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Ways To Rep The USA
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SECRETS REVEALED TEXAS BEAUTY TAYLOR RAY ANDERSON

DISHES ON BLUE STEAK, BIG HAIR AND LOVE IN THE LONE STAR STATE
COVER GIRL WINNER
Suit provided by Golden Bones Boutique & Salon
THE COUCH
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Facts About Our New Fave Band

AWESOME SUMMER ACTIVITIES
Get Outside & Enjoy Austin!
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COVER PHOTO: ALI IQBAL
JULY 2013 VOL. 25 STUDYBREAKS.COM
COVER GIRL WINNER!
Features
26 DOMINATE MOTHER
NATURE Your College Guide to the Great Outdoors ACTIVITES
Hot Section
08 10 14 18 HOT OR NOT HOT LIST HOT COUPLE HOT STYLE
TAYLOR RAY ANDERSON SPILLS HER SECRETS
28 25 AWESOME OUTDOOR
Get Outside and Enjoy Austin this Summer
The Scene
28 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar. Every Special. Every Night.
Your Place
42 44 HOUSING GUIDE DIG IN
Summer Snacks Find Your New Place
In Every Issue
12 38 39 40 48 HOW TO CAMPUS VOICES TRENDS TFM FUN STUFF
Music
30 32 34 MUSIC CALENDAR HOT BAND SB SPINS
The Couch Road Trip Recs
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HOOK UP SOMEWHERE HOT PG. 10 SCORE A SUMMER FLING PG. 12 ROCK FOREFATHERAPPROVED FASHIONS PG. 18 DOMINATE THE GREAT OUTDOORS PG. 26 JAM TO THE COUCHON YOUR COUCH PG. 32
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Its hard to think about July in Texas without thinking about getting sweaty. Like, really, really sweaty. But you cant allow frustration over potential perspiration to prevent a celebration, ya dig? July is actually latin for Just use your imagination get your ass outside, so--to acknowledge the importance of scoring your daily dose of vitamin D--weve equipped this issue with 25 outdoor activities for you to do in Austin. Betweenturtle spotting at Town Lake, BYOB-ing at Blues on the Green, catching a flick al fresco at Republic Park and well.22 others, youre sure to have the sickest summer ever (while scoring a badass tan too, of course). Weve also got a college-themed guide to goin outside thats full ofmust-haves for your next float trip,dos and donts for an in-TENTS camping trip (yes, we ARE going to use that pun 18 times this issue), and gear you just gotta get to survive all that scary outdoorsy shitlike poison ivyand bears. Im also stoked this issue to finally reveal the winner of the Cover Girl Contest, Taylor Ray Anderson, who opens up to us on page 22 about big hair, blue steak, showing sheep and more. And--since-we couldnt have a July issue without gettin our MERICA on in honor of Independence Day--weve compiled hot, star-spangled looks that are sure to inspire chants of USA! USA! all night and all day. Plus, naturally, an aptly themed patriotic edition of hot or not. (Because Old Navy flag tees? Ew.)
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Founder Gal Shweiki Publishers Steve Viner, Daniel Stone Vice President David Reimherr Editor Sam Sumpter Writers Bianca Moragne, Maria Roque, Susan Wheat Photo Editor Kaitlyn Clement Art Direction October Custom Publishing Production Director Michelle Sumner Graphic Designer Garrett Brzozowski Senior Account Executive Caitlin Woodman Account Manager Heather Stanley Sales Representative Ellis Media Company Marketing Assistant Louis Montemayor Customer Service Representative Megan Perkins Photographers Andrea Reesing, Ali Iqbal, Mark Fallis, Kaitlyn Clement, Jeff Ramirez, Sarah Baker, Paulina Mendoza Campus Ambassadors: Lubbock: Glen Nwaefulu San Marcos: Jonathan Hoffman San Antonio: Katy Glass Social Media Intern Mark Rodriguez
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No better way to get wet
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2 UNDER A BRIDGE Maybe with a sexy hoe-bo? 3 IN YOUR CHILDHOOD

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4 ON A PLANE For a summer extracurricular activity, join the mile-high club! 5 .AND ON A TRAIN
Do both for totally Dr. Seussapproved sex
6 ON A BASEBALL FIELD
Now THAT is the American dream
7 AT A CAMP SITE
Youre gonna be pitchin a tent anyways
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HOW HAVE A TO... SUMMER FLING

