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THE SOUND OF MUSIC

Just kiddingIm not going to go all Van Trapp on your ass and sing about how the hills are alive. Because THAT, my friends, is just fantasyland. What I am going to do is tell you how STOKED I am for our Music Issue! If theres one thing I spaz out about (besides the other 500 things I spaz out about) its discovering new, awesomeor, hell, old and awesome bands and promoting the hell out of them. ERGO weve devoted this months mag to giving you exclusive interviews with some amazing rising stars. From our cover girl, Houstons own Sugar Joiko, to amazing artists Me and George Worst-dressed, my ass like Fitz and the Tantrums, Haim and ZZ Ward, we highly recommend you read up and then turn it up! Then, if you feel like a little road trip action this Spring Break, come catch some badass bands at SXSW. Oh, and be sure to keep an eye out for meIll be the one making BuzzFeeds worst-dressed listagain.

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS WITH SUGAR JOIKO AND OTHER RISING STARS YOU MUST KNOW NOW
Sometimes, if youre lucky, and if you possess the gift of persistence (aka harassment), you snag interviews with some of the most badass bands out there. This is one of those times. We had awesome/semiawkward interviews with a few amazing artists to put together our special music feature. Trust us: Theyre totally worth checking out.

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What artist would you say you are most comparable to?

Thats a hard question...I cant say really. Im more of a fusion between Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, and Rihanna.
If you could do a duet or collaborate with any musician/artist dead or alive who would it be and why?

That would definitely be Sade. Shes super soul and a bit old school, but shes like my idol! Her music never gets old to me. NEVER!
If you could travel back to any decade of music, what time period would you go to?

What era was disco? The 60s? 70s? I love the disco era though! So colorful and the music is so groovy! Everything about the vibe of that genre just feels good.
Whats your biggest addiction?

My biggest addiction by far is being a people pleaser. I love interaction with people and I love to make sure everyone is well taken care of.
Describe yourself in one sentence:

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Who are you listening to?

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Only thing I can think of is that Im a true Libra at heart.

If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it?

I would scrap up whatever money I have to somehow rent out the stage at Times Square and perform my best performance in the heart of New York City.
Whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

Honestly, perhaps it was learning Japanese so I could post videos of me singing Jpop on YouTube! Little did I know it would get me noticed and flown out to Tokyo to perform on a TV show for two seasons.
If you could only own five possessions, what would they be?

Well thats actually cool because we actually just bought a bunch of CDs for our van: Papa John Misty, Sarah Jaffe, Metronomy Weve been listening a lot to the band were on tour with, Kopecky Family Band. I listen to a lot of pop radioI get my fill of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga and shit like that. I know every song out there, you know? We love KeshaMe and my girlfriend are very huge Kesha fans.
Being from Austin, how does playing there compare to playing shows in other cities?

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we werent gonna be able to get in. We used the printers in McGarrah Jessee and looked to see what color wristbands they gave the VIPs. So we printed out paper, [made wristbands] and spray painted them gold, and just walked out on the rooftop and got free drinks all night. It was Grimes, Subtract and A$AP Rocky.
What is it like playing SXSW?

Piano, pool table, Nissan Skyline GTR, Xbox 360, laser light display (I love club lights! I would set em up in my hallway if I could!)

Austin is not, I would say, in our top 10 list of places where people are into brand new stuff. [Theres a] follow-the-leader mentality. And if you gain national popularity, you do well in Austin. We play a lot of college cities, but college is one of those places where if college kids dont know about you already, its gonna be hard.
What was the best show you saw at SXSW last year?

