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26 DOMINATE MOTHER
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14 HOT STYLE
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combines all the great things
about summer: barbecues,
reworks and a lot of booze.
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Summer lovin had me a
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then I dumped theirrr
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like that. The point is that
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life should be too, ya dig?
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FROM COUNTRY GIRL TO COVER GIRL,
OUR WINNER SPILLS HER SECRETS!
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COVER GIRL WINNER
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COVER GIRL WINNER
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I showed sheep from
the time I was ve
until I graduated
high school and
won many awards.
I probably have
about a hundred
belt buckles that I
have won through
the years.
I showed sheep from
the time I was ve
until I graduated
high school and
won many awards.
I probably have
about a hundred
belt buckles that I
have won through
the years.
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I never leave my
house without my
hair being big!
I never leave my
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I grew up
on a farm in
Bogata, Texas.
I grew up
on a farm in
Bogata, Texas.
I have taught
cheer camps
for the past six
summers through
the greatest
cheer company in
the world!
I have taught
cheer camps
for the past six
summers through
the greatest
cheer company in
the world!
I recently got engaged to my
anc, Billy Bob! My new last
name will be Moczygemba.
I recently got engaged to my
anc, Billy Bob! My new last
name will be Moczygemba.
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I only eat steak blue,
which means that it is
less than rare.
I only eat steak blue,
which means that it is
less than rare.
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My favorite television
shows are True Blood
and Duck Dynasty. I
secretly wish that I could
be in an episode of
both shows; Id make an
awesome vampire!
My favorite television
shows are True Blood
and Duck Dynasty. I
secretly wish that I could
be in an episode of
both shows; Id make an
awesome vampire!
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My birthday is
New Years Eve
yes, I celebrate
double every
year.
My birthday is
New Years Eve
yes, I celebrate
double every
year.
I have a Corgi named
Kicer. (The c makes
an s sound.)
I have a Corgi named
Kicer. (The c makes
an s sound.)
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Im all about making a
difference. I want to positively
affect every person that I meet
in some way.
Im all about making a
difference. I want to positively
affect every person that I meet
in some way.
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I am a senior and still
undecided on a career.
I just know that I want
to work with people
and NOT always be
behind a deskI like
being on the go!
I am a senior and still
undecided on a career.
I just know that I want
to work with people
and NOT always be
behind a deskI like
being on the go!
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My ultimate dream job would
be talk show host.
My ultimate dream job would
be talk show host.
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Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud
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F: HH! 11-7PM $1.99 Margaritas, 99 Bud & Miller Lt., $1.99 XX draft + $10 CoroRitas
S: $6 Long Island Iced Teas ALL DAY
$5 Bloody Marys & Tequila Sunrises ALL DAY
Student Specials EVERYDAY! Ask bartender and/or
server for details!
Nephews (100 N Guadalupe St) $2 Domestics and $2 Wells $2 You Call Its... All night long
LADIES NIGHT
$1 Wells for ladies $2 Domestics & Wells for the guys
COLLEGE NIGHT $1 WELLS 3rd Thurs Blacked Out Party F: $3 Wells & Nightly Shot Specials S: $2.75 Domestics & Nightly Shot Specials Available for private parties
$3 house shots, and try the new signature shot the
"BOKO BOMB"
Palmers Bar & Courtyard // 218 Moore St
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed
ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
F: 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais
and discounted appetizers
$3 Bloody Marys and Mimosas at brunch
Quail Creek Golf Course & Bar
(2701 Hwy 21 // 512-353-1664)
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student ID!
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S: Like us on Facebook and play for $25!
Like us on Facebook and play for $25 before
1pm & $18 after 1pm w/student ID!
Student Specials everyday. Bring Texas State ID!
