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Members of the Gryphon defense salute the crowd following their victory on Nov. 3. The defense forced seven Queens turnovers en route to the astonishing overtime victory.
hands of Zach Androschuck, the CIS defensive player of the week. Androschucks interception set Guelph up at Queens 43-yard line, down by eight with just under three minutes remaining. Armed with a short-distance passing game, Lindsey and the offense drove down the field methodically until arriving at a critical second and 10. Lindsey looked to use his legs to pick up the first down, but was brought down by his facemask after a three yard run. The penalty put the Gryphons on the one-yard line, only 36 inches away from scoring. The goal line offense, operated by ...se e footba ll pag e 14
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promotes mens health. For the researched health gaps and found month of November, men are that male mental health was a conencouraged to grow moustaches cern that needed to be addressed. while raising funds and awareness The numbers are staggering: Men for prostate cancer. New to Cana- are four times more likely to comda this year is the added focus on mit suicide than women, but are mens mental health now, 40 per under-diagnosed with depression cent of funds will go to male men- and anxiety, Pete Bombaci, directal-health initiatives and 60 per tor of Movember Canada told the cent will continue to go to pros- Toronto Star. That reflects that tate-cancer programs. were not talking about it enough. ...se e mov e mbe r pag e 4 Last year, the campaign
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U of G students and staff on international and national news
Though the Democrats can breathe a sigh of relief as Barack Obama won the 2012 elections, students were not yet aware of the results earlier in the day on Nov. 6. The Ontarion wanted to know if the elections were in their plans for the evening. The Ontarion: Are you watching the American elections tonight, and why or why not? nicholas Jasons, student: Well, I would, its just that I dont have good Internet access, and I have a night class, but Im following it for sureIve also been thinking a lot about American friends that I have and some of my professors are American, and theyre really worried too about this election so its almost as if Ive taken on that interest in finding out whats going to happen. I also remember watching the last elections in 2008, so now its really interesting seeing how much has changed and how we could not have even predicted this outcome four years ago. For once, its something that everyones focusing on, but its not something mindless like reality T.V so its ., actually kind of neat to see people enthusiastic about something thats intelligent. Ziska rajapaksha, student: Its important to me that its happening, and so I probably will at least go on the Internet and check the news, and whats going on, but Ive been so into my world, I havent been keeping up. Viktor Gazo, intern for Biodiversity Institute of ontario: Im not watching it because I dont have enough information to know if it actually matters, and it feels like theres not much in it for me. I know it influences other people, I just dont see the results. rosalba Mejia, student: Im not watching it because I dont have faith in the U.S. government anyways so it doesnt really matter. Ilias ettayebi, student: Yeah, Im going to watch the American elections tonight. Ive been following since pretty much the first debate was going on, and Im interested in who wins. I go to the States quite a bit, so I want to know whats going on. Helga Paschetto, t.a. for the school of Languages and Literature: I think Im going to watch the elections because Im curious [since] the system is completely different from the system in my country, ItalyIn Italy, you vote for your president. There are so many problems now with the crisis in Europe and the United States, and I want to know if something is going to change, but I dont think so. Obama, Romney, its the same, just too many problems.
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organization, Movember & Sons, and all that stuff, said Hayman. Since its inception in 2003 in had 245,000 participants and raised Two, letting Mo Bros know that Australia, Movember has grown to $42 million more than any other you love their mo, cause it might inspire more than 1.9 million Mo country. Why are Canadians so be a little bit tough during those Bros and Mo Sistas globally. In 2011, enthusiastic about Movember? couple weeks especially for those over 854,000 participants around Part of the reason why I think Mo- who havent participated before. the world got on board, raising vember has been so successful in Three, and really most impor$125.7 million. Canada is that Canadians have a good tantly, dont just tell a guy you However, some critics feel that sense of humourthey dont tend to love his moustache, but ask him the idea of growing a moustache take themselves too seriously, said if hes had an annual health check. for a month has become con- Jesse Hayman, community manager If he hasnt, encourage him to go. ceptualized as more of a fashion of Movember Canada. Thats why Many participants are raising funds statement rather than a real pro- we can have everyone from bankers officially through their own Mo gressive movement for mens health. and lawyers growing moustaches Spaces. Joshua Tremblay, student Does asking people to do some- even though they are wearing suits and College of Biological Sciencthing as silly as grow hair trivialize to work everydayto firefighters es Student Council president, is the real, scary issues the Movem- challenging other fire houses in the captain of growing Movember movement is trying to elevate? their provincesto university stu- ber team, the University of Guelph asked Amberly McCateer of the dents across the country. Its all Mos and Beauxs. He is also inGlobe and Mail. about having fun and doing good, volved in the project on campus On the other hand, the numbers which I think is something Cana- that is silk-screening moustaches show many participants are per- dians can strongly identify with. on sweatshirts and ties bought at sonally impacted by the campaign. While many men at the Univer- Value Village. He said that on camcourTesy In Canada last year it was report- sity of Guelph have started to puses the focus should be more ed that 75 per cent of participants sprout moustaches, others have on advocacy than fundraising. Nov. 1 marked the beginning of a long month filled with all kinds of discussed their health with fam- opted not to grow the stache The big thing on a university campus moustaches. ily, friends or colleagues, 66 per due to lack of ability, grad pho- because we are such an influencent of participants had had a re- tos, or job interviews. There is tial group is to raise awareness. Whether you are going for the Tremblay. To get everyone on cent general check-up, and 48 per also the question of how women The more people who are walking Fu Manchu or the handlebar, campus to know that Movember cent carried out personal research can get involved in Movember. around with a moustache on their keep in mind that there is more isnt just about growing a mouson mens health issues during the For us, the role [of women] is sort shirt, that means they know whats to this month than giving your tache, its about raising awareness month of November. of three-fold its one, every- going on and it means they are a upper lip some extra warmth. for prostate cancer and mens menLast year, The Canadian Movember thing a Mo Bro can do, registering walking billboard for Movember. Thats the biggest thing, said tal health.
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despite its role as a vital urban park, rouge Park in Toronto is slowly getting smaller.
public transport by TTC busses and GO trains and buses. Another issue is not really ecological, Turetsky said. Its the human value and human impact. This is a park right outside the biggest city in Canada and its not easy for Torontonians to experience nature. By removing or downsizing a park like this, people lose the opportunity for experiencing the outdoors. Even as an ecologist, that seems like the biggest impact, removing a national park in such close proximity to a city. Protecting land in the arctic for example, can be very important in terms of protecting species, but if no one ever experiences it then it has less value in terms of human- often well-intentioned, have to strike a balance between what environment interaction. What does the downsizing of this benefits industry, people and the park mean in terms of the gov- environment. ernments attitude on ecological I cant pretend to know all the protection? reasons that go into policy deciWhen we hear the word pro- sions like this. Id hope that theres tected, we like to think that its some permanence to how our naset in stone, that its not just out tional parks are structured. I can of convenience, and at the drop of certainly understand minimizing a dime, at some hint of potential protected areas in some regions if it for development they wont shrink means we could make larger parks. the boundaries of the park. If this That has been a strategy because of park can be affected then whats to research that has shown that a big say other parks arent under threat park has more value than a smaller of change as well? said Turetsky. one; a park is more than the sum Turetsky says that she under- of its parts. stands government decisions The park is open with free admislike this are complex, and while sion to visitors year-round.
