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The fact that your classes are a fucking
joke
Everyone knows summer school is
supposed to be easy, including your
professors.
Morally sound girls in bikinis
Unless theyre stripping to get through
school, those girls are never going to be less
dressed in public than they are right now.
The ability to get some color
Your pale ass is going to wish you had once
December rolls around.
Freezing cold, American beer
Its never going to taste as good as it does
when its over 100 degrees outside.
Golng weather
If one of your hands isnt signicantly
whiter than the other by September, you
did it wrong.
The ability to ll water guns with liquid
other than water
You know what Im saying, hombre? Yeah,
you know what Im saying.
Empty bars
Underclassmen that went home to mommy
and daddy arent around to clutter your
favorite drinking spots.
The ability to pull Top Gun moves in beach
volleyball
If youre not playing beach volleyball and
slapping hands like Maverick and Goose
after a mean spike, youre doing it wrong.
Natures sexual heat lamp
The sun is up there keeping them all toasty
and warm. Thats half the battle. Its mating
season.
Total lack of responsibility
Its like free time at summer camp for you
right now. Get out there and freak someone
out.
10 THINGS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF IN THE SUMMER
One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date?
When the guy talks about how much he loves his family
and knows exactly what he wants in life.
Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on
you?
I was at a concert and a guy came up to me and said,
Wanna meet an anaconda tonight?
What are your plans after Graduation?
I am going to live
in the South on the
biggest plantation
ever, no matter if a
Southern Gentlemen
gets me there or I do it
independently.
All-time favorite TFM or
TSM?
Wait, hes social chair?
Maybe I should text him
back. TSM.
TFMs of the Month
TSMs of the Month
Making the brides family immediately
regret having an open bar. TFM.
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The bouncer complimenting you on your
monogrammed necklace, but never questioning
why it doesnt match your ID. TSM.
Its only a walk of shame if youre
ashamed of what you did. TSM.
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This calls for a drink, after completing
the simplest of tasks. TFM.
Going to a wedding with the other bridesmaids,
but leaving with the best man. TSM.
Waking up in a kilt that looks remarkably similar to
the annel shirt you were wearing last night. TFM.
SWEETHEART OF THE MONTH
Age: 19 Height: 58
School: Ole Miss
Major: Chemical Engineering
Relationship Status: Single
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FUN STUFF
HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK
THATS A FACT JACK
TThe roar that we hear when we place a seashell next
to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of
blood surging through the veins in our ear.
Watermelon is summer's most popular vegetable (not
fruit), and the average American eats 15 pounds a year.
July is National Ice Cream Month. More Americans buy
ice cream in July than any other month.
Frances Eiffel Tower can grow by more than 6 inches in
summer due to the expansion of the iron on hot days.
JULY
The stars tell you whats in store
this season.
Aries - Love is in the air! Whether youre looking
for a new summer ing or kickin' it with your
signicant other, this month is going to be one of
romance.
Taurus - This is your time to make some serious
cash. Finances will only go up, and the 16th will
bring extra nancial success.
Gemini - Although the month will start out a
little tough, dont stress! Your love life and nances
are set to pick up throughout the month, but only
if you stay stress-free, so calm down!
Cancer - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your travels have
led you to an exotic location, even if not in the most
obvious sense. Prepare yourself for a new romantic
opportunity with someone you meet in your travels!
Leo - This is the month for you to take risks.
Whether its an idea to pitch to your boss or the
chance to profess your love, GO FOR IT! The stars
are on your side!
Virgo - Dont let yourself get too overwhelmed
this month. Your over-committing is going to get
you into trouble if you dont take it a step back!
Libra - This is a great month for you to spend
some quality time with your loved ones. Give your
family members and friends a call and spread the
love!
Scorpio - This month, all of your hard work
this summer is going to start paying off. That
project youve been working on is not going to go
unnoticed.
Sagittarius - Love has been a little tough on
you lately, but dont let it get you down! Things will
start turning around for you soon, so stay positive.
Capricorn - Things are really starting to get
crazy for you this month. Many opportunities will
come your way, but stay organized and focus on
the ones that mean the most to you!
Pisces - Youre going to have lots of love
prospects this month! The dates will be owing and
the attention will be awesome, so just enjoy the fun!
Aquarius - You'll be ying high early this
month, but some drama in your love life will get
you down around the 23rd. You'll bounce right back
thoughguess that person wasnt for you.
WORDS BY: SUSAN WHEAT
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
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1 . G u y i n t h e b a c k 2 . T i n t e d g r e e n s u n g l a s s e s 3 . T r i - D e l t s h i r t 4 . S q u i r r e l 5 . W i r e i n b a c k g r o u n d
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