River Road Ice House
(1791 Hueco Springs // 626-1335)
CLOSED CLOSED Jason Allen & Friends Acoustic Songswap $2 Dos Equis 4-8pm
Rocky Larues (138 N. LBJ // 393-3418) HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots
HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles,
Wells, & Shots
HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles,
Wells, & Shots
Rooftop on the Square (126 S. Guadalupe St) $2 Wells for MNF $1 Wells $2 Tacos 5-10 1/2 Price Margs and $5 Mexican Martinis 5-11 5-8pm 1/2 off All Specialty Cocktails F: 5-8 1/2 off All Specialty Cocktails
Party Brunch $1 Mimosas $2 Bloody Marys $3
Cereal and Pickle Shots
$3 Lonestar Tall Boys $3 Firemans 4 Cans till 10-12
Upstairs
Slackers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $3 Margaritas $3 Any Strawberry Daiquiri $3 Any Margarita $3.50 190 Octane
F: $3.50 Hurricanes & Any Bomb Shot
S: $3.50 Blue Raspberry & Any Bomb Shot
$3 Hurricanes $10 Beer Buckets
Showdown (207 E. Hutchinson // 392-7282) Cash Drawings Fusball Tournament Ladies Night Cash Drawings 40 Ct. Domestic Drafts. 75 Ct. Guiness Drafts
Sunset Bowling (1304 Hwy 123 // 396-2334) $1.00 games 9pm $2.00 Icehouse tallboys $2 Icehouse tall boys $2 Keystone tall boys F+S: $2.00 Ice House tall boys $2.00 Ice House tall boys $1.50 games 6pm
Tap Room (129 E. Hopkins // 392-9824) German Beer Night Texas Beer Night British Isles Beer Night Hefeweizen Night F: Cider Night S: Beer Blend Night Big Ass Beer Night
$2.50 Wells, $1.75 Longnecks, Pint & Shot Specials
All Day
Triple Crown (206 N. EdwardGary // (396-2236) HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints F+S: HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints
HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything
8-11p
HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints, $2.25 Import Pints
The Vault (100 West Hopkins St // 553-8707) $3 Crown & $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3.00 Y Vodka, $2.00 Lonestar & Lonestar Light, $2.00
Grahams Sweet Tea Vodka Shots
$3 Jack Daniels, $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3 Captian Morgans Spiced Rum, $2.50 Corona,
$3.50 All Bombs
F: $3.50 Smirnoff, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials
S: $3.Well Drinks, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials
CLOSED
$3 You Call It from 10pm to midnight everynight!!!!!
$4.50 Patron all night
Treffs Tavern (804 Chesnut 353-1594)
HH-All DAY: $1.75 Dom Pints, $2.00 Wells, $3 Import pints, $3
LITs, $5 Dom Pitcher $7 Imp Pitchers
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.00 U-CALL-IT $3.50 LITs $10-64oz Dom Pitchers $12-64oz Import Pitchers $2.50 All Mexican Beers, $2.00 Well Tequila
F: $2.50 Domestic (bottles & drafts), $2.50 wells, $4.00 ALL-BOMBS
S: $2 Lone Star & Light, $3 Shiner & Ziegenboch, $3.50 Titos, DSprings
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.50 U-CALL-IT ALL-DAY-
LONG
$2.00 U-CALL-IT-WEEK: October 9th-16th ALL DAY
LONG from open to close 12:30pm-2am
Tres Hermanas (2550 Hunter Rd // 878-2405) 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas F+S: 1/2 price frozen margaritas $3 Bloody Mary & $5 Draft Pitchers $1 Frozen Margaritas EVERYDAY!
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$3.50 any bomb & 911s and $3.00 wells and
frozens
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Valentinos (110 N. LBJ // (512) 396-8888) HH Prices from 4-End of Football Games $3 Pitchers of Shiner and Bud Light from 3-Close Happy Hour Prices on Premium Beers All Day Artists Choice/ Live Music/ Performing Artists Pick the HH F & S: Happy Hour 4-6:30 Happy Hour 3-7:30
Vodka Street Global Bistro & Bar (200 N. LBJ) $3.50 Any Bomb $2.00 Wells and Domestics $2.50 Lonestar and Well Rum $3.50 Starf*ckers, $3.50 Fireball, $2.50 Well Whiskey
F: $3.50 Gummy Bears, Vodka Redbull, $3.00 Corona S: $3.50 Loopy Shots, Fireball, $2.50
Well Rum
$3.50 911s, $3.50 Starf*ckers, $1 off Drafts
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DRINK SPECIALS
EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY SUNDAY EVERYDAY
Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas $7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
Bar 141 (141 E. Hopkins //(512) 558-7398) CLOSED CLOSED $2 Wells, $3 Calls, $4 Bombs $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials F+S: $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials CLOSED $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials
Barsh (141 E. Hopkins //(512)558-7399) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) F+S: Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)
Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-
10pm)
Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)
Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill (1437N IH35// 396-2337) $4 Big Daddy Dmestics, $3.50 Captain Morgan $3.50 Big Daddy Shiner, $3.50 Jim and Jim Black, $2.50 Wells $5 Big Daddy Dos XX, $3.50 Smirnoff Vodkas (any avor) $1 off Big Daddy Beers, $5 Big Daddy Teas
F: $5 Big Daddy Sam Adams, $1 off Margaritas & Mexican Martinis
S: $10 Miller Lite and Coors Light Pitchers, $1 off Bomb Shots
$10 Bud Light Pitchers, $5 Crown & Crown
Black, $5 Patron XO
Happy Hour 4pm-7pm $4 Big Daddy Domestics,
$2.50 Wells
Chimys (217 E. Hopkins // 512-216-6175)
Happy hour 4-close. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50
house margs, .99c crispy bf tacos
4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c
crispy bf taco
3-7 $1 wells. $1.75 dom longnecks, $3.50 house margs, .99c
crispy beef tacos
4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c
crispy bf taco
F: 4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco
S: $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate
CLOSED $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate
The Den (700 N LBJ Dr # 115 // 392-3700) $3 crown, $2 Lone Star, & $2.75 Vegas Bombs $2 U CALL ITS!!!! Happy Hour all day! $3 U CALL ITS
F: $2.75 Well Bourbon, $2.75 Land Shark, $3.75 Jager bombs
S: $2 Well Rum, $3 Negro Modelo, $2 Kamikazes shots
$2.50 U CALL ITS & free pool
$2.25 Wells, $2.25 Domestic Drafts, $2.75 Dos XX
Drafts, $3 Blue Moon
Eskimo Hut (216 N. Edward Gary // 512-757-8920 $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. F+S: $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt.