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Adopt-a-Bin kicks off this week
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Not many people at the University of Guelph regularly check the state of the dumpsters on campus. However, a new initiative is encouraging volunteers to do just that, and the results may be rewarding. Adopt-a-Bin is a project designed by Paul Caruso, the recycling coordinator at the Sustainability Office, and organized with the help of Erin Roberts, the compost coordinator, as well as a small group of environmentally-focused students. The initiative is unique to universities in Canada. In fact, no other university sustainability offices have organized a similar project. Its fairly innovative, said Roberts. And by innovative, we mean insane. Volunteers will be taking part in the project for two weeks, starting on Nov. 5 until Nov. 18. Caruso detailed the specific outline of the initiative. Theres approximately 130 dump- whole adoption idea. sters on campus in about 60 different The analytical aspect of the project locations, so the plan [was] to recruit will also be beneficial to the university, volunteers to adopt a set of dumpsters and to the Sustainability Office. What we get out of it is that the volat a location for two weeks, explained Caruso. During this time, the volun- unteers are looking in the dumpsters, teers will be checking the dumpsters theyre getting a volume measurement in the morning, mid-afternoon and at from the markings on the side of the midnight. The information will be gath- dumpster, and a qualitative idea of how ered into a final report that will then be many bags there are, and what kinds of studied by the group. items are in there, said Caruso. Theres no way right now to get inWe have two goals with [Adopta-Bin], said Roberts. One is the formation breaking down into ways community engagement role, so the that waste is generated, added Roberts. initiative is trying to give [volunteers] We know that, probably, the UC proa closer connection with their dump- duces more waste than Rozanski, but ster because it seems like a lot of the how much, we have no idea. So this is time, garbage is invisible. Roberts a way to gage the distribution of waste says that people are not always aware generation. of where dumpsters are located, even The initial plans for Adopt-a-Bin if they seem to be fairly present, cit- came from brainstorming Carusos ing the dumpsters at Alexander Hall did in the summer. as an example. We were struggling with trying to Once someone puts something in come up with a model to be [able to the trash, it gets sent away, and its say], Aha, this is how much waste we out of sight, out of mind, said Roberts. generate in a year! said Caruso. So I Were trying to foster some kind of con- was thinking about that, and off-camnection [with the initiative], hence the pus stuffing problems weve had, and
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students, staff and faculty came out to support the united Way and enjoy lasagna.
students are much more likely to donate their money and time when they get something tangible in return, like food. These students are unanimous in their thinking: targeting students taste buds is the best way to obtain donations. It is precisely this thinking that has made Lasagnafest such a success for the past five years. The University of Guelph, particularly Toni Pellizarri and Margaret Timmins, are greatly thanked and congratulated by the United Way for their volunteer efforts. The event was ultimately a success and next years Lasagnafest is already well on its way.
we be dumpsta diving
Students create a rap about dumpster diving in Guelph
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We all livin in a wasteful nation / yall be slaves to the date of expiration / people see me dive, they like, man hes a hooligan! / divins outta style well I just made it cool again. Eli Winterfield On Oct. 29, a trio of Guelph students, Dan Kruger, Matt Little and Eli Winterfeld, uploaded their homemade rap video about dumpster diving to YouTube. Since then, the video has become an online hit with roughly 5000 views at the time of writing. The video brings a heavy dose of humour and irony as well as a dope beat to the often misunderstood subject of dumpster diving. The video sees the trio storming through the streets and alleys of downtown Guelph, raiding dumpsters and generally being ridiculous reminding one in equal measure of NWA and Flight of the Conchords. The three friends, who lived together in the spring, were regular dumpster divers Eli especially. As Kruger recalls, when they would go diving on Monday nights, they would sometimes freestyle rap while doing it. One night Winterfeld suggested that Kruger, who is a music major and hip-hop buff, should create a beat for these rhymes. Things just snowballed from there, said Kruger. Filming began in April. David Lawless, who had experience working on other YouTube projects, was the man behind the camera. During the summer, he and Kruger put the finishing touches on the videos production. In September, they were still polishing the final edit. We just wanted to make sure [the video] would be fun to watch because it was so much fun to make, Kruger said. While its no secret that friends and family are often made uneasy when someone admits to going dumpster diving, countering that reaction was one of the goals in making this video. We thought that making an ironic or comedic portrayal of dumpster diving kind of breaks down barriers. People embrace a foreign concept easier when theres humor attached to it, said Kruger. For him, the irony comes from the fact that hip-hop is a genre where you are supposed to be really confident; it becomes ironic when youre being excessively confident about something that is generally seen as a pretty low-down activity. Kat MacGregor, who makes an appearance in the video as a woman in a babushka scorning the boys, is also a regular dumpster diver. For her, the waste generated from Western consumption habits is a strong motivator for diving. Best-before and expiry dates are not equivalent whatsoever. We toss tons and tons of food each day that could
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Three students wrote an ode to dumpster diving, one of their favourite hobbies.
be used to feed literally hundreds of people, even within Guelph, just because we think it isnt perfect, said MacGregor. While the waste of perfectly good food is the reason why dumpster diving can exist, the practice would arguably not occur were it not for the incentive for a free meal. I think people would be misunderstanding us if they thought we were saying that dumpster diving is a way you can counter waste in society. Its not the type of thing where you can call a city together to all dumpster dive and then well all be less wasteful. Thats not the way it works. But I think the philosophy behind [dumpster diving] is really what needs to be promoted, said Kruger. That philosophy can be described as a desire to reduce ones personal consumption and waste. diving is not something to be undertaken lightly there are risks involved. If you are interested trying it, MacGregor recommends that you get an experienced friend to show you the ropes. A lot of the stuff is kind of dirty, so For Kruger, the practice of dump- you have to take the time to clean it. ster diving helps draw attention to And you have to take the time to go this waste of good food; the rap, by online and make sure that if you have extension, is an accessible, creative a really good haul of something its not extension of that message. infected with E. coli, said MacGregor. However, dumpster diving is illeBut for seasoned dumpster divers gal by city by-law and store owners these risks are all part of the game. are fearful of being subject to lawsuits Its a real community, MacGregor should a dumpster diver get sick from said. And it is clearly one which is not eating their waste. Thus, dumpster lacking for creativity.
