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It may be August, but summer only ends if you let it. Some tan lines never fade and some short shorts never go out of styleunless you pair those short shorts with Ugg bootslike, I cant! Aside from summer fashions and tans, I would like to talk about the art of being a Bobcat. We are the kids your parents warned you about. I believe that statement is true because I believe every Bobcat has a summer spirit. You know, that spirit that wants to drink every day, fall in love with everything humanly possible and, I dont know, wear short shorts with Uggs. Werk it, twerk it, keep that spirit alive, because whether we want school to start or not, it is going to start. However, school will not/cannot keep us fromgoing to happy hour. La da di da di, we like to party. Let the Miley song play on, and let summer 2013 last forever! Welcome Back, Bobcats!
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What are your contributions to your sorority? I have served as Alumnae/Collegiate Relations Chairman, Ritual Chairman, and now am lucky enough to be President. I have learned so much from these experiences. All my sisters are such blessings. How are you inuential within your campuss Greek community? Being president, I get to meet a lot of people in the Greek community, and have a strong relationship with advisors of both my own sorority and the Panhellenic advisor. I also am part of Order of Omega, and have assisted with Greek Week and many other activities they plan, which helps you meet successful and driven members of the other Greek groups, both men and women. What would members of your sorority say about you? ey would say I am a good leader because of my respect for them and others as well. I respect them, and in turn, I have earned respect over the years. I also know how to have a good time with all of them in a responsible way. I am a good communicator as well, which helps people understand my most in uential decisions. Sororities struggle with change, and we have gone through lots of it recently. I hope they would say it has been a little easier to get used to because of my leadership. What are your plans for your chapter this year? My plans for the sorority this year are, rst and foremost, to work hard and recruit the best girls coming to Texas State this fall. We are growing so much as a university, and these new members are going to make up a huge portion of us. After this, I want to lead all the girls in a direction of personal success. I want every individual member to strive to be a better person in all areas of life.
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Your body is literally going through alcohol withdrawal Or your ass is literally going to standards. The only things youve ingested are coffee, Red Bull, and pixie sticks Sleep is for the weak. So is food. There is glitter in your car, in your shower, and in your bed But miraculously, when you get to the house, there is still more glitter there. You feel like if you meet one more communications major, you might actually become stupider *More stupid. Your Facebook stalking has reached a new level So has your ability to pretend that when a person tells you something about herself, you have not already read it somewhere on the internet. Youre learning it for the rst time. It is painful to talk because your voice is so hoarse Whether its from singing, chanting or bitching, if you dont sound like youve been chain-smoking since 94 by the end of it, youre doing recruitment wrong. The seniors have become this rare and horrifying breed of banshee After all, if youre not jumping at least three inches off the ground, you wont get THE HOTTEST PLEDGE CLASS EVER. Walking on glass might have done less damage to your feet than your shoes did this week But you are under 57, so blisters or not, you can not switch to atsthat would only make you four inches uglier. Your relationship with your sorority is at an all-time high Your relationship with your favorite fraternity is at an all-time low. You nally feel complete, only when you welcome 64 beautiful babies into their new home And subsequently have to spend over an hour welcoming them home via social mediabut in the end, its all worth it.
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DONT ACT LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING If an active is telling you something about the house, or about Greek Life, dont interrupt with an oh yeah I know or thats what I heard. Even if you DID hear that, its an annoying thing to hear when trying to inform someone of something, and what you heard was probably wrong anyway. Yes, the houses want cool kids, but they also want kids they can shape. Know-itall rush generally equates to annoying pledge. This note sort of doesnt apply to legacies, sort of. DONT TALK ABOUT ALL THE FRATTY CLOTHES YOU OWN If someone brings it up, sure, ne, whatever. Still, chatting about your closet with a bunch of dudes is awkward and makes you seem, at best, like a try-hard. DONT TRY TO ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE Obviously youre incapable of doing this to the actives, who are all ten times the man you are at this point, lowly rush. However, I mean dont sit there and rip on geeds all day. If you have something funny to say about a drum circle, go for it; everyone likes a good hippie joke. However, sitting there saying those geeds are lame, these geeds are lame, makes you sound like a high school girl. Also, youre still technically a geed, so shut up. DONT TRY TO OUT-DRINK ANYONE When you nd yourself at a rush party, have a good time and get drunk, but dont treat it like a competition. Youll just end up being the drunkest guy at the party, and probably end up looking like an asshole. The chances that you do something funny compared to the chances that you do something absolutely stupid and embarrassing are not in your favor.
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Your car is starting to look a little dirty, and it isnt going to clean itself
Cleaning a car ranks right between shaving daily and grinding your nuts against sandpaper on the international shitty-things-to-do scale. While you could always just pay an enthusiastic homeless member of your community to knock it out, the extra sweat and effort that go into a pledges car-cleaning attempts takes your ride to another level.
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