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That is 2099 A.D. And still doing just fine thank you
very much. So there it was. The Uruguayan team's
flag was right in front of me. I could smell it. Feel it. I
walked forward with a sword in one hand and a flip-top
grenade in the other. I severed the ropes tying it to
the ground and slotted it into my backpack. That was
it. If I made it to our flag, then Clognose had won the
world school's conquest tournament. So I hared off,
radioing my position to my teammates. Soon enough,
Dave and Brian, the Clognose helicopterers would pick
me up and carry me safely home to a hero's welcome.
Ten minutes later, and they still hadn't
appeared. Unsurprising. The McGilligans were not
exactly known for their timing. On my map I could see
the Clognose line and our sentries. Behind me, I could
see my equal, the enemy assualtist close behind me.
No flag on him, so things were looking good. A quick
check on the scanner showed me he had used all his
grenades and his boomerang had broken. He had
nothing to take me out from a distance with. I
dropped back a little and cut him with my sword. His
cheek started bleeding. Overload. I ran a little
faster. Just to play it safe, I lobbed a grenade at him,
sending him sprawling back a few metres. I turned
around and started running backwards, to make sure
Chapter 1 Hospitalised
Eric's journal
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Rodriguez's diary
Eric's journal
launcher?”
“I didn't choose anything. If I could have, I
wouldn't have given you anything.”
“Oh.” Radio silence. Eric put the cover back on
to the bomb and screwed it into place. He put it into a
pocket somewhere in his cloak. I looked over at
Helena, who was still on the hovercraft. She was
playing with the eagle.
We were just a little way past Brazil when the
attack began. The first thing I knew of it, was when I
heard Eric's arm changing shape. I looked at him and
saw the worried expression and pale face he was
wearing. Helena had pulled out a sniper rifle from the
bags. I checked the radar on my hover bike's display.
There was blue dots everywhere. I couldn't see
anything though. Eric's arm settled on a machine gun.
I saw him leaning over the side of the hover bike and
looking down.
It seemed pretty pointless. I mean, why look
down, if the guys were coming at our level. I checked
the radar again. The twenty or so small dots had been
joined by a bigger one. Much bigger.
Suddenly, Helena popped a round from the
sniper rifle. One of the dots on my radar turned into
an exclamation mark, indicating it was crippled.
The big dot was now half the size of the radar
screen. And counting. Eric suddenly looked even paler.
I looked over the side of my bike and saw an enormous
silhouette in the clouds. It was the same shape as the
bomb.
Eric opened fire. Nine of the nineteen remaining
dots, which I could now see were attack hovercraft,
crippled and dropped. Eric stopped firing on the small
weapon loaded circle and started attacking the big
thing.
I could now see exactly what it was. It was
about the size of a terawhale and the same bomb
shape as well. Actually, even scarier, it was a
terawhale. Instead of the usual large island on it's
back, there was a massive gun platform.
Eric was visibly trying not to hurt it and so was
Helena. They were both focusing on the platform.
There was a harness on the back of the whale, holding
the platform in place.
Eric suddenly cursed. His machine gun had
jammed. With his last bullet. He continued to try to
fire, until the obstinate bullet popped out. Instantly
he turned his arm back to normal. He signaled to
Helena, who jumped onto his bike and took over. Next,
he jumped over the bike.
years.
This one was still rushing towards me. And
getting faster. My foot rockets suddenly kicked in and
the turtle began to approach at a much slower rate. I
descended slowly and made an elegant landing on the
massive shell. An ivy string grew out of the turtle's
back. On the top of it, there was some sort of design
that looked like a microphone. The turtle wanted to
speak with me. Which was really good.
“Who are you and what do you want?” boomed a
deep voice through the ivy string. The turtle could
speak Esperanza.
“My name is Eric the invincible and I would like
a ride up.” I answered.
“Good. That's on my way. I am Gigantos. Why
are you going up?”
“I was separated from my friends, who have
been taken prisoner on board a terawhale. We are
looking for a prison on Barbados.”
“Why?”
“My friend's mother was kidnapped and we
think she may have been brought there.”
“I just destroyed said prison and released the
prisoners. There was no women among them. The only
thing that escaped me was a terawhale carrying a gun
platform.”
