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Azhagae Azhagae Azhagin Azhagae Neeyadi Un Arugae Arugae Azhagaai Tholainthaen Naanadi..!!

Ainthae Nimidam Ainthae Nimidam Thaanadi En Aasai Nenjil Patrikkondathu Theeyadi..!! Naan Enna Ennavo Kanavugal Kandaen Ennai Unnidam Thanthida Vanthaen Vantha Vaegathil Thayakkam Kondaen..!! Nee Thoondil Kaaranai Thindridum Meenaa? Vaettaiyaalanai Vendridum Maanaa Unnai Naesitha Kaathalan Naanaa? Vaa Kaniyae.. Mukkaniyae Theeyodum Paniyae..!! Vaaraamal Nee Sendraal Ivan Thaniyae Thaniyae..!! Vaa Kaniyae.. Mukkaniyae Theeyodum Paniyae..!! Unakkaaga Urundodum Ivan Kaalam Iniyae..!! Sudachsuda Neruppena Paarthaai.. Kulirnthida Marupadi Paarthaai.. Kangal Irandum Kaathal Sollum Irunthum Nadithaai..!! Adikkadi Mullena Thaithaai.. Aayinum Pvena Pppaai.. Ithayak Kathavai Irakkam Kndu nnakkaai Thirappaai..!! Intha Kaathal nbathu Mazhalai Panrathu Athu inunga inungathaan Kavanam Pirakkum..!! Unnai Kenji Kaetkiraen nnai Knja Kaetkiraen Nee Kaetka Marukkiraai.. Thdarnthu Nadikkiraai.. Unnakkum nnakkum Naduvil Kaathal Valam Vara.. Kaniyae Mukkaniyae Theeydum Paniyae..!! Vaaraamal Nee enraal Ivan Thaniyae Thaniyae..!! Vaa Kaniyae Mukkaniyae Theeydum Paniyae..!! Unakkaaga Urunddum Ivan Kaalam Iniyae..! Palap Pala Kanavugal Irukku.. Athai Aen llanum Unakku..? Manasuvittu Paesu Neeyum.. Nanbanaa nnakku.. Paarthathum Pidithathu Unakku.. Pazhagida Thnanum nnakku.. Kaanal Neeril Meenaithaedi Alaivathu tharku..? Nee Kyil Thaeradi.. Marakkilaiyum Naanadi nnai Kadanthu Pgaiyil Nrunguthu Nenjam..

Nee Kaathal Gajiniyaa? Pagal Kanavil Bavaniyaa? Aen Thurathi Varugiraai.. Nerunga Ninaikiraai.. Unnakkum nnakkum tharku Kaathal Valam Vara.. Kaniyae Mukkaniyae Theeydum Paniyae..!! Vaaraamal Nee enraal Ivan Thaniyae Thaniyae..!! Vaa Kaniyae Mukkaniyae Theeydum Paniyae..!! Unakkaaga Urunddum Ivan Kaalam Iniyae..!

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Vantha Thottuko Thottuko Paniva Pattuko Pattuko Mudinja Ottiko Ottiko Kannal Othiko Othiko Tholal Thothiko Thothiko Thaniya Kathiko Kathiko Kadhal Oru Butterfly Pola Varum Vanthaal Athu Kannamoochi Aadi Vidum Siru Pillai Pole Pinnale Oodu Kaanamal Ponal Kannale Thedu Aemaatra Paarkum Pala Murai Enraalum Maatum Oru Murai Enge Dan Pogum Athu Varai Nee Ennai Paartha Kuthukalathil Naan Unnai Paarpen Paravasathil Mazhai Pozhiyaatho.. Nenjam Ninaiyaatho Mana Kadalukulley.. Alai Adikaatho Manathai Solla Vantha Nerathil En Nenjai Kattinal Adai Kamabathil Kulir Paarvai Vanthu Ennai Anaikaatho Antha Alaipinale Uyir Pizhaikaatho Minsaaram Maele Kai Vaithu Vitten Aanalum Kanne Virumbi Thaan Thtten Kadikaaram Ple Nam negam nben Iru Ullam erum Neram thirpaathu Ninrene Thndil Kul ikkuthe Oru Vaarthai llamal Pkuthe n Vaazhkai Unnai Thda Vanthen Naan Theenda Villai Manjal Ktai Vittu Kaal Thaandavillai Paneerai Thuvuthe Oru Paaravai Vinmeenai Thuvuthe Maru Vaarthai Intha Idaiveligal n Kuraiya Villai Un Kadai Vizhiyil n Karunai Illai Ketkaamal Unnai Naan Kaathal eithen Karum Paarai Meethu Mazhaiyaaga Peithen Penne Un Ullam nnenru lven Pala Kallai Veesi Paarthum Udaiyatha Kannadi Vantha Thttuk Thttuk Paniva Pattuk Pattuk Mudinja Ottik Ottik

