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Atlas Copco wins P&A Best Product 2008 Award for Atlas Copco has finished first among
“Pumps and Compressors” in the yearly
energy-efficient GA compressors Best Product competition organised by
Germany’s P&A magazine. A panel of 6000
readers, chiefly German production and
process engineers, voted Atlas Copco’s most
energy-efficient oil-injected compressors,
the new GA 90-160 kW range, as their
favourite. With a compressor package offer-
ing a Specific Energy Requirement (SER) as
low as 350 Joule/litre, the GA features
extremely energy efficient consumption. A
wide range of industries use oil-injected
compressors: coal-fired power plants, min-
ing, shipping and ship-building, as well as
cement, glass and tire manufacturing com-
panies. For manufacturers, a "Best Product
Award" is one of European industry's high-
est honours. For industry, it's a reliable way
of knowing the best new products on the
market today. "When companies see a
product with the Best Product Award
Winner's seal they know it's been vetted by
a multitude of professionals," notes
Reimund Scherff, Business Line Manager
for Atlas Copco Oil-free Air in Germany.
"These are the technical breakthroughs
industry is talking about -- and the ones we
all want to own."
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Cover Story
World Class
Promoting
Competencies
During September 1997 key stakeholders in the South African automotive industry
got together to map out the future. With the impending demise of the Motor Industry
Development Programme (MIDP) in 2002 (subsequently revisited, revised and extend-
ed to 2012, and reincarnated as the Automotive Production and Development
Programme (APDP) in 2008), it was decided that South Africa should enter into the
big league of automotive exports, which would require fundamental changes in manu-
facturing methodologies and mindsets. A detailed study by the CSIR and the
Fraunhofer Society in Germany pointed to the requirement of an Engineering Centre
of Excellence. Industry, labour and government concurred, and this led to the
establishment of the Automotive Industry Development Centre (AIDC) in October
2000, with the vision “to contribute to the establishment of a viable South Africa
automotive industry that is competitive both domestically and globally, and which is
capable of achieving continuous growth and sustainable job creation”.
he AIDC works in partnership with business, govern- the most obvious one the global economic crisis, with other fac-
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itself as a centre of growth in Africa and is on target to become an
increasingly important part of the global automotive industry.
South Africa’s track record as a manufacturer and supplier of vehi-
cles and automotive components has been firmly established over
recent years. The economic crisis will eventually blow over, and
when normal business resumes, the AIDC shall be there in full
support mode.”
Since the 2004 review, these key focus areas have proved to be rel-
evant, requiring greater and sustained development. Our foot-
print has also progressed nationally and has started to transgress
the sectoral boundaries as we play a leading role within the aero-
space industry in a relationship that started a couple of years ago.
Interventions in the other automotive regions have also pro- Barlow Manilal, managing director of the AIDC
gressed well and this is seen as validation of the AIDC’s operating
model, value proposition and competitive advantage. An analysis value to our shareholders in the form of socio-economic divi-
of Government’s key priorities and the major challenges facing the dends. The nature of the AIDC's activities is such that its success
automotive sector today strongly indicates that the AIDC’s strat- is largely due to the experience, commitment and dedication of its
egy and key focus areas remain as relevant today as they were staff. The structured and guided development of all staff remains
when they were conceived. The issues of logistics and supply a priority as we continue with a culture of excellence. Investment
chain development, supplier development and enterprise develop- in our staff through our development programmes will continue
ment in general, and skills development and training have been to be coupled with challenging project opportunities as we con-
identified as key priority areas in such strategies and documents as stantly transfer skills throughout the organisation. Our organisa-
the Government’s National Priorities, the Accelerated and Shared tional shared values underscore the culture of professionalism,
Growth Initiative of South Africa (ASGISA) and Provincial sound work ethics and strong sense and appetite for delivery per-
Growth and Development Strategy (PGDS). In all of its activities, formance.”
the AIDC continues to focus on the needs of the automotive
industry as represented by both assemblers and component man-
ufacturers. Furthermore, it also works actively with all levels of “The economic crisis will
government, thereby addressing the national and priorities
through the automotive and recently, the aerospace sector. There eventually blow over, and
are, however, very definite milestones ahead that will potentially
challenge the automotive sector in general and the AIDC in par- when normal business
ticular. Recognising that the best protector is performance; our
continuous improvement initiatives around operational processes,
sound corporate governance, corporate social investment projects
resumes, the AIDC shall be
and entrenching our service excellence philosophy will continue
unabated through the years ahead as we endeavour to transmit
there in full support mode”
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Supplier Development
outh African automotive component improve global competitiveness in the South AMTS - Programme for Industrial
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in the North West Province, the Tirisano the latest ICT infrastructure, access to the ed and improved partnerships between gov-
Cluster Programme and the HIV/AIDS market and a range of business support serv- ernment and the private sector.
Workplace Programmes have been identified ices - all at affordable rates. SATeC is located
as key interventions in the automotive indus- within the world-class Automotive Supplier United Nations Industrial Development
try. Other important programmes are the Park in Rosslyn, Pretoria. Organisation (UNIDO)
NAACAM Local Action Groups (LAGs), The Tirisano Cluster Programme was origi-
Pre-Feasibility of Catalytic Converter Cleaner Production nally established through the support and
Recycling and the Supply Chain Audit Tool The AIDC has formalised a partnership with development initiatives created by UNIDO
(SCAT). The plan is to have ongoing engage- the National Cleaner Production Centre in other emerging economies such as India.
ment to promote the development of the through a memorandum of understanding Through this partnership, the AIDC was able
supplier base in the North West Province. (MoU) aimed at introducing Cleaner to customise a South African approach in the
Production programmes to the automotive
form of the Tirisano Cluster Programme and
HIV/AIDS Workplace Programme sector.
this has been rolled out to the industry over
HIV/AIDS continues to be recognised as a
the past four years. As part of the ongoing
priority issue. As such, the AIDC’s NAACAM Local Action Groups (LAGs)
development and improvement of the pro-
HIV/AIDS Workplace Programme is bench- The South African automotive industry is
gramme, the AIDC has partnered with
marked against local and international best concentrated in three main hubs; viz.
UNIDO to identify opportunities to
practices and is implemented in partnership Gauteng, Eastern Cape and Kwa-Zulu Natal.
with labour and management alike. In addi- With NAACAM being the key component enhance the impact and expand the focus of
tion, the programme has been developed to manufacturing association in South Africa, the programme to the industry.
achieve significant impact on the uptake of the need to engage with its members on a
Voluntary Counselling and Testing, which local level, who incidentally form a large part Quality Management Systems
contributes to the sustainability of the pro- of the industry, had become of critical impor- The AIDC supports the DTI Enterprise and
gramme for the individual companies. tance. NAACAM introduced the concept of Industry Development Division (EIDD) in
Local Action Groups (LAGs) with the sup- assisting SME & BEE automotive suppliers
SATeC port and co-funding of local government with the implementation of ISO 9001 and
SATeC is the first incubator dedicated to the municipalities in Gauteng and the Eastern ISO/TS:16949, whereby the DTI has com-
automotive sector in the country. The centre Cape to cluster companies into geographical mitted R6.5m over a 3-year period to assist
offers entrepreneurs modern workspace, con- groups in order to facilitate partnering 30 automotive suppliers in becoming accred-
ference and training facilities, connection to through joint projects. This has further creat- ited to a Quality Management System.
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increasing the global com- the technology and communication tools will be hosting its annual Automotive
petitiveness of the South to effectively link into their customers and Conference at South Africa Automotive
African automotive indus- supplier base." The DTI is a key sponsor Week from October 7 to 10 this year. The
try, the Automotive of the programme and partially subsidises conference will address the critical steps
Industry Development the cost of the selected ERP solution's necessary to accelerate economic growth in
Centre (AIDC) has demonstrated its pos- implementation. Another initiative is the the automotive industry and look at the
itive socioeconomic effect on its key focus quality management systems for lower tier motor industry's goal of producing one
areas. AIDC CEO Barlow Manilal says, "A SME and Black Economic Empowerment million cars a year by 2020, in terms of the
recently completed economic impact automotive suppliers planning to enter the current economic climate. This year's
assessment study of the AIDC concluded automotive sector. The programme offers theme is Navigating the storm: A roadmap
that the AIDC contributed favourably subsidised quality management systems at to vision 2020. Supply Chain
towards the automotive industry as well as supplier companies. Initiated by the AIDC Development manager-Eastern Cape,
to Government's national priorities, signif- and subsidised by the DTI, it implements Lance Schultz, who is the Conference
icantly delivering on the AIDC's triple ISO 9001:2008 or ISO/TS 16949:2002 Programme Manager, adds, " The event is
bottom line of industry impact, social quality management systems at lower tier the most authoritative of its kind on the
impact and improved sustainability as SME supplier companies. The AIDC also continent and provides visitors with com-
measured across the AIDC's key focus manages the National Skills Fund (NSF) prehensive analysis of the African automo-
areas of supply chain development, suppli- projects in Gauteng and North West tive industry, as well as access to and
er development, skills development and Province, which accelerates the pace of understanding of opportunities on the
training and government programmes". skills development. The National Skills continent".
