[Roar]

{SANTA}
Ladiesandgentlemen,andorganicchemistrystudents,backdespitethe
impenetrablesafespacewall,itsthemostintellectuallydangerousbandin
theworld,theColumbiaUniversityMarchingPenisJoke!
[Fanfare]
{RON}
Featuring:
J.Paris:Goingupinflames.
J.Terrorists:Blowingupforfame.
J.Ferris:Stairs
[Fanfare]

{SANTA}
Welcomesitselfbacktospirited,saccharine,strangelyantiseptic,sedulous,
sententious,sesquipedalian,semicircular,semicentennial,solipsistic,
recentlyrenovated,yetstillinneedofrenovation!CollegeLibrary,where
theshelvesarelonglasting,butsadlynotthemen,andthewomenare
checkedoutbutlongoverdue.AswellasTurkishmissilesgoingup,
Russianplanesgoingdown,andSyriaatanalltimefuck,theBandnow
presentsits62ndconsecutive,69thsemiannualdrivetolowerthecurvein
OrganicChemistrywhileconsummatingtheworldslargestsimultaneous
Orgo!Andso,intheinterestofeveryonesenjoyment:
{SANTA}
SEASstudents,pleaseturnoffyourAndroiddevices.
{RON}
GSstudents,pleaseturnupyourhearingaids.

{SANTA}
CCstudents,pleasesetyourcellphonestovibrate.
{RON}
Barnardstudents,pleasesetyourvibratorstophone.Letsstarttheshow!
[WhoOwns]
{JOKE1ACTIVISM}
{SANTA}
Recentlyitseems,thingshavebeenfiringupallovercampus,fromthe
HartleylaundryroomtoyourpostChipotlebutthole.TheCarmanFacebook
grouparguedoverwhetheritsworsetoliveonthe8thfloorandhaveto
waitfortheelevator,ortoliveonthe13thfloorandbetrans.Student
WorkerSolidarityhadthegalltoaskthattheybepaidaSweetgreensalad
perhour.ThingsaresocrazythatnobodynoticedwhentheJewsControl
theWorldguytookhissignandmovedontoamorereceptivepartofNew
YorkTrumpTower.

ButeveryonesfavoriteantiSemiteisnttheonlycampusactivistwho
hasntbeenshowingupthissemester.LikeaColumbiaboyafteraone
nightstand,NoRedTapefadedaway.Likeafetusontheblackmarket,
RadicalC.U.N.T.S.brokeapart.LikeaPalestinianchildafterabeachside
excursion,SJPhasbeenMIA.Andjustlikethepolarbears,Columbia
DivestforClimateJusticeisagroupnoneofuscareabout.

Still,atleastColumbiaDivesthasbeentryingtomeetwithPrezBoabout
Columbias$400millioninvestedinfossilfuelsthatsroughlythecostof
onedoseofAIDSmedicationor200privateWuTangClanalbums.After
monthsofthreateningcivildisobedience,ColumbiaDivestwasfinallyready
topullthetrigger,likethePlannedParenthoodshooterafterthatbabyparts
jokewejustmade.But,atthelastminute,theywerecaughtupinthered
tapeofhowtoincorporateNoRedTapealongwithStudentWorker
Solidarity,theInternationalSocialistOrganization,and,becausethey
realizedtheywereseverelylacking,blackpeople.

BycreatingtheStudentPowerCoalition[Ronwhispers]wait,they
changedtheirname,theBarnardColumbiaSolidarityNetwork[Ron

whispers]whoops,itsjustchangedagain,ColumbiafortheEradicationof
PeopleWhoDisagreeWithUsstudentactivistshavebecomewhat
theyvealwayshated:abloated,ineffective,dicksuckingbureaucracy.
Thatsright,justlikeaCPStherapist,activistsaresupposedtobehereto
helpyou,butaresodisorganizedtheycantevenfindatimetomeet.
Eventuallythough,theyallmanagedtopulltheirheadsoutofeachothers
asses,risinguptostartthefirstallyoucanprotestbuffet,exceptatthis
buffettheresnochoicebecauseyoureforcefedeverything.

Now,
accordingtoactivists,youreonlyallowedtocareaboutthe
environmentifyoureanatheistsocialistthatdidntuseaFrenchflagfilter
onFacebook.AndagrouplikeNoRedTape,whosemissionstatement
onceagainshouldbeprettysimpleDontRapePeoplehasbeen
forcedbytheradicalprotestcommunitytomakethemselvesmore
intersexualImeanintersectionalDontRapePeople,YouDirtyJew.