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Summer lovin had me a blaaaast/Summer lovin then I dumped theirrr assss or, uhh, something like that. The point is that summer is hot, so your love life should be too, ya dig? But dont go boo yourself up when youve got a fall semester full of new potential just around the corner. Tis the season for a solid, sizzling two months with a hometown hottie, so check out these tips for gettin a lover on lockdownya know, til September, that is.
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RECRUIT AT THE POOL

The best place to nd a completely shallow relationship? In the deep end, of course. Plus seeing your target halfnaked now instantly eliminates half the potential unfortunate surprises later.
RECYCLE YOUR EXES

Go green and rock a round two with a former high school sweetheart. Just dont be shocked if theyve gone downhill via freshman 15. (METABOLISMS SLOW DOWN, OK?!)
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RECYCLE FRIENDS EXES

Remember your best friends former high school sweethearts? Yeah, totally fair game now. After all, its been at least a year, and time (but mostly alcohol) heals all wounds anyways.
CHARM THE MOMS

Dress nicely, use good manners, and moms everywhere will be dying to set you up with their son or daughter. Ask to see a picture though: There are some faces only a mother can love
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Afraid your ing is gonna cling? Spend your summer in Sin City. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and don't worry--theyll have strippers and Cristal for comfort when you leave.
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HE SAID/SHE SAID
We split these two up and quizzed them to test their true love. (Together for a year and a half)
Serena, 19
Hometown: Houston Major: Biology
Ben, 22
Hometown: Elkhart Major: History
SHE SAID
We live in the same Co-op
Leaving pillows and blankets on the floor HOW DID YOU TWO MEET? WHAT IS SERENA'S PET PEEVE? WHAT IS BEN'S FAVORITE BAND? WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP?
HE SAID
Live in the same Co-op
Leaving blankets/ pillows on the floor
A Tribe Called Quest
Wu-Tang Clan Her, it's not even close

Phonatics or Thundercloud Subs
Me! Phonatic
WHAT IS SERENA'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
LOVE-O-METER
CRAZY IN LOVE?
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Destined for Disaster Barely a Booty Call Starting to Sizzle Perfect and Passionate Must be Marriage
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THE BACHELORETTE
They sign up. You vote. We take them out. Get the dirty deets on the date next month!
Christi Williams, 21
Hometown: Castroville Major: Public Relations
Describe yourself in one word: Driven Favorite food: Sushi! Favorite movie: American Pie On a Friday night, we can nd you: hanging out with my friends trying something new and exciting in Austin! Pet peeve: People not using their blinkers when driving Biggest turn-off in a guy: Selshness
Dream job: Owning one of the worlds largest entertainment and fashion public relations rms People would be surprised to know that: I started riding a dirt bike at age four and still ride a motorcycle today.
THE BACHELORS
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Jerome Vernon, 18
Hometown: Mideld Major: Electrical Engineering
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Rene Lopez, 20
Hometown: Laredo Major: Government
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Edwin Aziz Hurtado, 19
Hometown: Brownsville Major: Government
Describe yourself in one word: Friendly On a Friday night, we can nd you: [in] my dorm watching 90s cartoons. Pet peeve: I hate when people dont push their chairs in. Biggest turn-off in a girl: When [she] smells weird People would be surprised to know that: during high school, I competed in interior design competitions.
Describe yourself in one word: Friendly Favorite movie: Forrest Gump On a Friday night, we can nd you: at Midnight Rodeo. Pet peeve: When someone cuts into my cooking space! Biggest turn-off in a girl: Too much makeup
Describe yourself in one word: Nice On a Friday night, we can nd you: hanging out with friends. Pet peeve: Dishonesty Biggest turn-off in a girl: The use of foul language. There are so many other ways to express yourself in a better manner.
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STYLE
NIGHT AND DAY, REP THE USA!

