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BY
WILLIAM B. KELLER
This book is dedicated to the love of my life that I will never learn to be without;
“and if ye do this, and endure to the end, ye will in no wise be cast out” Book of
Mormon.
This is my story about my Jill. Those that know her may find some of the events within
this work not quite accurate, or in some instances actually untrue. Although that is most
certainly not my attempt, on the other hand I don't care. This is my memories of my
beautiful sweet darling, and I will assure my readers the things you read here are real and
as they happened to me. There have been some unfortunate instances in recent years
regarding authors who purport their work to be true and without error, and I would
submit to you that, except in the cases where they were intentionally falsifying their
falsehood. I am going to great length to explain this phenomenon because I would rather
face anything than to discredit Jill's memory in any way. So I ask for forgiveness in
advance regarding any following mistakes, and invite you to know the woman I loved all
my life and will continue to love for eternity, the way I know her.
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William B Keller
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My personal knowledge of the girls is limited in their early days, as I was not in
the picture for the first fourteen years of Jill's life; but more on that later. Her mother,
Marva, was one of a large family of brothers and sisters. There was also Walter, (always
known as Buzz), Frank (he was Frankie), Avis, Gene, Daryl, Barbara (Barb), Russell, and
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the baby of the family Linda. Her father Gayle on the other hand had two brothers,
George and Cloyd (everyone calls him Hoot), and a sister, Martha Jane, who went by
Jane. The Kaufman's, which they proudly remind everyone to this day, is with one f, are
a close knit family and tragedies, both great and small, are a huge blow to them.
She was born on September 3, 1949 in Lima, Ohio to Gayle and Marva Evers.
Jill was the firstborn of two daughters, her sister Jan following her but only
chronologically, as the two sisters loved each other and were fiercely protective of one
another.
Not that they never had any stereotyped ‘sisterly moments’ in their lives. A
favorite place to play in their neighborhood when they were growing up was at the home
of the Early girls. They fit Jill and Jan so well because they too were not strictly into
dolls and dresses, so a good game of baseball or a wrestle in the dirt was not out of the
question.
One lazy summer day Jill and Jan decided to go to the Early’s to play, but for
some long forgotten reason Gayle decided the girls would stay at home. Of course they
knew that since he drove an eighteen wheeler all night and slept very little during the day,
all they had to do was wait for a few minutes after he sat in his favorite chair and he
would be asleep. They heard the snoring coming from the living room, tiptoed in and slid
the still burning unfiltered Camel from between his fingers, then stubbed it out in his
pedestal ash tray. Burned fingers would wake him for sure.
Tiptoeing out the front door, a purely symbolic gesture because once he allowed
the allure of sleep to overcome him, their father would not have awakened for much of
anything short of war breaking out in his living room, and then it might have been
questionable, the girls grabbed a ball and bat and they were off. Soon the games began,
and along with them all thought of their sleeping father was gone. Jill grabbed the heavy
wooden bat, too heavy for her to handle in the first place, and took a mighty practice
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swing. To her surprise she solidly connected, that wonderfully satisfying feel of
connecting with your target, the delicious sting of contact vibrating up to the elbows. The
Jan dropped like a vanquished boxer walking into a straight right in the late
rounds, landing in a crumpled heap near home plate. The girls stared at Jill for a long
moment, Jill returning their gaping, slack jawed, bulging eyes gaze with a mirrored image
of her own. Simultaneously, almost like they had practiced the routine, they all started to
scream. The sound unglued Jill’s feet and she ran for home, not even pausing to toss
The war occurring in Gayle Evers’ living room that could not wake him up did
not happen, something with much more noise and intensity came instead, catapulting him
from his chair before he was even completely awake. It was his oldest daughter
screaming in hysteria, the bat slung over her shoulder, “I just killed Jan, I just killed Jan.”
Needless to say, they traveled the distance to the Early home without their feet once
touching the ground, the wooden bat at long last discarded without further thought. Of
course, arriving at the Early girls’ home, they found a cranky Jan rubbing at a growing
egg on her forehead. The treatment that led to a full recovery was a dish towel wrapped
in ice and one week of being grounded inside the house for going away without
permission.
Perhaps it will help you understand Jill's feisty character a bit better by telling
some things about her dad. His brother George provided most of this information, and
when he told me tales of Gayle's exploits I shook my head and thought that if these
stories were fiction, they would never sell because no one would ever accept such
outlandish lies. One of the secrets to good fiction is presenting it in such a way that the
reader can wrap their mind around the fantasy in such a way that the lie can be forgiven.
When you read Stephen King's "Salem's Lot", he is so masterful in presenting the
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"reality" of vampires that the reader accepts it and for the time they are so immersed in
the story they believe in them. Gayle's stories are true, and that is what saves them from
When he was a boy, Gayle lived in a very hard part of Lima. There were no tree
lined streets with lush green lawns, a late model car in the driveway, two registered dogs
of the latest fashionable breed, and flowers in the window boxes every spring. Instead
the trees were scraggly and carved more than half to death with initials from the boys in
the neighborhood, the dogs were mutts with the mange, and Canadian thistles competed
with dandelions as the ornaments of beauty in the hard scrabble front lawns.
An alley in back of their house was the most convenient way to come home, so all
the children in the neighborhood rode their bikes that way, maneuvering around the
discarded tires, broken refrigerators, skeletons of sofas, and various other debris that
adorned the rutted unpaved surface. Then, just as now, young entrepreneurs sprang up to
make money for their wants and needs, which to any boy past the age of nine in Gayle's
neighborhood was cigarettes and beer. To this end, riding home one day on his bicycle he
encountered five boys, looking a lot like the motley dogs in the area, blocking his path
with their bodies, legs planted wide and arms folded across their chests. He slid to a halt
and laid his bike on its side, eyeing the quintet with suspicion, knowing something was
coming.
"Hey there Evers," the oldest and biggest boy said with a sneer in his voice, his
authority and confidence obvious in his tone. He was a head taller and twenty pounds
heavier than Gayle, a very big difference at that age. "I see you're using our alley."
Gayle squinted into the sunlight, tilting his head to one side in question. "I don't
remember this alley ever belonging to you Randy," he said evenly, his voice and the look
in his eyes even then something that made people take a step back. The boys were
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brothers, well known in the neighborhood as trouble and would fit today’s criteria as a
gang.
Randy cleared his throat, the thin thread of fear pushing against his vocal chords,
and tried to maintain his bravado. “Well now, let me tell you Evers,” he replied, wincing
slightly when his voice cracked just a bit. “Me and my brothers wondered who owned
this here alley, and when we couldn’t find noone who said it was theirs, we decided it
must be ours.” He nodded his head twice, hard, as if to emphasize his position. “So, we
decided since we own it we’d charge a nickel to go down this here alley of ours. Every
time too. So, either pay us the nickel or go back the way you came.”
Gayle smiled now, perhaps because he appreciated the concept of making money
from the dirty alley, or perhaps, and much more likely, because he knew there was going
“Huh?” the bigger boy grunted, with brains not being his strongest suit he was
confused because the script was not going exactly as they had planned.
Gayle tightened his shoulders and bent his head back and forth, loosening his
muscles and at the same time flexing his hands in and out of fists. He hopped up and
down twice on his toes, and then moved into a classic fighter’s stance, left foot forward,
fists raised, and elbows tight against his sides. “I figure if it’s all of you at once you’ve
got a little bit of a chance to win,” he said, his grin making him appear almost maniacal.
“One or two of you at a time and I know I will be home in five minutes. Either way, let’s
go.”
Randy looked incredulously at his brothers. “You know what Evers,” the big
boysaid, “I think maybe we can make an exception for you. Ride through our alley any
“And your brothers and sister too,” the boy agreed, and the matter was ended.
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One evening at dinner, Gayle asked his brother Cloyd what was wrong. Cloyd
told him some boys knocked him off his bicycle and kept it, and because there were six
or seven of them he couldn’t get it back. Without comment Gayle left the table and
exited the house through the back door. Minutes later he returned with the bike and
leaned itagainst the house. He came backto the table with bruised and bleeding knuckles,
a swelling lip, and his left eye swelling shut. He simply ate his dinner and no words were
George was once walking with a girl in the neighborhood when she left out a
startled dry. “Oh look,” she said, pointing toward the end of their street. “There’s a boy
fighting four boys at once, and they are all bigger. Someone needs to help him before he
gets hurt.”
George peered down the street, ready to help the hapless fellow, then relaxed.
“It’s okay,” he replied, “it’s Gayle. It’s the other four who need help.”
My favorite Gayle story involves the Navy during World War Two. He was
assigned duty on a destroyer, his work in the engine room both stifling and extremely
dangerous. Because of the sacrifices all the men and women were making and the
security issues always in the forefront of the high command, very little leave was allowed
when the ships made port around the world to take on supplies or make repairs. One
exception was when a brother or sister was in the same port as a sailor on one of the
ships. Gayle solved that problem by declaring he had a brother in every port the ship
landed, securing liberty and a trip to town for fun and the opportunity to see the world.
There was not a lot of attention paid to who was requesting sibling leaveas it was
called, so he had little trouble executing his plan. Either a jealous shipmate or some
carefully doing their duty finally called into question how this sailor seemed to have a
brother or sister in the last five ports of call, and the inquiry finally escalated to the ship’s
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captain. Nothing was said, because there was no way to prove the wily seaman had been
scamming them, so the captain simply waited for the next port.
As the ship was tugged into the dock, sailor’s submitted their requests for leave to
visit siblings or close family members. The captain was not disappointed as Seaman
Evers sent a request to meet with his brother George, stationed on land with the Army.
The trap was set and now sprung. Two armed Sea Patrol personnel, the Navy’s version of
the police, escorted Gayle to thebridge. Perhaps a week or two in the brig on bread and
water would cure his wayward charge. Puffed up in his authority and secure in his
knowledge, the captain looked down his nose at Gayle and said, “Young man, there is no
way you have a brother in this port. I can’t prove anything regarding our past stops, but
this time I’ve got you. You can take my punishment or demand a trial, which you will
lose and it will become a permanent part of your record. Which will it be?”
brother George.”
“Men,” the captain barked at the SP’s, “take this man on shore and find his
brother. When you cannot find him return him to me for punishment.”
“You won’t,” the captain snapped, “but if you do, bring him to me as well. I want
They left the ship, and a search of the Army garrison found one George Evers!
The two brothers were returned to the ship in shackles and only after the captain verified
George’s records did he relent and allow them to go. Fate stood in the way of Navy
justice, as Gayle was purely guessing when he submitted his brother’s name.
From what I have been told, the Evers boys and their sister Jane got their strong
will honestly as well. Their mother, Loretta, lived a survivor’s life, and her husband John
met her when she was a singer in a nightclub. That is not a big deal today, but at that
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time such activities by a lady was somewhat scandalous. But she was a good singer and
did it to make a living and never apologized for it. John owned his own trucking
company, which consisted of a number of eighteen wheelers he owned and hired drivers
He must have been a strong person, because I was told of an incident where he
had a deadline with some freight. It was get it delivered or lose payment for the
shipment, and that was not going to happen. The night of the delivery fog was so severe
that traffic was halted and no one was on the roads. John took two lanterns, walked a few
feet in front of his truck, and marked the road on each side. The fog was so dense he
could only move about ten feet at a time. He climbed down from the cab of the truck, set
the lanterns, and climbed back in, driving forward to the edge of the lanterns. He then
climbed down, moved them ahead ten feet, climbed back in, and repeated the process
An hour and a half trip took all night, and as he arrived at the terminal he had to
wake a watchman to gain entrance, as no trucks had arrived that night. Ten feet at a time,
he delivered his load. Because the dockworkershad all been long ago sent home, he
unloaded the truck himself, and when the fog finally lifted he took a new full trailer and
made the return trip to Lima. This was one determined man.
Fate is cruel, and one day his insurance premiums were due, so he gave the
money to his wife and told her to deliver the payment that day. She failed to get it there
and one of their drivers chose that day to get into an accident of which he was at fault.
The resulting lawsuit, devoid of insurance coverage, wiped him out. Gayle once said that
was the only time he had ever seen his father cry.
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TWO
We see where Jill got her spirit and fearlessness, and she and Jan grew up like
most other kids, ornery perhaps but neither with the least spirit of meanness or
contention. I met Jill in the spring of 1963 not too long after my fourteenth birthday. My
parents were looking for a new church to join, so we went from Sunday to Sunday on a
quest for spiritual fulfillment. Our small Methodist church near Lafayette was a nice
church with good people, but it was so small that the pastor was almost always either a
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student or at best a new seminary graduate who shared his time with two or more
churches to earn enough to support his own family. Honorable and decent, but not the
best atmosphere for young children’s programs. So, the search for a new church home
began.
We had some interesting misfires during our visits, including the quiet service that
erupted with screaming and rolling in the aisles when members “caught the spirit” as my
dad said later. That was fine, but I was sitting beside a lady who dropped and rolled like
a practice session during fire prevention week, and when she started screaming I nearly
joined her. That one was a pretty easy decision, at least for my family. Most Sunday’s
were pretty benign, just not what we were looking for, or I should say not what my
parents were looking for, because when you are fourteen years old you go where your
Not that we didn’t have our moments of fun in the process. A church event that
actually happened when we were on vacation involved a pastor who was apparently
preparing for the service by getting a breath of fresh air. We had arrived at this church in
a long forgotten city and state while traveling, as in those days vacations were always by
car, never flying, and as we prepared to exit the car this fellow came out of a back door.
He had snow white hair, very pale skin, almost albino like, and was wearing a flowing
white robe. Even his shoes were white, with his legs covered with knee length white
dress socks.
The pastor lifted his arms skyward, bending his back as well as throwing his head
to the rear in what was undoubtedly a major league stretch, but the process gave him the
look of Gabriel without his trumpet. “Oh look,” I quipped, “it’s an angel.”
We all got the giggles, and when we got settled down and decided to go in, we
started in again. Try as we might, none of could make the transition from the car to the
interior of the church without dissolving into stomach hurting laughter. We ultimately
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gave in and continued on our journey as sinners, because there was no church attendance
that day.
I think another reason my parents got the idea of looking for a new church was
because there was a lack of programs like Christmas Eve services. We went to one in
Lima, and I forgot my suit jacket, which was a serious infraction for anyone, including a
youngster, in those days. So, I was forced to wear my topcoat to hide my white shirt, and
as the church was warm and the hour late, I snuggled into my topcoat like a caterpillar in
It is now a bit of true confession time; I snore. Even as a youngster I had the trait,
and in the middle of a lovely tune during the cantata I left out a loud snork. Horrified,
my mother elbowed me awake, which was a successful maneuver for perhaps a full
minute. Again I added my note to the singing, drawing looks this time, and the process
continued two or three more times. When the quick looks became people turning around
and glaring, we finally gave up and slinked out in the middle of the program.
One fateful Sunday we tried Forest Park Evangelical United Brethren Church, a
school met us at the door. This pleased my parents, because I immediately knew
“Sunday School class is about to begin,” she said, “it’s in the chapel where the
choir sits during the service.” We walked into the back of the spacious chapel, and at the
front, sideways facing the podium where the pastor stood when giving his sermon, the
We moved forward, my eyes looking toward the group. Sitting on the end of a
pew, her profile almost a blur to me from that distance, was a girl. The instant my eyes
touched her, the very exact instant, I said to myself, “I am going to marry her someday.”
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Trust me, the experience was as bizarre to me as I know it is to anyone I ever told
this to, but that is exactly how it happened. I scared myself with the thought, but there
was no denying the truth. This was the girl I was going to marry. I held my breath as we
moved forward, and although I didn’t want to act the fool,I failed and grabbed Tanya’s
arm as we approached the class. “I want to meet that girl on the end first,” I rasped
conspiratorially, and fortunately Tanya didn’t act like I was the idiot I was being at the
moment.
Instead she said with a delighted smile, “Oh, you mean Jill. She’s my best friend
here at church.”
Jill. Jill. My heart pounded, the name imprinted instantly and forever in my mind
and just writing it, seeing it,speaking it, thinking it, makes my heart ache with love and
She was looking at me, a slight frown furrowing her eyebrows, because Tanya had
just introduced us and I was standing stupidly with my mouth hanging open like the
opening of a birdhouse, caressing her name in my mind. “Oh,” I blurted, startled back to
reality with an unpleasant jolt, and then finished with a lame “nice to meet you.” What
an idiot.
“Good to meet you,” she said in return, giving me the first smile of our life, the
very thing I always thrilled to see no matter how many times I was blessed by it. That
was it. I knew we had to choose that church, I had to stop being a moron, and somehow I
had to make this girl who was completely oblivious to me fall as achingly in love with
campaign to convince my parents that the search was over had nothing to do with my
sales skills, because the decision was made from above. The Forest Park Church was it,
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later to merge with the Methodists and be known as United Methodist. I wasn’t the least
bit concerned with doctrines and dogma; remember I was fourteen, and I did what any
healthy red blooded boy entering puberty would do, I worshiped a girl. Wonderfully, I
never grew out of it. All I know for sure is my mom and dad was satisfied with what they
found and soon we were members, and then I knew the rest was up to me.
something clicked because we became what I call church boyfriend and girlfriend. At
fourteen we weren’t dating, remember it was the sixties, but then just as now boys were
drawn to girls and vice versa. So we sat together at church, took walks before and after
the weekly youth fellowship meeting, and held hands when we thought no one was
looking. It was the perfect arrangement and helped carry forward my master plan, which
The pastor of the church, Ron Ricard, is a jewel of a person. He was fairly new
when I came into the picture, and making a very good impression on the congregation. I
remember Jill saying, “He took over for Reverend Roebuck, and I was upset. How could
anyone replace him, and how dare anyone try. I decided I wasn’t going to like him and I
didn’t care if he knew it. It just wasn’t right that he took over. Well, it wasn’t very long
that I was won over, and I truly love him. He is the most wonderful man.”
Jill went with the youth as a delegate to Colorado and it was one of the fonder
memories of her life. They traveled by train and saw many sights as well as doing their
work, and I think that trip sealed her love for Reverend Ricard. She stayed in touch with
the family always, and when I called him about the Jill, he was obviously heartbroken.
The reverend’s dear wife is equally as precious as he, and when I met her I
immediately saw an exact replica of Julie Andrews. Being the introvert I am, and yes I
know that is a lie, of course I immediately told her and asked her to sing the theme from
The Sound of Music. Bless her, she was as embarrassed as I am uninhibited, and just
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blushed. So, forever more, I know her simply as Julie. To add to her embarrassment,
whenever I see her I add, “And not only do you look exactly like Julie Andrews, you are
the prettiest preacher’s wife I’ve ever seen.” I now add, “Still the prettiest preacher’s
wife I’ve ever seen,” and she is. If the world were only full of the Ricard’s, we would
have no wars, hatred, or strife. Neither has a mean cell in their entire body.
The next big step in my relationship with Jill came at my sixteenth birthday. In
Marchof 1965 I obtained the most important document of a young boy’s life, a driver’s
license. Just to make things better, my dad owned the first Ford Mustang in Allen
County. That may not sound like much, but to get the first models you purchased the car,
sight unseen, months before the first one went to production. And that is paid in full, no
sixty or seventy-two month loans like today, you paid for the car or you did not get the
car.
That was hot! Access to a Mustang was instant popularity, and a boy could get a
date without trying. But I was only interested in one date, and fortunately my hard work
was still working because we were still an item. Another disadvantage in my plan was
we attended rival high schools. I attended Bath, a township school that was a bitter rival
to Jill’s school, Elida, a village on the west side of Lima. I don’t remember it as ever
being a problem though. I played football and our two schools always squared off at
least once each year, and both schools were perennial contenders for the Northwest
Conference title, but we never had an issue. It probably helped that I was not a good
player and would never have had much influence in the outcome of a game anyway. I
didn’t think so at the time as you might imagine, but perhaps that was a blessing.
My parents are jewels. I wrecked the Mustang several months after they took
delivery and after not being injured in the accident that was also not followed with bodily
injuries by my father. And for my next trick, about three months after the Mustang
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incident, I read an article about how a Renault could not be rolled over because it was
perfectly balanced. A friend of mine who was obviously as big an idiot as was I,
suggested we do a hairpin turn at a high rate of speed and see what would happen. Since
I am a genius I agreed, and I promptly rolled the car three times. My friend Bob was no
longer in the front seat; instead he was lying on the pavement with his legs inside the car,
I knew my life was over, I just knew it, because how could he have survived? I
had actually bent the steering wheel from holding on so hard, and I turned in the broken
He lifted his head and looked at me, a big grin on his face. “Well, the article was
wrong,” he said, and then jumped to his feet with a few scratches.