Bycreatingthisdogooderdonothingsuperpac,activistorganizations
forcedtogethershouldfinallyberealizingsomethingaboutthemselves:
theyreallimpossibletoworkwith.Whichisweird,becausetheyliterally

havetodoonethingdothings.Ultimately,whatthismeansisColumbia
activistshavebecomelesseffectivethanabstinenceintheBibleBelt.

Inhonorofstandingupforwhatyoubelievein,thebandnowmarchesinto
LowandplaysIKnewYouWereTroubleWhenYouWalkedinThis
Office.

[IKNEWYOUWERETROUBLE]

{JOKE2FOOTBALL}
{RON}
Astheworldwitnessedterroristsexplodeoutsideastadium,wewitnessed
thefootballteamimplode
inside
astadium.Whileeveryonewatchesas
Trumpspewedoffensivelines,noonewatchedtheLionslackofan
offensiveline.AndeverybodylostitwhenthatdentistkilledCeciltheLion,
yetnobodycaredthattheLionskilledthelosingstreak.TheLionsushered
inanewera,bywinningtheirfirstgameintwoyearsandremaining
undefeatedforanentireweek.

Weregoingtocomerightoutandsayit:thisdoesntmeanourteamis
goodatfootball.Hell,werestillnotsurethisteamevenplaysfootball.We
onlywon2outof10games.20%isstillahardF.Or,ifyoureinSEAS,a
hardB+.Theworstthingisnowwerejusttheteamthatlosesallthetime
insteadofbeingtheteamthats
best
atlosing.
AtCornell,welost03.ThatsaspatheticastheParisattackerwhoonly
managedtoblowuphimself.AndBrownbeatusfasterthantheirpolice
officersbeataLatinostudent.Forfuckssake,formercoachPete
Mangurian,theguywhothoughtignoringconcussionsmadethemgo
away,wonthreegamesinhisfirstyearhere.Reallymakesyouthink...too
badtheteamcantanymore.

Whatsincredibletousisthattheadministrationstillcaresaboutfootball,
throwingmoneyattheprogramasifanewfield,newuniforms,andnew
coachwillmagicallygiveusplayerswhoaregoodenoughtopassa
football...LitHum.Andweknowstudentsdontactuallycare,exceptfor
thatoneguywhodressesintheRoareecostume,becausefootballgame
attendanceisstillworsethanthenextEaglesofDeathMetalconcert.But
afteronlytwowinseveryoneseemstobeintoxicatedbyschoolspiritand

footballplayerscanfinallysaytheyscoreontheweekendswithoutusing
roofies.Itjustgoestoshowthat,evenataschoollikeColumbia,footballis
soreveredthatwhenyourethecaptainofa2winteam,everyoneforgets
thatyoucommittedahatecrimeyoursophomoreyear.

Inhonorofthe#NewEra,thebandnowformsournewheadcoachand
plays,YouCanCallMeAlBagnoli.

[YOUCANCALLMEAL]

{JOKE3BARNARD}
{SANTA}
Barnardsadministrationforaschoolthathasallbutdeniedany
culpabilityinthecampus
rape
epidemic,itseemshappyto
fuck
overits
studentsateveryturn.Itsalmostasiftheyvaluethefloweredmagnolia
morethanitsdefloweredstudentnamedMagnolia.
Unlessyou'reDean
Hinkson,inwhichcaseyouvalueMagnoliamorethaneveryotherstudent
oncampuswho'snotcrying.


Forexample,theadminmovedtochangetheirwinterbreakhousingpolicy,
whichhasbecomethebiggestobstacletoBarnardgirlssecuringa
bedaftersignins.Theproposedpolicychangewouldallowonlymission
criticalstudentstostayoncampus,liketourguides,athletes,orDean
Hinkson,theworkstudygirlwhogivesundercutsintheDiana.Butitdidnt
takelongbeforepetitions,Facebookposts,andopedspromptedSGAto
abandontheroleofbeingDSparsclitsuckerandsolvetheissuewithDean
Hinksonsmostpotentweaponapanderingmassemail.Now,Barnard
studentsinneedofwinterbreakhousingwillonlyhavetoprovetheyre
actuallyhomeless,byharassingdeansastheycomeandgofrom
MortonWilliams.

