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Cast of Characters
Katie Ribant:
Narrator
Brigit Carmody:
Stage Manager
Ayu Lockos:
Liz Drollinger:
Grizabella- Cats
Daisy Hudspeth:
Kyra McArthur:
Garrett Bell:
Cinderellas (Nellies)
Prince- Into the Woods/Frank
Butler- Annie Get Your Gun
Max Farver:
Spencer Milford:
Sean Kaelble:
Charlie Sears:
Abigail Oldham:
Hannah Lieb:
Katy Nappier:
Sarah Addison:
Kelsey Young:
Bridget Voda:
Duncan Kinzie:
Helen George:
2.
ACT I
Scene 1
NARRATOR: "Good evening everyone and welcome to our
shows opening night here on Broadway. Im the
producer/director/ playwright/pretty-much-everything
for this show. This will be like nothing youve ever
seen before. Weve got an all-star cast who is ready
to-"
(Stage Manager urgently rushes out
onstage over to NARRATOR and whispers
something to her)
NARRATOR: "Ladies and Gentleman, it seems like we are
having some slight technical issues, but uh, if you
could just please remain in your seats Im sure well
be able to start the show here momentarily. But in the
meantime, I suppose I could give you a little
background on the show youre about to see. Have you
ever wondered what happens to a show after its run ends
on Broadway? Im sure some of you may have thought that
the magic ends there. Well, Ill let you in on a little
secret. The characters from your favorite Broadway
shows? When their show comes to a close on Broadway,
they are "deported", so to speak. To a place that we in
show business call, "Misfit Island". So all of these
characters live on the island until their show gets
chosen to be revived again back on the big stage. Now
once a year, a big shot casting director from New York
City travels to the island and holds auditions in order
to pick which show theyll bring back. This past year I
was lucky enough to visit the island and be a part of
the selection process. And Ill tell ya, it was sure
not what I expected-"
(Stage Manager comes out from behind
curtain again. Flustered nonverbal
communication between Stage Manager and
NARRATOR. Stage Manager notions to the
NARRATOR to stay put and keep stalling
and runs backstage).
NARRATOR: "Just a few more minutes, ladies and
gentleman, Im sure. But, where was I? Oh yes, my trip
to the Island. At the time I was the assistant to the
executive casting director who holds the auditions for
the characters. Well, my boss sent me down there ahead
of him, so I could scout out the characters first and
get them ready for the auditions. It was my big break
as a director, a chance to prove I was serious about
this business. But, you dont want to hear about me or
my career. Im sure youre just interested in hearing
what show we ended up choosing. Now thats an even more
interesting story..."
(Cut Spotlight. NARRATOR exits. Curtain
opens. Scene: Island of Misfits.)
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[ALL]
From all the cryin you would think this place would
sink! Ohhhh!!!!!!! Empty belly life! Rotten smelly
life! Full of sorrow life! No tomorrow life!
[MOLLY]
Tonys we never see
[ANNIE]
Tonys, whats that? Whos he?
[ALL]
No one cares for you a bit
When youre a MI-IS-FIT
[ALL]
Its the hard-knock life!
(NARRATOR applauds)
NARRATOR: "Wow, they werent kidding when they said
"Misfit" Island..."
MISFIT 1: "Ahemm.. And who are you?"
NARRATOR: "Oh excuse me, Im the casting
directors assistant. He sent me down here a few
days early to prep you all for the auditions. And
it looks like youre going to need a lot of work.
Dont worry, Ill be holding an audition workshop
tomorrow for all the ladies. Now do you think one
of you could possibly show me to my, ummm, hut?"
(All look at each other irritated by her
condescending tone. None volunteer
eagerly but the group acquiesces and
escorts her offstage in the direction of
the village)
(Young Cosette stays onstage and is
playing with a bucket and shovel in the
sand. Grizabella is watching secretly
from behind).
2. Castle on a Cloud (1:33)
YOUNG COSETTE
There is a castle on a cloud, I like to go there in my
sleep, Arent any floors for me to sweep, Not in my
castle on a cloud.
There is a room thats full of toys, There are a
hundred boys and girls, Nobody shouts or talks too
loud, Not in my castle on a cloud.
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[ALL] (contd)
There is a lady all in white, Holds me and sings a
lullaby, Shes nice to see and shes soft to touch, She
says "Cosette, I love you very much."
I know a place where no ones lost, I know a place
where no one cries, Crying at all is not allowed, Not
in my castle on a cloud.
(YOUNG COSETTE exits)
GRIZABELLA- "OH, to be young and beautiful..."
