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World’s largest rabbit dies night before TV

What’s News? appearance
5 May 2009 – Telegraph.co.uk
UPROAR rescues 4 rabbits from factory
farm - May 2009 Amy the
Continental
Rabbit, who was
nearly four feet
long and weighed
three stone, is
understood to
have died of a
heart attack after
travelling from her
home in
Worcester, UK to
Milan, Italy.

She was due to

Four very lucky factory farmed rabbits were rescued by appear on the
Animal Liberation group UPROAR this month. Italian version of
Record Breakers,
UPROAR (United Protection and Rescue Organisation for but the excitement
Animal Rights) is a new vegan abolitionist animal rights proved too much
organisation in Australia. and she died in a
hotel room shortly before the television debut.

Last year, the giant rabbit usurped her mate Roberto's

Guinness World Records crown as the world's biggest
rabbit.

Having had more than 30 babies, Amy was so big she had
to sleep in a dog kennel and cost £10 to feed a daily diet of
two apples, a pile of carrots, half a cabbage, fresh hay and
a dog bowl of rabbit mix.

“Many people don't realise hundreds of thousands of
rabbits are imprisoned in bare wire cages all over Australia,
millions more worldwide (approximately 865 million) just to
be slaughtered for their flesh and fur”, says UPROAR.
To see more photos of this rabbit rescue, please visit
UPROAR’s facebook page –
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/album.php?aid=81489&id=81605898657
Her owner Annette Edwards, 56, told the Sun of her pet's
demise: "It is a mystery. She was healthy, not that old for a
rabbit and the vet had deemed her fit to fly."
But Mrs Edwards is now hoping that Amy's offspring Alice
will keep the largest rabbit title in the family. "We think Alice
is two inches longer," she said.
A Guinness World Records spokesman said: "We are sad
to hear of Amy's death."

There are rabbit farms in most states of Australia. Some (It’s no “mystery” why Amy passed away at such a young
farms cage up to 40,000 rabbits at any one time. Believe it age!!
or not…. there are even rabbit factory farms in Queensland
where pet rabbits are illegal!!!!! These rabbit factory farms An overweight rabbit eating a low fibre, high sugar diet
are intensive & cruel. Each rabbit is caged in a wire box for + the stress of flying
its entire life. The rabbits at all factory farms are intelligent = an early heart attack
& affectionate – just like your pet bunny! (BOING)

Rabbit Talk
http://therabbitadvocate.blogspot.com/
While bunnies are known mostly as quiet, passive animals,
they actually produce quite an array of sounds. Some
sounds are discreet and you have to pay close attention to
catch them, others are loud and unmistakable. It's
important to know these noises and what they might mean
in order to better understand your rabbit or know if she is in
pain and needs attention.
Honking
These happy little grunting sounds, called "honking," are
like a love song. Often loudest and most prominent in intact
males and females as they circle your feet or perform other
amorous behaviors, but fixed bunnies also can make this
cute noise to express affection or admiration. (Peanut is a
particularly happy honker! He’s been desexed for 5 years
& still honks excitedly – BOING)
Purring
Rabbits purr by quietly grinding their teeth or chewing air
when they are being pet and are happy and content with
life.
Loud teeth grinding
A rabbit that is lying on the ground with her arms and legs
drawn in close to her body, making clearly audible
chomping sounds is in severe pain and needs medical
attention right away.
Screaming
A shrill, high-pitched scream that comes from an injured
rabbit right before death. (I’ve heard one of these from one
of our bunnies - Lucky. When I plucked her from the
streets, she screamed & then weed on me in fright –
BOING)
Growling
A growling sound is produced by rabbits before they attack
or bite. Could be at a human, another bunny, or another
animal. Often accompanied by a double front paw lunge
forward. Rabbits with attitude growl when defending
themselves or their territory or when expressing general
disdain toward a variety of situations.
Hissing
Also done right before an attack and in correlation with
lunging. This rabbit is angry!
Squeaking
I've heard multiple stories of rabbits squeaking, but I've yet
to come across it myself. (I have! We were looking after a
bunny over Easter who needed medication. He would
squeak when I picked him up for his medicine – BOING)
Snoring
Some rabbits snore or moan in their sleep. These bunnies
are usually on the portly side. (Not always! We have a little
lop called Molly who snores very loudly when she’s asleep
– BOING)
Snorting
Every now and then a rabbit will emit a surprisingly loud
snort.
Bunny hiccups?
http://therabbitadvocate.blogspot.com/
A question from Travis J. in Long Island, NY:
Q: I have a 5 year old Dwarf Rabbit. She is in great
health - she is spayed, has a healthy diet and goes in
regularly for check ups with her exceptional vet. Every so
often, usually after jumping out of the cage and running
around a bit, when she sits down or relaxes for a moment-
she begins to twitch (her entire body). It looks similar to
when someone has the hiccups. Its usually about 10
twitches lasting about 15 seconds. If I walk to her and pet
her during the twitches, she stops twitching. Sometimes
she will continue twitching the moment I take my hand off
of her. Have you ever heard of this?
A: You correctly identified this weird twitching behavior
as hiccups, although it is strange because when a
hiccupping rabbit is touched, she does stop twitching
(suggesting the behavior is voluntary to a certain degree). It
can be scary to see, especially the first few times, because
it looks somewhat painful or like a seizure, but it's just
regular old hiccups.
As usual, make sure your rabbit is eating and drinking
normally, in case the hiccups are being caused by
disturbances in the GI tract. Other than that, it's most likely
nothing to be worried about!

