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What flavor of ice cream describes your personality best and why?
Homemade Vanilla. Everyone loves vanilla, and while vanilla ice cream is easy to find, being homemade makes me one of a kind.
SALMA MENDE Z, 19 Hometo w Mexico n: Major: In City ternat Busines ional Manage s ment
If your crush was a bird and you were a fish, how would you handle your first date? Id use my charm and let him sweep me off my fins.
If you had to go on a date with a professor, which one would you go with? Forget UTSA. Id go on a date with Bradley Cooper, the teacher from The Hangover, any day.
If your significant other were turned into a zombie, what would you do? a.) Blast his head off without hesitation b.) Run away screaming c.) Id turn into a zombie for love! d.) Keep him locked up and fed until I single-handedly find a cure
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Arjons (8736 Tesors Dr //210-804-1419) Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Baker Street Pub (4326 Gardendale @ Wurzbach) Bitter End (903 Bitters Rd.//404-0827) Bonham Exchange (411 Bonham // 224-9219) Bushwoods (13800Jones-Maltzberger // 496-9000) China Grove General Store (7393 Highway 87 East) Coco Beach (12159 Vallant @ Nakoma // 341-5330) Crabby Jacks (16084 San Pedro Ave // 496-3386) Cross-Eyed Seagull (19141 Stone Oak Pkwy) Espaa Bar (5638 Hausman Rd. // 690-4433) Grotto Bar (19160 Stone Oak Pkwy // 387-1406) The Hangar (8203 Broadway // 818-7699) Highlander (5562 Fredricksburg Rd // 340-4577) Hooligans Bar and Grill (13920IH-35N) Howl At The Moon (111 W. Crocket // 212-4770) Ivory Lounge (5152 Fredericksburg Road) Jacks Bar (3030 Thousand Oaks#101 // 210-494-2309) Josabis (17200 State HWY 16 S. // 210-372-9100) Kona Grill (15900 La Cantera Pkwy // 877-5355) The Irish Pub (9726 Datapoint // 692-7620)
Guiness & Crown Royal $2.50 Crown/ $1.75 Domestics Closed $2.50 Crown + Michelob Sirloin Steak and Fries $8 6pm-9pm. Shot Specials $2.50 Smirnoff Flavors & Shiner
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Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas Shiner Bock & Smirnoff Flavors $2 Almost Anything Closed $2.50 3 Olives Vodka + Dos Xx Bottles $2 Dollar Domestics, $2 Dollar Wells, Live Music, Beer Pong, Shot Specials $2.50 Tecate & Crown
$2.50 Svedka & Sol $2 Bud Products $2 Dosxx + Don Julio $2.00 Draft Beer, $4.00 Dude Shots, $8.00 Pitchers Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week $1 Pint Night & Live Music Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Closed 8-Close// $1.50 Dom & Shiner Longnecks + $4BullBlaster $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM $2.50 Finlandia tangerine and service industry night (SIN)
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$2 Miller + Coors, $3 Wells $1.50 Canned Beers, $4.00 Smirnoff Flavors, $6.00 Mini Pitchers Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week Industry Night Free Adm. W/Service Ind Id $18 Dom Buckets Of Beer Closed 8-CPint Night//$1 Bud&Mill Light+Shiner, $2 Bluemn & XX $1 Domestic Draft Pints HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM $3.00 Newcastle
$2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM Happy Hour 2-8, $3.00 U-Call-It
The Lion & Rose (5148 Broadway 842 NW LP 410) The Lion & Rose (700 E. Sonterra // 798-5466) The Lion & Rose (842 Nw Loop 410 // 798-4154) Martini Ranch (4904 W. Ave // 210-341-1717) Matamoros Restaurante y Cantina (12844 IH 10 West) McFinnigans (7210 Blanco Road // (210) 314-4194) Midnight Rodeo (12260 Nacogdoches Rd. /443-2623) The Mine Shaft (902N.E. Loop 410 //210-828-1470) Pat Obriens (121 Alamo Plaza // 220-1076) Retox Bar (1031 Patricia // 210-775-2886) Roxy (3249 Wurzbach // 210-521-0410) The Safe House Drinkery (5450Babcock/561-9743) Stone Street Pub (16535 Huebner Rd) Scandals ( Ramsey @ San Pedro // 210-525-8158) Thursty Turtle (1626 Ne Loop 410 // 820-3600)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
Open Mic Mondays: $2.75 Blue Moon & Shiner Seasonal Pints, $4 Pickle Backs
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PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50 PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50 PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50 KARAOKE!! $2.50 Dos XX Pints & Bacardi Rums, $3.50 Mexican Or-Gs
3-7PM $2.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Available For Private Parties
$2 Domestic Longnecks, $2 Purple Hooters & $1.50 Well Drinks $3.50 Sierra Nevada & $4 Absolute
$3 Margaritas All Day Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke Available For Private Parties
$2 Pints, $2 Kamikazis & $3 Captain Morgan $2.75 Bud/Bud Light & $4 Malibu
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3-7PM $2.75 Draft Beer, $3 Margaritas, $3 Crown or Jack Service Industry Everynight! + Karaoke
College Nite $1 Bar Drinks, $2 Coors Lite, $2 Calls + Shots.