Were generally fans of our forefathers, but their fashion? Eh, not so much. But you dont gotta get your Abe Lincoln on in a top hat or trade your pearly whites for wooden teeth la Washington to look your nest this Fourth of July. Weve compiled patriot-approved looks for night and day to ensure youll be reppin the stars and stripes in style while you rock outya know, with your (John Han)cock out.
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Flava Pump, $68, nastygal.com Deena & Ozzy Crossbody Clutch, $29, urbanouttters.com
Star Spangled Nail Polish, $3, forever21.com
Gilligan & O Malley Lace Thong, $5, target.com Lillian Long Earrings, $85, kendrascott.com
Origami Stretch-Jersey Dress, $80, shop.mango.com
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COVER GIRL WINNER
TAYLOR RAY ANDERSON

FROM COUNTRY GIRL TO COVER GIRL, OUR WINNER SPILLS HER SECRETS!
PHOTOS BY: ALI IQBAL
COVER GIRL WINNER

12 Secrets About Taylor!
I grew up on a farm in Bogata, Texas.

TAYLOR ANDER RAY SON Hometo , 23 wn Bogata : Majo Commu r: nicatio Studies n
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I showed sheep from the time I was ve until I graduated high school and won many awards. I probably have about a hundred belt buckles that I have won through the years.
I recently got engaged to my anc, Billy Bob! My new last name will be Moczygemba.
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I never leave my house without my hair being big! I have taught cheer camps for the past six summers through the greatest cheer company in the world!
I only eat steak blue, which means that it is less than rare.
My birthday is New Years Eve yes, I celebrate double every year.
My favorite television shows are True Blood and Duck Dynasty. I secretly wish that I could be in an episode of both shows; Id make an awesome vampire!
I have a Corgi named Kicer. (The c makes an s sound.)
I am a senior and still undecided on a career. I just know that I want to work with people and NOT always be behind a deskI like being on the go!
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Im all about making a difference. I want to positively affect every person that I meet in some way.
My ultimate dream job would be talk show host.
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DRINK SPECIALS
VENUE
Another Broken Egg (3016 Guadalupe) The Varsity Bar at Austins Pizza (2324 Guadalupe) Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Betsys Bar (301 w 6th St. // 480-9433) Beauty Ballroom // (2015 E. Riverside) Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) Cain And Abels (2313 Rio Grande // 476-3201) Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015) Chupa Cabra Cantina (400 E. 6th St // 469-5860)
no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines 3-11PM// $2 Pints (Dos XX & Miller Lite) Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
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EVERY BAR. EVERY SPECIAL. EVERY NIGHT.
MONDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY All day Happy Hour - $1 Off all drafts
TUESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $2 TUES - $2 Dom bttles and cans, premium wells & Jager Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music Hip Hop Night (nothing after '94) $2 Gin & Juice 4-close // Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts, well drinks, and house wines $1 Bottles (Budwser, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, & Coors Lt) Texas Tuesday $2 Shiner and $3 Titos HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
WEDNESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $1.25 Lone Star & ZiegenBock pints $5.75 Frozen Margaritas Reverse Happy Hour till 11 and $2 Jello Shots and $3 wells all night no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines 7-11PM// $3 Frozen Or Rocks Margaritas White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Weds Cherry Bomb Night w/ Get Right Kids Sin NightPHONE! w/ Dj Mike Swing & $3 Drinks District 301 DRINK (301 W 6th St // 480-9433) GET SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY Monday TO YOUR TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music BREAKS & $3VIP Cherryand BombsGET FREE STUFF $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229) $2 Domestics Domestics $2 Domestics
Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) The Drag Bar (2324 Guadalupe St. // 828-6063) Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541)
Maria Maria (415 Colorado St // (512) 687-6800)
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Happy Hour Price ($1 off) on all drafts all day long CLOSED $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 Wells and Domestics $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close All day happy hour! $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1 off cocktails $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night Closed NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots Closed $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2 Tuesday Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells, & Jger shots $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close All day happy hour! $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1 off cocktails $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1 well drinks $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock pints $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1 off cocktails $2 Pints & Wells $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its $2 Drinks / 80s Music $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $2 tall boys $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars
Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356)

Micheladas Cafe Y Cantina (333 E. 2nd St. 320-0300))
Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) 219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy) Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700) Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587)
WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars
HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99 $2 Lone Stars
WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA / OTHER

Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night $4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka & $3.95 Sam Adams pints Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $2 Tallboys 50 Original Wings After 6PM Tex-Mex Tuesdays// $2 Corona & Lonestar, + $3 Cuervo & Titos Vodka 50 Boneless Wings After 6PM Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini Shakers
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$3 Dos XX $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $2 Domestic + $2.50 Import Bottles $1 Tenders After 6PM + Live Music After 9PM
PULLOUT GUIDE
THURSDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $5 Study Breaks shot & pint special $7.75 CoronaRita Thirsty Thursdays, $2 bud light all night long and $2 jello Shots, Reverse Happy Hour till 11 no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines 7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night GET DRINK SPECIALS $2 Wells & $2 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $5 Study Breaks: Get a pint of Lone Star or ZiegenBock any well or cold shot $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks + $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink $3 You Call Its 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1 off cocktails $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES & $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am $1 Well Drinks All Nite $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails $3 You Call It $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars
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COLLEGE GUIDE TO THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Though were typically more accustomed to giving you ways to drink for free or, you know, nd a bang buddy online, sometimes we like to get a little more wholesome with it and tell you how to make the most of Mother Nature. Because, lets be real, that babe is the BOMB.
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DOMINATE MOTHER NATURE STUDY BREAKS PRESENTS THE OFFICIAL
10 FLOATING ESSENTIALS
THE STUFF YOU NEED TO ROCK THE RIVER THIS SUMMER
1. SWEET SHADES
Protect your pupils (and get your gawkin on carefree) in some sick sunglasses.
6 CAMPING DOS & DONTS

THE RULES FOR YOUR NEXT MUST-ESCAPE-CAMPUS EXCURSION
DO:
Trade your dorm-room drinking for an ice-cold beer (or 12) by the re
DONT:
When you light up a cig, you might as well be slappin Smokey Bear in the face. Only you can prevent forest res, so chill out with the Camels while youre campin, kids.
2. CROAKIES
So you dont lose said sweet shades when rockin the rapids.
3. SUNSCREEN
SPF is essential and, lets be real, theres no better pick-up line than Hey Babe, can you get my back?
DO: 7. A COOLER
Keep that Natty Light cold, kids. Put your food in the car at night to avoid a raccoon raid. Trust us: When it comes to snacks, those scavengers are even worse than stoners.
4. A SICK SOUNDTRACK
We recommend totally unclich classicslike Just Around the Riverbend. (POCAHANTAS IS PERFECT FOR PARTYING, OK?!)
8. A WATERPROOF CAMERA
You dont wanna lose those nip slip shots because your Nikon got wet.
DONT:
Thou shalt not litter is camping commandment number one, and youre gonna feel like a real asshole when a bunny chokes on your chip wrappers.
9. SOMETHING SHARP 5. BEER

Were not claiming to be original here, but ya gotta bring beer, bros. Were not talkin a shank, here, but you need something sharp to shotgun, ya dig?
DO:
Scare yourselves 90s-style and get your Are You Afraid of the Dark? on with gruesome ghost stories.
6. BOTTLED WATER
Because drinking from the river? Thats Hepatitis waiting to happen.
10. A DESIGNATED DRIVER

When youre oatin with Franzia for ve hours, make sure youve got someone to get you back alive, aight?
DONT:
You didnt go camping so you can Facebook-stalk your ex, play Candy Crush and Instagram photos of your outdoors expertise (#camping #re #tent--#YOUREANNOYING). Ignore the iPhone for 5 seconds and look at the stars or some shit, mmmkay?
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5 OUTDOOR ACTIVIT IES YOU NEED TO TRY

BECAUSE GETTING DRUNK BY THE POOL DOESNT COUNT
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New Balance Sport Arm Wallet, $13, amazon.com
Because when you trade walking to class for running from bears, youre gonna need a wallet that straps to your arm, obviously.
1. SPELUNKING
Get out of your dorm room cave anduhh explore a cave!
Nike Fuel Band, $150 nike.com

So you can count how many calories you burn while youre working out at the rec or, ya know, RUNNING FROM BEARS
Tecnu Extreme Poison Ivy Scrub, $13, drugstore.com
2. WHITEWATER RAFTING
Because blue water? Soooo pass .
Because you know what DOESNT bring all the boys to the yard? Rashes. Itchy, contagious rashes. (Uhhso we hear.)
Treavelon Unisex Poncho, $25, walmart.com
3. BIRDWATCHING
Turn your binoculars away from that sorority house window though, brosif its not a heron, you shouldnt be starin.
Perfect attire for a rainy day in the woods and nally something to wear to all those uhhponcho-themed frat parties!
Clif Shot Energy Gel, $1, rei.com