At the top of McGarrah Jessee, msn or something like thatMicrosoftwas running a party up there, a really huge party, and we knew

I think this is a very big year for uswere not playing in the little leagues, playing a bunch of crap little shows for Lonestar beer where nobodys at. This is the real deal for us. Its pressure but its a lot of excitement. The other thing is you play all these shows and its crazy and you dont even know how its gonna pan out til May or June, if anything is even worth anything. You just have to enjoy it and hope that someone sees your face. I like being aggressive, I like playing no-huddle offense, just doing it. Playing as good as I possibly can and executing consistently. STUDYBREAKS.COM MARCH 2013 | | 9

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Your tagline is Dirty Shinecan you explain what exactly that means?

Dirty Shine is just kind of something I came up with that means embracing your authentic selfwhatever it is, whoever you are.
How would you describe your sound?

Its one of the harder questions for me, but if I was gonna explain it, I would say back porch blues meets hip hop. I love hip hop beats and I love the stories of Nas and Jay-Z and getting out of where they were and making more of their lives and I really connected to that.
What can people expect at a ZZ Ward show?

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How would you describe your music to someone whos never heard it before?

Red Rocks in Colorado the next dayheadspinning moments in magical places.

What would a fan have to do to get on the bus?

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Our music, especially the first record, its a hybrid. Its a lot of influences put together, and then its obviously soul music, Motown influence in there, indie influence, indie rock and hip hopand its all mixed together in a blender makes you want to dance.

Weve had some crazies weve had to have carried off. When youre touching someone in a deep emotional, personal way and they happen to be a little cuckoo, it gets a little strange. Flatteringwith a bodyguard.
What was it like touring with Maroon 5?

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Have you had any crazy tour experiences?

That was very early days and that was one of the magic moments that happened at the beginning.Adam, who apparently hates everything, fell in love with our band. All the sudden we went to opening up for them. It was a big break and they were super nice.
What can people expect at a Fitz and the Tantrums show?

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They can expect to be called out if they got their arms crossed and theyre sitting down, thats for sure. Theres nothing pretentious about this bandwe dont think were too cool for school; we want people to let their hair down and have fun with us.

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I think its a very dynamic showtheres moments where you wanna stand up and dance and there are some more kind of intimate momentswhere its just me and my guitar. What they can expect most is just a great energyan energy thats contagious.

How would you explain your music to someone whos never heard it before?

Its so hard. We love classic rock, but we also lovewe grew up in the 90sso we love like Aaliyah and Destinys Child, but really its an agglomeration of what we grew up with90s with a classic twist.
Youre nominated for multiple NME (New Music Express) awards. Were you surprised?

fans, and just the fact that he heard our name and repeated it is a life changer. Literally, I can die happy now.
How was playing support shows for Mumford and Sons and Florence + The Machine?

We got nominated for four! I got nominated for Best Twitter, which was insane to me! I literally cried! I literally just tweet about puppies and nail polish, those are my favorite things to tweet about in the world. Thats all I do all day.
When you were nominated for your NMEs, Mick Jagger responded with: Haim? Never heard of them. What did you think about that?

I mean we were so excitedMick Jagger SAID our band name. We are the biggest Rolling Stones

They were both so amazing and so different. With Mumford we were playing these festivals, and it was like every Friday we would get to a random city in the United States, and we would all get there on Friday and party our asses off. There were nine bands and Mumford always scheduled a party. It was the craziest thing; it was like summer camp. Then we would all play shows on Saturday and party Saturday night and leave on Sunday and wait to see each other next Friday. And then Florence was insaneall the sudden we were playing with Florence which is like 20,000 peopleI was like shitting myself, I was so nervous.

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Daniel: Oh No Oh My was a song title by another band called The Robot Ate Me.
Who are your influences?

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Greg: I think our influences change every year--right now? I dont know Joel: ummm..I dont know. Yo La Tengo, Radiohead Daniel: The Beach Boys Joel: Just put The Beatles, right? Thats everyones answer.
Do you have any fun stories from touring?

first year playing in the band, this girl in Los Angeles walked up to us and she lifted up her shirt and she had like-Joel: It was a prosthetic.... Daniel: She had a brace and it was prosthetic and she wanted us to sign this weird prosthetic thing and we were like, okayThat was the closest weve had to uhh. Greg: We have a different niche than panty throwing.
What role does everyone play in the group?

