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EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT GIRLS IS WRONG Not sure why all that sex advice you've been given 24 1 HOW WE F**KED HOW TO WIN a fat salary. ‘explain why you shouldn't 62 _ buy them drinks and why HOW THE CALL OF you defintely shouldn't DUTY TOOK OVER learn to dance. THE WORLD IFCOD: Modern Warfare 3 ir doesnt make more money | Subramanian Swamy — the | 118 Thehotest thing fo cross the border {han Piates OF The | manwholanded Rajeand | GIRLS IN WOOLY since Fatima Bhutto. Caribbean 4, The Hangover | Kanimozhi in jail and hasa_ | HATS Mand Harry Potter % 1.76 lakh crore beef with | Three sexy ladies and loads | | combined welltoaly have | the Indian telecom ministry | oF winter mool FHMs ‘a.go at the guy who told us | plus he thinks Chidambaram | Girlfriends crank up the it would, is a rascal | heat this winter. And by the way the star of the show is ‘India’ not from Indi, 6 FIBA Deconber 201 WG Prminds « feria Ferindincomer Kel AB Komen a DI WILLS ee a iw P Ke). A age Feel the scintillating freshness of the Pe eam Cae ed Ca ec daylong and the Unique Active Defense Peeper Rt et Nr a ae eer TL eee coer De tags tee gio wy Reenter cadCONTENTS REGULARS 20 JOKES 26 KRK INVADES TWITTER Who the hellis KRK and why does he fi call Nargis Falla ‘single pash? 34 TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH FHM A crash course in linguistics. Leam to order a beer in Japanese, abuse in ‘Arabic and seduce the ladies in Spanish 36 HOW TO PULL OFF ASTING-OP Ace Jourmo Sidharth Pandey, reveals the secrets of a successful sting FQ N D A persion it the wy you! ike them=in pictures. 42 GIRL NEXT . DOOR FHM rocks out with the sexy star Megha Baja, the hottest of Real Steal. thing te happen to drag racing sine nitrous, i 48 HOW TO ACE SNOOKER Pankaj Advani, World Billiard and Snooker champion reveals his secret cheat sheet 54 SAINTS ROW 3 Saints Row 3, is out this ‘month with more driving, shooting and comedy Violence than you can shake a double-handed dio bet at. 56 DON: THE CHASE CONTINUES The police in 11 nations is sill chasing him, They nabbed him for abit and then he ran away again, 59 ROBERT PATTINSON AND. KRISTEN STEWART Its about those guys from that movie on vampires. She's gotten knocked up The baby is eating her inside out, 8 FHIME Deceer2011 (G fina + frida Ul oD U3 | 96 THE ULTIMATE SPORT FOR MEN | Prefix ‘Ulimate’ before anything and itd sell. So | what iFits a sport your dog | mastered before you? 98 HOWTO BECOME A WWE SUPERSTAR WWE is recruiting in India So we caught two-time World Champion Sheamus | ina chokehold and forced | him to spill the beans, 104 PARTY SEASON SURVIVAL GUIDE The winter parties are a potentially deadly minefield | oFinadvisable snogs and smashed mobile phones. Let us guide you through these perilous festivities, 110 MILLION DOLLAR MOBILES Encrusted with rubies, | emeralds and diamonds, these mobile phones cost the earth but don't do anything ferindacom‘After writing about 200 ‘words admoniching you for being a bad reader and an overall deplorable human being, have just been told ‘that have been ff by a ‘whole year when it comes to the date of the Big Boor. Ison 23rd Decomber 2012 and nat on 23rd December 20, so what you are about to readie the most forced piece of writing since The Bible. How are you then, you crazy bastard? “The question behind this ious was a rather cimale fone Would you want to waste your last fll December on Earth reading old atiles and rehashed features masquerading as @ ‘wrap-up of the year? So there are no wrap-ups this December, No“Do you Femember that time when that man was caught with his hands down his pants, and no“How about that ime we won the World Cup” for"When you ate so much bread that you thought you wore going to dio", We'd rather just get on with things. “The cover forthe record is something we've wanted to do for awhile look out for the invisible hand of ISL. which has somehow had something to doin everything bad that has happened to independent India froma bad sandwich to bomb bacts Weave however, made sure that this is your‘Twas toa embarrassed to ask thls leave ~ guaranteed 10 make sure your last earthly year a memorable one. ‘There's a two-page guide fon nuts. of them (page 106), tips on party disasters (page 104), and cocktails you should know how to make even though beer ls ‘the only thing that floats 10 FIM Decenber201 your bost (page 108). Plus, Indias top Billiards and Snooker guy Panka} Advani ves you tips on how toace the game (page 48), and an Investigative journalist tells you how a bloody sting-op works (page 36), and there's arye-on-toast guide tomaking last winter fabulously memorable (page if). We don’t want you ta waste your time reading books written by pick-up artists, so we've put in everything you need toknow about women because let's face it pretty much everything you know le wrong (page 90). Did you ever wonder wether anyone other than canines played frisbee? The answer on page 96. Then there is aman who really does deserve your attention = The whistleblower who tore the id off the biggest scam of independent India =the 26 seam. The man wine Chidambaram, A Kanimozi hate and the LTTE and Al Qaeda want dead Mest Subramanian ‘Swamy (page 84). There's algo alist of things Vay Mallya can soll 10 drag Kingfisher airlines out of the crapper (page 38), 4 snapshot of ladies you really wish took you on asa lover (page 39),andamap incase you'e thinking about dumping the gr, fquiting your job and heading out (page 34). It has all he essentials ~ a pick-up tine, ordering a beer and an abuse fora brawl, For anything ese, youare.on your own. We ust pray you remember that thie may very well be your last New Year's Eve, so make sure to make it count. + Kebeer Sharma WHAT WE DID THIS MONTH. Considered writing story ‘onhow the hed slap was the ‘ew chucked shoe, Alo made ‘ery fanny joke about Mr Pee. Serappedit We wanttoallhe ‘magazine Mumba e 7 ‘Mourad the sacking of Mr Berson. Sit, you wil forever bberemembered a ourkind of bad of state. The wold wl ‘othe the same without your ‘bung bunga partes “Ted to fgureoutif MeMistry had any daughters after hearing tating over rom Meta in December 202, He doe. 