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SUMMATIIIIIME!
June has arrived, school is out, work ISNT out, and instead of laying by the pool, Im walking around barefoot, spouting profanities and eating unlimited snacksya know, at work. (BECAUSE IM A PROFESSIONAL.) But the glorious part about June? Our annual SWIMSUIT ISSUE. I considered going all-out and baring my totez Giselle-like bod in a string bikini but Iummdidnt wanna.like.make yall And this will be me, eating masall jealous. Yeah. Its called being considerateyoure sive amounts at music festivals summer. Self-control? PSH. welcome. (OMG SARCASM AND SELFDEPRECATING HUMOR UP IN HERE.) But that said, we do have some hot students here who are down to flaunt their bods and show off some sa-weet swimwear in this months feature, which weve equipped with plenty of ways for you to snag their perfect poolside looks instantly. (Hint, hint: Go to Target.) That said, instead of summarizing the rest of the content ( JUST TURN THE PAGES INSTEADITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED), as its officially music festival season, I cant bounce out without throwing out some kick-ass bands that, suffice to say, Im totally obsessing over. If youre looking for some new music this summer, first of all, be sure to check out this months featured band, Austins own Holiday. PLUS: Twenty One Pilots (Holdin Onto You and Fake You Out); The Mowgliss ( San Francisco); Rah Rah (Art & A Wife); Wake Owl (Gold); and Crystal Fighters, whofingers crossedshould be gracing our pages soon. (I recommend At Home and their newest single, LA Calling.) There are roughly a billion more bands you should be listening to, so feel free to hit me up if you want me to forward you 600 Spotify links. Andeven moresothere are a billion bands that I should be listening to, so PLEASE forward me your faves too! Unless, ya know, you like Katy Perry. Then, wellplease dont.
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ITS ALWAYS A PARTY AT COYOTE UGLY!
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With cheap drinks, hot girls and a kick-ass atmosphere, you gotta love Coyote Ugly Saloon!
I like that I can let loose and have fun with the crowd. It feels like a constant partynot work! Dani
Im really shy, which makes no sense with the job I have. Takes tequila to disguise itno one ever knows. Melissa
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Not only are the ladies badass behind the bar, they also jump up ON the bar and dance like certified pros. Be sure to watch your beers, thoughthose Coyotes cover some mad ground.
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The girls make it a party seven days a week, says general manager, Tommy Buchheit. And with loud music, good drinks and killer entertainment, we couldnt agree more.
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Right in the heart of 6th Street, the bars location cant be beat!
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DRINK SPECIALS
VENUE
Another Broken Egg (3016 Guadalupe) The Varsity Bar at Austins Pizza (2324 Guadalupe) Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Betsys Bar (301 w 6th St. // 480-9433) Beauty Ballroom // (2015 E. Riverside) Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) Cain And Abels (2313 Rio Grande // 476-3201) Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015) Chupa Cabra Cantina (400 E. 6th St // 469-5860)
no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines 3-11PM// $2 Pints (Dos XX & Miller Lite) Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
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MONDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY All day Happy Hour - $1 Off all drafts
TUESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $2 TUES - $2 Dom bttles and cans, premium wells & Jager Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music Hip Hop Night (nothing after '94) $2 Gin & Juice 4-close // Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts, well drinks, and house wines $1 Bottles (Budwser, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, & Coors Lt) Texas Tuesday $2 Shiner and $3 Titos HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
WEDNESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $1.25 Lone Star & ZiegenBock pints $5.75 Frozen Margaritas Reverse Happy Hour till 11 and $2 Jello Shots and $3 wells all night no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines 7-11PM// $3 Frozen Or Rocks Margaritas White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Weds Cherry Bomb Night w/ Get Right Kids Sin NightPHONE! w/ Dj Mike Swing & $3 Drinks District 301 DRINK (301 W 6th St // 480-9433) GET SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY Monday TO YOUR TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music BREAKS & $3VIP Cherryand BombsGET FREE STUFF $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229) $2 Domestics Domestics $2 Domestics
Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541)
Maria Maria (415 Colorado St // (512) 687-6800)
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily CLOSED $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 Wells and Domestics $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night Closed NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots Closed $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars Happy Hour price on drafts all day long
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1 well drinks $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Tuesday - Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells, & Jger
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Pints & Wells $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its $2 Drinks / 80s Music $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $2 tall boys $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock Pints
Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) The Varsity Bar (2324 Guadalupe //Above Austin Pizza) 219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy) Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700) Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587)
WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET WAREHOUSE AREA DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA / OTHER
HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99 $2 Lone Stars Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night $4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka & $3.95 Sam Adams pints Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $2 Tallboys 50 Original Wings After 6PM Tex-Mex Tuesdays// $2 Corona & Lonestar, + $3 Cuervo & Titos Vodka 50 Boneless Wings After 6PM Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini Shakers
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$3 Dos XX $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $2 Domestic + $2.50 Import Bottles $1 Tenders After 6PM + Live Music After 9PM