Kannal Othik Othik Thlal Ththik Ththik Thaniya Kathik Kathik Vantha Thttuk Thttuk Paniva Pattuk Pattuk Mudinja Ottik Ottik Kadhal Oru Butterfly Pla Varum Vanthaal Athu Kannamchi Aadi Vidum iru Pillai Ple Pinnale Odu Kaanamal Pnal Kannale Thedu Yemaatra Paarkum Pala Murai nraalum Maatum Oru Murai nge Dan Pgum Athu Varai Vaangum Panathukkum Vaazhkkaikum Oru Sammantham Illa Patta Padippukkum Paakura Vaelaikkum Sammantham Illa Ennaiya Thaechu Mannil Poranthaalum Ottuvathilla Kannuku Munnala Nadapathu Ellam Kanavum Illa Vadaga Veetula Veesura Kaathuku Kattanam Undaa Da Irupathuthaan Pothum Enbavam Oruthan Unda Da.. Inga Aezhaiyin Siripil Iraivanathaan Paathavan Undaa.. Vaangum Panathukkum Vaazhkkaikum Oru Sammantham Illa Patta Padippukkum Paakura Vaelaikkum Sammantham Illa Annaikum Innaikum Ennaikum Intha Annanangachi Vaazhka Kanavilthaanae Nammakku Pala Aranmanaigal Irukku Thanikkum Thaaraikkum Alaiyum Oru Vaaththa Pola Vaazhkka Manasil Siraiya Virichaa Naama Parakka Mudiyumaa? Chandiranum Irukku Natchattiram Irukku nni nni Paaru Athu Velli Panam Namakku.. Olagam Yaavum nthamunnalum Aezhaingathaan.. Vaangum Panathukkum Vaazhkkaikum Oru ammantham Illa Patta Padippukkum Paakura Vaelaikkum ammantham Illa Kmmudu Pttae Pttae Naama Gujinju Valanju Pnam Knum Vizhugala Manam Kri Pchudaa Oravu Naraiya Irukku, Athu elavuthaanae Nammakku aeththu Vechcha ththu Athu Natputhaanadaa Thandavaalam Naduvae Pththa Pva Pla

gathilum irippam thanaiyil Mlaippam Aduththa Naalai Aduththa Naalai Paarkalaam Vaangum Panathukkum Vaazhkkaikum Oru ammantham Illa Patta Padippukkum Paakura Vaelaikkum ammantham Illa Vadaga Veetula Veesura Kaathuku Kattanam Undaa Da Irupathuthaan Pthum nbavam Oruthan Unda Da.. Inga Aezhaiyin iripil Iraivanathaan Paathavan Undaa.. Vaangum Panathukkum Vaazhkkaikum Oru ammantham Illa Patta Padippukkum Paakura Vaelaikkum ammantham Illa.. Kannazhaga.. Kaalazhaga.. Pon Azhaga.. Pen Aazhaga.. Engeyo Thedi Sellum Viral Azhaga? En Kaigal Koorthu Kollum Vitham Alaga? Uyire Uyire Unai Vida Ethuvum Uyiril Perithaai Illaiyadi Azhagae Azhagae Unai Vida Ethuvum Azhagil Azhagaai Illaiyadi.. Engeyo Paarkiraai.. Ennenenna Solgirai.. Ellaigal Thaandida Maayagam Seigirai.. Ullukul Paarkiren Ullathai Solgiraen.. Un Uyir Sernthida Naan Ethir Paarkiren.. Ithazhum Ithazhum Inaiyatumae Puthithaai Padigal Illai Imaigal Moodi Aruginil Vaa, Ithupoal Ethuvum Illai Unnakul Paarkava? Ullathai Ketkava? En Uyir Saernthida Oar Vazhi Sollava? Kannazhaghi.. Perazhagae.. Penazhagae.. En Azhagae.. Uyire Uyire Unai Vida Ethuvum Uyiril Perithaai Illaiyadi.. ========================= .. .. ? ?