The highway patrol was called, and I knew I was in trouble again, until the
trooper surveyed the wreckage. “No wonder you rolled it,” he said, “the wheels are held
on with a piece of aluminum and three bolts. This is not your fault.”
Bob and I looked at each other and smiled. “Right,” I said, “I wondered how this
Incidentally, Bob soon returned the favor. We were riding in his car when he saw
his girlfriend walking with another guy. He stopped, made a scene, and she climbed in
the back seat of his automobile. She claimed it was innocent; who knows maybe it was,
and at this long past point it doesn’t much matter. But because he was angry, Bob took
off way too fast on a gravel side road adjacent to a railroad track. He flew up over a hill,
directly into the path of an oncoming car. He swung to the right, hitting a stand of trees
Now this is where things are fuzzy. I saw branches hitting the windshield, I
remember that, and in the next instant I was out of the car, seated perfectly just as if I
were still on the seat of the car, but bouncing down the gravel road on my backside. I
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honestly to this day do not know how I was removed from the car; my best guess is by a
tree branch snaking through the open window, grasping me in a horror movie style grip,
and pulling me from the car. I don’t know though for sure, because it was one instant in
Just as I had done with him in reverse a few weeks before, Bob came running
back, horrified and convinced I was mortally injured. “Are you hurt?” he screamed
hysterically. Before I could respond he shrieked even louder as if it were my hearing that
I looked up at him and held out my hand. He grab bed it and pulled me to my
feet. “Remember the accident when I was driving?” I said, a rhetorical question.
“Well, we’re even,” I said, and started walking back to his car.
At that point Bob started laughing. “Your pants,” he said, covering his mouth
I reached back to my seat and discovered my pants and underwear were gone,
shredded by the stone pavement. My hand touched bare skin, but there was not a drop of
blood or a mark on me. So I removed my shirt, tied it around my waist, and we went on
our way.
Then, just to make the situation even more perfect, my friend John Kannard
started a rock band and asked me to be the lead singer. As silly as that seems today as an
adult, I was suddenly white hot! We would perform on the weekends and the girls would
pour from the woodwork like the incoming tide. I didn’t care; I was only interested in
Jill. Another reason it is not difficult for me to explain how special Jill was is her
reaction to the Mustang and my “fame” as a young Paul McCartney. She was not the
least bit impressed. Not that she didn’t appreciate the band’s success or didn’t like to ride
in a Mustang; it was just that that was not her motivation. She just liked being with me.
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SUCCESS!!!
THREE
Later in school I changed bands, joining as lead singer a band called The Wild
Things, and we just continued on together. The one and only sidetrack was an argument
we had, a big one. It caused us to break up so it must have been a major issue, but for the
The next few months were filled with dating other girls, remember the rock band
advantage, but I found that every one was lacking some thing or other, often something I
couldn’t even quite put my finger on, but it was just not right. That wasn’t fair to any of
the girls because they could tell something was wrong, and it is not a fun experience to
Finally I just simply had enough. Why was I comparing everyone to Jill when it
was she I wanted, so I called her and said, “Are you as miserable as me?”
“Yes I am,” she responded, adding, “I am working on getting over you, because I
“I’ll be right over,” I said, my throat tight with anticipation. “We’ll go for a
drive.”
Although I can’t get anyone to believe this, we drove to the local reservoir, a
popular parking spot for teens, and just talked. That is all; we just talked through the
night. After what seemed like just a few minutes Jill glanced at her watch and looked at
me, her face betraying a ‘oh boy, are we in trouble’ look. “It’s almost four a.m.,” she
“Home,” I nodded, turning the key and shifting into first gear with one motion.
The Mustang responded with a roar and I flew to her house. Daybreak was sabotaging
the darkness as she reached for the door handle, hesitated, then turned quickly in her
bucket seat, reached across the shifter and center console, grabbed my shirt, pulled me
toward her, and kissed me full on the mouth. “Call me,” she breathed, the sweetness of
her exhale going into my mouth as she spoke and I inhaled it like a drowning man gasps
for air.
I struggled for a response, but she was already running for her front door. I
waited for a full minute after she went in, trembling too hard to drive, then I floated home
It was just past four thirty when I crested the hill that silhouetted my parents
Bluelick Road home. I pushed hard on the gas to build speed, shut out the headlights,
then turned off the engine, coasting into the driveway and keeping my foot off the brake
to maintain inertia and get to the garage. In those days cars’ steering wheels did not lock
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up when the engine was turned off, so I thought I might be able to sneak in and no one
I eased the back door open, tiptoeing into the kitchen with my shoes held in one
hand, moving past the living room toward my bedroom and sanctuary. A switch clicked,
the incandescent bulb hissing to life and bathing one of the high backed chairs in our
living room with a circle of light. The lamp was perfect for reading, and the chair a bit
formal but nonetheless comfortable and the best possible place for reading the newspaper
in the evening. It was occupied by the one person who had taken ownership of the area
doesn’t move the predator will magically not see it and move on. Unlike the rabbit I was
a little smarter, not a lot just a little, and quickly realized that my ruse had failed. I turned
my eyes slowly, and when that did not make contact with him, I moved my head just
enough to see my father staring at me. “Good morning,” he said evenly, in a tone he
would have used for a co-worker or the milk man leaving a delivery.
“Hi,” I said, desperately searching for something more to say, a cute comment or
perhaps a profound oration that would have carried the moment, something so amazing
I did not dare move closer, nor did I dare retreat, so I just balanced myself
between strides, my right foot not quite touching the ground, until my balance failed me
and awkwardly I finally dropped it on the cold kitchen linoleum. “I see I need to take the
“Why’s that?” I said, not improving in the slightest my ability to speak unlike a
Neanderthal.
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“Well, it seems the lights don’t work and the engine stalled out on you,” he
that in a brand new car now can I?” My father stretched and yawned.
“Oh, well then you thought maybe if you coasted in no one would know you were
“Well, maybe if you stay home for the next two weeks you can think about it,” he
finished, standing then and moving toward his own bedroom, which I would guess had
The following morning I called Jill and she immediately said, “Are you coming
over tonight?”
“I’ll be over every night of my life,” I said, my heart racing with excitement,
The time flew by, because we just tied up the party line for the next two weeks,
and soon life was perfect once again. Jill coming to our performances, listening again
and again to the same old songs, but never once complaining. The expression that says
youth is wasted on the young is so true, because we just let the time pass without
savoring every moment, because time was infinite and we were young, thus immortal.
The end of High School came upon us like a thief stealing our valuables, and with
Viet Nam raging and the draft taking young men off to war, college was the choice of all
those who could make it. Lima had a branch of The Ohio State University, and we had
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open enrollment then, which meant anyone with a high school diploma and living in Ohio
stating that they had no choice but to accept me, and suggesting I consider a trade school.
I always regretted not keeping that letter, because I would have liked to send them a copy
of my diploma when I graduated, but I just threw the letter in the trash.
Freshman year was used to flunk out the least talented, and although I didn’t quite
fall into that category I was certainly close. A schoolmate of mine from Bath
recommended Wilmington College, a small Quaker affiliated school and summer home
of the Cincinnati Bengals. Although it was expensive, they worked with students to help
them make it instead of trying to make more room like the state schools.
A visit to Wilmington was pleasant and inviting, and quite candidly they did not
have a minimum math requirement which very much appealed to me. Soon the deed was
done, and I went away to school. That was pretty much a non event in my mind when it
came to Jill, but what I was not aware of she thought it would just be a matter of time
before I found some Wilmington beauty and she would be left by the curb. Again,
because she was amazing, at the time those words were never spoken from her lips to
mine, but rather some time after our marriage. She wanted me to have the best
opportunity to get the degree, and avoid the war as well, and was willing to sacrifice her
Wilmington was a great experience, I met a lot of people and cultivated new
friends, both male and female, but it was just that, they were friends. In fact they all
knew Jill quite well without meeting her, because she was overall all I talked about. I
also lost a lot of the college experience because every weekend I went home because I
was ‘Jillsick’; a week was much too long to be away from her.
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course or class work, rather it came from Paul Brown of the Bengals. I was taking some
summer courses because I was one course behind and the draft board would snatch you
up if you were not right on pace to graduate in four years. I took a part time job with the
Bengals while they were on campus for their summer conditioning and free agent tryouts,
and my assignment was to be a runner for Paul Brown. If he needed something, it was up
Besides being a truly great man, he was a teacher as well. One day he motioned
me over to his side. “Do you see that kid running sprints?” he asked. “The short one
He was easy to pick out and I said, “I see him Mr. Brown.”
“Watch him,” Coach Brown said, nodding in the young man’s direction.
The players were running forty yard dashes. At the end of each run they would
walk back forty yards, turn immediately and run another forty yard dash. This young
man was winning every race. He became so exhausted he vomited at the end of each run,
and soon was bent over and gagging as he walked back for another race. Still, he never
Coach Brown watched for a long time, and of course I was glued to his side. He
smiled and winked at me, then said, “That kid is too small to be a pro, but he has more
heart and desire than any player I have ever seen. That’s what we look for in life son,
because without hard work and desire talent is useless.” He walked away, turning his
attention toward other aspects of the training, but when the Bengals broke camp and
returned to Cincinnati, the team chosen and the roster complete, that young man was with
them.
It’s interesting how we go through life and don’t connect with the obvious. That’s
how expressions come about, for example ‘he can’t see the forest for the trees’. We
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wonder who authors them and why, and sometimes what they mean, but that saying fit
me to a, and here’s another one,‘T’. My boyhood friend and now Wilmington College
roommate, we transferred there together, Tom Clark, one day said to me, “Why are you
“What are you talking about?” I inquired, expecting some typical college guy
gross comment, and believe me we were no exceptions and had millions of them, but
“Why don’t you just marry her?” he said with a shrug. “You’re driving yourself
I couldn’t speak. The obviousness was so clear I was stunned to my very core
that it had never occurred to me. I had a year to go in college, I had no means of support
or income, I still had Viet Nam hanging over me because there was a waiting list to get in
the National Guard, and there was still no guarantee I was going to graduate after another
FOUR
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You might imagine how much money I had at the time. I was driving a 1964
Chevrolet convertible, acquired via a trade in of my own first car, a 1960 Chevrolet
Impala purchased for three hundred dollars, and my parents were paying for college. A
trip to Service Merchandise, a poor man’s Sears, and just over one hundred dollars later I
owned an engagement ring. Service Merchandise did a really good job of making a ring
mount appear to be part of the tiny diamond hidden somewhere within all that metal.
Me, forever the cool, suave character that I was, making Cary Grant look like one
of the Three Stooges, handled the proposal masterfully. I was driving us toward her
parents’ house, paused at a four way stop sign, reached my hand into my pocket, and with
one smooth motion pulled the box from my pocket. I flipped the lid like the Marlboro
Man snapping the top of his Zippo open to smoke a butt, and there stood my prize. I
pulled away from the stop sign, holding the open ring box under her nose like it was
scented, and announced, “I bought you a ring so we can get married. Tom says we’re
There, it was out in the open and said. I was so pleased with myself I almost
wiggled like an excited puppy. My eyes were on the road, and when my arm started to
tire I glanced her way to see why she had not snatched the ring from my hand. She
appeared more puzzled than angry, but either reaction was not what I had rehearsed in my
mind. Sort of like a rewind, I grinned, nodded my head, and waved the ring under her
nose again.
Finally, she reacted. Her arm pulled mine down and away from her face, then she
twisted sideways in her seat and gave me a look that also fits another old saying that I
then understood, ‘if looks could kill’. “What do you think you are doing?” she snapped,
her cheeks turning crimson and her eyes, these incredibly gorgeous blue eyes, shooting
Still the cool guy, remember I was a college senior and I used to be a lead singer
in a rock band, I just grinned even wider and kind of bounced in my seat. “Isn’t it
perfect? I knew you’d love it,” I roared, so excited I still was not getting the message.
“We get married, we live our lives together, we, well, we just we!” I bellowed, totally
Jill’sface changed slowly, the anger melting away as she watched my reaction.
Once again, classic Jill, not wanting to waste time with anger. “So I gather you’re more
“Yes,” I said, almost running the car into an adjoining cornfield. “I don’t want to
be away from you anymore. If I loved you any more than I do right now I think I’d
explode.”
“And that would not be a very pretty picture,” she giggled. “So are you going to
give me the ring or what?” I was waving the ring box around like an Italian mother
“Oh, yea, the ring,” I agreed, fumbling to remove it from its protective case. I
almost dropped it, steered the car onto the shoulder of the road, corrected my steering,
“Mister Romantic,” she sighed, removing the ring and slipping it on herself. “It’s
beautiful,” she said, holding it up to the light and at least pretending she could see the
sparkle.
“Let’s get married right away,” I continued, my heart beating so hard I could
barely hear anything over the pounding. “Today, right now. Where can we go get
“Slow down Speedy,” she was laughing now, my bizarre proposal forgotten with
her enjoyment of my obvious enthusiasm and love, and yes, her love for me. I would
learn through the years that she often would overlook my faults and shortcomings
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because she loved me and knew I loved her. “I’m going to have a wedding, white dress
“Do this?” she said. “We’re talking about planning a marriage here not a ski trip.
It will take a bit of time. For one thing, have you talked to my dad?”
had to ask her father for her hand in marriage? The same person who beat up gangs to
retrieve bicycles and outsmarted captainsof ships? “Ask him what?” I asked. Well, I had
to maintain that little ray of hope that she meant we wanted to borrow his car or
something.
“You need his permission to marry me silly,” she said. “That’s how it’s done.”
Out of all the plans, schemes, prayers, problems, and fears I had endured since I
was fourteen to get me to the goal of marrying my dream girl, this one almost tore a hole
in the bottom ofthe boat. How could I possiblyask Gayle to allow me to marry his
Maybe a long distance call, like from Iceland or something, or maybe I could write a
letter. In the end I was more concerned that Jill would tell me if I didn’t have the courage
to do this like a man I could just take a hike. But I was so scared, how could I possibly
do such a thing?
But my love conquered fear. I asked him to go fishing one weekend evening, and
while sitting quietly for a time without a bite from the fish, they were probably too
terrified to come near him as well; I finally cleared my throat and began. “Can I talk to
you about something?” I asked, much more timidly than I had intended.
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“Is Jill pregnant?” he growled, flipping his half smoked Camel into the water as if
“No, no of course not,” I blurted, fear grasping my chest like a vise and making
me wonder is someone as young as I could have a heart attack. “That’s not it at all,” I
added unnecessarily.
He relaxed a bit, shook out another Camel, lit it with his Zippo that he bought
when he was in the Navy, and breathed out a thick cloud of blue smoke. He appeared in
silhouette to be a construction paper cutout purchased at the fair, the night interrupted
slightly by the glow at the tip of the cigarette. “What is it you want to ask me?” he
inquired.
My throat clicked with dryness, sweat breaking out all over me and I shuddered
despite the heat of the evening as it trickled down my back, tickling my spine and cooling
I think he smiled, in the darkness it could have been that or a grimace, but I prefer
to hope it was a smile. He blew another huge cloud of smoke before he answered. “Well,
here’s the thing. If you love her and she loves you, then I’m alright with it.” He turned
then and looked hard into my eyes, even the darkness of the night not muting the
penetration of his gaze. “But here’s the thing. You treat her right, and I will tell you right
I didn’t move, my eyes smarting because I needed to blink but I didn’t even do
that. I knew he was totally serious. “I would never hurt Jill, and if I did I would want
He nodded slowly and winked at me. “Good. That’s good.” He turned back to
his fishing.
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bait my hook. I finally gave up and just tossed my line back in the water with a bare
hook. He caught several fish that night and wondered why I had such poor luck. I said it
Things were different between us after that night. Gayle accepted me, I was one
of his equals, but I never was foolish enough to think it was because I was tough or
macho. It was because he wanted Jill to be happy. All I know for sure is that I survived
Remember I said it was too much time to wait to get married? Well, it was. Way
too much for my taste, but at long last December 12, 1970 arrived. Jill’s number one
criteria was no rain on the day of her wedding. Snow was acceptable, cold weather was a
necessary evil, but rain was completely out. That’s why she chose December. Of course,
it rained that day, but as I look back on the day I don’t think she really noticed.
I made a major mistake the day of our wedding. My Chevrolet had given way to
a small Austin America, an import that touted good gas mileage, and every penny counts
when you get married with no job. But that was not my mistake. What I did wrong was I
left the car unlocked. Since I invited a group of my college friends, and I might add these
were a group of boys who had named our dormitory floor Horny Hall. As fast as
someone would stencil it on the doors at each end of the hall the school custodian would
paint it out. I would guess that door had fifty or so coats of paint on that six by twelve
inch area.
We were married in the chapel, moved into the cultural hall for the reception,
opened every gift, and at long last were ready to leave. Going to the car, Jill holding her
dress in both hands to keep out of the rain puddles, we saw the traditional tin cans tied to
the rear bumper. “That’s cute,” she said, “And I like the just married in soap on the back
window.”
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I opened her door and she gave a little squeal. The car was filled with balloons,
confetti, rice, and balled up newspaper. It was jammed with the stuff, almost to the point
of bursting. The Horny Hall boys were laughing hysterically in a tight little group,
It took perhaps fifteen minutes for me to clear the car of the debris, finally
prepared to drive off toward our long awaited wedding night. The car would not start.
The boys were wiping tears from their faces by now, and finally one took mercy on me
because I know nothing about fixing cars and connected whatever it was that was
preventing our exit. Finally the car started and we were on our way. Because of the
winter weather the windshield was frosty so I turned on the defroster to clear the ice. The
vents were crammed with rice, and the warm air blew the grains into our faces like tiny
bullets. We owned that car for about two more years, and every time the defroster was
moved to Wilmington and lived in the upstairs of a house on Spring Street. The couple
who rented it to us had built a staircase for a private entrance and supplemented their
income by ninety dollars a month. We had no control of the heat temperature and of
course no air conditioning, but electric and water was included so we thought we were
We were newlyweds, were totally broke, I was still going to class, we had no
social life, and we were ecstatically happy. Our big treat was walking down to the United
Dairy Farmers about once each week to get an ice cream cone. History pretty much
repeats itself from generation to generation, so my saying jobs were scarce could be
today as easily as 1970. Jill worked for a short time in Washington Court House at
Steele’s Data Processing, basically a sweat shop for data entry workers, and fortunately
I applied for part time jobs around the city, finally landing a position at a Koco
Lene gas station in Wilmington. We at least then had money for gas and an occasional
The thing is we were happy. Throughout our married life we would often suggest,
let’s call so and so, maybe do dinner or a movie, or just visit. Sometimes I would say, or
other times Jill would say, let’s just spend the night together. I don’t want to share you
with anyone. If we would have been dumped on a deserted island, doomed to live with
no contact with anyone for the rest of our days, we would have done just fine. That’s
why Wilmington was such a great way to start, just us and no money. I won a thirteen
inch black and white television and we used the rabbit ears build into the set to watch
some television, but being with one another was all we really needed.
One subject I want to broach because I think it is important to young people and
something that was always important to us, but yet is private and personal, so I will at the
same time be a bit cryptic. We were newlyweds and madly in love, and as such being
very physically close, a truly wonderfully blessing from our Creator, is way past
description a wonderful thing. I am so very grateful that for both of us, that special bond
we call sex, was not consummated until we married, and neither of us have ever
This little sidebar is not a judgment of anyone or others, because especially with
the exuberance of youth and the opportunities that become placed in front of us, many
people have multiple experiences. And just as words cannot be unsaid, neither can
actions be undone. I just am grateful that she is the one, the one and only one, and I was
hers. Remember that my younger readers, and think about it before you make decisions
As I look back on our Wilmington days, they seem almost surreal. It was only
about a year for us there, as graduation came and our life moved on, but one event
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happened that changed our lives forever, as certain seemingly benign events are prone to
do. About a month before our marriage, I was cooking a meal when the doorbell rang.