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Deceber 2011 Ny G finds + friioFROM RUSSIA WITH HETOPSf “I'm new to the party scene, but I love it. I get to dress up, meet cool people, go to cool places and get a goodie bag, what’s not to like?" Iga Fonda is adamant. She want to know what FHM’: favourite postion is, Embarrassed, we ty to fend er off with mumbled," dont know” butits not good enough. "Tellme, she insists. "Tel ml Ave you a defender midfielder or tke? ‘You didrit expect Olga Fonds tobe telling about football did you? But then again very ile about this 28-year-old model ‘and actess is what youd expect. For ‘example, she may look ike an atypical Holywood pretty face, but she atu smart enuch ta have cored a chalarchip to study Business Admintration atthe University of Maine Gohich s why she ‘emigrated to America from her native Russia). She may play cold, wealthy bitch inthe recently released humanoid robot ‘ama Real Steel, but she's actualy ice, Fiend and certainly no ich” And she may look sexy as hal inthis shoct, bu she’s actully more comfortable in Louboutins than hitope "im used to rocking party dresses and sicinch heels” laughs the Rusin. "Because ‘ofthis, the oversized Tshirts and pants ‘were anew leok for me but have to say> alager 28 I soon in —— = ACCESS | thought twas extremely ony. loved the jmp and expecially loved the ot pnts andeatoff top. They tapped into my tomboy side and brought out very say rockin vibe mime hence the umping round ad fying hai But back to Rel See st the box office tcking and san Olga py Ruan ‘abet owner whose fighting automatons ae dominating the ebot boxing et un Hugh Jaclmans character comes slong and runs everthing. 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Re eee rg Pel sree 9 Eco-Drive. aa pent) ee eed eee aedHOW INDIA LANDED AND THEN ROYALLY BUGGERED THE LAMBRETTA BRAND Je was Italy's most iconic two wheeler, It went on:to become India’s first status symbol: Then'suddenly the company went belly-up, India:got the ‘trademark and then: proceeded to sit on it’s assand: do precisely nothing for the next four decades. 20 HIME Decerber 2001 G fiminds + frrind 1922 Ferdinando imacentlxiginally founded the Haan company in 922. The ine of motor Scootrs was sold in Europe and South America before the compara brand name were sald fo the Indian government enterprise ~ ‘Scooters nd 1 (SIL) in 1972 | SIL DECLARED SICK ‘The scooters were popular fr tek stabil, eurable frames ang because they eoulé ‘accommodate herders. Though SL was ‘eclarod a sek mpanyin 2009 he Miniter {or Heavy Industries and Public Enterprises = Praful Pate nounced plas fo dvest he ‘governments 95-30% sake ths Soptember. LEGAL BATTLE Today, SIL fighting a egal battle toretan the ‘ounership of the international brad ron-usage and non-production unde the Lambretta name singe 997, The Indian ofc of the Registrar of Trademarks shows that ILis. slo over ofthe wademark, SUB-LICENSE Fine White Line Lid ~ UK based company signed aligence with SL in 2006 to sub-ioense Lambretta’ various products - lathes, ‘vehicles and morhandisBesringthe ‘oman’ og. Lamrent’ products nthe UK laretremaly frau wth poole sti buying the scorer NEWICOMPANY But soon when SI's active production stopped, Netherlands hased company ~ Lanbreta SRL ‘egitered al of Lambe’ rede in different counties, They dd soon the grounds ‘thatthe parent company SL had stopped rmanufactring and lst the ownership rights ‘ig to non-usageLAMBRETTA CONSORTIUM OWNED Ree Lae) eres COME However, the CEO and MO of SIL, Aji Kumae claims thatthe company sil owns the {redemarkin ia andinteratonall and hat ‘hoy willbe defending hasan: Haadquar ed in Lucknow, the company isn't manufacturing scooters, but til makes replacement parts tnder the brand, v ‘The downfall of SIL doesnt end hee. The ‘ownership af he trademark hasbeen contested bythe parent company of Lametta SAL, which has ured ou aberblomatior Fine White ine who had sub-lcensed ro wo companies in Europe and Asa ‘ne af her Sub-licensed companies ~ Lambeeta Motolie aia already selling seaotrsin Europe So, if SL loses the trademark, all the other companies lse thie Noenses as well THUS, HhejwaMTSIL 1 defend their ownership too. For now, SLs only producing spare parte that aro oxportd 1 thoUKGR an arog basis Dealers have o wait formants forthe consignment to each. Apart fom this, ILis producing hreo-hocars for he country in small quantities. ‘These days the sooeters aren’ easily avaiable and eventhe od ust versions are fetching ‘Upwards of 75i000:6unthereis 4000-member strong Lambretta Cub in Great Britain, which has enthusiasts who sil own some ofthe classic made, Finda (0 finda © Frinda Decenber200 FFMIME 25ACCESS KRK INVADES TWITTER TWEETS FROM THE MAN WHO ONCE FAMOUSLY SAID THAT ONLY KRK AND SRK SELLIN INDIA. Can youbelieve tat google crazy is replying sorry KRK 1 tant find your house location Shutup you crap, Iwas ina office of politician saw abig photo of ber coming out from lon her office wall She really Fele proud of tat. Today have become 6k. I GOOD MORNING is happening tin yf. ANDKISSTOMY HEART BEATS ASIN. Mayawati playing her carde brahmine 13% Muslims 30% and Dalits 22% means enough ‘to win election in UP. 