i) aaa aaa bwoeweoeosvsebs Jerry Springer ~ The Opera by Richard Thomas with some bits by Stewart Lee Vocal Score May 2004Jerry Springer - The Opera ‘Overtl.ture Audience very plainsong Ladies and Gentlemen Have yourselves a Good Time Bigger Than Opera Winfrey Foursome Guest Talk to the Hand Adverts I. Intro into Diaper Man. Diaper Man ‘Monte! cums Dirty This is my Jerry Springer moment... Maina gimmie smack on the asshole want (o sing something beautiful Adverts 2 ‘The first time Usa Jerry Backstage Scene Poledancer just wanna dance thas no name Some are descended from angels Jerryeamn Klan Entrance/End of Act One Musical Numbers Act One Audience & Guests Audience & st WUM& Audience WUM & Audience WUM 8 Audience Dwight, Peaches, Zandra, Valkyrie, Tremont & Audience WUM, Tremont, Peaches, Zandea, Dwight & Audience Audience Audience & WLM Monit, Andrea, Audience & Valkyrie Montel Baby Jane & Audience Baby Jane, Andrea, Montel, W.UM & Audience Andrea Audience wu WUM, Valkyrie & Audience Shi vente, Chucky & Audience Shawntel & Audience Irene & Shawntel Irene, Shanwtel, Chucky & Audience Guests, W.UM & Bouncers WM, Klan & Guests Dakota muse ServerJerry Springer - The Opera Musical Numbers #23 Gloomy Nurses #232 Purgatory Dawning #24 Bat Excrete #25 The Haunting #26 Him am the Devil #27 Bvery ast mother fucker should go down #274 Grilled and roasted ....... 1 #28 Transition Music #29 Once in Happy Realms of Light #30. Fuck you tak #31 Satan and Jesus spat . #32 Adam and Eve and Mary. Where were you? Behold God #34 Wain't easy being me (Part 1) Ba Ieain't easy being me (Part 2) #35.” Marriage of Heaven and Hell #36 The big cheesey Jery Springer Moment #37 Jemnyitis finished #B7a Jerry Eleison #38 Please don't die #39 Take Care #40 Martin's Richard-esque Finale . (* Dead Guests does not include Montel) Act Two Nurses Orchestral Dead Guesis* & Nurses Shawntel, Chucky, Andrea, Tremont, Dwight, Irene, Baby Jane & Nurses Satan, Dead Guests & Nurses Satan, Dead Guests & Nurses Satan, Dead Guests & Nurses Baby Jane, Dead Guests & Nurses Satan, Josus & Helis Audience ‘Satan & Jesus & Hells Audience Satan & Jests & Hells Audience ‘Adam, Eve, Jesus, Satan, Mary & Hells Audience Mary, Satan, Bve, Adam, Jesus & Hells Audience ‘Tremont, Andrea, God, Angels, Hells Audience & Mlells Guews God, Hells Audience, Guests & Anges, Satan Company Company Angels, Hells Audience & Guests Baby Jane Baby Jane Company Company Company Dakota Mose Servicean ee ee ee | | | =| |1-Overtly-ture Richard Thomas ow eo ep ewe ewe we we wow ow g wp a z 5 ae Jecy Sn The era 203 Revise weee 8 SOSH EREREESDE KDE HE HEE DO | Overy Revised 08 4 ery Senge The Ope TON~~ we ew ew we oe w i Revized 104Revied 08 ‘Pf ee eenepmpeaenanmmmneee...or woe aur Nur ra ww ws wow ww sop au Ten Piano Sop Au Ten Pano mf My ed 10 be. ser Sem The Opera NT 208 Revized 04™ Revit 508 Jey See The Dre NT 183Ten Yds $ Pine Sop ob she poe good head y Aw Ten Revined S14 Seon Sige The Oyena NT 803,poco pitt mosso sor Spent The Opera NE 263 Revised > & Eee eS09 an An Ten Pano hick Ley with a dick with a dick wit a dick Jer Seger Te Oger PO Revised 5104Ton Pica ery Sumner Ta Byers NT 288 let me be) eves 308 GQ © © ® & ® OM Mm mmmnm ee le © & @ ® B ® ®Sop rea Plano Sop An Phao Faster Overt sae page 1 Revised 510eo ee ee 8 eH HOHE HK HK HHH Ew ww | Revised 104 ery Sri The Open F0002-Audience very plainsong Richard Thomas ap aI" '8 this the right room for the Dave Lel>eFTvan show? www w w Plano wt dea You've got the wrong roo pal Fuck you back ae yas Woesawe sey penn page? xo, goood When does it sar? solo How sou Tow Avi & Goests Piano My Me all men such fg Aut & Gucsis Piana 1 fhope 1 get to see some hare breasts 4 4 4 aw solo7 Nice to see the kes bians in Revised 06 PFRReeemeemeaen i. »‘Aue er yang page 5 u hope tere’ some fig - ng Aud & es [p| couse theyll be some fght-ing | you su-pid assole Fiano Mae Crests Revised int3-Ladies and Gentlemen Richard Thomas - Warm tip Man (offstage) a= es and Gente men we come tothe Jer = ry Pease wiiyou neteome a Go JERRY Go JER | Jer = ry Bat Oneniw ene aud, Pave sootte eee aaa epee deny Spgs Ts Ope T3005, Baad?} ‘tates Gente ce? 5 ve Warm uparan bes and gen-tle-men myname ig Jon-a-thay We - mis fore the show sans we ww aw ery Spee The Op 2003 Revised 54| WuM. 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