The study found that the AIDC's activities Fund provides access to finance for skills
during 2007/8 directly contributed to development initiatives in line with the The AIDC hosted a workshop at
Gauteng's Gross Domestic Product by National Skills Development Strategy II Automechanika with key roleplayers in
Region growth by about R86,5-million (NSDS II), and is coordinated nationally March to address the retrenchment issues
and increased revenue due to tax income by the Department of Labour. As part of currently being faced by the automotive
by R12,3-million. The study showed that the programme, unemployed and unquali- Industry. It also identified possible solu-
for every Rand that BlueIQ invests into fied people are educated and trained tions to reduce the impact and developed
the AIDC, the government receives back through colleges and training institutes in actions to deliver solutions. The specific
R1,19 back in tax income. Tax income line with the available job opportunities. action emanating from the workshop that
received provides the government with The automotive industry has been identi- elicited the highest support from the group
additional revenue of about R917,5-mil- fied as a key sector for skills development. was the establishment of a skills database
lion a year. The centre has also been pivotal AIDC Skills Development and Training for the industry. Other actions include
in the creation of about 575 jobs, training Manager Rod Cham'mudzi notes, "The increased support for “green” SMEs, bridg-
a total of 1 395 people through formal programme's benefit is its ability to engage ing finance for manufacturers and the
training and experiential development employers who have not participated in establishment of retrenchment response
through seven training programmes. The regulated training activities in the past." teams.
indirect jobs created resulted in an
increased economic activity of R2,3-bil- The AIDC has been appointed to imple- Fayaz Sacoor, the AIDC’s Business
lion. At least 23 000 positions have been ment the NSF skills development projects Development Manager, comments:
kept sustainable through the AIDC's ini- in Gauteng and the North West province
tiatives and projects, such as the recently over a three-year period. The value of the “To take all the ideas into
launched AIDC Enterprise Resource Gauteng project is R23-million and the
action, the AIDC will be
Planning (ERP) Simplified programme, North West Province project R45-million.
which is supported by the Department of Roll out of the projects will begin this year. facilitating various task
Trade and Industry (DTI). The project The aim is to accelerate the pace of skills teams. We are particularly
aims to simplify the process of selecting development by training 835 learners in pleased to be championing the
and implementing a suitable ERP solution North West Province and 600 in Gauteng
establishment of a skills data-
for Small Medium Enterprise (SME) auto- through learnerships, artisan training pro-
motive suppliers in the automotive indus- grammes and internships. Cham'mudzi base for the automotive
try, providing them with access to afford- further adds, "The project will also result industry. The AIDC’s unique
able systems that will allow them to inte- in opportunities for entrepreneurs to position – serving both indus-
grate local supply chains and improve launch their own businesses, through
try and government – means
global competitiveness. AIDC's Supply Manufacturing, Engineering and Related
Chain Development Manager Dineshan Services SETA (merSETA's) new venture that we are ideally positioned
Moodley explains, "Put simply, for suppli- creation project along with key stakehold- to ensure that this database is
ers to competitively participate within the ers such as Gauteng Enterprise Propeller, created and maintained.”
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Hyundai Nuvis Concept makes world debut at New York Auto Show
RENAULT-NISSAN ALLIANCE made significant investments in these shows –
70% were custom designed – and the four full
AND LEASEPLAN TO BUILD halls of the Sydney Exhibition Centre looked
ZERO-EMISSION FUTURE IN fantastic. Stands were big and bright and the
EUROPE people were buzzing,” he said. “Second, the
quality of enquiries and leads received by the
LeasePlan, the European market leader in fleet exhibitors was very high. The visitors came to
and vehicle management, and the Renault- talk business and many exhibitors remarked
Nissan Alliance have announced their collabo- that there were few time wasting ‘tyre kickers’.
ration in a partnership for Zero-Emission “And third, the networking opportunities
Mobility, an initiative bringing electric mobility offered by these events were happily accepted.
to the global markets. Under a memorandum of All of the industry events held in conjunction
Understanding (MOU) the two parties will with the Expos were well supported. During the
study ways to promote the use of electric vehi- Collision Repair Expo, all of the International
cles and they will investigate the options for a Seminar Series sessions were close to capacity, as
commercial approach towards corporate fleet were the 24 demonstrations held in the
customers. The MOU also intends to define the Lowbake spray booth. The Awards to Industry
terms and conditions for the supply by the Banquet recognising AAAA members’ achieve-
Alliance of electric vehicles to LeasePlan and its ments was enjoyed by 500 people, and capacity
clients. Netherlands-based company LeasePlan crowds attended the other AAAA functions
has a global presence with offices in 30 coun- held during the Expos. “There are no other
tries and manages 1.4 million vehicles. events in Australia that bring together such a
LeasePlan is the first international fleet and well known hits including “Little Deuce large and committed automotive aftermarket
vehicle management company certified by TÜV Coupe,” “409,” and “Fun Fun Fun.” As a audience. We congratulate all exhibitors for
Rheinland for its sustainability initiative founding member of the Beach Boys, Brian their determination to defy the economy and
GreenPlan. GreenPlan was globally introduced Wilson’s music evokes memories for classic showcase the strength of the Australian auto
in 2007 and supports LeasePlan’s clients in their Americana and a simpler more fun-loving time. aftermarket.
environmental engagement to reduce CO2
emissions from their car fleet. 2009 SYDNEY EXPOS PROVE
THE STRENGTH OF THE
IT’S “FUN, FUN, FUN!” WITH
AFTERMARKET
BRIAN WILSON SET TO
PERFORM AT THE ANNUAL The automotive aftermarket is booming all over
PETERSEN AUTOMOTIVE the world. This report from Australia proves the
MUSEUM CHARITY GALA point: The Auto Aftermarket Expo and
Collision Repair Expo held at the Sydney
MAY 7 Exhibition Centre from 2 to 4 April won a
strong response from the aftermarket mechani-
The Petersen Automotive Museum has cal and crash repair sectors, with 8144 visitors
announced that legendary Grammy award-win- exploring the 370 exhibitor displays. An initia-
ning musician, Brian Wilson and his band, will tive of the Australian Automotive Aftermarket
perform at the Museum’s annual charity Gala Association (AAAA), the combined Expos cov-
on May 7. The Museum will celebrate its 15th ered 20,000 square metres of floor space with
Anniversary this year during the “California high quality exhibits featuring Australian and
Dreaming” themed event that will honour international products and services. AAAA
Thomas V. McKernan, Chief Executive Officer Executive Director Stuart Charity said the 2009
of the Automobile Club of Southern California, Ron Pedder (right) received the 2009 AAAA
visitor numbers for these trade only Expos were
with the 2009 Petersen Automotive Museum Outstanding Service to Industry Award
33% higher than the 2005 Sydney show organ-
Icon Award. Brian Wilson’s performance will ised by the AAAA. “There were three stand out
from 2007 winner Andrew Schram. Ron
include a live show featuring some of his most features of these Expos. First, the exhibitors Pedder was also inducted into the AAAA
Hall of Fame.
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Auto Topical
by Tony Twine,
Senior Economist,
Director –
A Lack of Intelligence
Econometrix (Pty)
Ltd Report
REPORT BACKGROUND: As the motor sector world wide scrambles to find some bedrock upon which to
rebuild itself and the White House begins re-arranging the incumbents of the American Industry’s executive offices,
that other Company in Langley, Virginia has been called in to assess suggestions made recently to salvage what is
left of the industry. Here is an early specimen of its analysis:
Subject: The integration of component suppliers into financial- might have thought that they could afford them after the mar-
ly stronger enterprises, with closer links to OEM’s. keters had created the term “sub-prime mortgages,” which was
quite a cunning disguise of the fact that they were really super-
Source: A female agent of a large international audit and consult- prime in nature, an obvious case of superior counter-intelligence
ing company which operates under a two letter acronym that has directed at the minimally intelligent public.
appeared on boot-lid badges on many makes of vehicle since the
1960’s. Recommendation: Somebody has to inform corporate, public
and private America that they got into trouble by attempting to
Primary data source: Article on website www.eautoportal.com, create assets out of thin air. This was done by means of financial
datelined 13th March 2009, which was a Friday. institutions using the leverage of the credit multiplier (the ancient
tradition by which banks are allowed to lend money that they do
Recommendation made: Within the context of the abovemen- not really have on the assumption that not everybody will want all
tioned integration plan, the consultant lists a number of require- their deposits back from the bank at a single given moment) to
ments that will be necessary for the success of the operation. pay for assets like houses and cars on behalf of their borrowing
These include: clients. Asset prices grew completely disproportionately to their
intrinsic values, so the banks had to lend more and more money
“…damage can be mitigated if key suppliers form a coalition that did not really exist to keep transactions of the housing and
with automakers, banks and the government to drive an order- other assets stock moving.
ly consolidation of the supply base.”