PULLOUT GUIDE
THURSDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $5 Study Breaks shot & pint special $7.75 CoronaRita Thirsty Thursdays, $2 bud light all night long and $2 jello Shots, Reverse Happy Hour till 11 no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines 7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night GET DRINK SPECIALS $2 Wells & $2 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks + $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink $3 You Call Its 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES & $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am $1 Well Drinks All Nite $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails $3 You Call It $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $5 Study Breaks: Pint of Lone Star, ZiegenBock, Pearl, Highlife or PBR & any well or cold shot HH 5P-9PM//$3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F: $2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY S: $3.99 Mimosas F: $3.50 Low-end bombs & $4.50 Premium bombs S: $1 Off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jager shots F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots F+S: $4 wells all night long, best in the warehouse district. no special F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale F: 7-11PM// $3.50 Jagerbombs & H-Bombs S: 7-11PM// $2 Off Dos XX & Miller Lt. Pitchers F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis S: $2 Miller Lite F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS F+S: $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands F: Fri Reverse Hh 12-2Am w/ Tmc
SUNDAY
$3.99 Mimosas $1 Off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar $2 Beers & $3 Drinks until 11 PM Glitoris Presents: RE-VURSE (happy hour from midnight -2am) No cover until midnight Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine All Day - $2 Select Shots & Top Shelf Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands 10-11PM 1 TACO AND 1 FROZEN MARGARITA FOR $3 no special $3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm HH Mon-Fri 3-7// $2 Pints (DosXX/Miller Lt); $2 Off Appetizers Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells $3 mimosas ALL DAY! Mon-Fri Happy Hour 3 - 7 p.m. $1 Off all drafts & $3.50 Premium wells
SENT DIRECTLY TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY BREAKS VIP and GET FREE STUFF S: RotatingTO Djs w/YOUR $100 BottlePHONE! Service
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e all know dating sucksusually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirelycomplete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, were talkin dates that suck in a holy fk, Im taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.
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My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song hed written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song Id ever heard about how he loved me ten to the Google. He couldnt sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!
Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science
WTF?!
This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper.
Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media
WALK OF LAME
One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I dont think Ive spoken to him since...
Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications
RIDIN DIRTY
My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover.
Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared
MY DATE SUCKED
Theres one person having fun on this date and its not her
HOLY SH*T!
Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. Ill just tough it out, I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy.Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit Ive ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.
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KISSING COUSINS
Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousins house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.
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Real-life couple Joey Sumpter and Ari Johnson (above) demonstrate a serious dating disaster. Not their own though, swear.
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Its that time of year that every school-goer anxiously awaits for nine whole months SUMMER. Unless youre an old flatulence with a full-time job, this is the greatest time of the year. Summer vacation's way longer than Christmas Break, and the STD rate is much lower than it is during Spring Break, so whats not to like? There are an unlimited amount of activities that you can partake in during this wonderful time, but how do you determine whats best for you? Take this quiz to figure out what to do with your summer... 1. What year in school are you?
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PBS and the History Channel, because theres nothing more liberating than learning new information
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Peter Pan, because he was gonna be a kid forever
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MUMFORD AND SONS @ AUSTIN360 AMPHITHEATER The Grammy-winning, vest-wearing, banjo-playing phenomenon, Mumford and Sons, is following the lead of fellow folk band, The Lumineers, and hitting up Austins latest and greatest venue this month. With hits you cant resist like Little Lion Man, Babel and I Will Wait, the quartet is set to provide a killer performance thats so nice, theyre doing it twice.
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Black Sabbath - 13
Release Date: June 11th After a 33-year hiatus, Black Sabbath is returning to the music scene with their new album, 13. Not familiar? Heres a gem of a quote from Ozzy Osbourne himself: Black Sabbath dont write songs you hear on the radio, we write musical pieces. The Birmingham rock legends and original band members (Osbourne, Tommy Iommi and Geezer Butler) have all reunited, so expect an album full of more novel, head-banging musicWe suggest you invest in a neck brace now.
MOVIES
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Wilfred
Season Premiere: June 20th
Man Of Steel
Released: June 14th After the success of The Avengers, Spiderman and The Dark Knight Rises, its hard to imagine another superhero franchise hitting the silver screen and gaining momentum. However, this highly anticipated, action-packed flick, starring Henry Cavill, Amy Adams and Russell Crowe, is sure to rise above the restand not just because Superman can fly.
Wilfred is back! Based on the original Australian series of the same name, the American version stars Elijah Wood and series co-creator Jason Gann, who reprises his role as the conniving canine, Wilfred. Typically, each episode resolves around Wilfred helping Ryan (Wood) triumph over an obstacle in his life resulting in hilarity, of course.