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Or pretend Sou'e both inthe inal shot {fan’80s sports underdog ‘movie, Scream, “FREEZE FRAME HIGH-FIVE! connec, then both ust tare ff ach other fr five seconds, mouths open and handshake Werngs yond Tt sets the tone forthe entire relationship with your interviewer — but 70M of us admit we lack confidence {0 pil it off = sohhere's how: Mate sure you know how to properly pronounce the interviewer's name, Offer him acornplete pp followed by a firm squeeze, but don't go over the top. Shake for no more than tree seconds keeping eve contact throughout. Thin “in five years [ill break ou.” WG Prminds + feria Ferindacomyou will need -.--to ace the interview ——=> You've mastered the outfit. You've executed the perfect handshake. Now the really important bit, STEP 1¢ Prepare your answers beforehand so intensely it’s as if the interviewer had a shotgun to your girlfriend's temple. one wrong answer and... BOOM. {66% of all interviewees who visualise their interviews and practice what they're going to say aver and over on the big day ae hired within ight weeks. —— Sevindacom STEP 2: ‘Turn up Wearing glasses = even if you've got 20/20 vision Buy a cheap, smart pair with normal lenses, One in every three Adults thinks people who wear spectacles look more professional = and 0% ofall interviewers automatically reckon blokes in specs have superior intelligence (G finda + Find STEP 3: Don't show up ever seconds late 60% of all managers cite poor punctuality by an interviewee as an instant ‘no! I's ike oing.a wanker sign in thelr faces STEP 4: Back up every point you make with facts (One in every three ‘men who go fora job interview talk ‘complete bullshit about their achievements. Most fof us also tel tiny lies on our CVs. I's big mistake. Ifthe interviewer presses Slightly, you'll be pushed into a comer and found out. Decenber 200 FHI 21how to win any job! STEP 6: Don’t take food or - - drink in with you STEP 7: 30% of all interviewers say Don’t mention what a clueless iheySteappaledyos cared mmm Losses your last bows slurping on a massive Frappe or ‘50% of bosses say ifthey heard a candidate mock wolfing down a Big Mac, a former line manager, it was an immediate no from whether you had time to eat them. Which is fair enough: not only does it make you your lunch or not. seem two-faced ~ you've Just given the interviewer | {good reason to think you'll do the ame thing to him, sep 5:/ Don’t take any calls from anyone during the Not even, er, George Bush Most interviewers admit that should you answer your phone, no inatter how urgent yous claim the ellis The baby's dead’; "Your dad's just been bummed by a wolf”) there's no chance they'll end up hiring you STEP Follow up your Anterview with 2 thank you letter Five of every 100 men who attend a jb interview post the interviewer anote of gratitude for their time. So just grit your teeth and send the even if doing so makes you feel lke a slimey bastard Ill make you stand out from the other candidates 'the money question 85% of managers say it's unacceptable for you to bring up pay if you're responding toa job ad with a listed wage. However, there is some wiggle room. 1) Be upfront about it Put on your CV or covering letter that you're looking for a certain salary. If they like what they see on the CV, they'l stil invite you along for an interview. 2) If you're in the latter pha: Process, exploit it I you've been informed that you're one of the last two candidates, the employer is Ikely to ask you what kind of, ‘wage you're hoping for anywas. If not, push them on it | 3) Then ask for slightly too much money ‘They say 25k, you say 39. You both decide to settle on 30k, ‘of the Rex Fass, Slick | ‘Words: Ben Wit, Ben Bgsuront-Thomas Pictures Aly, Getty mages. PA Phot 2 FIM Decerber2001 G fina + trina Ferindacomyou will need ==> unstoppa Putting together a great resume isn’t just balancing act between self-fellatio and remembering your GCSE results. You ‘must obey the following rules. cv —> do: Use a font that’s clear, but also stands fut. As fonts stands out and clear — but everyone uses it Type up yours with instead, Whatever you do, don’t use the baby crayon- sah or the curly-wurly} which / ‘makes you look like you've written out your CV. with a quill They're illegible, lack credibility and make {you look: like a registered sex offender. / “List your accomplishments. Not the everyday’ ‘duties you carried out in various roles. Employers want 1 see hiow you took the role above and beyond and ‘made it your own, “Use power verbs. Words like “implemented”, “strengthened” and “arse-slammed” all make you sou like you know what you're doing. take yourself look 1ike the solution to’ ‘the company’s problem; the T-800 to protect their John Connor. If te job ad said it was looking for “someone dynamic” make sure your CV has variation of