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THEPEARL,
AJournalofFacetiandVoluptuousReading.
No.5PUBLISHEDMONTHLY.
Nov,1879
SUBUMBRA,ORSPORTAMONGTHESHENOODLES.
(Continued.)
NextmorningAnnieandhersistersralliedusuponourlateappearanceatthe
breakfasttable,remarkingwithapoutinglook,"thatwecouldnotcaremuch
for
theircompanyifwelaidabedandleftthemtothemselvesforthebesthalfof
the
day,andthatRosawasjustasbad,forshewasactuallystillindishabille,
takingher
breakfastinherownroom."
Heremamainterposed,byadding,"Besides,Walter,Iamastonishedyou
should
copyFrank'slazyways,youwhoonyourfirstarrivalhereweresoeagerfor
early
morningwalkslookatAnnie,sheisnothalfsorosyandanimatedasshe
looked
afteryourfirstwalk."
AdeepflushpassedacrossAnnie'sfaceatthisallusiontoourfirsteventful
walk,whenwehadtheadventurewiththebull,butIpreventedherparents'
observingitbyreplying:"Thatresidentsintownwerealwaysinsuchahurryto
enjoythefreshair,andthatitseemedtohaveanextraordinarysomnolescent
effect
uponme,asIcouldhardlykeepmyeyesopenatsuppertime,orrousemyself
from
sleepinthemorning."
frank."I'mgladyouhavefoundoutitisnotalllazinessnow.Walterwill
takemypartwhenIassertitisthenaturaldrowsinessofyouth,whichis
readily
inducedbythekeenbracingairwebreatheallday."
Papamadeafewincredulous,ironicalremarksabouttheyouthofthepresent
day,andthenbreakfastbeingover,asherosefromthetable,said:"Walter,
would
youmindridingadozenmilestoobligeme.Frankwouldnotbereadytostart
foran
houratleastbesides,Iwouldrathertrustyouthanhimwiththeladymynote
isfor
Mrs.ColonelLeslieisbothyoungandgay,andIwouldrathernotruntherisk
of
FrankbeingonedayacorespondentintheDivorceCourt,andcautionyouto
take
careofyourself."
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Ireadilyassented,moreespeciallywhenInoticedashadeofjealousanxiety
flit
acrossAnnie'stelltaleface.Thehorsewasalreadyatthedoor,sospringing
intothe
saddleIrodeoffwithaflutteringanticipationofsomethingracybeinglikelyto
turn
up.Ishallnottroubleaboutmyreflectionsduringthisdelightfulhour'sride
the
atmospherewasmostdeliciouslybracing,andmythoughtsweresoamorously
bent
thatwhenIreinedupatthelodgegate,attheentrancetotheColonel's
grounds,Ifelt
thatIcouldfuckanythinginpetticoats,fromawitchtoagatepostthe
gatekeeper
soonpassedmein,andspringingfrommysaddlebeforethedoorofafineold
Elizabethanhall,myknockwaspromptlyrespondedtobyamosthandsome
young
colouredfellowwithaHindoocastoffeatures.
Mrs.Lesliewasathome,andhebeggedIwouldexcusehercomingdownto
the
drawingroom,asshewasstillathertoilette,andwouldimmediatelyseeme
inher
privateboudoir.
Thiscourteousmessagerevivedallmyromanticallyamorousideas,withwhich
Ihadindulgedmyselfduringmyride.
Usheredintotheboudoir,Ifoundtheladyofthehousetobeabeautiful
brunette
ofaboutthreeandtwenty,withamostbewitchingexpressionofcountenance,
whilst
herlarge,full,darkeyesseemedtoreadmyverysoulassheextendedher
handand
drewmetoaseatbyherside,saying:"So,youarecousinWalter,Isuppose
howis
itthatFrankdidnotrideoverwithhispapa'snote?Buttellhim,"sheadded
witha
veryarchlook,"thatIwasquiteaswellpleasedtoseeyou,andthatIconsider
his
cousinquiteasfascinatingashimself."
Thenringingthebell,shecontinued,"Willyoutakeacupofchocolatewithme
afteryourride?itwillinvigoratemefortheseriousbusinessofyouruncle's
note,"
openingadrawerandlayingseveralbundlesofpaperslikelegaldocumentson
the
table,justastheservantentered(hewasthegoodlookingHindoowhohad
first
introducedme).
MRSLeslie."Vishnu,bringupthechocolate,withtwocupsandsomebiscuits,
andmindnottoforgettheflaskofnoyau,"remarkingtomeashe
disappeared,"Ishe
notagoodlookingheathen?TheColonelhadhimlongbeforehemarriedme,
andI
callhimhisprincipalHindoodeitywheneverIlookathimitputsmeinmind
of
JosephandPotiphar'swife,especiallynowtheColonelisawaydoyounot
thinkIta
burningshametoleaveayoungwifeallalonebyherself?"
Shecontinuedtorunoninthiscuriousway,withoutgivingmeachanceto
make
areplyorobservationinreturn,asshebusiedherselflayingoutthepapers,
making
pretenceofanawfullotofbusinesstobegonethrough.
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Theservantnowbroughtinthechocolate,&c,andwasdismissedwiththe
order
totellAnnettethathermistresswouldbetoobusyforsometime,andwasnot
tobe
disturbeduntilsherungforthecompletionofhertoilette.
Myfairhostesswasamostcharmingobjectasshemovedaboutinher
dressing
gown,whichwasratheropenattheneck,soastodisplaytheupperpartof
thesnowy
prominencesofherlusciousbosom,besideswhichIcaughtglimpsesofher
naked
feet,withnothingonbutthemostpetitebluesatinslippers.
Presentlyshepouredouttwocupsofchocolate,putinalittleofthenoyau,and
presentingmewithoneofthemtookherseatbymyside,onthesoftyielding
lounge.
"DrinkitoffasIdo,"shesaid"itwilldoyoufarmoregoodthansippingand
allowingittogetcold."
Webothdrankoursmallcupsatadraught,andIalmostinstantlyfeltathrill
of
voluptuouswarmthrushthroughmyframe,andlookingatmyfaircompanion,
her
eyesseemedtosparklewithastrangeamorousfire.
Thedevilwasinmeinlesstimethanittakestowriteit,myemptycupwas
put
onthetable,andmydisengagedarmplacedroundherneckIdrewherface
tomine,
andimprintedseveralkissesonherlipsandcheeksasmyotherhandtook
possession
ofthatinvitingbosomshewascoveredwithblushesassheexclaimed,"Fie!
Fie.
sir!!howcanyoutakesuchlibertieswhenIcan'thelpmyselfwithoutdropping
my
cup?"
"Dearlady,excusemyliberties,anddon'tdistressyourself,Iamreallygreatly
obligedtothecupforitsassistancehowcanIlookuponsuchloveliness
without
beingtempted,yes,tempted!drivenmadbythesightofsuchcharmsyouwill
excuse,youwillpardonmypresumption,Iamsure,"Iejaculated,throwing
myself
uponmykneesbeforeherandhidingmyfaceinherlap,asIclaspedmyarms
nervouslyroundherwaist,andcouldfeelherwholeframetremblewith
emotion.
Suddenlysheseemedtostartwithpainassheexclaimed,"Ah!Goodness!Oh!
Oh!!Oh!!thecrampinmylegs.Oh!Oh!"asthecupwasthrowndownbyher
side.
"Oh,releaseme,sir!Oh,Walter,excuseme,Imustrubit!"
Herewasasplendidopportunitytoimprovealuckychance."Permitme,poor
dearlady,youareinsuchdreadfulpain,andIamamedicalstudent,"Isaid,
making
boldtoraiseherdressinggownandchafeherlovelycalveswithmyeager
hands
whatlovelylegsInowbeheld,withnotavestigeofanythingonthemmy
bloodwas
onfire,myfingersgraduallywanderedhigherandhigher,andIcouldnot
refrain
fromimprintingkissesonthedelicioussoft,pinkyflesh,assheseemedrather
tosigh
thanspeak,"Oh!thankyou,praydon't,it'ssoindelicate,andthecrampis
gone
now."
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"No,no,dearMadame,thenervouscontractionofyourbeautifulthighs
convincemethatitishigherup,andwillreturnagaininafewmoments,
unlessIcan
relieveyouindeedyoumustnotmindme,asIamamedicalman,"Iquickly
replied,
makingbolderadvanceseverymoment,andtakingadvantagesofthewarm
temperamentIknewshepossessed.
"Yourogue,youyoungvillain,yourtouchesandkisseshaveundoneme,how
canIresistahandsomestudent?Oh,Walter,Walter,Imusthaveyou!Ihad
only
beentryingtodrawyououtalittle,neverthinkingyouweresuchayoung
gallant
andnowIamcaughtinmyownnet!"
"Ah!Whatahurry.You'llspoilitallbyyourimpetuosityyoushallneverhave
mewithoutfirstkissingtheshrineoflove."
"Sir!"pushingmeaway,asIwasendeavouringtogetbetweenherlovely
thighs.