performing [MacBeth] is not only themselves and laugh and make fun because it is Shakespeare and he of each other, but also be horrified was good, probably in the words by the things we do. of the comic book guy, the best Miller feels that the direction writer ever, said Miller, break- newer TV shows have gone to ing into a convincing imitation of achieve humour has been more the popular secondary character. random, and has allowed for less Thats Shakespeare. Why Mac- connection to the characters than beth? Its the shortest Shakespeare The Simpsons. Beneath the satirictragedy, its one of the bloodiest, ally funny surface, the characters of its the one everyone studies in The Simpsons have been developed school, and its very straight- in a way that makes them not so difforward Hamlet is all over the ferent from those in Shakespeares tragedy. place. The Simpsons at first had really coherent, well-structured plots. And I think you had an emotional connection to a lot of these characters. You watched The Simpsons and even though these people were pathetic you kind of loved Homer. You wanted him to fail and then succeed. Whereas [with shows like] Family Guy, they arent likeable in that way. Theyre funny, but theres no heart, said Miller. [The Simpsons] have a kind of tragic heart beating underneath the show. Its not just silly, and its not just obnoxious. The longevity of the show MacHomer is based on has passed on to The Simpsons popularity, mean- their offspring. Miller has been while, rests on the fact that in its performing the play for an astonearly days, it represented something ishing 17 years. It has been kept VaNessa TiGNaNelli fresh by adding in references to unique in the world of television. Im not a cultural analyst of local news or current events. For actor rick Miller practices getting into character in advance of a television, but The Simpsons, to example, Miller worked in a men- Nov. 2 performance of solo play MacHomer at the river run centre. me as opposed to what came be- tion of the Guelph Storm game fore, and maybe whats come after taking place concurrently at the reality show called Being Simpson Im exploring everything that they represented a period in his- Sleeman Centre across the street, to MacHomer. that generation meant in a way to tory, [from the] late 80s to early the American election, and Dalton After all these years, however, try and get young people, young 90s, where American pop culture McGuinty. Adding to the humour Miller has decided to call it quits on Canadians specifically, interested was dominant. There werent many were shout-outs to other celebri- MacHomer. The Guelph show was in history by creating a really enthings to watch on TV so you could ties and non-Simpsons characters. the third-last on the present tour, tertaining performance of it, said , still be the show everybody watched. The banquet scene, for instance, which debarks next to the United Miller. Ill be playing hundreds of Now you cant, said Miller. They had Sean Connery and the Loch States. Instead, Miller will focus on characters and singing dozens of were the first to really take the Ness Monster as prominent Scot- his numerous other projects as well songs to recreate an era in a short amount of time. cartoon and turn it into satire, in a tish guests, and in one particularly as his family in Toronto. If it manages to be half as enterOne of those projects is BOOM!, similar way that Shakespeare was major departure from the Bards a satirist. He took what he saw and original script, O.J. Simpson and another solo play about the Baby taining as MacHomer, it will still reflected it to the people to look at Jessica Simpson appear to pitch a Boom. be a must-see.
[The Simpsons] have a kind of tragic heart beating underneath the show. Rick Miller
arts & cuLture 8 w w w.th e on ta r ion . c om what if Harry Potter were Harriet Potter?
Guelph Festival of Moving Media inspires, provokes thought
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Would the Harry Potter series have had as much success with a female lead character? This, and many other ideas relating to the portrayal of females in the media, were key points addressed in the documentary Wonder Women! The Untold Story of American Superheroines, screened Nov. 3 as a part of Guelphs Festival of Moving Media. The film starts with a history of the Wonder Woman character and how she came about, noting her descent in popularity around the end of World War II when women were encouraged to go back to their domestic work at home. It then focused on more modern female superheroes in the media such as Buffy and Ellen Ripley from the Alien franchise and why this kind of portrayal needs to be continued and encouraged. There was even some focus on other media outlets such as women in music and the feminist movement in general, which helps to relate all of these fictional characters to the real world. Overall, the movie put out a powerful message to both men and women, highlighting the need for stronger female characters in the media. After the screening, Jennifer Haines owner and manager of Guelph comic book shop The Dragon and Amy Chop hosted a question and answer period about the film. They consider themselves to be both feminists and comic lovers and were very knowledgeable and helpful in answering the questions of the rather passionately opinionated audience. The film festival itself is in its first year of being an independently run project in the 30 years of its existence. On the festivals website, Festival Coordinator Carolyn Meili said that the films this year focused on humour, empowerment, and the individual. The theme of empowerment was evident in Wonder Women! as well as other films shown throughout the festival. From Trash Dance, a documentary focused on the daily lives of garbage men who are convinced to take part in a choreographed number
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Jennifer Haines and amy chop host a question and answer period on the role of female characters in popular media following a screening of Wonder Women! The Untold Stories of American Superheroines.
with their trucks, to Ping Pong, about an inspiring group of octogenarian men who are participating in a table tennis tournament, there really was a film for everyone with every interest. There was even a Spanish film called Lequip Petit (The Little Team) that follows a soccer team of 14 children who have never scored a goal throughout an entire season of playing together. While such movies may not be breaking box offices records, their ability to inspire with real life stories of real life people is what makes them so special and invaluable.
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Solo print show examines embodied narratives
nadine maher
Sarah Cordeauxs solo show Limn, shown in Zavitz Gallery the week of Oct. 29, presented a series of wood panel paintings, small scale prints in lithography and silkscreen, and large scale monoprints. All of Cordeauxs work is focused on an obsession with the body. In Cordeauxs monoprints and paintings, nude figures are the focus. Part of the interest Cordeaux has in the body has to do with body language and methods of nonverbal communication. Cordeaux began studying at Guelph taking psychology classes but found it impossible to integrate entirely into that world. An interest in psychology still remains however, and Cordeaux has directed aspects of it into artworks, where the nudes seem to communicate a recoil from view. A number of unique processes are employed in Cordeauxs work, such as the monoprints, which are made by painting onto a three-byfour-foot sheet of copper and then pressing a piece of paper onto it, facilitating a slight loss of information through the transfer. In the wood panel paintings, each layer of paint is completed by pressing paper into the wet paint and pulling some of the paint away. The result is a flat, often chalky surface, and an unusual pattern of texture. Cordeauxs smaller prints present a loose narrative featuring a figure with a womans body and a spider monkey head. The figure seems to imply a Guerrilla Girls reference to womens empowerment, but Cordeaux asserts that there is much more to them than aspects of Cordeauxs work that are completed instinctually and without being exactly sure why, so Cordeaux felt the need to put the spider monkey woman in a narrative to make the motivation clearer. Cordeaux feels strongly towards using only original images in works. The prints are collagelike and composed of photographs Cordeaux has taken personally, save for the monkey head itself (although Cordeaux hopes to one day soon collect these too). Juxtaposition of unusual subjects is something Cordeaux likes to include. I love pulling in random objects that on their own people can recognize, but there is a lot of confusion when its placed beside, for example, shriveled up grapes with a limb beside it. It creates contrast, said Cordeaux. Cordeaux also reuses parts from past works, extracting what worked best in them and inserting that into a new work. One print contains a spider monkey woman whose body was taken from an image of a nude painting Cordeaux completed in an earlier painting course. Other bodies are quick sketches, creating a range of figures that are similar but unique, maintaining interest across the representations of this repeated figure. Having mastered the technical aspects involved in these works, Cordeaux can continue experimenting with the subject matter. There are a lot of things I enjoy that I feel like I can move forward with and push, said Cordeaux.
I love pulling in random objects that on their own people can recognize, but there is a lot of confusion when its placed beside, for example, shriveled up grapes with a limb beside it. Sarah Cordeaux
that. The spider monkey woman is set into abstracted landscapes and follows through the conventional path of telling a story: introducing the character, rising action, climax, and conclusion. There are
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sarah cordeauxs exhibit at Zavitz Gallery, titled Limn, focused on the human body, with nude figures often appearing to recoil from view.