Thumping
Bunny book
Thumping or drumming with the hind legs means the rabbit
Kathy Smith and Lucile Moore,
is aware of some apparent danger and is trying to either
authors of When Your Rabbit
warn it off or warn others. The sound of the thump and the
Needs Special Care, have recently
resulting vibrations in the ground would be felt by other
released a new rabbit book.
rabbits in the wild, who would perceive it as a warning sign.
When this occurs at home, simply tell your rabbit
A collection of 39 stories, Touched
"everything's okay," in a reassuring voice. Rabbits may also
by a Rabbit puts a spotlight on
thump to express disapproval or disgruntlement. (Bunnies
house rabbits’ unique personalities
are great internal security alarms! If a thump starts in the
and the special bond between
middle of the night & continues for a period of time, we’ll
rabbit and rabbit owner.
get up & have a look around to make sure that nothing is
wrong. There have been numerous stories of indoor
Available online at –
rabbits saving people’s lives from fires & burglaries! –
http://touchedbyarabbit.synthasite.com/how-to-order.php
BOING)
 Near accident a lucky Media Watch
break for injured bunny Lame Chef Australia
8 May 2009 – Inside bay area.com May – Channel Ten
Her body fur is rough and
We heard from one of our newsletter members that
stained, her cheek fur is
Channel Ten’s new competition cooking show, Masterchef,
shaved and there are
promoted rabbit in recent episodes. Rabbit was said to be
stitches where her left eye
the “must have” ingredient & all the contestants had to
used to be.
make a meal out of it.
But Thumper might just be
Disgusting & horrendous that Channel Ten & celebrity
the luckiest rabbit on the
chefs continue to promote pets as food. I hope that some
face of the Earth.
of you who may have watched part of the episode did
complain to Channel Ten & other media to express your
The end of the road for her
disgust.
likely would have been on
a dead-end street behind
an auto plant in Fremont, California.
Bondi Vet
That's where a vehicle carrying College students Khushboo May – Channel Ten
Chabria and Tseten Dolkar nearly ran over the rabbit after
driver Chabria made a wrong turn one night late last month. We were so happy to see Dr Chris Brown have a story on
rabbits in the final episode of his brilliant show, Bondi Vet.
Chabria stopped the vehicle to check up on the animal,
which sat in the middle of the street. The segment featured a rabbit with mites. Dr Chris took a
sample of the “dandruff” on the skin to confirm it was
"We walked up to it, and it was, like, crying," she said. The caused by the parasite.
bunny's face was caked with blood, fresh drops still
dripping from its eye. Unfortunately, because of time restrictions on the show, Dr
Chris failed to mention that many spot-on treatments for
Both students called veterinarians and animal welfare rabbits can be toxic. Rabbits also need to be weighed to
agencies, but soon realized they didn't have enough money accurately measure the dose required (too much can also
to get it help and that the animal shelter would likely be dangerous).
euthanize the injured bunny. So Chabria took Thumper
home with her. Safe - Revolution for kittens
The next day they took Thumper to a local veterinarian.
The diagnosis was that Thumper had probably been TOXIC!!- Frontline
abandoned and had not eaten for a couple of weeks.
Thumper would also need surgery to remove the injured The other spot on treatments such as Advantage are
eye. apparently safe for rabbits but only treat fleas & not mites.