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Nijamadi Penne Tholaivinil Unnai Nizhavinil Kandaen Nadamada Valiyadi Penne Varai Murai Illai Vathaikirai nnai Methuvaga Nee Partha Vizhigal Nee Partha Ndigal Hmm Kettalum Varumma Kekatha Varama Ithu Pthuma Ithil Avasarama Innum Vendumaa Athil Nirainthiduma Naan Partha Naal Nam Vasam Varuma Uyir Thanguma ======================

Ask Laska Amour Amour Ai Ast Ast Liebe.. Ahava Bolingo Cinta Cinta Ishq Ishq Meile.. Love Ishtam Premam Pyaaro Pyaaro Oru Kaathal Unthan Melae Asku Asku Aththanai Mozhiyilum Vaarthai Ovvondrum Koithaen Moththamaai Koarthuthaan Kaathal Sendondru Seithaen Unnidam Neetinaen Kaathalai Kaatinaen Aeno Thannaalae Un Maelae Kaathal Kondaenae!! Aetho Unnaalae En Vaazhvil Artham Kandaenae!! Ask Laska Amour Amour Ai Ast Ast Liebe.. Ahava Bolingo Cinta Cinta Ishq Ishq Meile.. Love Ishtam Premam Pyaaro Pyaaro Oru Kaathal Unthan Melae Plutovil Unnai Naan Koodaetruvaen Vinmeengal Porukki Soodaetruvaen Mukkonangal Padippaen Un Mookkin Maelae Vittam Mattam Padippaen Un Nenjin Maelae Mellidaiydu Valaikdu Naan Aagiraen.. Oh.. Platvin Maganaai Un Vaedamaa? Aaraichi Nadaththa Naan Kdamaa? Paazhum Nyil Vizhunthaai Un Kannil Kandaen.. Naalum Unnum Marunthaai n Muththam Thandaen Un Nenjil NaadiMaani Vaikka Kaathal Kaathal ndrae Kaetka Ask Laska Amur Amur Ai Ast Ast Liebe.. Ahava Bling Cinta Cinta Ishq Ishq Meile.. Lve Ishtam Premam Pyaar Pyaar Oru Kaathal Unthan Melae The Jaa V Kanavil Thee Mttinaai Raaja n Manathai Aaen Vaattinaai Kappam Kaettu Miratti Nee Veppam Kndaai Raththam Mththam Kthikka

n Pakkam Vanthaai Vennilavaaga Ithamaaga Kulirtavaa Kannaadi Nilavaai Kanksinaai Venvanna Nizhalaai Min Veesinaai Pullil Pththa Pani Nee.. Oru Kallam Illai.. Virus Illaa Kani Nee.. Un Ullam Vellai.. Nee Kllai Malli Mullai Plae Pillai Mellum llai Plae Ask Laska Amur Amur Ai Ast Ast Liebe.. Ahava Bling Cinta Cinta Ishq Ishq Meile.. Lve Ishtam Premam Pyaar Pyaar Oru Kaathal Unthan Melae ========================= .. .. .. .. !! !! .. .. ..

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THATHUVAM WISKEY'KUM , POISON'KUM YENNA DIFFERENCE? WISKEY KUDICHA NAALU PERUKKU MUNNADI NAAMA AADUVOM! POISON KUDICHA NAMAKKU MUNNADI NAALU PER AADUVANGA. Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009 MOKKAI Thathuvam irumal vanthaa irumurom, aanaa kaaichal vanthaa kaachuramaa? BY, fever vanthaalum feel panaathor sangam. Submitted by sakumar.m.s.k on 30 June 2009 Naannum romba naalaavae paarkaraen, indha thathuvam kodumai thaaangavillai. Some of the GEMs of Indraya Thathuvam Tamil SMS Jokes. Make your friend's day by sending these INDRAYA THATHUVAM SMS every morning. Can even Solomon Pappayya can think of Tamil Thathuvam like these? Ticket vaangittu ulle pona adhu cinema theatre, ulle poyi ticket vaangina adhu operation theatre Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum, ava nelal karuppa dhan irukkum Elundirichadhukku apparam Good Morning sollallaam, aaana thoonganadhukku munnaadi Good night solla mudiyuma? Vaalkaiyula onnumae illana bore adikkum, Mandaiyila onnumae illana glare adikkum Kovil maniya namma adichha satham varum, kovil mani nammala adichha ratham varum Minnal paartha kannu poyirum, paarkalena minnal poyirum Neenga evvalavu dhan periya paruppa irundhalum, ungala vachu saambar panna mudiyadhu. Tea master evvalavu dhan lighta tea pottalum, adhula irundhu velicham adikkadhu.

