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OH, THE HUMANITIES! KCL TO BOOT OUT ACADEMICS INTO TEMPORARY HOLBORN BUILDING STAFF in the Arts & Hu- manities departments are set to move from their Strand Campus homes to a new site based at Kingsway, off Aldwych. The relocation is motivated by the Colleges strategic growth plan, which intends to recruit 150 extra academics and 2,250 ex- tra students by 2016 in the Arts & Sciences Schools. An email sent out to students in the affected departments describes the site at 22 King- sway: This new accommo- dation has a fexible struc- ture to meet academic needs and is only a six minute walk from Strand reception. A 14 year lease with a nine year break clause has been ne- gotiated, which will be ap- propriate for the Colleges medium term planning. FULL STORY on page 4 90 DAYS SINCE STUDENT COUNCIL PASSED THE MOTION FOR THE REMOVAL OF LORD CAREY FROM THE STRAND CAMPUS WINDOWS Feminists respond to page three Christmas controversy, pg 7 ( i r r e l e v a n t ) ) - - Victory over UCL in stunning rugby encounter, pg 22 2 21st January - 3rd February 2013 facebook.com/roarnews @roar_news Last term ended on a sad note for Roar! as our editors experienced an onslaught of anger on social media about an article in our Christmas issue. On behalf of this newspaper, I apolo- gise for any upset the article caused. As journalists, we are accountable to you. We are living in an age where the immediacy of accountability is thrill- ing, almost frightening. This month, Suzanne Moore violently responded to accusations of transphobia due to an off-hand remark in an article on womens anger. Although I have learned lessons about dealing with complaints via Twitter, Id like to think I dealt with them better than her. Nevertheless, I think some would do well to consider that there are real peo- ple behind these avatars and handles, people who react in very real ways. I expect the College to be keeping a close eye on Roar! because of com- plaints about our Christmas issue. This act of observing works both ways; it is our role to watch the Col- lege (and the union too) and keep them accountable to you, through objec- tive, informed news reporting. Thats my new years resolution anyway. In this, our frst issue oI 2013, you will read about the Colleges plans to move oIfces in the Arts & Hu- manities and Social Sciences depart- ments to a new site at Kingsway. No undergraduate lectures or semi- nars are planned to be held there, dont worry. I havent yet formed an opinion on the Kingsway move. You will also fnd a report on the experiences of student ambassadors at the hands of a company called Direct Temping, which Kings has used since October to pay its staff. From my own experiences with the company, I think this is a bad thing and the College should sur- vey students and staff about it. Contrary to popular opinion, were not always outraged and vindictive at this newspaper. Inside these pages, you will fnd articles about things such as my friends experiences as he embarks on a life-changing semester abroad, reviews oI the great flms that are currently gracing the big screen, tittle-tattle from the ULU ski trip, a rant against my beloved Twitter, a report on our glorious rugby win over UCL, and a recipe for a chocolate mousse cake. Mousse and cake? Curious. Here at Kings, we are seeing big changes and real growth in our student media societies. Resources are begin- ning to arise as if out of thin air, insti- tutions seem to be taking notice of the work were doing. I have to be vague right now, but things are happening. After a period of drought, were bring- ing the rain. I invite you to join us. I wish all our readers, wherever you are, a happy new year and the best of luck for the term ahead.
Ben Jackson NOTE FROM THE EDITOR Too lazy to check your Twitter ac- count? Here are some of our favour- ite tweets from the last few weeks. @KCLFemSoc Ooh and if anyone was wondering, were in the process of putting together our response to roarnews Page3 article. It`s a collaboration :) @OliviaSelley1 @roar_news I would just like to assure anyone offended by the latest comment article that it was written with a deeply ironic sentiment. @MissWoolnough @oliviaselley1 @roar_news great. Irony makes misogyny acceptable. @JeanPierreLaake Ridiculous fuss about that @roar_news article! If you cant joke in a student publication where can you joke? #WitchHunt #SenseOfHumourFail @stavvers @MatthewJLever @roar_news My my, you really lack a sense of humour if you think parroting mundane sexism equals satire. @NickehBee I go away for two hours and the entire world heres about the Page 3 article in roarnews. My oh my... @KCLFemSoc Thanks to @VagendaMagazine and NoMorePage3 Ior spreading the word of sexism in our Student Paper! You can tweet directly to them @roar_news @katttpierce @roar_news @KCLFemSoc the article trivialises what is a serious and sensitive issue, sexist jokes are increadibly damaging HOME TWEET HOME ROAR! www.roarnews.co.uk LAURA FRATER EDITOR editor@roarnews.co.uk BEN JACKSON DEPUTY/NEWS EDITOR news@roarnews.co.uk NIDA ALI LONDON NEWS EDITOR LIAM JACKSON SPORTS EDITOR sports@roarnews.co.uk OLIVIA SELLEY COMMENT EDITOR comment@roarnews.co.uk ANTHONY SHAW FEATURES EDITOR features@roarnews.co.uk MAX EDWARDS SAMUEL SPENCER ARTS EDITORS arts@roarnews.co.uk KATIE SINCLAIR AOIFE DOWLING FILM EDITORS lm@roarnews.co.uk WILL DAVENPORT HANNAH EWENS MUSIC EDITORS music@roarnews.co.uk EVA CHAIDEFTOS FASHION & LIFESTYLE EDITOR fashion@roarnews.co.uk MARY DAVIES CAREERS EDITOR marydavies_@hotmail.com MATT LEVER ONLINE EDITOR CHARLOTTE RICHARDSON EDITOR-IN-CHIEF vpsme@kclsu.org WHATS HOT The Book of Margery Kempe. Thanks to a thing called nostalgia. And Josh Davies being a saint! Not having essays or ex- ams! And so the countdown to results begins. Youre welcome. KCLSU Refreshers Week. Get involved and make friends! Our brand new Roar! hood- ies! Now you know who to egg on campus! Walkabout Wednesdays. Maybe. Just maybe. DES WAS A BOWIE FAN - Indie night at Tutus. The London Underground - 150 years old! (see page 5) Kings students getting free tickets to the Shard viewing platform. (see page 9) WHATS NOT The way your body clock fails during the holidays. FML! Ice-breakers in seminars. I dont care about any of you, Im sorry. Millwall supporters. ... Direct Temping (see page 4) Jack Rivlin and his unin- formed view on KCL Think Tank Society. Spurious earthquake claims (see page 9) f e m i n i s t
e d i t i o n REBIRTH, REDEMPTION, ROAR! If you have a complaint about the editorial content in this newspaper which directly affects you, then email the editor-in-chief with your complaint: vpsme@kclsu.org 22 Kingsway, a ten-minute hike in the pissing rain from the Strand. Inset: the route. MOVE TO KINGSWAY MARKS NEW CHAPTER FOR STRANDIES 4 Ben Jackson News Editor news@roarnews.co.uk NEWS facebook.com/groups/roarnewsroom Ben Jackson CONTINUED from front page The following are the proposed departments that will have of- fces moved to 22 Kingsway, al- though this list is subject to change : Classics Comparative Literature Culture, Media & Creative Indus- tries Digital Humanities English Language & Literature European & International Studies French German Hellenic Studies Spanish, Portuguese & Latin Ameri- can Studies Theology & Religious Studies in- cluding Middle East & Mediterra- nean Studies The proposal has been met with a mixed reception from students and staff, with some undergraduates ques- tioning whether it is a sensible move. Rena Minegishi, a second-year Eng- lish Language & Literature student, said of the plans: I think its aw- ful that this is happening. I think its super important that students can easily access and communi- cate with their professors, espe- cially in humanities.I was really pissed off that the already disjointed Kings was going to be even more fragmented, and said the students could collectively fle a complaint. If [the outgoing departments] dont even know what the interior of the building is going to look like, why has this happened in the frst place?` The decisions concerning the affected departments will be made in accord- ance with the Colleges Investing in Strength strategy and are under the authority of the Expansion Imple- mentation Group, chaired by War Studies Professor and Vice Principal, Professor Sir Lawrence Freedman. Professor Freedman spoke to Roar! about the decision to move selected departments to the new site: The need to acquire more space on the Strand site has been pressing for some time as staff and students can testify. We have been looking at a variety of options, but appropriate property in central London is hard to come by. We were therefore de- lighted when we got the opportunity to lease 22 Kingsway, which is a sub- stantial building, a few minutes walk away from the established Strand Campus and the Maughan Library, and with fexible internal space. The only way to ease the space prob- lems on the Strand was to fnd a new building for many of the academic staff already based there. Given the fragmented and often sub-standard quality of much of the current ac- commodation of Arts & Humani- ties, and the potential quality of the space at Kingsway, this appeared as the natural candidate for a move. We could bring together dispersed departments and reinforce its many interdisciplinary and interdepart- mental initiatives, accommodate the Schools outstanding growth in ex- ternally funded research projects and in obtaining research fellowships. Freedman believes the site will mas- sively beneft the postgraduate com- munity in the School, saying: There could be better space and facilities for graduate students [at 22 Kingsway], allowing them to be more closely in- tegrated into the research community. Frank Polatch, a department repre- sentative, said: People were (are) annoyed, certainly. I think in the Eng- lish Department we are always slight- ly marginalised; we get all our fund- ing cut, and moved up to one of the most soulless streets in central Lon- don, whilst the Law Department gets a massive new redevelopment when they already have a load of space in Waterloo. When I was in a meeting with Jo [McDonagh] and some oth- ers, a few people seemed quite excit- ed about making a new space with the character of an English Department, and they had some quite ambitious plans, and I am with them personally. Asked whether his job as a professor in the War Studies department infu- enced his role as chair of the Expan- sion Implementation Group, Freed- man said: My academic specialism is irrelevant to my role in this process. I have been acting as a Vice Principal. A member of the Kingsway Project Board told us: The Colleges aim is for 22 Kingsway to provide a great academic home for staff and student alike for our world-class School of Arts & Humanities. To do this, we have worked with KCLSU, students reps and staff. We have run tours, 14 workshops and a survey to listen care- fully to what students and staff need. We have had a brilliant response and this is having a real infuence on the way the College plans to de- sign the interior of 22 Kingsway. Theres been an overwhelming de- sire from both students and staff for a space that provides a better sense of community and identify for de- partments, many of which are cur- rently spread over several locations on the Strand and lack social space where students and staff can meet. The Strand Campus master plan includes the redevelopment of the quadrangle and the space beneath it, which involved an architectural competition won by Hall McKnight in October last year. Freedman said: The Quad redevelopment will soon be starting and that will require moving some science activities. ANGER AS KINGS OUTSOURCES STAFF PAYMENTS The recent contracting out the payroll of temporary workers for Kings has caused severe delays in payments. Since the end of October 2012, Kings stopped directly paying tem- porary workers and instead ceded the responsibility to Direct Temp- ing an organisation that claims to have made the process easy. However, the confusion of the transition, an extra layer of bu- reaucracy and technical prob- lems have meant that payments have taken up to three months. In a time when students may feel par- ticularly hard pressed with increasing tuition fees and rising rent, the abil- ity to earn some extra money while at university may appear like an ap- petising prospect. However if the the reality of the situation was known be- forehand, there may be fewer takers; students may spend as long chasing their earnings as the time it took in making them. Direct Temping now oversees the payment and application process for all temporary student jobs within Kings on campus. Previously, this was done by the department within Kings which the student had worked for. Additional steps before a payment is made now include having to regis- ter an online profle with Direct Tem- ping and being required to present your passport and visa in person to a representative who is only available on campus at select times of the week. This is followed by having to confer with both the department and Direct Temping to confrm the previous steps (and in my personal experience, a lengthy delay due to technical prob- lems on Direct Tempings behalf). This heavily affects student ambas- sadors who are responsible for rep- resenting the university to the public. Anthony Shaw, who helped with the thestudentroom.co.uk open week says: I was hoping to get the payment before Christmas but it was such a hassle. At every stage I had to email around to get an idea wheth- er I was going to be paid soon. I did get paid eventually, but with the time I had to spend to making sure, Im not sure Id do it again. It remains to be seen as to whether the service will improve but hopefully these were just transitional problems. If the situation remains the same, these problems will disincentivise many applicants who will already be busy enough with their studies. This would be great shame as tem- porary work provides a key service to many students both to supplement their income and improve their CV. Geoffrey Chapman The entrance to the proposed College space. Inset: Professor Sir Lawrence Freedman. 