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Joel Vollertsen is a pathological liar and serial cheater.

He lives in Durham, North Carolina and currently works for Durham County EMS as a
basic medical technician.
He is still married to one of the dumbest, ugliest and most pathologically
codependent women on the planet, Cindy Vollertsen.
He fucks anything that moves and will give him money.
His current fuck buddy cumdumpsters:
Brittany Scarlett, Durham NC, employed by ENO Volunteer Fire
Department
Megan Rowell, Garner NC, Nursing Student at Durham Tech
College, employed by
Jessica Retier, Sioux Falls SD
Kim Lassiter, Salt Lake City, UT, teacher
Jacoba Poppleton, Salt Lake City, UT, cumdumpster
Rachel Taray, Durham NC, CVT technician Durham Regional
Hospital

Joel likes to hang out at shooting ranges and gun shows, offering women shooting
lessions. His story is that he has been in a roommate situation with his marriage
and that he is planning on leaving but just hasnt found the right time to break it
to his daughter.
He has left his daughter in his 2006 Chevy Silverado truck while he fucks his
girlfriends, he says that it only takes a minute (hahaha!! What a stud!!)
Joel has stolen money and property from his past relationship partners as well. His
first girlfriend, Shanta Schriever, of Lincoln, Nebraska, currently married and
residing in Portland, OR, working as a Womens Health Nurse Practitioner at
Providence Health System---has told many people of Joels peverted sexual
proclivities, where he would prefer to get blow jobs while his mother was in the
other room.
Shanta related many stories of Joel fucking local girls, Connie Kingham of Omaha,
NE, Christen Curry of Denver, CO, and Heather **** of Council Bluffs, IA. While Joel
was temporarily employed (something he vigorously avoids doing) as a security
person in a large beef and poultry grocer in Council Bluffs, he would use Heather,
who was a cashier there, to give him blow jobs in the bathroom, while his OTHER
girlfriend, Cindy Lampe, was a bookkeeper for the company.

Cindy Lampe knew of Joels whoring around but wanted to be associated with the
popular football player since she is a butt ugly troll with no prospects. So, she
sucked Joels cock every day hoping that she wouldnt get any pussy juice from
other girls twats in her mouth. Fat chance. Joel never took a shower after his
fuckfests and enjoyed shoving his filthy cock into Cindys mouth. She loved it,
because she was with the popular guy.
When Joel wouldnt marry her, she left to live with her mommy and daddy in Utah.
Joel continued to fuck and steal from Connie Kingham and Christen Curry, until
Christen caught on to his bullshit and dumped him. Then Connie threw his filthy ass
to the curb.and he promptly called his old back up cocksucker, Cindy Lampe and
offered to marry her if she would support him.
Desperate whore that she is, she took the offer, knowing shed never get anything
better. Joel sat on his fat lard ass for 8 years, while dumb ass Cindy paid all of his
bills. He fucked 3 neighbor women, one who is the wife of a convicted felon, named
Amy. She had three kids and he would go to her house every day when Cindy went
to work and fuck Amy all day long while her kids were at school and her husband
was in jail.
When Joel promised to take care of Amy and encouraged her to leave her
husband for him, the husband got out of jail and Amy told him all about the
fuckfests between her and Joel, and that Joel was going to take care of her and her
three kids.
The husband confronted Cindy about the affair and of course, Cindy knew she
wasnt going to do better, so she quit her job and moved Joel to Broken Bow,
Nebraska. There, she promptly got knocked up so that she could attempt to keep a
leash on the filthy whore Joel Vollertsen.

Didnt work. He continued to fuck every women hed known who was still willing,
telling them stories of how Cindy trapped him and that he just wanted to get his
daughter to age 18 and not have to pay child support, but that he never fucked
Cindy and that Cindy was a fish face, that she would try to tongue fuck him into
having sex with her.
Joel got caught yet again and Cindy, still knowing that she could never do any
better, quit her job AGAIN and moved to Durham, NC where Joel promptly started an
affair with another local woman, who lived right up the street from them.

The affair lasted two years, and Joel actually began another affair with Megan
Rowell, a former gymnast for NC State, who claimed that she was an architect
and was quitting because she didnt want to move out of state for a job. She then
claimed that she was going to go into nursing at UNC and was accepted. Joel and
Megan began fucking behind Megans boyfriends back in January 2013 and this
affair continued through May at least of that year.

Joel then decided that he wanted to become a computer expert and was taking
classes at Durham Tech with his first affair partner. He got caught several more
times, with photos, emails and voicemails being sent to Cindy at her workplace.
Still knowing that she simply could do no better, Cindy began a campaign of sucking
Joels cock every day and buying him things to make him stay with her, even though
Joel was fucking everything with a pulse in Durham.
He quit his computer classes and began EMT classes at Durham Tech, so that he
could be the hero and have the ability to stay out all night working while he was
fucking other women. He met Brittany Scarlett, a two time failure at the dumbest
course on the planetemergency medical technician basic. She is so stupid and
trashy, that she couldnt even pass the class after two attempts. Joel finally began
taking her exams for her and she passed. She somehow got into the volunteer fire
department at ENO, and sucks cock there until someone gives her a full time job.
Joel and Brittany are well known in durham for their fucking in Joels Silverado in
the parking lot of Durham Tech Orange County Campus and down at Station #4 on
Holloway Street in Durham. Cindy continues to suck Joels filthy disease ridden cock
every day, hoping that hell come out of his fog.
Joel is still trying to get back with his first affair partner, who works at UNC, and he
tries every chance he gets to tell her that hes leaving Cindy and that he never
loved her, that if only she gives him a place to live, hell leave Cindy for her.
Joel also is working on a married woman at Durham Regional Hospital, Rachel Taray,
who has been sucking his cock in the parking lot of the ER at Durham Regional.
Rachel and her husband live 3 miles from the house that Cindy pays Joel to live in
with her.
Joel has had multiple women at the home that Cindy pays him to live in, and one
has proof that they had sex in the garage, on the deck furniture in front of his kids
dog Dozer and on the picnic style kitchen table in the dining room. All of this while
his daughter was asleep upstairs and Cindy was in Boston on a conference.
The truck that Joel drives is completely paid for by Cindy and Joel routinely fucks
and gets blow jobs in the front seat of this truck. He has even fucked one woman
sitting next to the car seat that he puts his daughter in for school every day.

Joel Vollertsen is a pathological predator. Durham County Emergency Services


should be afraid that one day soon, Joel is going to find himself on the receiving end
of a sexual harassment or sexual battery complaint, and Durham County is going to
go down with him.

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