And now it is suggested that we cure the resulting problem by
Various players, which the recommendations say should be sepa- doing exactly the same thing again. It appears more unlikely than
rated conceptually into consolidators and consolidatee’s, having Iraq having weapons of mass destruction that the salvation of the
various roles, including component suppliers, government, banks US motor sector and its economy as a whole will lie in further
and OEM’s. The role of banks in the integration process is of par- pump priming to cure the inevitable ills of earlier pump priming
ticular interest and the recommendations include the following: which is simply the creation of credit to conjure up an illusion of
wealth, however that illusion, if sustained, keeps getting the folks
“Provide affordable financing” on Capitol Hill and further down Pennsylvania Avenue elected
and re-elected, so it will be a difficult one for any intelligence or
“Amend loan terms” intelligent community to subvert.
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A Sturdy Oak
It was no surprise when Tomson Motors from
Stellenbosch won the coveted e-CAR “Workshop of the
Year 2008” trophy, presented at the e-CAR National
Indaba in Muldersdrift November 2008 to proprietor
Sean Thompson. No surprise because Sean Thompson
runs a model workshop, focusing on both the big things
and the small things, with a strong commitment to cus-
tomer service.
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Chery Tiggo –
An Affordable Choice
In a time when consumers are faced with numerous economic chal-
lenges and pressures on their disposable income, including fuel
price and interest rate increases (fortunately at the end of its
cycle); affordable motoring has become a priority for many.
urchasing a new car is never an easy task and probably and this is probably the only car I have driven where I had to
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health care
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Peugeot Update
by Howard Keeg
The PMSA parts warehouse after been converted into a The pit crew worked hard behind the scenes
207 metre go kart track
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Peugeot Update
he fact is that the French are different, and delightfully solve this problem? Along with the PMSA management team,
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Peugeot Update
eugeot Motors South Africa con- monitor the performance of the parts sup- mum pick rate of 96 percent.” Moll says
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Peugeot Update
ustomer satisfaction, she adds, dealers are in the bottom 25 percent of our
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Customer C.A.R.E
he Trilogy Customer is recommended. The programme has cated. Module 53 requires a minimum of
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Frankly Speaking
by Frank Beeton
Nano Technology
To be honest, I’m thorough- struction carrying panels
ly sick and tired of writing made from plastic, or even
about the woes of the reinforced waste paper,
global motor industry, so and having glassless win-
this month I’m going some- dow apertures. As we now
where completely different know, the Nano is of
- to India, in fact, to have a pressed sheet steel con-
closer look at the Tata struction with four doors,
Nano. When this most basic fairly conventional materi- real windows and conven-
of cars was first unveiled als. Given its pricing tar- tional driveline compo-
“in the metal” at the begin- get of 100 000 Rupees nents. It also incorporates
ning of last year, there (currently around R20 a number of built-in passive
was considerable surprise 000), it was widely expect- safety features, so the
that it was of fairly con- ed to emerge with some innovation is mainly in the
ventional design, using sort of spaceframe con- packaging.
hile much of the rest of the km/h and 30% gradeability, with fuel con- perceptions of “entry-level” cars. The
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come fitted on a new truck will KONI falls under the motion and flow
give you anything from 150 000 control division, and it has a full range of
km to 300 000 km of effective shocks for passenger vehicle, bus, truck,
life, depending on road condi- trailer and military, rail and industry appli-
tions and driving skills. By fitting very
good shock absorbers, i.e. the very best,
you can expect anything from 800 000 km
to well over 1 000 000 km, on the same
road conditions and the same driving
skills. Even if these shock absorbers cost
twice as much, by the time you have done
500 000 km you are already saving money.
But this saving is just the tip of the iceberg.
The real savings that you obtain by fitting
top of the range shocks is in the savings on
tyres, fuel efficiency, concomitant costs,
and in the realm of safety. Better shocks by
their very nature make a truck safer, which
is a very good reason on its own why you
Better shocks by their very
nature make a truck safer,
which is a very good reason
on its own why you should
fit superior shocks, as road
safety and the saving of
lives is a no-brainer, but
there is also a cost element
that comes with accidents
[ cations, all designed specifically for the
task at hand. KONI is also heavily
involved in motor racing, with success at
the highest level. It is simply not true that
“a shock is a shock is a shock”. There is a
strong performance link between tyres and
shocks, as each has a function, and without
each component performing its task, you
do not get the desired benefits. A tyre’s pri-
mary function is grip, whereas a shock’s
primary function is to provide contact
with the road, and it goes without saying
that without contact there is no grip. Tyres
perform only with good shocks, so you
may have the best tyres but without the
should fit superior shocks, as road safety that should be factored into best shocks you are not going to get the
and the saving of lives is a no-brainer, but benefit of those superb tyres. Safety and
there is also a cost element that comes with the decision. Performance = Tyres AND Shocks.
accidents that should be factored into the Another issue is that of rebounding, and
decision. This cost element revolves the ability to perfectly damp this rebound-
around collision repair costs, downtime ing. KONI has a unique hydraulic
costs, and of course, medical costs. Even rebounding system which puts its shocks
more tragically, to lose a truck driver has in a class of its own. Add to this the fact
enormous costs, both in monetary and that KONI shocks are adjustable, with a
human terms. unique setting for each vehicle, and are
fully serviceable, and one starts to under-
Séan Jackson recommends KONI shock motive market in 1918, and today it is part stand why Séan recommends KONI.
absorbers. Ask him why, and he’ll do his of the world renowned ITT Group. The
Tina Turner thing by saying that they’re ITT Group’s slogan is “Engineered for To explain the performance of shocks and
“Simply the Best”. KONI has been around Life” and this is their commitment to all the techniques applied will require dia-
since 1857 when it introduced shock the products in their diverse portfolio of grams, which we shall cover in the next
absorber innovations for horse drawn car- offerings, be it fluid technology, defence issue of ABR, as Séan expands on his tough
riages in Holland. KONI entered the auto- electronics and services, motion and flow love theme.
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that there is no one single drive their own cars will take that option at livelihoods are threatened? The doors, we
representative body for the first opportunity to avoid having to use are told, are open for the taxi community
the taxi industry that can the taxis. The only solution is to get more to discuss its participation in the BRT
negotiate on its behalf. people into fewer vehicles, and BRT is a network with Central and Local
The industry is highly highly rational means of providing this Government, but this passive approach
fragmented, and it seems that it has no facility. It also comes a great deal cheaper will not stop the violence. Hopefully,
intention of establishing a common voice, than any rail-bound alternative, which is common sense will prevail before blood is
because this would compromise its pre- good for the economy. spilt, and expensive capital assets are put to
ferred, highly informal modus operandi. the torch, which happen all too frequently
In a perverse way, the minibus taxi indus- There is a widely-held fallacy that South when protest erupts in SA.
try is actually a product of the Apartheid Africa has never had an effective public
system, although government has chosen transport system. In the 1950’s all the What we need is a planned process of
to ignore this fact, rather embracing it as a major cities had comprehensive and fre- engagement between the DoT and the taxi
prime example of private enterprise, made quent bus services, and the much- community. It must be clearly spelt out
up of “heroes of the struggle”. Govern- maligned South African Railways could that, as important as taxis are to the daily
ment’s failure to formalise this industry, deposit passengers pretty much anywhere shuttle of people between their homes and
and bring it under a firm yoke of legal and in the country, if not swiftly, then at least workplaces, participation in this process
regulated service provision, is now coming safely and on time. Effective transport net- comes with certain non-negotiable respon-
to haunt it. works were the most important legacy of a sibilities. These include unconditional
British Colonial history, but the problem observance of the law, the highest
Many taxi operators are thriving under the with the South African version was that it standards of vehicle maintenance, courte-
status quo, but fail to acknowledge that it failed to keep up with subsequent demo- ous interface with passengers and other
is leading the country into gridlocked graphic and geographic developments. By road users, co-operation with other, more
chaos. Notwithstanding the unacceptable the 1980’s, the Government was busy with cost-efficient transport modes, and opera-
road behaviour of many minibus taxi driv- its bush war, and was more than happy to tion within a system that provides the
ers, the sheer weight of traffic is inexorably hand over the bulk of its public transport appropriate levels of information and
strangling more and more of our urban responsibility to an unsubsidised taxi user-friendliness. The latter is vital if South
areas. The congestion is caused by a com- industry. That was the starting point of Africa truly aspires to “world class” status.