21st January - 3rd February 2013 5 NEWS @Jackson12th When Casey L, Roar!s limited Christmas edition, left the press on December 14th, it provoked instant controversy among some readers. The article in question, In Defence of Page 3 by Hugh Thomson was a satir- ical piece that was not viewed as such. Arguing for The Suns infamous Page 3 to be held up as a tradition worthy of praise and admiration, Thomson attempted to satirically critique the institution by providing reasons he felt were bordering on the ridiculous. Led by the KCL Feminist Society, and supported by other students, nu- merous complaints about the article where posted to Roar! editors as well as the oIfcial roarnews Twitter account as the article was miscon- strued as serious, with the points made actually held by the author and supported by Roar!s editorial staff. Caitlin Herrity, the then-president of KCL FemSoc posted on Ben Jack- sons Roar! submissions page: Cant work out whether youve decided to endorse outdated, hurtful and of- fensive comments accross [sic] the board, or just regarding women. The situation surrounding the of- fending article was not helped by Roar!s initial response. Hindered by internal miscommunication, the of- fcial Twitter account posted that the story was serious as far as I know. This was quickly remedied when new information came to light. More outrage followed as the ar- ticle was posted on KCL Fem- Socs Facebook page, with the top half of it missing. It appears that the satire was not taken as such by all students. Comments in the article were deemed to be of a misogynistic nature, and the jokes crude and offensive to a group that views itself as marginalised by society. Quotes in the article such as with a bit of plastic surgery and a decent diet, any girl can look like that were deemed by the Roar! editorial team as too farcical to be construed as seri- ous, while some students felt that they were demeaning and went too far. The Feminist Society were invited to partake in the media forum that was scheduled the next day. Three mem- bers of KCL FemSoc attended to air their grievances about the article. Media Forum chair and Roar! News Editor, Ben Jackson handed chairman- ship over to Vice President of Student Media and Engagement (VPSME), Charlotte Richardson, who acts as Editor-in-Chief for the newspaper and the other KCLSU media societies. She, and many of the Roar! team who were in attendance, proceeded to re- spond to the allegations of misogyny. An apology was issued to those who took offence from the VPSME, though it was reiterated that no of- fence was intended and that the ar- ticle was farcical in the extreme. Having discussed the article for twenty minutes, the Feminist Society thanked the Media Forum members who at- tended, and leIt apparently satisfed. As part of the terms agreed in the me- dia forum, the Feminist Society have written a collaborative piece in re- sponse to the initial article. They have also used the opportunity to discuss the wider issues surrounding wom- ens rights and rape culture in the UK. You can hnd the KCL Feminist Societys statement on page 7. Should you wish to respond to it, email editor@roarnews.co.uk #PAGE3GATE AND THE FEMINIST SOCIETY UPROAR! Max Edwards London news The London Underground may not be your ideal mode of transportation, but its undoubtedly less stressful and expensive than trying to drive in Lon- don, quicker than buses and warmer than walking. It also remains one of the worlds most complex under- ground travel systems, with a 249- mile track, that gives passage to an estimated 1.1 billion people annually. Thus, its unsurprising that for most London students, their Oyster card inevitably becomes their best friend. This year the London Underground celebrates its 150th anniversary, so watch out for the special events planned throughout 2013 to com- memorate the occasion. The frst of which took place on the morn- ing oI Sunday 13th January, as Met Locomotive 1, a steam train built in 1898, travelled between Kensington Olympia and Moorgate, carrying specially invited guests including Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. Met Locomotive 1 followed the path of the original Metropolitan Line (now known as the Hammersmith & City Line), the frst ever Underground line that opened between Paddington and Farringdon on 9th January 1863. Mayor Johnson called the trip ex- traordinary, and said We had steam coming in through the windows, huge thick clouds of white steam going past and then bits of soot coming through from the engine. It was fascinating, as the train started to go up from Kens- ington to Notting Hill you could feel the engine really strain, but as we lev- eled off it picked up a lot of speed. Further adding It was romantic. You understand all those Victorian novels and the assignations that pos- sibly took place on those velvet seats. It was pure Conan Doyle. Sam Mullins, director of the London Transport Museum added: It was almost a little surreal, youre sitting in a wonderfully restored Victorian railway carriage, looking out through steam onto a 21st-century metro platform with pressed aluminum. As you looked to the platforms, eve- rybody had a smile on their face. Hundreds of rail enthusiasts joined commuters on stations and bridges to catch a glimpse of the train, of- ten being covered by steam as it travelled past. The restored steam train made two more trips that day, both sold-out, between Olympia and Moorgate, and then Moorgate to Edgware Road. More steam jour- neys are expected on 20th Janu- ary to continue the celebrations. Other celebration plans include a series of theatrical productions at the disused Aldwych station, screen- ings of London Underground themed flms Irom the BFI archives and an exhibition entitled Poster Art 150: Londons Greatest Designs at the London Transport Museum, to ex- hibit some of the Undergrounds distinctive artwork from across the decades. Art on the Underground also intend to have a prominent British artist bring artworks into each sta- tion as well as publish limited edition tube themed posters and prints by fIteen notable contemporary artists. Also to mark the anniversary, the Royal Mail has issued commemo- rative stamps, while the Royal Mint is pressing special edition 2 coins. Commuters can also pur- chase commemorative Oyster cards. According to TFL, the events are aimed at exploring the Tubes fascinat- ing history and looking at the vital role it will continue in the future - both in the lives of Londoners and to the eco- nomic life of London and the UK. Mike Brown, Managing Director of London Underground, also touched upon the Undergrounds future, stat- ing: As we mark the 150th anniver- sary oI the world`s frst underground railway we are also building for the fu- ture. Well lets hope so; considering the population of London is expected to increase by one million in the next 20 years, making the London Under- ground more signifcant than ever. As Sundays steam journey drew to an end, Mayor Johnson fondly re- marked: The arrival of the Tube was truly revolutionary and today it is still admired around the world. It annihilates distance, liquidates traIfc and is the throbbing cardiovascular system of the greatest city on earth. Nida Ali TFL CELEBRATES 150 YEARS OF THE TUBE The oIIending article Ieatured a picture oI a model in a revealing Santa outft. Inset: Roar!s Christmas issue. edited by Nida Ali NEWS 21st January - 3rd February 2013 THE ECHO CHAMBER OF TWITTER 21st January - 3rd February 2013 6 Olivia Selley Comment Editor comment@roarnews.co.uk COMMENT facebook.com/roarnews IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE FOR COMMENT, GET IN TOUCH AT COMMENT@ROARNEWS.CO.UK When announcing my hate for Twitter to people, the usual response is one of surprise. Thats what is so great about talking to actual people, they respond to you, and in real time too. I realise that not everyone loves Twitter and so this article may be preaching to the unconverted, but to those Twitter converts and avid practicing Tweeters I hope it highlights its utter redundancy and uselessness. Some of the proposed advantages of Twitter are as follows: it is a great business tool; it gives the individual a voice; it gives users real time access to gossip and current affairs; connects friends; connects people who might not otherwise meet but who have common interests. All of these are widely considered positive attributes of Twitter. However in reality none of them are particularly positive. Companies use it to target a potential client base. There is plenty of statistical analysis available online that tell businesses things such as 1/4 people will follow companies on Twitter in order to fnd bargains and discounts. Having read this random companies start following randomers in the hope that they might be followed back. You are then their pawn in their profteering game. They want your custom, not your opinion or your love. The cold hearted bastards. Besides as if we need to be any more bombarded by advertising than we already are by the endless stream in magazines, internet pop ups, YouTube, 4OD, billboards, buses, television. Secondly while I dont think individuals having a voice is a bad idea entirely, I do think that given the opportunity individuals feel a strange urge to vomit all their thoughts into the bottomless pit that is the Twittersphere. Did I use that right? Twittersphere? Similarly it gives anyone who has an opinion on an opinion you have expressed the opportunity to contact you and tell you exactly why they think you are wrong. And while one practices discretion by not re-tweeting such things, you have still had to read and digest whatever it is this person has said despite having never asked for their opinion in the frst place. Twitter provides a wonderful platform for people to, frstly, take oIIence, and secondly, broadcast their offence to the world. When not taking offence people are broadcasting their choice of breakfast cereal or latest wardrobe decisionssnore. Besides, most of us are fortunate enough to have actual voices, its a wonder we dont use them more to talk, rather than Tweet. Mark Henderson, author of The Geek Manifesto says that Twitter brings friends together by allowing them to share experiences with one another. He says the beauty of Twitter is that if you feel the wind though your hair, and want to share that experience with people, Twitter allows you to do that. Its a pretty trivial example, but a very accurate one. People do take to Twitter to share experiences, even when they are already sharing it with someone else. People use it to broadcast what a great time they are having with a chum and fellow Twitter user, but really that just interrupts the time they are spending together. It becomes a tool of self- validation, look at me, I have a voice and I have a friend! Congratulations. Perhaps the real-time access to news and current affairs is the indisputable advantage of Twitter? Well, no. First of all, every paper and news channel provides 24-hour rolling news updates and coverage so Twitter is superfuous. Secondly Twitter is a forum for glorious misinformation or dangerously abbreviated information. Every Twitter user seems to think they are journalists themselves, re-tweeting adding and adding their own spin on stories to the point where the truth becomes buried in some collaborative tome of error. Thirdly, all of this emphasis on real time information is rather counterproductive. Rather than providing an educative base it encourages minimal gestation of information as people form opinions instantly and then discard the vital broader information and context. Informed in 140 characters. Yeah, right. I dont think Twitter is an especially divisive issue because, I hope, no one cares enough. And this is the fnal problem with Twitter, no one does care about it, but still millions of people engage with it every day. Why? It only indicates our mindless subordination to the idea that hyper- connectivity is a good idea. Well, I dont think so, there are far too many freaks out there in the sphere. In yet another fantastic wildlife series, Africa, David Attenborough doesnt shy away from presenting the daily competition for life and death in explicit detail. The animal world, it seems is populated solely by predators and prey of one sort or another. Our corner of the animal kingdom is no different, and Africa, unfortunately, is the perfect example of that. In the last 100 years Africa has struggled to develop into the productive and autonomous region that every other continent has, more or less. Many interventions have been attempted over the decades to try and get Africa on its feet and give it a fghting chance. Clearly they havent worked. Aid has achieved many great things but, on the whole, has the condition of the region improved signifcantly? Does there appear to be a general trend towards genuine and lasting development across the board? Not really. The same sad stories keep repeating themselves. This is the case, not because the rich countries arent doing enough but because were doing too much. Africa would be best left alone, and the reason we dont leave it be is ultimately because its more proftable Ior the rich world to have Africa undeveloped and dependent on tokenistic handouts than to have it on an even playing feld. In the 1600s nutmeg was worth many times more than its weight in gold. A decent size sack could set you up for life, with a house, staff and expensive wine till the day you died. It also only grew on a few islands in modern day Indonesia. That constituted it as a serious complication in a time when Indonesia wasnt even on any English maps. But eventually English merchants decided to cut out the Venetian and Persian middle men and go directly to the source (in little wooden boats packed Iull oI mostly drunk fshermen from the west country, with no toothbrushes but plenty of scurvy) to take advantage oI the enormous profts a successful mission could make. The profts were enormous because nutmeg at its source was dirt cheap. The natives of the Spice Islands werent exactly stakeholders in the international economy and as such they charged almost nothing for their nutmeg, and were happy to almost give it away by the boat load. It was so lucrative that it gave the English a nasty habit for making enormous profts at the expense of poorer undeveloped nations. The trading company that led these missions to the Spice Islands became the English East India Company. Like the merchants who fnanced the hugely expensive and risky missions to the Spice Islands, modern multi national companies know from experience that big investment in the early stages reaching out and exploiting natural resources at their source can really pay off in the long run. But, to be the lucky multi national that gets to go there and do that you have to have the supply that meets a demand. If a country already has a lot of competition from similar service providers theres no demand for you. If a countrys laws protect itself from big foreign companies, you the big multi national are not the supply they want. Africa, on the whole, neither has its own native companies that can compete with the multi nationals nor does it bar them from entry. The result is not only exploitation of its resources but a lack of native African economic development as African companies fail to compete with the multi nationals that have come in to fll the gap in the market. Before the industrial revolution, England was a relatively poor nation of Europe. So it protected its resources and domestic markets until its native industries were strong enough to trade competitively with those on the continent. For all the barbarous plundering and bloodshed of the British Empire, the real wealth was made through its trade in markets that it dominated. Just like with the nutmeg. Its called protecting your infant industries and it didnt only work for the British. The Americans did it too. During the frst halI oI the 20th century America was isolationist politically and protectionist economically. It made great use of its natural resources domestically until it was ready to compete internationally. WW2 also helped even out the international economy, which America was then able to dominate. And that seems to have worked out well for them too. China is the most recent example and even more relevant to Africa, the only remaining undeveloped continent: After 100 years of being exploited and generally pushed around by Britain and others, China shut down its boarders during the middle of the 20th century and developed in safe isolation. About 25 years later it started to slowly open for business when it felt good and ready and that has gone pretty well for them too Id say. Spare a thought for poor Mali. Once an empire made possible by the trans Saharan trade route, it profted Irom competitive trade on the back of camels in much the same way that Europeans later profted under sail and in turn made the trans Saharan routes obsolete. Today Mali cant afford adequate defences against Islamist rebels and has to rely on France for help. 500 years ago we developed the competitive advantage over Africa. Isnt it about time we let go? TRADING IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS James Rowland Alexander Roberts Bloody feminists complain- ing about something or oth- er again; what is it now..? So you may or may not have heard the furore at the end of last term, which saw Roar! fall under accusations of sexism and misogyny. This was the result of a full page article published in the Christmas special edition, enti- tled: In DeIence oI Page 3. As word spread and the article was circulated, people quickly moved from disbe- lief to genuine anger and outrage, reading lines such as with a bit of plastic surgery and a decent diet, any girl can look like that. Women have a duty. Could be the motivation they need. There were so many offensive lines such as this that were not go- ing to offer a point by point response to the December article; instead, were going to explain our position. One of the most obvious issues with the article was that it was sup- posedly just a joke and therefore shouldnt be taken seriously or found offensive.... However, there were many at the time who were un- sure if it was a joke or not (includ- ing members of the Roar! Edito- rial Team!) and this is hugely telling. The fact that we cant immediately discern whether such sexist hate- speech is meant to be humourous or not, shows how prevalent these atti- tudes have become; that it has some- how become acceptable to fnd Iun in discrimination. Furthermore, even if it was meant as a joke, at whose expense was the joke being made? Its clear that the arguments were not aimed at stereotyped sexist men who buy The Sun, but rather at fat old women who complain about Page 3 and are probably just jealous