Friday, October 9, 1998 The Newspaper of the University of Waterloo Engineering Society
Engineers Under the Big Top
BY IAN POLLOCK AND MEGHAN TERNOWA Y CircusEng Directors T iS the season to be busy. Midtenns are fast approaching, labs are in full gear, and there are countless other activities, teams, and clubs that ask for our time. It's with these things in mind that] sit in amazement at how special the after- noon of Saturday, October the 3rd was. On that cold, cloudy morning, about forty engineering students gathered in CPH foyer to prepare for the first annual Circu Eng, not knowing what exactly was in store for them that day. 1 think al l were glad they had participated by the time the day was through. Let me preface the detail s of the day by saying that CircusEng was designed to be a Fall Term counterpart to both the Bus Push and the Canada Day celebration. Meghan Ternoway and myself were gi ven the ta k of creating and organising some kind of new event, which became a "circu. Engineer COllquers Fire: Oli Dumetz swal- lows fire for the kids. photo by: AlI(lrew Hmely [nnocellt Bystanders: These children were showil1g off their crafts from the day before the pic- ture was dominated by the group of Bozos. photo by: Andrew Hmely without the animals", appropriately named CircusEng. The fundrai ing would benefit the Rotary Children's Centre in Waterloo, with the event also being held there for the children who use the Centre's services. To raise money there was a night at the Bombshelter on Wednesday, September 30th, w ~ r we were permitted to selJ raffle ticket for prizes donated by local vendors. ]n addition to the raffle, POETS beer was on tap for the first time outside of POETS, with all the profits going to the Centre. I think everyone pre- sent would agree that the night wa quite a success, thanks in part to A-Soc' own (see "Clowning Around", page 2) Douglas Wright Sign Unveiled UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO NEWS BUREAU W ATERLOO, Ont. - Douglas Wright, the Univer ity of Waterloo's first dean of engi- neering and a former pre ident, was hon- oured Thur day, October 1 with a b4.iJ.l;1iag in his name. The Engineering I building, the fir t academic building at UW, is now officialy the Douglas Wright Engineering Building. Ceremonies to officially rename the building after Wright, UW' president emeritu who was the univer ity's third pre ident from 1981 to 1993 and a] 0 the first chair of civil engineering, began at 2 p.m. Among those who gave tribute to Wright were James Downey, UW presi- dent; Val O'Donovan, UW chancellor; and Sujeet Chaudhuri, UW's new engineering dean. Proud Sigl/age: The Douglas Wright Engineering Building sign sils comfortably at the renovated entrance to UW's oldest buildil1g. plwto by: Andrew .Timely Wright, who remains a faculty mem- ber in the Department of Systems Design Engineering, also spoke. He then unveiled a portrait of himself, a plaque and the building' sign. The building was offi- cially opened on December 3,1958 by then- premier Leslie Frost. It was originally called the Chemistry and Chemical Engineering Building. Later it became Engineering I, the first of several numbered build- ings in the Faculty of Engineering, and today it till houses the chemical engineering department. UW registered its first 74 students on July 2, 1957. Volume 22 Issue 13 UWHonours IMAX Founder UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO NEWS BUREAU W ATERLOO, Ont. - The dri- ving force behind the innova- tive IMAX giant screen technology is among those receiving University of Waterloo honorary degrees at fall convocation on Saturday, October 24. Honorary degrees will be awarded to: Prof. Michael Corballi ., director of the Research Centre for Cognitive Neuroscience, University of Auckland, New Zealand; Prof. Archie Hamielec, founding director of McMaster Univer Hy's Institllte for Polymer Production Technology; Robert Kerr, founder of the IMAX Corp.; and Prof. Jacquelyn Thayer Scott, president and- vice-chancellor of the University College of Cape Breton. Scott, an expert on the role and func- tions of voluntary organizations and char- ities, will receive a Doctor of Laws at convocation for applied health sciences and arts graduates, stUiting at 10 a.m. in th Ph 'i aJ ctiviti . wi give the convocation address. Corballis, a statistician and professor of psychology who has made major con- tribution to the understanding of brain- behaviour relation. , will also receive a Doctor of Law, at the morning "onvoca- tion ceremony. At the afternoon se sion for graduates in engineering, environmental studies, independent studies, mathematics and sci- ence, Hamielec, one of the founding (see "Big Screell Degree", page 5) In This Issue ... Letterfrom the Editor . ........... . 2 News and Information ........... 2-3 The Way We Were ................. 3 The Big Picture . . . . . . . . . . . . ...... 4 Take a Zhance . . . . . . . ........... 4 On the Soapbox. . . . . . . ........... 5 Ketchup ........................ 5 Arts ......................... 6-7 Science & Technology ........... 8-9 Executive Reports ............. 10-11 "If you don't know where you're going, you probably aren't going to get there." - Unkown Origin 2 News & Information The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9, 1998 (continued from page 1) president DJ AI, but also to Bomber staff and management, and all in attendance. The highlights from Saturday includ- ed performance by Acapel Eng, and the Beirdo Brothers (children's entertainers from the K-W region). The chi ldren par- ticipated in crafts, side walk chalk colour- ing, and a costume dress-up. There were face painters, story tellers, clowns, and Clowning Around jugglers. And of course, Oli's mas- terful performance kept the crowd enthralled despite the cold afternoon air. There was no charge for anyone in attendance, and coffee, lunch, and donuts were also provided. To all the volunteers, we tip our hats to you. Without you the day would not have been possible. Tn total $525 was raised, and most Sweet Heat: With the cold snap, barbecuillg gave way to hand warming for the volunteers. Send in the clowns: Karen Lai adds the filial touch at the face-painting booth. photo by: Andrew Hately phoro by: Alldrew Hat ely importantly, the foundation was laid for the future of CircusEng. This event has a lot of potential, and we look forward to seei ng it grow and progres. Saturday wa quite cold, but I know everyone there will agree with me when that the smil es /Tom the children kept us warm. Opening the Flood-gates S eptember 25 marked the return of the decennial edition of the Iron Warrior colour your own pages. Initiated in ]988, the Iron Warrior colouring section provided an ======="""i'I ing students away from desk doodling in outlet for creaLive doodling. The original intent of these pages was to veer engineer- by Alldrew Hately the of the engi- neering lectllre hal . This honoured tradi- tion seemed to cause some confusion among Iron Warrior readers and the edito- rial board has decided to review the tradition and may di contin- ue it in the future. 9 The organizers of CircusEng would like to thank: 8eirdo Brothers, St, John Ambulance, Subway, Little Caesar's Pizza, Casey's, McGinnis Front Row, J, Gatto's, Kinko's, Mel's Diner, Blue Dog Bagels, TCBY, Mongolian Grill, Cineplex Odeon, Sunshine Express, Harvey's, Fox and Pheasant. Tim Hortons, Northern Bagel in Cambridge, Arrow Distributors, Coca-Cola, C & D, J.M. Schneider's, Sparks Communication Events Van, Kidz Printz, Gold Crown Brewery, Bombshelter, Paper Factory, and Praxair. On a more revolutionary note, the Iron Warrior will be online starting with this issue. You can find the Iron Warrior , web edition at http://www.eng. uwater- loo.ca/groupliwarrior. Taking the news- paper online has been a goal of the Iron Warrior for several terms. Thanks to the efforts of Piero Brigneti and Jessica Lee, Volllme 22, Issue 13 will mark the begin- ning of the web edition. This issue also marks the beginning of some new columns in the paper. Darren Jenkins brings music reviews to the Arts section and Jasen Higgins adds some nos- talgia to the paper with "The Way we Were." With the increased interest in advertising for the Iron Warrior, we will be agressively seeking submissions in arti- cles. The rest of the editorial staff, Jaime Tiampo and Phong Loi, have assured me that they would only resort to verbal abuse and "Full Metal Jacket" recruiting speech- es in phase 1 of the Iron Warrior content drive. The deadline for the Benyon Memorial writing award is al 0 approach- ing. I encourage you to focus on your def- inition of engineering ethics and apply them to thi term's topic, "I the Davis Centre a good ymbol of the human values engineering should represent in our soci- ety?" Submi sions for this award must be received before November 5, 1998. Corrections NASA denies that it is the source of the UFO image on Page 1 of the September 25, 1998 issue of the Iron Warrior. A senior NASA official, who asked to remain anonymous, stated "that no UFO has ever been photographed by NASA." According to NASA, the picture appears to be a "weather anomoly." Mia Lafontaine was not spelled correctly on page 5 in the same issue.