bination of too many of the problems that we face to-day.
many taxis, and The writer has frequently made use of
the fact that The Government says that it is totally Tokyo’s underground railway system.
committed to the implementation of BRT Despite his inability to speak or read the
services. The recent events on the streets of local language, this turned out to be a
Johannesburg suggest that this may not be relatively easy experience, because of the
www.zoopy.com an entirely peaceful process. It should levels of passive information provided in
come as no surprise that taxi driv- English. In sharp contrast, passengers on
ers are fully prepared Johannesburg’s taxis who wish to travel to
to become violent, somewhere different from their usual
given their daily destination, have no central source of
demeanor on the information to tell them where they
streets. Why should should stand, or how they should
people, who regularly recognise the vehicle going to their intend-
put their clients and ed end-point. For a foreign visitor, the
fellow citizens at risk challenge would be insoluble. It’s just not
of injury and good enough!
death, back away
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P
Dimitriou has become the “owner-for-a-year”
of South Africa’s 2009 Car of the Year – the
Honda Accord 2.4 Executive. Honda’s
Graham Eagle handed over a silver version to
her and her husband, Nicholas, at a function
at Hollard Insurance’s Johannesburg head office on
Wednesday April 1. The prize includes free servicing, free
comprehensive insurance from Hollard, and funding of free
petrol for a year’s motoring from Total. The value of the
prize is estimated to be well in excess of R100 000. The
Honda became the Guild’s 24th Car of the Year when it
took the title at the WesBank-sponsored COTY Banquet on
March 17. From last November through to early March the
Guild ran a competition where the public could predict the
winner by SMS, selecting from the nine finalists announced
for the 2009 event. Julia sent just one SMS – which cost her
R5 – after researching local motoring websites and journals
and deciding that the Accord was the hot favourite. This is
the sixth time that the Guild has run the win-the-COTY for
a year SMS competition, with revenue generated going
towards the Guild’s Benevolent Fund.
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Tony’s take
t the beginning of the confer- the very large fund. But, where is the cash a trifle excessive. The real question is, who
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News
Electronic Toll
Collection is on the
by Howard Keeg
Horizon
I never thought that I would ever say this, but I cannot wait to start paying toll fees
for the use of the roads in Gauteng. Why should I, and the other millions of roads
users in our neck of the woods, be happy to pay for what many believe is an inalienable
human right? We pay enough tax, don’t we? This is an argument for another day, but
right now I would give an arm and a leg to be able to get around Gauteng in my only
feasible mode of transport, in a less insane environment, and to get there on time!!!
es, the Gautrain will give me some Two of the pre-qualified bidders with SANRAL for the road user charging
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Misa News
and Their
by Marcus Haw
Tyres Contribution to
Safety in Motoring
Tyre costs are normally the third highest in the running of a transport company,
after salaries and fuel. In certain companies, either because of mismanagement, or
because they have a very ‘hard on tyres’ type of operation, these costs can overtake
all else and become a nightmare for those in control. Containing tyre costs is not
that difficult theoretically, but in practice, it’s different. In practice, too many out-
side influences get in the way. ‘Deals’ or ‘Specials’ get in the way of saving tyre costs
as it is just too easy to get caught up in the “save now, think and regret later” sit-
uation. Once a ‘deal’ is offered, all previous tyre management goes out the window
along with rational thinking. Money is saved, short term, but long term saving
through clever tyre management is dealt a severe, sometimes fatal, blow. Other influ-
ences also get in the way of tyre cost saving, which we will get into later, but so that
we all understand where we going, let’s start with what is needed to save tyre costs.
irst of all, a thorough understand- their situations and conditions. Records
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tion, leave the deal. The quick savings will Of course above everything already dis-
turn into very expensive ones in the long cussed, a thorough working knowledge of
term. You do need to test new tyres all the tyres and how they are designed and made
time, but on a small percentage of the is necessary if one wants to see how the
fleet. Testing is the way to evolving and vehicle’s dynamics work on them. It is nec-
improving your knowledge, and essary to understand that a tyre is a multi-
sometimes evolving and improving your component pressure vessel, and that all the
fleet’s tyre use. But, only with a very components except two are constantly in a
prudent approach. Random testing with dynamic state while in service. One needs
no planning is extremely expensive, and in to understand that if a tyre is overstressed,
a well run fleet, can put years of good or deformed beyond its designed limits the
management in reverse. Testing is another components can separate. Understanding
outside influence. these important factors, allows people to
see the necessity of looking after tyres, and
Cheap imports are an outside influence making their lives easier during service.
and unlike testing should be totally
avoided, except as a very careful and All this knowledge and understanding will
thorough test. cost savings as well as in the satisfaction of ultimately see savings in tyre running costs
knowing a job is being well done. It is a if the knowledge is put to use. Tyres are the
We do not have enough time to go into all massive undertaking, and anyone who most forgiving components on a motor
the ‘outside influences which can spoil a thinks its easy is in for a massive shock. vehicle, and accept an enormous amount
good tyre program, and neither do we have of abuse. But to get the best out of them,
the space here to really go into tyre man- In fleets which run vehicles such as we have one needs to run them within their
agement programs, so I hope that we have been discussing in the last two issues, prop- designed parameters. Getting the best out
created a picture which shows how big the er tyre management is especially important of them results in getting them running at
challenge is, and how detailed one has to because these vehicles are so hard on tyres. the lowest cost possible.
be in getting all the facts. Hopefully the But improving the tyre costs is often easier
picture will assist in making clear the fact with these vehicles than with big truckers
that getting the best out of tyres is an
Always Think Tyre Safety –
because of this very reason. Also because
involved, tedious and continuous job. It is they are usually found to be running your safety is our concern!
not a quick fix situation, and must be pur- extremely expensively, it can be quite sim-
sued vigorously FOREVER. It doesn’t ple to achieve a quick and significant sav-
stop. It’s never over, but it is rewarding. ing. But to reach the goal of getting the
And the rewards come in the form of huge best that is possible is a hard process. www.bridgestone.co.za
May 2009
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Personal profile
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Lux Lite
PETER’S BMW Loans Two Hydrogen 7
SOAP Vehicles To the Petersen
Automotive Museum
by Peter Mather BOX BMW CleanEnergy recently loaned two 2008 Hydrogen 7 vehicles
to the Petersen Automotive Museum –one to use as an active on-
road demonstration vehicle and one to display in the museum.
Peter Mather has worked in the field of New and experimental technology has always been a part of the
human capital development in the motor museum's educational mission because new technology is where
industry for the last twelve years and has history is born. Due to its popularity, The Petersen's Alternative
Power Exhibit became a permanent display in the museum after
enjoyed great success in facilitating sales and its original 6-month
leadership programmes run in 2006 was over.
within the industry. The BMW Hydrogen
7 is a natural fit and
ast month I posed the question of perfect- shows how relatively
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Diamond Dialogues
Editorial
Partnership
Giel Steyn
In this series of articles ABR discusses with Giel Steyn of Grandmark International the four significant factors that should be
taken into account when purchasing automotive parts - Technology, Quality, Safety and Value for Money. These four
characteristics are inter-related, and each cannot stand on their own, and together they become a motorist's best friend. Similarly, diamonds
are also judged on four characteristics, known as the “four c's” - carat, clarity, colour and cut; and of course, diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Grandmark International, as a distributor of automotive parts, is keenly aware of the need to source only the best in Technology, Quality,
Safety and Value for Money, and therefore it is appropriate that this series of articles is titled Diamond Dialogues.