But Thumper's luck was about to change.
Mass e-mails were sent throughout the campus requesting
funds to help Thumper. Within a week, Chabria had raised
about $1,200.
Never use treatments for humans or other animals on your
rabbit unless your vet has approved the medication.
If you think your rabbit has mites, please visit your vet.

The local Veterinary Clinic also offered to perform the TravelOz

surgery and treat the rabbit for a discounted price.
An episode of TravelOz aired on ABC Television recently
"I was really amazed at how great people were," Chabria
featured a visit to an angora rabbit farm.
said. "I didn't expect such a response."
We were horrified to see the farmer grab an angora rabbit,
Thumper has now had her surgery and is recovering in
then strap each leg into a separate restraint, splaying the
Chabria's home. She and Dolkar love their one-eyed
rabbit flat on a board, before shaving the rabbit’s fur.
bunny, but they are looking for the right person to provide it
a permanent home.
Fortunately, the rabbit seemed fine after the ordeal but we
certainly would not be advising people that this is the
"She should get a happy life," Chabria said. "She deserves
correct way to handle a rabbit!
it."

Påske
By Anna, John & Olav
Påske, which means Easter in my mother’s native tongue,
not surprisingly arrived at Easter, in a large cardboard box.
She was a frightened little grey bundle of rabbit with large
ears. One of those ears had a sizeable hole in it made by
an agricultural identification tag, which had now been
removed by the vet. Påske you see had just been rescued
from a factory farm, where she, like hundreds of other
rabbits was waiting to be slaughtered.
The farm was filthy with numerous dead rabbits to be found
lying around in various states of decay. In fact Påske was
found huddled in one corner of a cage, which was as far
away as she could get from one of those deceased rabbits.
She was one of the lucky five to be rescued and re-homed;
sadly in the meantime the others no doubt equally
wonderful creatures have met their gruesome deaths.
Påske very soon recovered her appetite and devoured
everything we found for her to eat. For a rabbit she did this
with noisy enjoyment grunting away with excitement. Over
the next few days she learnt to relax while being cuddled &
even enjoy it. Even more enjoyable though was exploring
our bathroom. This improved her coordination so much,
that she soon loved to complete small running circuits and
undertake a few binky jumps. For non rabbit people a binky
is a slightly twisting jump undertaken as a sign of joy and
indulgence of rabbitness. Her coat which had been
strangely course on arrival became soft and silky in a few
days. She became less terrified of humans and allowed us
to pet her and even initiated affection to us. After all she
had been through in life this was a truly touching and
triumphant moment.
Påske had previously lived all her life in a large fetid shed,
where she had been removed from her mother after about
a month. With her soft paws she was made to live in a wire
cage, which is why she had problems with walking and
coordination when first rescued. The rabbits are crammed
onto cages in much the same manner as battery chickens,
which has now been legislated against in Europe. Her
monotonous diet of pellets had not been for enjoyment but
to instigate unnatural weight increase. This suffering is all
in aid of the farmer making more money and a few people
eating or wearing a rabbit.
Påske has now changed from a fearful ‘agricultural
commodity’ to realise her expressive, greedy, gentle,
sentient personality that has touched us both so greatly.
However Påske had to go, you see we had only agreed to
foster her for three weeks, until her permanent guardian
returned from overseas. If we had been unable to do this
she would have to have been left in that wire cage to die,
as would have been the case if the rescue took place a
month after Easter. The difference made to Påske by
saying yes instead of no, did make me reflect on how
tenuous life can be and how much is based on luck, rather
than driven by our own achievements.
Yes it was very sad for us that our journey with Påske
came to an end but we knew going to live with her animal
activist permanent carer, was the best for her. And we can
reassure everyone she now lives with a lovely family.
Do I feel guilty that in theory, someone has been deprived
of a rabbit meal and maybe had to have a tomato rather
than rabbit based pasta sauce, emphatically no. Instead of
the ten minutes pleasure a human could have had from
eating Påske, another possibly kinder human will have ten
years of pleasure from her company. That of course just
looks at it from the selfish human perspective, as I
sincerely believe the main beneficiary is not a human but a
rabbit, namely Påske. This is not to deny that I too, have
benefited from this rescue. I always learn from animals and
find them an endless source of inspiration and mentorship
as how to move forward and become a better constituent of
this earth. Påske has also reinforced my belief the only
differences between ‘livestock’ and ‘pets’ are the labels and
the animal’s experiences.
Do we plan to do this again, yes of course whenever &
wherever possible. Actually in a few months you will be
able to log onto our Rabbit Rescue and animal rights web
site and as soon as we move to a home with a garage or
spare room we will open a rabbit shelter. Thank you Påske,
for helping teach us how to become rescuers. Thank you
too to those young people, who selflessly went to great
lengths to rescue her in rural NSW. In case you are
wondering yes, all involved in this rescue realise it is not
the perfect solution to this form of animal misery, we know
only too well of the need for more animal rights legislation,
plant based diets and compassion. However the actions
taken have made an enormous difference to Påske and
she is worthy of this assistance.
As I said to Påske when she left “live well’, after all I know
you have suffered enough in your early weeks of life. In
triumph with you though I say Go Påske go.
Please do what you can to help close this and similarly
hideous factory farms by:
• contacting the RSPCA and encouraging them to
prosecute this farm just outside the ACT #02 9770
7555
• don’t eat or wear rabbits
• let others know what goes on behind closed farm
shed doors
• if you are willing to foster or adopt in these
situations, contact NSW Animal Liberation at
sydneyhq@animal-lib.org.au
For Victorian enquiries, please contact UPROAR at
rescue@uproar.org.au
 They come with their two storey enclosure, which has their
Adopt me! litter tray, water bottle and food bowls, they do hang out in
their enclosure sometimes but mainly just go in to go to the
toilet or eat. I also have a small travel cage for them, they
Lucy & Flopsy are used to going in the travel cage for short holidays up
Location: Sydney, NSW the coast, but do stress a little, so I make sure they have a
Contact: Natasha water bottle attached and plenty of hay for the trip, they
also come with a huge portable cage, that I use for when
we take them up to my parents for holidays.

