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Think Texas Ski Ranch is just an awesome place to get your wakeboard on? Pshhyou couldnt be more wrong. With a sick selection of swimsuits, theyre also a great spot to shop for looks that ensure youll be soaking up the sun in style. After all, just because hitting the ramps is way more fun than walking the runway, it doesnt mean you cant look fashionable while you bust all those flips, ya dig?
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Taylor Frederick, 23
Hometown: Houston Major: Business Management
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Kirby Kissinger, 20
Hometown: Mineral Wells Major: Geography
Volcom Crop Top, $42, and Tie Side Full Bottoms, $38 VANS Low Pro Shoes, $45 ONeill Sunset Hat, $34
Kayllie Cooper, 20
Hometown: Katy Major: Marketing
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e all know dating sucksusually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirelycomplete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, were talkin dates that suck in a holy fk, Im taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.
MY DATE SUCKED
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My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song hed written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song Id ever heard about how he loved me ten to the Google. He couldnt sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!
Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science
WTF?!
This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper.
Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media
WALK OF LAME
One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I dont think Ive spoken to him since...
Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications
RIDIN DIRTY
My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover.
Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared
MY DATE SUCKED
Theres one person having fun on this date and its not her
HOLY SH*T!
Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. Ill just tough it out, I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy.Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit Ive ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.
Misha Yurchenko , 21 Hometown: Sevastopol, Ukraine Major: International Relations and GlobalStudies 30 | JUNE 2013 | STUDYBREAKS.COM
KISSING COUSINS
Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousins house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.
Anonymous
Real-life couple Joey Sumpter and Ari Johnson (above) demonstrate a serious dating disaster. Not their own though, swear.
MY DATE SUCKED
Dominate the dating scene and blow babes away with these helpful hints
DO SHOW UP ON TIME
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A tux is not appropriate Olive Garden attire. And ladies, step away from the six-inch stilettos.
DO BE A GOOD LISTENER
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Autumn Chase 1606 N Interstate 35 (866) 638.6491 carmelapartments.com/autumn-chase-townhomes The Grove 1150 E. River Ridge Parkway (512) 392-3884 gogrove.com The Outpost 1647 Post Road (512) 392-7678 theoutpostsanmarcos.com Post Oak Villas 1617 Post Rd (512) 754-6701 Post Road Place 1629 Post Rd (512) 353-6691 carlisleapts.com Riverside Ranch 1805 Aquarena Springs Dr (512) 754-0001 riversideranchapts.myaptportal.com River Oaks Villas 1900 Aquarena Springs Dr (512) 392-6955 Riveroaksvillasapartments.com Westfield Apartments 112 West Avenue (512) 392-1100 westfieldapartments.com
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Dont forget your sunglasses. There is no better time than bikini season for studying the female body, and being able to do so in comfort with total protection from judgment thanks to mirrored lenses is what the American dream is all about. Dont stare too long. Her bathing suit isnt leaving much to the imagination, and neither will yours if you stare too long. Nobody wants to be the guy awkwardly walking around the pool with a chubby. The beauty of boozing in the pool is that beer can simultaneously flow in and out of you as you hit the beer bong and pee your pants. Apartment complex pools might as well be public. Anybody can piss in those things. Dont drink the water. Youre in college, and its summertime. If your swim trunks arent the American flag, and youre not rocking a tank top that lets everyone know how much you like to party, youre doing it wrong. A little bit of horseplay is fine. Pushing chicks into the pool is dangerous, flirtatious and fun. On the other hand, underwater wrestling with your bros is questionable behavior. Most pools dont allow glass, so make sure you buy plastic handles of liquor. Leaving your shirt on in the pool is unAmerican. I dont care how out of shape you are. Stay on the sidelines if youre too scared to get in the game. Alcohol is liquid. Liquid can be used to fill water guns. Dont forget to put on sunscreen, you pasty fuck.
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Finals are over, school is out, and your break can finally begin! And what better way to kick off the season than with a celebratory binge on Southern summer classics? So get gourmet with it, and dig into favorites like sweet, sticky ribs and some spicy slawall finished off with some fancy, liquor-infused fruit. Because if youre gonna eat something healthy, its gonna be soaked in tequila, aight?
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INGREDIENTS 3 c. Green cabbage, cored and shredded 3 Carrots, coarsely grated 1 Jalapeno, seeded and minced 1/4 c. Canola oil 2 tbsp. Lime juice 3 tbsp. Chopped cilantro 1/2 tsp. Ground cumin Salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, combine cabbage, carrots, and jalapeno. Drizzle mixture with oil and lime juice. Add cilantro and cumin; season with salt and pepper. 2. Toss to combine. Serve immediately, or refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 4 hours .
INGREDIENTS 2 Slabs baby back ribs 2 Medium onions, thinly sliced 1 12 oz. bottle of beer DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Place onion slices on a rimmed baking sheet, spread out into an even layer. 3. Place ribs on top of the onions and pour beer over the top. 4. Season ribs with salt and pepper and cover with foil. Bake for 2 to 2.5 hours, or until tender. 5. Heat oven broiler to high and place the ribs face down on a clean, rimmed baking sheet. Brush a generous coating of barbecue
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INGREDIENTS 1 Small seedless watermelon, quartered and cut into 1-inch-thick wedges 1 c. Sugar 3/4 c. Water
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Gemini - Happy birthday! Its finally summer and we all want to sit back and do nothing, but if you put more energy in your work and projects this summer, youll be rewarded. Work hard, play harder. Cancer - Prepare yourself for a month of love galore and personal growth, because an amazing opportunity is coming your way. Happy birthday to you too! Leo - Get ready to dig deeply in 2013. Youre about to go into a phase of complete and total metamorphosis. Virgo - Youll want to strengthen your skill
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Youve had enough lessons of love to last a lifetimenow put those lessons to the test!
Scorpio 1. Cat on chair 2. Necklace is gone 3. Dos Equis boxes 4. Face switch 5. Purple swimsuit
Few are as tough and resilient as you are. Transformation, passion, love and sexuality are all pronounced this month.
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If there was ever a time in your life to take an extended vacay, its now. Stop the hustling for a sec and relax.
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Your daily routinework, gym, and sleepwill get an extra boost this month, but dont overdo it.
Aquarius - All the recent hard work, lack of sleep, and tears will start to truly (finally!) pay off. Its all gonna be easier from here! Pisces New people will feel inextricably drawn to you without knowing why. Its probably because theyre realizing how extraordinary you are. (Its about time!)
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