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Greg: We went to Amsterdam and this guy--this random guy--told us he would show us around and show us cool spots and we went around telling these packed clubs that we were Vampire Weekendso they would let us into the bar and treat us like VIP.
Do you ever get panties thrown onstage?

Greg: Joel is definitely the ladies mannot to pick on you, Joel, but its totally true Joel: Well, Tim is the flaky one...hes the one thats not here. Greg: .Tim is the goofballJoel is the videographer, and me and Danny are the engineers. Danny: The geniuses.
Anything to add?

Daniel: The weirdest thing, in our

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1/2 Price Drinks Til 11PM F: HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics S: ALLDAY $1 off all pints until 8PM // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics F+S: KARAOKE! F: $1.75 Tecate Til 10Pm $2.75 Other Mexican Beers Til 10Pm S: $4.00 Tall Bloody Marys Til 4 (U Call The Vodka) F: $1.50 U Call Its Till 11P S: DJ Penetrate F: Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/DJ Tad Dvorak 9pm-2am S: DJ Joe Ross 9pm-2am

$1 Drafts & $4 Pitchers Til 11PM HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics EVERYDAY: Happy Hour MON - SAT 2PM - 7PM - $2.50 wells, pints, bottles-$7.50 pitchers 1/2 Price Mixed Drinks All Day

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$3 12oz Bottled Beer F: Rock N Roll - Dueling Piano Show starts at 6pm - A complementary Appetizer Buffet until 7:00pm! 1/2 priced Drinks until 8:00pm! S: Rock N Roll - Dueling Piano Show starts at 8:00pm!

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$1 Select Cans $4 John Daly & $4 Tuaca Big Domestic Tanker For Just $6 $3 Wells, $3.50 Jager + Tuaca S: $12 Bud Lite And Bud Buckets F: 8-10PM// $1.50 Longneck Special S: Big Beers All Day & Night! Get A Big Ol 23oz Of Your Favorite Domestic Beer Starting At $1.75 F: $3 Mexican Beers + Margaritas S: $3.50 Jack Daniels S: $1 Draft & Drink Specials All Night No Cover // $2.50 PBR & Tecate, $4 H-Bombs $3 Jim Beam drinks, $2 cans of Lone Star and PMB $1 Wells Till 11Pm 20 Oz. Domestics-$3.25 Till 7Pm $3 Porn Stars & Sex at The Den Shots 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager 25 Wings after 4pm // $3 Domestic Bottles, Wells & Frozen Ritas HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Free Admission and $2 domestic longnecks all night $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Sauza Ritas, & $2.50 Bottles $1V Wells & $2 Big Ass Beer All Night Everyday Low Prices $2 Domestic Pints Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas F+S: Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb F+S: 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas F+S: Club Drinkery DJ Rockwell FREE POOL! $1.25 Draft Beer + $2 Bar Drinks F: $1.00 Draft Beer + $2 Y Vodka + Nothing over $3! S: $1.25 Draft Beer + $2.50 Bar Drinks (till 10pm) Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestars , $2 Molst, & $3 Bud & Lt + $5 CumShot & Uv Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Mention Secret Code Study Breaks for FREE Party Packages! FREE Dance Lessons! $2.50 Bar Drinks, Most Dom Longnecks & Wine Everyday Low Prices Everyday Low Prices F: 20 Oz. Imports -$4.25 Till 7PM F&S: $3 Amaretto Sours, Kamakazis & SoCo Lime Shots + Trivia Saturdays F+S: 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager Open to close -*$3 Jagers & $4 Jager Bombs 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers. Bomb Special Go to: www.shrp.com HH 11AM-8PM// $2.75 Wells, $3.50 Calls & Dom Btls + $2.50 Drafts F+S: $2 test tube shots & Worlds Greatest Dueling Piano Show F: $2.50 MGD bottles S: 35wings until 10pm// $3.50 Bud Light, Mich. Ultra Drafts, $2 wells, $2.50 mimosas, $3 bloody marys until 8pm Closed 11-2AM// $3 25oz Dom Drafts & Bloodies, $4 25oz Imp Drafts & $1.50 Mimosas $10 Bottomless Draft And Mimosas Draft Mania Any Draft On Wall Is $2.50 And Up From 7P- Close $3 Any Draft