themselves. Irony, satire or just political humour are meant to ridicule and belittle sex- ism; not perpetuate it. Its not good enough to say that irony is in the conception, not the reception: the entire premise of irony is to show contempt for something contempt- ible, whilst mocking it. If you fail at the contempt you fail at the irony, and simply end up reproducing and thus reinforcing that which youre meant to be criticising. (After the article was published, members of the Feminist Society shared various brilliant sat- ires, for example John Scalzis Hi Im a Rapist, to prove this point). Whatever your intentions, if you say something sexist youve said something sexist, and need to ac- cept your responsibility. You can- not simply spew sexist bile by slyly hiding your words under the veil of satire, and then dismissing other peoples upset as an overreaction. If you walk up to someone and acci- dentally step on their foot, you cant blame them for having their foot there: you walked up to them and you ought to have watched where you were going. It also raises the ques- tion: would Roar! have ever printed such derogatory comments about a race or religion? Probably not, and this brings us to the wider issue. Right now the national No More Page 3 Campaign (NoMoreP- age3) is collecting signatures and raising awareness through activ- ism of how people feel about the widespread availability of teenage breasts in a family newspaper, and what impact it is having on society. To state the bleeding obvious, the Roar! article In Defence of Page 3` was actually accompanied by an airbrushed photo of a skinny white glamour model. Of course, there is nothing inherently wrong with the im- age itself, but by choosing this, rather than a satirical cartoon or a photo of readers of The Sun, once again shows the real attitude of the piece. As research by the Everyday Sexism Project (@EverydaySexism) shows, there is strong evidence that such im- ages contribute to a deeply problem- atic ideology in the public conscious- ness relating to womens breasts; who owns them, who has the right to touch them and who is entitled to judge and comment on them. The Page 3 issue is thereIore important be- cause it feeds into a wider sexist cul- ture (brace yourselves for some stats). Sexism IS important because were living in a world where less than 1 in 4 of our MPs and only 1 in 5 of those in the House of Lords is female. Where only 15 oI the 573 listed stat- ues commemorating people around the UK are of women and less than 1 in 10 of our engineers are female. This problem pervades every part of our society: in Chemistry 50% of undergraduates are women, but only 6% of professors, and only 5 oI the 250 major flms last year were directed by women. Perhaps most terrifyingly, in a Home OIfce survey as recent as 2009, 20 of those polled said it was acceptable in some circumstances for a man to hit or slap his wife or girlfriend in re- sponse to her being dressed in sexy or revealing clothes in public, and 36 said a woman should be held fully or partially responsible if she is sexu- ally assaulted or raped whilst drunk. As MP and former equalities minister Lynne Featherstone said, the link be- tween Page 3 and domestic violence is about the constant drip, drip of women being sexualised in the pub- lic space [which] has a great bearing on attitudes and domestic violence. So where do we go from here? Well on the bright side its Womens His- tory Month in March, and our Society and the whole of KCLSU will be cele- brating amazing women, who despite the odds have overcome this every- day sexism to achieve great things. You can also join the KCL Feminist Society (@KCLFemSoc), an open liberation group founded this year for all Kings students (yes, including the boys) where we can come together to try and fgure out how to eliminate sex- ism from our university, and our lives. #PAGE3GATE, AND WHY THE FEMINISTS GOT ALL ANGRY 21st January - 3rd February 2013 LETTERS 7 KCL Feminist Society In light of a meeting with representatives of the KCL Feminist Society, Roar! invited them to provide a response to that article. This is their full, uncensored statement... * *Headline chosen by KCL Feminist Society @roar_news You learn many things when you live in a city like London. One thing that you do not learn is how to respect and make time for others. I like to think that I am reasonably polite but Ive often pushed past daw- dling people on the tube or exchanged a hi-ok-thanks-bye with the man who just served me a coffee; and, as every Londoner likes to repeat to es- tablish their position as a Londoner: dont even get me started on tourists. I have been in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, for just one week and I al- ready feel very welcome. Almost eve- ryone I have met is amicable from the beginning. Hello sir, how are you to- day? and Oh, youre welcome! are seldom used in London. The former is seen as empty artifce and the lat- ter as pointless- why would you ac- knowledge that someone has just said thankyou when youve already done something to warrant the thankyou? The title sir is only used by old fashioned people or perhaps a police oIfcer; here, teenagers say it to their peers and adults, and vice versa. They are small and brief pleasantries but, as an American once told me, they show the other person that you respect them. It extends beyond etiquette as well: the South appears to deserve its rep- utation for hospitality. Earlier this afternoon, Elise, whom I had only met two days ago, offered to drive me half an hour to the supermarket so I could live beyond my Spartan regimen of coffee-bagel-coffee-pizza. Beyond London, the excessive po- liteness of English people is often counter-productive. I am not an awk- ward person but I have often been in situations where I do not ask ques- tions because It is rude to ask too many questions. At an American friends dinner party the other night, the guests seemed interested in ask- ing me questions without being too inquisitive and, conversely, were just as happy to talk about themselves. The Americans I have met so far have seemed eager to achieve a fa- miliarity with me yet they are aware that its always nice to be polite. Although British people are known for their excessive politeness, I do think that London is outside of this maxim. Londoners attitudes to- wards others seem to run along these lines: this is a big city so Ill never see this guy again, why do I need to bother being friendly? or I live in London; I am a big shot; I have no time for manners. It is easy to come to the city and get caught up in a mentality which leaves little time for people who are not your friends. Perhaps my frst impressions oI North Carolina will be exposed as nave but I feel that Americans here are sin- cere in their friendly demeanour. Im not sure why people are more ap- proachable and welcoming but it is a refreshing environment to live in. I like to think that Ill come back home and be a bit more pleasant to fellow Londoners and tourists alike. amanshouldtravel.wordpress.com WELCOME TO NORTH CAROLINA! WERE VERY FRIENDLY 21st January - 3rd February 2013 James Thorpe I live in the Czech Repub- lic where for Christmas people keep live carp in their bathtubs. And then they eat them. Well, most of the time... I have a friend whose family somehow forgot about the carp one year. They found its corpse several weeks later in a bathroom they didnt use. Seeing the fsh on the market stalls this year got me thinking about the bizarre ways people around the world have spent their holidays. Or the ones we dont know about at least. In the UK, you decorate your houses in fashing multicoloured lights, set puddings on fre, watch old men in drag on stage and wear paper crowns whilst asking each other questions such as Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? or What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?. (The answers, which Im sure youre absolutely dying to know, are a mince spy and a Christmas quacker.) To an extraterrestrial visitor, these tra- ditions would probably be just as bi- zarre as the traditions of other cultures. These are some of my favour- ite ways people have spent their holidays around the world: In Japan, they queue up for the ultimate romantic meal at KFC. The company has cleverly mar- keted fried chicken as being the traditional food for Christmas day, which is also considered as a time to spend with your loved one. In New York, there is a riveting television programme lasting 24 hours. You spend your Christmas day watching a virtual burning log. Naughty children are threatened with being sacrifced to the Jolakt- turinn, or the Christmas Cat, in Ice- land. If that doesnt work there is always the threat of the Christ- mas trolls. Or banking collapse. 75% of Finns like to spend time at a cemetery. It makes for a very merry Christmas. There is a game in America, called Snap Dragon, where contestants pick raisins out of burning brandy and put them out with their mouths. In Arizona in America, gun clubs of- fer the opportunity for families show their peace and goodwill by pos- ing with Father Christmas. Oh, and AK47s, machine guns and grenades. To brighten up an otherwise dreary morning at church, inhabitants of Cara- cas, Venezuela, arrive on roller-skates. New Years Eve in Germany, Fin- land, Estonia, the Netherlands, Aus- tria, South Africa, Denmark, Norway etc. etc. etc. is celebrated by watch- ing on television an elderly English aristocrat being served dinner by her butler with her imaginary friends. Whilst Dinner for One has its merits, I prefer the version Eu- ros for No One featuring Angela Merkel and Nicholas Sarkozy. For some, all around the world, the holidays started by feeing to magi- cal mountains such as Rtanj moun- tain in Serbia or Bugarach in France to escape the expected apocalypse. Others spent their money wise- ly and useIully bought 30,000 survival pods that could sup- posedly withstand 1km waves. However, as the world has not ended we have all had to return to Kings and the world of deadlines and ex- ams. Welcome back, everyone. HOW DID YOU SPEND YOUR HOLIDAY? Dora Robinson 8 Anthony Shaw Features Editor features@roarnews.co.uk FEATURES facebook.com/roarnews I was working at The Bolton News this month when a strange call came in from a man in the area who claimed he woke up to a small earthquake. The pensioner, who wished to re- main anonymous, said he woke up at 1:10am to his house shaking. At frst, he thought he was having a heart attack. I mused, perhaps hed had a heavy night of drinking and his stomach was rumbling the next morning. Maybe hed had tremen- dous wind? Fortunately, I had the tact to keep these thoughts to myself. He alleged the tremors slowly died down aIter 30 minutes, beIore he went back to sleep. If my house was shaking for half an hour, I im- agine Id probably get the heck out of there, but to each their own. It felt as though plywood was be- ing sawed with an old blade, said the pensioner, aged 79, which I thought was a rather prudish way of describing an earth tremor. Gen- erally, quake testimonies tend to produce erotic connotations, with all the intense vibrations that one must experience during the event. The man from Bolton had called a friend in the area, who suggested that it might be due to a possible collapse underground in one of the local coal mines, which date back to the 18th century. I was however still suspi- cious about these curious claims. Keen to get to the bottom of the case and help my new friend out, I contacted Julian Bukits of the British Geological Survey (BGS), who scrutinised the signals from the nearest seismograph sites and found that there had been no no- ticeable change the night before. Bukits said: There was no evi- dence of a seismic disturbance, of any kind, detected by the BGS seis- mograph network. It may well be the case that a man in Bolton did experience something but, what- ever it was, may have been so local- ised and too small to be recorded. A small quake hit my home county of Cumbria last year, reaching a mag- nitude of 2.1 on the Richter scale. It is suspected that it was caused by fracking in nearby Lancashire. Fracking is a controversial process that involves drilling down into the earth and creating small explosions to shatter shale rocks to release the gas inside. Who ever thought setting off bombs underground was a good idea? British earthquakes arent a recent thing; they were occurring long be- fore the infamous rise of shale gas drilling. BGS started operating in 1835 when my pensioner Iriend was a mere boy, and they experience around 20 earthquakes a year, most of which occur along the west coast. If you wake up in the middle of the night and think your house is shaking, I encourage you to feel your stomach before calling the press. After the unu- sual task of investigating the claim of a local earthquake, I am certain of one thing I fracking hope my dear friend in Bolton gets his bowels sorted out. SHARD GIVEN A PLATFORM The majestic tall glass building erecting from London Bridge shines brightly even in the dull winter morn- ing. The peace and splendour is slight- ly ruined by the onslaught of com- muters to building works which seem forever non-ending. The entrance to the shard is a wide open plan space still containing the fresh layer of foor laden dust and strong Iurnished smell that you get from new construc- tion that few have yet walked upon. Passing through one set of security checking tickets, you climb the stairs into the main hall, where you snake through the line and thus have to pass through airport like security of full body scanner, after which you empty your pockets and hand your bags to go through the x-ray. Having done this your short walk to the frst liIts is a memorable one. Murals litter each side of the wall, containing famous landmarks such as Marble Arch and the National Theatre, celebrities from over the decades were drawn into the frames, the Queen on the scooter with her corgis and London Mayor Boris Johnson shining the shoes of a top hated former mayor Ken Liv- ingstone. The foors are also to be admired, the river snakes through the middle as living words of tales and words of wisdom from around the boroughs of London strewn across the design such as Londons earli- est tea house was here and so on. The lifts themselves are split into two, one taken Irom ground to the 33rd level and then another up to the 68th. Signs that there was still work to be done before the grand opening on the 1st February could be seen, the lift at- tendant informing us that the smashed lights in the lift was due to an error by a workmen with clumsy hands equipped with a ladder. En-route half- way up one of the side panels decided to leave the wall, all quite comical and minor things that tend to happen in that hasty run up to public opening. As the liIt ventures to the 68th foor, a mighty 800ft above the ground, the lift whistles, ears begin to pop and the one screen still working on the ceil- ing shows colourful animations of weather going from torrential rain to bright sunshine as you reach the top. There were two parts to the viewing platIorm, the frst being the inside section, benefcial Ior the less brave vertigo sufferers like myself who still feel safe enclosed and not less afraid oI the towering glass fowing down to the streets. The view itself was not great due to the mornings cloudy plume, however the awe at being so high above London was fascinating, a rare feeling to be so far away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. On a clear day, the view can reach out over 40 miles into the distance; a view that over shines any other build- ing in Western Europe. The special telescopes used on the foor were es- sential in this glum morning, design- ers using the unpredictability of Lon- don visibility to their advantages. Not only do they show a live feed through the lens, but also an as it is image, a pre recorded visual ranging from what London looks like on a clear day to that of also a sunset view and a night time view. By focusing on landmarks, an audible hearing relates some infor- mation about the points of interest. It was then a short walk up the stairs to the outdoor level; the scaffolding that still lay to one corner increased my moderate fear of heights and a hasty few moments wondering if they had successfully completed this sec- tion yet. After a nervous walk to the edge you quickly realised you are not as exposed as originally thought. Af- ter a few touristy snaps on the cam- era, it was ready to go, a quick fve minutes back down, passing the gift shop still in its refurbishment infancy. Before you know it youre back out to reality, back to the London as you know it, a strange feeling in it- self. The whole trip took around 25 minutes, queuing was minimal and the process very smooth. All staff were very friendly and informa- tive, ready to answer any ques- tions, profcient in keeping the Ioot traIfc moving at a leisurely pace. In regards to price, tickets are sell- ing at 25 per adult for the experi- ence, at frst thought this is very expensive, however with this being cheaper than the London, Eye, a bet- ter view, and to be honest a much more pleasant and enjoyable visit, the price for the new top London at- traction seems to be rather rewarding. A DEADLY EARTHQUAKE OR A RUMBLY TUMMY? Ben Jackson What are the best pubs in the area around Kings? Whether you just want a quick tipple, a longer session, or even a London cultural experience, where should you go to spend your hard earned stu- dent loan? In no particular order, here is a quick compilation oI the top fve walking distance pubs: 1. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, Fleet Street Apparantly Dickens used to frequent and once you have found your way in, you can see that the place has kept much of its character. Great for a rea- sonably priced pint of bitter and not too far from Kings on Fleet Street, a must-visit for any history, and beer, lover. 2. The Knights Templar, Chancery Lane Not just any old Wetherspoons. Im- pressive and just across the road from the Maughan library, this pub is a fantastic, affordable place to have a nice pint and a bit of pub-grub to boot. Not going into too much detail its a Wetherspoons so is pretty much like any other it is certainly worth a visit, if for nothing else to make you feel slightly more important than your budget allows! 3. The Princess Louis, High Holborn A personal favourite. Just down High Holborn opposite Holborn station, this is a real gem. Separated into compartments in original Victorian style with authentic furnishings, it feels like a top hat should be on the dress code. But the casual atmosphere makes it a truly enjoyable place to have a drink and everywhere there are unexpected delights (the urinals in the gents havent changed since Victorian times!) 4. The George, Strand A cosy, Sunday lunch pub. Opposite the Royal courts of Justice, this is the place to sit in the warm, put your feet up, bring out the pipe (electronic of course) and read The Times (or Roar!). Also deserving of a mention is the Ye Olde Cock Tavern just up the road which has many of the same attributes. For more grandeur on the Strand, try the Old Bank of England. Let`s just say the faming torches out- side are just a taste of its majesty. 5. The Punch and Judy, Covent Garden A bit of wild card considering other greats such as the Seven Stars and the Lyceum, but certainly worthy of a top fve place. Complete with a balcony overlooking the various performers and market of Covent garden, this is a place which refects all oI the char- acter of one of the most vibrant parts of London. Although pretty pricey, this is defnitely worth a visit, even iI its just for the one! So there you have it, the best pubs around Kings. Although its a list worth following, feedback would be welcome and iI you fnd any pubs worth a visit around Kings or anywhere in Lon- don message me on henry.cross@kcl. ac.uk, and your suggestions will be included in forthcoming articles. Also, anywhere around the centre of London you cannot go wrong with Samuel Smiths run pubs. Just give that title a quick internet search and every pub desire you have will be satiated. OUR TOP FIVE WATERING HOLES AROUND STRAND 9 FEATURES @roar_news 21st January - 3rd February 2013 Henry Cross Liam Jackson We live in a society in which the re- view plays a very important role. At one time a preserve of the Arts, an evaluation of almost anything can now be found online, and well rarely hand over our cash or tap in our pin number without frst seeking the advice of a stranger on the internet. But dont for a moment let me give you the impression that Im be- moaning the rise of the review, for they can often be invaluable. Take, for example, Andrews re- view on Amazon for Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme (200 ml), priced at a fairly reasonable 5.44. Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the frst thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a ma- roon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you dont have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. [Andrew went on to give the product a 5 star rat- ing because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless] Andrews decision to share his expe- rience with this product online means that thousands of men across the na- tion, perhaps even the world, will be spared the ordeal that he so bravely endured. But if this isnt enough to justify our tendency to review every object we come into contact with, we only need to look at smartphone apps, which can identify your lo- cation and give you detailed user re- views of every service you could pos- sibly require within your local area. Well, almost every service. One even- ing last summer, however, I was not in need of an Italian restaurant, a traditional English pub, a cosy inde- pendent cinema, or even a high-class hooker. Instead I required the services of a public lavatory. I smiled compla- cently as I took out my phone and readied myself to see what the various reviewers had to say about the central London facilities. No results found. It took some time for my horror to abate itself, but, once it had I resolved that there was only one option: I would have to write my own reviews. A lot has happened since then, and recently I was promoted to the position of chief lavatory critic for a major newspaper. Allow me to share with you three of my recent reviews. Broadwick Street, Soho What better place to start than Broad- wick Street Public Toilets, a lava- tory of almost unequalled reputation. The iron gates which surround the steps leading down to the atrium (spa- cious but not excessively so) tell you what you should already know: you are entering a high class establishment. As if I wasnt excited enough during my visit, upon arriving I noticed a sign above the steps which informed me that CCTV cameras were operat- ing inside: a sure sign that there would be some celebrities in that night. I must admit I was a little surprised to see one unfortunate patron sprawled across the foor when I went in, but its a sad inevitability that at an establishment like this where ce- lebrities can be spotted, the excite- ment will prove too much for some. An acquaintance I happened to bump into reliably informed me that George Michael had dropped in earlier on in the night: this would go some way to explaining our man on the foor. But apart from that, it was a thoroughly enjoyable evening. Great Marlborough Street, Soho Another celebrated venue in Soho, al- though this reviewers experience was unfortunately not a very positive one. With a rather steep cover charge of 50p this establishment tends to attract an upmarket crowd: young, professional types with a bit too much cash to splash. Nevertheless I grudgingly paid and approached the attendant. Urinal for one, sir? he asked. I hesitated, before responding: Er no just a cubicle for one tonight, please. He nodded, smiled and led me to my cubicle where I wasted no time in making myself comfortable. The dcor, I must admit, is a bit bare, but my eye was caught on this occa- sion by two holes in the side of the cubicle door. At frst I couldn`t un- derstand what they could possibly be for, but later in the evening I realised. I left GMS public lavatory with a sour taste in my mouth, feeling I hadnt really got my moneys worth. Covent Garden Heres one for when you face that awkward where-to-go-on-a-frst-date conundrum. I was supposed to be meeting a work colleague and couldnt for the life of me decide on a venue. In the end I decided on the pub- lic bathroom just off Covent Gar- den, and couldnt have made a better decision. Arriving a good quarter of an hour early I thought I might as well go downstairs rather than waiting outside in the cold. One minor disadvantage: It should be pointed out that this establish- ment does require its patrons to roll up their trousers upon enter- ing: the inch of urine that covers the foor may well be crucial to the ambiance, but can also stain trou- sers, as any veteran will know. The social aspect of this one has a lot to be said for itself, though. Taking my place at a urinal (I had to settle for a middle one reserve at least a few days in advance if you want an end one) it was not long before I struck up a conversation with a fellow patron, who turned out to be a former lavato- ry critic for a major TV news channel. SuIfce to say we were able to ex- change many entertaining anec- dotes about our years in the feld. Next week: reviews of the best abortion clinics in London! HUGH THOMSON REVIEWS TOILETS Hugh Thomson 21st January - 3rd February 2013 10 FEATURES facebook.com/roarnews From Monday 28 January 2013 King`s College London will be holding Ca- reers in Public Policy Week - a week of events and workshops about work- ing in political organisations, think tanks and other public policy roles. This informative week has been jointly organised by KCLs Careers Service, KCL Think Tank Soci- ety, KCL Model United Nations Society, and KCL Politics Society. The societies identifed a keen need for this kind of event. While students get plenty of information on how to proceed in banking, law, consultancy and other sectors, surprisingly little information is available to help those with an interest in politics and policy. The Careers in Public Policy Week aims to address the shortfall in available information by host- ing accessible events, engaging workshops and networking events. The events continue KCL Think Tanks commitment to empower- ing students by providing them with opportunities to contribute to the policy debate in a constructive man- ner. The debates held by the society are supported by subject experts, and give students an opportunity to net- work with proIessionals in the feld. KCL Think Tanks annual jour- nal, The Spectrum, provides stu- dents with an opportunity to voice their opinions and have them heard by infuential experts and organi- sations within the policy feld. With continuing pessimism over the economic climate both domestically and internationally students are in- creasingly voicing their concerns over their career prospects. Strong compe- tition for jobs means that students need additional skills and experience in or- der for their applications to stand out. Careers in Public Policy Week aims to provide students with the knowl- edge, skills, and experience they need in order to pursue a successful career in politics or public policy. KCL Think Tank President Sebas- tiaan Debrouwere argues, Students at a university with world-leading departments and faculty in Politi- cal Science should be well-informed about how they can succeed in making a mark on their societies through a career in public policy. The events will concentrate on a whole spectrum of ca- reer options in public policy. At its event Working for a Think Tank on Monday, KCL Think Tank will be providing students with a valuable insight into the world of think tanks. Sebastiaan Debrouwere says, Think tanks are not only some of the most prominent actors in the political are- na, but also some of the most valu- able ones in terms of stimulating in- novation. At our event, students will be able to see how they can start a career in this exciting feld, progress in it, and capitalise on in- ternships and other extracurricular experiences to take a head-start. KCL Politics Society will be hosting its Working in West- minster event on Thursday. Ramtin Hajimonshi, the societys President, comments, This event will inform students on decision- making at high levels and, in so doing, provide students with a greater capacity to secure intern- ships and obtain careers in the feld. The Careers Service will be run- ning a number of workshops and policy-tailored drop in sessions for students, while EU Careers will be giving talks and advice to students hoping to pursue a career in the EU. MONDAY 28TH JANUARY 13.00-14.00: Workshop held by Careers Service 18.30-20.30: Working Ior a Think Tank by KCL Think Tank (K6.29) TUESDAY 29TH JANUARY 13.00-14.00: Workshop held by Careers Service 18.30-20.30: Working Ior the UN/ International Organisations by KCL MUN WEDNESDAY 30TH JANUARY 13.00-14.00: Working Ior the EU, organised by EU Careers Service Afternoon (TBC): Policy-tailored drop in sessions by Careers Service THURSDAY 31ST JANUARY 13.00-14.00: Workshop held by Ca- reers Service 18.30-20.30: Working in Westminster by KCL Politics Society Please visit Careers in Public Policy Weeks Facebook page for more infor- mation, including regular updates on the events and workshops being held. 21st January - 3rd February 2013 Assessment centre coming up? Do you want to know what to ex- pect and what skills will be useful? Thankfully this week is Assessment Centre week. Check out the events list, left, to fnd out what, when and where. Even if you have no got an assessment centre lined up in the near future it is a good idea to get geared up in advance. For the majority of graduate schemes and internships it is a ne- cessity to pass the assessment centre to land yourself the job. Assessment centres last for a whole day and consist of a wide vari- ety of projects from group exc- ersises to one-to-one interviews. You may be required to under- take different tasks such as a pres- entation or competency tests. The best way to avoid being daunted on the day is to prepare in advance. Research the company in de- tail, showing you are aware of the companys history and how the company works shows that you have an interest in the job. Check if there is any helpful informa- tion available on their websites regard- ing the assessment centre and look up what tasks you will have to undertake. PB: Some Assessment Centre Week events must be booked in adance. Check out: http://iextras.thecareersgroup.co.uk/ rss/kingsrss.aspx for more information THIS WEEK: ASSESSMENT CENTRE WEEK 11 Mary Davies Careers Editor marydavies_@hotmail.com CAREERS KCL THINK TANK PUBLIC POLICY WEEK Introduction to Assessment Centre 21/01/2013 12:00 K0.18 Assessment Centre Skills 21/01/2013 13:00 S0.13 How to...Cover Letters 21/01/2013 16:30 Careers & Employability Centre, The Bridge, Level 1 Macadam Building How to get to the Assessment Centre! 