Dont steal a manual (stick) car

if you cant drive one

Talk about a bum steer:
Utah Police say a man tried to steal a car - then he had to call a
cab. Why? He couldnt out how to use manual gears (stick
shift).
Officers in Logan arrested Alexander Katz on Tuesday he and
his young girlfriend allegedly stole a car with the keys still
inside.
Police said the girlfriend knew how to drive a manual car (shift).
She tried to explain how to drive a manual.
"I'm not sure why she didnt just get in the driver's seat then
they could take the car and use it," Police Chief Gary Jensen
said.
Eventually, the pair left the car at a supermarket parking lot.
They fled on foot to a nearby servo/gas station where they
called a cab.
When the duo saw police, they ran off again.
The girlfriend was soon arrested. She told police that she and
Katz had been looking for Benadryl a drug that can make you
high. Then they decided to steal a car.

Katz was arrested a few hours later - police found him using
information from the taxi.
Katz was arrested and his girlfriend was released to her
parents. Her case was transferred to juvenile court.
Man Shoots Himself In Foot To See How It Feels
Some guys shoot themselves in the foot metaphorically. Only
Adam Hirtle knows if it's worse to do it in real life. And he did it
not once, but twice.
Hirtle, 30, of Colorado Springs, Colorado, told police he shot
himself in the foot on purpose. He said he was curious how it
would feel.
Police went to a hospital after getting a call about an accidental
gun discharge. Hirtle was quick to correct them he said that
his wounds were not accidental. He said he took a .22 caliber,
semi-automatic handgun at his foot then he pulled the
trigger.
Police said Hirtle told them he was in the garage. He decided to
take off his boot and shoot his foot. Then he put the boot back
on and took another shot.

What will Hirtle do with his new knowledge? However, he will be

getting an education in the legal system. He has been arrested
for prohibited use of a gun and child abuse. One or more kids
may have been there when he fired the gun.
Drunk, Half-Naked Man Breaks Into Stranger's House For
Chips
We've all had cravings for chips in the middle of the night.
Most of us don't break into a stranger's house to find them.
Andrew Wozniak, 19, of Greenwood, Indiana, was arrested police say he broke into a house. He was only wearing his
boxer shorts.
The homeowner called police shortly after 3 a.m. he said
there was a man "standing in his living room, in nothing but his
boxers eating chips". The caller pushed Wozniak out of the
house.
Police eventually found Wozniak walking down the street in only
his boxer shorts. He was arrested after cops tested his alcohol
level this was at around .106. Despite failing a blood test,
Wozniak insisted that he hadn't been drinking.

Wozniak was checked out at a hospital. During his time there,

Wozniak shouted at doctors Im going to snap both of you at
the same time!.
Wozniak has been charged with burglary, disorderly conduct
and alcohol abuse.
The police report did not say what brand or flavour of chips he
was eating!
Suspected Drug Dealer Chews Off Cop Car Seat Belt
It must have been some party.
A Chicago man was arrested on drug charges. He then chewed
off the seat belt in a cop car. He didn't want to miss his son's
birthday party.
Lashon Stuckey, 33, was arrested - police say they saw him
selling $30 worth of heroin. Police found several other bags of
heroin in his possession.
Stuckey was put in the police car then he was taken to a
nearby police station. During the drive, Stuckey managed to
chew through his seat belt this caused several hundred
dollars worth of damage.

Police said Stuckey told them he didnt want to miss his sons
birthday party.
This may sound like a good excuse the police did not agree.
He was charged with two counts of having heroin also one
count of criminal damage to property.
Stuckey remains stuck in jail with bail set at $75,000.
Burglar Falls Asleep During Robbery
A good night's sleep is important for success everything - also
robbery.
Police in Florida arrested Timothy Bontrager, 29. One Saturday
morning a homeowner woke up to fine him sleeping on her
couch.
Bontrager entered the home overnight through an unlocked
sliding glass door. When the owner woke up at about, she saw
the suspect, she woke him up and asked why he was there.
The burglar said sorry and started to pace around the home. He
only left when the victim said she was calling the police.
Police arrived at the home at 8 a.m. The victim found that her
wallet, licence, credit cards, cash and cheques (checks) were
missing.

Police took Bontrager into custody he was arrested after the

victim positively identified him. They found the victims wallet in
a wooden area.
Bontrager has been charged with burglary he is in jail on a
$25,000 bond.
NYC Office Worker Posed As Dentist
An office manager was charged for posing as a dentist. The
real dentist was away. She seriously injured patients after
pulling their teeth, performing root canals on them and
injecting their mouths.
Valbona Yzeiraj said she trained as a dentist in her native
Albania. She isn't licensed or trained in New York. She pleaded
not guilty to five counts of unauthorized practice of a profession
also four counts of assault, three counts of reckless
endangerment and one count of attempted grand larceny
(taking someone elses property).
One of the patients she treated got an infection after a root
canal. Another patient still feels pain two years after
treatment.
Yzeiraj treated patients at Dr. Jeffrey Schoengold's Ultimate
Dental Care of Riverdale in the Bronx while he was away. When

the dentist found out, he fired her. Then she tried to steal more
than $20,000 from him.
A judge set her bail at $20,000. She was barred from going
near any dental practices. If convicted, Yzeiraj faces up to
seven years in prison.