"Strip,strip,sir,ImustseemyAdonis,asyourVenusnowunveilsherselfto
you,"
throwingoffherdressinggown(whichInowsawwasheronlyarticleof
clothing)
anddrawingmyfacedowntohers,shethrusthertongueintomymouth,
"tippingthe
velvet"inthemostdeliciousstyleofvoluptuousabandon,anddelightfully
handling
myprickandballsatthesametime.Itwastoomuchformyimpatientsteed,
my
spendingsflewalloverherhandsandbodyalmostinstantly.
"Ah!Whatanaughtyimpatientboy,tocomesoquickly!Pulloffyourclothes,
sir,andletustakeourfillofloveonyonderbed.Myhusbanddeservesthis,for
leavingmeopentosuchtemptation.Youdearboy,howIshallloveyouwhat
afine
prickyouhave,andsosowhatdotheycallit?(blushingatherownwords)
so
randy!That'swhattheColonelsaysoftheyoungfellows.Isn'titadreadfully
rude
word,Walter?Butsofullofmeaning.Wheneverhesaidso,Icouldn'thelp
wishing
forahandsome,randyyounggentleman,suchasyourunclehassentmeto
day."
Thisishowsheranon,asIthrewoffeverything,andIwasasnakedasherself
ina
tricethen,hugging,kissing,bellytobelly,andhandlingeachother'scharms
inevery
possibleway,weslowlyprogressedtowardstheinvitingbedintheotherroom
once
ortwiceIstoppedandtriedtogetmyprickintoherstandingup,butshe
wouldnone
ofthat,andatlast,whenherbottomrestedagainsttheedgeofthebed,she
ordered
metokneeldownandkisstheseatoflovehowmytonguesearchedouther
finestiff
clitoris,whichprojectedquiteaninchandahalffromthelipsofhervagina.I
suckeditinecstasy,andtitillatedhersensitiveorganssothatshespent
profuselyina
minuteortwo,holdingmyheadwithherhandstomakemegoonitwasa
most
deliciouslyenjoyablegamahuchemytonguerevelledinhercreamyemission,
till
shebeggedmetoslipoffmyshirtandcomeonthebedandletherenjoymy
fine
prick.SoIendedthispreludewithaplayful,lovingbiteonherexcitedclitoris,
and
then,springingtomyfeet,werolledontothebed,herreadyhandgrasping
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mycock,
asImountedonherlovelybody.
"Whatashame!"shesighed."Howyouhavebeenspending,younaughtyboy,
youwon'thavemuchleftformenowbuthe'sfineandstiff!"asshesqueezed
itin
herhand,andbroughttheheadofmyaffairtothemark.
Ifoundherdeliciouslytight,andassuredhershewasquiteavirgin.
"SOIshouldbe,mydearWalter,butforyou.TheColonelhasgotsolittleto
pleasemewith,that,tightasIam,Icanhardlyfeelhim!nowyourjewelof
pleasure
makesmefeelgorgedwithdelight!"
Hermotionswereaslasciviousasherwords.Shewrithedandthrewupher
buttockswithextraordinaryrapidityandenergy,whilstIwasequallyeagerand
rapid
inrammingintoherdeliciouscunt.
IwasreadyasifIhadneverspent,andweswaminamutualemissionalmost
immediately,bothofusbeingsoovercomebyourfeelingsthatwealmost
swooned
indelightthisonlylastedforaminutethethrobbingandcontractingofthe
foldsof
hervaginaonmyenrapturedprickawokemetorenewedefforts,andwewere
rapidlyprogressingtowardsanotherspend,whenshecheckedme,andbegged
I
wouldwithdrawforalittle,whenshewouldamusemetillshefeltshemust
have
himagain,andsheadded,"IshallenjoyitsomuchmoreifIcanmakeyou
last
longer.Sitonmybody,Walterdear,andlayyourbeautifulprickbetweenthe
globes
ofmybosomyoushallspendtherenexttime.Ican'thelptellingyouwhata
fine
oneitis,overandoveragain!"
Shewentoncaressingitwithherhand,andmakinghertwobubbiesclose
upon
it,sothatIcouldworkbetweenthem.Itwasanotherdeliciousidea,butshe
hadnot
exhaustedallherwaysofexcitingme.Herotherhandpassedundermythigh,
andI
thoughtshewasfriggingherself,butitwasonlytowetherfinger,preparatory
to
friggingmybottomholewithit.Thismademecomeagainalmostdirectly.
"Now,"saidshe,"Imeantorideonyou,andmakeitlastaslongaspossible,
so
letusreversepositions."
Thiswasdone,andsherodemeandstoppedalternatelyforabouttwenty
minutes,whenwemetinagloriousflowofsperm.
"Whatdoyouthinkofthat?"sheexclaimed,assoonassherecoveredher
breath.
"Wewillgetupandansweryouruncle'sletternow,andyoushallpromiseto
come
againsoon."
(Tobecontinued.)
MISSCOOTE'SCONFESSION,
ORTHEVOLUPTUOUSEXPERIENCESOFANOLDMAID
InaseriesofLetterstoaLadyFriend.
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LETTERV
MyDearNellie,
IwasnearlyfouryearswithMissFlaybumbeforemyeducationwasconsidered
tobecomplete.Thelasthalfyearhadarrived,andyoumaybesurehowI
looked
forwardtomyemancipationfromthethralldomofMissHerbertandher
mistress
LadyClara,Laura,andtheVanTromphadallleft.Cecilenowwasmybosom
friend,wehadbothgrownourfeathersastheywerecalled,andIloved
MademoiselleFossesodearlythatmyguardianshadarrangedwithhertolive
with
measacompanioninfuture,astheyintendedmakingmeasufficient
allowanceto
setupagenteelhouseholdofmyown.BesidesmyselfandCeciletherewereat
schoolnolessthannineortenbigyoungladies,whoaswellasMademoiselle
would
leaveforgoodwhenwebrokeupfortheapproachingChristmasholidays.Miss
Flaybumseemedtobemuchannoyedattheprospectoflosingquiteathirdof
her
pupilsallatonceshebecamedecidedlyspitefulinherlittletyranny,andin
the
punishmentsinflicted,seemingtotakeanespecialdelightinhorsingthe
biggest
girlswewerebirchedforthemosttriflingoffences,ofteninthreesandfours
ata
timesuchdoingscouldnotfailtobreedresentmentinourbreasts,andweall
longed
forsomechanceofrevenge.Ihadbecomequitealeaderintheschool,and
withthe
othergirlsoftenmadewhatwecalledsacrificestotherod,especiallyofthe
younger
pupils,inourrespectivebedrooms,whodarednotcomplaintoMissFlaybum
for
fearofworsehappeningtothem.
Thelastfewdayswereapproaching,andinlessthanaweekIhopedtotake
leaveofoldEdmontonforgood,andnotwishingtoabandonthefieldwithout
paying
offoldscoresIhadaconsultationwithMdlle.andCecile,astothepracticality
of
wreakingourrevenge.Theresultwasweengagedallthebiggirlswhowere
leaving
tohelpus,besidestakingaboutadozenmoreoftheothersintoour
confidence,who
promisedatleasttoremainneutralfrightenedspectators.MissFlaybuminher
carefulwisdomhadalltheservants,exceptMaria,sleepinadistantpartofthe
house,andaheavilybarreddoorpreventedallaccessforthemtousatnight.
MissFlaybumalsoinvariablygavetheyoungladiesabreakinguppartythe
eveningbeforetheyweretogohome,sowedeterminedtobribeMariato
forfeither
allegianceandaidinourtreasontheplanbeingattheendoftheevening's
entertainmenttoseizeuponMissFlaybum,MissHerbert,andFrauBildaur,and
well
birchthemall,especiallythetwoformertyrants.Wehadnodifficultywith
Maria,
whohadrecentlydrawnmostofherwages.Ipromisedherahandsome
douceurand
aplaceinmyownestablishment,whichshegladlyaccepted,beingasshesaid
quite
tiredoutwiththeMisses'tantrums.
Shealsoagreedtoprovideeverythingnecessaryforourpurpose,cords,and
especiallythreeofthepenitentialdressestoputonourvictims.
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Theeventfuleveningarrived,theconspiratorshadagreedbetweenthemselves
to
irritateMissFlaybumbymakingveryfreewithherchampagne,whichupon
such
occasionswasmadeagreatdisplayof,butverysparinglyservedouttothe
company.
Maria,assistedbytwootherservants,wasprincipalwaitress,andatsupper,
byher
connivance,nearlyallofustookaboutthreeglassesofthesparkling
gooseberry,
insteadofone,asusualonsuchoccasions.MissFlaybumopenedhereyesin
astonishmentasshesawusindulginginasecondglass,butwhenshesawus
still
furtherencroachingonherprofusehospitalityshefairlyexploded,"MissCoote,
MissDeben,I'mastonishedatyouhowdareyou,Mademoiselle,toencourage
those
youngladiesinsuchintemperance,"risingfromherseatinrage,"whyhalfof
my
pupilswillgetintoxicatedMaria,removethosebottlesthisinstant,youmust
have
lostyourhead."
