Whatsyourbreadtypebasedonyourzodiacsign?

AcommonthingrunningaroundthewallsofBuzzfeedwouldbetheWhatsyour
________basedonyourzodiacsign,wheresomeonesitsbehindacomputerandgeneralizes
andstereotypesazodiacsigntofitsomerandomlypickeditem.Say,aLibraisvanillaicecream,
andtheyhavesomeexplanationonwhythatisirrefutable.So,takeaganderattheTrojan
Torchsattempttodohoroscopesandstarsigns.

Aries
mar21apr20
Sourdough
.
Pioneering
,a
differentwaytomakebread
earlyinhistory,withabitof
impulsiveness
inthatearly
experimentation.
Dynamic
in
flavorshowingtrueinner
confidence
.
Impatient
because
ittakesalongwhiletocreate
adequatesourdoughbread,and
selfish
withwhattastesgood
withit.Itis
adventurous
,
requiringsometoignorethe
descriptionofsourinthe
nametotryit.Canbe
quicktempered
,causingsome
torecoilatfirstglanceortaste.
However,whenthetaste
becomesnotsooffputting,
Aries(andsourdough)canbe
enthusiastic
,
energetic
,anda
steadfastpartner.

Taurus
apr21may21
Flatbread
.Itis
determined
to
succeed
,havingmanydifferent
formssuchaspitabread,pizza,
tortillas,andfrybread,so
peoplearesuretolikeatleast
onevariation.Itis
possessive
oftheadditionalingredientsit
requiresorhasoptionally,but
canbeeatenbyitself.Itis
selfindulgent
alongthesame
lines,tastingbetterwith
variousoils(olive/sesame)or
havingadditionalspices.Itis
loving
inthesensethateating
itallowsa
senseof
contentment
,andstomach
security
.However,itis
inflexible
bythemeansitis
baked,becauseitiseasiertobe
raworovercooked.

Gemini
may22june21
Bagel
.
Youthful
(inthesenseof
timeitsbeenaround),followsthe
trends(fadfollowing),canbe
adapted
withmanyvarietiesof
toppingsorspreads.Becauseof
this,the
experimental
naturecan
beseenas
nervous
and
inconsistent
,untilaGemfinds
somethingthatworks.Itis
intellectual
becauseitcanbe
eatenonthego,youdontneedto
sitdownandhaveamomentwith
thiskindofbread.Its
inquisitive
withitsexperimentalnature.
However,allofthiscanbeseenas
superficial
and
tense
,withnota
lotofconfidenceinitself.Canbe
plain,canbefancy,canbe
rainbowcoloredforgoodness
sake,butthroughandthrough,a
bagelissturdyandreliable.
Basicallyasavorydonutwithout
thepizazz.

Cancer
june22july22
Rye

bread
.Very
versatile
,can
becrispybreadordenseand
chewy,muchlikethe
changeablenatureofaCancer.
AsRyeishighinfiber,itattests
tothe
protective
natureofa
Cancer,asitisseenasahealthy
bread.Itsfluidnaturecanbe
seenas
moody
,becauseitcan
beonethingonedayand
anotherthenext.Itis
cautious
becauseitcauseslessofan
increaseinbloodsugar,
protecting
theconsumers
health.Therearevarietiessuch
aspumpernickel,proving
imaginative
innamecreation.

Leo
july23aug21
TexasToast
A
creative
play
ontypicalwhitebread,witha
hintofflavorandmorehearty
thanablandsliceofWonder.
Warmhearted
(alwaysserved
warm).Doesntneedanything
oranybodytobetteritself,but
can
bemadebetterwithsolid
accompaniment.However,itis
onlyservedwithcertainmeals,
notentirelyuniversal.Its
name,TexasToastboastsof
thegrand,biggerisbetterstate,
heedingtoits
pompous
and
patronizing
nature(noother
breadisequal).
Intolerant
of
basicity.Everyloaftasteslike
itwasfilledwith
love
,similar
tothatofLeos.
Faithful
and
unchanging,andwithstandsthe
testsoftime.Everything's
betterwithTexasToast.

