Why are Indian students are disliked in USA?

It was the first day of a school in the USA & a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade classroom... The teacher said: Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'? He saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up & said: Patrick Henry, 1775! "Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar: Abraham Lincoln, 1863! The teacher snapped at the class: Class! You should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do. She heard a loud whisper: F*** the Indians! 'Who said that?', she demanded. Chandrasekhar: General Custer, 1862. At that point, a student in the back said: I'm gonna puke! The teacher glares around & asks: All right! Now, who said that? Again, Chandrasekhar says: George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991. Now furious, another student yells from the back of the class: Oh yeah? Suck this! Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand & shouts to the teacher: Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997 Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: You little shit! If you say anything more, I'll kill you! Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: Michael Jackson to the child

witnesses testifying against him, 2004. The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: Oh shit, we're screwed! And Chandrasekhar said quietly: I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008.

HOW TO REDUCE WEIGHT NATURALLY !!!!! Obesity can RISK your health,Reduce your Weight by Natural Way- 10 Effective Home Remedies for Losing Weight ~ 1) Fruits and green vegetables are low caloriefoods, so over weight persons should use these more frequently. 2) One should avoid intake of too much salt. Salt may be a factor for increasing the body weight. 3) Milk products like cheese, butter should be avoided because these are rich in fat. Meat and non-vegetarian foods should also be avoided. 4) Spices like dry ginger, cinnamon, black pepper etc. are good for loosing weight and can be used in a number of ways. 5) Vegetables like bitter gourd (Karela), and bitter variety of drumstick are useful for loosing weight. 6) Taking of honey is an excellent home remedy for obesity. It mobilizes the extra deposited fat in the body and puts it into circulation, which is utilized as energy for normal functions. One should start with small quantity of about 10 GMs. or a table spoonful to be taken with hot water. It is good to take it in early morning. A teaspoonful of fresh lemon juice may also be added. 7) Cabbage is considered to be an effective remedy for loosing weight. This vegetable inhibits the conversion of sugar and other carbohydrates into fat. Hence, it is of great value in weight reduction. It can be taken raw or cooked.

Exercise is an important part of weight reduction plan. It helps to use up calories stored in body as fat. In addition, it also relieves tension and tones up the muscles of the body. Walking is thebest exercise to begin with and may be followed by running, swimming, rowing. 9) Lime juice is excellent for weight reduction. Juice of a lime mixed in a glass of warm water and sweetened with honey should be taken every morning on an empty stomach. 10) Measure the portions of your food every meal and make sure that the portions are small. For example one portion of rice should not be more than the quantity which can fit in your fist. Smaller meals at a regular interval of 4 to 5 hours will keep your metabolism high and prevent your body from converting the food you intake into fat. You must also include regular exercise in your daily routine to help enhance weight reduction..

Indian Inventions..! 1. Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl. 2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes. However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face. 3. Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri. It is absolutely ok ! 4. Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health. 5. Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal. 6. When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana-Chor-Garam it is ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed. It is your birthright ! 7. At most Mughlai restaurants you can make a small meal with the free Papad, peanuts, onions, pickles and chutney so you can skip the starters. 8. It is absolutely ok to pocket the free toothpicks, mint packets and fennel seeds served at restaurants - to be used later while walking down to catch the cab, rickshaw, bus, train or

car. 9. Do not tip more than 2% of your total bill, however excellent the services. Anything more than that will result in heart failure of the poor waiter. Also we don't want you guys to spoil him as we have to live with them after you guys leave. 10. Lastly do not forget to give 'MISSED CALL (a concept invented by the Indians)