The trouble with fishing is it was better before you got there, and after you left.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness

To fish is human, to throw back is divine.

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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend

There aren't enough days in the weekend Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes, Because Nobody Slips down by Hills., But just Slips by Little Stones A tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So, forgive those who hurt you. They will realise your worth one day. When flood comes, 'fish eat ants'. When flood goes down 'ants eat fish'. It's the time that matters, but God gives opportunity to every one.

Q: Do you know why a cars windscreen is so large and the the rearview mirror so small? A: Because your past is not as important as your future, so look ahead and move on The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

eration Z (people that born between 1990's to present) If you dont know where youre going, any road will take you there

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Foresight
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, in 1943

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a C, the idea must be feasible." - A Yale University management professor, in response to student Fred Smiths paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express)

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981 "This antitrust thing will blow over." - Bill Gates (1955-), on July 11, 1995 "We dont like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, in 1962 "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - Harry Morris Warner (1881-1958), co-founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation. I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.

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