Indraya Thathuvam: . . . . ? . . . ? . . . . ? . ? . Idhudhan Vazhkai, kadaisiyil ondrum illai. Meenukku evalavu dhan neendha therijaalum, adhukku meen kolumbula neendha theriyuma? Ennadhan naay'kku naalu kaal irundhalum, adhala kaal mela kaal pottu ukkara mudiyuma? Yaanai mela naama ukkandhu pona 'Safari', andha yaanai namma mela ukkandhu pona 'Oppari'. Cell'lula Balance illana, Call panna mudiyadhu, Manusanukku Call illana Balance panna mudiyadhu. This is one of the best Indraya Thathuvam Naai kitta poi tiger biscuit potta, adhu ungala vittutu biscuit'a saapiturum, Aana tiger kitta poi naai biscuit potta, adhu biscuit'a vittutu ungala saapitirum. Dance master evvalavu dhan nalla dance aada therijalum, avarala avar savukku dance aada mudiyuma? Kadal mela kappal pona Jolly, Kappal mela kadal pona Gaali Oruthan evalavu dhan gunda irundhalum, avana thuppakki kulla poda mudiyaau.

Naai evaluva dhan nandri ulla praaniya irundhalum, adhala 'thank you' solla mudiyadhu. Neenga evvaluvu dhan costly cell phone vachhu irundhalum, unga cell phon'ukku neengalae call panna mudiyuma? Evvalavudhan periya VVIP'ya irundhalum, bus'ula pona mudhal seettu driver'ukku dhan. America naattu janadhipadhiyavae irundhalum, barber'ukku munnadi thala guninjhu dhan ukkaranum. Kaal evvaluvudhan vegama odunaalum, kaikkudhan prize kadaikkum Ennadhan neruppu koliya irundhalum, Muttai'a Halfboil'a podaadhu Oruthan evvalavu dhaan gunda irundhaalum, avana thuppakki kulla poda mudiyadhu Kaal enna dhaan vegama odinaalim, prize kadaipadhu kaikkudhan Calender'la enna thediyai kilicheenga'nradhu mukkiyam illa, kilicha thediyila ennatha kilicheenga dhan mukkiyam. Enna dhaan JAVA la threads irundhaalum adhu vechu lungi neyya mudiyuma? Busla nee earunalum ila unnmalae bus earunalum, ticket vangaporadhu nee thaan Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha adhu Kalai Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha adhu Kolai Neenga AirTel prepaid vachirundhalum sari, AirCel postpaid vachirundhalum sariThumumbodhu Hutch 'nnu dhan satham varum Neenga enna dhan oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Korratai Vittalum Unga Korattaya Neengalae Kaekamudiyadhu Nagaiya Kadaiyila Adagu Vacha Maarvaadi.. Manasai Ponnukita Adagu Vacha Ervaadi

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Penn Vs Exam Paper Petha Ponnukkum Exam Paperukkum Oru Ottrumai Enna Theriyuma ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Rendaiyum Katti Kudukkara Varaikum Ore Thalaivalithaan. Submitted by vignesh on 26-Sep-2009 aruvai En nanban sonna andha moondru vaarthai: amma sonna vaarthayai vida periyathu, kaathalargal sonna vaarthaiyai vida iniyathu, "machi naanum fail" Submitted by lumamini on 26-Sep-2009 College joke professor - yenda 20 naala collegukku varala? student- enga appa eppavume solluvar " oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu'nu"..... Submitted by lumamini on 25-Sep-2009

ABOUT EXAM 1ST BENCH STUDENTS: HEY D THE PAPER WAS TOUGH BUT I'LL GET 90 DA.

2ND BENCH STUDENT: MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA. 3RD BENCH STUDENT: MACHI CLEAR AGUM. 4TH BENCH STUDENT: CLEAR ANA AGUM DA. LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL: MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA.. ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS.... Submitted by SENTHIL.N on 25-Sep-2009 FUNNY TEACHER AND STUDENT TAMIL TEACHER - ADITHATHU MANI, MUDINTHATHU EN PANI STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI, JOLLY THAAN INI. Submitted by LUMAMINI on 16-Sep-2009 Timing Student Joke Tamil sir; Suryan merkae maraigiradhu: idhu ethir kalama, nigalkalama ? Last Bench student; idhu saayngalam da venne. Submitted by karthik on 13-Sep-2009 TEACHER & STUDENT Joke Teacher: ennada 5 mark vangitu sirikirey, vekkama illa? Student: naan onnumey ezhuthala athuku poai 5 mark potrikingaley, ungaluku vekkama illa? Submitted by SARAVANAN(RAMNAD) on 12-Sep-2009 Cute funny LkG boy on phone: Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan avanuku udambuku mudiala. TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu? BOY: enga Appa pesuraen. Jokes Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? Oru Maannavan : Exam Hallil Irundhu.