$2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Jager & $1.50 Well Drinks Wacky Wednesday// $2 Almost Anything!!!! Live Music (Service industry night) Everything is 20% off COLLEGE NIGHT// $10 Dom Buckets & $3 Y Vodka FLavors & Jager Bombs
Pint Night: $1Millerlt, $1.50 Guin, Newcstle,XX,Sama&Shine Til 11 $3.00 Crown Royal & $2.75 Dos Xs LNs
Band Tryout night $2 Select Pints $3.50 Jack Beer Pong Mondays Hh All Night For Service Industry $3.00 Import Draft Beer & $3.00 Jim Beam $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday Live Trivia W/Prizes $2 Tecate
Karaoke Tuesday $2.50 Red Stripe & Bacardi $3.00 Enchanted Rock Prem. Vodka & $2.75 Shiner Bach LNs $2.50 Beer & Liquor Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday $2 Dos Xx & Cuervo Gold
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F: Hh 4-8 Sa: Hh 8-2A F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots F: Rolling Rock & Jack Daniels S: Beer/Liquor Of The Day (Bartenders Pick) F: $2.50 Dos XX S: $2.50 Three Olives Stoli Flavors & Pacifico F: $2 Well & $3 Domestic S: $3 Any Drink Till 11PM, $2 Well & $3 Domestics F: $2.50 Lone Star, Lone Stra Lite, & Jack S: $2.50 Weed + Modelo F: Dj 9pm-close, Shot Specials S: 8pm-close Shot Specials: $3 Blue Balls,$4.50 Bull Blasters,$2 Silk Panties F: $1 Lonstar Longnecks S: $2 Tecate; $2.50 Bartenders Pick F+S: ESP Hour, Plus $ 2.50 Wells and Dom. LNs from 10-11PM F: $2 Tecate, $3 Red Headed Sluts S: $2.50 Land Sharks, $3 Star F*Ckers Shots F: $2 Miller & Coors Live Music & DJ S: Flamenco Night $3 Dos XX F+S: Management Specials F: $2.50 Ultra, $3.50 Delicious in Your Mouth Shots, $4.00 Jack & Jack Honey S: $3.00 Dos Equis, $5.50 Patron XO Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week F: $4 Crown Royal Maple, $3 Heineken Pints, & Live Music S: Xavair the Freaken Rican with Ray C on the Mic F+S: Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Domestic Buckets Of Beer F: $3 ANY Drink, Shot, or Beer & $100 Bottles ALL Night! S: $75 Any bottle & weekly shot & drink specials. F: $3 Three Olives Flavor Vodkas S: Bacardi Vodka and Flavors $2 Lonestar & Lt Tallboys & $3 Wells F: HH 3PM-7PM / Reverse HH 9PM-11PM S: Reverse HH 9PM-11PM Su-HH 3PM-11PM F: Happy Hour 2-8, Bartenders Choice S: $75 ANY Bottle Before 11. Weekly Shot, Drink, & Beer Specials.
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8-11 $1 Wells Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar B.A.R.E.Night (Hh Prices Bar And Restarurant) $2 Jim Beam $2 Wells And $3 Domestics Sin: Hh All Day For Ppl In The Biz! $2.50 Zweck Happy Hour Monday thru Friday $2 domestics noon - 6pm $2.50 Smirnoff Whipped Cream & Fluffed Marshmallow Flavors Sunday: $ 2.50 Domestic Longnecks All Day Everyday: E.S.P. Hour, 9-10 PM, includes mixed drink & longnecks
$3.50 Cruzan Rums, $3.50 Makers Mark, $3.50 Sobieski, $3.50 Jim Beam Hh 4-8P Mon-Fri, Live Entertainment 5 Nites A Week M-F 4 to 8, Free Roll Texas Holdem and Free Pool Free Adm. W/ Service Industry Id $18 Dom Buckets O Beer
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$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal $2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal $2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal $2.50 Mexican Beers, $3 Cabo Wabo, $3.50 Pimp Juice $2.50 Wells
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half & Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half & Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: OH MY GUINNESS! $3.95 Guinness Stout pints, Harp Lager pints & Half & Half pints + $4.50 Bushmills F: $2.50 Dos XX, $3 Crown, $4 Vegas Bombs
S: $2.50 Newcastle Pints, $3 Jack & Skyy Infusions, $4 Patron
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody Marys, $3.50 Titos Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimms $2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody Marys, $3.50 Titos Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimms $2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody Marys, $3.50 Titos Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimms $2 Wells & Domestics during Happy Hour, 2pm-8pm EVERY DAY!! SUNDAY: Fajita Specials For two $14.95
F: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm S: Live Latin Band and Dancing.@ 9:30pm F: $2 Lonestar, $3 Bacardi & Cruzan Flavors S: $2.50 Mexican Beers
Service Industry Everynight! + $200 Cash Pong Tourney $2 Most Longnecks, $2.25 Most Bar Drinks No Cover $2 Lone Star Pints, $3.50 Jager Bombs & $2.50 U-Call-It $2.75 Miller Lite/Coors Lt & $4 Jack $1 drinks 9-11 $3 after Karaoke Thursday $2.50 Crown, Tecate, Tecate Lt/Live Music/No Cover $4.00 Martinis, $3.00 Pearl Flavors Vodka & $2.75 Corona LNs $2.50 Beer & Liq Everyday/$3 Drafts All Day Everyday Thursty Thursdays $2 Crown & Rolling Rock
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e all know dating sucksusually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirelycomplete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, were talkin dates that suck in a holy fk, Im taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.
MY DATE SUCKED
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My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song hed written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song Id ever heard about how he loved me ten to the Google. He couldnt sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!
Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science
WTF?!
This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper.
Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media
WALK OF LAME
One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I dont think Ive spoken to him since...
Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications
RIDIN DIRTY
My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover.
Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared
MY DATE SUCKED
Theres one person having fun on this date and its not her
HOLY SH*T!
Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. Ill just tough it out, I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy.Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit Ive ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.
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Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousins house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.
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