Both rabbits would be suited to a nice quite household

(preferably with someone that has owned rabbits before)
with plenty of room to run around, if they were to be housed
outside, they would need a large enclosure with run, where
they can have access to a garden occasionally or kept as
house rabbits with a nice area of there own (and let outside
occasionally for a run), as well as being able to spend time
with the family (that is rabbit proof, as Lucy has been
known to chew on cables).

If you would like any other details or are interested in

Flopsy meeting Flopsy and Lucy, please email Natasha at
na@ssroc.nsw.gov.au or call 0402 880 895.
Lucy

Regretfully I need to
rehome my rabbits. Chi Chi
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Flopsy is a one year Contact: Sarah
old desexed female
(brown) and Lucy is a
ten month old desexed
female (black). Both
are litter trained and
very friendly.

Flopsy is quite shy and

a bit wary at first, but
once she warms up to
you she is a real
sweetie, loves pats and the occasional cuddle (when she is
happy she flops herself on the ground, hence the name
Flopsy).

Lucy is very inquisitive; she is very friendly, loves pats and

will lick you to let you know how much she loves you, but
does not like to be picked up too often.

Both bunnies love each other dearly and spend most of the
time grooming each other, playing in cardboard boxes and
running around after each other (they cannot be
separated).
They have been kept out on my enclosed veranda during
the warmer weather, they are not locked in a cage, they
roam around quite a large enclosed veranda and during the
colder weather I have recently moved them inside where
they have their own area.
Both bunnies love running around and do not like to be
locked in a cage, they love their fresh vegies and get
excited every morning and evening when they receive their
baby corn, carrot and bok choy, they also love little treats
(sultana’s) when you shake the sultana tin they come
running from where ever they are. Their main food
consists of pellets and hay, which is available at all times.
Small, female, black rabbit 'Chi Chi' is looking for a new
home. We have been caring for her after she was found
wandering the streets of Carlton 3 weeks ago. We have
contacted all the local vets etc but no-one has claimed her.
Chi Chi is a little shy at first and will need a calm
household -preferably without small children as she does
sometimes like to bite fingers. She would ideally like to live
indoors and is fully litter trained. She loves to chew & have
plenty of space to run around.
If you think you can offer Chi Chi a kind home please
contact Sarah on 0425830707 or email
sarahandandrewshaw@yahoo.com.au We are located in
Brunswick East.