21/01/2013 17:30 FWB 1.17 Psychometric Testing 22/01/2013 12:00 FWB 3.52 Group Work 22/01/2013 13:00 FWB 1.17 Group Excersise 22/01/2013 17:30 K2.29, Council Room Strength Based Interviews 23/01/2013 12:00 K0.20 Microsoft Tech Talk 23/01/2013 18:00 K0.20 The Secret to Assessment Centres 24/01/2013 12:00 FWB 3.52 Demystifying Assessment Centres 24/01/2013 17:30 FWB 1.11 Assessment Centre Day 25/01/2013 10:00 Careers & Employability Centre, The Bridge, Level 1 Macadam Building Mock Assessment Centre 28/01/2013 12:30 26 Chapter Street SW1P 4NP For more information regarding these events please go to: http://iextras.thecareersgroup.co.uk/ rss/kingsrss.aspx Kathryn Hale & Aylan Aliyeva WATCH THIS SPACE @roar_news 21st January - 3rd February 2013 14 Max Edwards Arts Editor arts@roarnews.co.uk ARTS facebook.com/roarnews 1970s STYLE EDITORS PICKS Privates on Parade, @ the Noel Coward Theatre. Until March 2nd, 2013, tickets from 10. Wildlife Photographer of the Year Award, @ the Natural History Museum. Until March 3rd 2013, concessions 5. Luisa Omielan - What Would Be- yonce Do?, @ The Soho Thea- tre. Until January 26th 2013, student tickets at 12.50-15 Hollywood Costume, @ the Vic- toria & Albert Museum. Until January 27th, Student tickets 9 Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize, @ the National Portrait Gal- lery, Until February 17th 2013, free. GET YOUR PRIVATES OUT Michael Grandage, formerly artis- tic director of the Donmar ware- house, makes his directorial debut since leaving to form his own theatre company with Privates on Parade. This, the frst oI fve plays during a res- idency at the Noel Coward theatre, is an all-singing, all-dancing, play-with- songs, that follows SADUSEA, the Song And dance Unit, South East Asia. Tasked with entertaining the troops in post-war Malaya, the camper and in- nuendo is turned up to eleven through- out, providing an excellent platform for a wonderful cast of comic actors. Of these, Simon Russell Beale is the stand out performer. Perhaps lacking the star quality of the sea- sons other plays (which includes the likes of Judi Dench, Jude Law and Daniel Radcliffe), Beale creates his own hype with a stunning per- formance as Corporal Terri Denis. A famboyant drag queen, he makes a mockery of standard army proce- dure, his lines flled with double en- tendre and a mincing stage presence. The aggressive camp of his perfor- mance lends it a little daring, as the does the full nudity of a shower scene. However, this shock factor is shot full with satire at no point does it feel like just another Cabaret-clone, instead it is a full blooded perfor- mance with a message to get across. Beales counterpoint, Major Flack, played with great gusto and surpris- ing subtleties by Angus Wright, is the perfect foil for the camp cen- tre stage. Naively blind to homo- sexual behaviour going on in front of his eyes, and always wanting to do right for the nation, he leads the troop into disastrous actual mili- tary action in the heart of Malaya. However, we are led to feel sorry for this blithely upper class gent, who only has what he feels are the best interests of the men at heart, with his kindness and unswerving faith in God. While the absurdities of Beale are perfectly counterpointed with the small gestures of this master- ful actor, at times Wright misses a little subtlety that could lend his performance a greater edge. However, that is not to take away from what was an inspired casting choice. Away from Beale, Joseph Timms as Corporal Flowers, and John Marquez as a foul mouthed, work- ing class corporal wrestling with his sexuality are excellent. Timms fresh-faced innocence leads to many jokes at his expense: when informed that a new intelligence corps member is to be attached to your section, Beales Terri responds with a lascivious Sounds heaven. Marquez is one of the ma- jor human-interest sub plots. His relationship with a fellow, out, in- fantryman means a lot of soul searching and diIfculty adjusting, complete with swear-jar flling 'Iucks and 'shits. Grandages masterstroke, apart from Beales casting, comes however in his portrayal of chino-Malayan waiters. Silent throughout the play, their vi- tal actions drive the plot forward. In the fnal scene, they appear di- vested of their stereotypical cloth- ing, wearing business suits and shaking hands in front of an image of a modern-day East Asian city. The message here is clear, as colonial- isms bounds are thrown off, and the rather ominous threat of the Easts rapid expansion and continual pres- ence is Western affairs is critiqued in fve seconds oI on stage action. Privates have been paraded, both fguratively and literally, but Pe- ter Nicholss play has a heart that beats a serious tune beneath the musical chorus that overlays it. The fIteen month season is an excit- ing opportunity for all to experience excellent casts at the hands of prob- ably the best director that British theatre has to offer, for prices that the West End hasnt seen for years. Perhaps taking from the success of the National Theatres 12 Travelex tick- ets, Grandage`s entire run oI fve plays will offer around 200 tickets per show at just 10, more than affordable for all. This is an opportunity to see some oI the fnest productions and the fnest actors Britain has to oI- Ier, at some oI the fnest prices. Max Edwards Last Tuesday morning, music fans emitted an excited gasp in unison that measured on the Richter Scale. Hes back. The Thin White Duke. Ziggy Stardust. The Labyrinth Goblin King (the 80s were a simpler time) or, to you and me, David Bowie. And whereas this is not the place to discuss how generally amazing this is (SO AMAZING), Bowies reappear- ance sees him, in a rare moment of conformity, following the trend rather than leading it; looking at the arts cal- endar, 2013 is so much about the 1970s that it might as well have three-day weeks and sport an ill-advised afro. Imagine the arts scene in the 1970s. The radio is dominated by Bowie, who spends the entire decade casu- ally creating classic albums like Heroes and Ziggy Stardust. The Rolling Stones, who release ar- guably their fnest album in 1972, and Fleetwood Mac, whose Ru- mours sold more copies (prob- ably) than Damien Hirst has pounds. Now back to 2013, in which the big- gest culture stories are oh wait David Bowie (the subject of a massive retrospective at the V&A, the most hotly anticipated show since.well, their Hollywood Costume show of last month, but you know what I mean), and the Stones and the Mac, the bookies favourites for Glastonbury. But it doesnt stop there the Tate Modern may as well install a light- up foor and disco ball in the Tur- bine, with their two big draws for the year being Roy Lichtenstein and Kraftwerk, who bring das UberRo- botFunk to the gallery this February. So bring out those fares and celebrate an art world where 1973 is the new 2013. Michael Grandage (see below for aa review of Privates on Parade) is 2013. His sublime directing skills and masterful casts will blow away hundreds of thousands of audience members over the course of the year. Contrary to my esteemed sub- editor (pipe down at the back!), 2013 is not about the 1970s, but is in fact about itself. What better way Ior 2013 to be 2013 than a brand new play featuring some new and some old(er) British talent? Grandage brings us Peter and Alice in March, John Logans brand new play about the real life inspirations for Alice in Wonderland and Peter Pan. And arent we lucky to see two amazing talent as M and Q hit the stage together, in a kind of bi- zarre 007-childrens fction mashup. This will be the frst time Bond stars Judi Dench and Ben Whishaw have been on stage together. Elsewhere, we have the usu- al profigacy oI award shows and brand new exhibitions. However the most exciting bit of 2013 is oI course LS Lowry be- ing shown at the Tate Modern. Never before shown in the UK, this major retrospective is pure 2013. What better time to look at a Brit- ish artist of Britain than when we are basking in the uniquely 2013 post-Olympic glow (its like post- coital, only ... more patriotic). Be sure that the Olympics will fea- ture heavily as London in particu- lar tries to keep the happiness alive. 2013 will be an astonishing cul- tural year, but it will be unique, itself, its own best friend. Instead of harking back it will create its own legacy, and be something to hark back to. The 70s are so last century. Max Edwards Samuel Spencer NEW YEAR, NEW ART, NEW YOU 15 @onechaptermore 21st January - 3rd February 2013 Samuel Spencer Arts Sub-Editor arts@roarnews.co.uk The new portrait of Kate Middleton revealed at the National Art Gal- lery has polarised the art world. Some have praised as both warm and informal, a stark contrast to the usual stiff and stern monar- chical portraits we are used to. But in this authors opin- ion, its just a bit shite really. How can a portrait of such a beau- tiful young woman make her look like a withered old ghost? It is both unpleasant and ghast- ly and Kate seems to leer from a dark corner while seemingly hold- ing in a simple passing of wind. Normally I wouldnt mind Kate Mid- dleton hiding in the corner of my room but this incarnation makes me want to whip out a crucifx and get a posy together to go and burn her. Remember that ruckus over those photos of Kate a few months ago? Well this portrait appears to have been made with the sole intention of stop- ping those who have not viewed the photos from viewing those photos! Now Im not suggesting that the portrait should have been one of her naked or from the waist up, I mean - good heavens - that would be pre- posterous - but a portrait of the future Queen, a role-model to the world and an international fgure... The portrait should really do her more justice. A stick woman would have been better And Im not alone in this view, Guardian arts writer Charlotte Higgins said that Kates mouth looked clenched, her eyes looked dead, and that the whole thing had sepulchral gloom about it. Kate Middleton is whatever you think of the monarchy and all its inane surrounding pomp a pretty young woman with an infec- tious smile, a cascade of chestnut hair and a healthy bloom, she wrote in a post to her newspapers web- site. So how is it that she has been transformed into something unpleas- ant from the Twilight franchise? KATES PORTRAIT - ITS A BIT SHITE REALLY... MASTER AND MARGARITA Simon McBurneys theatre company Complicate is enjoying its thirtieth anniversary this year and its produc- tions are just as exhilarating as ever. Its most recent production, The Mas- ter and Margarita, has returned to the Barbican for two months after playing there last Spring and going on world tour for most of last year. It is concept theatre at its very best. Far too many productions start with big ideas that get smaller during the rehearsal process, of- ten becoming so compromised that the idea that inspired the produc- tion might as well not be there. Here, the overwhelming nature of the technical wizardry and intricate movement of the ac- tors throughout brings the mad world oI 1930s Moscow to liIe. Originally a book written by Mikhail Bulgakov lampooning Stalinist Russia, it was never published in his lifetime. It tells of the Devils visit to Mos- cow (disguised as Professor Woland, an expert in Black Magic) and the havoc he wreaks, as well as the tale of the Master and his lover, Margarita. The book has been recreated on stage almost scene for scene, which is one of the reasons why the play is so long the frst halI alone is the best part of two hours. However for all its length it never drags. Several sections could easily have been cut or condensed, but this would have made a more conventional play. One of the key characteristics of the production is that it feels more like a book through which we are being led. A vast array of technical wiz- ardry has been employed to re- alise Bulgakovs weird world. Indeed, so much so that the pro- duction is too reliant on it. In the frst sequence, Ior example, from Professor Wolands arrival in Moscow to the end of his perfor- mance at the Moscow Variety Thea- tre, there is so much trickery that it occasionally becomes messy, espe- cially when the actors microphones were not adjusted swiftly enough. On the other hand, the constant use of flm to highlight Ieatures oI the cast, to create disconnect between some of the characters, and to give an idea of the overwhelming nature of Moscow and of the Russian state, worked well. Even so it does feel slightly odd to have a play in which the cen- tral characters bemoan the increas- ing reliance on technology to be executed with such reliance on it. Notable among the cast is Paul Rhys as the Master whose slightly pale and haunted stage presence was mixed with a quiet, precise and ethereal spoken voice which is, at the same time, likeable and ever so slightly disconcerting. Its this that enables him to ex- ecute a thrilling technical feat near the end of the play. Susan Lynch is also exhilarating as Margarita, fall- ing halfway to madness. Sadly the most exciting character in the book, Behemoth, was a disappointment. The uncouth cat companion of Woland is made so foul and sexually explicit in this production that he is repul- sive rather than frightening and fun. Complicates production deserves two viewings rather than just one. With this in mind, I very much hope its not too long before it is revived. James Sharpe John Walters Amongst a frankly stellar line-up at the Tates this year (Lichten- stein, Lowry and Patrick Caulfeld in London, Glam style at Liver- pool), the exhibition Im prob- ably most looking forward too is Kurt Schwitters in Britain, open- ing next week at the Tate Britain. A leading (iI not the leading) fgure oI Dada, the exhibition features the work created by Schwitters when he fed to Britain in 1940 following his work be- ing labelled degenerate by the Nazis. And if degenerate art isnt enough to justify a visit for me (I know it is Ior me), this is the frst major exhi- bition of his work in Britain, with the majority of these works not hav- ing been seen in Britain in 30 years. Anyone who spends as much time in the permanent collections as I do will already be familiar with his col- lage Picture of Spatial Growths (its the collage with the ticket stubs and the two black lines), and this exhibit features 150 of the art- ists other collages and sculptures. Amongst many other achievements, Schwitters was famous for his word- less poetry symphonies, and his work treats art in a similar way all the ele- ments are there, but in totally unrecog- nisable and utterly fascinating forms. Although some of this shocking im- pact has been dulled by collages integration into the mainstream via advertising, etc. (to which Schwit- ters himself must take some of the credit) most of this work still feels amazingly avant-garde for pieces that are 70 years old, and that have had so much infuence. His infuence can be seen in artists as diverse as Damien Hirst and Richard Hamilton, with his poetry performanc- es being the missing link between the European art world and beatboxing. So this might not be the ideal show for those of you who found the Turner Prize a little too out there for your tastes Schwitters at his most extreme makes Spartacus Chetwynd look like Hans Holbein. But for those of us who cant think of anything better than an afternoon spent exploring the mind of a genius who considered pram wheels and cotton wool on an artistic parallel with paint (which is so 2012), you can certainly do a lot worse than Kurt Schwitters. KURT SCHWITTERS AT THE TATE MODERN Samuel Spencer ARTS 16 Hannah Rose Ewens and Will Davenport Music Editors music@roarnews.co.uk MUSIC facebook.com/roarnews THE HARSH REALITY OF TICKET FRAUD About a year ago, my sister came back to our apartment, doubled over in laughter or tears, I couldnt quite tell. It was basically the picture of hyste- ria. So, obviously I was curious and asked what had happened. Turns out, she and her friends had bought tick- ets to see Coldplay that night. Theyd bought the tickets recently (last min- ute tickets are expensive, think ) from a secondary site and lo and behold those tickets were fakes! They spent their night banging their heads at a restaurant instead of to Coldplay. I decided that she was dou- bled over in laughter, so I joined her. Well, theres this little thing called Karma, and we all know how this ar- ticle is going to go; it involves some- one getting bitten in the ass (me). I really wish I hadnt laughed that hard. Just over a month ago I read that Kevin Hart was coming to Lon- don (an amazing comedian, if you dont know him, YouTubenow). OIfcial ticket sites were sold out bummer. But, wait! There were all these secondary sites promising of- fcial tickets! What a liIesaver. So, I got a pair of e-tickets emailed to me, printed them out and excit- edly handed my scrunched up paper to the guy with the magical machine that zaps it and lets you through. Thats whats meant to happen. Imagine how Cinderella would feel if she transformed back into her rags, washcloth in hand and all, before shes meant to, right in the middle of the ball I could sum up that feeling in the defeated double beep of the machine that zapped my ticket. It was a mix between the sound of a youre wrong buzzer on a game show and Voldemorts wand and I wanted to bang the ma- chine till it made the happy ping sound. I was asked to step aside, please. Thats never good, but I did. HOW TOreact to realising youve been sold fake/duplicate tickets: The only good thing that happened when I stepped aside was that I saw I wasnt the only one and that made me feel a whole lot better. Be- cause I always expect the worst luck when it comes to myself, I didnt take my situation too seriously and I got to observe others. You could be in one of two reaction groups: DENIAL: These people will demand to see the manager. Who is the man- ager of a concert or its equivalent? The performer? The venue manager? The bouncer? Specify, people! In any case, theyll stomp and fume till they get in somehow, and when they real- ise there is no way that theyre going to get in, they turn to the person whos been rejected with them and start ranting while painfully jabbing them to emphasise their very logical points. INNOCENCE: These people will honestly not realise what has hap- pened. Honey, what does he mean we