The focus in this issue moves to the term reality to the motorist pretty quickly in
counterfeit, an often misunderstood term. both performance and safety, either in the
Using the Collins Concise English form of hurting the back pocket or actual
Dictionary as his starting point, Giel physical harm, and in the most extreme
recites the definition from memory. cases death or disability, bringing the stark
Collins defines counterfeit as 1) some- consequences of “goedkoop is duurkoop”
thing that is not genuine, but has been prominently to the fore. The only real dif-
made to look genuine to deceive ference lies in the legalities involved.
people; and 2) to forge, to copy, to feign, Counterfeit product trades on the back of
made in imitation, fraudulent. Giel then original equipment or other proprietary
poses the question; does counterfeit mean brands, or confuses via associated issues
inferior? The answer would generally be such as descriptive use, passing off, or sim-
yes, because a counterfeiter is by nature a ilar part no’s. This has legal sanction, and
deceitful person and the point of this the contravention of trade marks, etc, can
deceit is basically to pass off something lead to heavy penalties through civil and
inferior as something better than it actual- criminal charges. The real problem lies
ly is. Naturally, with the nature of human with inferior product, as this is a grey
beings as it is, the real object of the exercise and unfortunate definition of pirate, as the area which the regulatory bodies have not
is not a narcissistic attempt to prove how Act refers to any aftermarket product, yet come to grips with, and up to now it
clever one is, but to make money on the whether it is good or bad. Thus it is not a has left the consumer with extremely lim-
back of someone else’s innovation, good idea to use the term pirate, so rather ited options for recourse. This is where the
research, development and marketing stick to counterfeit. proposed Consumer Protection Bill will
efforts. Thus, the product is usually made have a significant impact, as it holds every-
at the lowest manufacturing cost possible, Enigmatically, whereas counterfeit in the one in the supply chain jointly and sever-
utilising the cheapest materials, finding vast majority of cases equals inferior, infe- ally responsible and liable for harm and/or
production shortcuts and cutting costs rior does not necessarily mean counterfeit. loss. More on this in future issues of ABR,
wherever possible. This, in a nutshell, is This paradox is explained by the many as we get more clarity on its implications.
the essence of counterfeiting. We need to manufacturers who do not pretend to Suffice to say that the playing fields will
once again go to the “pirate part” mine- make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, and soon be levelled by a rather large bulldoz-
field, a term that we banished in the previ- who honestly and cheerfully manufacture er, and no longer will the purveyors of sub-
ous issue. The reason for our return to this cheap and nasty product without any pre- standard product be allowed to hide
term is that with the Counterfeit Goods tence, packaging it in plain and nonde- behind anonymous manufacturers.
Act, the words pirate and counterfeit are script boxes, pricing it accordingly, and
basically interchangeable, which means caveat emptor is the responsibility of the In the next issue of ABR, Giel shall look at
that the word pirate is often abused and purchaser. Thus, and this is where Giel the ramifications of fitting substandard
misused to the detriment of good quality introduces a new term, both counterfeit parts, and the true cost in both human and
replacement parts. In the Counterfeit and inferior parts can be classified in most economic terms.
Goods Act, this is the essence of the real cases as substandard parts, and both bring
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Robert Bosch
osch has been a household name in the automotive the Beissbarth stand at Automechanika. The new 3D system
Beissbarth technologies. One of the goals for the development of this system was to build
a smaller and portable tool. For this reason, the sensor heads are
Good wheel alignment on a vehicle does not get the publicity it mobile and require no calibration during installation and can be
deserves, and therefore it is more often than not ignored by the easily removed from the lift or floor. The small measuring station
average motorist, but it could mean big differences under certain with a width of only 800mm to the left and right of the vehicle
driving circumstances and therefore, wheel alignment should be saves space in a workshop. Also, the measuring heads are mobile
done on a regular basis. Modern day wheel alignment tools allow and so permit use both in small workshops and at different meas-
for vehicles to be well aligned, but what people don’t always realise uring stations. What is significant is that apart from the slim bay
is most of these systems can never be one hundred percent accurate. dimension no space is needed before or behind the required work-
Various tests done by independent researchers reveal that a vehicle’s ing bay and precision is guaranteed with the clamps that are now
wheel alignment varies just about every time, if you do the align- fixed to the rim, which will not damage alloy rims. In this way, it
ment consecutively. This means that although you might think can for example also be used with tools for the alignment of driv-
your wheels are aligned, before you leave the workshop your wheel er assistance systems. When the system is not being used, it can be
alignment would show another reading should you test it again. stored away compactly in the workshop. Andreas Andorfer,
managing director of Beissbarth GmbH, is emphatic on the sub-
There are many reasons why this may be. Ian Cruickshank, Bosch ject, ‘Easy 3D offers an especially small mix of customer benefits,
technical specialist explains, ‘Many things can interfere with a which is unique in this form. The mobile system is easy to handle,
wheel alignment test, from the heat that reflects off a vehicle that saves space and is flexible in its uses.’
had just been used or even a car that has been parked on a lift
before the wheel alignment is done.’ The Easy 3D has been exhibited in Germany, Switzerland,
Norway and South Africa and the feedback has been positive.
Beissbarth has been working on a system to overcome these prob- Dereck Knight, senior product manager says, ‘the Easy 3D system
lems and has come up with the new Easy 3D, a new generation of will be officially launched 20 May at the Autopromotec show
wheel aligners which will fulfil the needs of the modern workshop. in Germany and should be available in South Africa during
This Beissbarth 3D wheel alignment prototype was showcased on June or July.’
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AIDC Quiz
by Roger McCleery
Roger McCleery
asks the questions
See how many of these 20 Questions you can answer.
1. What car won the 2008 South African Car of the Year Title?
5. Give the four top selling cars in South Africa in March in order.
7. Name the Vice-President of Sales and Marketing for Ford in South Africa.
11. Name the Sales and Marketing Director of Volkswagen South Africa.
12. Name the drivers who won the first two F1 Grands Prix of 2009.
13. Where does the new VW Scirocco get its name from?
14. Where is the only night race in Moto-GP Motorcycle Racing being held?
15. Which car was fitted with an American Buick V8 Engine that won the 1966 and 1967 World Formula 1 Championships?
16. Where is the only night race held in World Formula 1 Grand Prix racing?
17. Who raced the only 6-wheel Formula 1 Grand Prix winner ever built?
18. Who designed the only Fan car in Formula 1 Grand Prix history that won in Sweden and was then banned?
19. In which country was Carlo Abarth the racing tuner of Fiats born?
20. What manufacturer named one of his cars (a) Cedric (b) Isetta?
Answers on page 82
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Industry Update
With inflation at double digit levels, Imperial Auto Parts
has the solution with the Supercraft tool range. This range
covers a variety of products from tool sets to drill bit sets, along
with innovative products such as the dual head plier.
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Industry Update
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Vehicle EvaluATION
Okay, now that I have had my super size rant, let us get
back to reality. This reality is that this car was built for the
city, and for the commuter with modest mobility needs it
is an ideal city car. Safe, well equipped, and fuel frugal,
with an acceptable price tag, it is the complete package.
Car magazine gives it a fuel rating of 6 litres per 100km,
so you are not going to throw away the family fortune on
commuting costs, and if you are safety conscious then the
deformable crush zones, the impact path diffusion, the
front airbags, and the ABS will give you substantial peace
of mind. Ergonomically, this car is tops, with an extreme-
ly comfortable seating position, and you don’t have to
slum it as this car has all the mod cons such as air condi-
tioning, power steering, radio/cd and the like. The lug-
gage space is also far more than you expect. And, as long
as you do not have the Blue Bulls front row as your pas-
sengers, this car cruises like a dream, and if you do have
some weight to lug around, liberal use of the gears and
higher revs does the trick. The Kappa engine can handle
it, but don’t expect to outrun that 4 litre behemoth com-
ing up rapidly onto your back bumper. On second
thoughts, it is me and my fellow travelling dinosaurs that
need to adjust, and to accept that smaller is better. The
problem is that we have all been brainwashed into think-
ing that 0 to 100 in 5 seconds is our God given right, and
we rush like lemmings to the MPH events, we watch Top
Gear avidly as that Clarkson clown goes through some gas
guzzling hoops, and we continue to devour car publica-
tions that are fixated on power and penis enlarging SUVs.
I apologise for my brain dead comments at the beginning
of this article, and for penance I shall plant a tree.
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Update
utomechanika is one of the success stories for South of CI Auto’s newer brands and if biking is your thing and espe-
A Africa as this was the first show held locally and one of
only thirteen Automechanika shows internationally.