Submitted by kavithai on 28-Nov-2009 Lollu Students Joke A LKG any asks his friend.. Dei machan nambo teacher dum adicha cancer varum yendr sollarangalae, athu correct a? LKG boy 2 - illa da, nambo ma'am april fool panaranga, dum adicha pogai dhan varum.

Tamil Funny Joke Man1: Kadavul kitta 'enakku oru velai, pai neraya panam, pakathula naraya figuru eppothum irukkanum' endru vaendi'kittadhu thappa poiyirichu. Man2: Aen, enna aachhu? Man1: Ippam naan "ladies special" bus'la conductor'a irukkaen. Tamil Joke Man1: Un payyan unna urichu vachaa maadiriyae irukkaan pa. Man2: Naadhari, konjam meduva pesu. Adhu pakkathu veettu payyan.

Kadi Jokes

Aaarum aarum serntha enna varum? Vellam varum. Koli aen muttai podudu? Theriyuma? Theriyalana therinju koonga. Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan. Watchman eppadi tittuvaaru? Gate Out Oru poonai paadugirathu: Eli mayamaana ethir gaalam en ulathil therigiradhu. Saloon kadai kaarar'ku piditha kaai edhu? Kathiri'kai. Auto driver eppadi sirippar? Kulungi Kulungi sirippar. Man1: Enga, bus aeru'vadharkku enga nirkkanum? Man2: Nadu rotula nillunga. Funny Joke in Tamil Editor: Ennaga post cover mela kadhai eludhi anuppi irukeenga? Author: Neenga dhana sonneenga "Cover Story" vendum endru.

Tamil TitBit Jokes Nagai kadai kaararrukku piditha soap edhu? Pon Vandu. Weight'ana paravai edhu? Garudan (Garu-ton) Bun mela thanni oothina enna aagum? Panneer agum! Karumbu vyabaram eppadi irukku? Sakka'i podu podudu! Ethanai thadava thiruppi sonnalum unakku puriyavae maataengudhu. Thiruppi sonna eppadi puriyum? Nera sollunga. Tamil Good Joke Kappal'lae kavildhalum, kannathula kai vaikka koodhadhu. Aen theriyuma? Kannathula kai vaichha, neechal eppadi adikka mudiyum? Paithiyam Joke Paithiyam 1: Taj Mahal'la naan vaanga poraen Paithiyam 2: Adha naan ippam vikka poradhu illa. Silly Tamil Jokes Avar yaaralum ice vaikka mudiyadhu. Aen? Avar ice kadai vacchu irukkaru. Naai Aen kuraikudhu? Aenna adhukku kootta theriyaadhu. Mayilae Mayilae'nna iragu podadhu, aen theriyuma? Iragu poda sonna thana podum, mayilae mayilae mattum sonna poduma? Silly fellows. Enna, koli pidichadu'naala kai vendhu poyidicha? Naan pudichadhu neruppu koli aachae. Blade Tamil Jokes Thirudanukku polisukkum enna vidyasam? Thoppai!

Sigathai paarthu payapadhada miriguam edhu? Innoru Singam! ok ok, konjam over kadi dhan, irundhalum... Sothu thagaraaru dhan, aana adhukkaaga ippadiya! Aen, enna aachu? Hotel'la "family dosai" vaangi adha pirikka kooda sandai pottukaraanga. Tamil Alchohol Drinkers Joke Andha aeriyala ellorum bayangara kudikaaranga'lamae? Aaama, adhanalayae avunga aeriyala oru oorigai company aaramichu irukkangalam. Tamil Police Joke Ennai ellorum police endru nenachu bayandhukaraanga. Adhan thoppaiya koraingna'nu appavae sonnaen. Geth tamil kadi joke sms Person1:"kaludhai'kku kalyaanam panni vachom... vellamae vandhuruchu!" person2:"appuram, nelamaiyay eppidi samaalicheenga?" person1:"divorce panni vachom..... vellam vadin'chiruchu!"