this word throughout. ‘maths to back up your achievenents where possible. Ifyou ‘and kicked major arse by with pezcenta: “increased productivity how much? Check that your referees know they've been included on your CV, or they'lbeill prepared to pve your future boss the big sell when he phones. -Re-write your CV from scratch for every ew job you apply to ~you need totallorit based on what the next sucker is hoping to read. ——> DON'T < —_ :omeone should gift him an industrial-sized mincer because Mr. Swamy, clearly doesn’t believe in mincing words. Using the choicest invectives, he mowed down the Goliaths of the ruling party and told us in no uncertain terms who his targets are . Mr. Swamy is on the warpath and believes it’s only a matter of time before he shows our respectable Home Minister and the fourth most powerful woman in mmm the world the way to Tihar.... He's bursting at the seams with information, proof and dozens of details on how the ruling party was actively involved in what might be the biggest scam in the history of India. So much so that he wrote ‘a book about it and refused to talk to 0s before we read it cover to cover. Only winen he was convinced that we were adequately ‘educated about his version of the 2G scam did he agree to go further down the murky ‘all and tell us exactly what he has in store for his political opponents. "There's a certain file that Mr. Swamy desperately wants to get bis hands on. He's ‘convinced that it contains details of the dirty little secrets ofall of the men and ‘women he thinks are involved in the scam. Lying deep inside the vaults of the CBI hheadguarters till now, at the behest of the Delhi court the organisation may soon be forced to give Mr. Swamy his very own ‘copy to analyse, However, when we asked Mr. Swamy about the significance of the file, he downplayed its importance. "It will simply confirm what Ihave known all along, Ihave clear-cut evidence against ‘Chidambaram and Raja, They were in it ‘the aG scam) together.” ‘While he refused to share with FHM what exactly these evidences are and how ‘he managed to collect them, the fact remains that Mr Swamy ~ a BJP politician and an economist par excellence teaching st Harvard, was the first person to blow the ‘whistle on the multi-billion dollar seam, ‘through his letters to Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Incidentally, this hhappened long before the Auditor General ‘of India calculated the huge loss the nation had suffered du to the scam, He tells us how way back in 2008, when nine telecom companies were issued licenses and airways for 2G mobile phone services fora pan-India operation, the ruling party took corruption to new heights. They flouted all established norms ‘causing a loss of billions of dollars to the ‘exchequer by selling airways at throwaway rates to disreputable companies. Instead of following the norm, which in this case was ‘an auction with the Hcense going to the highest bidder, the then telecom minister of India ~ A. Raja decided to award licenses on afrst-come-first-served basis, Moreover, with the aid of Union Minister P. Chidambaram, he also got the eut-off 6 IME Deceriber2011 dates for applications advanced, giving a couple of then inconspicuous companies an advantage over the legitimate players Compared to the 3G plus broadband auction, which earned the nation a total of $23.5 billion, the 2G profits in comparison stood at a measly $350 milion. But ‘semantics of huge money aside, does he truly believe that Chidambaram was actively involved in the scam?*"The ‘crooked mind that Chidambaram is, he helped Swan and Unitech (the telecom ‘companies that profited most from the 2G sale) and pocketed huge sums of cash” Ihis letters to Manmoban Singh, he directed his attack at these two companies ~ Swan Telecom and Unitech ~ two unknown entities, which were favoured ‘over established players like Tata Telecom. However, soon after the sale Swan sold 43% of its stake to a UAE based telecom company Etisalat for more than $900 rillion, which inflated its market valuation to $2 billion without a single subscriber. Similarly Unitech also sold a major chunk ~ a full 60% stake to Talenor, a Norway based Telecom company for $1.36 billion and raised its valuation to more than $2 billion, again without a single subscriber. ‘We couldn't stop ourselves from asking that since Chidambaram currently stands accused of being a hands-on ally to A. Raja, shouldn't he follow suit and step down as the Union Minister? At this, Mr Swamy lets out a snort of derision, “That (Chidambaram isa completely shameless character. He has absolutely no morality [He won't resign unless the court makes hhim a co-aceused and forces him to quit.” ‘Will that happen anytime soon, given the speed at which the judicial system ‘works in Inia? “Things have changed. The courts are working really fast, even faster than the American judiciary. It won’t be Jong before Chidambaram finds himself behind bars” However, given his trade against the ruling part, isn't he at all concerned about his personal security? We are referring to the recent acts of vandalism on his house, Says Swamy, “Tam used to all this now. Ihave received death threats from the Al ‘Queda and the LTTE. When I was teaching at Harvard, the Homeland Security was responsible for my safety, but here Ihave never asked for any extra security It was (0 Frid « hina only after Vadchra’s (Robert Vadehra) goons