Maria,whohadwatchedthestormbrewing,had,justthepreviousinstant,
succeededindismissingtheothertwoservantsandwellboltingthedoor
leadingto
thedomestics'quarters,having,withgoodtact,providedthemwitha
considerable
amountofrefreshment,toregalethemselveswithal.
Perceivingthefieldwasallclear,Iroseup,glassinhand,saying,withabowof
mockdeference,"Waitamoment,Maria,wearenotquitereadytodispense
withthe
champagne.MissFlaybum,MissHerbert,andyouyoungladies(lookinground
the
table),weshall,manyofus,parttomorrowmorning,nevertoreturntothis
happy
establishment,andI,forone,feelsureyouwillalljoinwithmeindrinkinga
real
bumpertothehealthofourmuchrespectedandbelovedschoolmistress."
MissFlaybumgaspedwithagitation,butsubsidedintoherchair,asifresigned
toherfate,andapparentlyunabletohelpherself.
Theyoungladiesallreceivedtheproposalwithrapturousapplauseglasses
were
filledwithoutstint.
"Now,then,"Iexclaimed,steppingontomychairandplacingonefootonthe
table,"wemustdrinktothehealthofsuchanillustriousandamiablelady,with
all
honours,intheScotchfashion,onefootonthetable,andthrowyourglasses
over
yourshouldersasyoudrainthemtothebottom,inherhonour.Tothehealth
ofMiss
AudreyClementineFlaybum,
Forshe'sajollygoodfellow,
Forshe'sajollygoodfellow.
Forshe'sajollygoodfellow.
Andsosayallofus,
Andsosayallofus.
Andsosayallofus,
Withahip,hip,hurrah,
Withahip,hip,hurrah,
Hurrah,hurrah,hurrah."
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(Crashofglasses)
Myconfederatesjoinedandgavethehealthinregularchorusand,Imustsay,
in
ratheramasculinemanner.
"MyGod!myGod!"screamedMissFlaybum,astheglassescrashedonthe
floor,orwherevertheyfell,"theyoungladiesarealldrunkwhatshallIdo,
Miss
Herbert,howawful,wheredidtheylearnallthispothouseslang?"
"Whataninsult!"Iexclaimed."Arewedrunk,youngladies?Cecile,Mdlle.
Fosse,willyoustandstilltobestigmatizedasdrunkards?"Weallcrowded
round
MissFlaybumandtheEnglishandGermangovernesses,thetwoformerred
with
passion,whilstFrauBildaurwastremblingwithfear.
"Thisisnolaughingmatter,"Icontinued,"wehaveallbeeninsulted.Miss
AudreyClementineFlaybum,ourturniscomenow,youshallbemadetosmart
for
this,andmakeamostabjectapologyforinsultinganumberofyoungladiesof
the
highestaristocracy,andyouMissDidoHerbert,shallbepunishedtoobecause
you
evidentlyapproveditall.IthinkwewillbeginuponFrauBildaur,butIwon'tbe
harduponher,assheisrathertenderhearted.Maria,doyourduty,noretiring,
strip
them,andputthepenitentialgarmentsonbeforeusallhere."
missflaybum,nowpaleandtremblingwithrageandfear."Howdareyou
addressmesoMaria,cleartheroomoftheseimpudentyoungladies,theyare
all
flushedwithwine."
HerappealstoMariaareallinvainshefirststripsandrobesFrauBildaurthe
poorcreature,readytofaintwithfearandshame,offersnoresistance,but
Miss
Herbertisindignant,andresistsstrenuously,whilstMissFlaybumishelddown
in
herchairbyhalfadozenstrongyoungladies.
"Nevermindaboutdressingthatoldfrump,"Iexclaimed"stretchheronthe
table,andturnupherclothes."
Almostbymagicthesuppertableishalfcleared,allthedebrisofthe
entertainmentbeingswepttotheotherendofthetable.Thestrugglingvictim
is
powerlessassoonasMariawiththeassistanceofCecileandMdlle.Fosse
resolutely
draghertothetablesheisstretchedoverthemahogany,andMdlle.,having
turned
upherclothesandpinnedthemwellup,sitsonhershoulders,tokeepher
down,
whilstoneortwoothersholdherarms.Cecileopensherdrawersandexposes
a
ratherthinbottom,saying,"She'snotveryplump,dearRosa,butnodoubt
youcan
makehersqueak."
rosa."Tearoffherdrawersandfullyexposeher,Imustpayoffallscoresat
once."
Thisisspeedilydone,thevictimappealsformercyandexclaimsagainstsuch
indecency,butinvainwhilstMissFlaybumlooksoninspeechlesshorror,
gasping
andsighingwithindignationandthethoughtsofwhatshamefulindignitiesmay
bein
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storeforherself.
rosa,givingalightswishontheexposedrump."Haveyougotanyfeeling,
MissDidoHerbert?Ihopethiswon'thurtyoumuch,butyou'vebeenaspiteful
old
thingtousforalongtime."Swish,swish,swish,harderandharder,tillthe
devoted
bumbeginstogetquiterosy."Willyoubegourpardon,andpromisetobe
kinderto
yourpupilsinfuture?"givingawhackwithallherforce,whichwealsand
almost
drawstheblood.
missHerbert."Oh!Oh!weneverpunishedlikethat!Oh!shameful,Miss
Coote!"
rosa."Howdareyou,MissDido,tellmeit'sshameful,doyoureallymean
whatyousay?"slashingawayinearnest,andsoonmakinglittledropsofblood
begin
tooozefromthebruisedweals.
missHerbert,sobbinghysterically."Oh!Oh!Ididn'tmeantosaythat.Oh!
Oh!Ahrrre!Havemercy!MyGod!howcruellyyoucut!"
rosa."Ithoughtyouwouldcomeround,MissDidopray,don'tyouadmire
mystyleofbirching,don'tyouwishmetodoitalittleharder,"keepingupa
vigorousstrokeallthetime,andbeginningtomakequiteabeautifuldisplayof
raw
buttocks.
Thevictimshriekswithagonyandcriesforhelp.
rosa."Youmayscream,it'sdelightfultohearit,andknowyouhavesome
feeling.Willyoubegourpardonsnow?"
missHerbert."Oh!Yes!Yes!Iwill,Iwill.Oh!Oh!praystop,prayhave
mercy,I'llneverbeunkindanymore!"sobbinghysterically,"Oh,dear!Oh,
dear!I
shallfaint,IknowI'mbleeding!Oh!dearMissCoote,howcanyoubeso
cruel?"
rosa."Doyouthinkwe'reanyofusintoxicated?Don'tyouthinkitwasvery
improperandunladylikeofMissFlaybumtosaywhatshedid,andinsultusso,
just
aswehaddoneheragreathonourwhatdoyouthinkofit,MissDido?"
missHerbert."Oh!Ah!Ah!Ah!Ahrrre!Oh!itwassowrongofher!
Oh!Idoapologize.Oh!letmego.Oh,Mercy!"asshewrithesandtwistsinthe
mostagonizingmanner.
rosa."Youmustthankme,andpromisetoretirequietlytoyourroomwhen
youareallowedtogo,andprofitbythelessonyouhavereceiveditisnothalf
so
badasitmighthavebeen,there,there,"givingheracoupleofslashing
undercuts
betweenherthighs."Kneeldownandkisstherod,andthankme."
missHerbert."Ah!Ah!dreadful.Oh!Ishalldie!Oh!havepity,"sobbing
andmoaning.
Sheisnowreleased,andhastokneelandkisstherod,andmakemosthumble
thanks,apologies,andpromises,totheinfinitedelightoftheaudience,who
thoroughlyenjoyherhumiliationasshekneelsbathedintearsofpainand
shame,
andgreetherwithastormofhissesassheslinksfromtheroomcrestfallen
and
smartingwithherdegradation.
rosa."Now,MissAudreyClementineFlaybum,it'syourturnresistus,and
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youshallbepunishedtentimesworsethanthatwomanHerbert."
Theschoolmistressisquitecowedbythepreviousscene.Sheimploresfor
mercy,andbegsthemnottodegradeherbeforethewholeschool,butRosa
andher
accomplicesaredeterminedandrelentless.
Mariagraduallystripshermistress,whoisafinelookingwomanofthefat,fair
andfortyclass,withquiteprominentblueeyesandflaxenhair.Thedisrobing
processdisplaysinturnherfineneckandbosom,crimsonwithshameand
heaving
withagitation,whilsttearsofbittervexationcoursedownhercheeks.Thenshe
presentlystandswithonlychemiseanddrawers,thelattersowellfilledoutas
to
givepromiseofasplendidbottomwithin,andtheendsbeautifullytrimmed
with
expensivelace,belowwhichareseenafinepairofplumplegs,inflesh
colouredsilk
stockings,andhighheeledshoes,withjewelledbuckles,butwhenthe
penitential
dressandmobcapareassumed,shelooksquiteabenevolentMrs.Fry,
grievingover
somekindofhumandepravity.