Thosearenttheonlychangesaffectingstudents.Barnardalsodecidedto
withdrawitsfundingforCUE,which,forthoseofyouthatdontknow,islike
COOPforfatkidswithasthma.Anotherproblemisyeastinfectionsthe
secondmostfoulthingonBarnard'scampussinceDeanHinksontook
office.Also,studentsarefeelingsentimentaloverthedecaying,rotten
huskthatisLehmanLibrary,whosedestructionhasforcedthemtofind

new,secludedplacestostudy,liketheirprofessorsapartmentthemorning
after.

ButnotallofBarnardsproblemsareDeanHinkson.Fratboyssloppily
constructedaNoGirlsAloudfort,whichwasprobablymodeledafterthe
sloppilyconstructedLernerHall.Theyalsopassedaroundapetitionto
repealthe19thAmendment,whichwasmistakenfortheGreekCouncils
decisionthatwomenonlycountas1/3rdofaperson.

Shortlyafteritscreation,thefortwentdownfasterthanaBarnardgirl.
Studentsrushedintodismantletheoppressive,violent,global
patriarchybywhichwemean,theycleaneduptheboysmessand
headedbacktotheirkitchens.Allofthisofcoursemeanssomefreshmen
DeanHinksonprotegesdecidedtowritethemostblowhardopedweve
seensince,well,the
last
opedSpecpublished.Theoped,entitled
BarnardsNotHereForYourEntertainment,

insistedthatBarnardandits
studentsarentapunchlinewell,thisisprettyawkward.

Inhonorofblowinghard,thebandnowformsDeanHinksonandplays,
BarnardGirl.

[BARBIEGIRL]

{JOKE4IVYLEAGUE}
{RON}
Thecountdowntothe2016electionmeanstakingahardlookatthe
internalpoliticsandcultureofoneofAmericasoldestinstitutions:its
alienatingtominorities,committedtotraditionalvalues,ruledbyfinancial
interests,andviewsdissentingvoicesasathreat.

Yes,TheIvyLeague,theGrandOldPartyofsportsconferences,hometo
therich,white,andselfobsessed.Whenyoulookatthecandidatesinthe
presidentialrace,theyeachbearresemblancetooneofAmericastop
schools.

JebBushistheHarvardoftheRepublicancandidates,showingpromise
despiteonlygettingintotheracethankstofamilyconnections.

UnfortunatelyforJebandHarvard,bothmanagedtolosedebatestomen
whoadmittedtostabbingsomeone.Nottomention,theirguaranteed#1
rankingwaslosttosomeobscenelyrichorangeasshole.

Ofcourse,wemeanPrincetonandTrump,becausebothofthemsuddenly
spikedto#1inthepollsdespiteclearlybeingfuckboyswithbadhair.Also,
TrumpsstanceonimmigrationseemstobedirectlypulledfromPrincetons
admissionspolicy:MuslimsandMexicansneednotapply.

DartmouthCollegeisrunningforpresidentintheformofJohnKasich.
Confusingtopronounce,boringlywhite,andhailingfromthemiddleof
nowhere,KasichscampaignfollowstheDartmouthschoolmottoavoice
cryingoutinthewilderness.(Plus,ifyoulookintohiseyes,youcansee
deepdowninhissoulthathesfuckedasheep).

CornellisanIvyLeagueschoolasmuchasCarlyFiorinaisapolitician
onlytechnically,withnomeritsoraccomplishments.Withhermadeup
factsaboutPlannedParenthood,shesoundsaseducatedasaCornell

alum.And,atHP,CarlyleftasmanypeopleunemployedastheCornell
SchoolofHotelAdministration.

WeweregoingtohaveBobbyJindalbeBrownbecauseImean,itskind
ofobvioushewentthere!Unfortunately,liketheBrownalumheis,he
couldntmanagetopass/failthepresidentialelectionanddroppedout.But
withJindalpullingout,wevedecidedtheonlyothercandidateforBrownis
MarcoRubiobecauseImean,itsalsokindofobvioustheylltalkalot
aboutdiversity,buttheyrereallyjustasses.

Speakingofasses,letsnotforgetthedemocrats!Havingspentdecadesas
Bills#2,HillaryClintonembodiesherlawmamater,Yale.She,too,was
fraughtwithanemailscandal,exceptthatwhileYalesemailscausedtheir
approvaltoplummettoPresidentBushlevels,Hillarysscandalwillearn
herthedemocraticnomination.