vandalised my house that my friends and well-wishers wrote to the PM..” Death threats from Al Qaedal? Well, given his explosive treatise on the ways to reduce terrorism in the nation, he couldn't hhave expected a bouquet from the most dangerous Jihadi organisation of the world, ‘Threats don't affect him, but he's ‘uncomfortable at being portrayed as a Hindu extremist."How can a Hindu ever be an extremist?" He continues, “All [have asked the Muslims to do is to acknowledge their Hindu legacy. Go look up the latest research, which says that Hindus and Muslims have the same DNA and we have the same ancestors.” His bittemess towards the pseudo- secular policies of the Congress isn’t as, strong as his obvious iritation towards their heir apparent — Rabu Gandhi, Just to prod him we asked if he had indeed called Rahul a buddh Swamy chortles before replying. “Of course he’s a buddha. Tell me fone exam of repute that he has passed?” We realised that our interview was rapidly coming to a close and pushed for one extra clarification. We had read somewhere that his students had told him about some former French students who had seen members of the Gandhi family in the company of the notorious Quattrocchis, discussing sensitive defense deals and parceling off huge bribes. Says ‘Swamy, “Of course it’s true, Not only that, she (Sonia Gandhi) also met the wife of the French president Carla Bruni to discuss the hefty bribes she would get for favouring the purchase of the French aircraft Dassault Rafale” He continues. “She (Sonia Gandhi) is definitely a threat to the security of the nation. Sonia has received training from the Hamas Group of the Palestinians, She also has close relations with the KGB and the LTTE." After a pause Mr. Swamy finally passes his verdict, “I am never wrong. Every person I said would be behind bars, is, or will soon be there. T know Sonia (Gandhi) is suffering from a terrible disease, but Ihope she lives long enough to. face justice.” ‘As we wrapped up the interview and S thanked him for his candour, he tellsus 3 that he is always candid, but“they will screw you guys for publishing this.” FerindacomCandid Quotes from Swamyji FEA Oa ACN RE ee Soe CURD ERS cel Lnvasiianar) ee ; ire CBI and | will sesame CH UL ie jt cr a oe oon that uy porters Ah if hdea RU Thin erg Sn ig I Saal ely TUTE Tic) RTS Aa ead tell init (the 26 scam) together. shame (55 foaielea CSU bad sl cae ab- repute that he has passed? el lutel | know she oy im is suffering meme toma a) received training “itis from the Hamas lisaase. roup of the Steal Se Palestinians. She hopeshe definitely also has close ICSIEREEER Teo RCA Toms ereronecainn amienuigh tr oi mene celeste once Int ma oa Taare inkacar (fina Fria erMEDIA PARTNER MicotOH: IMPOSSIBLE MINORT 1. 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You probably don’t, eNO SIN ang outwith Should be Even when you think you're in with a “Theguysheuldbecute,_cingyandvel shoud now cchance, we'll go and change the rules #03 important mma erence between we'll go and change bigsuclerforchnaly, A chivakous and clingy Mazhbeen Siganporia, 25, ‘without telling you, Soafter snubbing RAgSErfor cna Plot Mansba you publicly on the dancefloor, you're lang way left tragically dancing off back to your Basic chivas must Please pl rates. Thinking of buying us a drink? the chair out Place open te Don’t bother, Trying to laugh us into door Bahonest andl be ed bed? Nope. Definitely not that. Try the wrong trick and you may as well leave that party and forget any chance of even getting close enough to smell ‘our hair actualy, please don’t try and smell our hair ever. But don’t worry “i's not over yet. FHM's crack team ‘of experts are ere to help you decode the new rules. 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Most gials have heard every line yourself, saying something honest ike: takes their mobile phone everywhere, and oke about their job that you can saw you and [ust had t come over waiting two days to call just makes" think up” says Clare Young, from to say“*hi? or 'd regret that Thadn’t? you look like you're not interested.” UniformDatingcom. “But if you say Women like tobe approached, and" Which can make women feel snubbed, something original, unexpected and hanging back and staring makes you and Keen toreject you back.“Ifyou "funny, then you'l definitely getagie’s look uncertain or insecure. And ‘want to play games, concentrate on attention It helps ifthe gil is laughing remember to smile” Angry Birds with you, not at you, though...” 22 MIME Decerber 2011 (G finda + trina FI tesndacom4l SEN Vv ALWAYS ACT KEEN, Ifyou don’t show her you like her, she’s going to be offended by the fact that you look like you're ignoring her ‘And have you ever overheard a group of gins slag off a bloke who's been ride to their mate? I’ like listening toa female Frankie Boyle sating you, ‘They are mean. Even the slightest bint of rudeness (making ajoke about her dress, not replying to her texts) and he's being roasted, and not in the good way. So while you think you're being all aloof Don Draper-from-Mad Men style, she’s plotting your downfall “Avoid verbally expressing your desires to a gil” says professional female pick-up artist Kezia Noble (kezia-noble.com).