"There,"saidRosa,"she'swisenottoresist.LetherstandandseeFrauBildaur
receiveherpunishment,andIwillresttooyoudearCecile,takeanewrod
and
punishherlightly."
Itwasabeautifulsighttoseethechestnuthaired,plump,merrylookingCecile
asshewhiskedherbirchagainstthetremblingFrau,whowaspresentlyhorsed
on
Maria'sback,and,withdrawersletdownandskirtsup,wassoonreadyforher
punishment,displayingaveryfine,fullbottomonwhichtooperate.
cecile."FrauAugustaBildaur,Iwillonlygiveyouadozensmartcuts,andlet
yougo,whenyoukisstherod,andthankmeforchastisingyou."
Thussaying,sheslowlycountsthenumberofeachblow,asshestrikesher
well
aimed,deliberatecuts,whichquicklyraisealltheexposedsurfacetoawarm,
rosy
tint,andleavealotofveryredmarks.
Thevictimreceivesherpunishmentveryfirmly,withclosedlipsallthewhile,
butwhenreleasedisveryprofuseinherthanks,asshekissestheinstrument
ofher
flagellation.Thetimidlookisgone,andinsteadofthetears,hereyesare
lightedup
withawarmsensuallight,andshebegs,inawhisper,tobeallowedtowitness
Miss
Flaybum'scastigation.
rosa."Whatapitythereisnoproperwhippingposttotieherupto:wemust
makeshiftwiththetable.PutMissFlaybumupinthesamewayasyoudid
Miss
Herbert."
Thevictimdoesnotresist,assheseesitisquitehopeless,andwouldonly
entail
greaterpainonherself.Herdrawersareremovedaltogether,displayingtothe
curiousgirlsabeautifulplumpbottomandwhitebelly,ornamentedbyafine
Mons
Veneris,coveredwithaprofusionoflightcurlyhair,withthetipofaluscious
lookingclitorisjustpeepingoutbetweenthelipsofherpussey.Theyspread
eagle
heronthetable,fourgirlsholdingherlegswideapart,whilstotherssecureher
arms,
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andMademoiselleagainsitsonthevictim'sbacktomakesureofher.
rosa."Whatafinesighthowdelightfultohavetosubduethespiritbelonging
tosuchasplendidfigure.MissAudreyClementineFlaybum,youhavebeen
guilty
ofgrosslyinsultingmyselfandotheryoungladies,andyoumustretractall
your
accusationsofdrunkenness,andItrusttothoroughlyconvinceyouofour
sober
earnestness.DoIwhipyoulikeadrunkard,orwereyounotratherintoxicated
with
passionwhenyousaidso?"whippingherslowlyatfirst."Didweusepothouse
slang?IhopeIdon'thurtyourpoordelicatebottom,itbeginstolookrather
flushed,
butperhapsit'sonlyblushingatourrudeness,"warmingtoherwork,and
slashing
awayingoodearnest.
MissFlaybum'sfaceshowsthedepthofherindignation,whilstherfat,plump
bottomwrithesateverystroke,sothatitisasmuchastheyoungladiescan
doto
holdherlegssheseemsdeterminednottocryout,butRosaincreasesher
painwith
suchskillfulandmaliciouslyplantedstrokes,sheiscompelledatlasttosighfor
relief.
rosa,laughing."Ha!Ha!Ha!she'sobstinateandwon'tanswershewishes
metocutharderMaria,getanothergoodheavybirchready,thisonewon't
lastlong.
IbegintothinkMissAudreyClementineFlaybumisreallydrunkherself(roars
of
laughter),orshewouldhavethesensetoapologize,butI'llbringhertoher
sober
senses.Howdoyoulikethat,andthat,andthat,"cuttingeachstrokeastogo
inwell
betweenthecheeksofherbottom,andtouchthepoutinglipsofherpussey,
which
couldbequiteplainlyseenbehindtheywereindeedpainfulcuts,andeliciteda
suddensharpcryofpain.
missflaybum."Ah!Ah!Oh!Oh!Howcruel.Whatfiendishcreaturesto
cutmeupso!"
rosa,laughingagain."Ha!Ha!she'sjustbeginningtogetsober,alittlemore
willthrashallthechampagneoutofherdrunkenpeoplealwaysaccuseothers
of
beingdrunk,"cuttingupherbottom,andmakingthebloodruninlittle
streams,so
thatitsoonbegantorundownherthighs,anddripfromthehairsofher
pusseythe
flagellatrixandherfriendsaregettingquiteexcitedatthespectacle,butnot
theleast
insympathywiththevictim,whosesufferingsseemtoaffordthemexquisite
voluptuoussensations,manyoftheeldergirlsbeingstretchedonthefloor
together,
orinotherpositionsofsensualenjoyment.
Thevictimnowscreamsindeedfor"Mercy,Mercy!Oh!Oh!Havepity,Miss
Coote.Oh!Oh!Ishallfaint,Ishalldie."
rosa,inastateoffuriousexcitement."No,no,nofearofyourdying,yourfat
bottomwillstandagooddealmoreyetyouaretooobstinatetobeletoff,the
birch
willkeepyoufromfainting.Whywhywhydon'tyouapologize?"givinga
terrificundercutbetweenthetendersurfaceofherthighsateveryquestion,
making
thepoorschoolmistressgaspandmoaninagonystillherproudspiritrefused
todo
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whatwasrequiredofher.
Sheisalmostfainting,whenRosa,whoisgettingrathertiredwithher
exertions,
callsforabottleofchampagne."Now,thengirls,"sheexclaims,"she'sso
pluckywe
mustdrinkherhealthagain."Inresponsetothiscall,halfadozenyoung
ladiestake
abottleeach,andatasignalfromRosa,allthecorksarefairlydischargedat
the
bleedingbottom,whichpresentsafamousmark,andelicitspealsoflaughter
atthe
joke,astheydrinkto"thepluckyoldgirl,"whoishumiliatedmorethaneverat
this
unexpectedindignity.
Rosa,refreshed,throwsawaythestumpofthebirchshehasbeenusing,and
takesupanotherheavyswishtail.
"Thisissomethinglikearod.Willyou,now,MissAudreyClementine
Flaybum,begourpardon,andownyouweredrunkyourself,ormustIcutyour
fat
rumpinpieces?Aha!That'sthevulgarwordyouwouldneverallowyourlipsto
mention.Perhapsyoudidnotthinkyouhadsuchathingasarumpyourself,
when
youusedtobirchandhumiliateus."Whackingawaywithgreatearnestnessall
the
whilesheislecturingthevictim,whoscreamsandshoutsinagonyasthe
thundering
strokesofthefreshheavyrodcrashonherbottom,scratchingandtearingthe
already
bruisedandbleedingskininafrightfulmanner.
MissFlaybumisalmostdonefor,andreallythinkssheisgoingtodie,andin
an
agonyoffearandpainforgetstheindignityofherposition,aswellasherfirm
resolvesnevertodebaseherselfbeforeherpupils.Shescreamsformercy.
"Mercy!Oh!Oh!Oh!"shesobs."Letmegonow,dearMissCoote.Oh!I
willbegyourpardon.Imusthavebeenintoxicatedmyself.Oh!Forgiveme,
and
I'llneversayawordaboutthis.Oh!Oh!IndeedIwon'tifyousparemylife,"
sobbinginalowhystericalvoice.
rosa."Andyouwillforgiveusall,andthankusformakingyousoberagain?
Fie!Fie!MissFlaybum.Youwereindeedovercome.Wasitnotso?"givinga
sharpcutrightupunderherpussey,tokeepherfromfainting,andsteadyto
her
promises.
victim."Yes!Yes!Oh!Ahrrre!I'msorrytohaveforgottenmyself,
andandIdothankyouforcorrectingmewithfirmness.Oh!Oh!Have
mercy
now,letmekneelandkisstherod."
Whatapitiableobjectshelooked,kneelinginfrontofme,asshekissedthe
brokenstumpofthebirch,whichwasnowwelldyedinherownblood.Sucha
sight
ofabjectterroranddegraded,humiliatedpride,aswellastheburningshame
ofall
shehadtoendurehercheekswerestainedwithtears,andherfaceandneck
blushing
nearlyasredasherstillexposedbottomfor,tohumiliateherasmuchas
possible,
shehadtokneelwithherclothesstillpinnedupbehind.
Idon'tknowwhatpossessedme,butIfeltsuchextraordinaryexcitementthat
I
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hardlyknewwhatIwasdoingmyonlyideabeingthatshewasgettingofftoo
easily.So,suddenlystooping,Isaid,"Ha!Ha!MissAudreyClementine
Flaybum,
youknowwhatagoodbirchingislikenow.ImustlookandseehowIhave
pickled
yourdelicaterumpforyou.Ihaven'tcutituptoomuch,"passingmyhandall
over
therawlaceratedposteriors."Itwillbewellinaweek,althoughthereisagood
deal
ofblood.See,see,"wipingmyhandalloverherface,toherintenseshame
and
disgust,justasshewasbeginningtoslightlyrecoverherself.
