'Absent From School' Notes

Some excuses received by high school attendance offices in notes from parents. o Dear school: Pleas exkuse John for being absent on January 28,29,30,31,32 and 33. o Chris have an acre in his side. o Mary could not come to school because she was bother by very close veins. o John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. o I kape Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she wear. o John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. o Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor. o My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him. o Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over. o Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip. o Please excuse Joyce from jim today. She is administrating. o Please excuse Joey Friday, he had loose vowels. o Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt in the growing part. o My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines. o Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. o Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour trout. o Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday because he had the fuel. o Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. o Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a lowgrade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night. o Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. o Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. o Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized.

o The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated. o Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the shits.