“That's our whale.”
“Excellent. It appears you may help me.”
“Destroy the platform or loot it?” Sky turtles
were known for being helpful to captives.
“Both!”
Rodriguez's diary
Once they caught us, we were trapped in
another force field. They dragged us over to the
terawhale and put us down on the gun platform. A
group of guards approached us, keeping their rifles
fixed on us.
The guards reached us and the force field was
lowered. If it had dropped a few seconds earlier, we
could have escaped, but the guards were too close.
The guards told us to get off our bikes. We did so.
I told Tom to try to blast them away.
Instantly, Toms hands flew up and all four
guards went flying away. As soon as he did so, he fell
on his arm. He had been shot by a tranquilizer.
I rushed over to him. That second, one of the
recovered guards picked me up. Helena and Tom were
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After a few minutes that seemed like hours, we
were brought into a hall. We were thrown in front of a
throne. On it sat the green armoured woman who took
my mother. She had a hawkish face with sinister
reddish eyes.
“So, these are our brave little invaders, huh?”
She boomed in a sinister voice. “Is this all of them?”
She snapped to one of the guards.
“Nnno, ma'am. One fell to his death.” A guard
stammered.
“Are you sure he is dead?” She asked.
“No, ma'am.” The guard replied. He seemed to
be in charge.
“You! Lance-commander!” She pointed at
another guard. He saluted, as fast as he could. “You
are now full commander. Take him away!” I was full of
pity for both commanders. She pointed to another
soldier. The lance commander gave him his old
chevrons.
“Now, then. As for you, my dearies. Who are
you? What are you doing here?”
“I am Rodriguez and this is my sister Helena.” I
Eric's journal
Greek mythology is full of scary gribblies. Of all
these, one of the nastiest is the chimera. It was
something like this that shot out of the hole.
It was very like the chimera. However, it was
minus the fire breathing goat part and plus the bat
wings part.
It shot up to the roof and then back down
again, to land in front of us. The snake tail snapped
out and nearly ripped my head off. Thankfully I
ducked.
The lion turned on me and Tom, while the snake
started to attack Helena and Rodriguez. I decided to
do things the Eric-the-invincible style.
My arm turned into a sword from elbow down
and I charged the thing.
Its breath reeked. I tried not to breath in too
much as I got closer to the thing.
It attempted to bat me away with one paw. I
grabbed it and sliced the leg off. With my free hand,
I picked up the leg and poked it in the eye. It roared.
somewhere.
The satellite told me the other guard had heard
the noise. Knifing time again. Tiny blades popped up all
along the sword and began whirring like a chainsaw. I
entered through the crew door.
Just as I entered, the guard walked in. Buzz
buzz buzz scream. I walked into the cockpit, looking
for something for Tom's arm. There was nothing
there.
I checked the two passages. A bit of
maintenance stuff, including a cleaning robot, which I
turned on, but nothing more. Beyond the two passages
was a little chamber, which I supposed was for a
cockpit guard.
Beyond that was the armoury. I grabbed a
plasma bolt from the weapon rack. As I was holding it
in my right hand, two vertical bars popped out of my
palm. A laser ran between them and then moved up
and down the plasma bolt. Immediately my middle
finger turned into a compact version of it.
Next through that was the infirmary. A medic
bot was waiting there. I put Tom down on a bed and
the robot moved over to him. I blinked and Tom's arm
was in a sling.
Satisfied, I proceeded through the next
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towards the next in line and maced him. The next one
melted when I got within a couple of metres, courtesy
of the superheated sword. I switched to the plasma
rifle and a stream of the purple stuff blasted the last
one apart.
Satisfied, I turned on the arena cleaning robot
and went up to the sweet dispenser in the crew
dormitory for a bite to eat.
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terrified.
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asked, incredulously.
“Not sure. Could have been the energy reserve
though. Shall we get to work?” I answered him.
“Let's go.” We set off into the fortress of
doom, a bunch of young hopefuls who probably weren't
going to survive the next hour.
*
Rodriguez's diary
As we walked through the great steel maze, I
noticed a change in Eric. He was becoming more and
more agitated, the further in we went. Helena noticed
it too. It was having a bad effect on her. Eric was
walking faster, so it was easy for the two of us to
hang back and talk while he went on ahead, talking to
himself and fidgeting. We met a couple of guards, but
he vaporised them, chopped them up or otherwise
maimed them. Eventually, he was far enough ahead for
us to whisper without him noticing.