“Doing this results ‘nosing the'magic’of the situation ~ and it can leave you open for rejection, So doit with actions. While you're taking, hold her gaze for alittle longer than necessary, look as if you have suddenly noticed how ‘unbelievably sexy she is, and then Oe Maia Sethna, 22, Model, Mumbai “Wall. | dent have any specie type But of late have only beer meting the nde with big arm weit Chinese tatoos and fst kes ‘Anjali Seth, 26, Dancer and Actres, Mumbai “The best way to approach on Facebook st be bones abot who youre and a comy bes of hy Ueodlactng wht yo coding? Also lease have your ow tet puto nd not mpercnate asa fevindacom Girls_new rules 5 | KICK OFF THE co VERSATION BY OFFERING HER A DRINK aie Firstly, the whole’sending a drink ‘over'thing in films? Invented before Rohypnol. It also immediately has ‘every girl in the pub taking her drink to the loo with her. Don't even try it. But even if you do offer a drink, it's still a minefield of awkwardness. Often, she'l be holding a drink So if she says no, where do you go from there? Ifshe says yes, she's holding ‘two drinks. lot of guys think the question, ‘Can Tuy you a drink?" has ‘exactly the same meaning as the ‘question; Can Itouch your let tit2” says Beka Bowling (comedian and runner up of funnywomen.com 2013), ‘But we're on to you, and we don't like it because it makes us Feel like ‘we're being held hostage by the person who has bought us one ‘aara Sherif, 24, Mumbsi “There tne such hing 999 idealman eomeone bat © please me = no chocolates or ‘he owe dil ples” Sonakshi Sajna, 25, ‘Anchor, Mumbat No Facebook requests please |aeady hove 500 Fond request pending ard Fern mond fo lok at thom dibs good ne hve a common fend” HF Sonaly Lathes, 25, Mumba “Tract an tive scl regertai a tyre 2ekng Tse my Blacker 9 fy intooch wh people and Fe amos stoped checking Frcebool So keep ying a” (0 finda + fringe Ashleysha 21 “A gy should irom how behowe, You cant look mother worn enya wit 6 | AEAILSAFE DATE _ IS DINNER AND A MOVIE ‘THE FIRST DATE HAS TO BE SOMETHING TOTALLY SURPRISING » i ‘A Pizza Express and a rom-com is all very well, but your date's decided if she's going home with you even before you're even past the doughballs. So why not do something amazing with the evening (we're talking a pop-up gig, not time travel) = sof you'Te going home alone, at least you haven't had to sit through ‘two hours of Reese Witherspoon's squeaky-clean bullshit, And as dating coach and psschologist Honey Langcaster-James (Ghoneylangeaster-james.com) says you're not just trying to impress your date, you have to impress her 462 Facebook friends, too. Because the better the date, the better the story Gils love to tell their friends how they met someone, so if your first date is generic and boring it says alot about you” she says. “She wants to do ‘something fun, Dating is competitive ‘you need to have the edge” Decenber200 FMI 35Girls_new rules ¥ Pankhuel Awasthi, TV Prasen Mamb or agencies, SESISKSE Tn 7 | WOMEN LOVE MEN WHO CAN DANCE __ Jason DeRullo, those sequinned men off Strictly, JLS — i's all just wrong. You think your moves (if you dance, you 100% call them ‘your moves’) look sexy. Girls thinke“Oh, God. This is ‘going on YouTube” Or worse: sex pest Dancing is especially upsetting at a (Christmas party so don’t feel ad that you don’t want to hit the dancefloor It's actually a good thing “If ever a bloke tres to dance with me I feel nauseous, says comedian Beka Bowling." We're not looking for Louie Spence, As for comedy dancing’ it's the ultimate turn off. When we see a bloke doing the‘David Brent’ we're not thinking‘Ohbbh he’s sooo funny? ‘We're thinking; ‘There's a man who has sat andl watched the same bit over and aver again and then gone into his ‘bedroom and practised in front ofthe mirror, in his pants! This is not appealing. Sure, everybody loves a joker. Even my Dal’ a crowd-pleaser after afew drinks, but Idon’t want to have sex with my Dad” 94 HIME Decerber 2011 8 | GIRESTOVEA _ BAD-BOY. JUST BEA nice / GUY You know what they say: nice guys finish last. Well, forget it. Girls don’t love a'bad boy ‘They don't have time to check your phone, worry you're cheating, pick you up from a police cello try and calm own a doorman you've amnoyed. They've got more Important stuf todo, New rule for life: if Alexandra Burke sang a song in their honour, it's load of rap. "Girls just can’t be bothered with Cammidge, ex writer at more! "We'd never tell Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Orlando Bloom or Robert Pattinson, we're better off as friends, And look how nice they seem.” hush Bhat 21, Model, Kash ‘Guys approach me very which may sound cool butt gesintating at tines. Idont te model! Thay have phy arogance Asimple guy wll gve me space sy ideal man” 9 | GIRES DON'T “EIKE-TEXTS;PHEY LIKE-HEARTFELT CARDS. DON’T EVER WRITE LOVE, LETTERS Be honest: how long does it take you to think of something. (hats not “have a great ay”) ina birthday card? ‘Ages. But a romantic card should be like 1sam drinking and pretending you like lysters ~ for birthdays, Valentine's Day and Christmas only. “Love letters have just become emails, text messages and tweets" says Julie Spira, author of The Perils Of Cyberdating (yberdatingexpert-com).