An energy gel isnt just awesome fuel for marathons, but for marathon study sessions tooOh, and astronaut-ing. Denitely astronaut-ing.
Motorola 10-mile Talkabout Rechargeable Two-Way Radio, $30, target.com

Because red cups are for beer pong, not for linking with string to make walkie talkies go a little more pro, yo.
4. MOUNTAIN CLIMBING
Hell, youve been climbing over those piles of dirty clothes for monthsyou could climb Kilimanjaro tomorrow.
Victorinox SwissChamp Swiss Army Knife, $75, walmart.com
5. FLY FISHING
This IS just shing when you look really y, right? Shittttwe know youre good at that.
Because youre obv gonna need a sh scaler, wood chisel and bottle openerbut yeah, mostly a bottle opener.
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2. Skinny dip in Hamilton Pool 3. Ride a bike and y a kite at Zilker Park 4. Explore downtown the lazy way with a segway tour 5. Get a rideand hopefully phone numberfrom a hot pedicab driver
Catch Some Sun and Enjoy Austin This Summer!

Yo kids, its summer, so get outside and enjoy it! Weve compiled 25 awesome activities that are right outside your door, and all you gotta do is say no to the Netix, walk away from The Walking Dead and suck it up and sweat out that hangover. You only get a few months of summer before its back to the books, so trade the couch for a kayak, the remote for the river, and the Playstation for the parkJust be sure to slather on some SPF, ya dig? COMPILED BY: SB STAFF
AWESOME OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES!
TAKE A NIGHT SWIM (FO FREE!) AT BARTON SPRINGS POOL
10. Play some disc golf at Mary Moore Metropolitan Park 11. Tan topless (and hellbottomless) at Hippie Hollow
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7. Check out the sunset and get yo makeout on at Mt. Bonnell 8. Take a dip in Deep Eddy Pool (while drinking some Deep Eddy vodka, naturally)
BUST SOME FLIPS AND WILD OUT ON A WAKEBOARD AT TEXAS SKI RANCH
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6. Get high (haha) with some rock climbing at the Greenbelt
9. Visit the botanical gardens and take time to smell the roses
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25 AWESOME OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES! 13. Enjoy some sweaty Shavasana in the sun with a little yoga in the park 16. Pack a picnic, enjoy some jams and BYOB at Blues on the Green 17. Bump, set, spike with some sand volleyball at Pease Park
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22. Catch a ick under the open sky with Movies in the Park at Republicwait for itPark 23. Bribe someone with a boat to take you out on Lake Austin 24. Bask in the sun at Krause Springs
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HIT THE LAKE FOR SOME STAND UP PADDLEBOARDING VIA AUSTIN PADDLE SPORTS
18. Rent a kayak and track down some turtles on Town Lake 19. Get seriously balanced and attempt some slacklining 20. Go on an inTENTS (eh, eh?) camping trip at Enchanted Rock
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INDULGE YOUR INNER ANIMAL WITH A VISIT TO THE AUSTIN ZOO
25.
HEAD SOUTH AND SPEND YOUR WEEKEND ON THE WATER WITH BASTROP RIVER COMPANYS SATURDAY NIGHT RIVER PARTY
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TAKE YOUR PARTY ON THE RIVER AND GET YOUR FLOAT ON WITH TEXAS STATE TUBES AND DONS FISH CAMP
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JULY LINE-UP
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FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS WITH SAINTS OF VALORY @ STUBBS One of our fave bands, Fitz & The Tantrums, returns to Austin this month after absolutely killing it over SXSW. Their new album, More Than Just a Dream, explores a more electropop feelan exciting departure from their classic motown/ funk soundand promises to provide an extra element of awesomeness to their already epic live show, so get ready to dance! As Fitz said in our March issue, Theres nothing pretentious about this bandwe dont think were too cool for school. We want people to let their hair down and have fun with us. Sounds like a deal, dude.
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7/13 Everclear, Live, Filter & Sponge @ ACL Live at the Moody Theater 7/13 Fitz and the Tantrums with Saints Of Valory, Ivy Levan @ Stubbs 7/13 Cayucas @ Red 7 7/14 The Please, Please Me + Second Lovers + Bluebird @ Mohawk Austin 7/20 The Maine with A Rocket To The Moon, This Century, Brighten @ Parish/ Parish Underground 7/24 Blues On The Green presents: The
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7/25 Wiz Khalifa and A$AP Rocky with B.o.B, Trinidad Jame$, Joey Bada$$ & Pro Era, Berner @ Austin360 Amphitheater 7/26 Unity Tour 2013: 311, Cypress Hill, G. Love and Special Sauce @ ACL Live at the Moody Theater 7/28 Sublime with Rome @ The Backyard at Bee Cave
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1. Jud and Taylor have been playing music together for 7 years and would be considered common law if Texas allowed it. 2. Nicks beard at one point was longer than Saras hair. 3. Sara literally bumped into Robert Plant at the Oltorf HEB. He was buying beef jerky, steel wool, and soy sauce. 4. We may be the only rock 'n' roll band that is tattoo and tobacco free. That being said, we can probably out-whiskey you. So weve got that going for us. 5. Taylor has a Masters degree in Sociology from Texas State.
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Malick lm with Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman. 11. Jud once made a sandwich for himself and Taylor out of every condiment that Sara had in her fridge. 12. Taylor and Jud have both respectively puked in each others cars. 13. Sara was born on July 4th and has been a pain in the ass ever since.
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Colette Carr SKITSZO