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The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9, 199 News & Information 3 From the ANNALS of the ENG FILES H Uhhhh, heh, heh, he aid ANNAL hmph, yeah, ARE YOU THREAT- ENING ME?" "Shut up Buttmunch." Buttmunch indeed, omething we should alJ avoid becoming. But it' just so hard to think ahead and avoid what we might do. A such, we should look to the past Ie t we make asse of ourselve in the same manner twice. To that end, let us delve into the past and in doing 0, learn from what has been done well , and what not so well by our engineering society. Digging deep into Dean's storage, in the bowels of engineering we sift through the minutes of old EngSoc meetings, now entering the ANNALS of the ENG FILES. We turn back the pages to a simpler time, a time when network Tetris wa grinding business in the Orifice to a halt. A time when Professor entered tricycle races for charity and the Gong Show was popular even though the pub of the arne name was not. A time when there was controversy of the hooded Tool bearers and suggestions were taken to cover EL with a tarp to protect all from it's ugliness. Well, not everything has changed. The year 2000 was st ill over a decade off and Y2K was nothing but a misprint. Purple dye was condoned and so was the drawing of blood. In fact, the winter ' 9 There was outrage acros. arnpu. in March of 19 a blood drive amazed the FEDS wi th an impres i e 348 unit collected. Kool-Aid boat racing was the order of the day that summer for the 50 000 or 0 kid & par- ent that took part in Canada Day. There i no record, howev- coop fee' Went from 250 to 320! Litlle er, if the sugge tion "teach 'em young spike the stuff!" was e er acted upon. But in tho e day , the real boat racing was pon ored by Brick Brewing and co t a mere $22.00 and $12.00 for men and women respectively so they probably could have sprung for a bottle or twO of alcohol. The late 80s saw the end of Engineering brief "Home of the Rigid Tool" and the days of the Campu Wide Beer Brewing Contest were also num- bered. The Winter Carnival with its three legged snow soccer, snow golf, polar plunge and square dance was another casualty of the 90s. But let's not be too harsh, with the 90s came a new era in POETS, enforced no smoking and the big screen TV that we still enjoy today. The Way We Were.". by Jasen Higgins fanfare, however, greeted the , ociet fee movin 0- from 8.50 to lO.50, a mo\'e appro ed by 94% of eligible vot- er . But in the meet- ing where the word of the day was "WEENIE", not everything was going up. A motion to cover a nortion of legal co ts went down 14 to 8. The indi- vidual was charged with tealing a road ign in the Frosh Scunt of '88 and had to cover the $500 himself. The POETS Challenge in Ma of '88 recorded a ingle day consumption of 32 ca es of beer with the top class consuming in excess of l50 brews. Surpri ingly everyone wa well behaved and the only casualty was a broken window cau ed by bar service when they rammed a window in their ha te to bring more beer. The, e events were soon water under the bridge, however. It seems that Dean Bill didn't like people going to things like inter iew and the high volt.age lab all heffed up on goofball s. Rock and Roll Wedne day were fa hionable in October of 1988 a were the like. of Viciou Polyester. They were the Engineering Society' proud purveyors of Rock and/or Roll at Fed Hall on Feb 27, 1987. Everyone ther wa DANCE, DA CE, DANCT 'to tunes by the likes of Bad Company, CCR, Alice Cooper, Slade. teppenwolf and Zepplin. 1987, the 100th anniver ary of Engineering in Canada, the univer ally proclaimed "Year of the Engineer" and a year of tragedy at UW. There was doubts as to whether thc cour'e critique were being taken , eriously by the student, di - appearing chairs from CPH and Needle. Hall got the Dean's attention and POETS was dry. Yes indeed, the whole winter term was \ ithout the loving caress of amber ales whcn the licensing company was too backlogged to proce s the liquor appl icalion. Trickling down through the mid- eightie , the Apple Macintosh was brand new and laser printers were gaining accep- tance. but only slowly at $0.20 a copy. Some guy killed the fish at a certain spe- cial event but that's a story for another day. Next issue, the ANNALS marches down to the 70s back when our beloved frosh were nothing but a glimmer. The 2001 Odyssey Worthy of A Sequel BY DILINY DE ALWIS 2B Chemical Engineering The month, m r. w a , humankind experienced an incredi- ble event that has left many speechless and in awe. The MIS of Earth (55 pH@ PrV=RTs) held a conference to end all intergalactic war. The conference was greatly succes fut. Seven delegations from seven sectors of the universe partici- pated. Of those seven, six remained by the end of the night. Of those ix (though the seventh was orely missed), three were chosen. And of those three, one. The original seven delegations crash landed on Earth. They consisted of "The little brown men from Uranus" CIA assort- ed - ] A ElCom), "Baby Systems" (LA Sy terns), "Compulsive Gamblers" (off- stream 3A Comp), "Watt the Flux" (2B Elec), "The Last Starfighters" C2A Comp - Chips Ahoy & 2B Systems - SydeFX), "X- Treme" (Mathematics), and finally "HAL's Angel's" (Assorted Eng and 2 Arts). The first meeting of the delegates at MIB(SCUNT GODS). Queen Gazoo (Ajoa Mintah) d the ceremony with her tran lator Sh'pabs (Cara Startek). T gelher, th e Lruded Lh informaLion needed about each delegation. X- Treme presented Queen Gazoo with their 'holiest of Ito I 's' a Pink Tie. Watt thl' Hux d 'cided to catch a 'fat pervCtt' for pn'Sl'\1 tat ion to the GODS. The Little Brown Men from Uranus prt' sented the ,aDS with their of a full moon. The Last Starl'ighters r the creation of invention and thought. A gift of a ''Toy'' was offered to a Goel hy tht! Bahy Systems followed by a ball -t per- formance that is as yet unrivaled. The Compulsive Gamblers pro- vided the Gods with a quiz show . game. Finally, as the cereluonics . partlc- came to a close HAL's Angels IpanTS resorted to desperate measures to draw the attell- d d h' r liol7 of SCUI!I Gods pilolll cOlltribllted by: Di/illy De Alwis appeare an prescnted l Clr a len species landing on Earth via a fan- Opening Ceremonies resulted in an tastic outdoor performance. unprecedented battle to please the From that point, the delegates were given their missions and set on their way. The enthusiasm and creativi ty put together throughout the evening by all the teams served to impress the Gods and to add lmmow' lind fun 1.0 the U T in "enera\. HQ visits for the God. was yef ag in a thrilling experience. However, by 3am a disapPl':Ilillll'l' on:lIlTl'd. S Wt'rL' no "hl!lt' 111 Iw found . ,\t fusl the well' ,tUtlilL'\I that an ;tl'llIal alicn ahductlo!l of LllI cntile tl'lltll could OCellI'. BUllll'VCllh 'less, SeLlNT wl'nl Oil. The night endcd with IUd:s as the victor. rill'Y proved III be the team who were mosl enthllsiastic and wild through to tIll' end or Ih' night. Second and Third placcs were more diffi cult to decide. X Trcllll' Wll\ awarded SCc- ond place alld Tht: Last StmtighlCrs received third. The S UNT Gods were pleased. The SCUNTers were pleased. The MIS stepped down and handed the SCUNT Trophy to HAL's Angels. A new era of SCUNTing has begun. Thanks again to all of the participants in the SCUNT. Are you tired of taKing other people's bull? Stand out in the herd. Send your thoughts and articles to:
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4 Opinion The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9, 1998 Is the STY writing contest written well? I n today's computer saturated world, the interaction between science, tech- nology and values is the becoming increasingly signifi- cant to the member of society. Technology need an ambassador to society, but more importantly, to the stu- dents that will ulti - mately be at the leading edge of tech- nology. In 1984, the Centre for Society, Technology and Values (CSTV) was estab- lished and si nce 1991 , has been located within the Systems Design Engineering department. CSTV explores interaction among areas such as human values, mod- ern technology, culture and the structure of society. STY courses promote a critical awareness of the interactions of human values, modern technology and the struc- ture of society. However, CSTV has Take a Zhance By Zhan Huaft Zlwu 'l.hzhou@engmail recently committed two major flaws. In both the spring and fall term of 1998, CSTV offered the "Benynon Memorial Humanitarian Award" to the best article addressing a current science related dilemma in society. In the spring term, the topic of discussion was: "Technology is becoming obsolete at an increasingly rapid rate. What is the impact of accelerating obsole cence on the quality of life for members of society?" Environmental Gadgets A n international inventions fair was held in London, England last week. Some of the notable inven- tions included a disposable bib for adult , self-heating meals, a hair-cutting method using part of a beer bottle, a labour-saving shaving brush, and a vacuum pump alter- native to Viagra. Meanwhile, the hole in the Earth's ozone layer has grown to its largest size ever this year. Combined with the many other _ forms of environmental devastation taking place, it appears that we are heading down a path to inevitable self-destruction. So why is it, that given our predica- ment, we always turn our focus instead to email-capable phones, talking wristwatch- es, and self-raising toilet seats? Why arc these gadgets so much more intriguing to us than the health of our home p.lanet? It seems as if we prefer "neat-o" rather than "bravo". It all comes down to cOllvenience. Most things in this world u. ually follow the path of least resistance; people are no different. Gadgetry tends to make life eas- ier for many people. In the current state of our society, however, it is not yet conve- nient to care for the environment all the time. These days, people must generally go out of their way if they wish to be plan- et-friendly; hence mo t of us make some sort of compromise between the environ- ment and convenience. We all recycle. We don't litter as much as we used to. But how many of us buy energy-efficient light bulbs? How many of us have composters? How many of us use public transit exclusively? The answer: not enough of us. The simple fact is that it's too much of a hassle to do all these things. And if we aren't enthusiastic about doing these things, then companies won't be enthusiastic about investing money to develop these things. Hence the key is to provide incentives for being environmentally friendly. If people prefer to use environmentally friendly products, then companies will prefer to make them. Prices for these products would fall. and soon the good habits will be entrenched in our lives. The trick is to find ideas that merit both a "neat-o" and a "bravo" at the same time. In the past, the United States gov- ernment came up with such an idea. They held a conte t, offering a multi-million dollar grant to the company that manufac- tured the best energy-efficient refrigerator. The end result? Millions of dollars were invested into energy research, and all new The Big Picture By Raymond Ho refrigerators are now highly energy- efficient. If this can be done with refrigera- tors, could it not be done with cars? During the past summer, one of the worst ..air quality readings in history was recorded in several Ontario cities. This occurred in May, when ummer had not even officially started. One of the main