Finally,youarewhatyoutweet,soColumbiaisBernieSanders.While
HillarysYalemightbetheBlueIvyaheadintheranks,thetrueblueamong

usjustcantsaynotoidealisticliberalextremism.Whichiswhy,like
Bernie,mostofuswillsoonbeunemployed.

Inhonorofthedemocraticprocess,thebandformseveryonesfavorite
newssourceandplays,WhatDoesTheBigotedRacistSay?.

{JOKE5NATIONALRACISM}
{SANTA}
In2015,whitepeopleforthesecondyearinarowhavebeenforcedto
acknowledgethatotherpeopleexist.Itsbeenagreatyearforhiphop,with
instantclassicsfromDrake,KendrickLamar,andLinManuelMiranda.It
wasalsotheyearwhitepeoplelearnedaboutthephrasewhipandnae
nae.2015alsosawsomeofthemostdiversecastingintelevisionhistory
fromcriticallyacclaimedshowslike
MasterofNone
,
FreshofftheBoat,
and
Empire
.Itsnicetoseemainstreammediacastingpeopleofcolorinroles
otherthanlooter,thug,ormathnerd.

Despiteallthis,2015wasalsoagreatyearforracism.Wesawcontinued
highprofilepoliceviolenceinthemurderofLaquanMacdonald.Chicago

policeofficersinvolvedinthecoverupthoughttheycouldtaketheBurger
KingsecurityfootagetogoandHaveitTheirWay.InMinneapolis,the
BlackLivesMattermovementbeganprotestingafterJamarClarksmurder
bythepolice.Soonafter,thecopsallegedlyhiredNRAhitmentokillthe
protesters,whichispreciselythekindofPRmovewevecometoexpect
frompolice.Thiscircleofracistrightwingskullfuckerydominatesnational
discourse,atleastuntiltomorrowsStarWarspremiere.

TensionsalsoflaredattheUniversityofMissouri,whereafteramonthof
studentsofcolorprotestingineffectively,thefootballteamwentonstrike
becausetheonlythingmorescarytoawhitemanfromMissourithanan
educatedblackman,isablackmannotplayingfootball.Withintwodays,
thepresidentresigned.Thatscrazyourfootballteamwentonstrikefor
twowholeyearsandPrezboactuallygotaraise.

Likewise,DartmouthsBlackLivesMattergrouphasgottenattentionfora
recentprotestanditseemstheyandthebandhaveaverysimilar
understandingofwhatitmeanstoformasafespace:stormalibrary,

screamalittle,andpisseveryoneelseoff.Though,wemustsay,theband
preferstobeatdrumsratherthanrandompeople.

Tomakethingsworse,nowwevegottheDonaldTrumpcampaignbringing
hatredbacktothemainstream.Fanslovehowhesayswhateveryone
thinksbutistooafraidtosay.Though,basedonwhathessaying,it
seemsmorelikehesactuallyjusttooafraidtothink.LettheTrump
campaignbealessontousatColumbia:somegroups,likeTrump
supporters,
should
bemarginalized.

Inhonorofassbackwardsopinions,thebandnowtravelsto1950and
playsTimeWarp.

[TIMEWARP]

{JOKE4IVYLEAGUE}
{RON}
Thecountdowntothe2016electionmeanstakingahardlookatthe
internalpoliticsandcultureofoneofAmericasoldestinstitutions:its

alienatingtominorities,committedtotraditionalvalues,ruledbyfinancial
interests,andviewsdissentingvoicesasathreat.

Yes,TheIvyLeague,theGrandOldPartyofsportsconferences,hometo
therich,white,andselfobsessed.Whenyoulookatthecandidatesinthe
presidentialrace,theyeachbearresemblancetooneofAmericastop
schools.

JebBushistheHarvardoftheRepublicancandidates,showingpromise
despiteonlygettingintotheracethankstofamilyconnections.
UnfortunatelyforJebandHarvard,bothmanagedtolosedebatestomen
whoadmittedtostabbingsomeone.Nottomention,theirguaranteed#1
rankingwaslosttosomeobscenelyrichorangeasshole.