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Poets covered in body paint held a flash mob in the uc courtyard Nov. 6 to promote the upcoming ontario international Poetry slam to take place in Guelph on Nov. 10.
arts & cuLture 10 w w w.th e on ta r ion . c om album review: cardboard nationals Its Wonderful Light in Pictures
Guelph band celebrates new release
mira beth
One of the hardest things for any band to do is distinguish themselves from every other band out there. However, the Cardboard Nationals seem to The four-piece band was formed in Guelph in early 2009, with two members of previous local band Beautiful Senseless, and has since gained a respectable spot among other indie rock bands in the area. Their first release Sad Hips and Hymnbooks was a seven-song EP, while their most recent release is their first full-length consisting of 12 songs. Their new release shows much growth from as the band says on their website practicing in a basement that acts as a hub of hipster silverfish, daddy longleg and centipede sub-culture. The first song on the album, titled Ordinary Birds, is an upbeat, steadily-moving piece that incorporates irregularly timed drum beats and strong VaNessa TiGNaNelli cymbals. The vocals and harmonies in this piece, however, Guelph band The cardboard Nationals celebrated the release of their album Its Wonderful Light in are not as strong as one would Pictures at Jimmy Jazz Nov. 3. expect considering the power of the instruments behind them. Anymore is a rock ballad, that builds on a wobbly, off- documenting a story and ends This theme is also present in building from simple guitar time synth frame and takes it uncomfortably with the guitar many other songs on the album. picking and vocals to strong in every direction one could whining and marking the end It is the songs on the album drum beats and passionate imagine it to go. More often of a truly emotional experience. that include the vocals of Kelly vocal harmonies. Falcon in than not, it is accompanied by It is clear that The Cardboard Steadman that truly sound full Me has a lot more of an indie a slow, sorrowful piano melody Nationals have an immense and complete. Late on the track feel to it and includes some which keeps anyone listening amount of musical talent. With listing, Petals Anymore and sweet-sounding piano and emotionally in tune with the the release of Its Wonderful Falcon In Me are the most tambourine. track as a whole. Drums and Light in Pictures, they will memorable and impressive off Despite all of this, the most guitar fade in and out, some- hopefully be given many more the album, as the voices of the impressive track on the album times throwing themselves in opportunities to express and two vocalists compliment and is the finale, entitled Ally-Bit- unexpectedly yet still manag- share it with not only the locomplete each others, as well ten and the Maximum Fatness. ing to compliment the overall cals in Guelph, but indie rock as the rest of the band. Petals This is an instrumental tune sound. It builds and falls as if lovers everywhere.
The fourpiece band was formed in Guelph in early 2009and has since gained a respectable spot among other indie rock bands in the area.
be taking their first steps in this process with their new full length album Its Wonderful Light in Pictures, launched at Jimmy Jazz on Nov. 3.
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singer rose cousins visited Guelph to put on a show at dublin street united church on Nov. 2.
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itself; pure entertainment, says Shaw. You dont go to a 3D film to walk out of the theatre to think about it and have discourse with your friends. The thrill-ride and the joy and the experience is living in the moment of 3D. Like other films made in 3D, Dead Like Dawn used stereoscopic technology, which involves an additional camera oriented perpendicularly on a rig in a way that catches the reflective image from the first camera. This technology has become increasingly refined in recent years. Some films are made specifically in 3D, such as Avatar, while others are reconfigured years later to reappear in the format, such as Finding Nemo or Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Along with the recent resurgence of 3D films comes the courTesy unleashing of the critics. Walter Murch is an Academy-award win- recently, popular 3d films such as avatar have used stereoscopic technology to make images pop off ner for his work on Apocalypse the screen when wearing the appropriate glasses. Now, and is deemed as one of the most respected film editors and us to focus at one distance and con- common complaint is headaches, the capacity to be very integral to sound designers in the modern verge at another. And 600 million and another is that it can distract the narrative and to the depth of cinema. In a letter to movie crit- years of evolution has never pre- the viewer from the storyline or the experience of the film, said ic Roger Ebert, Murch described sented this problem before. the acting. Salmon. I feel 3D is almost more of a suthe fundamental problems with Murch added that 3D films presDespite the potential of 3D films, 3D film. ent the problem of immersion; they perficial experience, said Shaw. Salmon noted that often when he The biggest problem with using remind the audience that they are Youre actually paying attention to sees a 3D film, he feels it has not this technology is the conver- in a certain perspective relation- things that are coming out at you, added much, beyond novelty, to gence/focus issue, Murch said. ship to the image. so you are emotionally involved the experience. The audience must focus their eyes So: dark, small, stroby, headache in actual superficial and visual efIts a Hollywood phenomenon. at the plane of the screen which can inducing, alienating. And expensive. fectswhich is taking away from So far, with few exceptions, its be far away (i.e. 80 ft), but their The question is: how long will it take your concentration from the story, been a way to make super-hero films more spectacular; Im not eyes must converge at perhaps 10 people to realize and get fed up? from the narrative. feet away, then 60 feet, then 120 Many moviegoers agree with Murch Yet there is still something about sure if its necessarily made them feet, and so on, depending on what that 3D technology can alter your 3D that seems to draw people in. any better. the illusion is. So 3D films require experience watching a film. A Professor Paul Salmon, film studShould filmmakers deem 3D as a ies and English professor at the U receding fad, or explore new ways of G, compares the 3D technology of using the technology? with other new technologies that Its contextual, said Salmon. I cinema has experienced in the last would say that too few films have century, such as widescreens or exploited the creative possibilities colour and sound. of 3D and have actually been just Like any other interesting tech- satisfied with it being an added nological aspect of cinema, its got spectacle dimension.
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local musician ben doerksen serenades a couple as they dance at a Nov. 3 performance at the cornerstone.
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Trick or Eat Guelph yields 30,000 lbs of food
instead of candy. The Guelph chapter of Meal Exchange has gained quite the notoriety for its participation in the program in recent years. The unique thing about Guelph is that theres a really established Trick or Eat program, so theres lots of people that know about it and sign up, Liz Woodside, education and promotions coordinator for Meal Exchange Guelph told The Ontaion following this years event. Along with a reliable volunteer turnout, the program has gained a reputation in the Guelph community at-large. We try and let the community know as much about it so they can have food ready. And people are pretty supportive of the program, so often people do have food ready, said Woodside. Preparation for the event involves an awareness campaign that canvasses the campus and surrounding community for the month of October. Simultaneously, drop-bins open to food donations are left at local grocery stores and the community is directed to make cash donations online. The main event is preceded by a kick off ceremony, held in the University Centre (UC) courtyard throughout the afternoon of Oct. 31. This years ceremonies included guest speeches from Tracy Marchesich, operations manager for the Guelph Food Bank at Spiritwind Christian Centre, Guelph MP Frank Valeriote, as well as specially prepared videos from NDP MP Olivia Chow, and television personality Rick Mercer. U of G President and Vice-Chancellor Alastair Summerlee was slated to speak at the event, but was prevented from
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Meal Exchange program making Halloween (and the rest of the year) a little less scary for those in need
Tom Beedham
Every Halloween, children and their parents put on costumes and some comfy footwear to pound the pavement of their local neighbourhoods on an annual treat beat. Its taken for granted that ones surrounding community can open its doors to shell out edible delights for a night. The glaring reality is that hundreds of thousands of Canadians cant afford staple foods of their own, let alone a night of showering the costumed with candy. In March 2012, Food Banks Canada conducted its annual HungerCount survey. Findings revealed that in that month, 882,188 people received food from food banks in Canada. Of those numbers, nearly 413 thousand received food from food banks in Ontario alone. One of many, Meal Exchange is a youth-driven national charity geared towards supporting food banks, helping to keep their shelves stocked by fundraising and donating cash and food it collects throughout the year. One of the biggest fundraising efforts spearheaded by Meal Exchange is the annual Trick or Eat effort. A national Halloween tradition that has been widely embraced by those who might be considered too old to trick-or-treat, Trick or Eat involves organizing groups, dressing in costume, and going door-to-door during regular trick-or-treating hours, collecting food doing so because of traffic. The ceremonies boost participant morale, but they are also effective at raising awareness to the campaign and its goals. Of this years total participants, Woodside estimates that about 200 signed up throughout the kick off ceremony alone. Following ceremonies in the UC, costumed volunteers divide into groups and their team captains are issued route maps. With about 800 volunteers participating in this years Trick or Eat, Meal Exchange arranged for 12 busses to drop off and pick up participants off at their routes. Groups are given shopping carts for collection purposes, which are collected and sorted at the Guelph Food Bank at the end of the night. Woodside says this years sorting process ran until around 3:30 a.m. Loblaw Companies, a sponsor of Meal Exchange National, has also set up a form accessible on the Trick or Eat website that allows donors to indicate how much and what they donated to the program. For every participating donor, the corporation has pledged to donate $10 to Meal Exchange. At the time of press, drop-bins at grocery stores had still yet to be collected by Meal Exchange Guelph. Although numbers are still rolling in, this year, Meal Exchange Guelph reported Trick or Eat collection totals of 30,000 pounds and about $3000 in cash donations. Once collection totals are finalized, the intakes will be directly distributed amongst 19 agencies in the greater Guelph area, including the GFB, which reported assisting over 73.6 thousand individuals in 2011 a number that Woodside notes is considerably high when its taken into account that the Guelph population (as evinced by 2011 census data) is around 121,668. Last year, over 1,075,310 pounds of food was distributed in Guelph through 33 local agencies, neighbouring food banks, and pantries. While food donations are essential to such support services, cash donations play a critical role in helping provide for those accessing them; while donated food allows services to stockpile non-perishable items, the flexibility of cash is just as non-perishable in the sense that it allows agencies to purchase produce and other goods as needed throughout the year. Generally Meal Exchange Guelph aims to top its collection totals from the previous year, something its been fairly successful with in the past. In 2011, Meal Exchange Guelph even earned the title of biggest national Trick or Eat contributor. This year, however, saw a drop. Woodside attributed this to a smaller volunteer contribution this year. Whereas approximately 800 offered their help this year, last years Trick or Eat had about 1,100 participants. The difference in volunteers makes a difference in the number of routes we can cover, Woodside explained. She attributes the smaller turnout to combined factors like midterms, night classes, and weather conditions yet another reminder of the impact of Hurricane Sandy. Still, Woodside remains positive about this years collections. It was a really good night. Were really proud and happy of everyone who came out.