Over 400 companies showed off their products and
services, including the latest and greatest technological enhance-
ments. Unfortunately the show wasn’t open to the general public,
cially touring, then this is for you. Touratec supplies bike acces-
sories, from new ideas to panniers and these were seen at the show
on a full to the brim BMW motorcycle, which drew many curi-
ous visitors to the stand.
as it is a show held for the automotive industry by the automotive The CI Auto stand was done in spectacular form and for this
industry, but as marketing director Grant Fraser of CI Auto, puts effort was awarded with a gold medal. ‘A lot went into the plan-
it, ‘ the turnout wasn’t particularly great, but the quality of cus- ning and marketing of Automechanika’, said automotive market-
tomers was, which in my eyes makes the event fruitful.’ ing manager, Paula Missing. She was heading the team for the
show and did a magnificent job. One of the criteria the stands
For CI Auto the show was all about brand awareness, bringing were judged on was customer service. ‘We had qualified people on
their products to the customers and showing what they are capa- the stand, every minute the show was open, helping clients and
ble of. For years CI Auto has been a leading supplier of premium showing off our presence as an established company’, she
branded products to the automotive aftermarket and selected mentioned.
original equipment manufacturers on the African continent. They
currently represent ten brands, consisting of 26 product groups The Automechanika show was great, but after the show CI Auto
and that is the message they wanted to portray at the show. CI was hard at work back at the office to execute its role as a leading
Auto’s top eight brands carried their flag. Among them was automotive supplier. ‘We made it clear at the show what we do,
Gabriel, a well-known name, which is constantly at the forefront but the main focus is for customers to understand that we con-
of shock absorber innovation. It’s a brand that has an outstanding stantly strive to deliver quality products to customers, which they
pedigree in manufacturing shock absorbers for Africa and other in return can sell on again. In these bad economical times, it is
continents. Echlin is a world renowned ignition manufacturer. vital that we keep on cutting costs and deliver on our promises’,
VDO, Warn, and Autoexcel were also on display. Touratec is one Fraser ended.
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Wilde Things
T
tion to be distilled from glimpse of it at the KPMG seminar on the from the pleasures or displeasures of the
the presentations was one 30th March. The bearer of glimmering president. Effectively, this means that the
of wonder and awe at the hope was the Honourable Minister Elton president’s wings have not only been
potential of not just Mangoma, Minister of Economic clipped, they have been hacked off with a
Zimbabwe, but the whole Planning & Development, Zimbabwe, blunt panga. No longer can the president
of Africa, and yet one was left with the who gave the assembled businessmen an unilaterally relieve anyone from his or her
gnawing feeling that while Zimbabwe overview of the economic and political duties – he has to get the unanimous
seems to be emerging from a decade of environment in Zimbabwe; an overview approval of all the parties. Thus, he is left
darkness, is it now South Africa’s turn to that was both appealing and appalling at with three formal functions: the appoint-
descend into despotic madness? Are we the same time. Appealing in its frankness ment of deputies, the declaration of martial
also to endure a North Korean leader clone and forthrightness, and appalling in its law, and the declaration of war against
who has no respect for his fellow citizens naïve acceptance of the actions of a tyrant’s another nation. For all intents and purpos-
and who has no compassion for his people, tyranny, Minister Mangoma hit the right es, this renders Herr Dokter Mental Case
and who is prepared to trample on human notes when he introduced and defined Mugabe impotent, and merely a ceremoni-
rights, human dignity and all the good himself; firstly as a Chartered Accountant, al president, who can enjoy the trappings of
things a democracy should have and to dis- secondly as a businessman, and thirdly as a office and the luxury of living off his ill got-
dain and abuse the processes of the legal politician. He also admitted to finding ten gains in his splendid palace built on the
system just to have his day in the sun and politics an unnatural pursuit, as he could blood of the ordinary Zimbabwean. A hard
an era of untrammelled power, and to use not tell a lie. This Washingtonian note had pill to swallow, but something it appears
the state and its organs as an avenue to sate me cheering from the aisles, and for the that the MDC can live with. The real
his thirst for megalomania and narcissism next 45 minutes I was putty in his hands, power lies with the prime minister, who has
rolled into one, whilst dragging the human and when he said that we were at an excit- the authority to operationalise and imple-
dregs of political expedients in his blood- ing stage of our lives, and that the alliance ment policies, and Minister Mangoma
thirsty wake, as they hang on tightly to his was putting in place something that will assures us that Prime Minister Tsvangirai is
gravy stained coattails? Okay, I have just last and that we could bank on the future, going full steam ahead on the priorities.
written one of the longest sentences of my who was I to pour cold water on this? Time will tell. Has the rogue elephant been
life, which would horrify my erstwhile darted, or is it all an unbelievable scam?
English teachers, but it was metaphorically Let’s put it into perspective. The GPA Mangoma says that this was the way the
necessary to warn that under the shower (Global Political Agreement) reached MDC balanced the need to go forward
fiend we may actually endure a longer sen- between the two MDC factions and Zanu- against the political realities. On the one
tence, which would horrify any freedom PF, with some backroom arm twisting from hand you have the Zanu-PF believing that
loving person. Zimbabwe’s previously somnambulant the bullet takes precedence over the ballot,
neighbours, is part of the Zimbabwean whilst the MDC believes in pure democra-
Enough with the negatives. Let us pretend constitution, and it is tied to specific cy. Inclusive government was the compro-
that we are not going to walk under Jacob’s behaviours, freedom of expression, free- mise, with the focus on performance, and
inverted ladder which descends directly to dom of the press, and all those good things with no one having the absolute latitude to
hell, and that he turns out to be one of the that civilised people covet and protect do what they please.
most enlightened leaders this continent when they get it. The core of the agreement
has ever seen, as he strives to put his dark is that executive powers are invested in the Taking Mangoma at his word, the MDC is
past behind him as he leads South Africa President, the Prime Minister and the committed to making this work, even
and Africa into the promised land. This Cabinet – a relatively unique arrangement though there are many flashpoints:
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• Detainees: The detainees are being house on the planet, with virtually no will prosper. Zimbabwe still has skilled and
slowly but surely released, despite exchange control as all currencies are now productive labour, and the majority of the
severe provocations from the diehards. effectively legal tender – a virtual multi- Diaspora are just itching to come back. All
currency economy. The South African they are waiting for is the starting gun to
• Land Invasions: No longer will land Rand and the US Dollar are now the go off. South Africa can play a key role in
invasions be tolerated. Property rights anchor currencies, with companies using this revival, and with Mangoma’s plea to
are to be enforced, and security of these currencies for their financial records, the South African government to guaran-
tenure will be paramount. No longer rendering all Zimbabwean accounting tee lines of credit, this could be the catalyst
will a politician be able to say that if statements up to December 2008 as for a tremendous boost for demand for
you don’t vote for me, you’ll be thrown worthless bits of antique interest. This goods and services from South Africa,
off your land. Whilst this is a case of gives an entirely new meaning to historical which ironically will not only soften our
closing the stable door after the horse accounting! Even when the Zimbabwean recession, it could actually be the start of a
has bolted, a modicum of stability Dollar is reintroduced, for which premature turnaround, and a serious buck-
should boost agricultural production. Mangoma assures us there is no hurry, it ing of the international trend.
will be fully convertible, which should give
• Entrenched trough feeders: The situa-
tion around the Reserve Bank
assurance to future investors. The MDC,
in reality the rulers of the new Zimbabwe,
What Mugabe
Governor, the Attorney General and
Provincial Governors remains fraught
are also planning to fully compensate
“removed farmers” for all farm improve-
has Wrought
and in a state of flux. However, their ments, as this is regarded as an obligation.
powers have been reduced, and with And maybe this will entice them back onto • From 1998 to 2008 there was a
Tsvangirai back in the saddle after their land, so that Zimbabwe can start 70% reduction in manufacturing
enduring personal tragedies, the imple- feeding itself again. The inclusive govern- output (God knows what the first
mentation of corrective measures ment (read MDC) wants Zimbabwe to quarter of 2009 was like, as the
should gather steam. The Minister of become food sufficient by 2010, and it is final implosion of the Zimbabwe
Finance now has the power and the also looking at developing agro industries economy occurred in the last
ideas to make things work, and the around cotton, tobacco, etc. It was point- quarter of 2008)
MDC in the area of finance is already ed out that just the communal areas have
having an impact. Zimbabwe requires the ability to feed the country, which • From 1997 to 2008 there was a
assistance and things are happening in proves the lie behind Mugabe’s politically 90% reduction in agricultural
the background. For example, to inspired farm invasions. As Mangoma puts output (similarly, the implosion at
appease donors each ministry is it, “Commercial farming should not be the end of 2008 makes the first
appointing a team of accountants to racialised. The country should use com- quarter of 2009 unquantifiable)
ensure that financial assistance is mercial farms to earn foreign exchange,
accounted for. The World Bank has not foreign opprobrium.” • School enrolment stayed stable till
endorsed the MDC’s macro economic 2004, an indication of the com-
policies and the assurance is that there Wherever the inclusive government looks, mitment to education of the aver-
will be no policy reversals. By the time there is work to do, and rehabilitation age Zimbabwean, despite increas-
you read this, the IMF and World required. The country's infrastructure has ingly insurmountable odds –
Bank will have announced their offi- to be restored and rebuilt, even expanded. unfortunately the past four years
cial position, the timing scheduled for Roads, dams, railways, power stations are has taken its toll
20th April 2009. all on an urgent agenda. The Beit Bridge
– Chirundu route is a vital corridor, the • There were fewer people in formal
All good and well, but there is a long and Hwange Power Station needs rehabilita- employment in 2007 than 1980 –
hard road to hoe. Currently, Zimbabwean tion, the mines need to start operating – remarkably the economy just
industry is running at 10% of capacity, wherever you look, there is opportunity for managed to stagger along from
and the goal of getting this up to 60% by those who like long shots. With electrical 2000 to 2007. 2008 figures are
the end of 2009 is laudable but highly generating capacity at less then 40%, a rel- just not worth comparison. Thank
unlikely. Simply put, the government is atively modest US$100 million will move goodness that Ian Smith was not
broke and with the promise of no more it up to 80%. There are many such exam- alive to observe this.
