I Wont Enable Your Sin

By Elton Camp
Youll get no service at this place
Because your choices are a disgrace.
I wont wash your huge SUV
It wastes resources, you see.
To your table, I wont bring ham
For its orthodox Jew that I am.
Coffee with your order you say?
Because Im Mormon, no way!
In my taxi to a doctor, you insist?
Nope! Im a Christian Scientist.
Bring a beer with your meal?
Im Muslim so its wrong, I feel.
I know Im a grocery store cashier,
But vegan so I wont scan meat here.
Fanatics we increasingly hear say
I wont abet your wicked way.
If job duties, conscience dont fit
The proper response is, I quit.