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The Gryphons drop a close semifinal to Western
tristan davies
On Nov. 4 the number two-seeded Guelph Gryphons Mens Rugby Team took on the number three-seed Western Mustangs in the OUA semifinals at Guelphs Varsity Field. The Gryphons looked to repeat their regular season 12-5 defeat of the Mustangs and halt a second straight appearance of Western in the OUA finals. However after a hard fought game Guelph fell to the Mustangs 21-15. Guelph started the game on the defensive end, quickly establishing a strong presence on the field that would last throughout the first half. Both teams were able to create penetrating offensive drives, however both defenses stood firmly, not allowing any tries in the first half. The Gryphons were able to score a penalty kick off the boot of winger Joe Newman. The half ended with Guelph in the lead 3-0. In the opening moments of the second half the Mustangss Jeremy McCarty was able to break a tackle and by-pass the Gryphons backs scoring a try and putting Western up 5-3. In the following play the Gryphons looked shaky and conceded a penalty to Western who were able to covert to extend their lead to 8-3. However the Gryphons were able to rally themselves and make a number of trips deep into Mustang territory culminating with a quick pass to center Branden Stuble for Guelphs first try of the match, tying the game at 8 apiece. In the following play the Mustangs were awarded another penalty on which they converted to take the lead 11-8. The Gryphons again rallied in the face of adversity with a strong offensive drive breaking inside the Mustangs 22-meter line. Gryphon fullback P Sinel was able to punch . in Guelphs second try to raise the Gryphons to 15-11 after a successful point-after attempt by Joe Newman. On the ensuing kick off, Western was able to penetrate deep into Guelph territory, driving the ball right down to the Gryphons goal line. What followed was a heroic defensive stand taken by the Gryphons, a style of play that has characterized this team all season long. The Mustangs battered the Gryphons again and again, like waves crashing on rocks, but not one
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Guelph evades a would-be Western tackler during the close-fought OUA Semifinal game on Nov. 3. Guelph lost a heartbreaker, 21-16.
step backward was taken by the Gryphons defense. Relief would come in the form of a Western knock-on to give Guelph control of the scrum, which led to a quick kick to give the Gryphons some room to breathe. The Mustangs were again able to attack the Gryphon goal-line but Guelph could no longer keep Western out of the try zone, giving the Mustangs a 16-15 lead with less than two minutes left in regulation time. Guelph could not answer with a try, instead they conceded another try to Western to end the game 21-15. Western now goes on to their second straight OUA finals appearance against Queens. All is not lost for the Gryphons however who will host the Brock Badgers for the Bronze medal on Nov. 11 at noon on Varsity Field.
... f o ot bal l con ti n ue d backup QB Luke Nangle, took the field. After a run for no gain by Rob Farquharson, Nangle dropped back, rolled right, and found Saxon Lindsay on the corner route to score the critical touchdown with only 44 seconds on the clock. Nangles only pass attempt of the day was perfect, and on came the regular offensive unit to try to convert the two-point attempt, and tie the game. The offense returned to the successful short-passing game as
Lindsey hit Carl Trivieri in the endzone to tie the game up at 36. 22 points in nine minutes and 24 seconds against one of the best defenses in the OUA. Incredible. Overtime began with Queens marching downfield to score a field goal to open up the period of extra time. In Canadian university, both teams are presented an opportunity to score points in overtime. Guelph would have to kick a field goal to extend overtime, or could win it on a touchdown. Guelph took the ball, and
Farquharsons short run amounted to no yards, and a critical second down materialized for the Gryphons. Lindsey received the shotgun snap, and surveyed the defense. He looked off the safety to the left, and quickly threw 20 yards downfield to the right. Michael Fortino, a normally quiet member of the offense, turned around at the tail end of a comeback route and made the grab. Effortlessly, he evaded a Queens tackle and ran into the checkerboard endzone. The game was over; Guelph had completed the miracle.
His coaches and teammates stormed him in the endzone; the fans in the stands stormed the field, and the Gryphons had earned their spot in the OUA final. In a game wrought with turnovers for both teams, extensive penalties, and unrelenting pressure, the Gryphons found a way to win. An emotional Coach Lang was found amongst his team after the game. When people say theyre speechless, now I know what they mean, said Lang. [The team] never got
down, they never got discouraged, they knew it was a struggle to come back, but they just did it; they found a way to win. The Gryphons face their toughest matchup all year in the 105th Yates Cup. McMaster is undefeated, and is the only OUA squad thats beaten Guelph all year. The Sept. 3 season opener saw McMaster crush Guelph 50-9, but that was a long time ago, and these Gryphons are a much better team. The battle for the Yates Cup begins at 1:00 p.m. on Nov. 10 at Ron Joyce Stadium in Hamilton.
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Gryphon wide receiver Adre Fraser (6) splits the Queens defense on a great kick return. Guelph won the Nov. 3 OUA Semifinal in dramatic fashion, coming back to beat Queens in overtime.
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The Gryphon field hockey team works the ball past the Toronto defense on Nov. 2 in the cIS championship tournament hosted by the University of Toronto.
tournament and bronze medal victory, they have the necessary experience to continue the programs winning tradition. Our team now is a young but very strong team. All of our rookies are skilled enough to be starters next year, and most of them started this year, said Seidler. I am confident that the field hockey program here at Guelph will continue to have success.