“Ginls always love a digital {interruption in their day that says you're thinking of them. I gives thera warm and fuzzy feeling and helps you stay connected during your busy day. And just like love letters, girls save texts and emails, A carefully written text ‘or email ean stil be romant just be very careful how you ‘word things? The last thing {you want to come a cheesy. io | TRY TO MAKE HEREAUGH—— ‘You knovr how i's really aavleward when you're sitting in the front row of a stand-up comedy actin a small venue? ‘When you're telling endless jokes (all stolen from Mock The ‘Week it's ike that for the gil you're with, And that laugh? Fake, She's desperate to get out of there. Girls much prefer @ funny, interesting story toa succession of badly told ‘zingers ripped off from Ricky Gervais or Michacl Macintyre. ‘Miss Information, aka Caitlin G fina + frida Suzzone Roque, Model hk din guys are the betes fk hey ae avon ‘etter thn the Fone But they shuld realy wok ot Robinson, of American online sex and culture magazine Nerveccom, says it's much better not to try and make her laugh." The ‘rly hilarious men rarely ‘wear funny’ on their sleeves” she says.*They trade on observations, rather than a set of pre-planned jokes: Look at Davie Mitchel, Russell Howard, Louis CK ~ all ‘three are genuinely funny dudes” So effortlessly funny in fact, that women are willing to pay ‘money, just to listen to them speak, Naereen, Model, Mumbai would not go ou with any de in Feds, Ross way to geeky, Chandler isa tle 00 weed fr my taste nd dosy well definitely the bestleoking of the thea, but ‘s unbelievably dumb ond a womanizer to boot So even ‘Flean tum im ito 3 ‘oneweman man, eat sake him sae ferindacomFHM PROMOTION BOLD BROADCAST MOODS PROMISES EXCITING CLOSENESS Great sexual confidence to live out all your fantasies and have a fulfilling, satisfying sex life... © How abovt heve? Research suggests indians could use a boost in their sexual Cconfidenos. And that they rank pretty low on a global scale, Imagine this, just 46% of Indians orgasm. So what's the solution? 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For allthas, tke us, who believed that Frisbee could have been nothing more than a plnie game, here was a reality check - We received an invite to witness and participate in the Ukimate Frisbee "Tournament on the Sth of November We should have been in awe. but soft chuckle was all ‘we were able to muster. Irwasnt jist the crany team cvstened ‘Street Doge in Sweaters representing Delhi, but the concept itself that was srt of hilarious. Frisbee as a game. we canunderstand, but how on earth canitbe taken asa serious sport? ‘And then we looked at some of the other teams honing into win the ttl. From Abu Dhabi, Babin, UAE and New Zealand, teams were coming dawn to India compete in a Frabee tournament just forthe love of the spar. And there's no prize money involved either Allthe participants, whether Indiane or those from abroad had shelled eut money rom thei own pockets to participate in the tournament. Says Varun Chava, one ofthe fevent organizers. Ieobviousl hasnt been easy ‘organising an event of such ‘magnitude. Convincing companies to offer any sort f sponsorship wos almost impossible. “They reacted in quite the sare way 2s — you guys did, It would have been easier to aise money fora gully cricket tournament.” The turnout however was quite impressive, = More than 50 percent ofthe stadium war packed 0 It eeme the sport is rp catching up in Delhi and the reasons for that are many, Frisbee is one ofthe cheapest sports you can participate in. After 96 HIRE Decerber2011 WG Prminds + feria all how much does adie cost Find yourself a grassy strip slip into spar of shorts and you're ready to let some rippers oat ‘Then there's the blinding seed at vnhich the game progresses, twas like basketball on steroids (after al adic travele much faster and ther'sisnt much prospect oF ddbbling it either). For us novices. twas hard to keep score and we could only apploud the erazy dives, the players made. lewas ony after we spoke tothe experts did we Team and sort of understand the intricacies of the sport, Played between teams of seven players each, i's one ofthe very few mixed sporting events where its mandatory to have at least to ‘ile in each team, But if you're Froping to body tackle your way to a coffee date, understand the simple fact that Ultimate Frisbee is ferindacoma strictly no-contoct sport. Ne pushing, pling, tacking or tripping i slowed. That dosen't ‘mean that youl aways get back home in one piece though. Catching dsc Riying atthe speed cof knots wil have you dive around and jump all over the park so make sure that your delicate areas are wel-padded, or you wil end up skinning your knees and elbows. Played across a rectangular pitch theresa line drawn at ether fend marking the two endzone’ oF the goalposts ~ these ae scoring areas. You score for your team by completing a pass to a team mate running tonarde the opponents endzone. If hes able to catch it inside the endzone without ropping the frisbee, your team scores a point. Players cant run around withthe favindacom GRADE raat) HRD Ue die IFyou catch a pass you must immediately come to a stop and paseit on to another player. By passing the die from one player to ‘another, your team wil try to work the die towards the endzone of your opponents. During te play if the discs intercepted or knocked down by your opponents, they ‘take porcestion ofthe ic A possesion change azo takes place when the die i caught or Tends outside the designated playing area The defending teams assigned the task of stopping the offensive line oftheir opponents from making progress upfield by marking them, jus ike is done in Feotball. Fa playeris closely marked, he or she wil find it quite hard tomake a clear pass (emember you cant