patronage the onus will fall on the private ples across mining, agriculture, tourism
sector to play a prominent role in rehabili- and the like. Vast resources of platinum, • 65% of Zimbabwe’s chartered
tating the country. Mangoma is looking plus gold, diamonds, coal, copper, etc. are accountants have left the country
for public private partnerships, with the waiting for the intrepid explorers. Tourism – South Africa, the United
private sector taking the leading role. As he needs to get back to its previously domi- Kingdom, Australia, the United
puts it, “they are welcome and we will lis- nant position, and eco tourism is just wait- States, New Zealand and Canada
ten.” The “liberalisation” of the private sec- ing for the right entrepreneur. There are being the biggest beneficiaries
tor will create certainty and with the huge opportunities for those who are pre-
Zimbabwe dollar having been consigned pared to get onto the bandwagon, and • There was no investment into
to the dustbin of history, Zimbabwe has those who are prepared to be the pioneers Zimbabwe in the last decade
truly become the most liberal changing
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Wilde Things
Amazing things happened in the past ten
years, which kept Zimbabwe functioning.
The biggest single factor was the dual
economy, sustained by barter and rogue
traders. The unfortunate consequences
would take an article of hundreds of pages;
suffice to say that the necessary medicine
of the introduction of a multi-currency
regime in February 2009 immediately cre-
ated deflation. Prices came down by 14%
in February, a further reduction of 20% in
March, and more to come in April and
May. There has been a total change of atti-
tude at government level. They want
Zimbabwe to work again, and they are
actually visiting leaders in the private sec-
tor. The GPA has brought a breath of fresh Elton Mangoma – Minister of Economic
air, and they are working to improve the Planning & Development, Zimbabwe
political climate. The people are commit-
ted to regain years of destruction of And he has been allowed to say it. In a per-
wealth. ABR leaves the last words to verse sort of way, Zimbabwe is showing
Nyasha Zhou, President of Chartered South Africa the path to democracy. Let us
Accountants Zimbabwe, “People should pray that South Africa is not going to have
feel part of the country irrespective of to endure a decade of horror just to relearn
which political party they belong to”. this. Will our polygamist and his syco-
Wow! These are powerful words, coming phantic Luddite lemmings heed these Nyasha Zhou – President of Institute of
from the mouth of a Zimbabwean. Chartered Accountants Zimbabwe
words?
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Euroquip Update
alk into their Centurion based offices and you are Euroquip has a firm commitment to develop the product range of
The OCAP range originally only catered for steering and suspen-
‘We want to answer your particular needs, and offer something sion parts, but the Italian manufacturer teamed up with OEM
special, a passionate and serious commitment towards customer engineering and production for the automotive, agricultural and
service’, they make mention on the Euroquip website. heavy industries.
They source globally and guarantee product quality and serve a The OCAP product range for automotive applications include
promise of the right product, delivered to the right place, on time parts from both steering and suspension systems, but is soon to
and at the right price. It is simply part of Euroquip culture, noth- change. National sales manager at Euroquip, Kevin Chetty,
ing more, nothing less. The company headed by director Prakash recently mentioned that an extensive range of OCAP engine
Bhagwan has grown exponentially over the last few years. mountings will soon be launched and available from Euroquip.
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Burford on Brands
BMW’s Mini Me
Writing a story about the Mini raises an interesting dilemma. Should the
word Mini be written lower-case, or should one use upper-case for the sec-
by Adrian Burford ond generation MINI? BMW like to set the new MINI apart from the old by
using capital letters and it is a more grown-up car than before but they do
seem keen to trade on the reputation of the original. Yet in other ways they’ve often
distanced themselves from the 1959 version though this seems to be changing and from
22 - 24 May Mini and MINI owners will be celebrating the past, present and future of
the car at Silverstone in the United Kingdom.
ccording to a BMW press African Mini story is a fascinating one too words, perfectly round and needless to say,
Insights
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Update
he road show visited three bers went back to their stores reenergised.
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Suzuki
Flies
High
An amazing display of
aerobatics, enhancing the
image of the Suzuki
automotive brand
uzuki Auto SA has acquired the naming and advertising hold so dear.” Suzuki Auto SA will use the 2009 Sport Aerobatics
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Industry Update
The State of Logistics Survey was introduced in 2004. The aim of the survey is to provide a comprehensive picture of
the state of logistics in South Africa, incorporating a macro and microeconomic view. The fifth survey covers 2007
data and information. The State of Logistics Survey is available for download at www.csir.co.za/sol and
www.imperiallogistics.co.za/sol.
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Motorsport
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Motorsport
The pits at Kyalami
between heats were
a buzz with run-
ning repairs
Racing requires
more than cars,
as this support
truck indicates
I noted his distress at Kyalami after his star why are there rules that cannot be ner has been safely negotiated, then let the
racer was unceremoniously removed from enforced? Or maybe they don’t want to racing begin, to the satisfaction of the spec-
the first heat (in the first lap!) of the enforce the rules? For more exciting racing? tators and competitors alike. Sounds like
Wesbank V8 race, and I waited a good two For more thrills and spills? The small prob- common sense to me. Another bugbear for
weeks before visiting Danie at Timken’s lem behind this philosophy is that the two Danie is the situation around the VW Polo
offices in Benoni to ascertain the reason shunts that the Timken drivers endured so Cup. These cars are practically bog stan-
behind his unhappiness, and his metamor- early on had quite a cost. Firstly, the costs dard, so there will always be the tempta-
phosis from phlegmatic to agitated. The incurred in repairing the Timken cars, tion to find ways to make the cars more
incident that raised his blood pressure was together with the normal racing costs, competitive, by hook or by crook. Danie
the boxing in of Hennie Groenewald by came to a cool R 280 000, a sizable chunk says that Bryan Morgan has already suf-
three of his fellow competitors and a subse- out of the R3 million budget. Secondly, fered seven non-finishers due to clutch fail-
quent sideways shove, and a repeat proce- the spectators were robbed. They came to ure, an unusually high incidence, but the
dure on Richard Pinard less than a minute see a competitive race and they came to see rules do not allow for tampering with the
later. Occurrences that a less generous per- Hennie Groenewald and Richard Pinard weight of the flywheel or pressure plate.
son may describe as premeditated, whilst a fly the Timken flag, something which is Are the other competitors also taking the
conspiracy theorist may even find an agen- not going to happen when they have been high road? Danie wants stricter scrutineer-
da in these incidents. Danie Coetser is too taken out by reckless driving. It is all very ing and he recommends a random bumper
much of a gentleman to say such things, well to warn the youngster, but does this to bumper check after each race to discour-
and merely comments that, “It is very sim- kid know what damage he is doing to the age any straying from the path of right-
ple. All I want is a level playing field, con- sport without proper sanction. He wasn’t eousness.
sistency, and fair play. Motorsport has even demoted to the back of the grid for
rules, and they must be applied without the next heat, something which was These are reasonable requests, of which
fear or favour”. For example, he cites the slapped onto Hennie Groenewald in inde- note should be taken. It cannot be empha-
chaotic situation that exists at the start of cent haste the previous season for a less sised strongly enough that the Polo Cup
the V8 races, and the rule that no one may serious misdemeanour. Is this what the and even the V8 series are nurseries for
push past the back bumper until past the officials believe is a levelling of the playing upcoming talent and stepping stones to
starting grid; a rule that exists to avoid fields? Or do they want tit for tat behav- bigger things. Sponsors are the lifeblood of
bunching up at the first corner. A rational iour, and bugger the consequences? the sport, and it is madness to upset them
and practical rule which should be strictly unnecessarily. My advice to the bigwigs is
enforced. Apparently the officials say that Coming back to the starting procedure, to sit up and take notice. Do not allow the
they cannot control the start, and the Danie believes that a single file rolling start gander to get up; otherwise you could kill
immediate question that comes to mind is is the solution and that after the first cor- the goose that lays the golden egg.