$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs
of Keystone Lt.
$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of
Keystone Lt.
Green Parrot (124 N. LBJ // 396-4259) $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Tuesday
Mike Gagliardi Live, $2 Wells, $2 Dom. Bottles, All Red Bull
Drinks &Shots On Special
$2.50 Cape Cod, Bay Breeze, Sea Breeze, $3 Hurricane + Lit,
All Red Bull Shots On Special
F: Manager Specials S: $2.50 Wells Happy Hour Open-11 $1.75 Marg, Miti, Pints $1 Off Other Drinks
Grins (802 N. LBJ // 396-4259) 99 Bloody Mary's All Day! Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $1.25 Shiner Bock Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells F+S: $2 Maragaritas Hh: 2- Close $2 Maragaritas $5 Bucket Of Beers!
Gumbys Pizza // GumbysSanMarcos.com $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints
Harpers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks $2.00 Well Drinks & Lonestar Longnecks $2.50 Wells & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $1.75 Tecate & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot F+S: $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks Drink Specials All Day
Jacks Roadhouse (1625 Hunter Rd // 392-3340) $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS $2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS
$2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75
BITCH BEERS
$2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH
BEERS
Taxis Js Bistro (202 N. LBJ// 392-3031) $2.25 DOM BOTTLES, $3 SWEET TEA & $3.25 WELLS $2 WELLS & $2 MILLER LITE BOTTLES $2.50 WELLS & $2.50 DRAFTS
$3.50 ANY BOMB SHOT, $2.75 DOM. BTTLS, $3 WELLS &
$3 KAMIKAZI SHOTS
F+S: $3 DOS XX & $3 SWEET TEA (SAT OPENS @3PM) $2.50 WELLS &$ 2.50 DOMESTIC LONGNECKS
Los Cucos (1617 Aquarena Springs // 805-2444)
ALL DAY Happy Hour!!! $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. &
Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft
ALL DAY Happy Hour!!! $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. &
Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft
Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. &
Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $6 Mexican Martinis ALL DAY
Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud
Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $10 SuperRitas ALL DAY
F: HH! 11-7PM $1.99 Margaritas, 99 Bud & Miller Lt., $1.99 XX draft + $10 CoroRitas
S: $6 Long Island Iced Teas ALL DAY
$5 Bloody Marys & Tequila Sunrises ALL DAY
Student Specials EVERYDAY! Ask bartender and/or
server for details!
Nephews (100 N Guadalupe St) $2 Domestics and $2 Wells $2 You Call Its... All night long
LADIES NIGHT
$1 Wells for ladies $2 Domestics & Wells for the guys
COLLEGE NIGHT $1 WELLS 3rd Thurs Blacked Out Party F: $3 Wells & Nightly Shot Specials S: $2.75 Domestics & Nightly Shot Specials Available for private parties
$3 house shots, and try the new signature shot the
"BOKO BOMB"
Palmers Bar & Courtyard // 218 Moore St
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed
ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
F: 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais
and discounted appetizers
$3 Bloody Marys and Mimosas at brunch
Quail Creek Golf Course & Bar
(2701 Hwy 21 // 512-353-1664)
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student ID!
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student ID!
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student ID!
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student ID!
F: Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID!
S: Like us on Facebook and play for $25!
Like us on Facebook and play for $25 before
1pm & $18 after 1pm w/student ID!
Student Specials everyday. Bring Texas State ID!