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Maroon 5 @ ToyoTa CenTer If youre anything like us, you SCREAMED when you heard that Maroon 5 was going on tour. And what do you know, they are right at your doorstep this month at the Toyota Center in downtown. What is there to expect? Along with most of the stadium screaming the lyrics, you may be treated to hearing hits like She Will Be Lovedand Moves Like Jagger. Ready for a real treat? Buy your tickets now!

3/5 Lady antebellum @ reliant Stadium

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3/11 Jason Aldean @ Reliant Stadium 3/12 Kenny Chesney @ Reliant Stadium 3/12 Muse @ Toyota Center 3/13 Jake Owen @ Reliant Stadium 3/14 Pit Bull @ Reliant Stadium 3/15 Blake Shelton @ Reliant Stadium 3/16 Luke Bryan @ Reliant Stadium

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HOW Spring Break TO... on a Budget

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So you werent blessed with a trust fund, a sugar daddy, or, ya know, a job. (Poor you.) But that doesnt mean that you have to miss out on Spring Break! Here at Study Breaks, were here to help your broke asswe mean, uhh, loving selfout with these five tips for a stingybut super legit Spring Break.

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Hit The Mall

window shopping, duh. why else? It will entertain you and motivate you to finally get off your ass and work. Killing two birds with one Gucci bag.

Sneak Into Apt. Pools

who needs Cancun when you have your best friend (or a stranger)s apartment pool to crash? Just be sure to have another friend as the lookout.

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Play Gas Station Slots

Forget Vegas! Youve got all the fun for, like, none of the price, right at the 7-Eleven! All you need is quarters, naivety, and time to kill!

Go Bootleg
Of course you cant afford the movies or Netflix. For a cheaper price, you get the same thing, but with a bonus. Shaky camera work and an audience thats right there with you! Priceless.

Road Trip
Time to hit the roadand end up in some creepy town thats cheap and totally Chainsaw Massacre-chic. Sure, its a horror movie in the making, but itll be a great story for the grandkids!

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hether youll be strutting your stuff on the beach in a bikini or hitting up a night on the town, a perfect tan is essential for Spring Break. Darque Tan, the choice luxury tanning spa with quality service and an awesome consultant team, is the place to go. They have special offers for first-time visitors and many locations, so no matter where you are, theres bound to be one nearby where you can get your bronze on. Here are Darque Tans tips for a sizzling, hot tan that will have your bod Spring Break ready: Take advantage of Darque Tans expert consultants so you get the exact tan thats right for you. Utilize Darque Tans spray- tan booths, five-level tanning beds or a combination of both for long-lasting and perfect results. Keep that tan looking sexy with quality lotions and bronzers recommended and carried by Darque Tan. Soak up the sun, but with caution. Protect your tanned skin from burning by using additional lotions or sprays with SPF. Health is beauty! Return for more tanning as recommended by your Darque Tan consultant to maintain your terrific tan and get the shade you truly desire.

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Age: 19 Height: 58 School: University of Georgia Major: Psychology Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? When they have a good sense of humor and can constantly keep me laughing. Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? On spring break one of my sisters and I asked a guy we just met what fraternity he was in and he responded with, None, Im a rapist. What are your plans after Graduation? Go to grad school and travel the world. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down. TFM.