Two young men in white shirts, dark suits, and plastic name tags were standing at the
door. They were Mormon missionaries and asked to talk to me about their church. I
invited them in, pulled a list of questions from my pocket, and yes I had a physical list of
questions pertaining to religion and faith, things that bothered me, and one by one asked
These young men no older than mesatisfied every question, none of which had
ever been answered to my satisfaction. Within minutes I knew I had found the truth, that
Now my problem was, I had in my possession this wonderful knowledge, but Jill
did not. Of course I told her about it, and asked her if she had any concerns or cared if I
joined the LDS Church, and as I am sure you have determined yourself by now, her
thoughts were for me, and she said she would support that decision.
But more of that later. I moved up to the top ofthe wait list and joined The Ohio
National Guard in March of 1971, so the immediate prospect of Viet Nam was gone. I
finished my college coursework that summer and was promptly sent to Fort Lewis,
Washington, for Army basic training and advanced schooling. Married for less than six
months, and sent away for four. Now that was not a pleasant separation.
Life is full of many ironies, and my involvement with the Army was no exception.
I took my National Guard physical at an Army testing facility in Cincinnati. I passed and
signed the paperwork that obligated me to the guard for six years. Two weeks following,
I received my draft physical notice, and when I called to explain I had just had the same
physical at the same facility and was now in the guard, they said I was required to take
my draft physical anyway, because it had been scheduled. Ah yes, the Army way.
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The little life irony here is that I failed my induction, or draft, physical. If I had
not already joined the National Guard, I would have never been in the military. Because I
had passed the first and signed up, that overrode the failed physical. Our drill sergeants
at Fort Lewis told us that there was the right way, the wrong way, and the Army way.
Another little irony is I ended staying on the Guard for twenty one years, and as
each enlistment period came up I just continued signing up again. When you get past ten,
you’re more than half way there, so it just seemed like the thing to do. I would receive a
pension when I turned sixty, and Jill would receive half of my monthly deposit if I died
before her. I received two weeks of retirement pay, covering March 16, 2009, my sixtieth
birthday, to March 31. On April 1 I received a full month of retirement pay and we were
making plans about how to invest it in the future, not realizing we had only four
Army basic was what it is, miserable and degrading. Millions have been through
it and billions more will go through this little rite of passage in the future, but when you
are there you feel very much alone. Still, it came and went, with three days off before the
Jill flew to Seattle to maximize my time off, waiting for me at the airport when I
arrived from the fort. I saw her, looking beautiful and vibrant as always, just as she saw
me. Remember the old commercial where the man and woman run toward each other in
slow motion, clothing and hair flowing back in the wind, their arms held open in wanton
abandonment and finally coming together, falling into each others arms in joy. That was
the scene, rushing toward one another just like the commercial, and my heart was nearly
She skidded to a halt a full two feet from my arms, almost losing her balance and
nearly tumbling head over heels. Her hand grabbed mine, her grip so strong I nearly
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dropped to my knees in submission, and may have if I wasn’t wearing my dress uniform
and couldn’t show that kind of weakness as a soldier. “Quick,” she shouted, pulling me
as she spoke, “come with me!” Her eyes were wild with excitement. “I just met John
A quick run around the SeaTac airport turned up nothing, so she excitedly
describedthe experience. “He is huge,”she intoned, throwing her arms out wide to
emphasize. “I asked him to shake my hand, and he said, ‘Well shore, little lady’, and he
took both my hands in his.” Now she warmed to the task, grabbing my lapels and
shaking me in her excitement. “Then he took my hand in both of his, and I swear they
I was grinning for all I was worth, not because of John Wayne, but rather because
I was looking at her, hearing her voice, touching her. I had my Jill with me. She finally
stopped, looked at me for the first time, and said, “My gosh I missed you. I love you, I
love you.”
I couldn’t speak;my throat had closed tight as the shrinkwrap on a new music cd.
But she saw my eyes, read what she saw there as she always could, and fell into my arms.
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Like everything else, Fort Lewis came and went. I attended National Guard
meetings one weekend a month and looked for work. Things were tough in the early
seventies just as they are now, and jobs were hard to come by, so I decided to move on to
grad school. Ball State accepted me so Jill and I moved to student housing in Muncie,
Indiana. We both looked for work, a prerequisite for staying in school, and quite simply
Ball State, at the time we were there, had a superstar basketball player. His name
was Bill Keller, I kid you not, Bill Keller. He was really known as Billy Keller, which
was what I had been called as a little kid, but here I was sporting the same name. And he
was exactly my height as well, a lightning fast point guard with a deadly top of the key
to prove my identity because everyone thought I was being a wise guy when I gave my
name. I would occasionally get a close to belligerent attitude when asked for my
autograph and I explained I was not that Bill Keller. They thought the hotshot athlete was
I finally determined I was hurting the poor guy’s reputation so I just started giving
up my signature as requested. After all, I am Bill Keller, but I might warn any collectors
out there to look carefully when buying a Billy Keller autograph. Then again, being a
star athlete by proxy was not always that terrible. I found out through the local Barney
Okay, I was speeding, it’s been long enough ago that I don’t care who knows just
like I don’t care that the world knows I threw away a New York City parking meter ticket
near the Statue of Liberty in the early nineteen nineties. Anyway, I was going to be late
for class and was driving too fast, just like we all do from time to time to get where we
need to be. Officer Fife pulled me over and strutted up to my car, his hat tilted just so on
his balding head and his utility belt pulled a bit too high in a vain attempt to hide the pot
belly, which in reality just accented his gut. He paused just before he reached my open
window, and I saw him in my rear view mirror make one last adjustment to his mirrored
sunglasses, attempting to look more like the guard in Cool Hand Luke.
Tempted to make a comment like, “Anythin’ yew sahay,” I choked back the words
Once again, I was tempted to answer, “I’ll say,” but my thin bank account and the
you think because you’re a big shot you can just drive like you please in my town. Am I
Now how do you deal with this one? I could try to finesse him which he probably
wouldn’t understand, I could insult him, at which point he would probably shoot me, or I
could say nothing. Of course none of the above is correct because when you’re dealing
with an ego and a gun nothing works. I chose silence and waited for his next move.
“So mister star can’t lower himself to speak to a lowlife cop I see. Well, that’s
I was going to shift gears but it was too late; he was already walking, well more
like gliding, back to his car. I actually think he was doing his version of a John Wayne
walk. I missed class, because I sat for about forty five minutes before he strutted back to
my window.
“You sign here boy,” he said, the words coming out like spit.
I signed, he tore off a copy and smiled, his yellowed teeth reflected in the
mirrored sunglasses. “You and the judge have a nice time superstar. I bet you talk to
Yes, I had to go to court. He did not give me the option of mailing in the fine.
My “fame” worked against me this time. The judge was, as if possible, worse than the
cop. He allowed me to say one or two sentences the entire time, yelling and threatening
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to take my license and then threatening to call my coach. I so wished he would have
done that; can you just imagine what an idiot he would have looked like?
I finally escaped, paid my fine which emptied our bank account, and thankfully
One semester was the limit; so back to Lima we went. My parents did not say ‘I
told you so’, rather they just took us in and put up with me looking for work. Substitute
teaching brought in a little money, but a full time career seemed to be elusive. I had an
interview in Lima to be a parole officer, and as I tried to make that opportunity happen I
had to go to Columbus for interviews. Jill rode along, waiting patiently in the car while I
talked to the State recruiter for the prison system. This pattern was always to be our
method of operation. You see, we just liked being together, so a drive to Columbus was
I went for three or four different interviews, each time being told I was perfect
and they wanted to hire me, but I had to do another interview. What I didn’t realize then
but know now is they did not have funding and were keeping me interested while the
budgets were being completed. All I knew was I needed a job and no one was giving me
makeshift affair instead of an office. The human resource director was a man named
Farmer, I don’t remember his first name, but I do remember he was huge. Not in a good
way either, this poor fellow was easily two hundred pounds overweight. He had a sign
on his desk that said, please do not feed me. Obviously no one paid the least bit of
attention to it because this guy was really big. He was jovial and friendly, and I believe
he really did want to hire me, it was a matter of the system preventing him from filling
the position.
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Discouragement set in, but Jill wouldn’t hear of it. She insisted I keep a positive
attitude as I continued to look, and to that end one afternoon after I suffered through
another come see us again later interview, we were driving through downtown Columbus
and she said, “Pull over at that meter, I just saw something.” I pulled over as directed and
she pointed toward a sign that said ‘General Employment Agency’. “Why don’t you go
in there and ask if they have anything,” she suggested. “What do you have to lose?”
“Nothing,” I agreed, and before either of us could change our mind went inside.
They were friendly, accommodating people and I filled out countless forms and
said I knew everything there was to know about credit bureaus, and I said it with the self
assurance of a man desperate for a job. Also, I thought to myself that a credit bureau was
a place people went to borrow money, not realizing that was a credit union. No matter, I
needed a job.
When you are in a strange town, and by that I mean anywhere that is unfamiliar,
you can be a block away from some place and not realize your position. Jill was a world
class navigator, and a weatherbeaten Columbus city map was all she needed. GPS was
nothing more than three letters in the alphabet in 1972, so maps were the only way to
navigate.
She skillfully guided us through the unknown streets and as it turned out we were
a scant five minutes away. The parking lot had names on all of the spaces, so instead of
risking parking in the space reserved for my interviewer we circled the block and found a
meter on Town Street. Jill took the driver’s seat, a twofold safety measure. First we
saved the coins in the meter, because she could just drive away if the attendant came by,
and second she could drive away if a stranger approached. The area looked pleasant
The Credit Bureau of Columbus, located at 170 E. Town Street, was very pleasant
inside the building. Everyone was helpful and kind, a rarity during those times when
interviewing for a job. I interviewed with KatherineHarris, a kindly lady who said she
was excited that I already understood their business. She did not ask me one question
regarding credit bureaus, and from there she sent me to Dave Bringardner, the sales
manager. Dave later became a vice president for CBC Companies. He too asked a host
of very general questions, not once asking about my direct knowledge of credit bureaus.
Of course my answer would have been this is a place people get loans. Looking back on
the experience and knowing how the company operates and approaches their customers, I
understand his techniques. The most important thing to them was how their employees
reacted to other people, the customer being definitely the king. If a sales person can
handle a lengthy conversation in a pleasant and intelligent manner, that is how we react to
“Yes sir, I do,” I replied, again willing to take anything offered to finally have
employment.
Not knowing what else to say, I answered, “What is the right answer?” I guessed
that as soon as those words came from my mouth I had blown the job. I sincerely did not
Instead he smiled, appearing to have relaxedfor the first time. “The right answer
is go home, think about it for a week, and then come back and tell me your answer.”
Back in the car I was silent as Jill drove slowly toward route thirty three to return
to Lima. Jill held her silence for as long as she could, finally giving me a less than
playful punch on my arm. “Well, what did they say?” she asked impatiently. “Did you
That answer got me a harder punch on the arm. “If you don’t tell me what they
said I’m going to stop the car and shove you out the door. Now give me a straight
answer.”
“He said I could come back next week and accept the job,” I said, “so I guess I
“That’s close enough for me,” Jill said with a grin. She turned on the next street
“We’re not wasting the trip. We’re going to look for an apartment.”
Blvd. just off Morse Road on the north side. There was no magic or secret in us ending
up in north Columbus, it was purely accidental, but a good one. We spent our lives there,
first in the far north and later in Worthington, a suburb just to the north of Columbus.
Jill found a job working for Highlights For Children, the children’s magazine,
located on Fifth Avenue in Marble Cliff, which would have made the northwest side more
convenient, but we liked where we landed. She had found a home, working with a group
of girls, and they were, like her, just girls in those days, and over the years became
women with families and histories of their own. They grew up together, the Highlights
Girls as Jill liked to call them, sharing the births of their children, passing of their parents,
and joys and successes of their spouses. Finally, after twenty five years of being together
their jobs were outsourced and the little extended family was in jeopardy of breaking up.
But they didn’t allow it to happen, and to date still find time to get together for updates
and to reminisce. Life has never defeated these beautiful, wonderful angels. They are
After a year we bought our first house, staying in north Columbus. Royal Forest
Blvd. in Beechwold, near Morse Road and High Street, was perfect for us. A small fixer
upper, Jill showed her brilliance as a decorator. Long before HGTV and all of the
designer shows, Jill knew just what went with what, and she became someone people
would seek out for help in decorating their own homes. I always encouraged her to go
into the business but she always declined. She was as good as anyone I ever saw, and the
That little house was a mess when we moved in; in fact we could not see the front
as it was buried behind overgrown bushes. The floors were covered with moldy carpet,
the walls coated in countless layers of wallpaper and paint, and the aluminum siding was
a Pepto Bismol pink. The upstairs windows were rotted, and all of the windows had
removable storms that sort of fit, plus the home was heated with a coal conversion gas
fired furnace. It looked like something out of a poorly made horror movie.
Jill went into action and soon we were in the middle of a construction zone.
Under the moldy carpeting were beautiful hardwood floors, and the walls were actual
plaster, not wallboard like what is used in today’s construction. We painted the siding
white, and that made me a Sherwin Williams fan for life. That paint took to the siding
like it was baked on at the factory. As time went on Jill picked out new kitchen cabinets,
countertops, and flooring. We also turned a useless porch into a family room, rebuilding
Our neighbors took to us like meat with potatoes, and with Jill’s personality that
was no surprise. She became friends with young and old alike, finding ways to help
everyone she encountered. The older residents needed trips to the grocery and doctor
appointments, and the younger ones needed decorating tips and occasional babysitting.
She also was patient with her silly husband, as I was often looking at ways to
supplement our income. I concocted an idea with a friend of ours to raise fishing worms,
a popular seventies scheme that promised a lot of money to those who jumped into the
business. Living in Ohio, worms of course do not do well in the winter, so they needed to
worm farm, complete with bins full of peat moss and worms. The creatures ate chicken
feed and hid under damp burlap bags cut and laid flat on the surface.
I know, it didn’t work, and eventually the worms were dumped under our cherry
tree that grew under our bedroom window. But all was not in vain, because we had the
most amazing cherries I have ever seen. I remember standing on the roof, picking them
by the basketfuls and smiling at the thought of the pies Jill would turn them into.
She also put up with my gold coin purchasing club and my foray into what turned
out to be a pyramid company. I took so much for granted over the years;because the
incredible love she showed for me was just something I thought was normal. I knew I
totally worshiped her, and I realize the feeling was fairly mutual.
I mentioned pies, and that is just one small example. That lady could cook, and
she loved doing it. I can remember her staying up half the night baking during the
holidays and then taking the goodies in the morning to work. Tired she was, but she did
it because she loved the results. She has a shelf bowed withy the weight of cookbooks,
but her use of recipes was simply to remind herself what ingredients to put in. She
measured very little, typically adding ingredients by sight and using a master touch.
For the next nearly ten years we just lived our lives, working, going to church,
and loving one another. Jill embraced the Mormon Church although she did not officially
join. She obviously loved and supported the work and participated, plus she supported
me in the work I did and never complained that I was spending too much time away. She
was a fierce supporter of the work and doctrine, and never hesitated correcting people
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who had misconceptions or made derogatory comments about the Church. I always said
I remember once a local evangelist came to our home and more or less began a
rant directed at our faith. Jill turned him inside out, and I just listened in awe as she
matched him sentence by sentence. She enjoyed visiting teaching, a program where
every home is visited monthly by the ladies of the Church. This cemented a friendship
with Marsha Rayburn, lasting long after that assignment ended and becoming lifetime
My Credit Bureau career blossomed, Jill loved Highlights, and after my first six
years in the Army Guard I reenlisted and ultimately stayed for twenty one years, retiring
as a Chaplain’s Assistant. Our only horrible event was Gayle’s passing at fifty one. That
We had been trying to start a family for several years. There were surgeries, tests,
and various special diets, all intended to result in a pregnancy. Being careful to not be
indelicate, most everyone has heard that the best part about trying to get pregnant is the
trying. That is not totally true. Using temperature charts, calendar events, and even
studying the best time of day is not conducive to romance. It is perfect for a clinical trial
or a laboratory experiment, but that is as far as it goes. When the time is right, you
perform. No argument, forget the upset stomach or headache, and you darn well better
not be in the middle of an argument, because that doesn’t stop the process either.
The interesting thing about where life takes us, and it certainly does take us on a
pinball ride, is we don’t know what is best for us. God is in charge of where we end up
and what happens, even if you don’t believe. I’m sorry all you nonbelievers, God goes
about his business rather you like it or not. His divine plan is to let many things happen,
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but all that happens to us, even though it seems impossible to believe, is for our good. It
is all to give us the best opportunity to go home to Him and become exalted.
And of course, for the most part, we don’t listen. Jill and I were no exception,
even with the Church to rely upon for help and guidance. We became discouraged and
upset because the “blessed event” just didn’t happen. Igave her a blessing, laying hands
on her head and using words prompted by the Holy Spirit. It promised her that some day
It was as if God turned on the lights because we had been stumbling around in the
dark. “Why didn’t we think of this before?” I asked. “I can’t believe we didn’t think of
this.”
She had tears in her eyes. “I know, this is our answer. Somewhere out there, we
have a child.”
And so with that answer to our prayers, and the understanding of her blessing, we
marched ahead. The process is long and complicated, which it should be, because there
is a life involved. Frankly, I think perhaps there should be some of the same scrutiny for
started a baby savings account with a time line of four years to have it funded. Usually it
One day, just about a year after we were approved, the attorney handling our case
called me at work on a Friday morning. “You need a check to pay for the medical bills
and adoption services by eight o’clock Monday morning. You and Jill are having a
baby.”
In today’s world of the Internet, twenty four banking, and home equity lines of
credit, this is not a big deal. In 1980 youbanked from nine in the morning until three in
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the afternoon, Monday thru Friday. There was no ATM’s either. So, we had to get a loan
in one day, also not a big deal today, but then that just wasn’t done. If you were buying a
car for example, you picked out your beauty, fell in love or lust, and the salesman said
they’d get back to you in about a week if you are approved. And things were a lot
tougher back then, as credit was not easy to obtain. Loan officers were careful and after
them it went to a loan committee. It may seem archaic but we also did not have the
massive credit meltdowns like we have today. That is just the way it was done.
I called Jill, told her the news, waited until she stopped screeching and then
crying, and told her to meet me at the BancOhio, later known as National City, Bank in
Beechwold. We raced to the branch, by now it was about ten o’clock, and asked to see
the manager. He was a very nice man but he followed the rules, and when I told him I
needed a check before the end of business day he looked at me as if I just admitted to
being a space alien. When I explained what it was for his attitude changed completely.
He told us to go home and wait for his call. Jill reminded him that our future depended
on the outcome of this transaction, and he said he would take care of us.
Up to that point this was the longest day of our lives. Neither of us said muchthat
day, and when we spoke it tended to be in a whisper. We filled the time with trivial
“This is one time I don’t know,” I said. “I really just don’t know.”
So we pretended to read in the quiet house, but I noticed Jill, just like me, never
turned a page. Time crawled by, and every few minutes one of us would check the phone
Around six o’clock, we were both crushed because it was after hours and we
knew our chance had just been missed, the manager called and asked us to come to the
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bank. The drive took only about five minutes, but it was the longest five minutes of our
lives. We quickly decided we would not be upset when he told us it just could
unfortunately not be done, because the impossible was what we had been asking.
Perhaps we could get an extension or ask the attorney to allow us to pay whatever we had
in our checking account and bring the rest when the bank loan came through. We arrived
at the bank and the manager unlocked the door, locked us in with him and turned the
alarm back on, then sat us in the bank’s conference room. Jill looked like she was going
to be sick;I glanced around the room looking for a trash can to capture her stomach
contents. I thought I would be needing it too. The manager smiled, I thought wanly but
as it turned out he was just tired from working on our loan all day, and with a rather
proud flourish handed us our finished paperwork. An hour later we exited with a check.
He seemed a bit embarrassed when Jill gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek, but the
tears of joy in her eyes made his own sparkle with wetness as well.
I don’t believe we slept all weekend, at least I can’t remember sleeping, but in
fairness I don’t remember anything about the wait until Monday morning. I know we
made some calls, that is after discussing the possibility that all sorts of things could go
wrong, but that kind of news was too impossible to keep. I didn’t have any work to do in
the nursery because that had been prepared months ago, from the baby wallpaper to the
crib. Of course everything was perfectly color coordinated and could have been an ad in
any child rearing magazine of the day. And everything was found at a bargain as well. I
remember standing all day at a carpet auction waiting for this light green carpet remnant
that Jill determined would be the perfect color for the baby’s room, and we got it for close
to nothing. One fellow bid it up a bit, but it still was a tremendous bargain.