contributors to this was automobile exhaust. So why not reward an automo- bile manufacturer a large amount of gov- ernment funding in return for designing the best natural gas or electric car? The financial return, combined with the mas- sive amount of publicity the winner would receive, is more than enough to justify the research and development costs involved. In reality, the situation may not be as sim- ple a this, bu t the principle behind the idea definitely has ome value. Rather than waiting for other people to think of solutions, we should be active- ly competing with one another to develop the best solution. We must use our capi- talistic, money-driven society to the envi- ronment's advantage. Although thi will depend on government action, engineers can make a major push in the right direc- tion with their own initiative. If we start now, as students, to think about environmental issues in terms of "bravo" in addition to "neat-o", then in the future it is assured that great stride will be made with regard to our environment. Many great ideas will be born. If people like gadgets, then why not create some environmental gadgets? How about a worm-filled compo ter with a digital read- out, that also talks to you when you open it? This may be a little far-fetched, but at least it's a start; if we keep trying, then sooner or later, somebody will think of something that catches on. When you have a successful idea, everyone will try to copy it, and this kind of competition can only do good for the environment. For thousands of years. our innova- tions have Controlled nature. To ensure our continued existence. we should begin 31lowing nature to control our innovations. You will probably have to read it a few time before it even make any sense whatsoever. For this current fall term, the topic is: "Is the Davis Centre a good symbol of the human values engineering should rep- resent in our society?" Read it again. Now read it again. If you try to make sense of the above tate- ment before continuing, I fear that you will never finish reading my article so I ask you to continue. r thought the mission of the Centre for Society, Technology and Values was to make technology more approachable. Complex technology is constantly being presented to a society not yet mature enough to handle it. If these two contest topics are any indication of CSTV, I fear for everyone who takes an STY course. I fear that students are being taught to be cryptic and unclear. I fear that tudent will have a false sen e of superiority because they can talk technical hogwash. According to the CSTV web page (sail.uwaterloo.ca/-c tvwww/), -<the Centre is growing rapidly and now erves more than 400 undergraduate student each year." These contests are an Outlet to the public to show the mis ion of CSTV Instead, they waste an enormous opportu- nity by presenting two very poorly worded topics. There should be a bigger prize for the person who can actually decipher what the topic is actually asking. With all this being aid, r still do encourage you to submit an entry into the contest. A firm understanding of social implications is a defining factor of a good engineer. How Rich Are You? BY ANDRE BRISSON 4A Civil Engineering Work Term Submission to the Iron Warrior O nce we graduate from Engineering here at Waterloo we are going to enter the real world and earn some money. Being engineer, we will earn more than the average per- son. Some of u may become millionaires and make a tremendous amount of money. Money, money, money, and more money. That is all I hear from people here in Waterloo. The m a j n i ~ of tbe pe0- ple in the engineer- ing program are here for one reason: Earn money, become rich! Rich. Say it: Rich. relatives was as strong a their own. When someone was in need they were there to lend a hand, time, and money (even though they did not have much). There was always an effort to meet each other once a week. The Atchisons beJieved that all you need in life was your family and everything else was a bonus. You don't have to be related to the Atchisons to be considered family. Their friends were treated as brothers and is- ters, their elders were treated as parents, and myself was treated a a son when I lived there. I now l1ave another fami to add to my mos aic of Family and I was added to theirs. What is being rich? ______________ _ They are happy with what they've got. Most of us want more. The more we People believe rich is directly proportional to the abundance of currency. What do you think? Is this . true? For my 3B work term I was in Owen Sound. I boarded with a family who took me in and only wanted money for food. The Atchi ons were the richest family I have ever met. They were a family of three: mother, father, and daughter. Richer than my family. They had every- thing they needed. Now you are wondering if they were 'Rich' as per currency terms? Nope. This family was rich because they had them- selves and their family and friend. The income that the Atchisons had was not phenomenal to our tandards. The income was phenomenal to their own standards without comparing it to others. The money they have is enough to live life to the fu Uest. The relationship they had between themselves was open, loving, and honest. They always told themselves what hap- pened that day in detail. I was there for two weeks and I knew their life story because nothing was a secret in that house. Open communication, open mind, and open arms; a cure for healthy relation- ships. No one made a decision, which affected the family by themselves. The family discussed the issue and would come to a consensus. This family was a clo e knit. They relied on each other for support, guidance, and comfort. Family to the Atchisons did not only include them, it included their relatives: brothers, sisters, parents, cousins, aunts, and uncle. Their relationShip with their have the better off'we are. If that is how you think then stop and listen to how stu- pid that is. Who are you competing with? Who are you trying to impress? The Atchisons did not compete with anyone. Life is not a competition. We 311 end in the same manner, death. All they were concerned about was what they had and how to make the best of it. If money is all you are concerned with, think about this. To earn all that money you will have to work ridiculous hours, which will not allow too much free time to enjoy life. Is that what you want? If this is your course of action expect to live life alone. By working ridiculous hours, your family or maybe a husband or wife may, grow tired and leave. Ask yourself what will make you happy in life. Think about this seriously. If you are thinking of a BMW, mansion, expensive this and that, I feel sorry for you. You will be money rich but poor in life. Is that what you really want? The morale to this story is that being rich is appreciating what you have with no guilt or shame. Appreciate your family and friends, and know that if you fall . someone will be there to pick you IIp. Live life and be happy. You can't tell me that it won't work because I have seen it and experienced it. If you still don't believe me, let's go to Owen Sound and I will introduce you to the Atchisons. The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9, 1998 Opinion 5 How stocks make you money in a nutshell. Big Screen Degree W hy doe the tock market go up? A) Because of inflation. B) Because of interest rates. C) Because it is the will of Thog, the sun god. Zero for three, Einstein. Over the long term, stocks go up for one reason alone: earnings growth. A stock is like a bond. Most bonds periodically return a fixed amount of money, which is expressed as a percentage of the bond's initial price. The present value of a bond can be calculated by di - counting its future income to present value. Similarly, the market, which is the sum total of people who buy and sell secu- rities on a public exchange, discounts the expected earnings of a company to deter- mine what they believe to be the fair pre- sent value of a particular stock. When earnings growth is anticipated, it's dis- counted and added to the current value of the stock. If earnings don't go up, then the price of the stock won't increase. Everything comes back to earnings: market share, brand name, new technologies, etc. That's why there are so many ana- lysts. Day and night they make earnings estimates. Of course, they all disagree (if they didn't, then you wouldn't need as many) ; Weavers Arms that' why the market' not tat i c . Ketchup Take for e ample (conti1lued from page 1) E eryone is in their own little world a to how much a stock is worth. Prices go up, stocks look b . Ian "Tien Micro oft (M Ff), which trades today at 106.3125US, on earning. of 1.67 per hare. The PIE fathers of polymer engineering, will re eive a Doctor of Engineering. He will d Ii er the convocation address; the cere- mony begin. at 2 p.m. ratio in thi , ca L 65.91. Thi i incredibly high. I 1=======;;;1.1 pump in over a hundred buck into the company Kerr, who e trailblazing TMAX tech- nology won an award from the Academy of Motion Piclllre Arts and Science for ience and technical achievement in 1997, will receive a Doctor of Law ,at the afternoon se . ion. overvalued, people tart to ell. Price go down, stocks look cheap, and people tart to buy. Who' right and who' wrong? When hould you get in? When should you get out? A company's price to earning ratio (PIE) is a quick way to tell if a particular company is trading at an attractive price. Take the current market price of a stock and divide it by its annual earnings. The lower the result the better. Attractive PIE ratios differ from indu try to industry, but as a rule of thumb, anything over 30 is expensive. If a company's PIE is inflated, there better be a good reason for it. Otherwi e, you could have front row seats to watch a rather precipitous decline. Boom! Pow! Zarn! Fireworks aside, there are good stocks out there with high PIE ratios. They tend to offer less tangible margins of safety- brand name, market share, stable sources of income, and the like. ....; (/) ._9- _ Weaver's is located _I-- in the WCRt Student 1: Housing Complex a. and Billy G spit out a buck ixty-. even of profit every year. Regardle s, the stock has been ri ing since time began; over the past 12 month it's nearly doubled. Why? Because Microsoft continue. to grow it's potential for earning. It' an expensive buy from a PIE per pective, but historically Micro oft's- performance has been out tanding. Now onto a more reasonably priced company: ATl Technologies (ATY.T). Trading today at 12.20 on earnings of 63 cents per hare. ATI i a brand name, its earnings are expected to grow, and it got a big piece of market share. At a PIE of 20.80 it look like quite a value buy. What's not a value buy? How about Apple Computers (AAPL)? It' got a PIE of 381.25. Enough said. Does that mean Apple won' t triple in price by next year? No, it means that for your thirty-eight dol- lar share, Apple earns ten cents a year. More on growth stocks another day. Point of this article: Faith in earnings growth moves the market. Also at con 0 ation, the title "Honorary Member of the University" will be awarded to a retired chemistry fac- ulty member, Prof. Doreen Brisbin. Bri bin is a fonner associate dean of undergraduate studies for UW's faculty of cience and an ex-advisor to the vice-pres- ident on academic human resource . As well, the title of "Distingui hed Profe sor Emeritus" will be presented to a retired UW faculty member, Prof. Gordon Nelson, a highly regarded ecologist, plan- ner and policy maker across Canada.
