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Koi achchha english sentence bolo 1


Hath thak chhuke hai.. 2
Pehle se shadi hogi 3
You are handsome 4
Ye msg bhi forward kiya hai 5
RAJNKANTH 6
RAJNKANTH 7
Be smart 9
Different channels 10
U want kiss na.. 11
Ek teacher ki posting 12
Stop getting involved 13
Both will hurt.. 14
Abcdefg 15
Manhoos naari 16
Abcdefg 17
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Fokat ki dadagiri 18
Barat jane wali hai 19
Chhodana mat 20
Thought to remember 21
am still angry 22
Wapas bhej de 23
Brand badal le 24
Shayari 25
Angry 26
Shadi kar leni chahie 27
Tujhe kya matlab 28
Mera BP bad gaya 29
don't like this 30
Why? 31
Nahi hai kya? 32
Bechari aaj gujar gai 33
Keep Smiling 34
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Aage mammi ki marzi 35
Kabhi alvida na kahna 36
True friends 37
Shhadi k bad 38
Kutta tha kya? 39
Kya dekhoge? 40
Aaj ka vichar 41
Message without moral 42
Paani pilane se pahle ubal le 43
Quote: abdul kalam 44
Main akalmand hoo 45
Honhar and nalayak beta 46
Baris ka kuch pata nahi 47
Machchar 48
Pagal to pagal 49
Jo 50
Wife day 51
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Friendship 52
Friendship 53
Friendship 54
Baris ka pata nahi 55
Thought 56
Marij and Doctor 57
Shanti k sath 58
How many marks? 59
Sache dost 60
Mantra ka jaap 61
Facebook 62
Machchhar 63
Friendship 64
Dosti 65
Memories 66
Mobile kuchal dunga 67
Good night wish 68
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Shhadi and lottery 69
Message send bhi hota hai 70
Khansi ka kadha 71
Aj kal mai free hu 72
Handful of rice 73
Dal badlu 74
Beautiful lines 75
Brain 76
Law of exam 77
Wish and pray 78
Khelta hai raina 79
Microsoft buys skype 80
Shayar ki baat 81
Kya karu? 82
A lovely thought 83
Gopal nade wala 84
Afraid of losing 85
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What is sms? 86
Toss a coin 87
Aap ki muskan 88
Nice line on life 89
True relations 90
No and Yes 91
Kabutar uda 92
Baadshah se barabari 93
4 baate jo sath nahi chhodegi 94
Kidney failed 95
Thoughts 96
Swimming champion 97
Facebook 98
Oh shit 99
Kiss 100
Facebook 101
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Koi achchha engIish sentence boIo
Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k
Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
shall Never Die b4 My death.. ;-)
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Hath thak chhuke hai..
Ladka: Mai aapse aapki beti ka haath mangne aaya hu.
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Ladki ka baap: Kyu?
.
Ladka:Qki ab mere haath thak chuke H msg kar kar ke..
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PehIe se shadi hogi
Gal-SantaJi Mere 2 Lov.ers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi aur 2sra Khushnasib hoga.:p:D
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You are handsome
GRL to another girl: "You are beautiful..''
Other girl:
"Thank u, u r beautiful too.."
BOY to another boy:
"u r handsm.."
Other boy:
"Saale GAY":-D.
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Ye msg bhi forward kiya hai
My Hands Never Pain When Typing Msgs 4U,
Coz..
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Always Send Forwarded Msges
Ha Ha Ha
Hash Mat..
Ye Msg Bhi Forward Kiya Hai..
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RAJNIKANTH
Rajni, Rajni ..
Yes Papa ..
Eating D0sa .. ?
...
N0 Papa ..
Telling Lie .. ?
N0 Papa ..
0pen y0ur m0uth ..
Yanna Rascalla !!
Mind it! ;)
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RAJNIKANTH
When RAJNKANTH was a student..
Teachers used to bunk classes!!!
++++++++++++++
Amma: Beta RAJN,apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha!
he
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RAJNKANTH -Yanna raskala ,ruko amma, Suraj theek kar ke ata!
hu.
++++++++++++++++
RAJNKANTH started a college,all students were confused while!
taking
admission because..........