cant go in? The ticketswe paid for them. Well, it must be a misunderstandYes, lets go talk to someone againIm excited to see the show too! Its a bit sad to watch, but at least theres hope? After people went through their chosen emotional reaction, we were asked to leave our details/tickets/re- ceipts etc. so the people who han- dle things like this` could fle a report with the police and try to fgure out what happened. It was like I was running on autopilot after the Volde- mort-like buzz of the ticket zapper, so I left my details, then left myself. This is what should have happened: HOW TOcome up with an ideal conversation that you wish you could go back in time and carry out: Hi, Im sorry that your tickets are fake. Can I get your details please, so we can help fgure out why all these fake tickets are being circulated. Sure! [pass on e-tickets, name, number etc.] Great, thank you No, we are not done! Now you give me your details! What I want you to write me a letter right now, stating the bar code/serial number of the tickets I purchased, and then confrm the Iact that I was rejected entrance into this event be- cause of these false tickets. Then, I want you to sign oII as an oIfcial for this venue, and give me said letter! ose are basically the details you should get straight away, so that you save yourself a world of pain in waiting/wondering/constant email- ing (very, very annoying). It took over a month for me to get this, but I eventually did get a refund from the site I bought my tickets from, and I thought I would have wanted someone to tell me all this infor- mation before, so Im doing it now. SO: What I would say to you as some form of advice or help when youre buying your tickets this year: WHATEVER YOU DO!... Dont be lazy and out-of-the-loop go to the ocial site of the venue, nd their ocial sellers, know when tickets are going on sale, or pre-sale, or even call them up if youre unsure, and then buy the tickets as early as you can! Or, maybe you all are already much, much more intelligent than I Zahra Mirza 21st January - 3rd February 2013 Most discussion on the London club scene focuses on either the Mayfair excesses of the citys young high-earners, or on the un- derground scene that has proved to be fertile ground for a bounty of London born and bred artists. Little attention is devoted to the middle-ground that is the territory of Londons student population; entry fees under a tenner and cheap drinks. This is because on the surface it is a fairly typical student environment. However, for many people there is a limit to how many Walk- ies or Tutus night one can do be- fore the whole thing becomes a bit stale, and the opportunities for dif- ferent experiences are plentiful. There are a variety of events that are regular student haunts and that are heavily bound to a strong drug culture. At universities such as Newcastle or in particular Manchester there are similar opportunities for stu- dents, but in those cities events re- volve around students and are set up so as to best cater their needs. In London, however, there is a more mixed array of opportunities. Fabric, for example, has been running for years and is a London institution. It might cost more than your standard student night but the quality is almost certainly bet- ter, and it has unique appeals. The drug culture is also sprouting and is an integral part of the student club culture. In fabric for example you wont be surprised to see young people dancing almost in kind of trance to the music (which itself contributes to the drug experience). Ecstasy is the most common meal of choice, while hashish and weed are considered more of a casual decision and not really something that excit- ing (although good for chill out). In London, prejudices against the drug culture exist amongst students, as it is normal towards any group different from the norm, but there is wide spread acceptance of it. Still social factors dictate that what- ever is more widespread is consid- ered less dangerous- like alcohol. Although with many harmful ef- fects and far more addictive and life threatening than weed for exam- ple, fewer prejudices exist amongst students against alcohol consump- tion than against drug usage. The heavy sounds in Fabric or some reggae event receive their fnishing touch from the appropriate medicine. The usage of the drug contributes to a wholesome experience, where the students let go the steam from their everyday study dominated life, through socialising and euphoria- both highly humane acts and states. As modern society is not particu- larly well design to give excite- ment and emotional satisfaction to people, the drug culture provides students with an old shamanis- tic route to Iulflling does needs. The truth is, that the club scene and drug culture are one. And although students are very busy and carry the yolk of academic study, they are the most creative and novel part of society. They need to recharge their inspira- tion through more stimuli and the club scene provides a route for that. Sami Agush and Alex Browne LONDONS CLUBBING DRUG SCENE After a long summer of specula- tive web-murmuring by every click- monkey in the hype machine, hip-hop lovers need no longer contemplate the true identity of Californias man of mystery, Captain Murphy. Before Christmas in LA, the anony- mous rapper stepped out from the shadows and onto the stage in a se- quined gold cape and a ski mask. At the end of his live debut to a sweat- box of devotees, the hood was thrown down to reveal the benevolent grin of a familiar face. And the word was out: Captain Murphy is Flying Lotus. The world keeps spinning. What endures is Duality, the Cap- tains 15-track debut featuring guest bars from Earl Sweatshirt as well as Brainfeeder peripher- ies, Jeremiah Jae and Azizi Gibson. Production credits on the tape boast not only a new swamp of FlyLo instrumentals, but also the collected beat-power of Madlib, Just Blaze and TNGHT. With a patchwork of audio pinched from anything from the Heavens Gate Cult Initiation Tape to the Simpsons, the tapes backdrop winds up sounding like some- thing close to the sound collages popularised by an early MF Doom. With the constant re-pitching on its vocals, the project also calls to mind Madlibs helium- huIfng alter-ego Quasimoto. Like Quasimotos, Captain Murphys world is a smoked-out cartoon universe sated with ADD references to every- thing in the urban nerds imagination: Streetfghter, Star Wars and Bat- man are all bases covered here. Unsurprising given its collaborative conception, the bars on Duality tend to thrive in the same lyrical vein as Odd Future: heavy on sniggering non- sequiturs and rich in lewd wordplay. Though often clever, the release falls short of offering an overarching theme as everything tumbles down a rabbit-hole of stoned gimmickry. Once looped into the swing of the Captains swag of seven sailors though, youre un- likely to notice, less even, care. In Iairness too, Ellison really fnds his voice in the dark lyrical universe of The Ritual, a moody after-party narrative that rides through moonlit woods to a carnal sex-rite before an open fre and a blonde girl whisper- ing in my ear thats she a virgin. Crucially too, these macabre fables are all fed to us over the top of the past years premium in rap instrumentals. At the end of Gone Fishing and Mighty Morphin Foreskin we get the pleasure of Ellisons crates re- constituted into short musical af- terludes, instrumental moments that borrow heavily from the dark- er side of seventies psychedelia. For those looking for stand-outs though, look no further than Be- tween Friends, an eerie-beauti- ful back-and-forth between CM and Earl Sweatshirt that will stay with you for the rest of the day. There`s one fnal cherry on top of this hip-hop pudding too: Du- ality is all yours to watch in its original form in hyperspace, a cracked-out 35-minute video stream available over at www.captain- murphy.xxx Grab a spoon, doopid. KINGS PRESENTS MISS TERRY BLUE Interview by Hannah Rose Ewens YOURE ALL FROM LONDON AND MORE IMPORTANT- LY, SOME OF YOUR MEM- BERS ARE FROM KINGS! Yes, two of us are currently studying at Kings, the rest all studied at Tech Music School in West London. Kings is a great university, because it really supports the students. At the moment Tom and Bella have tons of work to do in their course, but it is manageable with the help of professors and tutors. Also Kings organise really cool events and nights out which is always fun. I guess its just great to go to a university which has such a good reputation all over the world. And the best thing is you meet so many differ- ent kind of people, we love the mul- ticultural atmosphere and diversity. Thats also true for the band ;) Eng- lish, Scottish, Russian, Italian, German...a very international band. Also our feld trips been amazing, Tom and Bella had the chance to go to San Francisco for a week last December. This was a very inspi- rational trip...even for our music :) HOW DID YOU EVENTUALLY MEET AND FORM AS A BAND? Weve all come together over the past couple of years, mainly through stud- ying music though Tom joined us later through meeting Bella at Kings. YOU WON THE UNI LEAGUE MUSIC COMPETITION LAST YEAR; CONGRATS! TELL US WHAT THAT INVOLVED? Basically, loads of gigs, loads of pro- motion and loads of fun! It was hard work, and the other bands were all re- ally fantastic it was great to hear so many different kinds of music com- ing out of Universities in London! In the end we won a management deal and an EP production with Matt Lawrence, an amazing pro- ducer who worked with artist like Robbie Williams, Amy Winehouse, Mumford&Sons....etc. It was such an amazing experience to be able to work with someone who has a lot of experience and contacts in the music industry. And it seems like we will be working with him more on upcoming albums etc. WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST TO OTHER STUDENTS HOPING TO COMPETE IN THE COMPE- TITION? ANY HANDY HINTS? You need to do something to make yourselves stick out amongst all the other bands out there, wheth- er its giving away stuff, or mer- chandising or crazy videos or whatever! People need to want to listen you and pay attention! YOUVE PLAYED SOME IM- PRESSIVE GIGS IN LON- DON ALREADY. WHERE WAS YOUR FAVOURITE VENUE? Oooh, thats tricky! Weve had so many great gigs at so many good venues all over London. The Univer- sity of London Union is a great venue we really enjoyed playing there as part of the Uni Music League. We also had a great gig at Tutus, for the Kings College Fresher Fair. Also the O2 Academy in Isling- ton and Kensington Roof Gardens were great experiences. Sometimes it is great to play at a small venue, for example the Notting Hill Arts Club, but have such an amazing crowd, that the atmosphere and the energy of the gig are just amazing! WHAT ARE YOUR SONGS ABOUT? TELL US A FEW OF YOUR FAVOURITES WE SHOULD LISTEN TO. The songs are about many things to do with the situations or problems in life that most people can relate to. This includes for example Love, Going out, Illness, people and their relation- ships to each other and to themselves. Most of our songs are upbeat and up- lifting, although some are emotional, but still they are for people to have fun and enjoy them..so we mostly show the positive side of things. Most of the songs encourage you to enjoy life and make the most out of the things you experienced in the past. And of course we love all of our songs so you should listen to them all! WE WILL! SO FINALLY, WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM MISS TERRY BLUE IN 2013? We just released our new single Hush on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify Ior you to download. This is the frst result of our work with Matt Law- rence, so have a listen and support us by downloading it if you like! Also the new EP is going to be fantastic when it fnally comes out - keep a look out! Check out Miss Terry Blue at: www.facebook.com/MissTerryBlue www.youtube.com/user/missterryblue CAPTAIN MURPHY: DUALITY Will Davenport 17 MUSIC @roar_news 21st January - 3rd February 2013 There is little doubt that in the past twelve months the UoL spotlight has been frmly fxed upon Kings music scene. From the Faustine Buttenshaw and her adventurous determination to follow her singing dream, to the KCL choir who were the only non-Oxbridge University choir to sing in the Christ- mas Concert, and, - the crowning glory on an impressive year - a win at the Uni Music League by Miss Terry Blue. With a new EP, Hush, prom- ised to be released within the next few months on iTunes and Spotify, lead vocalist, Bella, and the rest of gang were eager to catch up with Roar! and also to encourage oth- ers to go for the Uni Music League competition this year. SO GUYS, DESCRIBE YOUR SOUND FOR ANYONE READING WHO HASNT HEARD YOU YET. We would probably say were a mix of pop/funk/soul. However, we take so many different elements from so many different genres which means our sound becomes a massive melt- ing melting pot of styles and sounds. We have songs using elements from rock, funk, disco, dubstep, chillout, Motown everything! The long running, much laud- ed musical is fnally on the big screen. It had to be done. Or did it? As I watched a melee of Hollywood stars belt out Schonbergs classics, concentrating more on their perfor- mances than the music, I wondered if it should have been left on the stage. But the adaptation Tom Hooper has given us challenged my doubts. Stunningly flmed with some Iantas- tic historical verisimilitude to boot, the flm did not disappoint visu- ally, and was rounded off by some truly outstanding performances. 1800s France. In the midst of politi- cal discontent, Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman) is given parole after 20 years behind bars for stealing a loaf oI bread. Brutal. His oIfcer, Javert (Russell Crowe), warns him to re- member him, but a sign of grace from God causes Valjean to renounce his former identity and start a new life. With revolution brewing, Valjean is constantly looking over his shoul- der for Jalvert, who is only ever a step behind him. A dramatic opus of misery, heartbreak and love ensues. I genuinely did not think that any- thing in this flm was going to make my hairs stand up on end, but Anne Hathaways rendition of I Dreamed a Dream... well. Lets just say she cer- tainly topped SuBo. The relatively brief period of time that she graced the screen as Fantine was by far the most moving sequence oI the flm. Her saviour, Hugh Jackman also put in a great performance. He was benev- olent, he was masculine, and he could sing his Oscar nod is well deserved. Another highlight was relative new- comer Eddie Redmayne, who put in a stirring performance as Marius, his temporarily unrequited love and passion almost palpable. With him the other revolutionaries atop of the barricade were an excellent supporting group. Even Russell Crowe, who has received less than favourable feedback on the qual- ity of his bass, was not all that bad. Visually, the flm truly triumphs it is well directed and looks fantastic. In the opening scene, with a haggard Jackman tugging at a huge galley whilst belting out Look Down along with his fellow prisoners beneath the authority of Crowe, the toil is palpable. Later, when revolution kicks in, it feels as though the barricade has been con- structed in the cinema. Nineteenth- century France is reconstructed and the passion of revolution can be felt through this whole section oI the flm. It is only when they start singing that this feeling is broken by melodrama. The drama is given comic relief in scenes featuring the impeccably cast Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bon- ham Carter as thieving innkeepers. The humour may be tame, but the cinema roared with laughter. Overall, Les Misrables is well ex- ecuted and entertaining. Whether or not it should have been made, or whether you like the idea of big-time actors singing at you for three hours, the theatrical achieve- ments oI the flm are indisputable. LES MISERABLES FILMS THE DREAM 21st January - 3rd February 2013 Henry Cross Being a hardcore Lord of the Rings fan, both my anticipation and stress for Peter Jackson`s prequel, The Hobbit had been extremely high. With holding 17 Oscars and be- ing placed in Top 30 Highest Rated Films on IMDB, it is pretty a hard, demanding and almost impossi- ble job to create a new trilogy able to keep up with Lord of the Rings. Part one of the trilogy, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, tells the tale of its eponymous Bilbo Baggins as he journeys alongside Gandalf the Grey and a group of dwarves to reclaim their home on Lonely Mountain. Some critics claim the many changes which divide the flm Irom the book have damaged the storyline and that the familiar themes and motifs from Lord of the Rings have only been recycled. But others praise this as nostalgia and suggest changes are crucial to make the book adaptable. Jackson has been the very frst direc- tor ever to use 48 fps instead of the regular 24 Ips. The result is magnif- cence. Long have I seen flms in poor 3D Iormats have not been able to keep up with the actions and cause a huge headache during and after. Jackson`s new flm is Iairly smooth, watch- able and pleasurable in 3D. His new techniques will surely improve the present and future technology in cin- ema just like his previous innovations in Lord of the Rings already have. Beautiful sceneries in Lord of the Rings look basic compared to The Hobbit. Magnifcent cinematog- raphy and amazing special effects defnitely pleasure the eye and make us lose the reality and accom- pany the characters in Middle-Earth even more than the frst trilogy. The Hobbit is fairly faithful to Tolkien`s book. Vocal music and folklore songs play powerful parts in Tolkien`s literature. Unlike, The Lord of the Rings, Jackson`s The Hobbit has actually used songs from the book. The performances are bril- liant: Martin Freeman as Bilbo shines during every scene he appears in and dwarves are dynamic, interesting characters. Andy Serkis as Gollum is dazzling as always and it would not be unfair to say that the best sequence in the entire flm has been stolen by Bilbo`s encounter with Gollum. Watch this flm in the best possible technological condition, (IMAX at the BFI like me, if you can!) and enjoy it without expecting it to be The Lord of the Rings. Try not to compare it and take it as a different masterpiece. THE HOBBIT, LORD OF THE BFI IMAX Yeganeh Abyare 18 Katie Sinclair Film Editor lm@roarnews.co.uk FILM facebook.com/roarnews This Christmas season, one flm has divided the audience and the critics. Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger (Debbie Isitt) picks up a loyal audience from its heart- warming 2009 prequel, Nativity! Nativity 2 leaves that audi- ence grinning and full of Christ- mas spirit, but leaves crit- ics grumbling like the Grinch. Donald Peterson takes on a job at a school with a class that is diIfcult to handle and a teaching assistant who is impossible to handle, to support his pregnant wife. Amongst the chaos the class convince Donald to let them participate in a talent show. The day trip to the show was left unplanned and a search party goes looking for the missing class. Mr Petersons wife is part of the search party and dur- ing the shenanigans goes into labour; in a manger (you get the picture!) It seems though, no-one can deny this flm oI its humble approach to Christ- mas - focussing on the real Nativity story, carol singing and young chil- dren excited for Christmas. Neither can one ignore the fact that all the great things about the frst Nativity flm are still intact; enthusiastic, child- ish Mr Poppy (Marc Wootton), all the young (and super cute) kids and the fantastic element of improvisation. The script-less technique has slightly lost its novelty from the frst flm but the children`s spon- taneous actions make for incred- ible viewing (and the outtakes are even more hilarious than usual). The idea of having a modern day nativity story running through the plot, adds a clever twist - i.e., teach- ers wife, Mrs Peterson (Joanna Page) in labour, on a donkey, following Mr Poppy who is dressed as a star due being part of the production, to the manger. Although, for adult view- ing, the costumes do seem a little O.T.T. Indeed, much of the criticism does seem to be directed against the more immature aspects oI the flm. Credit has to be given to David Ten- nant, who plays twin brothers Donald (the new teacher) and Roderick Pe- terson (his successful and obnoxious twin). It`s not the frst time twins have been played by one actor (remember The Parent Trap?) but credit can be given to Tennant for playing both the goodie and the baddie brilliantly. The talented young children also deserve a special mention as they are set to be stars of the future. All in all, this flm may not be techni- cally brilliant in comparison to other releases this festive season - but it makes for fun and uplifting view- ing, taking viewers young and old back to the simplicity of Christmas. In my opinion, a simple story of good versus evil, character change, singing and tradition is all you need at Christmas time. GREAT EXPECTATIONS Miss Havisham is one of Dickens greatest creations. A ghost-like wom- an in a mildewed wedding dress, she has captivated readers for over one- hundred and fIty years. Havisham is a fgure oI both terror and pure sympa- thy. She haunts because she is haunt- ed; she breaks hearts because she is heartbroken. This is no batty old lady, but a complex and misguided hu- man simply hurt by the jilted wed- ding of her past. Her presence stands at the heart of Great Expectations from her lonely mansion, she pulls the strings of the entire production. This most recent adaptation, di- rected by Mike Newell, fundamen- tally fails to capture the essence of Miss Havishams character. Helena Bonham Carter puts in a reasonable performance as Havisham, but she is nonetheless miscast. Bonham-Carter is Tim Burton-weird, not Dickens- weird. She has just too much def- ant confdence. II Helena Bonham Carter met the real Miss Havisham, shed most likely just straight-talk her into seeing sense. Shed hand Miss Havisham a stiff drink and tell her to move on with her life. The rest oI the flm is constructed much like the character of Miss Hav- isham; safe, but by no means con- vincing. Conservative production choices make the performance dull and trudging. Even the set is quite uninspiring we only get tiny, tanta- lising glimpses of Victorian London. Attractive Jeremy Irvine plays a pass- able protagonist Pip, rising through the ranks of society, but he brings nothing new to the role. Equally, Holliday Graingers Estella is suit- ably cold and beautiful, but quite uninteresting. The two look lovely together (as proven in the many tube station posters), but the chem- istry is non-existent. The will-they- wont-they routine is merely tedious. The flm is not without its good points. Little-known actor Olly Al- exander is delightful as Pips friend Herbert, bringing wit and charisma to a minor persona. The flm is me- ticulous in its portrayal of the social life of Victorian Britain highlight- ing the geographic and class divides of the age. The fraught relationship between the gentleman Pip and his blacksmith friend Joe is displayed elegantly; we can see the pain on Joes face when Pip shows heartless contempt for his manners and class.
Ultimately, Great Expectations is an ideal school-trip produc- tion. It deals comprehensively with plotline and literary themes, but could have benefted greatly Irom a more adventurous approach. NATIVITY 2: DANGER AT THE BOX OFFICE? Charlotte Woods It seems impossible to make a flm with the capacity to explore such a dense subject as The Impossible does, to tell the audience a story about an event so far beyond the scope of imagination whilst main- taining its grounding in reality, the Boxing Day Tsunami of 2004. The flm begins with a petriIying black screen and a distant roar of a wave, immediately paralysing the audience with a sense of impending doom. Then we cut to an airplane; in which an or- dinary family begin what they think is going to be an ordinary holiday. Naomi Watts and Ewen McGregor are two normal parents, with three sons (Tom Holland, Samuel Joslin & Oaklee Pendergast), spending Christ- mas in Thailand. And just as quickly as their normalcy is established, it is instantly wiped away when the Tsu- nami hits. In the wake of the disas- ter the family is split up, Maria and Lucas (Watts & Holland) are pulled away on a journey of survival whilst Henry (McGregor) is left with two young sons and a sense of despera- tion to fnd his wiIe and son whom he fears he will never see again. The rest oI the flm portrays the Iam- ilys struggle to be reunited amongst the chaos of what is left behind. Aside from Watts and McGregors outstanding performances, it was the young boys, particularly the superbly talented Tom Holland, who carried the flm. At the age oI merely sixteen, Holland managed to fawlessly con- vey the intense emotional maturation Lucas goes through when he is thrust into adulthood by forces far beyond his control. The make-up and mise en scne were utterly convincing, if not thoroughly horrifc at times. The 12A rating became questionable in the more graphic scenes - director Bayona (The Orphanage) maintained the emotional investment in each character so intensly that the vio- lence and gore became hard to watch. The diIIerence between this flm and other true story narratives with the backdrop of an imfamous tragedy is its ability to focus on small details, gestures and characters whose pres- ence create the authenticity. Bayona does not try to tell the whole story of the Tsunami, nor focus on every- body trying to survive, but focuses on the microcosm of one family in order to suggest that in such deso- late circumstances one is forced to rely on those around us. People might question whether a flm like The Impossible should have been made, as if its existence tries to emblemise the scale of the event. Instead, I walked away from this flm with an appreciation Ior the unlikely compassion in unlikely circumstances which ultimately make this flm uniquely human. THE IMPOSSIBLE 19 FILM @roar_news Aoife Dowling Film Sub-Editor lm@roarnews.co.uk 21st January - 3rd February 2013 Chandni Lakhani Aoife Dowling THE HOTS AND NOTS AND ODDS OF 2012 21st January - 3rd February 2013 20 Eva Chaideftos Fashion & Lifestyle Editor fashion@roarnews.co.uk FASHION facebook.com/roarnews HOT! Kristen Stewart: The fashion muse of 2012 spot-on every time. Oh, apart from the time she had an af- fair. Unless Robs a douche in which case he deserved it. He probably is. HOT!Oversize: One of our favourite trends last year because it kept us warm and cozy and made our legs look slim- mer. Were exstatic that this trend will still be going strong in 2013. HOT! Men: Kristen knows what were talk- ing about ah jokes, obviously we mean the increasing popularity of menswear (the Guardian termed it the rise of the fashionisto) fol- lowed up by the frst ever Men`s Fashion Week in London last June. Were looking forward to more! NOT! Kim Kardashian + style: WHERE to start the Givenchy boots? The baggy leather trousers? The neon green baby doll dress? The cut-out crop top with see-through skirt ensemble? She still gets cred for her ass though. New Year, New You! Roar! has picked out the best trends of the new season for you. Enjoy! 1. Brush up on your geometry: At the Louis Vuitton SS13 show, a clear fashion statement was being made. As models descended down futuristic escalators onto the runway the pres- ence of geometry took center stage. Checkered playsuits and jackets stood out, and offered a refreshing change to the design houses usually feminine aesthetic. The structure of the mid length dresses and jackets were genius. LV not only brought the 60s back with its Mod infuences in this show, but made it modern and fresh. The sleek proportions and amaz- ing patterns are very 2013, so brace yourselves for the hunt for anything geometric. 2.Think big: With Jil Sanders return to her eponymous design house founded in 1973 many in the Iashion commu- nity were waiting with baited breath. Would she be able to top her pre- decessor? Would her designs bring something new to the table? The answer was a unanimous yes. Sander maintained the foating and minimalistic quality that her brand has come to represent, but she also brought something new to the fashion world. Blown up proportions was the stand out element oI the show. With infated bell sleeves and extremely full skirts the show was a complete success. Sander knows how to run a show, and perfectly offset her over- sized proportions with a sleek low ponytail and light make up. After seasons and seasons of body skimming clothing being shown on the high street, Jil Sander`s SS13 collection revolutionizes how we think about shape. Go big in 2013! 3. Be sweet: Which Iashionista among us can honestly say that Ox- ford Street, and in particular Top- shop does not constitute a must- stop during a shopping-spree? The shop is organized differently eve- ry time and the stock changes regularly to bring us small surprises on each trip. The past few weeks have witnessed de- signs contrasting to their usual looks, especially grunge, mod and minimal. Pastel colours, from light mauve, sky blue, and mint green seem to dominate section after section of the shop and has brought a new lightness and care- free element to the new collections. Keep an eye out for lace eyelet crop tops, high silk shorts in lavender, and a beautiful light blue overcoat. An- other standout is a Chanel inspired ROAR!S FAVOURITE 2013 TRENDS Rachel Hummel THE HOTS AND NOTS AND ODDS OF 2012 Kristin Freeman 21 LIFESTYLE @roar_news 21st January - 3rd February 2013 This is a great alternative to cheese- cake. I served mine in individual ramekins but its also great served in one big bowl everyone can help themselves to! Serves 8 For the biscuit base: 9oz/ 225g digestive bis- cuits 2 tbs cocoa powder 6oz/150g butter For the mousse: 8oz/200g dark chocolate, chopped 2 tsp vanilla extract 4 tbs water 1oz/25g butter, diced 3 eggs, separated tsp cream of tartar 2oz/50g caster sugar 4 f oz/ 125 ml double cream Fresh fruit such as rasp- berries or strawberries, to decorate (optional) 1) Firstly make the biscuit base: Melt the butter gently over a low heat. Meanwhile place the digestive bis- cuits in a freezer bag, or any other bag to hand, and bash the biscuits with a rolling pin until they resemble fne bread crumbs. Tip the biscuit crumbs into a bowl and sieve in the cocoa powder, stir to combine. Once the butter is melted stir into the biscuit crumbs until everything is thoroughly mixed together. Divide the biscuit mixture between eight individual glasses or ramekins. Allow to cool slightly before putting in the fridge to set. 2) Secondly make the mousse: Melt the chocolate, vanilla extract and wa- ter together in a saucepan over a low heat, stirring every now and then un- til the mixture is smooth. Take off the heat and stir in the butter. Next beat in the egg yolks one by one, making sure they are well mixed in. Leave to cool whilst you prepare the rest of the ingredients. 3) Whisk the egg white until they Iorm soft peaks (test this by making peaks on the surface of the egg whites; they should be just thick enough to only just hold their shape but the mixture would fall out of the bowl if you tipped it above your head!) Add the cream of tartar and a spoon- ful of the caster sugar. Whisk until sugar and cream of tartar are mixed in. Continue whisking, adding a spoon- ful of caster sugar at a time, until all the sugar is incorporated and the egg whites form stiff peaks (this is when you can hold the bowl above your head and none of the mixture will drop out-this is a fun trick to play on housemates) Beat a few tablespoons of this into the chocolate mixture. 4) In another bowl whisk the cream to soIt peaks (see tip in step 3). Add the cream and the rest of the egg whites to the chocolate mixture. Use a large metal spoon or a spatula to fold the egg whites and the cream into the chocolate mixture until all ingredients or thoroughly combined. Spoon the mixture on top of the bis- cuit bases, cover each individual glass or ramekin with cling flm and chill in the Iridge Ior a minimum oI 3 hours. 5) Decorate with fresh fruit and grated white chocolate or just eat simply as it is. Enjoy! CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE RECIPE NOT! Kim Kardashian + style: WHERE to start the Givenchy boots? The baggy leather trousers? The neon green baby doll dress? The cut-out crop top with see-through skirt ensemble? She still gets cred for her ass though. ROAR!S FAVOURITE 2013 TRENDS boxy short blazer in white. This will go beautifully with any item of clothing really, but it will espe- cially compliment light pastel hues. With a lot of Londons predomi- nant street style focusing on edgier looks lately, you will defnitely stand out if you indulge your sugar craving with some sweet pastels. 