IS NOW ONLINE http://www.eng.uwoterloo .co/group/iworrior My Mother is an Alien cienti sts researching pl anetar y for- mation have stumbJed upon a remarkable theory; planets arc born from the Wil . Small particle!> of atoms ranging from hydrogen to iron arc continuously ejected from the sun. Over a period of millions of years, the particles (known as 'dust') tIrc attracted by gravitational force!'> and even- tually form a rock-like planel. The theory was developed after it was observed that planets arc spiraling slowly away from the sun. There is evidence that a prehistoric Earth may have ! can't possibl y comprehend why so many people believe in On the Soapbox by /';t""'(' MI'I/(ml vampires, ghosts, ,I\lrolo ,llld !l),Y (' hk ahililll'\ wlll"tl t Ill'fl' I IIIl t'OIlCH:1l' idclll'l.: III ,upport Do they lion e-.tly think that hy hl'lll'ving hurd t'lloliph ghmls will ... lal"! walkillg Ihl' land. It t\O('slJ'l IIdp when there arc "0 llJany groups who want to deceive you. For e ampl., psychic hot- lines try to lend crcdihilily to th ir so called profession by regularly telling us that the American governllll.!nt has spent had an <llmos- phere composed of mostly carbon- dioxide much like "By being open-minded you let in all the crap. J11 i II ions or dollars on psychic research. While it is trlle that the resc.lrch was done in hopes to gain intelli- gence about their Russian enemies, the Wouldn't it be better to be Venus. There is filtered-minded ... " also evidence that Mars may have --------------- "psychics" forget to had large oceans and polar ice caps much like the Earth today. A newly formed plan- et will take approximately 8 billion years to reach the radial distance of Pluto, the outermost planet. Coincidentally, the sun i also approximately 10 billion old indicating that Pluto is most likely the first planet to be created by the sun. Does the theory sound believable? If you answered 'yes', you've just been duped because I concocted the theory with the sole purpose of deceiving you. You shouldn't believe everything you hear or read. OUf lives are con. tantly invaded by theories not supported by substantial evi- dence. These theories are like viruses for the mind and humans don't seem to pos- sess many defenses for such crap. The theories I'm referring to can be found in pseudo-scientific beliefs, religion, and sometimes even in science. mcntion the research found no evidence in support of psychic ability. Another exam- ple is Jack V.1I1 Impc who'll have us believe that the world is coming to an end and the only way to save yourself is to fear God and buy his video cassette. Yet anoth- er example arc the man-made circles in farmer's fields but TV specials still refer to them as authentic proof we are visited by aliens. Truth doesn't sell anymore. What really pisses mc off, however, is that I am frequently charged for not being open-minded. By being open-minded you let in all the crap. Wouldn't it be better to be filtered-minded by filtering the infor- mation you receive with hard facts? Some dubious statements can be harder to spot then others but a little questioning on our part is not unreasonable and it may even be the responsible thing to do. 6 Death Stalker They say she is like death. Silent and dark. Untouchable, she can not be claimed. Time is a factor she becomes old. Death Stalker awaits. The sun shines bright; on a fallen day. Day loses meaning a it is not here. Quiet yet burning the pas- ion of the innocent burn into the substance of her moonlight in ides. Words un poken; thoughts hidden. She is not here yet always here as well. Alone she remains in the eyes of disdain. Never to walk in the light but the shade. Nothing done well; she gives up in shame. Dwelling on mistakes made before thi s clay. The moment is all yet, nothing. It has passed yet all ha. changed. The Night Stalker stalks. She follows his shade. Death is wclcome to end suffering and shame. She shaU talk to no one for no one talks to her. Fear and unpower negate feelings. She is alone; will always be so. Powers grow weak. There is no real home. Til home bc found, and silence exposed to denial of fear of timely unknown. Stalkers are stall ed as light shines true down to the earth from the glow of the moon. She is stil l unsure, wary and shy but rLlns from the Stalker of Death that hides nearby. The shadows are empty no longer are full. Freeing the evil of illusion from truth. Time still waits not for she ages too. But change is now welcomed and has banished loneliness and woe. The moon shines on down as the wind through trees blow. Taking the wretched and cleaning the snow. Though there are sufferings andorrows in this world; the beauty of truth shines through night like the moon. The stars too shi ne; hopes and wishes come true. lmagery is life; happy thoughts float true. Never to be stalked by Death Stalker shalt not be, but sweet holidays freedom give new. And a new age begins, like new moon' s belts does it ring. Si lence is banished as forest sound awakes. The moonlight shines on all, and all are enli ghtened. Sounds of joy and mer- riment; all is forgiven. Time stands still; she lives the moment now, Happy to live; at the Stalker she frowns. Faeries alight on golden wind held wings. The era last spoke, is all and a little broke. Death Stalker has returned, and in darkness he awaits. She is surrounded by dark, the false light extinguished, and a new glow appear in her heart . Although Death Stalker may come, she need not run. The warmth of the glow, fades illusion and misgivings. he i. now one with her heart, her bod , and mind. Death Stalker run to catch up, for he i. behind. She is free from tor- ment, and free from pain. Free from the staring eyes of dis- dain. lIJusion evapouratcd, freedom from chains found, even time can not limit her as she abounds. Free to glance at the past, ignore sli ght s and repasts. She travels forward with a smile, alone but armored now. She can face any challenge. the battle awaits. She will succeed with the finest , and mourn lears in si lence. Iron hearl, iron mind. Love must be left behind. Peuy infatuations, forgiven, and family be left hidden. She wi ll succeed, and Death Stalker shall mourn, she will finish the day, with him Idt in scom. And so, though homeless, hearties, and bold. She shall succeed over evil and shall never be cold. BY DILINY DE ALWIS 2U Chemical Engineering Arts The Sandford Fleming Foundation CPH 4306 888-4008 The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 27, 1998 ~ .. ~ - - - - - - - . ~ ~ . ----- Left-Handed Girl by: Ian Tien Waterloo Campus Activities sff@dean Sandford Fleming Foundation Silver Medal Winners Co-operative Proficiency !Mead Jamie Suddaby Chemical Engineering Andrew I. Boyland Civil Engineering Stephen D. Younge Computer Engineering Thirteen silver medals were given to students from across the eight branches of engineering, at the May 1998 Convocation. Thomas Zelenka Mechanical Engineering Joshua L. Richmond Systems DeSign Engineering J1kaaemic J'lcfiievement Mead Simon Ho Computer Engineering Management Science Option Paul De Guida Chemical Engineering Derek J. Van Ee Civil Engineering Catherine Guo Electrical Engineering Harsch V. Khandelwal Mechanical Engineering Funding for this award comes from your student contributions and depends on it for continuation. An organization devoted to the advancement of engineering education. Jennifer A. Thompson Systems Design Engineering Jennifer L. Levenick Geological Engineering Ka-Ping Vee Computer Engineering The Iron Warrior, Friday, February 27, 1998 Arts Off the Beaten Tracks Title: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Artist: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy DARREN JENKINS 4A Electrical Engineering A one of my friends said: Everyone is swing dancing but no one knows anyone who'. swing danc- ing. Ad for khaki pants can't be leading me astray though. 0 I listened to thi col- lection of swing ong. The interesting lhing about listening to music with roots older than half a century is that every song ounds like it must be a classic from a pre- Title: Mezzanine Artist: Massive Attack DARREN JENKINS 4A Electdcal Engineering M as ive Attack, out of Bristol, UK, relea ed lhis album while we were away working in our cubicles. This album along with some movie soundtracks has brought them to a new level of popularity. rn ca e you aren't familiar with them, I'll give you a rough idea about them and say that they have been classified a "electroni ca" and "trip hop" by MTV Hopefully you don't asso- ciate much with those terms though, since viou generation, when in reality the whole album wa ' written by some guy who probably grew up playing the Atari 2600. they are unique (refreshing in our days of swing music and descendants of New Kids on the Block). I've heard many people say they're looking for something they can enjoy in the background while they work or think There's no lack of fun sounding songs on thi. album. The songs create an image of a stage full of with a vari '( horns and oth r in. lrUment ' (or 'Ise it was the picture in the ca,' c). If ou're looking for something to final!) trade in the CO\\ - b:>y boots and line-dan ing instruction book for, . wing may be the creative outlet ou'vc n ed'd. Sin e there onl) seems to be olle song where 1 have trouble seeing the Swing Kids tlinging each other around, it sounds like a great album for finding a partner (preferably not your uninterested roOl1\- mate) and learning some moves to imprc. s parents and about omething eLe. This music can do that for you. On the other hand, if you want something you can sit in front of your speaker. with and listen to actively, Mezzanine is filled with , ounds and lyrics to occupy you. In the human ' trugglc for mu ical perfection, it lacks sing-along character and only a few songs are dancc- able, but this isn't worth worrying about. This i an album of rhythmic electronic music made complete with alive-sounding vocal and instruments. . Darrell Jenkins co-hosts (/ bilVeekly radio show on CKMS 100.3 wilh Glenn Co IVan. The next show airs at J 1:30pm on October 21. New-Age Marketing 1991 BY ANDREW HATELY [ron Warrior Staff A uthor Geoffory Moore draws on years of high-tech marketing experience and history to exempli- fy the difference between high-tech mar- keting strategy and conventional wisdom. His chasm theory describes how high-tech products initially ell well, mainly to a ba e of technology enthusiasts, but then slump in sale as marketing profes ionals try to cross the chasm to mainstream buy- ers. This pattern is of key importance to the industry as Moore ..... ......,fur..,...,taflfjll ..... claims it is unique to lnfUt( high-tech. This book is described by prominent leaders in the high-tech industry as a "mu t- read". Moore's argu- ments are well supported with industry examples of succes and failure by such compa- nie as Apple, Tandem, Oracle, and Sun, show- ing what they all had in common and expo ing the different weaknesses in their trategies. As in ,. ri;('ting ilud 'HiIlA High Tt h P< 1u!'