“What's wrong with him?” Helena whispered.
“You're the one who's been all close to him, you
tell me,” I whispered back.
“He's been talking to himself,”
“Has he been expecting a reply?”
“No,”
world. Water filled all the gaps where the sea should
be and the rock rotated just like the world. There was
a long thin piece of rock that went through the rock
like a skewer and the rock rotated around this. Scary.
A ray of sunshine came down and hit the rock and a
little area around it. This one area was the only place
of green in the whole labyrinth. I wouldn't have been
surprised if there was a life tree sapling growing in
the center of the globe.
I walked into another cave. This one was much
more sinister. The cave was spherical and there was a
ring of lava around a circular rock floor. There was
two corridors leading into it. The one I had come in
through and another straight ahead of me. I could
hear his breathing. Smell his last meal – which
probably hadn't been in a week.
“Are you going to just skulk around there like a
worm or are you going to come and get me, rat
breath?” The challenge was improvised, but I felt it
was still pretty good.
There was a bellow, the likes of which I have
never heard from another source and which I know I
will never forget, in this life or the next. The
gemstones flashed and I saw a shadow. Another flash
made that shadow into his silhouette, dark and
powerful.
The next flash broke out of the usual rythm of
Pink, orange, blue, purple, brown, green and yellow. It
should have been blue, but instead, it was a deep, rich
red, the colour of blood and rage. Several of the
gemstones glowed black or white, amidst the blood. As
if by magic, he was standing in front of me. The
minotaur. Son of pasiphae, half-man, half-bull. He had
the head and lower legs of a bull, but from his knees
to his neck, he was all man. He wore a tunic which used
to be blue as the sea, but was now brown with dried
blood.
He held an axe many times the size of me. I
didn't want to think about the heads that had rolled
because of that axe. More than a just few of his
bovine brethren, probably. The twelve foot tall bull
demon lifted his axe and began to swing. The fusion
shield spoke to his axe as only a blocked killing blow
can.
The beast roared at me and swung his battleaxe
again. I stepped out of the way, rather neatly. The
axe embedded itself in the ground and rat-breath
attempted a punch at me. The fusion shield blocked
the impact, but I still went flying.
I stabilized myself with rocket boosters and
useless.
The minotaur turned and charged me again. This
time I didn't have to perform any kind of dodge. He
ran straight into the wall of the cave, right over the
circle of lava. His horns embedded themselves in the
wall and he vainly tried to pull them out. I walked
closer to him, being careful of the lava. He might be
able to run right over it, but I didn't have ironshod
hoofs and all that. As I walked closer, I saw his ears
twitching. I switched my arm back to normal and
leaped away, just in time. He planted his hooves firmly
on the lava and pulled himself out, springing towards
me like a jack in the box.
I managed to avoid the killer leap and landed a
few meters away from him. I was going to have to deal
with his ears, and fast. My arm saved me again. My
hand exploded into a loudspeaker. His ears would have
to be much more sensitive than a human's for him to
be able to use them to find his way around. That
meant I wouldn't have to dull my ears, which was
helpful. The noise of a siren would probably be enough.
The loudspeaker blared out a song and the minotaur
clutched his ears.
He lifted his head up to roar and I saw my
chance. I turned my arm to the superheated sword
Helena's notes
recovered.
“We're okay. Are you feeling okay?”
“I should be fine. Why?”
“Grab a hovercraft and take the rest of the
guard-bots with you. Now,”
“I should've stayed in bed,”
“But you didn't. Get moving,”
Soon enough, Rodriguez's fleet was attacking
the fortress. Somehow, Tom had managed to get the
guard-bots to fire at the fortress, and I was
controlling all the other guns.
The cannon on top of the oak shook. It did
something that looked like swallowing, and then
subsequently vomited out a boulder large enough to be
a hill. It barrelled down at an enormous pace, and was
inches from crushing the animals.
It stopped.
I could see all the golems straining under its
weight. The life tree did something and suddenly the
rock came alive. Huge legs popped out of it, as well as
arms twice the size of me. The new golem got to its
feet after its brief moment of crowd surfing.