River Road Ice House
(1791 Hueco Springs // 626-1335)
CLOSED CLOSED Jason Allen & Friends Acoustic Songswap $2 Dos Equis 4-8pm
Rocky Larues (138 N. LBJ // 393-3418) HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots
HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles,
Wells, & Shots
HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles,
Wells, & Shots
Rooftop on the Square (126 S. Guadalupe St) $2 Wells for MNF $1 Wells $2 Tacos 5-10 1/2 Price Margs and $5 Mexican Martinis 5-11 5-8pm 1/2 off All Specialty Cocktails F: 5-8 1/2 off All Specialty Cocktails
Party Brunch $1 Mimosas $2 Bloody Marys $3
Cereal and Pickle Shots
$3 Lonestar Tall Boys $3 Firemans 4 Cans till 10-12
Upstairs
Slackers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $3 Margaritas $3 Any Strawberry Daiquiri $3 Any Margarita $3.50 190 Octane
F: $3.50 Hurricanes & Any Bomb Shot
S: $3.50 Blue Raspberry & Any Bomb Shot
$3 Hurricanes $10 Beer Buckets
Showdown (207 E. Hutchinson // 392-7282) Cash Drawings Fusball Tournament Ladies Night Cash Drawings 40 Ct. Domestic Drafts. 75 Ct. Guiness Drafts
Sunset Bowling (1304 Hwy 123 // 396-2334) $1.00 games 9pm $2.00 Icehouse tallboys $2 Icehouse tall boys $2 Keystone tall boys F+S: $2.00 Ice House tall boys $2.00 Ice House tall boys $1.50 games 6pm
Tap Room (129 E. Hopkins // 392-9824) German Beer Night Texas Beer Night British Isles Beer Night Hefeweizen Night F: Cider Night S: Beer Blend Night Big Ass Beer Night
$2.50 Wells, $1.75 Longnecks, Pint & Shot Specials
All Day
Triple Crown (206 N. EdwardGary // (396-2236) HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints F+S: HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints
HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything
8-11p
HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints, $2.25 Import Pints
The Vault (100 West Hopkins St // 553-8707) $3 Crown & $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3.00 Y Vodka, $2.00 Lonestar & Lonestar Light, $2.00
Grahams Sweet Tea Vodka Shots
$3 Jack Daniels, $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3 Captian Morgans Spiced Rum, $2.50 Corona,
$3.50 All Bombs
F: $3.50 Smirnoff, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials
S: $3.Well Drinks, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials
CLOSED
$3 You Call It from 10pm to midnight everynight!!!!!
$4.50 Patron all night
Treffs Tavern (804 Chesnut 353-1594)
HH-All DAY: $1.75 Dom Pints, $2.00 Wells, $3 Import pints, $3
LITs, $5 Dom Pitcher $7 Imp Pitchers
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.00 U-CALL-IT $3.50 LITs $10-64oz Dom Pitchers $12-64oz Import Pitchers $2.50 All Mexican Beers, $2.00 Well Tequila
F: $2.50 Domestic (bottles & drafts), $2.50 wells, $4.00 ALL-BOMBS
S: $2 Lone Star & Light, $3 Shiner & Ziegenboch, $3.50 Titos, DSprings
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.50 U-CALL-IT ALL-DAY-
LONG
$2.00 U-CALL-IT-WEEK: October 9th-16th ALL DAY
LONG from open to close 12:30pm-2am
Tres Hermanas (2550 Hunter Rd // 878-2405) 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas F+S: 1/2 price frozen margaritas $3 Bloody Mary & $5 Draft Pitchers $1 Frozen Margaritas EVERYDAY!
The Veranda Roof Top Patio (139 E. Hopkins St.) www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse
$3.50 any bomb & 911s and $3.00 wells and
frozens
www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse
Valentinos (110 N. LBJ // (512) 396-8888) HH Prices from 4-End of Football Games $3 Pitchers of Shiner and Bud Light from 3-Close Happy Hour Prices on Premium Beers All Day Artists Choice/ Live Music/ Performing Artists Pick the HH F & S: Happy Hour 4-6:30 Happy Hour 3-7:30
Vodka Street Global Bistro & Bar (200 N. LBJ) $3.50 Any Bomb $2.00 Wells and Domestics $2.50 Lonestar and Well Rum $3.50 Starf*ckers, $3.50 Fireball, $2.50 Well Whiskey
F: $3.50 Gummy Bears, Vodka Redbull, $3.00 Corona S: $3.50 Loopy Shots, Fireball, $2.50
Well Rum
$3.50 911s, $3.50 Starf*ckers, $1 off Drafts
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ACTIVITIES!