Thiswasthelastindignitybeforeweallowedhertoretreattoherroom.
Astoourselves,wewereindeedintoxicatedwithsuccess,sothatIshallnever
forgetthegoingsonofthatlastnightatschool,howthegirlsrushedaboutto
each
other'srooms,andrevelledineverykindoflasciviousnessonewithanother.
Sleep
wasbanishedfromoureyes,andnothingbuttheadventofbreakingupday
putan
endtoourorgieofsensuality.
MissFlaybumwasnotvisiblenextday,andtheonlyreferencesheevermade
to
ourmemorablesceneofretributivejusticewasanenormouschargefor
damaged
glassinmyschoolbill.
Thiswillendmyletterforthepresent,but,dearNellie,whenIreturnfrommy
tour,perhapsIcantellyoualittlemoreofmyexperiences.
Youraffectionatefriend.
ROSABELINDACOOTE.
(Tobecontinued.)
THESPELLOFTHEROD.
WhenLucy'sfinerumpwasfirstbaredtothetwigs.
Shewasfinelycutupandherfleshtorninshreds
Shecriedoutformercyinherdiredistress.
Promisingamendmentasweloweredherdress.
Shehadbeenmostnaughty,andabadrudegirl.
Whopresumedthehaironherfannytocurl
Butthebirchreachedherquimaswellasherbum.
Theheightofheragonywasgloriousfun.
Herfrightenedlooks,anddeepblushesofshame.
Setourheartspitapit,andoursensesinflame
Theoldcockolorumsourcunnieswouldgrope.
Thentossedusonsofasandhadafinestroke.
Soallthoseslowcoaches,whoarisescarcecanget
Come,payyourrespecttoOurLadySt.Bridget
She'llwarmupyourbloodtillitboilsinyourveins,
Andyourpenisallhispristinevigourregains.
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Letthebirchbeyourlove,St.Bridgetyoursaint,
Neverflinchfromtherod,northinkofafaint
Swishswishletitfall,tilltheglowofdesire.
Willrunthro'yoursenses,andsetthemonfire.
Ah!thenyoucanfuck!andfuck,ah!sowell!
ThatmyMusequitefailsyourjoystoforetell
Butwithoceansofspending,thefuckneverending,
Yourecstasygoeson,foralongtimeextending.
THESTATE'SNEWDUTY.
AnoldBalladupontheproposedExtensionoftheContagiousDiseasesActsto
the
CivilPopulation.
[ThememorialtotheGovernmentfortheextensionoftheseActswassigned
by
severalPeers,sixBishops,tenDeansandCanons,fortytwoClergymenand
Ministers,twentyfourHeadsofCollegesandMastersofPublicSchools,
fourteen
ProfessorsofdifferentUniversities,nineteenMayors,tenChairmenofQuarter
SessionsandBoardsofGuardians,twentynineSheriffsandMagistrates,&c]
VideletterofMessrs.J.B.CuyenvenandBerkelyHilltotheDailyNews,March
8th,1871.
ItwascertainHolyBishops,NobleLordsandboldM.P.'s.
Deans,Rectors,HeadsofColleges,andnumberlessM.D.'s
TheymetinsolemnCouncil,todiscussingravedebate,
Andsolveaweightyquestion,theythoughtworthyoftheState.
ItwasnotEducation,itwasnotIrishChurch.
TheBallotandPermissiveBill,werebothleftinthelurch.
Theremaybeotherevils,butsaidthey,thegreatestevilis.
Thatamancan'thaveawoman,withouttheriskofSyphilis
Saidthey,thestatetakesmeasuresthattradesmenshallnotcheat,
Insellingmeat,orfish,orfruit,thatisn'tfittoeat
ItsupervisesMutton,andisdownonfaultyweight,
SotoguaranteesafeHarlotsisthedutyoftheState.
(Nowthewomenhadnovoice,orelsetheymighthavesaid.
"IfyouregulatethesaleofHumanflesh,likemeatandbread
Youshouldgranttousthetradesman'sright,byactiontorecover
Thewagesofourlabouragainstabilkinglover.")
SoanobleActwaspassed,thePreamblewhereofran,
"Whereastofornicateistherightofeveryman.
"Andwhereasinexerciseofthatrightareoftcontracted
"Disagreeablereminiscences!Beitherebyenacted:
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"ThataspecialforceofPeelers,hencefortheachcitypay.
"Toapprehendallwomen,theysuspectofbeinggay
"Whoiftheydon'tdisprovethechargebeforesomeworthyBeak.
"ShallbythisAct,beSpeculumedinbatches,onceaweek
"ThatineveryTownaSurgeon,beappointedtothePost,
"WithSpeculumsprovidedattheBritishNation'sCost
"Andfivehundredpoundsperannum,tobequarterlypaiddown,
"ToguaranteethesoundnessofthewomenoftheTown."
ThenhappywerethePeelersofthatsanctifiedDivision,
Thatwasspeciallydeputedtothisfemalesupervision
Thieves,Drunkards,andGarrotters,nolongerweretheircare,
Buttheyplayedthespyonwomenwhowerevolatileandfair
IftheysawaflauntingPetticoatthatshowedtoomuchofcalf,
OranaughtyGirl,respondingtoanOglewithaLaugh,
Ifshewouldn'tletthePeelerhaveacutinwiththeSwell,
Ortipfromherearnings,theJusticenottotell,
StraightwaytheinjuredPeeler'svirtuousconsciencewasrelieved
ByyieldingtotheJusticeinformationhe'dreceived
AndsuchunhappydamselsasaPeelermightselect,
Forreasonsofhisown,tobepronounced"suspect,"
WereallservedwithaSummonstodisproveittotheBeak.
OrsubmitthemtobeSpeculumedinbatchesonceaweek
Thencriedeveryyouthfulstudent,"ThatexaminingM.D.,
With500perannum,wouldbejustthePostforme.
NowealthywifewithCoachandPair,orPatients,wouldIseek
ButI'dSpeculumtheladiesat910s.perweek!"
AndthusbegantheeraofSexuallegislation:
TomanalonetheStateallowsFreetradeinFornication
Diseasedorsoundnomatterlethimriotfancyfree.
AndgailypoxtheladiesthatthePeelersguarantee
IsnotMantheNoblersex,forwhomwasWomanmade?
AndshallharassingInspectionshislibertiesinvade?
ForManalone,theBillofRights,andMagnaChartapassed
AndshallFreebornFornicatorsbewithdirtyHarlotsclassed?
ThesaucethatsuitstheGoose,o'erthenoblerGanderpour?
OrtheStaterestricttheGodlikeSex'sprivilegetowhore?
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SinceclandestineharlotswillinspiteofStatuteslure.
Inspiteofallespionagetokeepthemensecure
MethinkstheActisfaulty,innotfindingmeanstoknow
TheArticlethat'swarranted,fromherthatisnotso.
Alistshouldbeplacardedconspicuoustosee,
OrsomespecialChignonordered,fortheGirlsweguarantee.
AndsinceonProstitution'tisresolvedtolegislate
(LikeCabfaresandPawnbroking,andthesaleofbreadbyweight)
Methinks'twereonlylogicaltoextendtheAct'sprotection,
Andnotlimitourpaternalcaretopersonalinfection.
Whynotadvanceanotherstep,extortiontoputdown,
Andregulatethechargesofwomenofthetown?
ACommissionmightbeordered,ascaleoffeestodraw,
ComposedofthesupportersofthisSanitaryLaw
(TheseBishops,DeansandDoctors,whohavefoundanewvocation
InpreachingupthedoctrineoftherightofFornication.)
HowearlythatCommissioncouldassembleeverymorn.
TakingevidencefromRegentStreet,theArgyleandCremorne,
Makingcuriouscalculations,howtoregulatearight
Thechargeforshortengagements,andengagementsforallnight.
MeditatingfromtheCabrules,ofsuggestionstheadoption.
Achargeforworkdone,orbytime,attheEngager'soption.
ForreferencetheReverendstheirBiblesmightturnover.
ToseethechargeofTamartoherIsraelitischlover
AndponderiftheobjectoftheHeaveninspiredNarrator
Wassuggestionsfortheguidanceofeachfuturefornicator?
WhileallSchoolmastersBishops,whohadonthesubjectbrooded,
Couldadvisethemwhetherbirchingshouldbeextraorincluded.
LADYPOKINGHAM,ORTHEYALLDOIT
GivinganAccountofherLuxuriousAdventures,bothbefore
andafterherMarriagewithLordCrimCon
PARTIII.
(Continued.)
Hehastilywrotetheassignationonhistablets,andwemadehastetoreturnto
thesaloonsfromwhichwehadbeenabsentquitetwentyminutes.Alittlewhile
after,asIwassittingbythesideofAlice,whisperingmyadventureinherear,
Lady
Montairy,towhomIhadpreviouslybeenintroduced,cameandseatedherself
bymy
side."Ah!"shesaid,withaslylook,"you'reinafairwaytocarryoffthegreat
prizemysisterCorisandewillstandnochance."
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"I'veonlydancedonesetwithhim,"Ireplied,demurely.