There were several accomplishments I made because I had them saved in a folder
and wanted to get them started as quickly as possible. They were a subscription to
movements and increase the baby’s dexterity, and a book club for baby. Come on, this
child was going to be the next Albert Einstein, even if his father was more like Albert
Eisenhower. I waited impatiently for each issue of Parent, turning immediately to the
baby is now section, each telling us at various ages where the baby’s progression should
be. How amazing the accuracy of the experts, which I am sure just gave the typical
progression of a baby.
turn to feel like I was going to be sick, but by then Jill was fine because she was in
Mommy mode. She was ready my friends, this kid was about to be in above first class
hands. A car pulled into our driveway, and the attorney exited the driver’s side, moved to
the passenger side, opened the door, and his secretary stepped out, holding a tiny bundle
in a blue blanket. I remember it so distinctly because they didn’t use a car seat. She
I pulled the front door open before they rang the bell, and without fanfare or
invitation they stepped into our living room. No one spoke a word; the secretary just
moved immediately to Jill and gently placed the tiny bundle into her arms. The tiniest
face in the world peeked from the blanket, that was all that showed at the time, and two
huge dark eyes accented with full eyebrows peered at his mother’s face. The eyebrows
crinkled in with skepticism, glared for a moment, then softened with acceptance. Those
two fell in love faster than I did at fourteen with Jill. Then I think they both started
crying in unison, with me joining next, and then I noticed the attorney and his secretary
We named our little boy, three days old and fresh out of Riverside Hospital,
William Bradford Keller II. Please excuse my ego. Jill insisted on the second, she was
not going to have her son known as Junior. Of course it didn’t matter that people call
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children the name their parents use, so it made no difference, but the second it was and is.
Remember, you don’t mess with Jill when it comes to her family.
People don’t believe this, but honestly when we decided to call him Will it was
not for the cohesiveness of Bill, Jill, and Will, although I do love it. We thought William
was too pretentious, Bill too repetitive and confusing, and of course we’ve already ruled
out Junior. Will just fit, so it was decided. Life suddenly became a revolution not of the
sun, but of the son. And frankly, we absolutely loved it. There was diapers, formula,
sleeping, diapers, formula, etc. I could fit Will along the inside of my forearm, his head
cradled in my hand, and he liked this little perch. I also loved Saturday afternoons when
I lay him on my stomach and we both napped in comfort and security. The perfect
scenario was when Jill joined us and the three of us just snuggled in, and nothing in the
Will coming into our lives helped us to learn a valuable lesson. God was a lot
smarter than us, and when he blessed us we sometimes did not understand. We knew
from the day he became ours that we were blessed by never becoming pregnant.
Typically couples that conceive children never think of or consider adoption. We knew
that it was God’s will for him to be our son, and any other outcome would have likely
thwarted that intention. We could not imagine a life without Will, and for that we forever
thanked Heavenly Father and his wisdom. Will has an unofficial fan club, with Jill and
need; food, money, water, clothing, and of course diapers. We would look for specials,
and Huggies became the diaper of choice, and then take a trip to the store. Two shopping
baskets full of Huggies later, we would smile and wave at the looks and sometimes
comments of our fellow shoppers. We got the same treatment when we bought formula
too, and I am sure we had thelook of militia survivalists. We had fun doing it and we
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were together, plus when people made comments that was an opportunity to talk to them
Jill was totally against day care, so she worked out a deal with Highlights where
she would work a few hours a week in the evenings, leaving only when I was home. She
always thought ofus first, putting up with lost sleep and no personal time because she was
doing what she loved. Forever the amazing person full of love and sacrifice. We never
looked at the financial sacrifices as being that; we did just fine and never wantedfor
anything. There is more than one advantage to togetherness being contentment enough,
When it came to doctors Jilllistened to the pediatrician, of course picking the one
she trusted after doing a lot of research and deciding he was the best. He told us the
healthiest babies were ones who were fed only formula for the first six months, then
formula and cereal for six months, and then begin slowly introducing baby food,
thestandard strained peas, apricots, spinach, and all the other putrid looking mush that
passed for food. Jill held the line to his advice, although there wastimes she thought Will
seemed hungry even after eating. At around month eleven, the doctor complimented her
on Will’s weight and overall physical condition, but he made the comment that he seemed
a little hungry. Jill told him her feeding cycle, and when he asked what she was feeding
Will she said, “Well, formula and cereal mixed together of course. That’s what you said
He said, “Well, that’s really great, and he’s healthier for it, but no one ever does it.
Fortunately Jill was not a cop, because if she had been armed I think she would
have shot him. A stop at the grocery on the way home and Will got the surprise of his
young life that night at dinner. He discovered food! Jill had a food grinder and made a
lot of her own baby food, being the thrift conscious person she was, but when she opted
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for commercial food in the jar the only baby food that would do was Gerber. Will was
soon eating like a king, in fact he was kind of on a throne when we ate. Jill put his car
seat carrier, which was the center of the seat that disconnected and doubled as a baby
carrier, on the table when we ate. It adjusted to an upright position and we alternated
taking bites ourselves and spooning food into Will’s mouth. It’s a fond memory and
We owned a Volkswagen Superbeetle when Will was born, and there was nothing
better than to see them zooming around town, and Jill did zoom. She liked to get to
where she was going quickly, and often the envelope was pushed. Cooke road in
Columbus is a hilly, up and down road, and as a toddler Will, and then Jill, called it the
Whee road, because it was a bit like riding on a rollercoaster when Jill drove. Will was a
strong willed little rascal, and when he got something in his little mind it was not coming
out. During potty training we had the typical little tyke pot with the lift out bottom to
dump it after it was used. Of course at first it had to be saved until I got home from
work, the prize deposited in the pot saved for me to witness. Jill absolutely sterilized the
A trip to the store was needed, and Will decided he was not going unless he was
wearing his pot on his head like a hat. Jill finally determined the fit he was throwing was
not worth it and plopped the pot on his head. Will instantly calmed down and allowed
her to strap him in his car seat. On the way to the store Jill was moving along at her usual
fast clip, and suddenly the dreaded flashing red lights appeared in her rear view mirror.
The police officer approached the car, ticket book in hand, and looked inside the car.
Will sat in the rear, toilet seat on his head, a huge grin splitting his face from one ear to
the other.
“Is that what I think it is?” the police officer said, pointing to Will’s head.
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Exasperated, worn out, and now not in the mood, Jill snapped, “He wouldn’t stop
The officer burst out laughing, closed his ticket book and walked back to his
cruiser. As he pulled away and went around them, Jill could see he was still laughing.
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Summers were her favorite, as she took Will to Alum Creek to play in the water,
even though she would complain about the dirty water. But Will took to water like a
duck so it was a good place for him to play and splash. Church friends were important
too, as they took turns driving and the children played together. Will still has good
memories of the fun days they spent together, with the early nurturing being so important
in developing a child into a man. Vacations were fun too, and we would go to Florida
almost every year for a week, staying with my parents who were retired and spent winters
there. We all became big fans of the Sunshine State, and the ever thrifty Jill liked the free
lodging with my parents. And of course they snapped up any opportunity to spend time
with Will.
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Will had another little trick he reserved especially for Jill. When he became
upset, he would throw a fit and hold his breath until he passed out. His lips would turn
blue, his eyes rolled back, and he would lose consciousness. Of course at that instant his
brain took over and he breathed, recovering quickly and with it the fit was over, but the
process was not less than horrifying. It is amazing how at that tender age Will knew how
to make his point, so he simply used the tools available to him. PoorJill totally freaked,
which was probably why he gave the little performance. Remember, we inherit nervous
If there was a picture in Webster’s Dictionary under the word mother, it would be
Jill. She looked for ways to introduce Will to new things, have great experiences, and
bring him joy. She loved going with him to the park to fly kites. Many days and
countless hours were spent with the kite flying high, Will holding on for dear life as the
pull of the string almost lifting him off the ground. This excitement was a fairly regular
outing, Jill spending her precious time to make Will happy. One day Will looked up at
her, an imploring look on his face, and said, “Mom, can we go home now?”
The great kite flying incidents were a source of fun and memory all her life, as
Will and Jill remembered their outings that they both dreaded, but loved each other too
much to say let’s quit. She would do anything for her son, and as it turns out the little
Presbyterian Church ran the program and after exhaustive research it was deemed
adequate for Jill’s son. It was indeed an excellent and very highly respected program that
proved to be an excellent choice. Two days each week for four hours he had playtime in
a kindergarten like atmosphere and he pretty much loved the experience. In fact he kept
track of the days and got excited in advance, enjoying the give and take that little ones
require of one another. One day when Jill walked him through the parking lot and they
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neared the door, Will went nothing short of berserk. He screamed, cried, howled, and of
course at the end held his breath and passed out. It was a classic fit of monumental
The director of the program came out, shocked and perplexed by his reaction, and
after Will settled down she asked him if he wanted to stay. He calmly said he did so the
director told an upset Jill that she would call her if there developed a problem. Jill exited
and went to the home of a member of our church, a school psychologist. She was
looking for the answer to his episodes, and in her typical kind and gentle way, Deanna
explained.
“Will is a strong willed little boy,” she explained. “You are very fortunate,
because he will likely grow into a confident, secure person. But you see, as a little boy
he needs to know who is in charge, and he will do his best to make it him. Of course that
would be a terrible thing, because he needs his parents to be in charge, at least for a few
more years,” she added with a smile. “Just let him throw his fits and don’t react to them.
“But I can’t help it,” Jill complained. “I get rally upset myself when I see him
turn blue and his eyes roll back.” She paused; fighting tears, and shook her head.
“Of course it’s hard,” Deanna said patiently. “But no one ever said it would be
easy being a parent. You have to decide which is more important to you, being upset or
helping Will get over these episodes and knowing you will protect him.”
Jill told me later no better advice was ever given her, and although she might until
reading this never have known, Deanna Horstmeier always held a special place in her
heart. When she pickedup Will that day, he was fine. She said, “Honey, why did you get
upset?”
“No,” he said.
“Do you promise to tell me if anything there, or anywhere else for that matter,
After that he had a fit two or three more times, but when Jill no longer reacted
strongly or showed she was upset, the incidents stopped. It was hard for her, because she
loved that little boy so much it hurt, but that very love is what gave her the strength to do
what was best for him. He would pass out, wake up and look around, confused at first
that she was not hovering over him, and just get up and go about his business. As
promised, he gave that up and of course looked for new ways to try to get his way.
Kindergarten came next, then first grade at Wilson Hill Elementary. Jill dropped
him off each day and picked him up after school. When he came home from school that
first day and they went into the house, Will climbed onto his mother’s lap and sighed.
She hugged him and said, “How was school today Sweetie?” she asked.
“It was so long,” he lamented, and sat for a long time in the comfort of her arms.
Later that night when Will was fast asleep, Jill cried because she felt bad that he
had been upset. But of course she waited until he couldn’t see her tears. Many mothers
love their children, but Jill was blessed with something special to give her little boy. If
anyone does not think so, just ask him. And of course he quickly took to kindergarten,
We have always been a unit, not three distinct individuals. When Will was still
wearing one piece pajamas, my favorites were the yellow ones that reminded me of a
baby duckling, so I called them his ducks. Every night at varying times, I would be
sound asleep and would awaken to three, always exactly three, soft slaps on my cheek.
Lifting one eye open I would see those big dark eyes looking expectantly at me, his
height at that time putting him at eye level with me as I lay in bed. I would grab the front
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of his ducks, give him a toss into the center of the bed, and he would worm his way under
the covers between us like a mole entering its burrow. We would wake in the morning
Jill always said he traveled to Cleveland every night in his sleep, because he
would flip and flop in his sleep and more or less kick us half out of bed. One night I
awoke, wondering what was wrong, in my sleep induced haze knowing something was
not normal. Suddenly I realized Will had not come in our room. I tentatively touched my
cheek to see if I somehow was numb and had not felt his pats on my cheek, feeling the
stubble of my beard at the touch. With my heart racing I rushed to his room, finding him
sleeping comfortably in his bed, a cherub in sleep instead of my active little whirlwind of
a boy. A wonderful time of our lives had come to an end, and Will simply slept through
the night from that time forward. I was disappointed, and not a little bit depressed for
some time. I don’t believe I consciously realized that I was sad because every stage of
our lives has a beginning and an end, and in most cases it is the end of an era that hurts
the most.
A flurry of T ball, soccer, and swim lessons proved Will to be a very good athlete.
He is left handed, a fact that helped later when baseball proved to be his favorite sport of
choice. Jill leaped into the fray with treats after practice, bringing way too many bottles
of water and orange slices, and having fun with the other moms as they watched us
dadscoach and work with the boys. Another Worthington plus is its sports programs and
the dedication of parents in the community to their children. We have films of the boys
playing T ball, picking clover in the outfield and losing concentration as balls rolled past
them.
We progressed to dads pitch and then the boys’ skill levels began to show, because
they had to keep an eye on the ball and hit a moving object. There was less daydreaming
on defense then as well, and the development was a joy to watch. Soccer was a similar
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experience, going from missing the ball when attemptingto kick it to ignoring it
completely as it rolled by. The parents were the enigma, yelling and screaming at the top
of their lungs as their little one stared at them in confusion, not knowing if they were in
trouble or if mom and dad were just yelling for joy. And of course in the meantime the
Travel baseball and travel soccer teams meant most evenings at a game or
practice, and weekends at the ballpark. All of our time was taken with sports, and it was
wonderful. Friends often grow out of our children’s friends, and we were no exception.
Neighbors had children involved in sports and school activities, and just the fact that Will
spent so much time with them resulted in us getting to know whole other families. The
nice thing is that good people are pretty much alike, they have values and positive beliefs,
making them individuals you want to spend time with. We have to this day those
experiences to thank for many wonderful lifetime friendships, and love many of these
One vacation was especially memorable. Will invited Andy Schabo, a friend and
Florida. Jill and I made the mistake of buying a time share week which we used every
year, but neither of us did a very good job of planning. Time shares are best utilized
when you decide two or more years in advance what your travel plans will be. We never
did a very good job in advance planning, so we consequently we had to take pretty much
what was available. There were times, more often than not, when only destinations that
were not wanted were what were available. On this particular trip we went to a Florida
resort that boasted it was on the water, so we thought it would be a great place to get
The resort was on a channel, which technically made it on the water, but there was
no beach. In fact the only way into the water would have been a ten foot drop straight
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down. Once in the water there would be no way to exit. The staff spoke only German,
because as it turned out a German company owned the property and they provided
trip it the United States for high achievers and their family. They had some vacancies
depending on the time of year and the availability of travel, and so theyallowed excess
units to be part of a time share network. The resort was not only substandard, in fact it
took two tries to get a television that worked, and it was a fifteen inch model at that, but
alsothe staff spoke only German. Any needs we had were expressed by using hand
gestures and drawing pictures. We came to understand what it was like to be a stranger in
The thing is, despite the difficulties, we had a great time. Besides the number of
laughs we’ve shared in reminiscing with Andy for years, it was just fun making the best
of a bad place. It was a good lesson that fun and joy came from companionship, not
location. It is very difficult to be disappointed or too upset when Jill is involved. She
Jill was a person who accomplished things; she didn’t like to see projectsgo
undone or jobs half done. Even on that trip to Germantown as we later called it; she
found area attractions, organized picnics, and made us laugh. Her biggest complaint was
wasting time, she knew how precious it was and wanted to use it wisely. There would not
be a wasted week if she had anything to say about it, and she most certainly had plenty to
Rob McCarthy went with us on one of our infamous trips. This was one time Jill
was upstaged, and she absolute loved it. Rob and Will pretty much took over the resort,
in a good way, and it was a ball. There was not too much to prevent them from running
things, because there were not too many people there. The rooms were really nice
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though, and the boys were excited that a large upstairs bedroom was theirs to do with
One of the infamous time share promises was free bicycles to ride around the
resort grounds. They had perhaps fifty or so bicycles, all covered with rust and a handful
with air in their tires. A trip to a nearby hardware store and an inexpensive tire pump
later, and we discovered that so many of the tires were flat because they were rotted and
would not hold air. I sacrificed my manhood and rode a girls bike because of the four
Another feature was a lake with paddle boats. The lake was coated with algae and
smelled like a toxic waste dump, and the paddle boats were leaky and some of the
paddles were broken. It was hilarious watching any two of us manipulating a paddle boat
through the rancid water, attempting to compensate for the leaks and uneven paddles.
Bingo was a major event for the activities planner, and it received a really good
turn out. Midway through the activity Rob and Will went up front, told the lady calling
numbers that she was holding things up, and announced that they were going to show her
how it was done. And show her they did. The crowd loved them, the numbers coming
fast and furious and a constant narrativekeeping the evening fun. When it was over the
boys received an ovation, the loudest coming from Jill. Will and Rob, always somewhat
quiet and reserved, could have started a career as the next Martin and Lewis that trip.
Will reminded me of the great water skiing trip. Jill always wanted to learn, I
couldn’t have cared less, and of course our young natural athlete Will always wanted to
try new athletic adventures. Will went first, and on the first pull up he came and skied
like a champion. We were not surprised, and he had a great time racing over the waves.
I passed on a turn, so Jill took to the water. This was a bigger feat than you might
imagine, because she did not swim and water over three feet deep terrified her. So here
she was, life jacket holding her head above the water, sliding her feet into six foot long
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water skis. She struggled, time after time failing to come up as the boat thrust forward.
She was going to give up, fatigue and frustration overcoming her excitement and desire
to ski.
“One more time,” she yelled to the boat, and the engine roared to life again. Just
as if she had been doing it all her life, Jill rose up and stood tall on the skis, bending her
knees slightly and leaning back just enough to counter the pull of the rope. She was
doing it!
After several minutes of flying across the water, even getting brave enough to
criss cross over the wake of the boat, she moved her hand back and forth under her chin
to indicate she had managed to go left to right. The problem with that is the cut across
the throat is the universal signal to stop, so the engine was stopped and she settled down
“No,” she shouted, too late to reverse the action, “I meant look at how I was
Try as she might, she could not get back up, and fatigue finally forced her to give
in. The next day she was so sore she could barely, move, walking hunched over in crab
like shuffles for two days. Teasing is an understatement, but she didn’t care. She had
conquered a giant and was proud. That was her one and only experience with water
skiing.
As you might guess, she had to try snow skiing as well, and a school snow day
gave her the chance. She and Will went with the Schabo’s to Mad River Mountain; one
of two places in Ohio where there is a steep enough hill to ski. I passed again, preferring
Again, Will went down like an Olympic champion, and Jill spent her day on her,
shall we say, back. This time she was conquered, and never got down the slope without
falling.
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Neighborhood parties were a favorite warm weather pastime, and I was able to
come up with one that no one but my Jill would have tolerated. I traveled to Portsmouth
every June and bought fireworks for a neighborhood display. I went to Portsmouth
because they had a two for one deal there, which increased my buying power, and
because of the display I prepared I most definitely needed to increase my buying power.
I never told her how much I spent, and she never asked. It wasn’t just too much, it was
way too much. This became one of those very few things we just never discussed,
because if we did I would have had to stop, and she knew I didn’t want to stop my shows.
I brought home not only a trunk full of ordnances, but therewere also some major pieces.
It was expensive and impressive. I must admit, those shows were a highlight for me, and
We took the display to the street behind us because we live on a busy road, and of
course private fireworks displays are illegal. Kate Schabo, Andy’s sister and “one of the
boys” as they said because she was one of the few girls in the neighborhood, so she had
to stay up with them just to protect herself, called my displays Red White and Bill, a play
on Columbus’ Red White and Boom. Not only was Kate one of the favorite “boys”, she
grew up to become a beautiful woman. Of course her high praise of my work mad each
successive year even more important to create something that put the previous year to
abject shame.
The preparation was made about two hours before darkness, because I had to set
up the display for maximum impact. Every performance artist was most meticulous in
setting up his or her performances, and I was no exception. There were a lot of items to
set up, and I carefully staggered the really good pieces to fit in at just the right times to
keep the ohhs and ahhs coming. And of course there had to be a finale, as with all world
Jill, the common sense to my insanity, insisted upon certain safety requirements.