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Gryphon captain Tamara bell celebrates a goal during the womens hockey teams weekend matchup against laurier on Nov. 4. The Gryphons lost the game 4-3 in overtime.
in that time. While those numbers suggest strong play from the defensive end, one has to wonder how much longer Siddall can keep it up, as the minutes played are sure to be taking their toll. Siddall and the rest of the Gryphons will continue their season at home on Nov. 10 when they host the Western Mustangs.
congratulations to Mitch Allan, Tanner Thompson, brett Mackenzie, Tyler McGregor, and dan VanderPol on being selected this weeks Fans of the Game. Spotted enjoying the Gryphons dramatic victory of Queens on Nov. 3, the group of five all received free tickets to a future Gryphon home event of their choosing. congratulations guys, and Go Gryphons!
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in the season the OA-VC tied Mac McKenzie on the one yard line be- chris mller for second place in this convincing fore spinning over for the score. rematch. Mac, the favourite to win The highlight of the game actually Ah, November. The chill of winthe game had in the past year re- took place earlier in the match with ter is creeping in, the Grey Cup is claimed the Presidents Cup, which a fifty yard pass and run effort [] on its way to Toronto, and youve had been housed in Guelph for the that took the ball into McMasters got a new nose-neighbour to keep past two years. fifteen yard line. you warm in these malicious Down 9-8 entering the final quarWill it be dj vu next weekend in winter months. The Movember ter, the Redmen took charge and Hamilton when the Gryphons take campaign has grown exponenmarched the length of the field with on the McMaster Marauders for the tially since its inception nearly a decade ago, but facial aesthetics Wright [the Redmen QB] hitting Yates Cup? aside, the campaigns movement is a positive one albeit one thats often abused. For many, the appeal of growing the ultimate accessory of masculinity is enough to throw down the razors for a month, but this is not the ultimate goal of the organization. Awareness of mens health issues, most notably prostate cancer, is at the heart of Movember, despite their relentless glorification of male facial hair during the month. Prostate Cancer Canada suggests that one in seven Canadian men will contract some form of prostate cancer during their lifetime. While the cancer generally materializes in men over the age of 40, the purpose of an awareness campaign is to make you aware of the potential for the disease to affect each person, regardless of age. With the odds pointing toONTArION ArchIVeS 1960 wards a legitimate possibility of
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Why 85 per cent of women are wearing the wrong bra, and how to fix it
Jessica avolio
Im sure youve heard the statistics before, that a majority of women are wearing the wrong bra size. Maybe you thought Thats definitely not me, but statistics say you may be off base. If youve ever been fitted at a lingerie store at the mall, youre probably wearing the wrong size. The first issue is that they always measure you with your bra on. What this means is that they are measuring your bra and not your breasts, and this isnt very helpful in figuring out your true size. The second issue, and this is a huge one, is that most of these bra stores only carry a very narrow range of bra sizes, generally starting at a 34-inch band and ending at a DD cup. Now we know that breasts, like women in general, come in all shapes and sizes. Clearly there are many women who have band sizes that are smaller than 34 inches and larger than 38 inches, and a proper fitting underbust is the pinnacle of a supportive bra. These stores also seem to place a social stigma on large breasts and instead of labeling cup sizes properly as E and F, you get silly sizes such as DD and DDD. Part of this issue also stems from the lack of standardization of cup sizes in North America, where alternatively, places such as the UK do standardize bra sizing. These commercial American bra chains fail to cater to the wide variety of shapes and sizes of womens breasts, which contributes to the statistics that claim, most women are wearing the wrong bra. The following sizing information is based on a bra fitting guide by a very informed Reddit user named MyWifesBusty, who has helped hundreds, if not thousands of women find the right bra size. Finding the right bra size is actually a fairly simple equation. Youll need a tailors tape measure, a pen and paper, and maybe a friend or significant other to help you out. Make sure you arent wearing a bra or any clothing to get the most accurate measurement. For the under bust measurement, wrap the measuring tape snugly around your torso, directly under where your breast tissue stops. This will be your band size, and youll write down this measurement in inches. Next is your bust measurement, and the best way to do this is to lean forward so your back is parallel to the ground. This will help push all your breast tissue forward, especially if you have pendulous breasts. Measure around your bust putting the tape over the fullest part of your breast and keeping the tape as straight as possible (this is why a friend may be helpful!). You want it to be
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With this information, sub- and into your armpits and back tract the band size from the bust from poorly fitting bras of the past. size and use that number to ref- Its not uncommon to increase a erence chart 1. For example, if cup size after wearing the right your underbust was 34 inch- bra since the back and armpit fat es and your bust was 40 inches, will have migrated back into its that would give you a six-inch proper place (your breasts). difference. This difference of six inches would equate to a cup size Here is a quick troubleshooting list: of F, and knowing your under bust - Make sure the band is snug and is 34 inches, you would be a 34F sits parallel to the floor. in UK sizes. As you can probably - If the band feels too tight, in also see from the chart, US sizes crease the band size. If its are wildly inconsistent. riding up in the back, decrease Another way to figure out your band size. - If the gore (fabric between the size is to try the bra size calcutwo cups) isnt sitting flush lator at sophisticatedpair.com/ bracalculator.htm. Dont be too against your breastbone, either surprised if you get a size radically the band is too large or the cups different than what you are curare too small. rently wearing; our preconceived - If breasts are spilling out of the notions about breast size are tercups (at the sides or top), the cup is too small. If the cup is ribly incorrect. We always think a wrinkly, you either have to go D cup means huge breasts, but it is actually all relative to band size. down a cup size or the bra isnt A 36A will actually have the same right for your breast shape. - If the straps are digging in, volume of breast tissue as a 30D, loosen them. If your bra no and this is called a sister size, longer supports your breasts, see chart 2. for reference. you need a tighter band. After calculating, keep in mind that nothing will beat an in-person fitting. If you are in the Guelph Lastly, remember that band and only so snug that it wont nudge area, visit Dalia Elegant Lingerie at cup size are not independent of off the skin, and not so tight that Victoria and Grange. They are, in each other, and if you adjust the it deforms the breast. Write this my experience, the only qualified cup you need to also adjust the measurement down. bra-fitting specialists in the city. band, and vice versa. Most of all, Once you have the correct bra make sure the bra is flattering to You can also measure your bust in the upright position and take on, try the scoop and swoop your breast shape and size, as well an average of the two bust mea- method which includes scoop- as your body type. For more insurements, but it is best to go with ing all the breast tissue from your formation, visit reddit.com/r/ the larger measurement because sides and armpits into the cups. ABraThatFits or bratabase.com. To it is very common for women to This will help all the fat that has purchase bras online for sizes not be wearing cup sizes too small. been pushed out of your breasts found in store, visit brastop.com.
These commercial American bra chains fail to cater to the wide variety of shapes and sizes of womens breasts.