Yo kids, its summer, so get outside and enjoy it! Weve compiled 25 awesome
activities that are right outside your door, and all you gotta do is say no to the
Netix, walk away from The Walking Dead and suck it up and sweat out that
hangover. You only get a few months of summer before its back to the books, so
trade the couch for a kayak, the remote for the river, and the Playstation for the
parkJust be sure to slather on some SPF, ya dig?
Catch Some Sun and Enjoy San Marcos This Summer!
TAKE A BOTTOMLESS
BOAT TOUR...
BOTTOMLESS
2. Take a walk down
Purgatory Creek
Park
3. Visit The Lodges
pool and pretend
youre at the beach
4. Play giant Jenga
on a bar patio
5. Do Sunday Funday
right with Vodka
Street brunch and
bottomless mimosas
6. Play frisbee with
Frisbee Dan
7. Canoe down the
San Marcos River
8. Dominate the
Boogie Bahn at
Schlitterbahn
9. Head down south
and rock the roller
coasters at Fiesta
Texas
10. Eat at every food
truck at Mimis
Trailer Park Eatery
11. Roast smores at
San Marcos Park
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25 AWESOME OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES!
Catch Some Sun and Enjoy San Marcos This Summer!
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sun at Sewell
Park
16. Drunkenly
dance to every
bar on The
Squarei.e. the
Squaredance
17. Take your party
on the river and
get your oat on
with Texas State
Tubes and Dons
Fish Camp
18. Bump, set, spike
with some sand
volleyball at
Pease Park
19. Drink a lot of
beer and then
play a game of
horseshoes at
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PLAY GOLF AT THE QUAIL CREEK GOLF
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WOODS (WITHOUT THE CHEATING PART
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AND ATTEMPT SOME
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under the
open sky on a
Tuesday in San
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23. Head north and
bribe someone
with a boat to
take you out on
Lake Austin
24. Get your
exercise on
the old people
way and stroll
outside at the
outlet mall
SPEND YOUR
WEEKEND ON
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BASTROP RIVER
COMPANYS
SATURDAY NIGHT
RIVER PARTY
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you how to make the most of Mother Nature. Because, lets be real, that babe is the BOMB.
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER
THE STUFF YOU NEED
TO ROCK THE RIVER
THIS SUMMER
1. SWEET SHADES
Protect your pupils (and get
your gawkin on carefree) in
some sick sunglasses.
2. CROAKIES
So you dont lose said sweet
shades when rockin the
rapids.
3. SUNSCREEN
SPF is essential and, lets be
real, theres no better pick-up
line than Hey Babe, can you
get my back?
4. A SICK SOUNDTRACK
We recommend totally un-
clich classicslike Just
Around the Riverbend.
(POCAHANTAS IS PERFECT
FOR PARTYING, OK?!)
5. BEER
Were not claiming to be
original here, but ya gotta
bring beer, bros.
6. BOTTLED WATER
Because drinking from the
river? Thats Hepatitis waiting
to happen.
7. A COOLER
Keep that Natty Light cold,
kids.
8. A WATERPROOF
CAMERA
You dont wanna lose those
nip slip shots because your
Nikon got wet.
9. SOMETHING SHARP
Were not talkin a shank,
here, but you need something
sharp to shotgun, ya dig?
10. A DESIGNATED
DRIVER
When youre oatin with
Franzia for ve hours, make
sure youve got someone to
get you back alive, aight?
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COLLEGE GUIDE TO THE GREAT OUTDOORS
DO:
Trade your dorm-room drinking for
an ice-cold beer (or 12) by the re
DONT:
When you light up a cig, you might as well be
slappin Smokey Bear in the face. Only you can
prevent forest res, so chill out with the
Camels while youre campin, kids.
DO:
Put your food in the car at night
to avoid a raccoon raid. Trust us:
When it comes to snacks, those scavengers are
even worse than stoners.
DONT:
Thou shalt not litter is camping commandment
number one, and youre gonna feel like a real
asshole when a bunny chokes
on your chip wrappers.
DO:
Scare yourselves 90s-style and get
your Are You Afraid of the Dark?
on with gruesome ghost stories.
DONT:
You didnt go camping so you can Facebook-stalk
your ex, play Candy Crush and Instagram photos
of your outdoors expertise (#camping #re
#tent--#YOUREANNOYING).
Ignore the iPhone for 5 seconds and look at the
stars or some shit, mmmkay?