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Steal their phone and snapchat pictures of feet to everyone Because no one wants to be known as the guy whos into feet stuff. Fill their room with telephone book paper Take all the house telephone books, rip out and crumple every page and throw them into your brothers room to create a mountain of paper and a laborious pledge task. Board up their room Grab a drill and some two by fours and turn their room into a prison. Especially hilarious during finals week. Indoor fireworks Ever thrown firecrackers at someone while they puked their balls up? Well its really fun. Bury them in furniture when theyre passed out. Because he deserves to be punished for passing out early. Spray your brother with a fire extinguisher Its lazy, sure. But its also hilarious. Draw a huge dick on his back Maybe he passed out the night before a float trip, maybe you guys are hitting the pool the next day. Either way, he wont know about this until its way too late. Perfectly rearrange his room on the lawn or roof So much effort goes into this that he wont be able to be madmaybe. Bonus points if you plug everything in. Military Grade Weaponry Rolling a smoke grenade into your brothers room as hes getting with a 4 is a great way to save him from the next mornings shame. Cover the passed out guy in sunless tanner Forget sharpies, sunless tanner isnt getting washed off any time soon. His life might be miserable for a week or two.
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TFMs of the Month

Breaking up with a girl via text. NF. Breaking up with a girl via pledge. TFM. Making the camera guy regret putting you on the jumbotron. TFM. Having a good father, but thanking God for all of the bad ones out there. TFM. Requesting songs from the back seat of a cop car. TFM.

TSMs of the Month

Passed out in pastels. TSM. Spending an extensive amount of time trying to make your hair look like you just rolled out of bed. TSM. Boys make me sandwiches. TSM. Having a Thursday night class with a sister, and viewing it as the perfect pregaming opportunity. TSM.

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SLAM-DUNK SNACKS
Just like you cant have Super Bowl Sunday without snacks, you cant have a month of March Madness without munchies. But theres no need to go outnot when you can make it all at home and enjoy the entire tournament from the comfort of your couch. So quit bitchin, head to the kitchen and whip up these slam-dunk dishes and drinks. Theyre sure to be greator at least better than your bracket.
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INGREDIENTS c. Blood Orange + Mixed Berry (the flavor of Vitamin Water) or another flavored sports drink 1 oz. Vodka or tequila Ice
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DIRECTIONS 1. Combine Vitamin Water and alcohol well. 2. Serve over ice and enjoy some hydration and intoxication.

DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. 2. Add 1 tbsp. vegetable oil to large skillet and heat it up. 3. Add the broccoli slaw and garlic, and cook down. 4. Add the soy sauce, cook for another minute. 5. Take skillet off heat and allow to cool for a minute. Stir in chopped shrimp until well incorporated. 6. Grease sheet pan. 7. To assemble egg rolls, lay wrapper on a clean, dry surface with the corner pointing towards you, so its sitting in a diamond shape, not square.

8. Add a spoonful of filling to center, being careful not to overfill. 9. Fold corner closest to you up and over filling, rolling tightly halfway up wrapper (away from you) to cover filling. 10. Fold left and right sides of wrapper to center against the filling, so that three sides of the mixture is covered and contained. 11. Moisten the top edge of the wrapper and finish rolling and wrapping to complete the eggroll. 12. Bake for 15-17 minutes, turning halfway through cooking. Serve with sweet and sour sauce or soy sauce and Sriracha.

INGREDIENTS 3/4 c. Chocolate coconut water 1 large shot Chocolate vodka (try Three Olives) Ice DIRECTIONS 1. Combine vodka and coconut water in shaker with ice. (If you dont have a shaker, try using two cups) 2. Strain, transfer to glass and serve chilled.