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Name of the colllege was:
"RAJNKANTH`S MEDCAL COLLEGE OF ENGNEERNG FOR
COMMERECE AND ARTS!!!
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Be smart
f U Want Success n Life, Be Sweet As Honey, Be Fresh As
Rose,Be Soft As Tissue, Be Strong As Rock,Be Sure As
Death,And....Be Smart As Me.
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Different channeIs
u r many kilometers away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move
thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
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U want kiss na..
Gal demand for ice cream.. boy purchased it..
gal: thank u
boy: only thank u
gal: u wnt kiss na??
boy: chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de... ;-)
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Ek teacher ki posting
Adivasi area me ek teacher ki posting hoti hai.
To unka pehla question students ke liye-
Pehle wale teacher kaise the.
Students- Swadisht the..
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Stop getting invoIved
A message we could all use ;)
Dear Heart,
Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump
blood, that's it..!!
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Both wiII hurt..
Never keep distance with a person who Likes u so much..
Never get close to a person who doesnt like u..
Both will hurt u a lot..
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Abcdefg
Abcdefg s Define As
--A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
t's Reverse Version..
--Girl Forgets Everything Done and Choose new Boy Again
B-)
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Manhoos naari
Girl:-Kon Ho Tum
Boy:-Hasrat Tumhari
Girl:-dekhte Ho Kya
Boy:-Surat Tumhari
Girl:-Karte Ho Kya
Boy:-Poja Tumhari
Girl:-Kafir Ho Kya
Boy:-Aisa He Sahi
Girl:-Chahte Ho Kya
Boy:-Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl:-Pachtao Ge
Boy:-Qismat Humari
Girl:-Married Hoon Main.
Boy:-Pehle Bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARi..
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Abcdefg
A B C D E F G..
Usme se nikle Gandhi G.
Gandhi G ne Mara Khargosh.
Usme se nikle Subhash Chandra Bosh..
Subhash Chandra Bosh ne Foda Anda.
Usme se nikla Tiranga Jhanda..
Tiranga Jhanda ude Aakash.
Usme se nikla Jai Prakash..
Jaiprakash ne kia Bhalai..
Usme se nikle JANTA Bhai...
GUD MRNG
HV A NCE DAY
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Fokat ki dadagiri
5 panchi ped ki dali par bethe the.
Shikari ne 1ko mar diya or 3ud gye...
pr 1panchi betha rha.
Q?
Bas AAPKE jaise
"FOKAT K DADAGR".
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Barat jane waIi hai
Besharmo
Tumhe Jaan K Khushi Hogi
Aaj Mere Pados Me Shaadi H
Aa K Paise Lut Lo Aur Recharge Karwa K Msg Bhejo
Jaldi Kro, Barat Jane Wali H
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Chhodana mat
1st Bacha- Mere Papa Bahut Darrpok Hai
2nd- Kaise
1st- Hum Jab B Road Cross Karte Hai To Meri Ungli Pakad Lete
Hai Aur Kehte Hai
Chorna Mat
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Thought to remember
Good Thought to remember:
"t is surprising that we want everything....
Permanent for a temporary life.."
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I am stiII angry
1 best thing in life is wen sum1 special gets angry with u & say,
'll never talk2u
still the person comes back 2u just to inform
m still angry :)
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Wapas bhej de
Beti: Papa mere mobile me kisine
" Love u"
Ka msg bheja hai
Dad: Aisa msg
kabhi receive nhi karna chahiye
Jiska hai use wapas bhej de!! :D
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Brand badaI Ie
A Boy Went To Doctor Wid nfection on His face,
After Checking,
Doctor Said:
>Girlfrnd Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Badle,
>Tumhe Lakme Se Alergy Hai..
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Shayari
Hotho pe
"MUSKAN" hi kafi
Hai,
Dil me ek ARMAN
Hi kafi hai.
Kuch nahi
Chahiye jindagi
Se,
Aap "YAAD"
Karte rahe ye
Eshaan hi kafi hai..
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Angry
"Anybody can become angry-that is easy, but to be angry with the
right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the
right purpose, and in the right way- that is not within everybody's
power and is not easy." quote by Aristotle.
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Shadi kar Ieni chahie
Girlfriend - Ab hume shaadi kar leni Chaiye
Boyfriend- Wo to thik hay lekin humse Shaadi Karega Kaun.