10 FLOATING ESSENTIALS
6 CAMPING DOS & DONTS
THE RULES FOR YOUR NEXT
MUST-ESCAPE-CAMPUS EXCURSION
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SICK SUPPLIES FOR
SURVIVALAND STUFF
GEAR YOU JUST GOTTA GET
5 OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES
YOU NEED TO TRY
BECAUSE GETTING DRUNK
BY THE POOL DOESNT COUNT
1. SPELUNKING
Get out of your dorm room cave anduhh
explore a cave!
2. WHITEWATER RAFTING
Because blue water? Soooo pass .
3. BIRDWATCHING
Turn your binoculars away from that sorority
house window though, brosif its not a
heron, you shouldnt be starin.
4. MOUNTAIN CLIMBING
Hell, youve been climbing over those piles
of dirty clothes for monthsyou could climb
Kilimanjaro tomorrow.
5. FLY FISHING
This IS just shing when you look really y,
right? Shittttwe know youre good at that.
New Balance Sport Arm Wallet, $13,
amazon.com
Because when you trade walking to class
for running from bears, youre gonna need a
wallet that straps to your arm, obviously.
Nike Fuel Band, $150 nike.com
So you can count how many calories you
burn while youre working out at the rec
or, ya know, RUNNING FROM BEARS
Tecnu Extreme Poison
Ivy Scrub,
$13, drugstore.com
Because you know what
DOESNT bring all the
boys to the yard? Rashes.
Itchy, contagious rashes.
(Uhhso we hear.)
Treavelon Unisex Poncho, $25,
walmart.com
Perfect attire for a rainy day in the woods
and nally something to wear to all those
uhhponcho-themed frat parties!
Clif Shot Energy Gel,
$1, rei.com
An energy gel isnt
just awesome fuel for
marathons, but for
marathon study sessions
tooOh, and astronaut-ing.
Denitely astronaut-ing.
Motorola 10-mile Talkabout
Rechargeable Two-Way Radio,
$30, target.com
Because red cups are for beer pong, not for
linking with string to make walkie talkies
go a little more pro, yo.
Victorinox SwissChamp Swiss Army
Knife, $75, walmart.com
Because youre obv gonna need a sh scaler,
wood chisel and bottle openerbut yeah,
mostly a bottle opener.
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FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS WITH
SAINTS OF VALORY @ STUBBS
One of our fave bands, Fitz & The
Tantrums, returns to the area this month
after absolutely killing it over SXSW. Their
new album explores a more electropop
feel and promises to provide an extra
element of awesomeness to their already
epic live show, so get ready to head north
to Austin and dance! As Fitz said in our
March issue, Theres nothing pretentious
about this bandwe dont think were
too cool for school. We want people to
let their hair down and have fun with us.
Sounds like a deal, dude.
SCAN TO
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THE TANTRUMS
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- On the bus route
- Large square footage
- Free covered parking
- 24 hour professional m aintenance sta
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San Marcos
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HOT BAND
MUSIC
WORDS BY: THE COUCH
PHOTOS BY: KATE MARIE
Checkem Out!
facebook.com/thecouchmusic
twitter.com/thecouchATX
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1. Jud and Taylor have been
playing music together for 7
years and would be considered
common law if Texas allowed it.
2. Nicks beard at one point
was longer than Saras hair.
3. Sara literally bumped into
Robert Plant at HEB. He was
buying beef jerky, steel wool,
and soy sauce.
4. We may be the only rock
'n' roll band that is tattoo and
tobacco free. That being said,
we can probably out-whiskey
you. So weve got that going
for us.
5. Taylor has a Masters degree
in Sociology from Texas State.

6. Nick is the
head engineer
at 5th Street
Studios, where
hes recorded White
Denim, Slayer and
countless local acts.
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7. Taylors rst love
was skateboarding.
He was sponsored by
a local Houston skate shop and
park called Dex.
8. Jud is the romantic in the
group. He once gave a cactus
with googly eyes on it and a
balloon to a girl he liked for her
birthday.

9. Jud is by far the best
dancer any of us have
ever seen. His moves
can be witnessed in
the video for our song
Oh, Libby.
10. Taylor, Jud, and Sara
were extras in a Terrence
Malick lm with Ryan
Gosling and Natalie
Portman.
11. Jud once made a
sandwich for himself
and Taylor out of every
condiment that Sara had in
her fridge.

12. Taylor and Jud have both
respectively puked in each
others cars.
13. Sara was born on July 4th
and has been a pain in the ass
ever since.

14. Most of our lyrical
content comes from
American Gods, a
book by Neil Gaiman.
15. Nick is
approached the
most by women
after shows because
his stage antics are
precious.