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Follow-up thank you letters are a powerful way to land the job
wayne Greenway
Emilia is searching for an entrylevel position with an advertising agency. She seems to be doing everything right, but she still has not landed a job in six months of highly disciplined searching. Emilia has a B.Comm in Marketing Management, with four summers of excellent progressive experience with advertising firms. She has spent the last three years travelling across Asia and then wound up teaching English as a second language in Spain for the past year. Before she left on her journey, she spoke to a career development professional, who helped her to realize how her travels might diminish the value of her education to potential employers upon her return. To manage this risk, she has steadily taken online courses towards an advertising and media certificate and she has stayed in touch with her employers from her summer experiences. She occasionally sent them warmly received emails about her travels and sought their input into two important assignments for her courses. So far, she has had interviews with three employers, one of whom shortlisted her for a second interview. The interviews have gone well and she felt sure she would have been selected from the short list, but she is still waiting to hear back. It has been about six weeks, with no response to her inquiries, so it is likely that someone else was selected for the position. Her strategy is sound. Her informational interviews are still giving her leads. A review of Emilias resume, cover letter and answers to interview questions were all strong. She thought it could have been just her fit with the jobs, until a friend asked her about her thank you letters. Emilia had assumed that surely, they did not need another email thanking them for the interview, yet this might be the key reason that Emilia has yet to be successful. According to data released by CareerBuilder, last year, more than one-in-five hiring managers are less likely to hire a candidate if they dont receive thank you notes after an interview. A press release from CareerBuilder goes on to say, Of those who would dismiss a candidate for the faux pas, 86 per cent say it shows a lack of follow-through
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and an additional 56 per cent say it sends the message that they arent really serious about the opportunity. Career development professionals across the field describe how thank you notes should not be taken lightly. They are as important as the resume and cover letter! Effectively structured thank you notes can serve several purposes. A letter thanks the employer for their time and naturally references the position, date, and time of the interview. It then highlights the applicants strengths, as they correspond with what was learned in the interview. The next section of the letter clarifies any unanswered questions and address concerns expressed by the interviewer. The final section of the letter expresses the candidates enthusiasm for the position; reiterates the agreement about what the next steps are; thanks the employer again and finishes with a sincere closing. Job seekers are wise to get the name and position title of the people on the interview panel prior to the interview. This allows for a rough draft of the letters to be crafted before going for the interview. Then the letters can be quickly customized after the interview, so that the employer receives the letters within 24 hours of the interview. Each person on the interview panel should receive a personal letter of thanks. Some career development professionals will advise clients to send a handwritten note, but a recent study of 500 human
resources (HR) managers at companies with 20 or more employees by Accountemps indicates that email may be the best route to follow. Eighty-seven percent of managers in this survey said email is an appropriate way to express thanks after meeting with a hiring manager. Emilias research on the value of thank you letters also opened a completely new understanding of the kinds of questions she is going to ask in her next interview. She is definitely going to ask a question like Lets assume that
I have been in this position for one year and you are very pleased with my performance. What accomplishments would you hope to be giving me positive feedback on during that meeting? She is also going to follow that question with What additional information can I provide about my qualifications? This allows Emilia to follow up briefly in the interview and in her thank you letter with specific experience that would strengthen her ability to succeed at the stated accomplishments.
For her thank you letters, Emilia will be sure she has the correct contact information of each of the people at the table during the interview. She will also ask about the next steps and when would be an appropriate time to follow up so that this can be reiterated in the letter. Using this approach the whole idea of the thank you letter changes from being just a seemingly trivial polite response to a powerful vehicle for strengthening the candidates chances of being selected.
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Jordan Vallis, member of the Guelph engineering Movember team. Jordan is going for the burnside cross-stache. his teams motivation is, Were here to raise money and awareness for mens health, with hairy faces.
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boutiques on the fifth day of the fifth branded itself as an item reserved to month of the year and simply intro- an exclusive market, calling itself the duced them to the square bottle and scent Every woman alive wants. its scent. By the 70s however, the brand According to Tilar Mazzeo, whose realized that all its campaigning had 2010 book The Secret of Chanel No. wound up reducing the fragrance to 5 tells the story of the brand, in the an audience of sweet, proper co1940s, when most perfumes sold eds whose style bibles were teen-age poorly, Parfums Chanel the cor- fashion magazines. As a result, it porate entity in control of No. 5s sought to return to its elite roots and brand decreased advertising when it turned to television commercials the industry standard involved in- and pulled its products from drug creasing brand exposure. The simple, stores and similar venues. low profile approach to the products What followed was an age of branding established No. 5 as an idol high-art mini-films. of exclusivity. The history is what makes the Despite an endorsement from brands latest branding decision inMarilyn Monroe in 1954, Chanel was credibly confusing. able to maintain this image because Although the scent is marketthe endorsement was unpro- ed towards women, the latest No. 5 voked by Parfums Chanel; Monroe campaign features a bearded Brad Pitt namedropped the fragrance in an breaking the fourth wall and incointerview. herently philosophizing: wherever Mazzeo says that the 60s saw the I go, there you are my luck, my fate, company approach mass-marketing my fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable. in earnest for the first time, releasing In his films, Pitt has established print ads in glossy magazines. Still, it himself as an image of confidence,
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Tuition payers should choose how class time is spent; snitch culture sanctions disengaging teaching
carleiGh cathcart
Recently, the Toronto Star published an article about a university professor who requires his students to agree to limit their electronic use during class to relative material only. The rule also includes a promise to truthfully report to the entire class what another students printed at a time of great dissatisfaction with the seemingly perpetual tuition hikes. Though the two subjects may seem only weakly linked, I personally believe there is more of a connection than seen at first glance. The arguments for the benefit of technology in modern educational systems are endless. Computers, e-readers, smartboards, i-clickers ... there are many advantages of applying these interactive tools to enhance education, in ways we may never have even thought possible a mere decade ago. However, as with essentially any novel device (especially in the hands of our youth), there are drawbacks as well. Without getting into the issues of the environment, technological dependence, and ergonomic dangers, the presence of these gadgets provides an excellent opportunity for distraction. Music, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter; these are just a few of the countless alternate universes that can take us to a world entirely different from the material a teacher or professor is encouraging you to engage with. In public school, students use computers during class time for education; some classrooms have smartboards. Generally, cell phones are banned or highly discouraged. High school brings slightly more freedom, where the custom is to keep iPods and cell phone use restricted to out of class times only. [Note, the devices used in my childhood are beginning to differ from those actually used today, thanks to the constant
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The uncomfortable atmosphere that a snitch culture creates does not promote an ideal learning environment.
screen is showing if suspected of abusing the dictum. Violators are asked to leave for the remainder of the lecture. In my opinion, this professors mandate is unhelpful, if not well-intentioned. Ironically, this article was
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evolution of technology.] University, though, is a different story. Post-secondary education is not a publicly funded service. When you choose to attend a college or university, you do so knowing that there will be fees to pay. And obviously, those fees are not cheap. It is here that my argument comes into play: if we are aware that we pay our tuition regardless of how we use it, shouldnt we have the freedom to employ our education as we see fit? As university students, we know full well that nobody is taking our attendance, no one is peering over our shoulders to see if were doing it right, and no T.A. is going to hound us over a late assignment. The school has our money, and it becomes our decision on how to use the service weve paid for. And if that includes missing important clues in lectures or prioritizing texting over learning, so be it. Were big kids now. Another point to consider is that asking students to tell on each other, especially at the supposedly higher-education level of university, is an unfortunate idea. The uncomfortable atmosphere that a snitch culture creates does not promote an ideal learning environment. The best way to promote the lecture material is to engage the (willing) students and continue providing hints and additional information that can only be received if paying attention. Though I dont foresee a rehab centre opening for addicts any time soon, I cannot deny there is an over-reliance problem with technology. All this being said, we at university are now adults, and must learn for ourselves the consequences of our actions (or lack thereof). Some might say, You snooze, you lose, but maybe a more appropriate saying would be, On screen for days, bye-bye to As.