Virgo
aug22sep23
White

bread
.Alwaysthesame,
similartothe
reliable
and
practical
natureofaVirgo.
However,whitebreadisvery
conservative
andfitsintoavery
strictmoldofperfection,
heedingtoits
meticulous
and
slightly
perfectionist
nature.
Practicalbecauseofitseaseand
versatility,butthatcanbeseenas
fussy
aswhitebreadmaybetoo
blandtogowithoutbutterorjelly.
Doesntclaimtobesomethingits
not,butis
overcritical
ofbreads
thathavesomethingwhitebread
doesnot.Its
reliable
inthesense
thatitalwaystastesthesameand
goeswithstandardrecipes(PB&J,
toastandbutter,etc).Youcantgo
wrongwithwhitebread.

Libra
sep24oct23

Scorpio
oct24nov22

Sagittarius
nov23dec22

Garlic

bread
.Basedonthe
forceful
and
passionate
nature
ofScorpios,andthetendency
tobe
jealous/resentful
,you
aregarlicbreadbecausethe
flavorispotentbuttheeffects
arelastingandtakesometime
toberidof.Anacquiredtaste,
butoncesomeonelikesit,
theyresetforlife.But,recent
innovationslikegarlicknots
provethemtobe
intuitive
and
exciting
.Theyre
compulsive
becausethereissuchathingas
toomuchgarlic,andupsetting
thatbalancecanhave
undesiredresults.

Dinnerrolls
.Oftendescribed
as
indecisive
and
easily
influenced
,miniversionsof
normalbreadsarealsoseenas

charming
andcute(asfaras
breadcan).Librascanalsobe
describedas
selfindulgent
,and
sincenobodycanjusteatone
roll,itisapplicable.Inthesense
ofbeing
gullible
,adinnerroll
canbelieveitisthebestbread,
butthereisnosuchthing.
Theyre
indecisive
duetothe
varietyofdifferentkindsof
dinnerrolls,and
easily
influenced
bythingslikebutter
andjams.But,theystartevery
mealoffrightbecausewho
doesntlikeawarmroll?

Capricorn
dec23jan20
Pillsbury

Crescent

Rolls
.They
comeina
practical
tubeand
onlyrequireashortamountof
timetobake,which,cantestthe
patience
ofsomeCaps.Theyre
careful
becausetheydont
requiremuchgarnishtobe
perfectlysatisfying.Theyre
ambitious
becausetheycomein
afewflavors(HoneyButter,
ButterFlake,ReducedFat&
Original)butnottooextreme,
whichshowsslight
pessimism

Wheat

bread
.As
straightforward
and
honest
as
breadcangetnoartificiality
whatsoever.Anacquiredtaste,
muchlike
intellect
and
philosophy
,whicharetwotraits
ofaSag.Wheatbreadcanbe
tactless
becauseitisnota
sensitivetaste,andoftenneeds
somethingtobeappealing(such
ashoneywheatbread,notsimply
wheat).Its
blindly

optimistic
in
thesensethatitthinksamajority
ofpeoplelikeit,andwhilesome
do,itrequirespeoplewhobelieve
itishealthier,whichallowsitto
getaslightly
superficial
head.

Aquarius
jan21feb19
Donut
.
Contrary
towhatone
wouldthinkofbread,asitis
sweetonitsown(createdto
besuch)anddoesnt*need*
anyadditives.Itis
friendly
and
original
butcanbe
detached
fromthehealthywayand
unpredictable
inflavorsand
variety.But,thisvarietyleads
to
inventive
andcreativetwists
onatypicalglazed,suchas
jellyfilled,orchocolate
covered.Donutsarean

Pisces
feb20mar20
GlutenFree
.Thefirstofits
kind,glutenfreebreadiseasily
intuitive
and
sympathetic
to
thoseallergictogluten.However,
itcanbe
idealistic
duetoit
believingittastesidenticalto
glutenfilledbread.Its
secretive
becausenobody*really*knows
whatreplacestheflour.Its
selfless
becauseittakesallthe
flackfornotbeingrealbread
fromnonbelievers,andits
kind
and
compassionate
and

aboutwhatwillbe
successful
.
Theyrepliableandcanbeused
inmanydifferentrecipes,being
disciplined
andknowingtheir
place.

inventionthatis
intractable
,
anditwillexistforever.A
donutwillneverletyoudown,
attestingtoits
loyal
nature.
But,canbe
perverse
inthatit
isblatantlyunchangingand
different.

welcomingtothosenewtothe
GlutenFreecommunity,but
similartoPisces,its
escapist
and
vague
aboutitsqualityand
purpose.However,Piscesarealso
unworldly
anddonotadhereto
theridiculeandjudgementofthe
publiceye.