3. Memory (3:43)
Midnight Not a sound from the pavement Has the
moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the
lamplight The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan
Memory All alone in the moonlight I can smile at
the old days I was beautiful then I remember the
time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live
again
Every streetlamp Seems to beat a fatalistic
warning Someone mutters And the streetlamp gutters
And soon it will be morning
Daylight I must wait for the sunrise I must think
of a new life And I mustnt give in When the dawn
comes Tonight will be a memory too And a new day
will begin
Burnt out ends of smoky days The stale cold smell
of morning The streetlamp dies, another night is
over Another day is dawning
Touch me Its so easy to leave me All alone with
the memory Of my days in the sun If you touch me
Youll understand what happiness is
Look A new day has begun
(GRIZABELLA exits)
(NELLIE and NURSE enter)
NURSE: "Im telling you, Nellie, if a prince were
pursuing me, I wouldnt be trying to run from him!"
NELLIE:"I know. And I do like him, but Ive also heard
he has a reputation, and I dont want to be just
another dame he woos."
(MORE)
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[ALL] (contd)
NURSE:"Well what are you going to do?"
4. Im Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My HairSouth Pacific (2:57)
Nellie: Im gonna wash that man right outta my
hair, Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair,
Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair, And
send him on his way.
Im gonna wave that man right outta my arms,
Nellie and Girls: Im gonna wave that man right
outta my arms, Im gonna wave that man right outta
my arms, And send him on his way.
Dont try to patch it up
Girls: Tear it up, tear it up!
Nellie: Wash him out, dry him out,
Girls: Push him out, fly him out,
Nellie: Cancel him and let him go!
Girls: Yea, sister!
Nellie: Im gonna wash that man right outta my
hair, Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair,
Im gonna wash that man right outta my hair, And
send him on his way.
If a man dont understand you, If you fly on
separate beams, Waste no time, make a change, Ride
that man right off your range. Rub him out of the
roll call And drum him out of your dreams.
Girls: Oho! If you laugh at different comics, If
you root for different teams, Waste no time, weep
no more, Show him what the door is for. Rub him
out of the roll call And drum him out of your
dreams.
Nellie: You cant light a fire when the woods are
wet,
Girls: No!
Nellie: You cant make a butterfly strong,
Girls: Hmm, hmm!
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[FIONAS PRINCE]
High in her tower, She sits by the hour, Maintaining
her hair. Blithe and becoming and frequently humming A
lighthearted air: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahAgony! Far more painful than yours, When you know she
would go with you If there only were doors.
[BOTH]
Agony! Oh, the torture they teach!
[FIONAS PRINCE]
Whats as intriguing[NELLIES PRINCE]
Or half so fatiguing[BOTH]
As whats out of reach?
[NELLIES PRINCE]
Am I not sensitive, Clever, Well-mannered, Considerate,
Passionate, Charming, As kind as Im handsome And heir
to a throne?
[FIONAS PRINCE]
You are everything maidens could wish for!
[NELLIES PRINCE]
Then why no-?
[FIONAS PRINCE]
Do I know?
[NELLIES PRINCE]
The girl must be mad!
[FIONAS PRINCE]
You know nothing of madness Till youre climbing her
hair And you see her up there AS youre nearing her,
All the while hearing her: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah[BOTH]
Agony!
[NELLIES PRINCE]
Misery!
[FIONAS PRINCE]
Woe!
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[BOTH]
Though its different for each.
[NELLIES PRINCE]
Always ten steps behind[FIONAS PRINCE]
Always ten feet below[BOTH]
And shes just out of reach. Agony That can cut like a
knife!
I must have her to wife.
(NELLIES PRINCE and FIONAS PRINCE
exit)
(Enter NARRATOR with GIRLS ENSEMBLE)
NARRATOR: "Alright ladies. Now for auditions tomorrow,
the director is expecting nothing but the best. Youll
want to give it your best, perform at your best, but
most importantly, dress your best."
MISFIT 2: "Dress our best? But these raggedy costumes
are all that we have"
NARRATOR: "Well make it work for you then. Listen..."
6. My Strongest Suit- Aida (3:40)
NARRATOR: In Theatre, one has to face much
rejection, of desired leading roles, and chorus
parts. Theres singing, acting, improv, and
dancing, and other various skills in performing
arts. Networking? Talent? I am a doubter. Manners?
Charm? Theyre no way to impress. So forget the
inner me, observe the outer. I am what I where and
how I dress.
Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth
is cooking Whether polka dotted Striped or even
checked With the some glamor guaranteeing Every
fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite
remarkable effect
(Ah) From your cradle via trousseau
(Ah) To your deathbed youre on view,
(Ah) So never compromise, accept no substitute
(Ah) I would rather wear a barrel
(Ah) Than conservative apparel
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out and gather by the pier. They look
concerned and scared, and look around to
make sure their friends are all still
there and alive.)
NARRATOR:
(rushes on after everyone else)
"Hey is everyone alright? Everyone here?"
MISFIT 3: "I think so"
Misfit 4: "Wait! Wheres Gabe?"