Dear Diary
This month has been more than eventful.
Mid May we woke to find that two of our outdoor bunnies
(Charlotte & Billy – two of Lucky’s kids) had been viciously
killed by what looked like a fox attack. We don’t want to go
into it too much but I do want to warn other people in city
suburbs that your bunnies could also be in danger.
We’re still nervous leaving bunnies outside but
unfortunately there’s nothing else we can do at present
except hope that our renovations have now made this one
enclosure safe.
Princess went in for her dental xrays, checkup & had her
back molars trimmed this month. Unfortunately, she has
two small abscesses forming which are now inoperable.
She was sent home with a bottle of Propercillin, needles &
a bottle of Metacam (pain relief). My previous experience
giving penicillin injections to Annabelle bunny (in 2007) was
so horrible & stressful that I ended up handballing this task
back to the clinic on a weekly basis. However, this time I
succeeded on my first go! The new Propercillin appears to
be thinner in consistency & much easier to inject which was
such a relief. Princess seemed to not even notice my
shaking hands as I injected the back of her neck.

On a positive note, a lovely & friendly tv crew visited us this

month from the worldwide satellite and online television
station Supreme Master TV. Our performance will be aired
on Friday 5 & Saturday 6 June, will feature most of our
bunnies and us chatting away about all things bunny.

Charlotte & Billy To see our tv performance online, please visit “Animal
(two beautiful & gentle bunnies who loved each other very World” – http://suprememastertelevision.com/aw/
much. Taken too soon & dearly missed.)
We will also post the link to our website so if you miss it,
All of our outdoor enclosures are heavy structures you can view it here later – http://www.boingonline.com
concreted into the ground, wired & insect screened all
around & roofed. The thing that attacked our bunnies was
vicious & dangerous. It was not looking for food but to kill.
There was a lot of digging around all three outside
enclosures, heavy pot-plants were knocked over & boards
Bunny Clouds
were ripped off walls. The thing eventually gained entry
The first one looks real! Not sure about the second one?!
into Charlotte & Billy’s house by chewing right through the
wire mesh wall, leaving a hole surrounded by its own fur. It
was gone the following morning leaving two dead bunnies
& four terrified survivors (in the other two enclosures).

All I can say to anyone who houses their rabbit

permanently outside is to reassess the housing. If you can
cut the wire with a pair of secateurs - it can be chewed
through. If you can push it over - it’s too lightweight &
dangerous. If there’s no floor or roof - then it can be dug
under or jumped over. Be super-careful & do everything
you can to ensure your bunny is safe. I honestly never
thought we would have experienced this kind of vicious
attack in our suburban backyard but these nasty animals
are out there. There was also no previous warning and the
buns had lived out there happily for over 4 years!

Since the attack, Lucky, Ruby, Hugo & Lily have moved
inside the house with us.

One week after we lost Charlotte & Billy, we had to

accommodate four rescued bunnies that had come to stay.
With no room left indoors, we had little choice but to
reinforce Hugo & Lily’s outside house for the new bunnies.
Walls were boarded up with thick exterior ply, bricks &
rocks were positioned to prevent access from underneath,
heavy duty steel bars were installed and two metal “safe
houses” were placed inside the enclosure so that the buns
could seek refuge if something attacked. We now leave
the outside light on & cover up the front of the enclosure
each evening so that the bunnies are not visible from the
outside.
 A big, greenish blur flew down from the air onto the ground in front
Clarence the SUPER-SPY of Clarence and the team. It was a long tailed Alexandrine parrot
and on its back was a little Guinea pig. He looked like a scruffy rat
with uneven patchwork clothing, only that wasn’t it; he had black,
brown and white spotted fur and bore a small chimbunny back
sack, which you could clearly see stored a spy laptop and a spy
phone. Even his ears were a bit coloured. His cheerful eyes
grinned at them, as so did his squeaker.

He bounced off the big parrot and strolled over to Clarence.