Release Date: July 9 Rapper and singer Colette Carr is generating a lot ofwait for itbuzz this year. And instead of releasing her entire 20-song album the traditional way, the MTVU top winner and Billboard Unsigned Chart-topper is handing it over slowly, releasing two songs every two months. With her third installment, set to debut July 9, shes sure to leave you wanting moreYoull just have to wait two more months for it.
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Despicable Me 2
Released: July 3 ITS SO FLUFFY!!! Despicable Me is back, yall. While were not sure what Gru, the girls and Dr. Nefario are up to now in the sequel, we do know that we totally dont care that its, ya know, technically a kids movie. And with a spin-off lm featuring the beloved minions due out in December 2014, this is just a taste of more delightfully despicable deeds to come.
is awesome drama is back for its third season this July, and if youre a big fan of hot guys in, well, suits (and who isnt, really?), then this shows for you. After the craziness of last season, were absolutely stoked for 16 more episodes featuring our fave guys on USA. Havent seen it? Well, weve got two pieces of advice: Catch up and suit up!
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The bouncer complimenting you on your monogrammed necklace, but never questioning why it doesnt match your ID. TSM. Its only a walk of shame if youre ashamed of what you did. TSM. Going to a wedding with the other bridesmaids, but leaving with the best man. TSM.
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Oak Ridge 3517 North Hills Drive 512-345-8938 oakridge-apts.net Tanglewood 1020 E. 45th Street 512-452-0060 tanglewoodnorthapartments.com The Triangle 4600-4700 West Guadalupe 512-450-1500 triangleaustin.com Cameron Greens 5700 Cameron Rd 5 12-454-7007 Gables Central Park 800 West 38th St. 512-427-5700 www.gables.com MacKenzie Point 1044 Camino La Costa 512-458-3116 mackenziepointeapartments.com Trails at Vintage Creek 7224 Northeast Drive 512-933-1005 Midtown Commons 810 West St. Johns Avenue 512-467-1800 midtowncommons.com WEST CAMPUS 21 Pearl 2104 Pearl 512-906-0383 ut21pearl.com 21 Rio 2101 Rio Grande 512-391-1991 21rio.com Axis West 2505 Longview Street (512) -582-7281 www.axiswestcampus.com Texan West Campus 2616 Salado (512) 478-9811 texanwestcampus.com Jefferson 26 600 W. 26th Street (512) 477-3400 jefferson26.com GrandMarc Austin 510 W. 26th (512) 453-7602 Grandmarcaustin.com Jefferson West 2704 Rio Grande 512-236-1903 jeffersonwestut.com The Block 2501 Pearl Street 512-634-8099 theblockoncampus.com Park Place 1301 W. 9th Street 512-476-4115 rainiermanagement.com/park_place_apartments Vintage West Campus 904 W. 22 1/2 St 512-478-9811 vintagewestcampus.com RIVERSIDE Lexington Hills 2430 Cromwell Circle (512) 343-1212- Cncapartments.com Bluffs at Town Lake 2005 Willow Creek Drive 877-849-4851 bluffsattownlake.com University Estates at Austin 1300 Crossing Place 512-919-8600 universityestatesataustin.com Village at Riverside 1500 Crossing Place 512-386-5200 haymanapartments.com/apartments/texas-apartments University Village at Austin 1301 Crossing Place 512-247-7711 uvaustin.com Wildcreek Apartments 1511 Faro Drive 512-385-2605 Townlake 1109 S. Pleasant Valley Road 512-326-1040 townlakeataustin.com The Heights on Oltorf 4404 E. Oltorf Street 512-912-7661 heightsaustin.com Ball Park 4600 Elmont Drive 512-445-9601 theballparkaustin.com SOUTH So-Co Lofts 3801 South Congress Avenue 1-866-960-6873 greystar-apartments.com/socolofts The State House 1221 South Congress Avenue 512-326-8811 apartmentsatstatehouse.com Oak Run 1304 Summer Oak Drive 512-462-1188 nals.com/oakrun Bain Bridge Villas 3603 Southridge Drive 512-442-9772
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Summers in full swing, so take advantage of your free time and the fab weather, grab the grill and get down on some spicy snack-tion. Whether you hit the pool, chill on your porch or get your bbq on at the beach, these rad recipes are sure to get things hot-hot-hotwhich is also why weve included a way to keep cool via grapefruit margarita. After all, its 5 oclock somewhere, right?
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What is Campus to Careers?

