Oh come on...the original 81 rider with oak veneered smackeroonles...! I have exceptional tits and I'm a multi-orgasmic squirter. Dirty old woman!! Because | have the best breasts of them all and an equally fantastic sense of humor. :) And | also like football. Because I'm mental. And | love football. And sex. And | have a large chest Because | live in aberdeen and want a man from outwith. | like an adventure and you do too!! And because Scottish girls do it better! Because I'm me and you love me. I shouldn't be on a list. | am the ONE. Incidently, | lied about the football. AND the cheese. Er, because | am awesome and a QPR supporter since birth, just that fact should seal the deal. Mind you, | hate football so will just leave you to it and go shopping/gardening/read a book/make a mess instead Emm, | would like to get married while mother's out of the country because | want to annoy the bitch. Don't think | need explain darling, you know all the reasons why ;P