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If you like Mumford and Sons and Vampire Weekend, check out
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Sara Houser
Taylor Wilkins
Jud Johnson
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The Proclaimers
Im Gonna Be (500 Miles)
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Bohemian Like You
The Capitol Years 1995-2007
Arcade Fire
Keep the Car Running
Neon Bible
Kings of Leon
King of the Rodeo
Aha Shake Heartbreak
Rihanna
Shut Up and Drive
Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded
Modest Mouse
Dashboard
We Were Dead Before the Ship
Even Sank
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Party in the U.S.A
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Where Are You Living Next Semester?
CAMPUS
Heights at San Marcos 1610 North IH 35 (512) 392-7731 uhsanmarcos.com $408 - $795 1-4
Hill Country Apartments 1230 N LBJ Drive (512) 353-4422 hillcountrysanmarcos.com $639 - $699 1-2
Hillside Ranch 1350 North L B J Drive (512) 393-3222 hillsideranchapts.myaptportal.com $560 - $835 1-2
Iconic Village Apartments 222 Ramsay Street (512) 392-0121 iconicvillageapts.com $399-$749 1-3
The Lodge at Southwest 1975 Aquarena Springs Dr (512)392-4146 thelodgeatsouthwest.com $495 - $835 1-4
The Retreat 316D N Edward Gary St (512) 757-8980 Retreatsanmarcos.com $599 - $734 2-5
Sanctuary Lofts 350 North Street (512) 392-9066 thesanctuarylofts.com $549 - $1159 E,1,2,4
The Zone 1975 Aquarena Springs Dr. (512) 392-4156 www.thezonetsu.com $465-$825 1-4
The Village on Telluride 201 Telluride St. (512) 667-6064 villageontelluride.com $569-$649
Vintage Pads Apartments 1000 N. LBJ Drive (512) 392.0121 vintagepads.com/sanmarcos $449 - $749 1-3
Vintage Pads Suites 810 N. LBJ Drive (512) 392.0121 vintagepads.com/sanmarcos $399-$749 E-4
Vistas San Marcos 401 N Fredericksburg (512) 667.7726 VistasSanMarcos.com $539-$879 1-4
Windmill Townhomes & Duplexes 109 Windmill Dr. A1 (512) 396-4181 Windmilltownhomes.com $830-$1250 2-3
NORTH
Autumn Chase 1606 N Interstate 35 (866) 638.6491 carmelapartments.com/autumn-chase-townhomes $370 - $660 1-2
The Grove 1150 E. River Ridge Parkway (512) 392-3884 gogrove.com $535-$620 2-3
The Outpost 1647 Post Road (512) 392-7678 theoutpostsanmarcos.com $484-$569 2-4
Post Oak Villas 1617 Post Rd (512) 754-6701 $442 - $649 1-4
Post Road Place 1629 Post Rd (512) 353-6691 carlisleapts.com $335 - $999 2-3
Riverside Ranch 1805 Aquarena Springs Dr (512) 754-0001 riversideranchapts.myaptportal.com $769 - $1025 1-2
River Oaks Villas 1900 Aquarena Springs Dr (512) 392-6955 Riveroaksvillasapartments.com $725-$925 1-2
Westeld Apartments 112 West Avenue (512) 392-1100 westeldapartments.com $474-$744 1-2
WEST
Bishops Square 109 Craddock Avenue (512) 878-8728 bishopssquare.com $555-$845 1-3
Dakota Ranch Apartments 1818 Old Ranch Road 12 (512) 212-4270 dakotaranchapartments.com $465 - $820 1-3
The Edge 1740 Ranch Road 12 (512) 393-6072 www.TheEdgeTSU.com $439-$549V 1-4
Sagewood Trail 856 Sagewood Trail (512) 878-1792 $400+ 1-3
SOUTH
Avalon Verandah Apartments 1703 & 1805 IH N.35 353-3683 avalonsanmarcos.com/verandahsanmarcos.com $560 - $665 1-2
Cabana Beach 1250 Sadler Drive (512) 392-8115 www.cbsanmarcos.com $435 - $695 1-4
The Cedars of San Marcos 1101 Leah Drive (512) 396-8886 big-cedarsofsanmarcos.com $330 - $640 1-3
Park Hill 1001 Leah Avenue (512) 396-7000 parkhillapts.com $528 - $798 1-2
University Club 1441 Leah Avenue (512) 392-8276 Uclubapartments.com $415 -$ 425 1-4
Villagio Apartments 1850 Aquarena Springs Drive (512) 878.8700 villagiosanmarcos.com $485 - $570 2-4
Villas at Widow Springs 1506 IH 35 South Ste 3411 (888) 783-4410 $361 - $482 2-3
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The fact that your classes are a fucking
joke
Everyone knows summer school is
supposed to be easy, including your
professors.