"Ah!"shelaughed,"itwasnottheLancersIreferredto,butyourquietstroll
into
therecessesoftheconservatory.Youhadquitealover'steteatete."
"ButwedidnotindulgeinaPasSett!,asyoudidwithHisGrace,"Ilaughed,
enjoyingherconfusion.
Shewasspeechlesswithsurprise,hereyesfairlystartedwithaffright,andI
hastenedtoreassureher,"I'myourfriend,dearLadyMontairy,yoursecretis
safe
withme,andIhopeyouwillnotmakeanyremarksinconnectionwithmyself
and
Lothair."
Shesqueezedmyhandnervously,andasked,"DoyourememberFred's
birthday?Iwasnotthere,butmybrotherBertramwaswithhiscousinsthe
Vavasours,andpassedastheirbrotherCharlie,whohappenedtobetooillto
gowith
them.I'minitiatedintoyoursociety.Weshallmeetagain,"sheaddedwitha
smile
"Imustgonowtokeepmyengagements."
Thesupperwasafairyfeast,exceptforitssubstantialreality,andwereturned
hometoLadySt.Jerome'scharmedwitheverything,andespeciallywiththe
fine
prospectweseemedtohaveoffutureenjoyment.
NextdayImadeanexcusetogooutalonetopayavisittoanold
schoolfellow,
andtwoo'clockfoundmesaunteringthroughBurlingtonArcade.Lothairwas
there
totheminute,andgentlywhisperedinmyear,asIwaslookinginadollshop.
"Now,thisisreallykindofYourLadyship,andprovesyoucanbedependedon
I
havemadeamostexcellentarrangement,wehaveonlytostepacrossthe
roadtothe
BristolHotelinBurlingtonGardens,whereIhaveorderedluncheonformyself
and
cousin,inaprivateapartment,andtheyknowmetoowelltopryintomy
affairs."
Thechambermaidattendedmeinthebedroom,andassoonasIhadlaid
aside
mycloak,hat,&c,IrejoinedLotharintheadjoiningapartment,wherea
sumptuous
luncheonwassetout.
Lothair,whoseshynessofthepreviouseveningseemedconsiderablydispelled,
mostgallantlyinsisteduponmypartakingofrefreshment,beforeawordofmy
communicationshouldbeuttered."Besides,"hesaid,"alittlechampagnewill
give
youcourage,ifitisatalldisagreeablethescenelastnightwassuchashock
toboth
ofusthatifyounowprefertobesilentIwon'tpressyouaboutwhatyou
mentioned
intheexcitementofsuchamoment."
Hisconversationwasverylivelyallthroughtherepast,andwhenwehad
nearly
finishedIaskedhimtoringforalittlemilk,whichwasbroughttomehewas
atthe
momentabstractedlyexaminingthedebrisofapatedefoiegras.Ipouredpart
ofthe
milkintotwochampagneglasses,andslylyaddedabouttendropsoftincture
of
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cantharides,withwhichAlicehadprovidedme,tohisportion."Now,myLord,"
I
said,"Ichallengeyoutopledgemeinaglassofmyfavouritebeverage,
champagne
andmilk,Ithinkitisdelicious,"pouringoutthefizzingwine,andhandinghim
the
glass,whichIfirsttouchedwithmylips.
Hiseyessparkledwithdelightashedrainedittothebottom,andflungthe
emptyglassoverhisshoulder,exclaiming,"Nooneshalleverputtheirlipsto
that
again,itwasindeedachallenge,LadyBeatrice,afterwhichnothingbutthe
reality
willsatisfyme,"thenrising,hepersistedinclaimingthekissIhad,ashe
alleged,
challengedhimtotake.
"Now,"hecontinued,drawingmetoasofa,"letussitdownandheartheawful
communicationyouhintedatwhowerethosewretchedmen?"
"MonsignoreBerwickandFatherColeman,"Ireplied"didyoueverhearofa
secretsisterhoodofSt.Bridget,thenunsbelongingtowhichdevotebothsoul
and
persontotheserviceoftheChurch?"
"No,never,goon,"saidLothair,soIcontinued:"Thesenunsareallaristocratic
ladies,whodevotethemselves,asIsaid,implicitlytotheinterestsofHoly
Mother
Church,tosatisfyandappeasethelustsofherpriests,aswellasmarryany
influentialmantheythinktheycanleadbythesilkentieofmatrimonysuch,
my
Lord,areLadySt.JeromeandMissArundel."
"Incredible,"exclaimedLothair,"butIcannotdoubtyourword,dearBeatrice
permitmetocallyou,"hiseyeslookingamorouslyatme,andevidently
already
slightlymovedbytheexcitingdoseIhadgivenhim.Itookhishandinmine,it
was
feverishlywarm,thenlookinghimfullintheface:"MydearLord,Iwouldnot
have
beenhereifforonemomentIhadthoughtyoucoulddoubtmyword."
"CallmeLothair,darling,throwawayallawkwardreserve,"hesaid,puttinghis
armaroundmywaist,andgivinganotherlassonmycheek,"goontellmeall
about
thosefiendishpriestswhohavebeenplottingtoensnareme."
"Takemyadvice,Lothair,"Iwenton,"youwillfindMissClarequitechanged
herdemureandreservedaspectturnedtoalluringandcaptivatingglancesthe
Cardinal'sordersarepositivethatsheisnottospareevenherhonourif
necessary,
butthatisanarticleIsawhersurrendertotheconfessor."ThenIdescribedto
him
thescenewehadwitnessedinthechapel,which,addedtotheeffectsofthe
tincture,
seemedquitetoworkhimuptoastateofamorousexcitement.
"Honour!Honour!"heexclaimed,excitedly."Alas!dearBeatrice,lastnightI
feltabletoloseliferatherthanthat,andnowit'sgone,fledlikeashadow,but
whatis
itafterall,butamean,mistrustfulshameyoumustbemine,Ican'trestrain
thefire
oflovewhichisconsumingmetheverysinmakestheideamoredelicious."
My
fainteffortswereuseless,hewasafinestrongyoungfellowinaninstantI
was
thrownbackwardsonthesofa,andhishandstookpossessionofmylonging
cunny
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thefuroroflustwasuponhim,butImadeafairshowofresistance,and
seemedonly
toyieldtoforce,shuttingmyeyesasifafraidtoseehowhewasexposing
himself.
Heroughlyforcedmythighsapart,andthrowinghimselfuponme,Icouldfeel
thehotsoftheadofhiscockforcingitswaybetweenthelipsofmyvagina.I
struggledandcontractedmyselfasmuchaspossible,andhavingpreviously
well
bathedthepartsinastrongsolutionofalumandwater,heexperiencedas
great
tightnessanddifficultyinpenetrationasifIhadreallybeenavirgin.My
subdued
criesofpainwerereal,forhisbigaffairhurtmeverymuch,buthegradually
wonhis
way,whichwasatthelastmomentfacilitatedbyacopiousspend.
"Ah!Darlinghowdelightful,"hecried,ashelaywithhisweaponuptothehilt,
throbbingandenjoyingthelasciviouscontractionstowhichInowtreatedhim.
HislipswerefixedtominethesoftvelvetytipofhistonguewasatitbitI
could
notrefuse,andIsuckedittillIalmostchokedforwantofbreath.Hespent
again
underthestimulatingemotionswithwhichIinspiredhim.Helaystillforafew
momentsaswerecoveredourbreath,then,withanupwardmotionofmy
buttocks,I
challengedhimtogoon.
Itwasamosteroticallyvoluptuousloveengagement.Icouldnotexhausthim
hewascontinuallyshootinghislovejuiceintomyveryinsatiablewomb,andit
was
morethananhourbeforeeitherofuswouldconsenttoacessationofthe
game.
AllthattimewehadbeenascloselyjoinedtogetherastheSiamesetwins,only
oneheartandonesoulseemedtoanimateus,whilstwewereconstantly
returningthe
flowofspermoneaftertheotherinthemostthrillingmanner.
Afterwehadwashedandrefreshedourselves,hebeggedmyforgivenessfor
his
impulsiveness,andpromisedtomakemehiswife,butIrecalledtohimhis
wordsof
thepreviousevening:"Thatitwasbetterforamannevertomarry,"andthat
formy
partIthoughtthatsuchsweetliaisonscouldneverbeenjoyedby"married
people."
"Ha!Ha!"Ilaughed."YouhavethetwonunsofSt.Bridgettoenjoy.Be
advisedbyme,andseemtofallintotheirtraps.Iwillintroduceyoutoanother
secretsocietywhichyouhavelittleideaof.Itisdevotedtothepleasureof
love,
withoutbeingunderthecontrolofalustfulpriesthood.Youshallmeetme
againthis
dayweekandtellmehowyougeton."
HepartedfrommeverylovinglyandonmyreturntoSt.James'Square,I
found
thatLadyMontairyhadbroughtaninvitationfromtheDuchessforustospend
afew
daysatCrecyHousebeforeourreturntothecountry.