\.: to l\l,\inqre<lJlJ opposed to plowing into unweJcoming markets. Although Moore focllses on the marketing profcssional and olTl'IS guidance for their behav iour and work, he also assigns rcsponsibility for succcss to pro'ramlllers and developers by suggcst ing they dcsign a "wholc product model." Writtcn not just for marketing spe cialists but for all cmploy- ees whose futures ride on the success of a technical product, Crossing the Chasm delivers crucial his career, Moore coaches marketing pro- fe sionals on how to find a niche entrance to slowly garner mainstream acceptance as information in an interesting, captivating style. The Title Does Not Make the Book Title: Civil and Environmental Systems Engineering By: Revelle, c., Whitlach, E., Wright , J. Course: ENV E 320 Publisher: Prentice Hall 1997 Cost: $]09.95 Weight: Approx. 1.5 pounds CostIPound: $73.33 BY ANDREW HATELY Iron Warrior Staff R evelle, Whitlach and Wright pro- vide a light review of engineering economics and finite mathematics in this textbook. Beyond the simplex method described in this textbook, this book doe, not provide a great deal of con- tent which is not found in other mandatory textbook. ..... a good set of course notes, The "Civil and Environmental Systems Engineering" text has a small form factor and is reasonably light for a textbOOk. At a cost of $73.33 per pound, how- ever, the benifits of this textbOok's portability are outweighed by it's extravagant price. the book would hardly be referenced. The spine on the copy of the reviewed text still cracks after being used for a full term of ENV E 320. The writing style of the aUlhors' is clear and concise. The new con- cepts in this book are well explained and the book erve well as a stand-alone guide to the
For those unfamiliar with finite mathematics and engineering econom- ics, the textbook provides a good general back- ground. For those who have economics and finite mathematics background and textbooks, this book provides little new infor- mation. Environmental Systems Engineering Course, ENV E 320. As a complement to Despite all of the great in the title of this textbook, it ranks only a 2 out of 5 for usability. 7 8 Science and Technology The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9, 1998 ANDERSEN CONSULTING To THE POINT 1997 Andersen Consulting All rights reserved. A COMPILATION OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY ABSTRACTS New Age Architectures Tivoli introduces output-management software Tivoli Systems released new output- management software for client/server systems in an attempt to extend its reach beyond the mainframe market. The com- pany's Output Manager was designed to deliver information to corporate users via a wide array of client devices such as "fax machines, printers, and mobile products." The software runs on Microsoft 's (Document link not converted) Windows NT "servers and Windows 95, 98, and NT clients. A Unix version" is expected to appear later this year. Company officials said Output Manager will allow automa- tion of procedures such as tracking year 2000 problems and proce sing insurance claims. Tivoli 's expansion into the output- management software arena will bring the company into competition with market leader Dazel (Document link not convert- ed). Based on "Tivoli Output Manager tar- gets client/server," by Cynthia BournelJis, Computerworld, 31 August 1998, p. 14. IBM introduces tiny disk drive IBM (hltp://www.ibm.com!) has developed a one-inch disk drive for hand- held consumer devices such as digital "cameras, cellular phones, anq per- sonal digital assistants" (PDAs). The Microdrive i designed to fit the Compact Flash Type II memory chip slots that now comc standard in many digital electronic devices. Company official ay the 0.7 "ounce drive, which can also be used with a PC card adapter," stores up to 340 MB of information and operates on two AA bat- teries. Analysts say the emergence of this new technology "illustrates quick progress in the computer storage industry," which has increased disk storage density by approximately 60 percent annually in recent years. IBM officials say the Microdrive will be available commercially in mid- 1999. Based on "IBM to Introduce Disk Drive of Tiny Size and Big Capacity," by John Markoff, The New York Times, 9 September 1998, p. C2; "fBM Is Planning To rntroduce Tiny Disk Drive," by Raju Narisetti, The Wall Street Journal, 9 September 1998, p.B I I. Sun unveils U1trasparc strategy Sun Microsystems (htlp://www.sun.com) announced a new strategy for its Ultrasparc line of micro- processors that is designed to help the company stay competitive with rival chipmaker Intel (Document link not converted). Sun offi- cials say the company wj[J rei ea. e a 400 MHz version of the Ultrasparc II chip later this year and plans to unveil a 1.5 GHz veFsion, dubbed Ultrasparc V, in 2002. Current versions of the 64-bit Ultrasparc II run at just 360 MHz. Sun officials say the sompany will also relea. e a line of inte- grated chips for lower-end workstations in addition to embedded processors for hubs and routers. Based on "Sun Microsystems, Inc. Plans Launch of Chips to Stay Competjtive," by Staff Reporter, The Wall Street Journal, 1 September 1998, p. B 11; "Sun sheds light on chip path," by Michael Kanellos, CINET News.com, I September I 998 http://www.news.eomINews/ltemlO,4,2590 O,OO.hfm Computer manufacturers tout new PCI bus design Compaq Computer, IBM (http://www.ibm.com!). and Hewlett- Packard (HP) (http://www.hp.com/) have teamed to design a new high-speed Peripheral Component Interconnect (PCI) bus technology that would quadruple the speed of the system bus, according to the companies. The vendors are also working together to urge Intel (http://www.intel.eom) to endorse the tech- nology. The new specification, dubbed PC/ -X, would speed the connection between a computer's processor, hard drive, networking cards, and other compo- nents. Compaq, mM, and HP officials say the companies were afraid that Intel's own proposed bus technology is designed to solicit royalties and higher component prices from its customers. Based on "Intel Faces Challenge From Customers,"" by Dean Takahashi and Evan Ramstad, The Wall Street Journal, 4 September 1998, p. B5; ""Computer Makers Propose New PCI Design" Andy Patrizio Tech Web 4 September 1998 Oracle announces Application Server 4.0 Oracle introduced version 4.0 of its Application Server a. part of an effort to gain a strong foothold in the market for thin-client, Internet-based computing. The software is a middle-tier server featuring Java support, an Object Request Broker, and a transaction processing monitor. Application Server 4.0 is designed to sup- port multi -tier architectures by favoring browsers and other thin clients at the front end, Java in the middle, and Oracle data at the back end. Oracle officials say the dynamic load balancing capability of Application Server 4.0 can support a . ig- nificantly higher volume of users and data than any other server on the market. Future versions of Oracle's Application Server are expected to include support for Microsoft's Component Object Mode (COM) Extensible Markup Language (XML), C++ Common Object Request Broker Architecture (CORBA) objects, and private-key security. Based on "Oracle attacks app server space," by David Orenstein, Computerworld, 3 L August 1998, p. 16; "Want to outsource business apps? Talk to Oracle," Ellis Booker, InternetWeek, 31 August 1998, p. 10. Oracle8i to include new Internet File System, Java and XML support Oracle (http://www.oracle.com/) i preparing to unveil the latest incarnation of its database software, Version 8i. The new database will feature expanded support for Internet commerce applications and will introduce an Internet File System (IFS) utility. IFS will give users a way to manage non-relational data files-including images and text docu- ments-through a Web browser interface. Oracle hopes that helping users visualize the overall data relationships in a file-and- folders system will make the complex database technology easier to manage. Oracle8i will support Java within the database kernel, allowing it to act as a Java application server. Users will be able to store Java applets in the database and exe- cute them as lavaBeans. Version 8i will also support Extensible Markup Language (XML) and Internet-based replication between Oracle8i and laptop-based Oracle Lite clients. Users will also be able to retrieve database information over the Internet, using protocols such as HTTP, Internet Inter-ORB (Object Request Broker) Protocol, and TCPIIP. Oracle8i will be formally announced later this month and will ship before the end of the year. Based on "Clash of software titans," by Paul Krill, InfoWorld, 31 August 1998, p. 1; "Oracle to unveil 'net-friendly file system," by Stewart Deck, Computerworld, 7 September 1998, p. 10, http://www.computerworld.eomlhome/prin t.nsjlalll980907670A. PeopleSoft adds front-office applica- tions to its ERP offerings PeopleSoft is partnering with Vantive and Siebel Systems to add front-office applications to the company's enterprise resource planning (ERP) applications. Vantive and Siebel will link their sales force automation, customer service, mar- keting automation, and help desk applica- tions to PeopleSoft's human resources, financial, and manufacturing software. The companies also plan joint develop- ment, marketing, and cross-training of sales and help-desk staffs. The new inte- grated application will be rolled out in the first half of next year. PeopleSoft is the last major ERP vendor to add front-office modules to its offerings, following SAP, Baan, and Oracle. Based on " PeopleSoft hops on front- office bandwagon," by Stannie Holt, InfoWorld, 31 August 1998" p. 16; "ERP vendors expand lines," by Tom Stein, InformationWeek, 31 August 1998, http://www.techweb.com/se/directlink.cgi ?1WK 19980831 S0023; and "PeopleSoft ties ERP into front office," by Lloyd Gray, PC Week, 31 August 1998, http://www.zdnet.col1l/pcweeklnews/0824/ 25epeop.hlml. IBM enhances AS/400 servers IBM (hllp://www.ibm.com) unveiled a series of enhancements to its AS/400 mid- range family of servers intended to further improve interoper- ability and performance. The hardware and software improvements to the server line include: a new 64-bit PowerPC processor, code- named Northstar, that double application peeds on the servers; the latest upgrade to its operating system, Version 4 Release 3 of OS/400, with enhanced Java upport, additional security for e-commerce applications, and improved interoperability with Unix and Windows NT; 2.1 TB of storage space and support for di k compression and hierarchical storage management; "encoded vector indexes" for faster data- base querying; and support for the Secure Electronic Transaction protocol, Enterprise JavaBeans, the most recent version of the Java Development Kit, and a Java appli- cation server. IBM also launched a multimillion- dollar marketing campaign in an attempt to convince customers that AS/400 will not be cut from the company's offerings and t9 alter users' perceptions that the AS/400 is an outdated proprietary system. Based on "IBM revamps the AS/400," by Martin J. Garvey, InformationWeek, 31 August 1998, p .. 28; "IBM to spruce up AS/400 systems," by Ted Smalley Bowen, Info World, 31 August 1998, htfp://www.infoworld.com/c g i- bi n/disp/ayA rehi ve.pl? /98/3 5/e05- 35.30.htm; "Open throttle for AS/400," by Mitch Wagner, InternetWeek, 31 August 1998, hup://www.techweb.eom/se/directlink.cgi? INW19980831S0013; and "AS/400 revamp to boost app per- formance," by Jaikumar Vijayan, Computerworld, 3] August 1998, http://www.computerworld.eomlhome /print. nsjlall/98083165 86. Universal Network Canadian project announces optical Internet The Canadian consortium CANARIE (Canadian Network for the Advancement of Research, Indu try, and Education) announced plans to build a high-speed backbone for a nationwide optical Internet. The project, dubbed CA-net 3, will carry digital traffic at 40 billion bits per second. CA-net 3 will speed the transfer of data by eliminating the Asynchronous Transfer Mode (ATM) and Synchronous Optical Network (So net) networking layers used by other high speed backbones, including the US government's Very High Performance Backbone Network Service (VBNS), which transmit data at 2.4 GB per second. CANARIE is al 0 developing new networking tools to manage the new technology. CA-net 3's initial connection will be ready by October, and several uni- versities and research organizations expect to be connected to the service by early next year. Based on "Canada builds the Autobahn of information highways," by Sharon Machlis, Computerworld, 31 August 1998, p. 8. FCC examines reclassification of con- verging media The US Federal Communication Commission (FCC) is examining ways it may reclassify the converging offerings of Internet, telephone, and cable service providers for regulatory purposes. Many analysts say the US government's existing telecommunication laws are outdated and cannot be applied to new Internet services. An FCC report, "Internet Over Cable: Defining the Future in Tenus of the Past," suggests that some Internet access services could be regulated as cable services. The FCC is seeking industry and consumer input on how information and communica- tion services should be classified for regu- latory purposes. Analysts say the growing number of mergers between telecommuni- cations and cable companies, such as the recent AT&T (Document link not convert- ed)rrele-Communications Inc. (TCI) (see "To the Point Cont ... ", page 9) The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9, 199 Science and Technology 9 To the Point Cont ... (continued from page 8) acqui ition, i forcing the FCC to addres the issue of convugence. Ba ed on "Faced With 'Convergence,' FCC Takes Clo er Look at Internet Access Via Cable," by John Simon, The Wall Street Journal, 8 September 1998, p. B6; "FCC Slow To Make Telecom Changes," by Mary Mo quera, Tech Web, 8 September 1998, http://www.techweb.comlwire!storyITWBl 9980908S00 13. htm. Novell NDS for NT 2.0 to simpljfy NT network administration Novell unveiled the next version of its network directory tool for managing net- works based on Microsoft's Windows NT platform. Version 2.0 of Novell Directory Services (NDS) for Windows NT allows network administrators to manage NT net- works from a central console. Instead of rerouting authentication requests across the network, which requires time and excessive bandwidth, Version 2.0 enables management and authentication of users and files to occur locally. Other enhance- ments to the product include the ability to set up and manage file shares, increased scalability, enhanced password synchro- nization, and the ability to run Novell's Z. E.N. works desktop application manage- ment tool on Windows NT. Novell also announced its coUabora- tion with Citrix Systems to bring NOS and Z.E.N.works to thin clients. By integrat- ing NDS and Z.E.N.works with Citrix's WinFrame and MetaFrame thin-client net- working software, the vendor hope to simplify the management of applications and u. er ac ounts-. Based on "NOS for NT eases admin- istration," by Laura DiDio, Computerworld, 7 September 1998, p. 16; "Novell ships beta of NDS for NT 2.0," by Emily Fitzhoff, InfoWorld, 7 September 1998, p. 23. Worldwide Marketplace Survey reveals financial industry weak in Web commerce Although most financial institutions have increased Internet-related expendi- tures, few have implemented comprehen- sive eCommerce initiatives, according to a global survey of 100 financial services companies conducted by Ernst & Young. Only one percent of the companies sur- veyed claim that selling more products and services over the Internet. is their main eCommerce objective. The tudy also reveals that 70 percent of the companies surveyed do not have an eCommerce pric- ing strategy, and 40 percent have not inte- grated their Internet system with other business and communications functions. According to the study, only 34 percent of European companies believe Internet sys- tems wil1 help them with customer reten- tion, compared to over 50 percent of the US companies surveyed. Based on "Financial Firms Lack Clear Strategy For Web Commerce," by Rebecca Buckman, The Wall Street Journal, 9 September 1998, p. B 11; "Banks struggle with Net services," by Reuters, CINET News.com, 9 September 1998, http://www.new.comiNews/ltemlO,4,26139 ,OO.html. Microsoft to offer support to NT user groups Microsoft announced it would support and help fund the Worldwide Association of NT User Groups (WANTUG), an umbrella organization overseeing about 200 global Window T user group . Thi. will be Micro off fir t formal relation- ship with any type of u. er group. WA - TUG officials ay Micro oft has prorni ed to offer financial a, si tance and will help create a WA TUG Web ite that will pro- vide technical information. They hope the deal may help pread information on tech- nology deployment and maintenance issue to WA TUG members. WANTUG officials also hope the deal will help forge closer ties between individual groups 0 a to increase WANTUG's leverage in di - cu ions with Micro oft. IBM (Document link not converted) and International Data Group (TOG) have announced they will also provide financial, technical, and pro- motional support to WANTUG. Ba ed on "Micro oft reaching out to user groups," by Sharon Gaudin, Computerworld, 31 Augu t 1998, p. 1. Adobe to introduce simplified Web graphics tool Adobe Systems announced it is preparing to roll out a Web imaging tool targeted at less-experienced graphic designers. The software, called ImageStyler, is intended to allow users who are not profe sional graphics design- ers to manipulate images and add features such as logos, banners, buttons, and JavaScript to their Web sites. While lmageStyler will have a similar user inter- face to Adobe's Photoshop and ImageReady products, it is designed to serve as a companion to HyperText Markup Language (HTML) editing prod- ucts such as Microsoft's (Document link not converted) FrontPage. ImageS tyler is Adobe also previewed its next-gener- ation desktop publishing technology, code-named K2. This technology will upport advanced features, uch as the ability to move text in three dimension. and magnify text and graphics on a page by up to 4,000 percent with perfect clarity. Based on "New Adobe tool will sim- plify Web graphics," by Jeff Walsh, InfoWorld, 7 September 1998, p. 5; "Adobe to introdLlce Web graphics tool," by Lee Pender, TechWeb, 7 September 199 8 http://www.techweb.comlwire/storyITWBl 9980907S0003. Rich media and the future of Internet advertising The summer love affair between digi- tal consumers and convenient (read: easily ignored) Internet advertisements is fading. Conflicts of interest have set in, capitula- tion has dissolved. The advent-and growing popularity-of more memorable, artistic, and complicated ads risks gob- bling up precious bandwidth, confusing inexperienced advertisers, and terrorizing novice users. Editor's Note: "To The Point", provided by Andersen Consulting, offers University of Waterloo Engineering students Information Technology news and issues. This article is copyrighted, and is not to be repro- duced by any means. Unl\'1!'hlty<lf Waterloo ,