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Tujhe kya matIab
1baar GOLU paise jama krne Bank gya
Oficr-Ye note fata h dusra do
GOLU-Mai apne A/c me jama kr rha hu,fata karu ya Nya
Tuje kya matlab ....?
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Mera BP bad gaya
Bill Dekh Kar Marij Bhadak K Bola- Dr Sahab Apne Aisa Bill Banaya
Hai Ki Mera Blood Pressure Badh Gaya Hai
Dr- Uska Bhi laj Hai, 500/Rs Lagenge
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I don't Iike this
AT2d of gals:
Wen a boy sends dirT sms.
She laughs for 10 mnts,frwd dat to her frnds
& then rply to the boy "i dont like dat kind of msgs" ok.?
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Why?
Height Of BACK ANSWERNG
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation??? :)
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Nahi hai kya?
MONU"Ne BuS Me
Ladki Ko Chhed
Diya
Ladki GuSSe
Me-"Tere"Ghar Me
Maa Behen Nahi
Hai Kya.?
MONU-Kya Pata?
Mai To Subah Se
Hi Ghar Se Bahar Hu.
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Bechari aaj gujar gai
Santa Balbir k sath gilli danda khel raha tha. Tabhi udhar se kuch
log ek Janaja lekr ja rahe the. Santa khelna band kar hath jod liye
aur sir jhuka ke prarthna krne laga..
Balbir- Wah yar! kya sanskr hain tere. Bade dayalu ho.
Santa- Ha yar. 25 sal ho gaye the hamari shadi ko. Bechari aj gujar
..
*#&!-
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Keep SmiIing
'Little' is what i talk to u. 'Lot' is what i like abt u. 'Success' is what i
wish 4 u. 'SMLE' s wat i expect frm u .always keep smiling..
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Aage mammi ki marzi
Teacher-Pappu What is ur surname?
Stdt-Pehle to hum VERMA the,fir SHARMA hue,
Uske baad hue SUNAAR,
fir hue LOHAAR,
Abhi to h DARZ,
Aage Mummy ki MARZ.
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Kabhi aIvida na kahna
Apni Dosti
"Jane Tu Ya Jane Na"
Bt t is
"Kismat Konection"
Which hav
"Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam"
& makes Our life
"Jannat"
So
Plz
"Kabhi Alvida Na kahna"...
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True friends
Sum Frnds R lyk smell of Cigarets vich stay in Fingertips 4 short
time,
Bt True Frnds R lyk Nicotines in Cigaretes vich stay in Heart till
Death..
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Shhadi k bad
Wish U a Vry Happy Married Life
Aise Kya Ghur Rahe Ho
Phone Mera
Paise Mere
Msg Mera
To Marzi B Meri
Jo Chahe Bheju
Ap Shadi K Baad Padh Lena
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Kutta tha kya?
GOLU Ko chana khata dekh MOLU Bola-Tu pichle janam me
Ghoda tha kya..
GOLU-Tu kya kha rha Hy
MOLU-Biscuit
GOLU-Tu pichle janam me Kutta Tha kya..
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Kya dekhoge?
MBBS entrance exm me 1 Q
pucha gya
Q) Ladki ke behosh hone pr kya
dekhoge?
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.
Jinhone "PULSE" likha vo DoCTR
bn gye
.
.
baki sb Engineer
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Aaj ka vichar
Aaj ka Vichar :
Agar Logon Ko AapSe Koi Problem Hai.....
To Hamesha Yaad Rakhiye..
Ki
Yeh Unki Problem Hai,
Aapki Nahi.....!!
Enjoy life..
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Message without moraI
Boy: luv U
Tum Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Ldki Ho
Gal: Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bi Zyada Khubsurat Ladki
Khadi H
Boy Mud K Piche Dkhta H Par Waha Koi Nai Tha
Girl: Agr Tum Such Me Mujhse Pyar Krte To Kbhi Piche Na Dkhte
hate u
MORAL:
Moral Woral Kuch Ni Bas Ldki Zara Tez Nikli....Par Msg Abi Baki H
mere dost
Boy: Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marzi
Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Mai Kisko Dunga
Girl: LO!! Ab M Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nh Kar Sakti
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Paani piIane se pahIe ubaI Ie
Doctor: "bachhe ko paani pilane se pehle ubaal lena chahiye"
Sardar: "wo to theek hai par ubalne se bachha mar to nahi
jayegaa......##:-D
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Quote: abduI kaIam
BY Abdul Kalam:-
"Jab bhi bhagwan se kuch mango to
DMAG nahi NASB mangna..