"Howdelightful,"saidAlice."TheDukehasgonetoParisonbusiness,andthe
DuchessisoftenindisposedweshallfindourselvesinPaphianbowers."
Lothairdinedwithusthatevening,butneitherofusbetrayed,bywordorlook,
thenewlinkbetweenus.
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MissArundelwasattractive,andevenalluring,inhermannertowardshim.Her
facewasallsmilesassheaddressedhimintonesofsympathy,evenof
tenderness.
Bewitchingenoughtoturntheheadofanylesssusceptible(eventhanLothair)
tothe
influenceofthesoftersex.Shelookeddivine,dressedinawondrouswhite
robe,
garlandedwithvioletsjustarrivedfromParisonherheadavioletwreath,
deepand
radiantashereyes,andwhichadmirablycontrastedwithherdarkgolden
brownhair.
Icouldseehewasfascinated.HeaskedusantodrivedowntoRichmondand
dinewithhimthenextday,butAlicedeclinedformeandherself,allegingasa
reasontheshorttimewehadtostayintown,andthatweshouldatoncehave
toavail
ourselvesoftheDuchess'sinvitation,andwithLadyJerome'spermissionwould
removetoCrecyHouseearlyinthemorning.
Icouldseethisplanaffordedtheminfinitesatisfaction.Sonextdaysawus
welcomedatCrecyHousebyLadyBerthaSt.Aldegondeonbehalfofthe
Duchess,
whowasconfinedtoherroom.LadyMontairyconductedustoourapartments,
and
dismissingtheattendantsassoonaspossible,sheembracedmefirst,andthen
Alice,
saying:"Howniceofyoutwodearstocomesosoon.You'rejustintimefora
most
importantceremony.TomorrowMamathinksweareallgoingtotheAcademy,
but
inrealityitisquiteadifferentplace.Thefactis,Corisandeisgoingtobe
received
asamemberofthePaphianCircle,aswecallthesocietywhichyouhelpedto
originate.St.Aldegonde,indifferentand'ne'erdowell'asheseems,isthelife
and
soulofitBerthaindulgeshimineverything.Jealousyisunknowninour
family.
YouwinmeetBertram,Carisbrooke,andBreconallthere.Weonlywant
Lothairto
makeitperfection,asCorisandemeanstotasteandtrywhichshelikesbest."
alice."Butsurelywe'renotobligedtowaittilltomorrow.Can'tyou.
Victoria,giveusalittlepartyinyourroomtonight?"
"Yes,"sheanswered."ButonlyahenpartyourselvesandCorisande.Myroom
isthenexttoyours.Thegentlemenwillbeattheclubs.St.Aldegondenever
will
haveawomanatnight,andsaysthemorningisthepropertime,becausehis
cock
alwaysstandsbestonanemptystomachbeforebreakfast."
(Tobecontinued.)
ABLACKJOSEPH.
[TheTrialofMrs.Inglefield,wifeofJ.R.NicholsonInglefield,Esq.,Captainof
HerMajesty'sShipScipio,forAdulterywithJohnWebb,ablackservant,inthe
ConsistoryCourt,1786.]
JohnWebbasecondJosephablackfootmantoCaptainInglefield,wasthe
onlymaterialevidenceagainstthelady.Previoustohisdepositionhehadlived
with
thepartiestwoyears,mostlyatSinglewell,asmallvillagenearGravesend.
When
hefirstwentthere,thefamilyconsistedofthreesmallchildren,allgirlsintwo
or
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threemonthsafterwardshismistresswasdeliveredofaboy.
Fromthefirstmomentofhisbeingengagedhethoughtshetookmorenotice
of
himthanbecameher.Shefrequentlysmiledonhimandtookholdofhishand,
and
gentlypressedit.Aboutamonthafterheraccouchement,happeningtobe
alone
withhislady,sheputherhandabouthisneck,andkissedhim.Upontheblack
drawingoff,shelaughedathim.
Thenextdayafterthisoccurrence,ashewasdressingherhair,sheputher
hand
underhisapron,andunbuttonedoneoftheflapsofhisbreeches,andbegan
handling
andplayingwithhisprivities,butthewitness,notlikingthis,declaredhe
wouldnot
finishherhairifshedidnotlethimalone.Thelady,therefore,wasagain
obligedto
laughitoff.
Thenextdayafterthis,intheforenoon,beingsummonedbythesoundofthe
chamberbell,hewentintotheroom,wherehefoundhismistressalone,sitting
on
thefootofthebed.Mungoaccordingtohisownaccountavoidedgoingnear
her
asmuchaspossible,butatlengthshecaughthimbytheskirtofhiscoat,
placedhim
onherlap,andhandledhisprivitiesontheoutsideofhisbreeches,atthe
sametime
askinghim"Canyoudoanything?Donotbeafraidyourmasterwillknow
nothingaboutit."Allthis,however,madenoimpressiononthegenerative
powers
ofourAfricanhero.Hewasaeunuchinspirit,thoughnotinparts,andhetore
himselfaway,butwhetheratthisperiodhelefthismistresslaughingorcrying
does
notappear.
Thesucceedingday,however,Mrs.I.renewedthegloriousstrifewhileunder
theoperationofhairdressing,sheoncemoreappliedherdelicatehandtothe
rude
partsofMasterComb,andwasproceedingtounbuttonwhenhedrewhimself
off,
leavinghismistresslaughingoutanintimationthatsheshouldleaveher
bedroom
dooropenthatnight,andthathemustcome.
MasterWebb,failingtoimprovethehint,wasthenextdaymetinanangry
moodbyhisenragedmistress,whonowspokeveryharshlytohim.
DuringtheseattemptsitseemstheCaptainwasfromhome,whichwasthe
time,
hesays,whenhismistresstormentedhimthemost.Butwhataffectedhim
more
thanallwasthatonedaysheabsolutelykissedhimbeforeherdaughter,a
childof
aboutfouryearsold.
TowardstheendofthesummertheCaptainandhisladyresidedonboardthe
Scipio,thenlayingatScheerness,foraboutamonth,andonemorningabout
10
o'clock,whentheyhadbeenthereafortnight,theCaptainbeinggoneon
shore,his
mistresscalledhimintotheaftercabinoftheship,andtoldhimtoemptya
basinof
water,which,whenhehaddone,sheshutthecabindoor,tookhimroundthe
waist
withbothherarms,kissedhimandthen,asamatterofcourse,handledhim
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abouthis
privitiesontheoutside,hepreventingherfromunbuttoning.
AllthesewarmattacksouryouthfulNegroofnineteenmanfullywithstood,and
aftersomestrugglingheliberatedhissweetdesirablepersonfromthefangsof
his
mistress,butpassingfromtheroomhewasobservedbyCharlesMcCarthy,
the
stewardoftheship,whoquestionedhimastowhathehadbeendoing,to
whichhe
replied"nothing."
Twoorthreedaysafterthisaquaticadventure,hewasquestionedbyhis
master
astoallthepreviousparticulars,when,likeafaithfulservant,hetoldhimall
thathe
knew.InconsequenceofwhichCaptainInglefieldfromthattimeceasedto
cohabit
withhiswife.TheconcludingdeclarationofWebbis:"Thatheandhismistress,
notwithstandingthecriticalsituationsinwhichhewasplaced,neverhadonce
the
carnaluseandknowledgeofeachother'sbodies."
McCarthy,theSteward,corroboratedthecabinincident,butintheendthe
Judge
declaredtherewasnoproofofthelady'sguilt,andorderedCaptainInglefield
totake
hiswifehomeandtreatherwithmatrimonialaffection,andtocertifyhis
havingso
donebythefirstsessionofthenextterm.
INTOTHEBARGAIN.
TwoladswereoutonHertfordHeath
Andbeingflushofmoney.
Offeredtwoshillingstoawench,
Toletthemviewhercunny.
Theyvieweditwithextremedelight,
Starknakedandprovoking
Theypaidtheirshillingsforthesight,
Thetouchingandthestroking.
"Now,"saidthecunninglittleslut,
"Justaddasixpenceeach
Andyoushallseemyveryscut!
I'llletyouseemybreech."
"Whatfun!"exclaimthesimpleboys,
Sotheytheshillingpaid
Thenpullinguphersmockbehind,
Herbottomshedisplayed.
Andsotheypeeped,andfelttheirfill
Thencriedthegigglinglass,
"Yourbargainshallbebetterstill
Say'Please,'andkissmyarse!"
ORIGINOFCOPULATION.
SuccesstodameNature,for'twasbyherplan,
Thatwomanfirstthoughtofenjoymentfromman
Sheknewthatofpleasurethey'dneverbesick,
Andsooutofkindness,inventedaprick!
Astiffstanding,gloriousprick!
Voluptuous,rubicundprick!
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Oh,surely,offortuneitcameinthenick,
GoodnatureddameNaturetogiveusaprick!
Withoutithowlostwouldapoormaidenbe,
Itticklesherquim,makesherwaterrunfree
Mostwomenahandlewouldhavetotheirfront,
Sothey'veonlytothrustalongprickintheircunt!
Theirhairy,voluptuouscunt!