The children had to be on the grass at all times, one of the other men had to be a
helper/backup to me, and I had to have a trash can with water in it plus a portable fire
extinguisher to take care of potential problems. She also never really enjoyed the shows
One year during the show a police car pulled up at the end of the cul-de-sac and
just sat there, presumably enjoying the show. Things got really quiet for a time, but I
figured any concerns were too late and just kept the show going. When the last rocket
was fired and the neighborhood crowd gave me my cheers, the police car started and
pulled away. I trust he enjoyed the show and actually it was good that he was there in
case of problems. Another benefit of living in Worthington is that the police are more
concerned with safety and quality of life than being hung up on every little nuance of the
law.
The thing that ended the shows was not the expense or the police. A new
neighbor did not like our exploits, including our friend Tom Smith’s basketball court.
Tom’s back yard was half blacktop and he put in a fiberglass backboard to make a first
rate playing surface. He even constructed wooden bleachers to encourage fans for the
games, and then had the neighbor boys over for games. He gave them pet names such as
Claus Von Beulo, Harry and the Hendersons, and the Thrill, just to make the whole thing
more festive. It is a wonderful memory of a great time. Often there would be members
of Ohio State’s basketball team playing with the boys as well, because Tom was a long
term supporter of OSU basketball. Those top class athletes drew the neighborhood
Our new neighbor did not have the same viewpoint. She announced that her
children were put to bed at seven o’clock and she expected the basketball to be put away
at that time as well. This was a demand, not a request. Now, in case there are some of
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you who have never heard of daylight savings time, in the summer darkness fell at around
nine thirty, and if you pushed the envelope you were good until ten. I will give him this,
Tom did not include outside lights reminiscent of an outdoor recreation center, so she
should have been somewhat grateful. Actually, Jill said her vote would have been to
install the lights and listen to the ball bouncing and the kids laughing until the wee hours
of the morning. As for Tom, hewas not about to lose two to three hours of prime time kid
fun every night. He announced to Ms. Grumpy Neighbor that he had no intention of
suspending outside activities to suit her. In his opinion the matter was settled, but then
Obviously he had the backing of all the neighbors, and I mean by a one hundred
and ten percent margin, but she was not one who liked to hear no and as a result she
looked for paybacks. She was not a very pleasant person in regards to anything and did
not care that we all knew it. Honestly, I believe she enjoyed confrontation. One fateful
July I was preparing for the celebration in my usual manner, setting up the display and
effectively blocking the street, which as before mentioned had never been an issue.
Neighbor McNasty came stomping out, demanding to know what I was doing and who
gave me the right to block ‘her’ street. Not the shy one myself, I explained what Red
White and Bill was all about and like Tom, I made no apology for my actions. McNasty
said she was calling the police and stomped inside, turning and snorting like an angry bull
Soon thereafter Jill came by and I repeated the threat to her. She plopped down
on the curb and motioned for me to continue. She smiled and winked at me and said,
I continued, and McNasty came storming out of the house. Her arms were bent at
the elbow and swung like a power walker. “Do you think I didn’t mean it?” she barked,
rising onto her tiptoes to make her maybe five foot height seem greater. The muscles in
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her jaw bunched and relaxed in a staccato that threatened to do damage to her expensive
capped teeth.
Calmly Jill rose to her feet, brushing the dust and grass clippings from the seat of
her jeans, taking her time as she moved slowly with her back to me and standing toe to
toe with McNasty. She leaned forward even farther, almost nose to nose like an Army
drill sergeant, and spoke very quietly to our angry neighbor. After a long moment, the
woman pouted, actually stuck out her lower lip and pouted, and went back into her house.
This time she did not turn around and snort, in fact it appeared her shoulders slumped a
bit as she disappeared through the door. Jill turned to me, smiled, and simply said, “I’ll be
back over with the trash can for water and the extinguisher in a few minutes.” She gave
I just stared at her as she walked away, for the millionth time amazed by this
glorious woman, and could sense she was smiling. Whatever was said will never be
known, and I never asked, but therewere no further outbursts. Still, if you will remember
as I said when I first described this event, this was the last year for Red, White and Bill.
The neighbors gathered, folding chairs, adult beverages, soft drinks, and all the trappings
for a celebratory evening. The little children were running around with sparklers and
squealing with a child’s delight, excited but not necessarily knowing why. The
atmosphere was electric with anticipation, and I had prepared a show this year like no
other before it. Money had been spent; two for one specials obtained, and you could
almost taste the excitement in the hot dogs and hamburgers consumed by the gathered
neighbors.
At last darkness was upon us, an inky cloak that covered the display like a movie
director doing a fade to black. I used a portable propane torch to light my pieces, and
when I created the spark that ignited the gas it was the only light showing except for the
red glow of three spent sparklers and the front porch light at the McNasty’s, which they
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turned on just before we began, a feeble attempt to dampen the fun of the show. I could
see them peering through the glass around their front door.
The display was superb, but of course I am unfairly biased, however the crowd
cooperated with their exclamations and cheers. There were some unusually loud and
colorful pieces that year, some admittedly almost too powerful for the close confines I
was working in, but making the display all the more beautiful. Way too soon I reached
the finale, touching off around twenty big boomers as quickly as my torch would move. I
actually singed some hair as I moved down the line, the rockets flashing too close for
comfort to my face, but only I was aware of the danger. Then, just like the big displays, I
paused atthe very end and then lit two last rockets as an exclamation point.
The first rocket went up as intended, flying just the correct height into the air
before bursting and showering the crowd with colorful ash. My heart quickened with
pride because I had pulled of the greatest show ever, and I was an instant from accepting
unexpected. The second rocket lifted from the ground and just hovered in the air,
hanging as if an invisible hand was preventing it from escaping. Then, as if on queue, the
rocket turned exactly horizontal, in fact if I could have put a level on it my guess is it
would have been a perfect right angle. It then escaped, its propellant streaking it forward,
It was early July, still nice enough in the evenings to keep windows open and save
air conditioning costs, and in retrospect I don’t know if that was good or bad. The rocket
flew through the McNasty’s front window, maybe tearing a screen, I don’t know for sure
because of the darkness. It flew through the house, I saw its tail burning as it flew
through the darkened house and briefly illuminated a table and chairs. Then it barely
missed a sofa and maybe skipped off the top of it, everything was so fast it was hard to be
totally sure, thenexited through a rear window, landing in the back yard and starting a
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small dry grass fire. I wasn’t sure if everyone even realized it had happened, although I
certainly knew the McNasty’s had to know, but since there was nothing to be done after
the fact I just ignored it. I did notice they never left the windows around their front door,
because there was surely no way to really see this, I swear their mouths were gaping
open.
All I do know for sure is nothing was ever said, the police never came to our door,
and I still have no criminal record. The only backlash was Jill’s comment, much more
important to me than a visit by the police, which was simply, “Red White and Bill is
formally retired.” That was it, but as I have said before, don’t mess with Jill.
SEVEN
As life progressed, and it is now amazing to me how fast it went and I often
wonder why we did not savor not just each day but indeed every moment, we saw things
float along as if on a cloud. We were very fortunate;because other than bumps and
bruises we had no scares or tragedies, save as mentioned before Jill’s dad passing.
Life was blessing us, and except for activation for a truck driver’s strike when my
National Guard unit was sent to Barberton, near Cleveland, for a week and two
consecutive years of activation for Ohio’s famous blizzards, we just moved through time.
Will and his neighborhood friends spent every waking childhood moment playing,
and although towards the end of adolescence the dreaded video games and brain numbing
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nonsense like Pac Man, Frogger, and then the one that really got the craze started Super
Mario Brothers came onto the scene. Until then it was play outside, no matter what the
weather. I understand today’s worries regarding children and health, because those
children in our neighborhood never sat still until their heads hit their pillows, and then
A giant elm tree sits in our backyard; I would guess it has to be close to a hundred
years old, and its limbs stick out like low hanging stair steps, inviting the Tom Sawyer in
all boys to climb its powerful frame. We could look out the bank of windows into our
back yard and see children speckled throughout the tree at various heights, looking like
ripe fruit just waiting to be picked. For some reason, I guess because we could see them
and also because it was so easy to climb and maneuver, we never worried about a fall or
injury, and that lack of concern turned out to be correct as there was never an accident or
incident. The children also never used the tree for horseplay, they just enjoyed the
Looking back, since our own memories shape us in many ways, I am a bit
surprised I didn’t worry about the tree, as when I was about the age of our young tree
climbers, I fell from one at my Grandma Stoner’s house, hitting my head on a wagon
tongue parked under the tree in their barnyard. That tree was old and inviting as well,
and who would expect me to fall at that exact moment on the day that particular wagon
was parked under the tree. Certainly if the situation was available, I would find it. My
brother Rick went screaming into the house, “Billy is dead! Billy is dead!” I can see
My mother and grandmother were doing dishes, and in those days almost all work
was done while wearing an apron to protect the housedress, which may have been one of
two that were owned. As my mother tells this story, they both ran from the house,
throwing dishes into the barnyard and tearing off their aprons as they ran, tossing them
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aside as well. I was lying on the ground, my head resting on the wagon tongue, my head
totally drenched in blood. I recall some things about the incident, but I don’t remember if
In those times you rushed to the doctor’s office, not the hospital, so off we went,
screaming and crying hysterically, to Dr. Lacock, the old country doctor that everyone
placed their lives and futures in. If you had a cold or some ailment that enabled you to sit
in a chair and not lose consciousness, you went to the main waiting room and did what
the name implies, you waited. No appointments, just a first come first serve basis, and no
take a number systems either. People knew in what order they came, so they waited.
And don’t think a certain day or time of day madea difference, because it did not. Every
day the waiting room was jammed, and no one appreciated emergencies of anything that
would circumvent their place in line. The place had a prison infirmary atmosphere and
If you felt you had an emergency, you went around to the back and banged on the
old screen door. Doc would come out, his stomach larger than a beach ball and his pencil
thin mustache twitching in frustration and fatigue, and then peer at the patient over his
half glasses resting precariously on the end of his nose. He would make a quick
assessment, and if in his opinion, and none other mattered, you had an emergency, he
would bring you in and treat you immediately, even if someone else was being examined
at the time. If he thought you could wait, he sent you to the waiting room and you saw
him three or four hours later, all the while subjected to the glares of the patients who
My mother drove the car right next to the back door, bouncing through the ill kept
lawn, dust and tiny stones flying as the tires kicked them up, the whole cloud of debris
catching up and hindering visibility as the doors flew open and I was carried, now
chocking a bit from dust, up the steps. The old screen door almost fell from its hinges as
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my mother and grandmother simultaneously pounded the door. Doc was there in an
instant, his girth aside proving he was deceptively catlike, although his feet were splayed
to each side and he tilted back to prevent himself from falling over like a top heavy
bulldozer. He was about to bark at them for driving on his grass, such as it was, and
almost tearing down his door, such as it was as well, but before he could speak he saw
strawberry blow pop, my lower body serving as the stick. In today’s world I could have
saving me from her and rushed into an examining room, chasing out the half dressed
patient he had been working on at the time with a raging bull bellow of “Get out of here.”
I was by then screaming at the top of my lungs, probably from fear at everyone’s
reactions more than anything else, which added to the chaos. I wonder what the waiting
room full of people must have been thinking as they listened to the commotion. We were
told some bolted for the door, preferring to go home and try some home remedies than to
later face what must happen to people after they were taken into the dreaded back room.
Others I am sure were just angry because they knew another delay was taking place, and
perhaps the dreaded rush to the hospital was coming, at which point they would have to
go home and come back tomorrow. That was the worst case scenario, and they could feel
it coming.
Doc Lacock was a rough person, a good doctor but not one for nonsense and
probably felt he had no time for it either. He pushed my head roughly face first into a
pillow, that action forcing me to stop kicking and screaming because I would have
suffocated, and finally he was able to examine my head. “Oh for crying out loud,” he
rasped, “it’s just a cut. The head bleeds like a slaughtered pig so it looks bad, but the boy
just cut his head.” He grabbed a bottle of antiseptic, poured some on with a satisfied
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grunt, and which to me felt like he had just doused me with battery acid, and then for
good measure dumped some more on the cut. That started me screaming again, so he
pushed my face into the pillow again until I stopped. When I was finally silent and quit
kicking and squirming, he let go and jerked me to a sitting position like a rag doll. “Now
get him out of her and take him home. I’ve got sick people to treat.”
“Well, I’d give him a bath and get that blood off him, it might draw bees and he
could get stung. I don’t want to take any more time today for a sting.” Without another
word Doc moved like a bull elephant toward his now terrified patient from before and
Despite this traumatic memory, I was never concerned with the children hanging
from our tree. I knew where they were, they were having fun, and it was wonderful
watching them. Besides, Doc Lacock was long gone and if there were any medical
Jillloved hearing the ice cream truck, the annoying music it played reaching our
ears from a distance away, coming like a pied piper and gathering children. It made no
difference what was in our own freezer; it could have been stocked to bursting with ice
cream treats, popsicles, and even Graters half gallons. The summer visits from the Good
Humor man were not really about buying ice cream or even eating the frozen delights, it
was a vital social evening event. Kind of like going out to eat when there is plenty of
food in the refrigerator, just because it’s fun. You save money and the home prepared
food is actually tastier and healthier, but going out becomes an event. The ice cream
Will always heard it first, his young ears not saddled with the years of noise that
begin eroding the clarity of sound for adults. Jill would see his head jerk up, her signal
that our little sentry was alerted like a guard dog reporting an intruder. She moved
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toward her purse with the precision of an athlete before he could react, giving him
however much the overpriced treats cost, laughing as he tore across the back yard as if
being chased by a dog and vaulted the fence to get to the cull de sac. How I loved her
laugh, and any time she had joy in her heart brought a flush over me and left me
wondering what I could do to make it permanent for her. I unfairly prayed that I could
The children lined up in an awkward type of order, sort of a snake line because
each one wanted to see what was coming from the truck. After all, part of the fun was
trying to best the other junior consumers and make them envious of the prize you were
smart enough to choose. The system seemed to workbecause ultimately everyone had a
snow cone, a drumstick, an ice cream sandwich, or the infamous rocket bar, the biggest
treat on the truck, but actually nothing more than a Popsicle in the sort of shape of a
rocket ship. Although it probably cost the least of all the items to produce, it was a very
What the children didn’t gulp down summer’s heat made short work of, melting
down little hands and arms and finally dripping off elbows onto the sidewalk, creating
colorful little puddles that drew swarms of flies and armies of ants. Since sugar was the
main ingredient in all of these treats, the end result was a sticky mess. Jill waited
patiently for Will to come bounding back over the fence, even at that young age showing
the athlete he would someday become as he effortlessly came over the top like a young
deer bounding past an obstacle to get to his destination. She met him on the back patio, a
bath towel soaked in warm water, the warmth releasing the fabric softener’s fragrance,
covering her precious child’s arms and dissolving the sticky mass before he could touch
anything in the house. Just watching her face as she cleaned him off, listening to his
excited explanation about his treat and why it was the best. The love she had for him was
Jill was not fastidious, and by that I mean she did not insist that everything was in
its place exactly just so, because a house had to be a home, and a home was to be lived in.
Still, she kept a neat house, and in this era of equality and sharing of all responsibilities,
which I did and do totally support, the home and its reputation was hers. She more
allowed me to help with cleaning and laundry that wanted it, a toleration born of the
appreciation of my desire to assist, and often I would see her going over some of my
cleaning jobs again because it just did not suit her. It never angered me because I knew
she felt strongly about the condition of her home, and I just smiled at the thought she was
holding her tongue and not telling me I was doing more harm than good.
The outside was a different story. I worked at a nursery garden center when I was
growing up, so landscaping and exterior design were mine. I learned from the best
landscaper in Lima, Earl Lockwood, and toward the end of my time with him he allowed
me to run jobs and do some designing. In a use it or lose it world I am not as good as the
I can safely say Jill did not like outside work, because if she did despite my skills
I would not have been the boss there either, because the outside was an extension of the
inside. All of that was perfectly fine, in fact in retrospect maybe she made some
decisions because I preferred to let her have or do anything she wanted. Jill could do no
wrong with me, and I didn’t care if it mattered or not. She was the expert when it came
to flowers, and we got a lot of compliments with her yearly plantings. She typically put
out ten to twelve flats of annuals every year, and we had a colorfast.
We had such a great time when Will was in High School. He competed in a
Division One school, which was the biggest and most competitive schools in Ohio.
Athlete’s had to be really good or else be part ofintramural activities, because it was just
very difficult to make the teams. Will played varsity and earned a letter in his junior and
senior years at Thomas Worthington High School. He had the prettiest, most level swing
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I have to date ever seen. It reminded me of Johnny Bench, the all star catcher for the
Reds, except from the left side of the plate. We traveled everywhere back then, and even
when we would see the grass at home looking like it should bailed instead of mowed, we
Perhaps the highlight of watching Will was a trip we made to Toledo. A game
was lined up with Toledo Start, at that time one of the top rated schools in the country. I
think the team expected to lose, this was truly and amazing team, but we were anxious to
see how the boys performed. Will came to the plate three times in a five inning run rule
rout, and he put the ball in play all three times. He grounded out, flied out, and hit a
I was co president of The Diamond Club, the baseball parents support group for
the team, when Will was a senior, and that made Jill’s burden heavier. She did all of the
administrative work and saw to it that we had food for the concession stand, printed
flyers for spring flowersfund raising sales, and reminded me of meetings I dared not
forget. There could not have been a more impressive Donna Reed show episode written
EIGHT
When Will was little, he once asked me how many years he would have to go to
school. Without hesitation I told him nineteen, which covered him from kindergarten
through grad school. I remember it so distinctly when he asked, and the number came
out without any thought or mental addition. I guess it was always there in my
important as was a college degree when I grew up. Every parent wants their child to have
a good life, better than their own no matter how good that was, and we were in agreement
Jill had a rule when it came to college; a hard and fast decision that was never
open for discussion. Will would go, and unless he came up with a wild plan such as
attending a state school out of Ohio that cost twice as much, or if he chose a college with
no accreditation, we would pay for it. “I am not going to listen to people who say it
builds character to pay your own way through college,” she said in her best Daniel
Webster oration. “All it teaches them is how to be in debt. There will be enough of that
in his life too soon as it is. When it comes to grad school we will help, but that’s when he
As for me, I’m going to argue with Jill? Actually, we were of course not perfect,
no couple that is actually real ever is and when I disagreed we had a discussion about it,
but I did buy off on this one. We were just so attuned together that there were very few
things we had a problem with. Will actually thought he might get a part time job for the
extra income it would provided during his undergrad work,and that was just not going to
We did the college visitation circuit, which was a big family outing and a load of
fun in itself. Will even put up with a visit to Wilmington College, my old alma mater,
even though we all knew it was not in the running. It was still fun to roam the campus
and show him the various haunts that first just I enjoyed, and later with his mother. We
drove by the old apartment and stopped in the United Dairy Farmers for ice cream, even
Jill’s favorite Wilmington stop was Vic and Mom Cassano’s pizza, and that one
was hard to find. It was a favorite when we were there and we made sure the trip
included that stop. We even visited with Wilmington’s baseball coach and Will was very
One small school wanted him to play baseball for them, but he decided he wanted
to be a student and have some fun, not just being relegated to nothing but practice and
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playingball. Of course that was not my choice because I loved watching him play, but a
well placed kick in the shins from Jill under the table closed my mouth.
monstrous as Ohio State, plus it was away from home, and the time was right for Will to
spread his wings. Two weeks before he was to leave his wisdom teeth were removed,
leaving him looking like a chipmunk with its cheeks filled with nuts. This was the thing
to do at that age, and most of his friends either mirrored his look or had already been
through the process recently. But the soreness and swelling soon passed, Will said his
goodbyes and made his final preparations, and off to BGSU we all went. Jill rode with
Will, who was taking his Chevrolet Beretta we bought when he was sixteen. It had just
under a hundred thousand miles on it when we purchased it, and he had driven that car
for two years. I was a Chevy man since my youth, so Will had to suffer through my
return to youth since I bought the car. It was not in good shape when we bought it, but it
was a good little car in its day. We replaced a lot of light bulbs, all the belts, hoses and
fluids, and then the tires. Statistically speaking he would wreck it in short order anyway,
Will may be the most honest person I have ever known, incapable of lying or
being deceitful. We could always tell if something was up because he would just remain
mute when direct and difficult questions were asked, preferring silence to telling a lie and
One evening he came home and without as much as a hello he said, “I got picked
up by the police tonight.” This without the slightest emotion or as much as a blink.