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INGREDIENTS Vegetable oil 1 pkg. Eggroll wrappers (21 wrappers per package) 1- 12 oz. bag Broccoli slaw 1 1/2 tsp. Minced garlic

3/4 c. Cooked shrimp, chopped into bite-sized pieces 2 tbsp. Soy sauce Sriracha or hot sauce, to taste

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For parties on game day, potluck is always best to share the cost and effort. Going to a party? Bring something! If the host tells you not to, its a trap, and your stingy ass better at least bring wine, beer, or flowers.
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SKINS CRISPY POTATO

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Don't stress. Things spill, people eat a lot, and things dont turn out well. Just plan for the worst and hope for the best.

INGREDIENTS 8 Idaho baking potatoes Olive oil Salt and pepper 1 1/2 c. Cheese (try jalapeno cheddar) DIRECTIONS 1. Cook Idaho baking potatoes, either in oven or in microwave. (Remember to poke holes in the potato to allow steam to escape and to use NO aluminum foil in the microwave!) 2. Once the potatoes have cooled enough to handle, rub the skins with olive oil and sprinkle with sea salt and cracked pepper. 3. Cut potatoes in half long-ways. Scoop out most of potato so there is just a thin layer of filling

4-5 pieces Cooked bacon Chives, to taste Diced jalapenos (optional) Sour cream for garnish

MEATBALL MADNESS
INGREDIENTS 1 pkg. Frozen meatballs 1 can Cranberry jelly 1 bottle Chili sauce Miniature rolls DIRECTIONS 1. Bake meatballs according to directions on package. 2. In crockpot or large pot, mix cranberry jelly and chili sauce until well incorporated, adding heat if necessary to fully mix. 3. Add baked meaballs to pot and slather in sauce. 4. Split miniature rolls and stuff with meatballs to make mini meatball subs!

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remaining. (Save the filling for baked potato soup or mashed potatoes.) Cut potato in half the opposite direction. Bake skins for an additional 10-15 minutes at 375-400 degrees. Remove from oven and top with cheese, bacon and jalapenos. Return to oven until cheese melts. Garnish with toppings like sour cream, chives or even guacamole.

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HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK

Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos?

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

MARCH

The stars tell you whats in store this season.

Aries - Those long mornings at the gym and all
of those donuts youve rejected have really paid off. Expect some major flirt-age the next time you go out.

Taurus - Youve been stressing out for weeks,

and its about time you relax. Spend your weekend actually having fun, which means ditching your books and hitting the streets.

Gemini - You always go to the same place on the weekends. Be impulsive. Cancel your boring plans and do something completely wild just dont get yourself killed, please. Cancer - Your love life lacks spontaneity and romance. Its time to stop worrying about what everything means and just go with it. Give that hot bartender at the bar a chance. Leo - You crave a new scene, but you and your friends are stuck in a rut. Take the reins and plan a stellar weekend to amp up your lackluster social life. Virgo - Rough start this semester, so trade
MTV for the books, like, now. (Though we also prefer Teen Mom to calc.)

Libra -

Dont let indecision prevent you from having fun this Spring Break. Time with old friends is just what you need. You will have too many opportunities to get yourself into trouble during Spring Break. Just make sure you make it back to school to finish the semester.

Scorpio -

THATS A FACT JACK

CDs were first introduced in 1983. Most toilets flush in E flat. Warner communications paid $28 million for the legal use of "Happy Birthday". The first pop video was released in 1975. It was "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. 40 billion songs are downloaded illegally every year,thats some 90% of all music downloads. The number of recorded CDs and blank CDs sold are about equal. The term disc jockey was first used in 1937. The harmonica is the worlds best-selling music instrument.
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Sagittarius - Your independent streak

dictates that you get some time to yourself this break. You will feel very refreshed afterwards.

Capricorn -

Let the stress go you have been carrying a lot of that around lately. You know how to party it up!

Aquarius - Aquarius means water, right? The beach is calling yo name this spring break. If not, at least make it to the pool. Get your tan on! Pisces Happy Birthday Pisces! Celebrate and have a good time with those that matter. A day out with your favorites sounds about right.
WORDS BY: MARIA ROQUE, JANE HERVEY

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