Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Ives:
A Collection of Poem Problems
& Related Verses
Revised 4/24/2009
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A Partridge with a Brady
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
Song lyrics adapted from portions of two television sitcom theme songs.
Gateway 2 Liberty
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
UNITED,
THE GATEWAY ARCH
AND STATUE OF LIBERTY WOULD
PROUDLY STAND 935 FEET TALL. DIVIDED,
THE ARCH IS TWENTY FEET
MORE THAN TWICE AS
TALL AS THE STATUE.
HOW TALL IS EACH
NATIONAL TREASURE?
Just how wide, you might say, must these streets be?
Broader than Avenues in New York City?
My two kids and four adults will cost two tens plus five ones.
And they'll want some popcorn and nachos; they're sure to eat tons!
Your three kids and three adults will cost you five fives less one.
I guess that is not too much to pay for some family fun.
What are the matinee movie ticket prices for one child and for one adult?
Millennium Millionaire
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
Have you heard of a man named Charles who had incredible luck?
He went on a television game show, and won every buck.
To answer all fifteen questions, he'd confess,
With one of four choices, he'd randomly guess.
Now he is famous worldwide, and known simply as Millionaire Chuck!
What is the chance of a perfect score when playing this game by randomly guessing?
Mouse Race
© 2003 by John E. Hammett, III, Ed.D.
Six-by-Four-of-Fourteen
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
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Unit of time is seconds.
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Revisiting Gilligan’s Isle (Survivor, Sixties Style)
© 2004 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
Lyrics adapted from the television sitcom theme song.
Together,
With an angle
Half its size, the two
Are complimentary.
Together,
With an angle
Twice its size, the two
Are supplementary.
What is the
Angle measure?
Compass? Protractor?
They’re unnecessary.
Ducks Deluxe
© 2000 by John E. Hammett, III, Ed.D.
Lunch Circles
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
Older News
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
Split Bill
© 2000 by John E. Hammett III, Ed.D.
Bart got his wallet and asked Chet for the cost.
Said Chet, “Sorry, dude, but the receipt, it’s lost.”
What was Bart’s share of the grocery bill if they split the cost equally?
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Substitute with colored as necessary for a non-sectarian context.
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Spinach Swirl
Turnip Twirl
Succotash Supreme
Pearled Onions and Creme
How many different scoop orders are possible when filling her carrot cone?
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A Perfectly Parabolic Snowfall
© 2001 by John E. Hammett III, Ed. D.
Winter storm
Child’s delight
At the height
Blur of white
Snowflakes swarm
She thought,
Before she tallied the final score,
That each choice was equally likely.
She was sure!
She then sat down to calculate
Just what fast food her students said they ate.
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Rhymes with pies and fries. Said like kites.