Jill was accustomed to Will’s limited communication so she didn’t react until she
“I stopped at a four way stop sign and he said I didn’t come to a complete stop.
There was no other traffic and I turned to the right. I think I was stopped, he said my
Now I was a bit worked up, but not at Will. “He gave you a ticket for that? We’ll
Jill smiled now and held up a silencing hand before I could reply. “I wouldn’t
think you should get a ticket for that and you are a good honest person for telling us. You
didn’t have to and we appreciate it. We’re glad everything is alright.” She patted his
hand, and using the “we” and “us” words made it clear that the subject was closed.
The key to this is it turns out Worthington sends a letter to parents of a minor
when even the slightest violation occurs. If Will were not so completely honest we would
have received the letter without his warning. He is in short just an awesome young man.
I could see them in front of me for the two hour plus trip to Bowling Green, and
neither one stopped talking for the entire trip. I enjoyed watching their heads moving and
the hand gestures as they talked and talked, the mutual respect and love they shared a
touching sight.
We stayed until quite late, checking every square inch of the campus, not wanting
to give up and ending the day. Finally heading for home and leaving, for the first time in
our lives, one third of our unit in another place, Jill’s tears started before we reached I 75,
and had not stopped by the time we reached home. All of my words of comfort did no
Fortunately, Will forgot something he needed, now what it was has been long
forgotten, but it was deemed important enough at the time thatwe drove back to Bowling
Green two days later. Jill had been inconsolable, crying most of the time and not
listening to reason when I told her she needed to get control of herself. She settled down
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when we got near the campus, knowing she would see him shortly. The instant we saw
Will we both knew something was wrong; his cheeks looked full of nuts again, the
called dry sockets as an aftermath of the wisdom teeth extraction. He had to go back
home and be treated for the problem. A bad experience for Will, a needed one for Jill.
She had him home for a couple of days, and as he recovered things were normal again for
a bit, but in the long run it didn’t work, as when we dropped him off with a full recovery
it was a rerun and shebegan crying again. This went on and on, and finally after two
“Look, here’s how it is,” I said, one of the few times I was irritated with her.
“Either you stop this or one of two things is going to happen. We quit our jobs and move
to Bowling Green or Will comes home whether he likes it or not. You make the call and
No one was any more amazed than me, but it worked. Jill stopped crying and
accepted her baby’s growing up, but the beauty of it all is he will always be our baby, no
matter where he ends up in life. He might not like it, but that is the way it is. Anyway, I
We got some visits on weekends and of course there also was summers. He loved
BGSU and did well;majoring in business despite the fact it was considered one of their
harder courses of study. We agreed that being on his own had moved him along in
maturing and his development as a man. He had done well and we were proud of his
accomplishments.
The old Beretta was becoming a problem, finding a mind of its own and tending
to stall out at very inopportune moments. One day when Will was at home for a visit his
car was in the way, so Jill grabbed his keys and borrowed it for an errand. About an hour
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later our phone rang and it was Jill, sitting on High Street in Will’s car, the engine
refusing to run. That cantankerous old car had just made a mistake. It gave out on Jill.
It reminded me of an old rooster on the farm I grew up on. It ruled the henhouse
with a vengeance, protecting his turf from animals and humans alike. He would attack
my brother and me, and even my mother was not exempt from his wrath. The only
exception was my father, who had never had an altercation with the bird. They seemed to
have some sort of a gentlemen’s agreement to not include one another in the macho wars
I don’t know if the rooster forgot, no longer cared, or in his arrogance finally
decided that he was in charge of everyone, but he finally made the mistake of his life.
One Saturday my father grabbed the egg basket and headed for the henhouse, whistling
tunelessly as he crossed the caged lot that contained the hens and of course the old
rooster. Like a scud missile the bird attacked and struck from behind, sinking his talons
into my father leg and then pecking at him violently. Roosters also use their wings as
weapons, beating them against their opponent with the capability of doing some damage.
The scud missile rooster met a patriot missile in my father, and we all know how
those matchups went. The attack happened on a Saturday and we had chicken for dinner
on Sunday.
So it went with that automobile, except in this case it ran into the entire First
Army. Will and I drove down High Street and found her near Clintonville, about five
miles from home. I put them in my car, got behind the wheel of Will’s Beretta, and of
course the engine started instantly. We arrived at home, Will said his goodbyes and
headed back to school, and Jill sat quietly for the longest time. When she became silent it
either meant we were having an argument, which we weren’t, or she was making a
decision that was not negotiable. Finally she announced, “That car goes. And I don’t
because I am a Chevy man and they have the best people in the business, and picked out
a new Cavalier. It was black with a black interior, two door and sporty. Jill was sold on
the spot and of course Will couldn’t be too upset because he had a new car. It really was
The next day we took it to Bowling Green, brought back the Beretta as an unseen
trade in to Maxton’s, no issue because the old car was next to worthless by then anyway,
and just that quickly the great car incident was over. The entire transaction took place in
a matter of two days, a record even for a car buff like me.
Despite these little blips of problems in our lives, we had very little to complain
about, as Will graduated from Bowling Green with an excellent GPA, he was moving
ahead with his life, we were all doing well, and then reality set in again. Jill and Jan’s
mother, Marva, passed away. We had to endure the ending of a household, putting aside
things that were kept for years and keeping things that were, are, and always will be
precious. We cling to those we love and resent their loss to us. We all had a hard time
Life gives us joy and pain, sometimes in unequal proportions. We lost Uncle
Buzz Kaufman, and his dear wife Betty had passed away some years before, and then we
lost Aunt Avis. Love is a blessing, and the pain of loss would never be there without
love’s precedence. It takes us back to the promise we have of eternal life, and the
promise of restoration and reunion. I live on only because of this great promise, and I
know it is true.
Life continuedon, as it does, and lived our lives. Will was working in Columbus
with BMW Financial Services, but he was not satisfied. He wanted a Master’s degree,
and decided he would pursue his options. He sent letters to universities nationwide that
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offered work versus education benefits. The process was a lot like being a writer, lots of
Because he was persistent and also a sharp person, Will beat the odds. He got a
response from Wagner College on Staten Island, New York, a Division 1A school with a
beautiful campus. A ferry ride from New York City, the incredible world of Manhattan
was at his fingertips. They were looking for anequipment manager for the athletic
department, and in return offered grad school tuition, room, and board plus a monthly
stipend. A day long interview process was followed by an offer and he took it without
hesitation. This was a major undertaking, and Will attacked it like a tiger.
New York City was our favorite destination for vacations and long weekend
getaways, and is the world’s capital for the publishing business, which was near and dear
to my heart. Jill never tired of Broadway shows, musicals being her favorites, and we
would typically see nearly every show that came and went to Gotham City. And
Broadway was the place to be for shows, along with cultural events and some of the best
restaurants in the world. There was a magic to the experience that we felt could not be
replicated anywhere else, and I cannot imagine any city in the world that could come
We knew we had been to the city enough times to not be considered tourists when
one day a befuddled looking man stopped us and asked for directions. To both of our
amazements Jill knew exactly where he was going and gave precise directions to his
destination. Remember the ad campaign with people singing I love New York? Jill
should have been in that one wearing the I New York sweatshirt with a giant heart in the
middle.
The Service Merchandise diamond had adorned her finger for a lot of years. On
one trip to the city we walked to the Diamond District, an amazing place that contains
what appears to be thousands of individual booth style stores. The number and cost of
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the diamonds are immeasurable, with the several blocks of merchants all wanting
business. We found I.D. Jewelers, a wonderful family who owned one of the many
booths that adorned the crowded area. We replaced her ring with a new engagement and
wedding band surrounded with diamonds on a band of platinum. I always thought the set
was extraordinary, but Jill was so beautiful it made them look ordinary, as anything
would compared to her. She found a set of rings at Tiffany’s and chose the rings I.D had
I also years ago bought her diamond earrings that were not very high quality, so
those too were replaced by our friends at I. D. Jewelry. Jill’s other favorite jewelry maker
was David Yurman, and his headquarters store in New York City was another popular
spot for us. She was ‘decked out’ as they say, but then she was very much worth every
piece she received. She received great pleasure in the baubles but not half the pleasure I
Our trips were always pleasurable and fun, until we received a call one morning
just before we headed out to work. It was Will and the conversation went something like
this:
“Will?” I said, knowing it was his voice but surprised he was calling so early.
Of course instantly my blood ran cold. “Will, what’s wrong son?” I asked, trying
to be calm and not get as hysterical as I was now feeling. Jill, because she’s a mother and
had an intuitiveness for us anyway, narrowed her eyes and started poking at me,
mouthing “What?”
“Dad?” Will asked, this three way conversation getting stranger by the second.
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“Will, if you say that again I swear I’ll strangle you through the phone,” I said.
“Okay, okay,” he quickly said. “I was in an automobile accident last night and I
broke my arm. I’m in the hospital here on Staten Island and they want to operate right
away.”
I felt a terrible pain in my left arm, was it a heart attack? A stroke? No, it was
Jill’s grip on my left bicep coming close to tearing it away from the bone. “Okay,” I said,
feeling a little bit better now because at least it did sound like he was going to live. “I’m
going to peel your mother’s hand off my arm because the blood supply has been cut off
and then I’m handing her the phone. Tell her what’s going on.”
While Jill was talking I grabbed my cell phone and called Delta Airlines. They
had at that time the most direct flights to New York, and I explained to them it was an
emergency and we needed to get to New York within hours. They had a flight that we
could make if we packed virtually nothing and bought what we needed while there, and
then they were very helpful with our dilemma by charging us just over a thousand dollars
for two tickets that would have normally been around two hundred. So much for the
brotherhood of man.
Jill hung up and turned to me, her hands shaking. “He was in an automobile
accident last night and his arm is broken. They said he needs surgery right away because
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his arm is so swollen it could cut off the circulation and could cost him the arm.” She
“We have a flight to catch,” I said, pulling her toward the door. “We can buywhat
we need there. Forget everything, toothbrush, makeup, all of it. We’ll worry about those
Jill came along, shock making her compliant. “Do we let them operate on him?”
she asked, ignoring my speed as we flew out of the garage and hit the pavement in front
of our house. The Impala’s tires screamed as they bit deep and we defied police and
gravity as I quickly ate up the few miles to the airport. I parked in long term, the most
expensive way to leave you car, without having any idea how long we might be there, but
“I don’t know.” I said truthfully. “Right now we just need to get there, but if they
say his arm isn’t getting blood they may have to do something right away.”
After we rushed to the airport we then waited impatiently for our flight. As we sat
in the uninviting chairs at the gate and prayed it would quickly be time to board, my cell
rang and I grabbed it. A voice I had never heard was on the line. “Mr. Keller, I know you
don’t know me but I go to school with Will. I was raised in New Jersey and have
livedaround here all my life. I’m calling you because Will is my friend and I wanted to
“I’m sorry,” he continued, “I didn’t mean to upset you. I should have kept my
opinions to myself.”
That uncorked my tongue. “No, no. I just was surprised and didn’t knowwhat to
say for a moment. What do you think we should do?” Something told me to listen to this
voice.
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measuring his words slowly, not wanting to say anything that would cause me to ignore
his advice. “He’s world renowned and only works on arms. For real, he operates from
the shoulder to the wrist. This guy only takes celebrities and very wealthy people, and he
is impossible to get an appointment with. I called my friend and she said if Will goes to
his office, he will evaluate him and help him if he can. And Mr. Keller, if this doctor
can’t help him no one can. He’s probably the best in the world.”
I quickly updated Jill and she said, “Let’s get him to that doctor.”
“I can take him there now. They promised to see him as soon as he gets there.”
I fought to keep my voice steady. “Son, this is going to be difficult, but I need
you to do it. Press the call button for the nurse. When he or she comes in, tell themyou
are leaving. They’ll more or less freak out and tell you that you can’t do that, but tell
them you are going anyway. You will have to sign a document that says you are leaving
against medical advice, and they may even try to scare you and tell you horrible things
are going to happen to your arm if you leave. What’s worse is we are going to be on an
airplane in a minute and for about two hours we won’t be able to talk to you so you will
be on your own.”
They called us to board the plane and I quickly said, “Then,go see that surgeon.
We are going directly to his office from LaGuardia, and we will meet you there. Do you
“Okay, I have it,” he said and hung up. It felt like I had just abandoned him in
Jill and I talked nonstop on the hour and a half trip to New York, this time to stem
the fear and concern. “Is this the right decision?” she asked.
“I don’t know Honey,” I said honestly. “This all happened so fast we haven’t had
time to thinkabout it. I felt right though about trusting that young man, and we have to
“What is this doctor isn’t any good?” she continued. “What if he’s a quack?”
“I doubt he’s a quack,” I said, “but we’ve had no time to research him that’s for
sure. We’re going on the word of someone we’ve never met, but I don’t think it’s logical
for a friend of Will’s to intentionally steer him wrong. I guess when we get there if we’re
concerned with this guy we can always go to another hospital. I don’t know, this is one
time I just don’t know, but we will do everything we can to make sure he gets the best
care. And you know we’re going to do what we think is right, and in the end that is all
anyone can do, so let’s just keep praying and help our son.”
After what seemed like forever the plane landed and we grabbed a cab to
Manhattan. Traffic wasn’t as awful as usual and we made decent time, probably a New
York City first, arriving at the office of Dr. Raskin in fairly good time. We ran to the
check in window and Jill said to the receptionist, “We are here for Will Keller. He came
Did we have the wrong office? The wrong doctor? I wrote it all down when I
was on the phone, but maybe in all the excitement? We looked at each other in
confusion, not knowing what to do now that we were at the party and our guest of honor
did not show up. At that moment the outside door opened and in came Will and another
young man, and it appeared they were refugees from a circus. For a moment we didn’t
know whether to laugh or cry. Will was wearing shorts, hospital shoes, and a hospital
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gown. He was naked from the waist up, except for the flowing gown, and his right arm
was in a sling. He looked positively horrible, pasty white and obviously in pain.
“I would guess this is Will,” the receptionist said. “Come with me,” she said, and
whisked Will away before we had a chance to say anything to him, his hospital shoes
We turned our attention to Will’s benefactor, the friend whose voicenow had a
face that got him out of the hospital and into the hands of Dr. Raskin. He had an easy
smile and a confidence about him that made you immediately at ease. “I’m Bryan
Gallagher,” he said, offering his hand which first Jill and then I took.
“I can see Will has a very good friend,” Jill said. “How can we thank you?”
“No thanks are needed,” he said with that easy smile. “Will is a friend, and I
“So this doctor is really good?” Jill asked. “We haven’t had time to check him out
or anything.”
“This man is considered the best arm specialist in the world, and I truly mean the
world,” Bryan said. “He doesn’t even have to travel much. They come to him.”
“Bryan,” Jill said, “we never asked. Do you have any idea how this accident or
He nodded and said, “I sure do. First of all, Will was not driving. He was in the
front seat and there were threepeople in the back. The driver lost control of his car on a
rainy road and they hit a telephone pole. There was no drinking or anything bad
involved, it was just an accident. Will said he saw the pole coming and he braced his arm
against the window post. The collision broke his arm. One of the people in back has
some jaw and teeth damage, I would guess that was from the seat back, and other than
“We were so worried that we never even asked the particulars,” Jill said, “not that
it matters,” she added. “All we care is that no one was killed and hopefully in the end
A young girl came into the room and went immediately to Bryan. “Hey Bryan,
how’s it going,” she asked. She was a pretty girl with a bright smile and, like Bryan,
“Great,” he said, and they hugged. His face showed an obvious likeness and
respect for the girl. “Gina, this isWill’s mom and dad. They got here just a few minutes
“Mister and Misses Keller,” the pretty girl said, turning to us and putting a
comforting hand on each of our arms. “I know you’ve already had a tough day, but let
me assure you that Will is in great hands. Come on back, Doctor Raskin is ready for you.
You’re going to like him.” She turned to go and gave a little wave to her friend Bryan as
we followed her.
Bryan moved toward the waiting room but I waved him back to us. “Come on
He smiled and nodded. “Thank you sir, I was hoping you’d include me.” He fell
in step beside Gina and we followed them down a hallway with multiple closed doors
We went back to a tiny room barely large enough for one person, and Will was
sitting on an examination table, his back propped against the wall andhis feet stretched
out in front of him. His arm was in a sling and appeared tight and swollen, but he looked
better than before and his color was back. He still wore the hospital gown. We went to
Crammed in like circus clowns in a tiny car, Jill and I joined Will with Bryan and
then Gina. In a moment a man in a white lab coat, perhaps fifty years old with movie star
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looks, joined us as well. I swear he looked like the sixties television character Ben
Casey. “Hello all,” he said in a booming voice, “I’m Dr. Raskin. I have some films here
and we’ll all just take a look together.” He put x-rays on a screen and flipped on a light.
Will’s damaged arm sprang up on the screen and the break was obvious even to us. My
believe.” He turned and smiled then, almost like he had shown us a secret that he was
pleased with. He looked at us and winked. “I’m not too sure we can help you with this,
you see we need a donor arm and,” he paused and grabbed Bryan’s arm. “Wait a minute,
this will do,” he laughed. Then he dropped the arm and the smile and turned to
us;suddenly all business. “Will has a very bad break,” he said, now in a serious tone.
“But I am going to fix it and when we are done he will never have another minutes
trouble. We will put in a titanium pin, the most expensive material used in surgeries but
that’s because it’s the least likely to cause a problem later in life.”
“Better than new,” he said. “That arm will be stronger than before, because that
piece of metal will strengthen it. You are fortunate Will came to me, because a lot of
surgeons would have messed this up, but I assure you I will not. He’s a challenge,but I
know he will be perfect. You see, we will have to make sure we get this spot here just so,
and actually there needs to be a centimeter gap right here,” he pointed to a spot at the
break, “and then it will fuse together like new.” He slapped his hands together when he
said fused, and the last part he seemed to be saying to himself, making plans in his mind
Her comment brought him back to us in the little room. “What was that, today?
Oh my no, we have to let the swelling go down first. Maybe two or three days.”
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“But the Staten Island hospital said he needed surgery today or his arm could be
“Hah!” he roared, throwing his arms into the air for emphasis. “You see, that’s
why you need to be here, because it’s just the reverse,” he answered. He looked very
pleased with himself. “If the swelling doesn’t go down first we can’t set the arm
perfectly straight and it would be, well, crooked,” he finished with a smile, holding his
own arm out at an odd angle to show his point. “We will put Humpty Dumpty back
together again, and we will do it right. And we want you to be able to play concert piano,
which will be a really good trick since you never played before.” He guffawed at his
humor.
Sometimes it is hard to explain, but we felt comfortable with this man. He was
very confident in his ability and was not hesitant to show it, but it didn’t come across as
arrogant or self serving. He was just simply confident, and he spread that feeling over us.
His humor was a form of relaxation for our benefit, and it worked. “What do we do
now?” Jill asked, because it appeared there was nothing else to be done there at that time.
“I would suggest you get a hotel room, take Will with you, and keep him as
comfortable as possible for the next couple of days,” the doctor said. “I need to see him
daily, so don’t stay too far away, and when the time is right we’ll fix the arm. Gina will
keep a daily open slot for me at University Hospital so we have no delays when the
swelling goes down. He’ll be on some pretty strong pain medicine, so after you see he
doesn’t have any bad reactions to them, just enjoy the city.” He then turned to Will.
“And take the pills,” he said with a sternness that demanded attention. “It you wait until
you feel pain, you’re about a half hour before the next one kicks in and you will think
your arm is going to explode. You’re going to more or less sleep for the next few days,
so just face it and get and know you’re going to need some time to get better. It won’t be
fun, but you will at some point be back one hundred percent.”
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And that was it. We checked into a Marriott near his office and watched Will
sleep. Hunger would occasionally waken him and we ordered out, then the pain pills put
him to sleep again and we renewed our vigilant watch. Obviously this was the strangest
New York trip we had ever taken. For the first two days we sat in the small room,
reading and worrying, rousing Will from his drug induced sleep long enough each day to
make the five minute cab ride to the doctor’s office. The swelling diminished
considerably, the puffiness replacing itself with first an ugly blackness and then adding a
blue hue to itself. As for Dr. Raskin, he was pleased with what he saw and voiced his
encouragement, then told us to come back tomorrow for another look. On the third day,
the arm was still too swollen to operate, and I think Will grew tired of our attention so he
said, “Why don’t you two take a walk. You’re making me nervous.”
