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frenonsy Tealior English Fanong Ualion Englioh One clay | gonna to Mallia: to @ big hotel, in the moming | go down to eat a breakfast. | tell the waitress that | want wo pieces of toast , she brings me only one piece. | tell her “I wanna two pieces’. She say "Go to the toilet". |say “you don't understand, | wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: "you better nat piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Ido not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitchit Later | go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but ne fork, | tell her "| wanna a fock.” and she tella me ."everyone wanna fuck." Iellci her," you don't understand me... wanna fork on the table.” She say, "You better nol fuck on the table you sonnawabitch.” $01 go back te my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. call tne monager and tell him "Il wanna a sheet.” he tell me to go the toilet. | say "you don't understand | wanna a sheet on my bed.” He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch.” | ge to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and | say." Piss on you 100, you sonnawabicth."| gonna back to Haly!

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