Morally sound girls in bikinis
Unless theyre stripping to get through
school, those girls are never going to be less
dressed in public than they are right now.
The ability to get some color
Your pale ass is going to wish you had once
December rolls around.
Freezing cold, American beer
Its never going to taste as good as it does
when its over 100 degrees outside.
Golng weather
If one of your hands isnt signicantly
whiter than the other by September, you
did it wrong.
The ability to ll water guns with liquid
other than water
You know what Im saying, hombre? Yeah,
you know what Im saying.
Empty bars
Underclassmen that went home to mommy
and daddy arent around to clutter your
favorite drinking spots.
The ability to pull Top Gun moves in beach
volleyball
If youre not playing beach volleyball and
slapping hands like Maverick and Goose
after a mean spike, youre doing it wrong.
Natures sexual heat lamp
The sun is up there keeping them all toasty
and warm. Thats half the battle. Its mating
season.
Total lack of responsibility
Its like free time at summer camp for you
right now. Get out there and freak someone
out.
10 THINGS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF IN THE SUMMER
One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date?
When the guy talks about how much he loves his family
and knows exactly what he wants in life.
Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on
you?
I was at a concert and a guy came up to me and said,
Wanna meet an anaconda tonight?
What are your plans after Graduation?
I am going to live
in the South on the
biggest plantation
ever, no matter if a
Southern Gentlemen
gets me there or I do it
independently.
All-time favorite TFM or
TSM?
Wait, hes social chair?
Maybe I should text him
back. TSM.
TFMs of the Month
TSMs of the Month
Making the brides family immediately
regret having an open bar. TFM.
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The bouncer complimenting you on your
monogrammed necklace, but never questioning
why it doesnt match your ID. TSM.
Its only a walk of shame if youre
ashamed of what you did. TSM.
GREEK SCENE
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This calls for a drink, after completing
the simplest of tasks. TFM.
Going to a wedding with the other bridesmaids,
but leaving with the best man. TSM.
Waking up in a kilt that looks remarkably similar to
the annel shirt you were wearing last night. TFM.
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FUN STUFF
HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK
THATS A FACT JACK
TThe roar that we hear when we place a seashell next
to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of
blood surging through the veins in our ear.
Watermelon is summer's most popular vegetable (not
fruit), and the average American eats 15 pounds a year.
July is National Ice Cream Month. More Americans buy
ice cream in July than any other month.
Frances Eiffel Tower can grow by more than 6 inches in
summer due to the expansion of the iron on hot days.
JULY
The stars tell you whats in store
this season.
Aries - Love is in the air! Whether youre looking
for a new summer ing or kickin' it with your
signicant other, this month is going to be one of
romance.
Taurus - This is your time to make some serious
cash. Finances will only go up, and the 16th will
bring extra nancial success.
Gemini - Although the month will start out a
little tough, dont stress! Your love life and nances
are set to pick up throughout the month, but only
if you stay stress-free, so calm down!
Cancer - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your travels have
led you to an exotic location, even if not in the most
obvious sense. Prepare yourself for a new romantic
opportunity with someone you meet in your travels!
Leo - This is the month for you to take risks.
Whether its an idea to pitch to your boss or the
chance to profess your love, GO FOR IT! The stars
are on your side!
Virgo - Dont let yourself get too overwhelmed
this month. Your over-committing is going to get
you into trouble if you dont take it a step back!
Libra - This is a great month for you to spend
some quality time with your loved ones. Give your
family members and friends a call and spread the
love!
Scorpio - This month, all of your hard work
this summer is going to start paying off. That
project youve been working on is not going to go
unnoticed.
Sagittarius - Love has been a little tough on
you lately, but dont let it get you down! Things will
start turning around for you soon, so stay positive.
Capricorn - Things are really starting to get
crazy for you this month. Many opportunities will
come your way, but stay organized and focus on
the ones that mean the most to you!
Pisces - Youre going to have lots of love
prospects this month! The dates will be owing and
the attention will be awesome, so just enjoy the fun!
Aquarius - You'll be ying high early this
month, but some drama in your love life will get
you down around the 23rd. You'll bounce right back
thoughguess that person wasnt for you.
WORDS BY: SUSAN WHEAT
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos?
1 . G u y i n t h e b a c k 2 . T i n t e d g r e e n s u n g l a s s e s 3 . T r i - D e l t s h i r t 4 . S q u i r r e l 5 . W i r e i n b a c k g r o u n d
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