move) without the dise geting intercepted. Essentially it bolls down tothe offense trying to free themselves oftheir markers and ‘making th pass andthe defence doing ts bet to shadow his ‘opponent and take possesion of the di Ukimate Frisbee ie played in ‘ove 50 counties as a serious sport ‘and has thousands of leagues, both ‘minor and major around the word In 2010, the Czech Republic hosted the largest Ultimate Frisbee ‘meet to date in which over 3000 players and 156 teams representing = 56 countries took part While it wl probably never become quite a: big ae ciket its rapidly making its mark 8 8 lifestyle sporti India. Deb Mumbai, Chennai and ‘Ahmedabad have already formed leagues and other ties are fact catching up. However, as we too Found out its essentially 9 participation rather than a spectator sport. na number of events, individual players without ‘any league affiliation ae known to tur up and Foren hat team — cits with the players names on it are dropped ina hat - and tears ‘reformed at random, A number cof such ‘on-the-spt' teams have ‘gone on to win major tournaments ‘As Varun 20 succinctly explained ashe cheered the Delhitearn when they were declared the winners of the tournament, I ‘much more than a sport. Uimate Frisbee creates a feeling of ‘community So if you're a fsbee ‘enthusiast you could travel to any part ofthe word and stil find yourself among fiends” (0 Pinta Fina ut as much spin in your throws as possible, Your arm flick and wrist speed decides the amount of spin on your disc and the more the spin, the more stable and fast your throws willbe. Practise adding more wrist snap to your throws. This will allow you to release your dise ‘wth minimal arm motion, making it harder for the ‘marker to intercept your throws Bending dovn and aiming up while releasing with that extra bit of spin wil help you confuse the marker and make the dse fly far above him, ‘making the throw literally tunblockable, ‘Quick release throws and high throws are very similar in technique, basically because you eannot wind up for high felease throws, These allow you to throw over the mark tnd are often unblockable because they are released so far Forward, Decenber200 FFMINE 77HOW TO BECOME A WRESTLER ‘WWE IS RECRUITING IN INDIA. SO WE CAUGHT TWO-TIME WWE WORLD CHAMPION SHEAMUS IN A CHOKE HOLD AND FORCED HIM TO SPILL THE BEANS. 90 FIRE Decerer 2001 WG Prminds + feria FeLOVE THE SPORT Sheamus' rood t championship glory began almost two decades back, but the wrestler admits that the passion to make it*big’ in the WWE began much earlier when The was just a kid, “It was in the eatly 80s that Sky Sports. Drought the WWE to Ireland. 1 ‘was Just five years old when I watched my first show and f was hooked from day’ one. knew from that moment that one day [vl bring the WWE Championship belt to START SMALE, Laughs Shearnus“I was quite ppuny and small as a kid and used to get bullied lot because of my size. Ifyou guys had met me back then, the last thing you would have expected me to owas take up wrestling” BULK UP. So what led to this ginormous transformation? "Well, Gaelic football for one 1s one ofthe toughest competitive sports in the world and is as rough as rugby. You need much more than physical fitness to compete and survive in this sport, Then I fess the good ol” genes kicked fevindacom How To BECOME A WWE SUPERSTAR ria) FARRELLY ae) Canes Rrra tae Sateen Cty TMT UTy Pecan a 4 Riese ae in. My Pa used to be an amatuer Jody builder. He took me to the symone day and handed maya pair of dumbels ‘GOTO SCHOOL While he di get. diploma'in Marketing from the National College of Ireland and worked for sn IM technician, 9 to 5 joh wasn't exactly Sheamus top priority. His dream took him to the United States where he leamt the craft in the Monster Factory School of Wrestling in New Jersey and even sustained 2 severe neck injury in one of his first bouts, BUILD.A PORTFOLIO. How difficult ist for a foreigner to make i big in the industry? Says Sheamus, “It was extremely hard. The competition was tough, but then so am 1 After finishing the course, I went hk to feland and worked for Irish Whip Wrestling’ lar independent lish professional vrrestling promotion). [won every championship gold the industry had to offer and then took off for England" The British ‘wrestling cireut soon made him, & household ame and it vas there that he added the Finishing touches to his “Sheamus - the Celtic Warrior" persona. (G finda» fringe GOAFTER THE BIG DOGS Soom after signing his contrac the went after the biggest doin ‘the yard, His vicious attack took HIE out of action for nearly three months, Ifyou want to ‘male it big in the WWE, you have tobe aggressive and make the most of every little opportunity ‘you get. I dint come so far to walt in the ranks for my ‘opportunities, Taking him out sma the bosses take notice and ‘got me in the championship hunt? BECOME THE CHAMPION (On beating Cena and winning the heavyweight championship — “He's very strong and is an extremely tough competitor The fella just refses to stay down and keeps coming at you. Then the fans get behind him and he starts feeding off their energy It was one of the toughest matches of my DON'T CARE ABOUT GETTING BOOED Explains Sheamus,Tnever got {nto the business to please fans an in it for myself While others play to the fans, Ihave my own, goals. Winning the WWE Heavyweight Championship. 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