All the birds were bombing the top of the
fortress with young pebble golems. Rodriguez's army
of craft were assisting. All the small creatures were
cookie.
“I think I have an idea of where I am,”
“Does it involve hordes of guards and lots of
fighting?” Rodriguez replied.
“Probably,”
“All the more fun for us,” Helena's laugh gave
me a warm, glowing feeling.
“So where do you think you are?”
“The next base,” Even Helena wouldn't have
described that as too imaginative. “There's something
else,” here goes...
“What is it, Eric?” Helena had that innocent
look on that always made me hate myself. Don't ask.
“I think your mother is here,” I looked straight
at Rodriguez. He was the one who was being ripped
apart by all this. Helena had taken it all in her stride.
“Okay. That makes things that little bit
harder,”
“So how do you plan on getting in?”
“The computer says that the next base is in
Newfondland. The plans say there's a window on the
second floor. Helena, you're bike diving from the
carrier -”
“Don't you think you'd be better at that,
considering what happened this afternoon?” Helena
interrupted him.
“Huh?”
“A giant metal dragon was about to snap his
lightwing, so he did a tail dive,”
“That was smart,”
“-I don't really care, I'm still alive, so obviously
it worked. Anyway, Helena, you're bike diving,”
“Whatever,” From behind Rodriguez's back, she
winked at me. Not being able to wink without
Rodriguez seeing me, I returned it with a smile.
“Eric, do you still have your bike?”
“It won't stop following me,”
“Well, you've got your getaway vehicle, then. Go
explore and figure out where my mother is. We'll
contact you in an hour,”
“Just a minute. How are you contacting me
now?”
“Long story short, it's your fault,”
“That's a little too short,” Whatever they were
using, I doubted it was actually a wormhole. Anyway,
the tear closed before I could pry out a detailed
answer. I wondered how they were going to contact
me again, but I didn't have time to ponder on this.
There was a lot of work to be done and not enough
workers.
I set my hoverbike to invisible and silent, then
changed the altitude so it was against the ceiling.
Then, I walked out the door, to find I had been in a
rather large supply closet. Interesting.
I walked down a few long grey corridors. What
was it with Eriana and grey?!
Suddenly I heard voices coming from around
the corner. I now had a choice. Face the guards and
risk an alarm going off, resulting in the package's
movement, or escape. The convenient vent made me
think option number two. I thought of a grapple
launcher, and immediately the arm turned into one.
I was just about to trigger it when I realised
the guards were too close. I switched on my armour's
stealth field and pressed myself against the wall. I
turned my arm into the its normal self and pressed
myself flat against the wall.
The guards walked past, chattering to each
other about wages, the morality of their job, social
possibilities, managers, overseers, The Boss and other
guardish stuff. I almost regretted killing them, they
seemed so normal. I said almost. One of the many
things my father had made me was a soldier. And
soldiers know when to switch between warm and cold.
remaining. Perfect.
I ordered Helena and Tom to cease fire.
Switching on the tractor beam, I watched as the
attack hovercraft were dragged towards the hangar
bay. I flicked a switch and they were emptied of
pilots. The hovercraft were brought into the hangar,
one by one and parked in the spaces where the
originals would have gone if we hadn't destroyed
them.
“Did you have fun taking all my kills?” Helena
strolled in, a bit more calm now.
“Oh, absolutely. Operation Extermination is
complete,”
good thing,”
“Whatever. Get moving,” I rolled my eyes. She
walked out, going to get ready.
I turned back to the screens and saw the
building looming up ahead. It looked like a fortified
bunker. It was in the middle of a large rectangular pit
and it was a big grey thing. It was three floors. The
first floor was hidden by the lip of the pit, as was
most of the second. The window Helena was going
through was the third from the right. It also
happened to be the first from the left. It was at
least two hundred, maybe three hundred feet across
with three window each for three floors. These crazy
scientist psychos like the odd bit of light once in a
while. Now why couldn't I keep a straight face when I
said that. Eric wouldn't've been able to conceal his
hysteria if he was arguing with blind guy. There was
gatling gun emplacements all over the place. God
forbid we could do this easily. I was glad the carrier
was on invisible.