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Age: 19 Height: 58 School: Baylor Major: Elementary Special Education Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? I appreciate him opening the door, keeping a conversation, and paying for the meal. Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? When a guy walked up to me at a bar and just petted my hair. What are your plans after Graduation? To teach special education in a private school. I want every child to know their worth. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? Red, White, and Blonde. TSM.
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Dont forget your sunglasses. There is no better time than bikini season for studying the female body, and being able to do so in comfort with total protection from judgment thanks to mirrored lenses is what the American dream is all about. Dont stare too long. Her bathing suit isnt leaving much to the imagination, and neither will yours if you stare too long. Nobody wants to be the guy awkwardly walking around the pool with a chubby. The beauty of boozing in the pool is that beer can simultaneously flow in and out of you as you hit the beer bong and pee your pants. Apartment complex pools might as well be public. Anybody can piss in those things. Dont drink the water. Youre in college, and its summertime. If your swim trunks arent the American flag, and youre not rocking a tank top that lets everyone know how much you like to party, youre doing it wrong. A little bit of horseplay is fine. Pushing chicks into the pool is dangerous, flirtatious and fun. On the other hand, underwater wrestling with your bros is questionable behavior. Most pools dont allow glass, so make sure you buy plastic handles of liquor. Leaving your shirt on in the pool is unAmerican. I dont care how out of shape you are. Stay on the sidelines if youre too scared to get in the game. Alcohol is liquid. Liquid can be used to fill water guns. Dont forget to put on sunscreen, you pasty fuck.
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Finals are over, school is out, and your break can finally begin! And what better way to kick off the season than with a celebratory binge on Southern summer classics? So get gourmet with it, and dig into favorites like sweet, sticky ribs and some spicy slawall finished off with some fancy, liquor-infused fruit. Because if youre gonna eat something healthy, its gonna be soaked in tequila, aight?
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INGREDIENTS 3 c. Green cabbage, cored and shredded 3 Carrots, coarsely grated 1 Jalapeno, seeded and minced 1/4 c. Canola oil 2 tbsp. Lime juice 3 tbsp. Chopped cilantro 1/2 tsp. Ground cumin Salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, combine cabbage, carrots, and jalapeno. Drizzle mixture with oil and lime juice. Add cilantro and cumin; season with salt and pepper. 2. Toss to combine. Serve immediately, or refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 4 hours .
INGREDIENTS 2 Slabs baby back ribs 2 Medium onions, thinly sliced 1 12 oz. bottle of beer DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Place onion slices on a rimmed baking sheet, spread out into an even layer. 3. Place ribs on top of the onions and pour beer over the top. 4. Season ribs with salt and pepper and cover with foil. Bake for 2 to 2.5 hours, or until tender. 5. Heat oven broiler to high and place the ribs face down on a clean, rimmed baking sheet. Brush a generous coating of barbecue
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INGREDIENTS 1 Small seedless watermelon, quartered and cut into 1-inch-thick wedges 1 c. Sugar 3/4 c. Water
DIRECTIONS 1. Arrange watermelon in a single layer in two 9-by-13-inch baking dishes. 2. Bring sugar, water, tequila, and Triple Sec to a boil in a small saucepan. Cook, stirring, until sugar dissolves, about 1 minute. Let cool slightly. 3. Pour syrup over watermelon wedges, and refrigerate for at least 45 mins. 4. Top with lime juice, salt, and enjoy!
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FUN STUFF
JUNE
Gemini - Happy birthday! Its finally summer and we all want to sit back and do nothing, but if you put more energy in your work and projects this summer, youll be rewarded. Work hard, play harder. Cancer - Prepare yourself for a month of love galore and personal growth, because an amazing opportunity is coming your way. Happy birthday to you too! Leo - Get ready to dig deeply in 2013. Youre about to go into a phase of complete and total metamorphosis. Virgo - Youll want to strengthen your skill
set and beef up that resume with even more knowledge than you naturally possess, so get on it.
Libra -
Youve had enough lessons of love to last a lifetimenow put those lessons to the test!
Scorpio 1. Cat on chair 2. Necklace is gone 3. Dos Equis boxes 4. Face switch 5. Purple swimsuit
Few are as tough and resilient as you are. Transformation, passion, love and sexuality are all pronounced this month.
Sagittarius -
If there was ever a time in your life to take an extended vacay, its now. Stop the hustling for a sec and relax.
Capricorn -
Your daily routinework, gym, and sleepwill get an extra boost this month, but dont overdo it.
Aquarius - All the recent hard work, lack of sleep, and tears will start to truly (finally!) pay off. Its all gonna be easier from here! Pisces New people will feel inextricably drawn to you without knowing why. Its probably because theyre realizing how extraordinary you are. (Its about time!)
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