Ofcourse,wemeanPrincetonandTrump,becausebothofthemsuddenly
spikedto#1inthepollsdespiteclearlybeingfuckboyswithbadhair.Also,
TrumpsstanceonimmigrationseemstobedirectlypulledfromPrincetons
admissionspolicy:MuslimsandMexicansneednotapply.

DartmouthCollegeisrunningforpresidentintheformofJohnKasich.
Confusingtopronounce,boringlywhite,andhailingfromthemiddleof
nowhere,KasichscampaignfollowstheDartmouthschoolmottoavoice
cryingoutinthewilderness.(Plus,ifyoulookintohiseyes,youcansee
deepdowninhissoulthathesfuckedasheep).

CornellisanIvyLeagueschoolasmuchasCarlyFiorinaisapolitician
onlytechnically,withnomeritsoraccomplishments.Withhermadeup
factsaboutPlannedParenthood,shesoundsaseducatedasaCornell
alum.And,atHP,CarlyleftasmanypeopleunemployedastheCornell
SchoolofHotelAdministration.

WeweregoingtohaveBobbyJindalbeBrownbecauseImean,itskind
ofobvioushewentthere!Unfortunately,liketheBrownalumheis,he
couldntmanagetopass/failthepresidentialelectionanddroppedout.But
withJindalpullingout,wevedecidedtheonlyothercandidateforBrownis
MarcoRubiobecauseImean,itsalsokindofobvioustheylltalkalot
aboutdiversity,buttheyrereallyjustasses.

Speakingofasses,letsnotforgetthedemocrats!Havingspentdecadesas
Bills#2,HillaryClintonembodiesherlawmamater,Yale.She,too,was
fraughtwithanemailscandal,exceptthatwhileYalesemailscausedtheir
approvaltoplummettoPresidentBushlevels,Hillarysscandalwillearn
herthedemocraticnomination.

Finally,youarewhatyoutweet,soColumbiaisBernieSanders.While
HillarysYalemightbetheBlueIvyaheadintheranks,thetrueblueamong
usjustcantsaynotoidealisticliberalextremism.Whichiswhy,like
Bernie,mostofuswillsoonbeunemployed.

Inhonorofthedemocraticprocess,thebandformseveryonesfavorite
newssourceandplays,WhatDoesTheBigotedRacistSay?.

[WHATDOESTHEFOXSAY]

{JOKE5NATIONALRACISM}
{SANTA}

In2015,whitepeopleforthesecondyearinarowhavebeenforcedto
acknowledgethatotherpeopleexist.Itsbeenagreatyearforhiphop,with
instantclassicsfromDrake,KendrickLamar,andLinManuelMiranda.It
wasalsotheyearwhitepeoplelearnedaboutthephrasewhipandnae
nae.2015alsosawsomeofthemostdiversecastingintelevisionhistory
fromcriticallyacclaimedshowslike
MasterofNone
,
FreshofftheBoat,
and
Empire
.Itsnicetoseemainstreammediacastingpeopleofcolorinroles
otherthanlooter,thug,ormathnerd.

Despiteallthis,2015wasalsoagreatyearforracism.Wesawcontinued
highprofilepoliceviolenceinthemurderofLaquanMacdonald.Chicago
policeofficersinvolvedinthecoverupthoughttheycouldtaketheBurger
KingsecurityfootagetogoandHaveitTheirWay.InMinneapolis,the
BlackLivesMattermovementbeganprotestingafterJamarClarksmurder
bythepolice.Soonafter,thecopsallegedlyhiredNRAhitmentokillthe
protesters,whichispreciselythekindofPRmovewevecometoexpect
frompolice.Thiscircleofracistrightwingskullfuckerydominatesnational
discourse,atleastuntiltomorrowsStarWarspremiere.

TensionsalsoflaredattheUniversityofMissouri,whereafteramonthof
studentsofcolorprotestingineffectively,thefootballteamwentonstrike
becausetheonlythingmorescarytoawhitemanfromMissourithanan
educatedblackman,isablackmannotplayingfootball.Withintwodays,
thepresidentresigned.Thatscrazyourfootballteamwentonstrikefor
twowholeyearsandPrezboactuallygotaraise.

Likewise,DartmouthsBlackLivesMattergrouphasgottenattentionfora
recentprotestanditseemstheyandthebandhaveaverysimilar
understandingofwhatitmeanstoformasafespace:stormalibrary,
screamalittle,andpisseveryoneelseoff.Though,wemustsay,theband
preferstobeatdrumsratherthanrandompeople.