I relayed this information to Helena and then
dispatched a few guard-bots to take control of the
defender hovercraft. I would've used attack, but they
can't go invisible. My life is full of tough choices, you
know?
match.
I returned to the rock. Or rather, where the
rock had been. There was a hole where it had been.
Similarly, all the features of the island had vanished.
No way was that good.
There was an almighty roar and a shape flew out
of the ground. The sand covering it fell off and I saw
that what I had mistaken for a rock was in fact the
tail of an enormous, metal dragon.
An enormous, angry, metal dragon.
eyebrows.
“I was going to say the Emerald Isle, but that
works,” She agreed.
“How long will it take us?”
“An extra hour, I'd say,”
“I'm going to get some sleep then. Watch the
kids,” I grinned. If looks could kill, my corpse would
have been found with three different look marks. I
briefly wondered why I bothered with company that
doesn't appreciate my humour.
would do.
he was the size of a family car. Now his necks are the
bigger than most freight trains,” It was true. The
thing was huge. It's heads were the size of the lead
train in a caravan of freight trains.
There comes a time in every crazy bio-
chemist's life where only a dragon will do. For Eriana,
that time was now. And the friendly dragon slayers
popping in were us. It was time to see how powerful
the dragon actually was.
The torpedoes shot. The gatling and machine
guns roared. The lasers whistled. Fat men shrieked. In
short we hit it with almost everything we had. Where
Ladon had been was a huge cloud of smoke. The area
surrounding the fortress was blackened. Not that it
had been pretty in the first place. Like the stronghold
of the evil witch is going to be pretty. I smiled.
My smile quickly faded as the smoke cleared.
Ladon was coming through it, looking rather angry.
And completely unhurt.
There was an almighty, earthrending roar and a
giant shape shot out from under us, like a bullet from
hell and careened into Ladon, sending him flying over
the horizon.
I grinned at our narrow brush with death. Far
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Rodriguez's dairy
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Helena's notes
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Eric's journal
I leaned over the controls, staring at the three
defender hovercraft floating towards us. From the
way they were moving, they looked like they were
simply on patrol.
“What is it?” Helena asked.
“A patrol. If we open fire now, we could give
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Rodriguez's diary
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Helena's notes
joined them.
Gigantos had engaged the his opponent, while
Crunchy was shooting it from a distance.
The two turtles reared up vertically and began
slapping each other with their wings. If the stakes
hadn't been so high, we all would've laughed. The
contest of parry and slap was simply comical.
Suddenly, Crunchy hit something. Something on
Gigantos. He had hit the turtle's weak spot. Gigantos
grabbed his opponent in an an all smothering embrace.
With shocked eyes, we watched as the heroic reptile
began to expand. The shell that had once saved my
life began to buckle as it struggled to contain the
deadly force of the reptilian death throes.
The two reptiles turned yellow, the colour of
their energy beams.
Gigantos exploded.
He blossomed into an all-engulfing shining orb.
Crunchy went flying, again. The walls of the fortess
completely fell down. The orb began to contract,
retreating into itself till it was tiny, then flying up
into the heavens.
The evil turtle was still there.
For a second, anyway. Then it combusted. It
burned for about a moment, before it was consumed.
said.
“To be honest, because I feel like it. To be
dishonest, I don't know,” Eric replied.
“Whatever that means,” I retorted. I'll save
you the boring details of how much we argued.
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Helena's notes
We walked on, Rodriguez at the front and Eric
watching the back. Ellen and Tom went in front of me
and I went behind them (if you didn't get that
already).
Suddenly Ellen stopped dead, her antennae high
in the air.
“Six guards, headed this way,” she said.
If the guards had been planning on ambushing
us, they had certainly got it wrong. Eric shredded one
with a machine gun and that made Rodriguez change.
He had clawed through all five of them before you
could even blink. It was only then that we began to
worry about whether the amulet was doing its job.
Rodriguez's lips curled in a snarl as he
struggled with his most deadly enemy yet: himself.
Slowly, but surely, he began to relax. When he was
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Eric's journal
As soon as we came into the room, Rodriguez
turned into a howling, furry whirlwind, scything
through guards like a storm of blades. I leaped around
the room, dismembering anything that got too close.