4. Kinky knickers: Mary Por- tas newest addition to her Shop British campaign is the new line of Kinky Knickers. Handmade by a team of specially trained lace-making apprentices, they are created Irom the fnest Nottingham lace, and designed to be not only com- fortable and VPL-free, but super sexy! With the new line said to feature a fabric made with anti-cellulite quali- ties, and each pair beautifully pack- aged with a secret message hidden in the gusset, these are a fashion must! Available largely at department stores, but also at ASOS where you can get some student discount on these babies! What can be hotter than a pair of kinky knickers? Hmm...the Pyjama Party Trend: A fashion state- ment if there ever was one, and it does look amaz- ing but only against an haute couture backdrop. In the club, not-so- much. WE LIKE PRETAPORTOBELLO To all lovers of fashion, if you have not yet discovered pretaportobello. com, then it is about time that you do. A great place to look for some- thing different to what the high street has to offer, Pretaportobello has a truly stunning range of clothes and accessories ranging from vin- tage to hip, and casual to super chic. As a stockist of the coolest inde- pendent brands and designers, pre- taportobello.com is defnitely the place to go if you want to set your- self apart. Prices are student friend- ly, partly due to the greatest feature of the website: the haggle-option! This allows the buyer to literally hag- gle, yes, you saw right, HAGGLE for a better deal instantly on selected items! Fashion miracles do occur! Alongside their quirky and eclectic fashion collections, there is a guide to the must-see markets in Lon- don e.g. Portobello and Spitalfelds. So it is now time to wean your- selves off Topshop (it might be dif- fcult, but let`s Iace it- their prices are painfully tear-jerking) so just have one look at this website and you will understand just why it is one of the best fashion websites around. Hmm... Creepers: Are you brave enough to sport these oddly named crea- tures? Were not... or are we? #confused Sophie Hutchings Sneha Choudhury KCL VOLLEYBALL REACHES NEW HEIGHTS KCLRFC - FIRST TEAM NEW YEAR WRAP UP 21st January - 3rd February 2013 22 Liam Jackson Sports Editor sports@roarnews.co.uk SPORT facebook.com/roarnews Jake Seeds After what has been a testing start to the season for KCLR- FC, we are heading into the New Year with an optimistic attitude. Last season did not end as many would have hoped. Our 1st XV suf- fered league relegation after gain- ing promotion the previous year, in what was a testing season in a very competitive and physical league. This was made even harder to swal- low by the bitter defeat in The Lon- don Varsity match at the hands of UCLRFC, a match which for many will be remembered only for bad behaviour in the crowd, under- staIfng and overexcited mascots. We also said goodbye to several of our best players, but fortunately there was a good intake of fresh- ers, several of whom have stepped up to the plate and are now regular fxtures on the 1st XV team sheet. The season has started fairly well: the 1st XV currently sit 3rd in their league, just 2 points behind the front runner after 4 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses. The 2nd XV are hav- ing a slightly harder time in their league, recording 3 league and cup wins, 1 draw and 3 deIeats; they can however take encouragement from some extremely spirited perfor- mances towards the end of last term. The 1st XV are also looking to capi- talise on their success so far, with all minds Iocused frmly on win- ning the league, and thus securing promotion back into a league we all feel we can compete and excel in. The on-pitch highlight of the season so far was without a doubt was the outstanding home victory against our good friends UCLRFC on 5th December. For the majority of the squad picked to play, the memory of the Varsity defeat was fresh in our minds, and we were determined not to allow a repeat on our home patch. The morning of the match arrived, and most team members went through their usual pre-match ritu- als at home that all rugby players undertake: putting on socks in slow motion while listening to the Gladi- ator soundtrack or watching the 2003 World Cup Final and drink- ing protein shake. We were ready. However, South West Trains had slightly different ideas. Im not sure if you remember but that week saw temperatures of as low as 2 degrees centigrade, which as we all know is the temperature at which all public transport and ra- tional thought in the UK stops. After a good deal of waiting at Wa- terloo, including consultation with UCLRFC, some of whom suggest- ed calling off the match (a sign of things to come) we managed to ar- rive at our destination on a delayed train after the driver made an un- scheduled stop at Berrylands station. Despite this small hurdle on our path to glory we maintained our motiva- tion. Kick off arrived and what fol- lowed was 80 minutes of some of the fnest rugby in the history oI the game, which made Englands recent victory over the All Blacks look like a Sunday league 5-a-side match. Despite several injuries, KCL mount- ed a sustained attack against the op- position, dominating the break down and contact area. The frst score came aIter the KCL fy-halI Bar- ney Lynock suffered a serious head injury, only to carry on and dance through the UCL line to score under the posts. He subsequently left the feld to be assessed Ior concussion, but returned to the feld shortly thereaIter. In his intervening absence, UCL con- ceded a kickable penalty, which was taken, in lieu of a kicker by an over con- fdant King`s Number 8 Tim Tawcett. Needless to say, the kick missed by a country mile, but to the surprise of UCL, and Fawcett, it was fol- lowed up by a gazelle-like chase by KCL second rower Deji Ath- leticism Olonilua, who gathered the ball and touched it down before the unbelieving eyes of the opposi- tion, the result of what transpired to be a deft assist from the kicker. Despite conceding a try in our cor- ner and a penalty try from a scrum, KCL fought back, kicking two pen- alties and scoring another try in the last minutes of the game thanks to scrum half Will Messi Gibson, af- ter a kick was charged down lead- ing to a well deserved 25-12 win. Other highlights include KCL winger Joe Calnan-Son breaking down in tears after an altercation with our captain Stu Cook regarding the referee, which resulted in Calnan- Son being sent to bed early af- ter the match with no pudding. The stand out player was by far and away James Slytherin Dixon, who was everywhere, and yet nowhere, throughout. Despite a deal of uncertainty regard- ing the future of The London Varsity and some off the pitch disciplinary issues, KCLRFC is relishing the possibilities of the year ahead and will continue to focus on improving its rugby and representing the Col- lege at the highest possible level. Sharon Poon So, just after the Christmas holidays, what good news has KCL Volleyball got for you all? Plenty. For a starter, if you didnt already know, our mens team made it to the fnals oI the Vol- leyball England Student Cup. They played four matches in one day and completely smashed them all. Okay it sounds quite easy like that, but take into account that they were on a train at the ungodly hour of 6:45am on a Saturday, youve got to admit thats quite impres- sive. If you think thats all in terms of us winning, think again. Our womens team is sailing through the season without losing one single match in league 1A. Yes I hear you ask how are we doing in compari- son with UCL? A lot better would be an understatement. We played them twice so far and won both matches with ease and in style. Just look at our brand new proper Ital- ian kits, not going to show you a photo but UCL was wearing these strange purple t-shirts Just saying. Enough bragging, parties are what we can also show our squad is really about. We had our annual Christmas party not long ago in totally club-of- the-year-style. It happened on one cold winter Friday night, in an actu- ally kind oI nice council estate fat. All our players let their hair down (literally, well maybe except Ana) and mingled with the rest of the club. Oh I forgot to mention, we also have a bunch of keen volleyballers who do not enjoy walking over the defeated opponents as much as the frst team do and only play Ior Iun. They do it every Wednesday near Shoreditch, if you are one of them, hurry up and join us! Anyway, as per usual people dont remember too much from the party. But according to oIfcial records it was on Irom 7pm to 6am, with plenty of food and drinks. We are probably the only house party throwers that provide you with absolutely delicious stuffed mushrooms, chicken stew with rice and fresh fruit soaked in vodka There were lots of chatting, drinking games, music playing, dancing and some sort of hooking ups as we all know. But the night came to life with highlights such as our (self-proclaim- ing almost 30 but more like 50) coach going down on his knee to propose to our super hot women`s captain, ft- ting God knows how many people on a bed and eventually breaking it (sor- ry Alex) and plenty of lost/unclaimed clothes. Textbook awesome party. If you are feeling gutted that you miss out on so much volleyball goodness, come to us when youre back from your warm homes next term. We will show you the wonder- ful volleyball world and take you to this pub that has amazing pizza and beer, promise. Happy New Year KCL! Hope you havnt eaten too much otherwise you cant jump 23 SPORT @Liam_SportRoar 21st January - 3rd February 2013 KCL KINETIC FITNESS CLUB - REDUCED MEMBERSHIP Liam Jackson What is Kinetic? - Here at Kinetic Fitness Club, we offer you high qual- ity equipment, exciting classes and great facilities all at student friendly prices that are open to everyone. With our modern cardio and lift- ing equipment (our treadmills have TVs on them) as well as an extensive calendar of classes for people of all abilities, we have something for you whether youre going Ior a ftness goal or simply want to wear short shorts in public. Where is Kinetic? - Were located just by Waterloo campus, thats just 10 minutes from both Strand and Guys campuses! So come down, meet our friendly staff and give it a go! What are the prices? - Currently the New Year offer is at only 99 for a six month membership, so if you have had to many mince pies this Christmas, or you want to tone up for that summer beach holiday that seems to be ever more quickly creep- ing up, Kinetic gym is the place to go. How to contact - For more infor- mation, follow us on Twitter at: @ kclsukinetic or hnd out all the in- formation on opening times and daily classes on the Facebook page and online through the kclsu homepage. To telephone, call (020) 7848 4650. Liam Jackson Friday aIternoon, coach meet at fve oclock, that means ski bag, back pack and rucksack all competing with the onslaught of angry commuters, a long week at work to be greeted on the tube with a six foot bag wield- ing student, clotheslining apologeti- cally to anyone within the vicinity. The coach to Dover has a buzz of anticipation in the air, meeting new faces, a whole week of no university and dreary London.The rules were tight, NO ALCOHOL ON THE BUS, this was a lesson well learnt in pre- vious years, people too inebriated to make it onto the ferry, the titanic fanatics whose enactment goes horri- bly wrong over the English Channel. The ferry itself was a student only crossing, keeping all the nutters on one ship away from the normal peo- ple, the queue for the bar being nearly as long as the queue to get into the duty free for the week ahead. The mood was briefy dampened by the cross- ing itself. The deck strewn with the unfortunate who hadnt brought their sea legs, green in the face, the braver were sipping their pints as the boat churned under the heavy waves, rock- ing people like crabs from side to side. The trip through France is always much quieter, most fall asleep, with the few sneaky ones who had brought a few snipples of juice onto the forbidden murmuring and giggling away into the night. The highlight of the trip there is the supermarket at the bottom of the mountains, the French delica- cies on display from the fois gras to the patisseries, boulangeries and not forgetting the two euro litre wine that can be as tasteflling than any top shelf retailer in England. All packed up you leave the motor- way behind and head up the Alps into the snow laden mountains and snaky bends. After a good 20 hour travel you arrive in resort, brimming with skiers and boarders alike, milling around, a feel of a good Winter holiday. The room allocation is next, you straight away feel you may be get- ting that bit closer to your friends this week by the study size space, with this being the last time you see the foor. A quick Iair process oI pick- ing the shortest straw led to beds be- ing given. To some such as JJ Shaw and Ben Brown who snuggled on the sofa, they had a week of having as much sleep as the last man stand- ing and the earliest riser. Every room needs a clean freak and a keen cook, ours was in the form of Nick Morris and Josh Burns, Nick being the only man who could complain about the state of the toilet and mess even when on slope, with Josh showing us how hotdog sausages with cheese on pasta can really be eaten six nights in a row. Wasting no time in our cellar, the skis were on and thus came that frst hour were it all seems a little unfamiliar, after a few face plants and wayward skis the feeling comes back, ready for another week in the perfect condi- tions of Val Thorens.The sun was out for a full two days, the snow was thick and soft and the extra ski pass of Les Trois Valles, the largest range in the world, led to the week being frst class. There were enough pistes to keep you skiing on new snow for weeks, with neighbouring resorts of Meri- bel and Courcheval having some breathtaking tree runs as well as various snowparks for the am- bitious or for a good spectacle.
Anyone who has ever been on a stu- dent ski trip or any busy resort knows the fun doesnt stop in the afternoon, a trip to folie douce, by far the most hedonistic place upwards of 2000m. The wooden shack at the end of the ski liIt is ftted with subwooIers that make you wonder the increased ava- lanche risk. Firebrather, dancers and the personal favourite of champagne showers took place for hours, the party starting at 2pm and fnishing in the dark. Mulled wine, whisky warm- ing hip fasks and dancing on tables to catchy euro trance results in a haz- ardous and playful ten minutes skiing down the slopes back to the hotels. A quick few hours nap and then the nights start with a good old student pasta concoction and a bit of hair of the dog as you mix cramp with that empty hipfask you thought was a good idea on the slopes.
The night starts, hundreds of students all dressed from elves to umpa lump- as, togas to animal onesies. The de- bauchery begins! Its the well known presumption that when people leave the country, the wildness seems to kick in, the extra height above sea lev- el puts the hormones into overdrive and the lust from that 50 Shades of Grey that everyone has been reading for the last year seems to be released! As a believer of not naming and shaming people in the paper, a cer- tain CompSci student was the leader in his rendition of the famous Casa- nova, his smoothness now seeked widely around the world for his hid- den techniques in the art of seduction. There was no time for romance in some peoples rooms, ours contain- ing eight lads who were not for hav- ing their sleep taken away from them. Playing Marvin Gayes classic Lets Get It On through the speakers quick- ly dissipitated the frolics between a roommate and his new found love. The reps on the trip were your port of call, whether it was a lost ski pass, a drunken friend or just a friendly face, making the trip that bit safer and more heartening than having to deal with the gendome, whose pet hate it tourists, espe- cially ones from across the channel! So if you havnt yet expereienced the brilliance of a ULU ski trip, whether it be your frst time or to improve your skills, or even to do more partying than skiing, this is the place to come. There is currently an Easter trip planned by NUCO travel to Les Arcs for only 329. For more in- formation go onto the ULU Fa- cebook page for more details. THE ULU SKI TRIP - SUN, SNOW AND STUDENT DEBAUCHERY