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Paul Grady Patrick Krendler (PGPK) has blocked me from viewing his
website. He thinks.

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As I choose neither to fuck myself OR fuck off and die (not a

giveaway at ALL!), I went undercover to see what he was hiding. It
seems to be a manifesto of some sort.
An exhortation demanding that braver people than he CONTINUE
the struggle that is certainly all but lost. People who have actually
BEEN IDENTIFIED are being sued, and PGPK does NOT want them to
fold. (Hes just fine with them being identified and having THEIR
asses on the chopping block as long as he stays nice and hidden like a
tick in one of Defendant Palmers body folds.)
Last night, WALKER FOR THE DEFENSE did something that a person
winning a lawsuit does not do. He suggested a settlement. I agreed to
take a look at it, then I offered my counter settlement and he wrote a
long, weepy e-mail about how I AM GOING TO LOSE AND LOSE
HARD AND ITS GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT LOSING AND I WILL
LOSE WITH SUCH FEROCITY THAT THE SHOCK WAVE WILL BE
FELT ACROSS THE NATION. In the butt.
Meh.
But back to PGPK. Heres what we were not supposed to see.

Lets fisk it up real good.

A Reminder of How Wars End

Surrender.
(I advocate thats what they do, but)
Every time.
EVERY. TIME.
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(If. You. Put. Periods. Between. Every. Word. It. Makes. Them.
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Seem. Important.)

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This terrorist-jock-sniffing DUMBFUCK files a lawsuit, an instant

loser, apparent to any reasonable observer.
(I havent sniffed a jockstrap since a bunch of bigger kids put
one over my face and shoved me out, naked, into the gym
during cheerleader practice when I was a sophomore. Im sure
Hoge knows the feeling.)
He crows about owning cars, houses, ALL THE THINGS!!!
(Recently? I think not.)
And the defendants simply play by the rules defined rather than the
rules he wants.
(I didnt define the rules. The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
were passed by Congress.)
And he stomps his jimmies.
(Jimmies?)
Every time.
(This would have more impact with a period after every word.)
EVERY. TIME.
(See? And yet my Jimmies remain unstomped.)
And when the moment comes around, as it always does, when he can
no longer deny the reality of his failure and he realizes that he must
find that impossible path of escape from his own foolishness
(Oh ye of little faith)
Someone tells him how.

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(Oh ye of unsupportable hubris)

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Pay. Apologize. Change.

(Thats all I ask!)
Its the only way.
(I will take a cashiers check.)
And he says, They want me to eat a big bowl of shit.
(Thats exactly what WALKER FOR THE DEFENSE wants me to
do.)
Yes. Exactly.
(I declined.)
Its his own shit. He built that. Of course he should eat it. He
probably wont change his ways even if he did, but if he doesnt
theres no possible way.
(MY shit? I STARTED THIS WAR? Mais non, mon ami! YOU did.
Actually Hoge, Walker and Stranahan did. You, PGPK are just a
muckraking, profane, necrophiliac troll.)
And he says no.
(Thats all there is to say to WALKER FOR THE DEFENSE when
he refuses to be reasonable.)
Every time.
(G0 back to the periods after every word.)
EVERY. TIME.
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(Good! Good!)

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I wont change until you leave me alone, he says. Im just going to

I wont change until you leave me alone, he says. Im just going to

keep stalking toddlers and threatening families and collecting
restraining orders until you stop saying mean things about me.
Because journalism.
(When you put quotation marks around words, you are claiming
I actually spoke those words. Indirect quotes are better. And I
dont ever intend to change. I will sit here, quietly, doing my
little radio thing, writing when I feel like writing, and every
time one of you chimps flings a handful of shit at me, I am
going to throw it right back at you with deadly accuracy.)
But we tried that. More than once. He doesnt make threats, he
makes promises. Sometimes he even signs a contract.
(Ask Hoge what Contracts mean to him. He broke the
agreement before I did.)
And then he breaks those promises. Because
PARKINSONS! EXECUTIVE
MAYONNAISE!

FUNCTION!

IMPULSE

CONTROL!

(You forgot ELEVENTY!!!!11!!!!!!)

Theres a reason that everyone here knows that his harassment of
others will not end until he can no longer interact with the internet.
(Because I will continue to fight back when turds like the
cowardly PGPK throw shit?)
Hes an Internet Crack Whore. The Amy Winehouse of the World
Wide Web, only with no discernible talent. (disclaimer: Joke. Insult.
Protected Speech. Fuck off.)
(I didnt much care for her singing either.)

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As the sign says, If you keep doing what youve always done, youll keep

getting what youve always got.

(As you prove every day.)
Every time.
(I thought we were going with the period after every word.)
EVERY. TIME.
(Thats better.)
He doesnt get that no one is afraid of him.
(I dont care if you fear me. I dont WANT you to fear me. Thats
not my bag. My bag is to be left alone, to have my wife left
alone, to have an end to the pornographic, necrophiliac photos,
and if a lawsuit is what it takes, so be it.)
He doesnt get that in his new situation, he has a lot more to lose
than any of his perceived adversaries, and a lot more talent arrayed
against him to make it happen.
(Really? WALKER FOR THE DEFENSE? Not to give anything
away, but he might not be in a position to do much of anything
to anybody very soon, except answering questions about his
anonymous commenting proclivities.)
A LOT MORE.
(REALLY??? Is it BATMAN?)
If the alternative to losing everything involves parting with some
money and some dignity that he never had to begin with, plus a
figurative appointment with a bowl and spoon, well
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(Actually, you forgot an alternative. I win.)

He should take his own advice:

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He should take his own advice:

(It wasnt my advice, actually.)
If you have to eat shit, best not to nibble. Bite, chew, swallow,
repeat. It goes quicker.
(It was from some bad dudes on The Walking Dead, spoken
right before Darrell blew them to tiny bad guy bits with an
RPG.)
And the nice thing is he doesnt even have to wash the spoon first.
(Especially since you are delusional about who will be eating,
and who will be serving.)

TO THE DEFENSE TEAM: DUMBFUCK LACKS THE RESOURCES TO

WIN AND THE SELF-AWARENESS TO SURRENDER. SO BE IT.
PLEASE DONT LET HIM ESCAPE THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS BAD
ACTS THIS TIME.

Spoken like a coward who fears the

impending loss and his certain exposure
thereafter..
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