Kyunki maine 'DMAG WALO' ko 'NASB WALO' k yahan 'KAAM'
karte dekha hai.
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Main akaImand hoo
TEACHER: Translate into english..
"mai AKALMAND HOO".
SANTA after a long thought...
" am SLOW MNDED"
T: MA akalmand hoo.
Santa: ok. U are slow minded.
:D
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Honhar and naIayak beta
Honhaar bete aur naalayak bete mein fark-
papa- aage kya karna hai?
honhaar- bas 10th mein 97% aa jaye, to 2 saal ki tutions and den
T..fir 1 saal ki aur mehnat and M. 20 lacs+ is enuf to start with.
naalayak-
bas is bar 10th ho jaye to roadies se bike jeet ke launga...fir
splitsvilla se aapki bahu...Emotional attyachar se uska character
certificate..achi hui to theek, nahi to kahaani repeat...!
;oD ;oD ;oD
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Baris ka kuch pata nahi
Raat me saare kapde
* utaar ke soya karo* . . . Mera matlab Rassi se* . . .
Q ki Baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota Kab aa jaye.....:-P
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Machchar
Lady-Bahut MacharHo Gye H Unke Katne Se Bache Pareshan H
Koi Dawai Do
DukanWale ne Oil Ki Botal Dekr Kaha -se Laga Dena
L-Bacho Ko Ya Macharo Ko
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PagaI to pagaI
1Pagal Aadmi Ne Dosre Pagal Aadmi Ko Fone Krke Kya Pucha?
Socho
Socho..
"Abe..Tera Fone Nmbr Kya He??:p
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Jo
Jo Dete H Ladki Ko Tohfe,Wo Lgate H Unki Shadi Me Sofe
Jo Jate H Unke Piche,Wo Aate H Caro K Niche
Jo Kehte H Jaanu,Wahi Ban'te H Bachcho K MAMU..
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Wife day
Today is WFE DAY!
Always Luv Wife.
No life without wife.
Remain loyal & faithful to wife.
Keep wife happy & satisfied.
Never mind:
WHOSE WFE.:-)
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Friendship
f u break our frndship:
'll hang myself with noodles,
Cut my hand with a rubber knife, Blast my head with water pistol,
Stop smiling 'm serious
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Friendship
"when someone is so sweet to you, dont expect that they will be like
tat all the time
Because even the sweetest choclate has an expiry date.."
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Friendship
Making relation is very simple but keeping it is very difficult..f fail
anytime,give me grace marks n promot me coz dnt want2 lose u
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Baris ka pata nahi
Raat me saare kapde
* utaar ke soya karo* . . . Mera matlab Rassi se* . . .
Q ki Baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota Kab aa jaye.....:-P
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Thought
Never try to go back and repair the past which is MPOSSBLE....
But Be prepared to construct the Future which is POSSBLE.....
Gud Mrng...
Hv a Nice Day....
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Marij and Doctor
Marij to Doctor- Meri Beti Ko Aaj Kal Thik Se Sunai Nahi Deta Hai
Doctor-Are,Kal Se bukar Hy To Kal Hi Aana Chaiye Tha
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Shanti k sath
Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna
Chahta Hu.
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Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.
;)
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How many marks?
"Height of studying
f somebody asks u
'Wats ur name?'
& U reply
:
:
:
:
:
for how many marks.?':D
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Sache dost
Rahi badal jate h pr raste nai badalte,Toofan aaye fr b mausm nahi
badlate Gile shikawe bhale kitne ho Magr sache dost kabhi nai
badlate.
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Mantra ka jaap
s Mantra Ko jeetni Baar Bologe Utne Dhan Ki Prapti Hoti Hai.
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"Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Baba"
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Facebook
Malkin-Tu 3din kaam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali-Maine toh Facebook pe update kia tha,
"Mai Gaon Ja Rhi Hu"
Aapke pati ne comment bhi kiya tha.."miss u."