Oo<n .. ,' Tomorrow's engineers need more than just technical knowledge ... .. ViI W. fl> 5'i ".11',;) The Department of Management Sciences. within the Faculty of Engineering, offers a Management Sciences Option to help engineering students understand the issues, concepts and techniques related to modem management challenges. You may not need 10 take eXira course ; you ju t need to use your elective courses for completion of the Option and your final degree in Engineering will reflect completion of the Management Sciences Option. Adyantag-es: Most employers prefer engineers with some knowledge of management. Most engineers. after 10 years of employment, will find themselves in a management position. An undergraduate background in management will be helpful to any graduate degree in Management Sciences or Business Administration. The Department of Management Sciences was established in 1969 as a graduate department and has subsequenrly extended its activities to undergraduate programs. The management sciences are concerned with the application of scientific methods in the resolution of complex problems facing management of both private and public sector organizations. For additional information, please contact David Dilts. Associate Chair for Undergraduate Studies at 888-4567 ext 4838 or the Undergraduate Secretary at 888-4567 ext. 3286. Other options are available within lhe facuhy of Engineering; information about them may be found in the University calendar or in your Department office. LECTURE SERIES PRESENTS PROFESSOR DAVID WANG UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO ELECTRICAL AND COMPUTER ENGINEERING "ROBOTICS FROM THEORY TO PRACTICE" TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1998 11 :30 AM TO 12:20 PM IN THE DAVIS CENTRE, ROOM 1351 IIY: TH& ENGINU:"ING SOCII:TY "!'ID THE ORAN 0' ENGI.NItJtlll1NG THE BltIOGING THE GAP SOIU IS 0,.... TO 1o.U- aTUDIENTII. aT",.. .... "CUI-TY MID FRIENDII - 10 Internal Information The Iron Warrior, Frida)j October 9, 1998 The Budget's back, the Budget's back in town. ENGINEERING SOCIETY A FALL 1998 DRAFT BUDGET I don't have a lot to say this time 0 I'll keep it short and sweet. The budget has been approved by council and the final budget appear in this issue of the IW Discuss. I Student Fees Orifice: Bank Charges Payroll and Maintenance Photocopiers and Faxes Executive: Contingency President TOOL VP Finance VP Internal VP External Directorships: 14 Not Forgotten AcapeliEng Ad CampaiQn Arts Athletics Blotter Campus Wide Links Charities CircusEng Class Rep Advisors INCOME EXPENSES 31,500.00 1 ,050.00 0.00 50.00 0.00 12,000.00 3,000.00 5,000.00 0.00 1 000.00 0.00 750.00 0.00 500.00 0.00 185.00 0.00 500.00 0.00 200.00 0.00 200.00 0.00 50.00 0.00 400.00 0.00 955.00 0.00 650.00 1,400.00 1,600.00 0.00 25.00 0.00 25.00 1,200.00 2,000.00 0.00 300.00 NET 30,450.00 I -50.00 -12,000.00 -2,000.00 -1,000.00 -750.00 -500.00 -185.00 -500.00 -200.00 -200.00 -50.00 -400.00 -955.00 -650.00 -200.00 -25.00 25.00 -800.00 300.00 VPFinance Report by Mike Muffels Competitions and Academics 0.00 400.00 -400.00 $2,500.00 has been budgeted for donations. Proposals for donations are due before the next EngSoc Council meet- ing on Oct 14/98. The donations are for student projects and initi atives. If you are a member of the Engineering Society and you have a project that requires funding then you are eligible to apply. If you have any questions or are un ure if you are eli- gible to apply please email me and I will let you know. At the council meeting each group/individual that submitted a propos- al will be required to present their propos- al. The council decides how much money each group is given by a vote. Course Critiques Darkroom ElectronicsfoNebmaster Enginewsletter Environment ExchanQe Frontrunners Frosh Mentoring Advisors Internal Special Events Iron Warrior Novelties Offroad Classic Offterm P"5 POETS Manager POETS Programming. Public Relations/Media Recycling Remembrance Day Resume Critiques SAC and SFF Semi-Formal Shadow Day . Speaker TSN Women in Engineering Other: Donations Alumni Lane 0.00 100.00 225.00 340.00 0.00 50.00 0.00 170.00 0.00 250.00 0.00 400.00 0.00 85.00 0.00 335.00 0.00 200.00 3,000.00 3,850.00 5,000.00 4,505.00 0.00 25.00 0.00 25.00 0.00 605.00 0.00 260.00 0.00 405.00 0.00 16.00 0.00 100.00 . ~ . . . , . . . . , . . , . 0.00 231.00 0.00 25.00 0.00 50.00 1500.00 1,800.00 630.00 1,030.00 0.00 . 1 500.00 0.00 420.00 0.00 100.00 0.00 2500.00 0.00 60.00 $47,455.00 $47,277.00 100.00 .... -115.00 50.00 -170.00 250.00 -400.00 -85.00 335.00 200.00 850.00 495.00 25.00 25.00 605.00 260.00 -405.00 -16.00 -100.00 -231.00 25.00 50.00 300.00 -400.00 1,500.00 420.00 100.00 -2,500.00 -60.00 If you hand in your tudent expense form by Monday, J will have your cheque ready for you by Wednesday. Please scotch tape the receipts to the back of the student expense form, making sure that the entire receipt is visible. Student expense forms are available anytime in the Orifice. I have scheduled office hour for onda , ednesday and Friday from 10:30a.m. to II :30a.m. I can answer your questions then or feel free to stop me in the halls and ask me anything about EngSoc and/or its finances. You can also email me at mjmuffel@engmail. Courting our American Counterparts L ast weekend, Ryerson hosted the . PEO and Undergraduate Engineering Societies conference. an Undergraduate Engineering Education', ' Increasing Interdisciplinary Mixing', 'The Access to Opportunities Program', VPExternal Report by Greg Fylce 'Deregulation' and 'The PEO Student Member hip.' We are busily compiling and preparing the knowledge acquired during this confer- ence for presentation Alan Cannislraro and I lead a strong and eager delegation of Waterloo engineers which consisted of Joseph Crampton CIA Enviro Chern), Margaret Tong CIA Systems) and Marc Rizkallah (1 A Systems). A special =======:=!.I so that you can keep mention should be extended to the lA Systems class, who submitted, by far, more applications for this conference than any other class. You guys rock! Our group of first year delegates was a('tively involved in the weekend event - adding key points to the di cuss ions, pre- senting on behalf of workgroups and gen- erating new ideas for all of the attendees to address. As with all conferences, teaming up with highly motivated individuals from universities across Ontario lead to enlight- ening new perspectives and invaluable information sharing. Some of the issues discussed included: 'Soft Skill Training in up to date on the cur- rent issue facing us as undergraduate engineers. Look for related articles in the next issue of the Iron WatTior. On October 15, Alan and I will be travelling to the Univer ity of Purdue in Indiana to attend the NAESC conference. It is a national American engineering con- ference that brings together some of the top engineering chools in the United States. A small delegation of students across Canada was invited to attend which includes the CFES executive. Our man- date for this conference, as Waterloo rep- resentatives, is to establi h contacts and communication with the'student executive of strong American engineering schools, obtain a list of international competitions that we could compete in (and kick butt), increase the general awareness and visibil- ity of Canadian universities and to educate ourselves on how to increase corporate ence 3) Be active in promoting CFES projects in your region 4) Become familiar with CFES history, policies and projects for the upcoming year sponsorship. If ______________ _ there are any issues "0 da fi h' that you believe ur man te or t lS CFES stands for the Federation Canadian of should be brought conference, as Waterloo up during this con- representatives, is to Engineering Students. ference, please It is the Canadian-wide come and ee me in establish contacts and equivalent of our the Orifice or e- communication with the EngSoc. A booklet is mail me available in the orifice (gfyke@engmaii). student executive of if you wish to learn CFES is look- strong American engi- more about CFES enti- ing for someone to neering schools ... " tied, "CFES for fill a regional Dummies." They also director position. _______________ have a website: The responsibilities of thi pOSition are as http://www.cfes.ca Please speak to me if follow: you would like more information or if you I) Ensure that decision made by the board reflect the opinion. expres ed by federa- tion members at CCES and agree with the visioning statement of the CFES 2) Attend four annual Board of Directors meeting by either Internet chat or confer- are intere ted in applying for this position. 