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Friday, June 11, 1993 The Forum of the University of Waterloo Engineering Society Volume XXI, Issue #3
The Special "I didn't need to pass my midterms, anyway" Issue
Page 2 The Iron Warrior
Friday, June II, 1993
Is This a Commercial or What?!?
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y, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?????
S MIDNIGHT ON TUESDAY
NIGHT AND I'M SIITING IN
FRONT OF A WATSTAR MACHINE
WITH CLIFFER TYPING A SPEW!!!!
CHRIST!!!! I NEED A LIFE!!! NO NEED
FOR THIS AT ALL!!!!
And now, Oiff just bestowed upon me
the information that the megaphone was
teefed (snagged, ripped, swiped, scoffed,
nabbed, taken, etc.) at some sailing event
or other two Saturdays ago. Excuse me
while I give him a much needed tuning.
(CRASH! BAM! BOOM!). So, if any of you
have found a megaphone in a position or
location (or both) where it does not usual-
ly appear, let us know. Please. I demand it.
RIGHT NOW!!
Okay, okay. On to serious business ...
The implementation of an electronic
mail system for the directors and class reps
is under way. Our off-term rep happens to
be working for the WatStar consultant's
office, and the word is that this system will
Ron Butler
3A Systems
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, gday. Many exciting things
to been seen and heard in this
issue's spew! So keep reading.
The 1st revision of the Safety Report has
been completed. For all you new viewers,
the Safete Report is intended to infonn the
administration of our opinions and feel-
ings on the issues of access and safety in
Engineering. The report states that our
major concern is the preservation of 24-
hour to engineering facilities. It also
outlines some of the ideas that came out of
the questionnaires and the two safety
meetings. This report was presented to the
~ of Engineering and the Engineering
Safety Committee on Thursday, June 10.
Feel free to stop by the Orifice to review
the document Much thanks to everyone
who contributed (especially my editor).
The ESSCO AGM is fast approaching!
The Engineering Student Society Council
of Ontario Annual Grand Meeting will be
held the weekend of July 23-25. Despite
SKJ's bitter review of student conferences
(see last IW), they happen to be a lot of fun
and a great way to meet engineers from
be ready for primary testing in a couple of
weeks. Look for details at the next Eng-Soc
meeting.
By the way, the Dean of this Depart-
ment is going to be at the meeting this
week (it will have gone by by the time you
read this) and bets for how long he will
expunge great ear-stuff will be taken at the
BBQ which was before the last meeting.
(Am I living in the past or what?). Oh boy.
I'm in rough shape here.
Next! Canada's Wonderland is almost
sold out and it isn't for almost another
month. God you guys must be getting
poor. Well, don't hold off the cash, Blue
Jays tickets are on sale too, and we want
YOU! The trip is on the July somethingth
so hurry up and get yer tickets.
Also, the Joint Council has been
reserved at the Pinery over at King and
something just north of Weber. Ask Oiff
for details. And, to avoid what happened
last tenn, there will be NO VaIING at the
Joint Council. This is unconstitutional and
induces a s l ~ l i k state in the attending
members of Eng-Soc.
Also, in case you haven't noticed ,there
are approximately 14 million ( 13.99999
million) posters up around the halls of
Engineering advertising the Semi-Formal
Come one, come more than one. The
theme is Midnight Magic, and tickets are
only an insignificant and miniscule $23
(this includes a meal to remember and a
free glass of Batch at midnight).
Oh, by the way, if anyone has com-
plaints about the programming of the TV
in POETS, come talk to myself or someone
other universities. Further information
about the AGM and other conferences will
be printed in up-coming issues of the IW,
or can be obtained from the Orifice. Appli-
cations to become a delegate to the AGM
are available in the Orifice, so fill yOUIS out
today!
If the FSSCO AGM is fast approaching,
then CANADA DAY is ... ah, faster
approaching? Every year for Canada Day
we run a Mini- Olympics for all the kids in
the world. Our Canada Day reps (Ange-
line Huang and Nic Hesse) are currently
figuring out all the activities we will be
running. As well, we've been invited to
take part in the local CANADA DAY
PARADE. SO! If you are going to be in
town for Canada Day, sign-up for the
Mini-Olympics and the Parade. Free t-
shirts and I""'S points for all!!!!
And now for the continuing saga of the
Ring Road/Off Road Classic ... Wouldn't
you know it! As soon as I get some volun-
teers, security pulls the plug on the Ring
Road Classic. Here's the scoop: Ring Road
is too busy for security to close it
for our bike race. A shame, but
what can a person do? In any <ase,
we'll plunge into the mud with a
fantastic Off Road Classic some:.
time in July. Keep an eye out for it
Volunteers are still more than wel-
come, and thanks to those who
have already come forward.
I would like to thank Batb Smith
for organizing the question and
answer period with John West-
lake. For those of you who missed
it, it was your big chance to talk to
the administration about the new
co-op system. But take heart, you
on the exec before approaching the Dean.
The programming shown on
last Friday was Prime Time Approved by
the people who are paid to censor televi-
sion, so there should be no reason to be
offended with the council or the POEfS
directors!
Video equipment is in! Eng-Soc has
temporarily acquired the Fed's video
equipment and it has been set up in that
little room just left of the WEEF room in
the POEfS corridor. The equipment con-
sists of a player, recorder, and editting con-
trol board (all VHS) with two screens and
also an Amiga 2roJHD (no Toaster).
Finally, the video camera in the Eng-Soc
office is available for use at Eng-Soc events
only with a deposit of $100 (to guarantee
safe handling). This can be taken out
through Cheryl in the Orifice.
Alright....E-mail System ... Dean ... Cana-
da's Wonderland ... Blue Jays .. .Joint Coun-
cil...5emi-Formal...needless interup-
tions .. Video Stuff...1 think that's it for
now ... maybe ... if I'm lucky ... Boom!
can read all about it in this issue of the lW.