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Motorsport
Fast Lady
Her favourite animal is the cheetah, so it is no surprise to hear that
Clare Vale loves speed. The cheetah has bragging rights as the
fastest animal on four feet, and Clare Vale emulates this when she
gets into her Gatorback Goodyear Ram Ford V8 Mustang to become
the fastest lady on four wheels in South Africa.
lare started racing late in life, As she explains, “they are lighter, they can of her. Clare’s previous comments about
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Industry Update
Lubricant specialist LIQUI
MOLY is expanding in
South Africa
LIQUI MOLY, the German company which spe-
cialises in lubricants, additives and car care, sells
its products in more than 90 countries around the
world. And all the signs are pointing towards fur-
ther growth – especially in South Africa. This was
apparent at the Automechanika in Johannesburg
from 18 to 21 March 2009, and once again in
Cape Town on Friday 27th March 2009, when
Liquimoly introduced its new distributor in the
Cape, S.O.S. Oil Corporation.
IQUI MOLY regards South Africa as one of it´s most instance in South Africa show – and the brand another, as the
CS: Many factors have changed. The profile of the average driver today is
totally different. The average age of our population has become very young
compared to most other countries, especially in the developed world. Perhaps
the most important factor is that people today want to actively participate in
motorsport and all other outdoor hobbies and activities and not just be a spec-
tator. The research we conduct regularly pointed to these trends and the brand
personality has been developed to talk to today’s target market and meet their
aspirations.
ABR: Why does the brand seem to have more presence in the market today?
CS: Well it is an unusual outcome as there was a time when
SABAT had many vans on the road servicing thousands of retail
points. Today we have a very different distribution model to success-
fully service the trade. This we do through utilising cutting edge
technology such as fleet logistics optimisation, GEO coding of the
customer location - supported by mobile vans that participate in our
roadside, office or home fitment programme - together with some of
our key partners. The revised brand does attract a lot of attention
and we have been able to appoint Business Reps who are well qual-
ified academically and who identify with the new image of the brand
and enjoy driving SABAT branded cars.
The Market Hall Exhibition Centre at the Grandwest Casino is large and cavernous, pro-
viding ample space for the close on 700 guests, and allowing the exhibitors to stretch
out, creating a relaxed and informal atmosphere, and a catalyst to networking and infor-
mation sharing. The influential Automotive Business Review, South Africa’s leading auto-
motive aftermarket publication, and touted by those in the know as South Africa’s only
genuine all round automotive aftermarket publication, was the only publication which
took the trouble to be present to take in the action and to report back to its readers. A
picture is worth a thousand words, so ABR presents the grand Partinform show at the
Grandwest Casino in montage form:
M&M: Monique Piest, event co- Delon Murphy of Brake Hose & The chefs were kept busy feeding close to
ordinator of Partinform, with Component Supplies, enjoying a 700 hungry faces
Malcolm Perrie, chairman of chat with John Jones of Ferobrake
AAMA (Automotive Aftermarket
Manufacturers Association)
The Kohler
Motors team
An electrifying atmosphere The FRAM stand was a happy stand The Gatorback guys
Monroe in motion
This is how you make brake Whatever they’re looking at it must be good
hose
I’m stuck on you That’s a very good question The hub of the matter
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Competition Corner
aleem Mohamed from Allparts Cape
And if you are a reader of ABR, not only are you highly intelligent, you also have a chance to win a Forza Racing Track Experience. Four
lucky winners will be drawn out of the hat at the South African Automotive Conference to be held in early October 2009, and will be
advised via e-mail or telephone by the middle of October 2009, and the winners shall also be announced in the November 2009 issue
of ABR. Don’t delay. The entries from the previous editions of ABR are already streaming in, so get out your thinking cap and answer
these three questions:
1. Name one of the debutante manufacturers at the Cape Town Partinform show.
2. If you’re a resident of Nelspruit, which Partinform show will be the closest to you, and on which date will it be held?
Send your answers to fax 086 6579 289 or e-mail bigheart@iafrica.com with the following details:
Company: ___________________________________________________________________________________________
Position: ____________________________________________________________________________________________
Postal Address:_______________________________________________________________________________________
e-mail address:________________________________________________________________________________________
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1 2
Quick Brake Flaring Tool. Cut the brake tube to the correct length.
3 4
Clamp the brake tube in the flaring tool. Pull the lever once to Supply the completed brake pipe to the customer (as a straight pipe) -
form the single flare and a second time to form the double flare. the fitter is able to easily bend and manipulate the pipe while
fitting to the vehicle.
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Industry Update
Patrick says that Sparepro is a rough diamond, and all that it needs
is to be polished to take it to the top. This polishing includes the
development of sound and solid relationships with the customers,
half of Sparepro’s product categories, and Patrick realised that this and to continuously work on these relationships, understanding
provided an enormous window of opportunity for growth, simply that all interactions are part of this relationship, with even the
by focusing on the established customer base. One of the basic returns policy being an integral part of this relationship. He
tenets of customer care programmes is that it far easier and cheap- intends to build on this ideal by bringing groups of customers to
er to retain customers than to generate new customers, and it was Sparepro to discuss issues of common concern and to strategise as
this philosophy that Patrick used to fashion a strategy to redeem friends, not strangers. Patrick is now back on a common and
this situation. The root cause of the problem was that there was a repetitive theme; better service makes you a better human being.
distinct lack of genuine communication with the customer, and Patrick wants his staff to view Sparepro as a second home, and he
Patrick’s corrective action went straight for the jugular – every wants to inculcate a team spirit that fosters a customer service that
month each salesman would have to dedicate a minimum of two is self-sustaining, and which eventually leads to a self-fulfilling
full working days to visiting his/her customer; to talk, to listen, to effect, i.e. people getting more out of their jobs and by implica-
understand, and critically, to take action. To ensure that this tion, more out of their lives. And he wants this done with a sense
would not be a loose arrangement, Patrick also implemented a of purpose and a sense of humanity, carried out with vision, pas-
report back regime, stipulating specific action plans, rigorous fol- sion, focus and with a corporate conscience.
low-up procedures, and immediate corrective action where
required. The results were practically immediate, and an added Call it new age if you like, but Patrick is confident that he is on
and not entirely unexpected bonus was that the market intelli- the right track. The statistics prove him right, and the results show
gence gleaned from these initiatives created the identification of that Sparepro is doing the right thing. Patrick says that he is run-
new product categories, with the prospect of further growth. ning a business and results matter, but he is adamant that “we are
here to serve our customers”. He does not dwell on the past, he
This is a classic real life scenario of feeling the pulse of the market focuses on the future. And his staff are right behind him, as they
and investigating opportunities and looking for winners, and jointly feel the pulse of the market, with passion and precision.
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Fast Wheels
Unscripted Formula 1
by Roger McCleery
Drama begins
In 2008 we had sex scandals and a World Championship won by 1 point in the final
300 metres of the last race of the year. We also enjoyed racing with some passing,
particularly when it was damp or drenching wet, which neutralised cars, drivers and
teams. It gives the lower budget teams a chance to shine. You thought 2008 was dra-
matic? A lot of us Formula 1 GP fans thought it was one of the best years in the
59-year history of the sport. That however was nothing compared to the shenanigans
going on already this season, which so far has just got under way and provided two
races. It is also unbelievable. A good author could turn it into a best-selling book.
efore the stewards had got to the first an underpowered dog. Now everything is Then came the bombshell. The stewards
Toyota SA President promoted to key position within Toyota Motor Corporation, Japan
Dr Johan van Zyl, President and CEO of Toyota SA, has become one of only five non-Japanese to be promoted to the
position of Managing Officer within Toyota Motor Corporation (TMC).
r Johan van Zyl, President and CEO of people that he has worked so closely with over
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Marriage Writes
• They say that marriage
makes a man dizzy, and it's
true. As soon as I got a wife,
I lost my balance at the bank.
• Men want 3 qualities in
wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in
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kitchen, devil in home &
economist in bed.
• Q: Why do women live
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After marriage: Roses are
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• Getting married is very
much like going to a restau-
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what you want, and then
when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had
ordered that.
• Man: Is there any way for
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Dr: Get married. Evolution of Man vs. TV
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of
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• Why do couples hold hands
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It's a formality just like two
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new, if repeat /
when