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Machchhar
Lady-Bahut MacharHo Gye H Unke Katne Se Bache Pareshan H
Koi Dawai Do
DukanWale ne Oil Ki Botal Dekr Kaha -se Laga Dena
L-Bacho Ko Ya Macharo Ko
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Friendship
like 3 friends:
1 is SUN
2 is MOON
3 is U
Sun for the "Day TME"
Moon for the night time.
&
U for the
"LFETME FREND".
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Dosti
Koi door hai to koi pass hai,
ye waqt-waqt ki baat hai.
Hum-tum door hain to kya hua,
Apni Dosti ki yaaden tho hamesha apne sath hai.
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Memories
During schools
Smtime it ws bettr 2bunk d class & do some masti with friendz...
coz 2day when v luk back,
Marks nevr make us laugh but d memories do..!
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Satish Raj Pathak
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MobiIe kuchaI dunga
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Hat jao is bade paTThar se apka mobile,
kuchal Dunga
Msg karte Nahi to mobile ka kya kroge
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Good night wish
Evry Ni8 same wishes?Lets b diff now.
Snakes Dance around u
Don.keys k!s u
Devils hugs u
Dogs bite u
Wish u a Geographic n8 & Cockroachy dreams.:p
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Shhadi and Iottery
Patni-Mera Manna Hai Shaadi Ek Lottery Hai,
Pati-Mai Aisa Nai Manta,
Patni-Kyu,?
Pati-Q K Lotery Me Dobara Kismat Azmane Ka Mauka Jo Milta Hai..
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Message send bhi hota hai
Ye jo haath me 4 inch ka dabba pakad rakha hai,
Sirf message receive karne ke liye nahi hai....
s se message send bhi hote hai.
Try karke dekho
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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Khansi ka kadha
Vaidh to Marij- Maine tumhe kal khasi ke liye jo kadha diya tha kya
tumne piya
Marij-Maine chakh ke dekha phir socha is se to khasi bhali.
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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72
Aj kaI mai free hu
Kisi Ne Kaha H
1 Akalmand Se Kuchh Der Baat Karna 1 Mahine Tak Kitab Padhne
Se Behtar He
Aaj Kal Mai Free Hu..
Aap Jab Chahe Baat Kar Sakte Ho
by
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73
HandfuI of rice
'T S GREATEST TO GVE A HANDFUL OF RCE WTH LOVE &
HONESTY THAN TO GVE THOUSAND DOLLARS WTH DESRE
FOR NAME & FAME'
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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74
DaI badIu
Dall badlu Shayari.... Kudi SKODA ch beh k kendi skoda vala mera
yaar aa..
Duje din AUD ch beh k kehndi sali skoda v koi car aa!
by
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75
BeautifuI Iines
Beautiful LNES:
''Missing someone when u r alone is not affection..''
BUT..
''Thinking of sum1 even when u r busy is called real Connection...
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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76
Brain
Brain is such a
wondrful &
imprtant
useful gift givn
2humans
by god which works 24hr 365days
4rm your birth til..
.
.
.
.
u fall in
LOVE!! :-)
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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77
Law of exam
The Law says:- "f u can't convince them then at least confuse
them". Do you know which law it is? Dis is "law of Answering in
exams."
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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78
Wish and pray
As rain cover the sun
Truth cover the lie
Angel cover da evil
Flower cover the garden
wish & pray tht hapiness cover all the worry of ur life.
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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79
KheIta hai raina
Chennai super king se Khelta Hai
Raina..
Wah Wah
Chennai Ki team Me Khelta Hai
Raina..
Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se
Aab Kya Kehna..;-)
Submitted by
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80
Microsoft buys skype
Santa read in the newspaper:
"Micrsoft buys Skype for 8.5 bilion"
He shook his head & said:
diots, they could have downloaded it for free ! ;)
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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81
Shayar ki baat
Ek Shayar Ne Bahut Achhi Baat Kahi hai..
Dushmano Se Pyaar Hota Jayega..
.
Bas...
.
Dosto Ko Aajmaate Jayiye..
by
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82
Kya karu?