So we did, and we probably were hovering over him too much. Walking in New
York City is a joy asthere are constant sights and just the overall atmosphere is amazing.
David Letterman’s show begins with ‘From New York, the greatest city in the world’, and
in our opinion that is true. We were still concerned, but the stroll hand in hand did help
relieve some tension. Central Park is glorious during the day, with street vendors
everywhere and many want to be artists selling their wares. Just strolling along hand in
Finally, after what seemed to be hundreds of years,the arm was ready and the
operation was performed. Just as with all such events, we paced around the waiting
room, wishing it were one of us going through the procedure, and praying he would be
fine when the day was done. After what seemed a lifetime Dr. Raskin came out to see us,
swaddled in his sterile surgery clothing. “Everything went great, just as planned. He will
be in recovery for about an hour then to a step down room. In three hours or so you can
take him back to the hotel, and then I want to see him at eight A.M. every day for a week.
We’ll put him ina cast and get him a device that holds his arm out in front of his body. It
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will be annoying and his friends will probably tease him, but it will heal faster that way.
And he will have to move his shoulder every day, because we don’t want it locking up on
him, but I’ll do that for the first week. After that he’ll have to get some help from his
friends.”
“Will we get some kind of written instructions to know what to do as time goes
“Good question” Dr. Raskin said with a shake of his head. “We will give you
very detailed instructions, and at some point he will have to get physical therapy to rehab
the arm. But for now just get him settled in and keep pain medication in him, because
without it he will hurt like, well, he will hurt. And this pain will make what he had before
So that was that. Will began his recovery, a slow and painful process, and the
beginning of it involved using this large Styrofoam prop that held his arm about head
high in front of his body. The worst of it was he was in school and still had his
responsibilities as equipment manager to the college. They were very good about helping
him, in fact they assigned a student assistant to him which helped some with his duties,
Of course that started a fresh chorus of tears, and I nearly had to repeat my
Bowling Green speech with Jill to calm her back down, but she soon leveled out. She
remembered that he needed us in other ways then and that helped her. One wonderful
thing about the experience is Will found he had some really good friends at Wagner. Of
course Bryan has been mentioned, and although there were many more who helpedhim
along the way, Gina really took him under her wing. This is not the same Gina from the
doctor’s office, who was so wonderful in getting Will in with a world class surgeon; this
Gina was a Wagner friend. She drove him around, took him to physical therapy
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appointments, and made sure he was taking care of himself. She has remained a friend he
When the physical therapy began, Will called me with a concern. As a parent
advice given to a child is more important than anything you can do, so it must be correct,
as difficult as that sometimes may be. Will was going to a therapist who manipulated his
arm and was pushing it toward normal range of motion. The doctor chose her so we
accepted his judgment as to her skills. He told me the pain was so intense that he took
remaining pain pills left over from his post surgery recovery and even that was not
keeping him from being in agony. His arm would be swollen and sore for days following
her manipulation, and just as it began to recover he had another session and was back to
square one.
I listened to his dilemma and gave him my counsel. “Will, sometimes when
we’ve had a bad injury, the rehabilitation of that injury is the worst part of the process.
You probably have to take the pain to get well, even if it is bad. Pain today may give you
“It hurt so bad the last time I almost passed out,” he said. “I don’t know what I’m
“I worry more about the pills,” I said truthfully. “If you take them too long you
can become dependent on them. That is not something I would ever hope you had to go
through.”
“I understand, you have to get relief. I think you should call Dr. Raskin and go
see him before your next scheduled appointment. Ask him for pain medicine if it’s safe
and see how he thinks the arm is doing. Tell him everything about the terrible pain and
“And what do I do in the meantime until I get in to see him?” was Will’s question.
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“Son, I think you have to take the pain, even if it’s that horrible. That therapist
knows what has to be done, so if she hurts you it’s to make you better. That’s what I
think. And tell her too how long it takes for your pain and swelling to go down. Maybe
“I have told her before and she just says it needs to be bent as far as she is going,”
“Call whenever finish a treatment and we’ll see how it’s going,” I suggested. He
It was two more weeks before Will got in to see the doctor, and he had at least
three more sessions with the therapist. He called me when he left the doctor’s office.
I winced on the other end of the phone, imagining that the doctor explained that
he was going to have to endure the pain. “What did he say?” I asked.
“He was really angry,” Will replied. “He told me she was doing more damage to
my arm and I should have no pain or swelling when I get done with these treatments. He
My heart sank past my toes. I had given himadvice that was not only wrong, it
had hurt him. It is a terrible thing to do anything, even though it is unintentional, to hurt
your child. I felt terrible, and have never forgotten the experience. I know, I was giving
advice based on love and what I thought was best, but my best in this case was not good
As you might guess, Jill came to the rescue like a Royal Canadian Mounted
Policeman. I admit I cried when I hung up the phone, imagining the grueling sessions
Will had suffered, and if only I had told him to stop until he saw the doctor. I couldn’t
get the picture out of my brain of him writhing in pain. “You love that boy more than
your own life,” she said to me as she stroked my hair. “I have never known you to do
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anything that would intentionally hurt him and Will and I know you would never mean to
She paused to move in front of me, kneeling down to look me directly in the eyes.
She took my hand in hers and squeezed hard. “Giving our children advice is part of
being a parent. We are not perfect, we are not soothsayers. We don’t know all, we are
not experts in all things, but what we are is a mom and a dad. Let me ask you something,
“Without hesitation,” I answered, looking at her with my tear distorted gaze. The
“Then you did what we are tasked to do,” she said softly. “You gave him the best
advice you could and it was advice from a loving, caring parent that you believed was
good and sound advice. Will has a father, and a good one, and I will not allow you to
forget that or question it, ever. Now pull yourself together.” She grinned at me. “Oh,
that’s yourline to me isn’t it. See, I learned from you as well. Let’s see now, how does
that go? Stop this or he has to move back home.” We laughed then, together.
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We originally moved to Worthington for the excellent school system and its
proximity to so many things. A home inside the outer belt, Interstate 270, is a plus, and
being in the actual city of Worthington doubled the advantage. The city was founded in
the eighteen hundreds by Thomas Worthington and has the flavor of early America. No
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place on this earth is perfect, but Worthington works hard to come close and it is fair to
say that is its goal. We have an excellent city government, absolutely terrific support
employees, and a top notch police and fire/rescue division. A first rate staff keeps the
city clean and well maintained, and they offer little services such as allowing residents to
drop off lawn waste at a city facility. It is small town America at its best and because it is
connected to a large metropolitan city you have the best of all worlds. After a few years
we tend to take it for granted, but in reality huge amounts of work go into making things
look easy.
With Will out on his own and Jill and I beginning the ageing process in a two
story home with the bedrooms upstairs, we decided perhaps it would be best to look for a
ranch style home for our future needs. We love Worthington and so our first line of
defense in the search was looking for a home in the city limits. Because it is landlocked
and has been chartered since colonial times, that did not leave too much land to choose
from, and what land came available tended to be very pricey. Most of the current homes
are older and ranch styles were not as popular, again limiting our search.
Jill is the expert when it comes to homes and decorating, as our home’s
interiorwas becoming a showcase as time went on, but again we knew a ranch style home
would someday be best for us. Room by room she remodeled, stripping wallpaper,
removing dated half walls between the family room and dinette, and changing carpet
styles to the latest patterns, then painting walls accented to match. We replaced all of the
hollow doors in the house with six panel solid pine doors, painting the woodwork white
and updating hinges and door handles with new brass accessories.
Even wall hangings received her attention, as she added a combination of original
oil paintings and classic prints that fit our décor to perfection. I realize I am extremely
biased, but she gave us a home that is in amodest price range that looks like a top
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professional decorated it. A top decorator did, it was Jill, but as mentioned before she
The search began for a new home, and I must admit, which may be a surprise to
the alpha male contingent, I enjoyed the hunt. It goes without need of saying Jill loved
the process, in fact I believe she enjoyed the hunt more than the prospect of finding the
new house. Her other problem was in doing the math regarding house payments and
property taxes. Owning a home is, in short, expensive,and as we get closer to retirement
Besides making house hunting our Saturday entertainment, we watched the King
Thompson home show every week on television. They list available homes and their
addresses, with a very well done video tour and narrative of each. Open houses are noted
and we would pick those of interest and see them. We expanded our search, albeit
reluctantly, outside the city limits of Worthington, because as before mentioned there was
just a lack of available properties. Remember our criteria was a ranch style in the more
modern open floor plan, and we needed to find this in a small community that has been
around for a very long time. It proved to be a daunting task, but we determined we were
up to the challenge. It helped that we were not pressured to make a move, and when the
Worthington, but we never made the move that would take us into the purchase. I
sometimes believe Jill did not really want to move, or perhaps she did want a new home
but did not want to leave the history of the home Will grew up in. I was no help, because
I definitely felt that way, thus my attitude toward a new home was one of ambivalence. In
that regard I would have gone pretty much wherever, but I wasn’t much help in deciding
Twice we were prepared to sign the paperwork that would have put us into a new
home; in fact the closest we came was driving to a builder’s office to sign the paperwork.
As we approached the office I glanced over and saw tears running down Jill’s cheeks.
“Honey, what’s wrong?” I asked, thinking perhaps she was a bit overcome by the
excitement of the transaction. It was a nerve wracking thing to do as new homes were a
Startled, I pulled into the builder’s parking lot, parked away from the front of the
building, and turned off the car’s engine. We were going to be late, but suddenly I did
not in the least bit care. “You can’t buy this house?” I said, despite the obvious I needed
“I can’t do it,” Jill repeated. She was sobbing now, her shoulders shaking as her
hands covered her eyes. “I just can’t make myself do this. I am so sorry, I am so sorry,”
she cried.
My first reaction was to ask her why, but as quickly as that thought came I pushed
it aside, because it made absolutely no difference. Jill being happy was all I cared about,
and I didn’t care if this place was the Hurst castle and was ours for free, if she did not
want it, that was that. I pulled her to me, which made her cry harder, and not knowing
what else to do, I patted her arm. “You sit still, and I will go in and take care of this. I’ll
just be a few minutes.” I gave her arm a squeeze in an attempt to be comforting and
“Take care of what?” she asked, her voice hitching between sobs, but she lifted
her head now and looked at me. I could see the hope of a solution in them, because Jill I
“I am going to tell them we changed our mind and we won’t be signing any
paperwork,” I said. “It will just take a minute.” Again I turned to the door handle, and
“But wait,” she said, grasping my hand and locking her blue eyes on mine. “This
“Now that’s where you have this all wrong,” I answered. “I don’t want this house
or any other house. I want you, and I want a happy you. This decision is the easiest one
I’ve ever made. Now, I will be right back.” I turned away again, and still again she
pulled on my arm.
She pulled me to her and kissed me, hard. “I love you,” she said, those eyes
“And I love you,” I echoed. “That is all I ever did want or will ever want. I’ll
take a cardboard box if you’re curled up in there with me. Be right back.”
“I’m going with you,” she said, the tears gone now. “You shouldn’t have to do
this alone.”
I winked at her and smiled. “Come if you want, but there isn’t anything anyone
can possiblysay that means more than you to me, so this is really easy.” She still came
inside with me, I explained our decision, and within five minutes we were on our way.
Actually it was pretty painless, they were very nice and did not hesitate in releasing us
I think the closest Jill came to overcoming her hesitation regarding moving was
looking at a model of a Schumacher home. That one really did her in as it were. The
perfect floor plan, the ability to change things exactly as she wanted them, and a very
professional staff sold her completely. This builder puts their home on your lot, so at that
point we started searching for land. This was fun as well, looking for the perfect spot that
would suit our needs and fit the house. We had perhaps found the perfect lot, sporting a
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ravine and lots of trees in the back, plus a very nice residential neighborhood that seemed
friendly and inviting. My emotions waver between being glad we did not buy it to
wishing we did so she would have known her new home was coming. Either way, it was
not to be.
Will was having a great experience at Wagner, earning his MBA, showing his
activities that are wonderful opportunities. One of his favorite professors was an attorney
turned graduate school professor. Professor Moran approached the field of education as
an adventure that equaled excellent learning experiences, and he was not afraid to allow
his students to have fun during the process. He offered a trip to Hawaii as one of his
courses and without hesitation Will signed up and went. He loved theexperience and the
opportunity, and we loved his experience. He brought back a favorite picture of mine,
Will sitting with his arm around a carved wooded sea captain. It sits on my desk in my
office.
Nearly a year after that trip and long after we stopped discussing it, lightning
struck again. He called during a semester break and gave us some exciting news.
“Professor Moran has asked me to go to Hawaii again, this time with a group of
undergrads. He wants me to be a grad student assistant and all I have to do is pay for my
flight. Room and board included, and I drive a rental van to businesses we will visit.”
“Wow,” Jill said, excited for his opportunity. “Are you going to do it?”
“I told him I would if you and Dad can go for the same price as the students. It’s
about half for the plane fare and hotel room, which is a resort on the big island. He said it
Jill was momentarily speechless, only because she was excited and couldn’t
believe we were actually going to Hawaii. Will misunderstood her silence as disapproval
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and said, “So you don’t want to go? I’ll have to let Professor Moran know right away
“No,” Jill almost shouted, “don’t do that, I was just too shocked to speak. Let me
“I’ll wait,” Will replied. “I’ve got to cancel you out right away if you’re not
going.”
I could tell she was excited, not upset, so I was enjoying watching her reaction.
“It’s Will,” she said. “He’s lined us up to go to Hawaii with him and a class from Wagner
Her eyes sparkled and she squirmed with excitement. “Don’t you want any
Almost as if she wanted to react before I could change my mind Jill turned back
to the phone in an instant. “We’re going, just get us details when you have them.”
“Are you sure you can go without any details?” Will inquired.
“Dad says we’re going, so that means we are going,” she said triumphantly. “I
can’t imagine Hawaii, who would ever think? Will, this is so awesome that you thought
of us too.”
Who indeed, but go we did. United airlines took us from Columbus to Chicago,
then non-stop to Hawaii. That was the longest eight hours ever spent, although they
made things as comfortable as possible with oversize seats, movies, and plenty of
attention. Still, that is a very long time to be on an airplane, but at least the weather
Hawaii was a dream; or rather a paradise as people say, and this was indeed a trip
of a lifetime. Will was busy, but not so busy that we didn’t get some good quality time
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with him. The three of us shared a room, and although that made the bathroom a very
busy place we saved some money. It really worked well and was no problem. Willgot a
day off and we went island hoping, visiting Pearl Harbor and the monuments there and
also taking a helicopter ride over an active volcano. The weather is always close to
perfect, and the sunrise and sunsets are totally incredible. It was something I will always
cherish. It was a vacation filled with things to do and yet it was lazy and relaxing. And
I chose to get involved with the school excursions, with Will as a driver and
Professor Moran taking the students on educational junkets, and he said there was room
for me so I jumped at the chance. We went to a honey bee farm, where a man owned a
grove of trees that are found only on the big island of Hawaii, and his bees fed from those
trees, creating the most amazing honey I have ever tasted. We sampled various types of
honey and, as I am sure they expected, a lot of jars were sold to take home. This was
Another trip was to a coffee plantation, Long Ears Coffee, and it was fabulous as
well. Even as one who does not drink coffee it was fascinating to see how they prepared
the crop and ran the business, doing all the work there on the plantation. We also went to
a pig farm, which although it sounds disgusting was really quite fascinating. Nothing in
Hawaii goes to waste, and the farm picked food waste up daily from the hotels and
resorts, heating it in large barrels to prevent contamination, and then feed it to the pigs.
All a very I help you and you help me process that eliminates waste.
different world, a labyrinth of tunnels and huge storage rooms beneath the resort.
Workers whisked about in golf carts from place to place, covering miles of distance, all
below the guests, and unobtrusive entrances to the surface world were strategically
placed around the resort, so service was expedited without workers scurrying about and
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getting in the path of guests. It gave us a new perspective as we roamed the huge
expanse and watched these golf cart size electric carts appear from nowhere, having
We also went to the preparation of a luau, watching the chef wrap the pig in
leaves and then burying it, after which hot coals are shoveled on top and it slowly roasted
to perfection. He explained the process and when it was completed he stayed for some
time, talking and answering questions regarding the preparation of the resort’s food and
Another rewarding thing about the trip was meeting Professor Moran’s mother,
Rita. A delightful lady, she accompanied him on the trips and was a great help with the
students. Rita was like a housemother, and the students loved her, as did we. She had a
Professor Moran and Rita came with an overabundance of suitcases, and although
I didn’t notice, they mentioned they purchased them at thrift shops and yard sales. The
reason was as they wore clothing, they laundered it and then gave it away. Hawaii has a
large population of poor people, and missions there are grateful to clothing items. As
they emptied suitcases they gave the clothes and the suitcases away, and by the end of the
trip all they had remaining was what they were wearing and a carry on bag. Truly
Hawaii ended much too soon, and at the same time it was good to go home. The
thing we learn in life is that there is nothing like home, and that is an instinct within us
placed there by Heavenly Father. We get a taste of what it is like to be away from Him,
We came home and lived our lives as many people do; just moving along and
watching time slide by. We had four main circles of influence; our church friends, our
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neighborhood friends, our work friends, in Jill’s case former work friends with the
Highlights girls, and our family. Tragedy struck us again, as life does not let us wax
complacent, when my father died, three weeks after his birthday. My mother reminds me
that the experience is no less than horrifying for a very long time, then time, the great
healer, makes it tolerable. We never get over it, we always have “meltdowns” as I call
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and with caring, careful not to tear out tender root systems as we keep out weeds and
foster growth. After you show you care, eventually the field becomes strong and fruitful,
Our children seem to be a major influence in how we develop our friends, and our
neighborhood was like a stocked fishing lake, full ofchildren around Will’s age. Because
he spent so much time with the neighborhood children and they with him, you just
Over the back fence was Clay Smith and his sister Kelsey, and at an angle to our
left as we faced the fence was Kate and Andy Schabo. It was Kate that named my
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fireworks display Red, White and Bill. We have a picture of Will, Clay and Andy
standing together on their first day of kindergarten, and another picture of them at their
high school graduation ceremony, standing in the same positions as before. Tom and
Cathy Smith and Pete and Kathy Schabo will always be close to our hearts. Just down
the street from the Schabo’s live Nick Trusch, and his parents Bill and Nancy have been
Will has always been an excellent judge of people. It isn’t an accident, because
from the early days in Worthington he gravitated to quality people as friends, and by that
I mean friends who were looking to have fun, but not the kind of fun that involves the
police. The reason I know it was no accident is he continued the process at Bowling
Green and again at Wagner. He associates with quality people who have his kind of
values.
Two excellent examples are Rob McCarthy and Aryn Benjamin. Rob played
football and Erin was a lot like Kate Schabo, a beautiful girl who was just “one of the
guys”. But the key here is they have class, which is the best way I can think of saying it.
They are decent, quality people from excellent families that raised them well. When he
went off to Bowling Green, Will cultivated a circle of friends that stay a part of his life
until this very day. In fact, a Bowling Green buddy, Rob Price, introduced a friend of his
then girlfriend, now his wife Laura’s, friends to Will, and that is how Abby came into our
At Wagner he had friends who cared enough about him to help him get the best
surgeon after the accident and then made sure he was able to get around during his
recovery. Top quality, wonderful young people who have a sense of values and live by
them as well.
We have had the best times at cookouts, Christmas season dinners at upscale
restaurants, and countless team manager opportunities. Tom Smith was the basketball
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coach, Pete Schabo the soccer guru, and I handled baseball. Whoever was the head coach
Tom was handling a youth basketball team at the YMCA with Clay, Andy, and
Will on his team. There was no scorekeeping as the goal was just team building and fun,
going up and down the floor with abandon. Of course that was how the program was
structured, so of course I had Jill keeping score on the sidelines. You do not participate if
you are not trying to win, and it didn’t take long to see that the other teams were doing
the same.