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Inordinate Ordinance
chris carr
Let me paint you a picture. Imagine an antiseptic room, bathed in artificial light. Between pictures of people youve never and will never meet are artifacts, each waiting to grow old, obsolete, and turn to stone. All around, cabbage-headed mouth-breathers snatch and grab at these artifacts, slashing them and pawing at their catch. They drone on about the artifacts too, trying to give meaning to this new thing, like a fake history, aimed at adding significance to the present. Once their fiction is concocted, they hand you pieces of paper that mean nothing, you punch digits into a machine that mean nothing, and they take their artifact home, to pine over its nothingness until they replace it for another, newer, meaningless thing. Welcome to customer service. As the holiday season grows nearer and the innocence of capitalism shrinks in the distance, many of us will be stuck in this hell of nothing everlasting. Stone Road Mall is full of the working students, each with their own set of useless trinkets to push. But they do it (and I am there with you come visit me hinges on shit-given and for the shame. Where does this sadoat the Apple store in the mall. ones employed by it, shit-giv- masochistic relationship between Ill sell you lots of nothing), be- en is in low supply. I may not be master and slave (read: customer cause they have to do it. We need talking for all of us the mighty and employee) come from? Are to buy presents for those buy- folders, wipers, ushers and in- we not people? If you prick us ing presents for us, forever and dulgent caddies, the customer do we not bleed? We share the ever perpetuating this hell, over service workers maybe they are food court, can we not share a and over, until we quit, get fired, new at their job and they like common decency toward one or the zombie apocalypse hap- talking to people. Maybe there another? In closing, with the Season of pens, amen. are a few good people in it to Am I exaggerating? Maybe. make some money and believe the Gift soon upon us, consider But consider, objectively, the in the products they are selling. the workers in your travels from phenomenon of the customer/ To those people, I say, you have happiness to possession. We give employee dichotomy. On one my envy, I wish I had faith. you the opportunity to fill your hand, we have the employee, But for the rest of us, who lives with things you dont need paid to ease the customer into understand the soul-sucking, and we can easily take them away. the warm waters of consumer- hellish ideals of the customer ser- Sorry, were out of stock maybe ism. On the other, we have the vice Reich, please, know you have next week. customer, like cattle, stamped- brothers and sisters who are here Be nice to the people who work ing and suffering to buy things for you, suffering like you. We at the mall this season. Or else they dont need in the first place. need a brotherhood (sisters, you there will be a revolution. But What do you mean you dont are with us here) of the burned first, well have to buy ski masks have the new [insert mundane and prodded customer service from the mall. Then, well totally product here]? How will I ever workers, sympathetic to the ills have revolution. get to own something Id never of the Christmas season worker. actually need and will only upset You can join too, temporary/sea- Chris Carr is Editor-in-Chief me in six months when the new sonal help, but youll have to buy of The Cannon. Inordinate Ordnance publishes every one comes out? What do you your own decoder rings. Consider this a public service Thursday in The Cannon and in mean it doesnt come in breast cancer pink? I need to feel better announcement for the we-who- The Ontarion. The opinions postabout my selfish and superfluous are-the-consumer (as we all are). ed on thecannon.ca reflect those purchase! The cattle say, with For anyone who has ever thought of their author and do not necgaping maw of booster juice and of a mall employee as a servant, essarily reflect the opinions of ignorant self-indulgence, smack- or any lesser being, know this: the Central Student Association ing and spitting. you are the worst type of person and the Guelph Campus Co-op, The customer service industry there is, and you should feel deep or The Ontarion.
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thursday november 8 Thursday At Noon Concert Series. Concerts start at 12:00p.m. Thursdays in Mackinnon room 107 (Goldschmidt room). Admission free donations gratefully appreciated. Everyone welcome! Friday november 9 Guelph Country Dances monthly contra dance series 8pm at St. James Anglican Church, S/W corner of Paisley Rd/Glasgow Street. No partner or previous experience necessary. Band: Relative Harmony. Caller: Judy Greenhill. Admission $10 ($8 students/ members). Free parking. Absolutely No Street Shoes on the dance floor! Saturday november 10 Guelph Spoken Word Presents... Ontario International Poetry Slam. 11am-11pm. River Run Centre - 35 Woolwich St. An all-day performance poetry competition featuring up to 72 world class performance poets competing for their share of $10,000. $45 FullDay audience ticket, poet bios & schedule available at www. oips.ca Sunday november 11 Guelph Hiking Trail Club: Hike Evertons Valhalla 4-5 km, Level 2. Speed Moderate. We promise two fordings of the Eramosa Riverbring wading shoes and a towel! Limited bushwhacking. Meet 1pm at Guelph covered bridge lot on Gordon St. All welcome. Leader: Bill Mungall wmungall0809@rogers.com Come celebrate the Foundation of Guelph General Hospitals 25th Anniversary! Enjoy cake, refreshments, & interactive displays., 2- 4 pm at Guelph General Hospital Lobby, Level One. Remarks at 2:30. FREE admission & parking! Contact: www.gghfoundation.ca or (519) 837-6422 tuesday november 13 Macdonald Stewart Art Centre Artist Talk and Book Launch. Janet Morton will discuss her current exhibition The Ravelled Sleeve. Book Launch: A major publication on Mortons art, featuring essays Co-published by Macdonald Stewart Art Centre and Museum London. 4pm at MSAC, 358 Gordon St. 519-837-0010 | www.msac.ca Buddhist Meditation Wednesday november 14 Guelph Guild of Storytellers. Concerts for teens, adults, 7pm, 2nd Wednesday each month, Guelph Public Library Main Branch, 100 Norfolk. New tellers welcome. Call if longer than 5 minutes. Planning/rehearsal 1st Wednesday. Location varies. guelphstory@gmail.com, 519767-0017, www.guelpharts. ca/storytellers Class- Simple, practical methods to improve the quality of our life and develop inner peace. Each class consists
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Beyond the Frame Art Auction. A Collection of 45 Stunning Works by Canadian Artists. Tickets $70. Auction party 5:30pm, live auction 7:30pm. Exibition preview until Nov 24th. 358 Gordon St. For information contact: aware@ msac.ca or visit www.msac.ca/.
Under University student plan, co-payment has been waived. Dentistry Asleep. FREE CUSTOM TEETH WHITENING! Invisalign from $1900!
Guelph Field Naturalists. Meeting: 7:30pm at the Arboretum Centre. All welcome. Dr. Brent Patterson (research scientist with MNR), is speaking on Wolves and Coyotes in Ontario.
of two guided meditations and a teaching. Drop in class 7-8:30pm at St. Matthias Anglican Church, 171 Kortright Rd. W. $10. http://meditationintoronto.org/branches/ meditate-guelph/
Women and Trans Night: Empowerment, Bicycle repair knowledge and FUN. The CSA Bike Centre, 620 Gordon St. Thursday eves until December 6. Information: bikevol@ uoguelph.ca, csabike@ uoguelph.ca
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SeRVICeS NEED ESSAY HELP! All subjects, research, writing and editing specialists, toll free 1 888 345 8295 customessay@bellnet.ca. Join our advertising team and make great commissions by placing posters around campus. Details: 416-280-6113. VOlUnteeR OppORtUnItIeS Student Volunteer Connections is looking for volunteers at the Green Legacy Tree Nursery to help with tree transplanting, filling containers, and transferring seeds. Nov 24th, 9:30am-3pm. Transportation and light lunch provided . A short discussion on environmental sustainability will follow. Contact Ian at projects@dosomuch.ca for more information. The 2012 Guelph Community Santa Parade needs energetic volunteers to join this fun event. Taking place on Sunday November 18 in downtown Guelph, the parade is looking for mascots, clowns, crowd control and parade marshalls. Email santa@ downtownguelph.com to get involved.