Narrator: "Who?"
Misfit 5: "The guy from Next to Normal. Last time I saw
him he was down at the dock"
Misfit 6: "Oh no! But during the storm, lighting hit a
palm tree and it fell on the dock and crushed it!"
MISFIT 7: "So is he... dead?"
(Hear the first two verses sung from offstage and
everyone looks around to see where the voice is
coming from. He appears on the edge of the dock
when he begins to sing the chorus)
Im Alive: Next to Normal (3:13)
I am what you want me to be And Im your worst
fear, youll find it in me Come closer Come closer
I am more than memory, I am what might be I am
mystery You know me So show me When I appear its
not so clear if Im a simple spirit or Im flesh
and blood
But Im alive, Im alive, I am so alive And I feed
on the fear thats behind your eyes And I need you
to need me, its no surprise Im alive, so alive
Im alive.
I am flame and I am fire I am destruction, decay,
and desire Ill hurt you Ill heal you Im your
wish, your dream come true And I am your darkest
nightmare too Ive shown you I own you
And though you made me, you cant change me Im
the perfect stranger who knows you too well
But Im alive, Im alive I am so alive And Ill
tell you the truth if you let me try. Youre
alive, Im alive, and Ill show you why Im alive,
so live
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NARRATOR: (contd)
9. Over the Rainbow- Wizard of Oz
Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high. Theres
a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby.
Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue. And
the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come
true. Someday Ill wish upon a star and wake up
where the clouds are far Behind me. Where troubles
melt like lemon drops, Away above the chimney
tops. Thats where youll find me. Somewhere, over
the rainbow, bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the
rainbow, Why then - oh, why cant I? If happy
little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, Why, oh,
why cant I?
(Young Cosette smiles and takes his hand and the
two skip offstage)
(Meanwhile, the NARRATOR is pacing back
and forth talking on cellphone)
NARRATOR:"Hello? Hello? Look my connections not that
good. There was a terrible storm tonight and the place
is just a mess... With the dock damaged, no boats can
come through... Yeah I know auditions are supposed to
be tomorrow, but I dont think the dock will be
repaired anytime soon... Well I dont know, but theres
no way youre going to be able to get out here by
tomorrow... Well what do you want me to do, select the
show myself?... Wait, you do? But sir, I cant, I...
hello? Sir?"
(Phone Connection lost)
NARRATOR: "Pick a show myself? No, I cant, thats not
my decision thats... but this could be my big break as
a director, my one shot. But what if I blow it? What if
I pick a show and it ends up being a total train wreck,
like Spider-Man? Oh, come to your senses, youve got a
job to do. But these characters, theyre all so
talented, but more than that, theyre all good people.
How do I choose just one?"
10. Come to Your Senses- Tick Tick...BOOM! (4:26)
(NARRATOR)
Youre on the air, Im underground Signals fading,
Cant be found I finally open up For you I would do
anything But youve turned off the volume Just when
Ive begun to sing
Come to your senses Defenses are not the way to go And
you know, Or at least you knew
(MORE)
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(NARRATOR) (contd)
Everythings strange, Youve changed and I dont know
what to do To get through I dont know what to do
I have to laugh We sure put on a show Love is passe in
this day and age How can we expect it to grow?
You as the knight Me as the queen All Ive got tonight
Is static on a screen
Come to your senses The fences inside are not for real
If we feel as we did, and I do
Cant you recall When this all began It was only you
and me It was only me and you
But now the air is filled with confusion Weve replaced
care with illusion
Its cool to be cold Nothing lasts anymore Love becomes
disposable This is the shape of things We cannot ignore
Come to your senses Suspense is fine If youre just an
empty image Emanating out of a screen
Baby be real, You can feel again You dont need a music
box melody To know what I mean
Deep in my eyes, What do you see Deep in my sighs,
Listen to me
Let the music commence from inside Not only one sense,
but use all five
Come to your senses Come to your senses Come to your
senses Katie come back alive
(Curtain closes)
PENNY-Hey now, everybody, hold on here just a minute.
It has been a privilege to perform for this audience
tonight, and yes I know its intermission, and youve
all got some "business" to take care of, But here on
Broadway we do things a little differently. If you
would so kindly give our show a small donation on your
way to the restroom that would be greatly appreciated.
But if you dont? Then I hope you can hold it for
another half hour because here, its a privilege to
pee.
11. Privilege to Pee- Urinetown (1:40)
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Cellophane Mister Cellophane Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane Cause you can look right
through me Walk right by me And never know Im
there... I tell ya Cellophane Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name Mister Cellophane Cause you
can look right through me Walk right by me And
never know Im there Never even know Im there.
Hope I didnt take up too much of your time.
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And it just got a little bit better Amazing but
true Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots
of flaws But maybe itll be fine because It
brought me to you.
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