Shadi k 2sre din beti ma se-"aj meri unse bahut ladai ho gyi
Ma-shadi k bad jhagde 2 hote rhte h
Beti-vo to thik h pr ye to btao ab"LAASH" ka ky kru....
by
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83
A IoveIy thought
A lovely thought::-
"Being happy dosen't mean evrything is perfect...
t just means that u have decided 2 see evrything beyond d
imperfections..
by
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84
GopaI nade waIa
Height of TV Ad
Villain try2rape a Gal Bt ladki ki salwar ka Nada nai khol paya
Voice 4m BG
Apki ma behen ki izzat ka rakhwala
GOPAL NAADE WALA
by
Satish Raj Pathak
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85
Afraid of Iosing
' hve alwz been afraid of losing ppl whom i lyk so much bt
sumtimes i keep asking myself tht is der any1 who wil b afraid of
losing me to evr..
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86
What is sms?
What is sms?
1 Raasta hai dil ki baat batane ka,
1 Zariya h apni yaad dilane ka,
1 Saathi h gum ko bhulane ka,
Or
1 Tarika h dosti nibhane ka.
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87
Toss a coin
When u face choices in life just toss a coin.
Not coz it settles d question,
but while d coin is in d air..
U'll know what ur heart is hoping for...
by
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88
Aap ki muskan
Aap ki muskan kabhi hoto se na chute,
Kaynat me aap se koi kbhi na ruthe mehrban ho khuda aap par itna
ki
Aasman k tare bhi aap ki marzi se tute!
Satish Raj Pathak
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89
Nice Iine on Iife
Very nice line to understand life.
Ek kabristan k bahar board par likha tha.
.
"Manzil to meri yahi tak thi,bas zindagi guzar gayi yahan tak aate
aate.
Satish Raj Pathak
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90
True reIations
True Relations Have The Most Unique Character like SALT.
Their presence is nevr remembered
But Their absence makes all the things tasteless.. :)
Satish Raj Pathak
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91
No and Yes
NO & YES r short words which need a long thought
Most of the things we miss in our life r due2saying NO too SOON or
YES too LATE
So think abt it
Satish Raj Pathak
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92
Kabutar uda
Ek Kabutar tna Uda, tna Uda,
tna Uda,
tna Uda,
Bahut Uda,
Bahut Upar Uda,
tna Uda,
Choro Ab Nahi Dikh Raha,
KAL DOOSRA UDAYENGE
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93
Baadshah se barabari
Ajnabi Galiyo Se Guzra Na Karo
Dard-e-Dil Liya Aur Diya Na Karo
'BACHCHE' Ho Aabhi SMS Ke Khel Me
Baraabari 'BAADSHAHO' Se Kiya Na Karo
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94
4 baate jo sath nahi chhodegi
Zindagi Me 4 Baate Jo AAPKA Saath
Kabhi Nahi Chhodegi..
1.Dilki Dhadkan
2.Parchhayi
3.Khushiya
Aur
4.Ek Usse Rishta
Jiska Aap MSG Padh Rahe Ho
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95
Kidney faiIed
Doctor to Santa: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai.
Santa pehle to bahut roya. Fir aansu ponchte huye bola
.
.
.
.
Kitne number se? ;)
Satish
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96
Thoughts
Troubles are a part of life!
f U dont share them with the people who love U and care for U, U
take away a chance from them to love U more!
Satish
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97
Swimming champion
Hum Saath Marne Ka Soch Kar Dariya me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne bataya..
.
.
.
Beta teri wali
to swiming champion thi.
Satish
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98
Facebook
Malkin-Tu 3din kam pe nhi aayi.
Kamwali-Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha
"Mai Gaon Ja Rhi Hu"
Apke pati ne commnt b kia tha: "Miss u...
Satish
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99
Oh shit
Height of "ohh shit :O."
A boy throws a luv letter to a gal bt it falls on her brother.. :O
and her brother agrees:p:D;)
Satish
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100
Kiss
Boy while "Ki$$ing his Gf-
Thanx baby,apna chewingGum mujhe dene k liye.
Girl: Chewing gum nahi hai my luv,
'm suffering from cough.!! ;-)
Satish
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101
Facebook
used facebook for a few days and got
addicted to it..
But am studying since was 4..
..
why the hell am not getting addicted to it :P
Satish
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