campus2careers, the largest entry-level job board in TX, is now working with the White House to help more students get jobs. Also, if youre tired of searching for a job or internship, get matched with one in 20 minutes or less; just go to www. campus2careers.com, click Join Now, and follow the instructions. Below are some of the recent internships and jobs exclusively posted on campus2careers and brought to you by Study Breaks Magazine.
Urban Philanthropy by KP, a company
that crafts relationships with grassroot programs and corporations positively impacting their communities, is looking for a PR/event management intern.
LINGO Interactive, which offers foreign language instruction through entertaining video lessons and shows, is in search of a set designer. SureScore, a company aiming their efforts at elementary schools and focused on creating more effective pathways for students, is searching to fulll a part-time teaching contract for Garland ISD.
DEN Property Group, an innovative real estate consultancy that embraces both technology and tradition while selling the Central Austin lifestyle, is on the hunt for a real estate intern. AMOA- Arthouse, a museum providing rich environments for a wide range of audiences to investigate and experience excellence in contemporary art, is looking for a communications intern.
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JULY
The stars tell you whats in store this season.

Aries - Love is in the air! Whether youre looking
for a new summer ing or kickin' it with your signicant other, this month is going to be one of romance.
Taurus - This is your time to make some serious

cash. Finances will only go up, and the 16th will bring extra nancial success.
Gemini - Although the month will start out a little tough, dont stress! Your love life and nances are set to pick up throughout the month, but only if you stay stress-free, so calm down! Cancer - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your travels have led you to an exotic location, even if not in the most obvious sense. Prepare yourself for a new romantic opportunity with someone you meet in your travels! Leo - This is the month for you to take risks. Whether its an idea to pitch to your boss or the chance to profess your love, GO FOR IT! The stars are on your side! Virgo - Dont let yourself get too overwhelmed
this month. Your over-committing is going to get you into trouble if you dont take it a step back!
Libra -
This is a great month for you to spend some quality time with your loved ones. Give your family members and friends a call and spread the love! This month, all of your hard work this summer is going to start paying off. That project youve been working on is not going to go unnoticed.
Scorpio -
THATS A FACT JACK

TThe roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in our ear. Watermelon is summer's most popular vegetable (not fruit), and the average American eats 15 pounds a year. July is National Ice Cream Month. More Americans buy ice cream in July than any other month. Frances Eiffel Tower can grow by more than 6 inches in summer due to the expansion of the iron on hot days.
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1. Guy in the back 2. Tinted green sunglasses 3. Tri-Delt shirt 4. Squirrel 5. Wire in background
Sagittarius - Love has been a little tough on

you lately, but dont let it get you down! Things will start turning around for you soon, so stay positive.
Capricorn -
Things are really starting to get crazy for you this month. Many opportunities will come your way, but stay organized and focus on the ones that mean the most to you!
Aquarius - You'll be ying high early this month, but some drama in your love life will get you down around the 23rd. You'll bounce right back thoughguess that person wasnt for you. Pisces Youre going to have lots of love prospects this month! The dates will be owing and the attention will be awesome, so just enjoy the fun!
WORDS BY: SUSAN WHEAT

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