Nothing can beat the LOVE of a really good woman. EXCEPT the love of a bad woman .

TWO THINGS DIFICULT TO ACHIEVE IN LIFE: 1. To PLANT ur idea i someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money in ur own pocket. -he who suceeds in the former, we cal teacher. -he who suceeds in the latter, we cal boss. -the one who suceeds in both, we call wife. -the one who fails in both, we cal husband. My name is "I" My problem is "Love" & My solution is "You!" That's why "I Love You!" Some interesting stats... 3,190,374 people are having sex right now, 2,212,130 a re kissing, and 1 poor person is reading this post. Sucks to be you! says if your name was Homework.... I'd be doing you right now! already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want? What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I ge t tired, I put the mirror down! One day you're gonna ask me whose life is more important? Yours or mine, I will say mine and you'll walk away never knowing you are my life. Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly...on a b roomstick. We're flexible that way. ?:*`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ?(-??~-~)?*`*:.? If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's one of two things: either a new girl, or a new car! Definition Of Human Being :- A creature who cuts trees makes paper and writes 'S ave Trees' on the same paper... What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;-) At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for bo at at the airport. After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recogniz e a second "the" Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty gir ls ;) I would jump in front of train for you ? as long as its not moving :D

Dear 12343228854980 Lazy people. Sincerely, You didn't even read the whole numb er did you? Being single doesn't mean your weak, It means your strong enough to wait for wh at YOU deserve I got a Rolex for my birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunder stood me when I said I wanna watch Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present' I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night ? Heart replied: because you slept i n afternoon. Don't act like you are in love all the time :P When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a b ridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance.. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair.. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage.. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Ladies first really means Go ahead. I ll stand back & watch how your ass walks.

Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana... why she loves a rose which dies in a day & Doesn't love me who dies for her eve ryday ? I am extremely good in bed. Yesterday I slept for 14 hours straight!! "You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall. Is in love with me."