1 have been ensured that it does not require too much work but promises to be an inter- esting and rewarding role. The deadline for applications is November 3. The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 9,1998 Internal Information 11 High Time for Proposals T he WEEF Report is back and all the Assi tant Director and my elf would like to thank all of tho e who have contributed to thi thing called WEEF. La t Friday wa the last day you could request your donation back and it look like more peo- ple donated this term than any other term in the last four years. The final numbers haven't been tabulated (that will be ready for the next exciting issue of the Iron Warrior) but preliminary numbers show that the participation rate for all of undergraduate engineering will be about 75%. If this number holds up then that means there is an increa e of 4% over last term and 3% compared to the '96 and '97 fall terms. Thi is a pleasant sur- prise and it shows that the majority of engineering students understand the importance of the foundation. In other WEEF news, the Annual General Meeting (AGM) will take place on Thursday, October 15, 1998. This is a meeting where all members of WEEF (every single undergraduate engineering student) is invited to learn more about what WEEF ha done, what WEEF is doing, and what WEEF will do in the future. In addition to this titillating topic of discussion the official naming cererpo- ny of the new WEEF lab will take place. There wiU al 0 be a cool reception where you can mix and mingle with the Dean. your class profe sor and all of your WEEF Report by Mark Cesana friend . It hould be a pretty exciting get together and I hope to ee all of you there. Finally, I'd like to remind e eryone that you can now submit (or ummit, as my roommate pell it) your WEEF propo al . The easi- est way to submit a propo al is to go to the WEEF web page which can be ea ily reached through a link on the EngSoc homepage or go directly there at http://w\Vw.eng.uwmer[oo.ca/groups/weef Once your on the web page it is pretty im- pIe to download the blank proposal form, fill it out, and e-mail it back to weej@helix. Remember that anyone can submit a proposal. The purpose of WEEF is to spend money in order to benefit undergraduate engineering education, so do something positive about your educa- tion and get your WEEF money working for you in the best way possible. Now I will have to use the word WEEF for the 13th time in this article and that is about all. So remember to look for signs about the AGM and get those pro- posals in by October 29. Ciao for now. Microsoft Seminars INA SODHI 4A Electrical Engineering C oming back from our workterms, I am sure we all realize how much there is to know in the workplace. Not only is there so much to know, but there are always new developments to keep on top of. This term I am a Student Consultant for Microsft here on campus. That means that I'll be working with Microsoft to pro- vide information and seminars for the stu- dents and faculty on campus. Over the course of the term, tech talks will be organized for everyone to attend. The talks will start off focusing on WindowsNT (5.0) and Visual Studio (6.0). We'll have demos and highlights of key features in the most recent versions. Studio. But before something like that is planned, we need to gel an idea of the demand for that. If you are interested in attending that sort of thing, email me at nksodhi@engmail. Indicate what level of class - novice, intermediate, advanced - you would like to see. (They would be free of charge.) AI 0, if there is anything else you would like to see happen on cam- pus let me know. This is a great opportunity for us to learn a lot outside of what is available to us in classes. WindowsNT and Visual Studio are widely used and knowledge of them is always going to be an asset whether we use the product everyday or not. Hard Core Picture Hanging: Chris Bardon shows off the latest picture to adorn the walls in POETS. The picture of the TOOL is a full size photograph of the mascot. piwlO by: Andrew Hately Meetings, Conferences, Meetings ! Wi h I had more jlli e for thi , write-up, but I don'. ATOP ( ccess to Opportunities Program). the govern- ment initiative to dou- ble the pace in E&CE Ontario-wide has not yet be n final - ized for University of Waterloo. A. [ men- tioned in my last col- umn, the university will be tak.ing part, but the counter-proposal is , till on the table and some of the detail. are yet unk.nowll. Deregulation i. still up in the air. And now on our plate is the CEAB (Canadian Engineering Accreditation Board) require- ment to have a design aspect for upper year students. All that and more, in the next TW President's Report. A couple of weeks ago at OESP (Ontario Engineering Society Presidents), the chools decided to work together on a number of Engineering issues. ATOP, deregulation and other curriculum-related issue will be jointly dealt with by ESSCO (Engineering Student Societies Council of Ontario - consists of all Engineering chools in Ontario). We've also set up ESSCOW (change "of Ontario" to "on Orientation Week" in ESSCO) to look at standardizing, or at least jointly organiz- ing, frosh weeks for all ESSCO member chools. It'll give us the opportunity to benefit from the strengths of other schools and them to benefit from ours. OESP wa also a time for ESSCO to gain focus. Many conferences are spent educating delegates on the issues in que - tion . We're now working on setting up an nta1to- de reso man so at any questions with regards to any of the mem- ber schools can he looked lip q\lickly and painlessly. The TOOL workshop will hav' been held by the time this article is printed und I'll give you an update in thc next i1isue. Depending on how feedback is made at the work, hop, we may be looking at making ome minor change to our current TOOL , etup, or at least formalizing the President's Report by Alall Canll;stmm objecti e of The TOOL (i.e. what it repn;senL, how we want people to per- ceive it, etc.) The exec met with the AHS exec to discuss possible joint between the t\ 0 faculties. activities Currently, Engineering :,luys much to ourselves, obliviolls of whatever else occurs on cam- pus. Withjoinl aeti itic, between our two faculties, we'll huve the opportunity to meet more people and be open to attending more event . We'll also balance our 77% male population with their more than 50% female population. Woohoo! Next weekend, Greg and I will be heading up to NAESC, a conference for all the American engineering schools. We've been cho en to go as representative of CFES (Canadian Federation of Engineering Students) and we hope to bring a lot back from it. There's a lot that we can learn from our friend in the south, from corporate sponsorships to competi- tions . . So, that's it for this week. I realize that most of this week's report was a sum- mary of what will be in next week's arti- cle. I just want to make sure that all the info I'll be filling you in on i up to date and accurate. But now, I'm off to the EI (i.e. Douglas Wright) building dedication to bave some free wine and cheese with tbe un.i it)' -w golf Jesson. Following that, J have a fac- ulty dinner to ro to (rrad: mort' fr e wine). Olt, the (If hciug pn:sltknl. And then I I 'aVl' I'm tlte PEO cllIIfer cncc. Y 't thinp that I'll h' putting off 'til n t week . Frosh Week Follow Up W ell, it's October so things have finally started to settle down, except for co-op of course. For all the 4-stream frosh who are new to co-op, keep an eye out for the resume critique and interview skills workshops going on, or email Mitch the resume director (mae- valen@engmail) for a little help figuring it all out. There's been a lot going on, so first a couple thank you's. First, thanks to Meghan and Ian for organizing Circus Eng. ]{'s a great event and I'm looking for- ward to seeing it happen year after year! Thanks also to the Internal Special Events directors who have been organizing lots of activities this term, and have many more to come' Joint Events with AHS Your exec mel with the AHS exec at the end of September to plan joint events for students in both faculties. Plans include inviting them to our external spe- cial and athletic events, holding a AHS- Engineering Pub Night at FED hall, and possibly a Social later this term. Frosh Stuff Frosh week was a month ago now, and we'd like to hear what you thought about it. Fill oul the Frosh Week l>urvey at http://engsoc.uwaterloo.('a/FroshSurvey or follow the link off the EngSoc homepage. Any leaders who would like to make com- ments on the week VP Internal Report by Jennifer Motu" can email the super- huges c/o Ryan (rapl'llty@engmail) or leave an anony- mous comment in the EngSoc box (hesidc the lW office). If you'd like to be a frosh leader next year, make 1iure you complete the Orientation training through FED$. If you've already completed it (Le. you were a leader this year) you don't have to 1\0 it again. Check out the link off our web page for details. The webmasters have been busy keeping our web page up to date, so c1teck it often. It's /lIlP://(!Ilgsoc.uwClterlae.ca/ (bookmarked for all engineers). While you're there, check out the POETS survey to let us know what you think of our fine student lounge and any changes you'd like to see. u c: OCTOBER x SYSTEM N D teclrflQlogy D culture Software Engineer. Creative. Ambitious. Team player. o cumpensatlo P Pro-active. Fun, Flexible. A great.sense of humor. Performance Driven. MI SSION TITLES: engmeer (software) <>nglneer (hardware) merge I ntelligent. If you fit this profi Ie, then you wi II fit into EFI's unique culture. The next step in your mission is to check out EFt's web site @ www.efLcom.Take the challenge! edit proof print reorder receive If you fit EFI's profi Ie, set your career on Fiery_ Open Information Session: October 21, Ground Zero 6-8 pm On-Campus Interviews: October 22 See your Career Planning & Placement Office for details. join the team Check out our Web site at www.efi.com for detailed job descriptions. EFI offers a competitive salary, relocation bonus, stock options and a loaded benefits package. We welcome recent graduates to apply by sending resumes and job preferences to Phuong.Thai@corp.efi.com or fax to 650.286.8663, attn: Phuong Thai. We are proud to be an employer who hires and promotes individuals from diverse backgrounds.