Clay was a basketball phenomenon, so when time was running out and the game
was tight, as the assistant coach I called a timeout and said, “Now here’s the deal. Get
the ball down the floor as fast as you can, then throw it to Clay. When you get the ball
Clay, you shoot. No one but Clay shoots for these last two minutes.” And then of course
the team won, and only at the end was it a one man show, a small price for the win.
Now on to sport number two, which was soccer. Andy was the soccer star so Pete
coached the soccer teams. Will often played in goal, and his athletic prowess kept a lot of
shots outside the net, feeding out to Andy so he could weave his way in and score. Jill
could be heard yelling on the sidelines her favorite nickname for Andy, “Way to go big
A,” she would shout, and Andy’s grin would be the biggest thing on the field.
Will’s sport was baseball. As mentioned before, he lettered his junior and senior
years in high school, and chose to forego a college scholarship to play ball. He still plays
some softball and to this day has impressive skills. I originally was not going to coach,
choosing to enjoy his little league experience from the bleachers. My majors in college
were English and Health and Physical Education, so I had coaching courses, but I still
The first game began, and Will trotted out to play shortstop. Will is left handed,
and the only positions a left handed person can play is outfield, first base, pitcher, and on
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rare occasions catcher. A lefty has to turn his back to the field of play to throw the ball to
first or second if he is at third, short, or second. You never play a left handed player at
these positions.
After the inning I waved him over. “Will, tell your coach a lefty can’t play
“Okay,” he said and ran to the manager. When the next inning started, he was
playing shortstop.
I waved him over again. “Did you tell him about left handed people?” I asked.
That evening I called the commissioner of the youth booster program and said,
“We never have enough,” he answered. “We had to turn some kids away because
“If I can have Clay Smith, Andy Schabo, and my son Will, I’ll take a team.” I
was going to tell him I had training to teach the boys, but I didn’t get the chance.
“You’ve got it,” he said. “Get something to write with and I’ll give you the
names and numbers of the rest of your team. These kids will be really excited that they
can play.”
So, I became a reluctant team manager and did that until Will started playing
travel baseball. And of course Jill made it all possible, making the calls, getting
equipment when we were short, making sure snacks were provided after games and
practice, and being our number one fan. She was so much fun to watch and listen to,
jumping and cheering like we were in the middle of the world series. She kept my charts
and graphs in order as well, because there were guidelines regarding number of innings
each boy was to play in the field. I always played each one more inning than was
Of course it proved impossible to keep everyone happy, and I had many instances
of complaining parents and often used my inning by inning reference sheets to verify who
played and when. Jill was so fiercely loyal and protective of me it made my heart melt
when we would go home and she waited until we were in the house before she said
anything. “I can barely stay out of it when those, those, people,” she almost spit out,
“come up to you and complain. You put in hours and hours and make sure every player
gets more field time than the rules demand, and they have the nerve to yell at you. “
I smiled at her anger, her cheeks crimson, nostrils flaring like a thoroughbred
horse after a race. Jill watched out for the two men in her life, and standing on the
She tried then not to smile and failed. “Well,” she said, turning with a flounce so
I couldn’t see her grin, “it is just maddening that you have to take that.” And that would
get her going again. “I see you working on your lineups and bating order, tracking
batting averages and all the things those other managers don’t even know how to do, and
I moved over to her and put my arms around her from behind, nuzzling her neck
and listening to her squeal with delight, knowing that my kissing her neck always gave
her chills. I was bemused that I was the one who was berated and yet I was comforting
her. Although her anger at the treatment of her husband was all the comforting I needed,
because her wrath was one of love for me. She turned with the smile showing now, and
“I know Honey, I just ignore them,” I lied. “They don’t bother me in the least.”
Actually it did, because I knew I was being fair and was disappointed that someone
I truly enjoyed working with the boys, teaching skills I had learned in college. I
also came up with my version of motivation. I told the boys that whoever hit a home run
over the fence, not an error ridden inside the park job but an honest to goodness over the
fence variety, would get a new car. Well, that got their interest. When the first ball
cleared the fence, the fame was halted as the boys all rushed over to me to see the
presentation of the car. I was prepared, reaching into my pocket and handing over a new
They loved it, and my home run cars became the thing to win, the boys
demanding their prize with each ‘dinger’. It was great fun, good motivation, and
wonderful memories. So I understood her anger when selfish parents thought of no one
I just kissed her lower lip and she grinned again. “Let’s go out on the swing,” she
suggested.
One of my favorite summer things was our swing on the deck. We have a lot of
vegetation out back, and we just anonymously listened to the sounds of the neighborhood
as we rocked gently back and forth. It was easy to hide from the world back there when
everything was out in leaf. Squirrels jumped from tree to tree, birds flitted about and
sang their songs, and we held hands. Will would be somewhere in the neighborhood
playing, we could hear his voice or his laughter drift over from time to time, and we often
just quietly talked. Jill and I talked incessantly; it was so easy because besides being my
lover she was my very best friend. We talked for hours about important and mundane
things, all of it important and vital because it was a conversation with her.
When the mosquitoes drove us in the house, and every night during inclement
weather, I took up my position at the endof our sofa and Jill took hers, supine and with
her feet in my lap, positioned so that her knees were on my lap as well to ease any strain
on them. Some nights she would fall asleep, and often ultimately so would I, and we
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would awaken at two or three in the morning and stumble up to bed. Other nights she
would reverse herself and I would play with her hair until she fell asleep, then we would
I am a left side sleeper, Jill a right, and the most comforting thing in the world to
me was going to bed and feeling her nestle her back against mine. She would wiggle a
bit until it was just so, fitting like two pieces in a puzzle, our bodies sculpted to perfectly
fit in placelong before we ever knew that they would. I produce a lot of heat, so we
turned the furnace down in the winter and the air conditioner up in the summer to
accommodate. She called me her “little Bunsen burner,” and if our bond was broken at
night I would immediate awaken. When Will came in as a little tyke, only he could pry
us apart, and then only because he was the superglue that held us together.
When I would be away with the Army Guard and later when I traveled for my job,
I discovered as we talked that she would not go to bed at night when I was away, but
would instead sleep downstairs on the sofa. Since she has been gone, at least at the point
of this writing, I have not slept upstairs either, instead taking up residence in her leather
chair and sometimes sleeping at the end of the sofa, praying for a dream with her in it. I
sometimes awaken and for a moment all of this is not real, but it lasts for just an instant,
Another necessary event that happensin life is replacing the family car. Not
unlike most men, that is a highlight of my existence, and not unlike most women, it is
something to be avoided like a world war. I am a Chevy person, and as mentioned earlier
my dealership of choice is Jack Maxton’s. I was there picking out a car for work, for at
that time I drove a lot and tended to wear out cars quickly, and Jill and Will were
grudgingly with me. They knew they were in for a marathon. As I haggled and argued
She came in some time later and her eyes were as big as saucers. “I’ve got to
“Okay, I’m almost done here,” I said, only half paying attention.
“No, I mean now,” she said. Will’s head was bobbing up and down affirmatively.
I excused myself and they drug me, in tandem, over to a car. Itwas an Infinity
J30, sitting in a lineup of used cars. “Isn’t it beautiful?” she said. “I want to drive it.”
“It was traded in by a young man who’s getting married,” the salesman said. “He
wanted something smaller and this has a V8 engine, so it takes premium gas and the
After he was out of earshot I said, ”Don’t act like you want it, because that makes
Back the salesman came, and soon Jill and Will were off, almost tearing rubber in
front of us all. She came back lit up like the Rockefeller Plaza Christmas tree, and I tried
“How much will you give me for that car?” the salesman asked.
That was perfect, because it put me back in control. “Twelve thousand dollars,” I
“Where did you get that number?” the salesman asked, the surprise showing on
his face.
I reached into the air and pretended to pull something out with my thumb and
index finger. “I got it, hold on a second,” I looked in my hand, smiled, and nodded,
“right there.”
The salesman sighed. “Man, that’s less than we paid for the car.”
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I shrugged. “So, you guys overpaid on the trade huh? I hope you made up for it
“Okay, no problem,” I said. “Let’s just finish up my car and we’ll forget this
one.” Of course Jill wasin a near panic, and I just reached for her hand and gave it a
squeeze. I was desperately trying to get her to play the game and get the price we wanted
and needed. When we had finished the paperwork on my car we stood to go. By now Jill
was angry and not uttering a word, which was fine. I could fix that later, and for now the
salesman took her anger as resignation. In my perfect Columbo impression I turned back
at the door. “You know, you guys might want to ask yourselves something,” I said.
“Well, you’ve got a J30 sitting on your lot and you’re trying to get people excited
about buying a Cavalier. I can get that thing out of here and it won’t compete any longer.
Think about it.” I gave his a wink and a wave and gently pushed Jill and Will out the
door.
We went home and although it’s just exactly a mile and a half from our house, Jill
never quit talking. “I really want that car,” she said. “I’ve never fell in love with a car
“And you’re going to have that car,” I promised. “They will call shortly after we
get home.” I was wrong; the phone was ringing as we walked in the door. It was the
salesman at Maxton’s.
“I tell you what. Make it twelve thousand five hundred and we’ve got a deal.”
He sounded very sure of himself. How could I say no for a measly five hundred dollars?
“No, I don’t think so,” I said slowly. “I’m going to stick with twelve thousand.”
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“Okay, well, I tried,” he said. “Have a nice day.” The phone went dead with a
“He said twelve thousand five hundred. I told him no,” I replied calmly.
I thought for a moment she would grab me by the throat. Her eyes were like blue
dinner plates, shock stealing for a moment the power of speech. “For five hundred
“We’re getting the car,” I said patiently. “I already told you we are getting you
that car. He’ll call back in a bit and we will save a couple of hundred dollars.”
She opened her mouth, decided not to say what was in her mind, and closed her
jaw with a click. The phone rang and I smiled again. I let it ring four times before I
picked up.
“I can do twelve thousand, two hundred and fifty,” the salesman said. He didn’t
Jill was jumping up and down, clapping her hands. “We got it?”
“We got it, and I just saved us two hundred and fifty dollars,” I said with pride.
“You are truly amazing,” she said, but not with cynicism, she really meant it. That
I returned to the dealership and sat down with the beleaguered salesman, feeling
just a bit sorry for him, but not that sorry. He gave me the paperwork and I looked over
the numbers, and then I realized it was wrong. With a small smile I signed the agreement
with a flourish. “You might want to look at the agreement,” I suggested. “The numbers
He snatched up the agreement and poured over the tax, title, and of course the
purchase price. He groaned and shook his head. “I need to redo this,” he said.
“Let me ask you something,” I said calmly. “Do you really want to try to
He tore off my copy and handed it to me. “Enjoy your car,” he said with a
Jill drove that car for years, through a replaced transmission, two sets of tires, and
several expensive repairs. The thing that did me in with that car was the airbag system
went out and the only way to fix it was to replace the system. The Blue Book value for
the car was a thousand dollars at that time and the repair would have been just over three
“But I love that car,” she insisted. “I really don’t want a new car. Let’s just drive
it without airbags.”
“Absolutely not,” I replied, and no persuasion in the world would do. I was one
to let her have her way with most things, but when it came to her safety I had no problem
drawing the line. “The car goes,” I said firmly. “I’ll start the research.”
“And I love it,” I laughed. “I’ll compare cars and give you some to choose from,
then you can pick the one you want. If you don’t want any of them, I’llgive you another
list. But before you even start to think about saying no to all of them so you can keep the
She giggled, showing that I just spoiled her plan. I came up with a Jaguar, a
Mercedes, and an Infinity. My research determined all three were good choices and
would make her a safe and decent choice for transportation, plus in all three she would
look hot. Of course, she looked hot anyway, so a twelve year old Gremlin would have
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looked good with Jill in it. But I also wanted her to have a nice car, because she deserved
it.
She was somewhat conflicted, and finally did what she always did with car
choices, except when she found the J30, she asked my opinion. “Which one do you
“My vote is for class,” I said, “because you are absolutely super high class, so my
And so it was. Upon delivery it became ‘Jill’scar’, and she indeed looked like a
star when she drove it. But then again, as before mentioned, that would have been the
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After a long two years Will finished his MBA and Wagner was conquered. He
knew the big cruel world awaited, and he wanted to have a last fling before it began. He
scheduleda trip to Europe, a month long tour that sent him to multiple countries and many
sightseeing opportunities. About a week before he left, his friend Rob convinced him to
go out on a date with his Laura’s friend, Abby Reed. Laura, Rob’s wife, and Abby were
close friends and she had been talking about Will to Abby.
Finally the pieces fell into place and they all went to dinner. And then, as was
planned, Will went to Europe for a month. Still, the work was done, and when Will
returned he and Abby started dating and soon were, as it is said, an item. Life has so
many ironies, and this one was not an exception. A lifelong resident or Worthington, and
Will had been in the city since five years of age, Abby went to Worthington Kilborne, the
new high school, and Will went to Thomas Worthington, the old high school. Neither had
met.
Because Will and Rob were friends at BGSU, that friendship continued after
college, and Rob found employment at CBCS, where I have worked for, at the time of
this writing, thirty seven years. Without the Will and Rob connection, and without the
Abby and Laura connection, and then without the Rob and Laura connection, it is
unlikely that Will and Abby would have ever happened. Just like a crossword puzzle, all
for The Ohio State University for years, and then became a partner in a clinic in
Kentucky, thoroughbred country. Karen, Steve’s wife, is a nurse practitioner. Abby also
Besides all of them being wonderful people, again Will is very good at choosing
friends, including the female ones; Abby is both beautiful and brilliant, and a very special
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lady. She earned an MBA as well and is a school psychologist. One day Will asked me,
“Well, first of all I knew the instant I saw her,” I said, “but let me ask you some
questions. When something good happens, even if it’s a small thing, who is the person I
immediately call or go to see because I can’t wait to tell them about it?”
“Mom,” he said.
“When I make a big sale at work, and I leave the customer’s office with the deal
in hand, out of everyone I have to tell, to notify, and make sure that things are in place,
“If I can’t reach her, I wait until I tell her before I report in at the office,” I said.
“And if I have a bad day, or something stressful happens and I need some
“And when I see her, no matter how often, what does my heart do?”
“Well, I can’t speak for you forty six years later like I can myself, but from the
moment I saw your mother that’s exactly how I felt, and that feeling has done nothing but
multiply itself over the years. She’s the first thing in my mind and heart in the morning
and the last thing when I drift off to sleep, and I dream about her nearly every night as
well, so I’m not even away from her then. My heart still pounds when I kiss her, and it
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aches when I’m away from her. Everything that I do I think of how it will affect your
mother, and will it be good or bad for her. It it’s bad, then it’s out. She is the most
important human being on this planet, with you a very close second. When she is angry
with me, I’m a mess until she forgives me. If someone upsets her, I am likely to tear
them limb from limb. If that’s how you feel about Abby, then I think you know the
answer yourself.”
Will and Abby are going to be married June 13, 2009. The excitement in Jill was
electric, it was a presence of its own, a physical entity. First of all she dearly loves Abby,
because she allowed us to be a part of her life from the beginning. Since Jill never had a
daughter, here was the opportunity to gain a daughter instead of losing a son.
We talked often of Will and Abby, and I remember Jill saying, “Besides being
smart and beautiful, she treats us like a second mom and dad instead of the dreaded in-
laws. And she’s fun too, I just love being around her.”
“If I would have been the one to choose a wife for Will, she’s beyond any
question the one I would have picked,” I agreed. “He’s one lucky young man.”
“Yes he is,” she agreed. “And it’s so wonderful, Abby is including me in all the
wedding preparations. I even get to go with her shopping for her dress. And Karen too,
“I’m not surprised,” I said. “I see us having a lot of really great times together, all
six of us, and that is part of the reason why Abby is so special. She’s been raised by
“She has, and I think we are going to have great times too. We are really
fortunate.”
Jill was totally on top of her game. She was excited, happy, thrilled, and so
prepared for our new extended family and of course grandchildren. Then, like a thief
I am not going to speak volumes of details about her passing; it’s too soon, too
painful, and just way too difficult. Suffice it to say that my darling, the girl I have held in
my arms innumerous times, ended her life on this earth exactly where she belonged, in
my arms. I am both comforted that I was there to be with her and haunted by the
experience, but she is much more important than I, so I am glad I was there to help her as
Jill is in a place of comfort and peace, she will never again know fear, sorrow, or
cry a tear. It is left up to me to cry an endless torrent of tears and to feel my heart torn
from my body without an instant of relief. She awaits my coming to be with her, and we
have the opportunity to be husband and wife for eternity, and Will will be our son for
eternity, and Abby will our daughter in-law for eternity. These things are eternal
Does that make my heart mend? Not yet, because now is my reality and the Holy
Spirit of promise is yet to come. It makes it tolerable, because soon I will hold her again,
but the absence makes me cry out in anguish, which in my solitude I truly scream in pain
I still reach for her at night, dream of her when I sleep, and when I first wake in
the morning just for the briefest moment I know this didn’t happen, that she’s there. I
hear a creak in the house and I pause for an instant, waiting to hear her footsteps upstairs.
When something good happens, my hand reached for the cell phone clipped on my belt,
preparing to call her and tell her the news. When I leave the parking lot at work, I begin
my swing from the lot to the right instead of the left, because I initially am headed to the
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county building to pick her up from work. She is everywhere withme. I hear her voice
whisper in the breeze, I see her just outside the peripheral vision of my eyes and swing
my head around, always just too late to see her, and I have this profound aching in my
So you see, I wait. I process each day as it comes, trying to function as best as I
can, knowing that in the time of the eternities this is but a blink of an eye, and at the end
of my blink I will be with my soul mate again. But as each day comes and goes, it feels
like a thousand, and will always seem that way until I kiss those lips again and look into
the most beautiful blue eyes God has ever created, once again.
I so love you my darling and always will. I will come to you quickly, and we will
EPILOGE
I began this tribute to Jill very soon after her passing, and much
of it has been very difficult to put down on paper. People tell me that
time will heal me, at least to an extent, but the general consensus is
you are never the same after this kind of loss. To date there has been
happens often and to those much younger than I. And this book is for
Jill, not me, I wrote it to help others know her and maybe have a bit of
frequent, and even television shows that I cannot watch because they
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instead I sit in Jill’s chair to sleep and sometimes park myself at the
end of the couch and pull a pillow against me to simulate her presence.
Every so often I will stand at the base of the stairs and command my
feet to move, go upstairs and lay down on the bed. Not to stay there,
not right away, but just to lay for a minute, maybe thirty seconds, but
building, and finally I move back to the family room and her chair.
again;I can touch her and kiss her again. Her closet with clothing,
products, and woman’s razors. Some things are still off limits, like her
basement sandals that she slipped on when she did laundry, her
glasses in the living room, and some towels in the linen closet that
We live in this world, and for now I am here with you, a reluctant
accept them, to comfort Will and be a part of his life, but I cannot
her, and pray daily that I will be worthy to be with her for the
eternities.
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I discovered how many people loved Jill and love me, and I have
countless instances of kindness that have been shown me and are still
They are truly wonderful in so many ways. Cards and letters flooded
our home, and some many wonderful things were said about my Jill.
grieving herself, and I saw that process delayed for her because she
was taking care of me. She came home with me and helped with all of
the terrible preparations I was forced to take care of. As you can see,
she is just like Jill;she cares for others more than herself.
He knew how much his Aunt Jill cared for him and misses her very
much.
and grief-stricken all at the same time, and he was so helpful. His boys
Brian and Tom, and Brian’s girlfriend Emily, have shown me kindness
911 immediately when she saw Jill was in trouble, and ran next door to
get a neighbor who is a paramedic. She did so much to try to save Jill.
And after, she knew what I was going through and said the right things,
and didn’t say the wrong things. She has just been a mom.
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Will has hovered over me, which just shows me what I already
knew, he loves and cares for his dad. And then there is Abby. She took
charge of Will and me, making sure we were okay and not hesitating to
important. I turn the television on as soon as I walk in the door, not for
woman who loves our Savior, and she awaits me in Paradise, where all
spirits that lived righteous lives await the resurrection. Without that
knowledge I could not have survived this experience, truly without the
Mormon, and we are taught that our families are forever, including our
with my grief and her absence, I testify to you that soon I will be with
her forever.
So this has been her story, this is my Jill, and her physical
absence from this world has made it smaller, less significant. For me
personally the daylight turned to darkness, the joy to grief. But every
instant I spent with her was precious and wonderful, and I would give
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not one second up for anything the world could ever offer. I pray