Tomakethingsworse,nowwevegottheDonaldTrumpcampaignbringing
hatredbacktothemainstream.Fanslovehowhesayswhateveryone
thinksbutistooafraidtosay.Though,basedonwhathessaying,it
seemsmorelikehesactuallyjusttooafraidtothink.LettheTrump
campaignbealessontousatColumbia:somegroups,likeTrump
supporters,
should
bemarginalized.


Inhonorofassbackwardsopinions,thebandnowtravelsto1950and
playsTimeWarp.

[TIMEWARP]

{JOKE6CAMPUSRACISM}
{RON}
Thissemester,Mizzouwasnttheonlyschoolexperiencingracialconflict,
asYalestudentsremindeduseveryfuckingday.Yes,theygotanequal
amountofattentionforscreamingaboutanemailwhichessentiallysaid
thattheyshouldallbesmartenoughtoavoidoffensiveHalloween
costumes.Ofcourseweare!saidoneYaliedressedasDarthJenner.

Meanwhile,PrincetonisgrapplingwiththelegacyofformerUniversity
PresidentWoodrowWilson,whowasracistevenbythestandardsof
Americaahundredyearsago,orLongIslandtoday.Andfrankly,its
impressivethathecouldbesobehindthetimes.Heskindoflikeyour
friendwhojustfoundoutaboutSerialthebreakfastfood,notthe

podcast.ButPrincetonhasmovedbeyondWilsonsrepugnantracial
theories,asrecentgenerationsofPrincetonstudentshaveprovedthat
peopleofcolorarejustascapableaswhitepeopleofbeingelitist
dickholes.

Andthissemester,Columbiasseenitsownshareofcontroversies:A
recentopedrevealedthatatBasketballMania,oneofthemosthistorically
oppressedgroupsinthiscountrysufferedanotherblow.Thatsright,
womensbasketballplayers.Theopedaccusedtheirpeprallydance
routine,whichfeaturedplayerstwerkingwithbasketballsstuffedintheir
shorts,ofbeingamodernminstrelshow,featuringabunchofslam
dunkingRachelDolezalwannabes.Thoughweagreetheperformance
wasprettytasteless,ifonlybecauseitfeaturedwhitepeopledancingatall,
wedontthinkprotestingwastherightsolution.Infact,thesmallgroupof8
activistspracticallytripledthenumberofpeopleinattendance.Plus,we
thinkitsactuallyalittletransphobictosaythatthewomensteamisnt
allowedtohaveballsintheirshorts.

Thebottomlineis,whenMissouriansarebeingthreatenedwith
supremacistviolence,Chicagoansarebeinggunneddownbypolice,and
Muslimsarebeingscapegoatedbyanentirepoliticalparty,itreallyputs
yourtwitteractivismintoperspective#ThisHomeworkIsLiterallyKillingMe
#NoPrideAllPrejudice#StayWokeinThis8:40.Afterall,noteveryones
problemscanbesolvedaseasilyasusingacolorswatchsystemtomatch
studentswithCCprofessors.

Onethingsforsurethough,racismisntdead.Andneitherarethebaby
boomersmakingFacebookstatuseswhichsay:Collegekidsthesedays
aretoosensitive.WedidnthaveprotestswhenIwenttoschoolhell,we
didntevenhaveblackpeople.

Inhonorofnavigatingracialissues,thebandnowformsaTwitterslacktivist
andplaysBound2##

[BOUND2]

{SANTA}
Well,thatsallforustonight,folks.Butbeforewego,wedliketoleaveyou
withafewstudyhintsforthebigOrgoexamtomorrow:
{RON}
Avogadro'snumberistoamolewhatAvocado'snumberistoguacamole.
{SANTA}
Organicchemistryislikeregularchemistry,butitcostsmore.
{RON}
Theringformingreactioninvolvingazidegroupsonanalkaneisknownas
aclickreaction.Whenyouputaringonherfinger,it'sknownasaclit
reaction.
{SANTA}

Andfinally,inchemistry,elementsthatarenotpartofthesolutionarepart
oftheprecipitate,whereas,atColumbia,studentswhoarenotpartofthe
solutionarepartoftheBand!
{RON}
Thanksandgoodnightfolks!Trynottobreakanybookcasesonyourway
out!
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