Theirsweetlittle,queerlittlecunt!
Whatdamselnohandlewouldhavetotheirfront?
Andpricke'erhasbeenagreatfrienduntocunt!
Whennaturetowomangavetwomouths,shewill'd,
Ofcourse,thattheybothshouldbeequallyfilled,
Andifwomenwilllookafteronemouth,youknow
Thatprickwilllookafterthemouththat'sbelow!
Stiffstanding,gloriousprick!
Voluptuous,rubicundprick!
Oh,surely,offortuneitcameinthenick,
GoodnatureddameNaturetogiveusaprick!
Whensorrowtormentslovelywoman,ohdear.
Amightygoodfuckingwillbanishdespair
Ifherbellybutaches,whyweallknowthetrick,
There'snothingcaneaseitsowellasaprick!
Anicelusciousprick!
Astiffstandingprick!
Foranyyoungmaidenitcandothetrick.
Oh,joysthereareplenty,butnothinglikeprick!
TAKINGAMAIDENHEAD.
Air"Gee,hoDobbin."
Oh,Maidenheadtaking'saverygreatbore,
Itmakescuntandpricksoconfoundedlysore
Butfuckingthethirdtime'slikeheavenabove.
Foryourprickthenglidesinasyoudrawonaglove!
Geeup,Roger.
Wagup,Roger,
Roger'sathingthatallwomenadmire!
Oh,givemeadamselofbloomingfifteen,
Withtwolusciousthighsandamousetrapbetween,
Withthefringeontheedge,andtworedlipsIsay.
InhercuntI'dbedivingbynightandbyday!
Geeup,&c.
Thatwomanwouldbeadisgracetoourland,
Whowouldnottakeaprick,whenitstiffydoesstand
Andwhenitdroopslowasifitwereindread,
Shemusttickletheballs,tillitliftsupitshead!
Geeup,&c.
Cuntisatreasurewhichmonarchsadmire,
Cuntisathingthatmythemedothinspire
Cuntisamightytemptationtosin,
ButcuntisaholethatI'deverbein!
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Geeup,&c.
Prickisitsfriend,itsfirstcousin,Iween,
Tho'prickIconfessisararegobetween
Pricktoawomanmuchjoycanimpart,
Andprickisathingthatshelovesinherheart!
Geeup,&c.
Thenhere'stothefemalewhoyieldstoaman,
Andhere'stothemanwho'llfuckwhenhecan,
Forfuckingcreatesallourjoyonearth,
Andfromfuckingyouknow,wealldateourbirth.
Geeup,Roger,
Wagup,Roger,
Roger'sathingthatallwomenadmire.
EPITAPH.
HereliestheamorousFannyHicks,
Thescabbardoftenthousandpricks,
Andifyouwishtodoherhonour,
Pulloutyourcock,andpissuponher.
THETRIUMPHOFSCIENCEOVERPHYSIC.
Hometheybroughtthewarrior,fed
Torepletionmorethanjust
Andtheservants,chuckling,said.
"Hemustshitorhewillbust."
Thentheygavehimcastoroil.
Pillsanddrugsofmanyasort
Yetdespitetheirlovingtoil,
Hewouldnotbetakenshort.
Stoleamaidentothespot.
Andemetics,laughing,dared
Yetinvainsheheldthepot,
Forheonlybelchedandglared.
Cameanurseofninetyyears.
Anenemahugeshebore
Shoveditupamidsttheirjeers,
Andheshatforevermore.
SONG.
IfanxiousVenus,beauty'squeen!
Yourempireshouldendure.
BorrowCecilia'sfaceandmien,
Ourhomagetoensure.
Thoughperfectallthecharmsmayseem,
ThatfamedApellesdrew.
Nothalfsosweetarethey,Ideem.
AsfairCecilia'sCu.
Thefeelingsofmyfaithfulheart
Mymouthshallstillexpress,
UponthatCu,deliciouspart.
Inrapture'swildcaress.
Oh!ye,whone'erdisquietfelt,
Noraughtbutvirtueknew.
Whenceisit?Butyoureyene'erdwelt
UponCecilia'sCu.
Cecilia,thinknot,frommybrain,
Thesouvenircanremove,
OfthysweetCu,'twillthereremain,
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ImprintedfastbyLove!
Butifmythreadoflifeshouldbreak,
Expirethylovertrue.
MayIflight'midkissestake,
ImprintedonthyCu!
GONETOCACA.
Tombroughthomesomefriends,
Andnotfindinghisdear,
ButonlyyoungHarry,
Wholook'dratherqueer.
(Papa)Hush,Harry!Whatnonsense!
Run,callyourMama!
(Boy)MamaanddeCaptain
AregonetoCaCa.
(Papa)Hush,Harry!Whatnonsense!
Justhearthechildtalk!
(Boy)Captainpulldownhisbreeches,
Mapullupherfrock!
THEPATIENCEOFJOB.
Afarmerandhiswife,whohadbeentochurchoneSundaymorning,were
walkinghomethroughacountrylane,whenJohnsaid,"Excuseme,mydear,
fora
minuteortwo,Iwanttogetoverthehedgetodosomethingformyself."After
ratheralongintervalhislovingwife,whohadwalkedonalittle,returnedto
lookfor
him,andcouldhearhergoodmanontheothersideofthehedge,blasting,
swearing,
anddamningatanawfulrate.Shemanagedtogetovertohim,andthen
seeinghim
stoopingdownasiftroubledbyaveryhardmotion,exclaimed,"John!John!
how
canyouswearso,don'tyourememberwhattheparsonsaidaboutthe
patienceof
Job?"
"BlastthatdamnedJob,"exclaimedthefuriousJohn,"heneverhadhisballs
caughtinarabbittrap!Whydon'tyoumakehastetohelpme?"
Thepoorfellowstoopingdowntoeasehimself,hadreallybeencaught,andhis
wifehadtoreleasehimandhelphimhome.
LATESTSPORTINGNEWS.
RESULTOFTHEWHORINGHANDICAP.
Syphilis...1
Chancre...2
Bubo...3
ImmediatelytheflagdroppedGonorrheabeganmakingtherunningfor
Injection
(abrowncoltoutofSyringe).ComingroundtheChordeeBend,Poultice
showed
welltothefront,butwhenonceintheStraightwassoonleftbehind.
TheypassedtheGrandStandinthefollowingorder:Syphilisfirst,Chancre
second,Bubothird,andSuppurationabadfourth,closelyfollowedbyUnction.
BlackWash,Lint,andCopaiba.Testiclepulledupmuchdistressed,Capsules
bolted.Doctor'sBill(extraweight)cameinlast.
TheSportingProphetssaythatifFrenchLetterhadnotbeenscratchedshe
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wouldhavealteredtheresultoftherace.
NURSERYRHYMES.
TherewasayoungmanofBerlin.
Whomediseasehaddespoiledofhisskin
Buthesaidwithmuchpride.
"Thoughdeprivedofmyhide,
Icanstillenjoyaputin."
TherewasayoungwomanofCheadle,
Whooncegavetheclaptoabeadle.
Saidshe,"Doesititch?"
"Itdoes,youdamnedbitch,
AndburnslikehellfirewhenIpeedle."
TherewasanoldChinamandrunk,
Whowentforasailinhisjunk,
HewasdreamingofVenus,
Andticklinghispenis,
Tillhefloatedawayinthespunk.
TherewasayoungmanofRangoon,
Whofartedandfilledaballoon.
Theballoonwentsohigh,
Thatitstuckinthesky,
AndstankouttheManintheMoon.
TherewasayoungmanattheCape,
Onamaidencommittedarape.
Saidshe,"Youdamnedshit,
Youcan'tfuckabit,
Andyou'reknockingmyquimoutofshape."
TherewasayoungparsonofHarwich,
Triedtogrindhisbetrothedinacarriage.
Shesaid"No,youyounggoose,
Justtryselfabuse,
Andtheotherwe'lltryaftermarriage."
TherewasayoungmanofSt.Paul's,
Possessedthemostuselessofballs.
Tillatlast,attheStrand,
Hemanagedastand,
Andtossedhimselfoffinthestalls.
TherewasayoungladyofTreadle,
WhosatdowninChurchonaneedle.
Theneedle,notblunt.
Penetratedhercunt,
Butwaspromptlyremovedbythebeadle.
TherewasayounggirlofNewcastle,
Whosecharmsweredeclareduniversal.
Whileonemaninfront
Wiredintohercunt,
Anotherwasengagedatherarsehole.
TherewasayoungparsonofGoring.
Whomadeasmallholeintheflooring
Helineditallround,
Thenlaidontheground,
Anddeclareditwascheaperthanwhoring.
WhenMrs.Conwellwasinthiscountry,sheshowedmeacopyshehadmade
ofa
largepictureofaTurkishsoldieronhorseback.Shehadmadethehorse's
testicles
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veryconspicuous,andthenshammingignorance,pointedatthem,saying,
"Thatis
therider'sfootontheotherside.""Yes,"saidI,withalowbow,"verylikea
foot!"
Thismadehergiggle.
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