And now ... by request ... a new feature
of VPX Spews!
GET TO KNOW YOUR VP!
Things I like (you can imagine the voice
of Jack Handey is reading this): I like
restaurants with the mini-jukeboxes that sit
right on your table. Like East Side Mario's,
you have to listen to the same songs night
after night, but at least you get to pick the
songs.
Things I like less: I hate toilet paper dis-
pensers that don't tum freely. I can't accept
that we can put a person on the moon, but
we can't dispense toilet paper.
I regret requesting people to talk about
my hair (see last issue of the IW). [Hi Ron,
Nice Hair! - ed.] Let that be a lesson to all
you potential "please- comment-on-my-
hair" people. I promise not to talk about
my hair anymore! [That's Ok, we'll do it for
you, Ron! - ex ed.]
VP Xtemporaneous - "I have to be, I'm
always late!"
R
Friday, June 11,1993
The Iron Warrior Page 3
Plyush Bhatnagar
3ASystems
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that time again. The IW editors are
doing a fantastic job of harassing all the
pIe from whom they want spews.
So, here it is!
For those of you who didn't go to the
Sbatford festival with us, you missed out!
We had a busload of semi-well dressed
engineers out trying to soak in some cul-
ture. And that's just what we did. The
modern version of "A Mid Summer
Night's Dream" quite innovative.
This was not my favourite Shakespearian
play, but I enjoyed myself nonetheless. I
think I speak for all who went that it was a
steal at $24.00. Thanks to everyone who
came out
Are you a thrill seeker? Do you like liv-
ing on the edge? If you answered yes to
either of these questions have I got an
opportunity for you! Come and jump out
of a plane at 3500 ft with me. We need a
group of 20 people (or more) to get a spe-
cial group rate at SWOOP (South Western
Ontario's Organization of Parachutists).
SWOOP is located in Grand Bend, and
take it from me, it is quite a sight when
you're gliding all the way down to the
ground. If you are interested in taking the
plunge, oontad: me or leave a message for
me in the Orifice. If we can get enough
people to go, I will arrange a skydiving
weekend sometime at the end of June or in
July (or even after exams if necessary!). So
if you've ever thought about it, tl1is is your
chance! Come on out for
the ultimate thrill!
If skydiving isn't your
thing, maybe watching a
ball game is. There are
still tickets left for the
Toronto Blue Jays vs the
Kansas City Royals game
at SkyDome on July 15th.
Tickets are only $12.50,
and that indudes admis-
sion as well as bus fare
there and back.
It looks like Canada's
Wonderland is already a
success and it's still a
month and a half away.
We have only got a hand-
ful of tickets left. If you
still want to go get your
hands on those last few
tickets!
Tickets for the Midnight Magic Engi-
nemng Semi-Fonna1 '93 are now available
in the Orifice for the low, low price of
$23.00. It is being held at Ruby's Dining
Lounge & Ballroom on Friday, July 9th.
Cocktails start at 6:30 p.m. and dinner will
be served at 7:30 p.m. 'This year's menu
should please everyone. Besides the other
rourses, for the main coun;e you will have
a choice between Breast of Chicken Supreme
and for all you vegetarians out there a tasty
Stir Fry. You will also have choice
between Black Forest Cake with whipped
cream and Bing d1erries and two pend! Crepes
with hot Gmnd Manlier Sauce. In addition
to the dinner there will a free round of
batch served to everyone and will be avail-
able at the bar for the rest of the night. If
you don't know how to get there or are
worried you won't be able to get back
home, fear not We will be running a shut-
tle bus to and from Ruby's. If you wish to
use this service it will cost you only an
additional $2 per person (to cover the oo;t
of the bus rental). This way we know
everyone will get back to campus safely.
When you buy your tickets in the Orifice,
make your dinner choices, your trans-
portation choices as well as signing a
playlist with up to three of your favourite
songs that you wish to hear that night. Get
your tickets soon because this will be one
party you do not want to MISS!!!!!
We will be having two multicultural
days in July. The first day will be a Home-
land Fashion Day. Just wear some funky
traditional threads and earns BIG-TIME
P"'S points. The second day will be a mul-
ticultural food festival day. We want to
transfonn the Cl'H foyer into an interna-
tional food fair. We want to have finger-
foods from around the world with all pro-
ceeds going to charity. 1'm going to need a
wr of help on this project from as many
people as possible. We need lots of chefs
to come out and displays their culinary tal-
ents. So come on out and be proud of
where you come from and tead1 everyone
else what you're all about!
\,yestmount Place Pharmacy
50 Wcstrnounl Rd. N.,Waterloo. ONT
OPEN DAILY
Sundays & Holidays
9am - 10pm
11am- 9pm
WE ACCEPT U of W STUDENT HEALTH PLAN
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t, about chainsaws,
etc. The reason we no
longer include lovely
little cartoons about
s
o, here's the lesson in reality -
"Money = Power", or "$=P" for
those of you who like symbols. Sinre
the IRON WARRIOR costs about $4 to $5
thousand a tam we need as much adver-
tising as we can get in Older to cover costs.
I am not going to debate the relative merits
of Mr. Ralph. nor the age old concepts of
freedom of the press. The press is only free
as long as someone is footing the bill.
As far as direct finance matters are ron-
cemed, we're alright, fm collecting on old
invoices that weren't paid from last terIn.
and you can expect a very nasty report
about Phil's Place if I don't receive a
cheque by the next IW issue. Your illustri-
ous president and I will be meeting with
the Dean in order to discuss an accounting
position for Engsoc and what it
" would entail. I'm just going to be
'\.sure it doesn't entail my failing
""out.