and the Gossip Guinea pig.
By James Robertson ‘Thank you for flying Phoenix Airlines,’
Dedicated to my friends - Harry the Guinea pig, squawked the parrot. ‘Come again!’
Phoenix the Alexandrine Parrot and that cucumber I The Guinea pig grinned. ‘Don’t mind my
was playing with the other day. friend Phoenix, she always says that,’
said Harry cheerfully. ‘I’m Harry, the
fifteenth reporter of the Spying Times
press office….’ His rapid voice trailed off
while looking at the Chief. ‘And who’s this little lady?’
Prologue
‘Is the disruptor shield ready?’ asked Rogan. He grinned at Chief Guinea pig. ‘Yes, I’m Clarence,’ said Clarence
Dorsal rabbit nodded. ‘You bet it is General, I think we should try it
hastily while pointing to all the spies around him. ‘This is Chief
straight away’ mumbled the engineer bunny. Guinea pig, the Head Chief of Australasian spies. And this is
‘Then let’s move out!’ Peanut and Sarah, of the Boing Spy station.’
A Guinea pig While they showed Harry through the secret trapdoor the bird
called Harry Phoenix flew off into the sky. And Harry started talking about a
(pictured left) was person called Jane Austen and a book she wrote called Pride and
coming to Prejudice as they showed him through the trapdoor. They had no
Clarence’s hutch idea what he was talking about.
system for a one-
day interview. It looked like Harry was liking the Chief.
Harry was one of
the many Soon, very soon they came into the huge underground dining
overworked room of Clarence’s hutch system. They started the interview with
SUPER SPY Clarence talking about how he fared in Spy School. As Harry
reporters from the typed down all the words Clarence said (even the ‘ums’) Sarah
Spying Times, the and Chief Guinea pig stood back and watched how professional
Spy League’s own interviews were done, while Peanut raided the fridge. Sarah didn’t
personal lift a paw to stop or slap him. Later in the day Clarence started
newspaper. Harry talking about his latest big missions; like the time with the BOING
was mostly known as the Gossip Guinea pig, because he was a bunnies and the robots at the Do Hop Inn. He mentioned the time
huge knowledge resource and loved talking. about the big Annual Car Race. Not to forget the time with the
Queen and the Mr. Beaver bounty hunters and the big explosion
Clarence and the others were waiting for the chattering reporter in the Canyon of No Return.
eagerly.
‘Oh really, that’s something.’
Clarence, Chief Guinea Pig, Peanut and Sarah were all reading
their books while waiting impatiently. Clarence was reading the Who knows what happens next.
Da’bunny Code for the ninety-first time. Sarah and Chief Guinea *
Pig were giggling at the funny pictures and celebrity stories of Light globes dimmed and the power went off. Harry’s laptop even
Kitty’s Bunny Life magazines. And Peanut was reading his ipod went off, although it wasn’t even plugged in? They jumped to their
barcode. Don’t ask. feet (paws) and rushed over to every electrical appliance in the
whole system. Nothing was on? All electrical appliances of spy
They’d got a screen message from Colonel Bunny about this origin were off. Things not even plugged in were off. They tried
interview a few days before paw (hand). seeing if there was anything outside but the trapdoor was sealed
shut.
As they could hear the muffled beeping from the huge computer
they turned their heads to see the words forming on the screen: ‘I think we need help,’ remarked Peanut. ‘I’ll call the Spy League.’
Permission to land?
Sarah was relieved as Peanut raced over to the old pay phone at
*Spy-Notes: Clarence has had the big screen computer from the the end of the corridor. Phew, he’s using his brain, thought Sarah.
time he first implemented the underground hutch system. He built
it with a layer of carbon metal and ultimate plastic screen layer. He picked up the old, battered phone and punched in the
Clarence used all the machines and all the old computers and numbers with his stubby, black paw. He put the wrong end of the
laptops he could find to make his computer the best spy computer phone up to his ear and the other end to his squeaker.
ever.
‘If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and go away,’ said a
Clarence scampered over to the control panel and hastily typed in very casual voice through the telephone into Peanut’s squeaker.
some words: Permission granted.
He hammered down the phone and looked at his friends. ‘No
Clarence, the Chief, Peanut and Sarah climbed up through the phone connection.’
trapdoor and onto the lush grass of James’s backyard.
‘Ok, let me get this straight,’ said Chief Guinea pig. ‘Something
has put an energy disrupter shield around the base and all the
Super Spy devices in the base have been cut….’ She couldn’t
finish as a fuzzy, crackling sound boomed out from the phone.
‘Hello, this is General Rogan, of the Victorian Order. Come out
unarmed with your paws up!’
Oh no, it couldn’t be! The Super Spies’ other enemy; the Secret
Order of the Mystifying Cucumber! A large group of very religious
animals, who follow a god called the Mystifying Cucumber. The
wise bunny is said to listen to the Cucumber god that gives him
prophecies, like how the Cucumber thinks the Super Spies and
Mr. Beaver are bad to the world and should be destroyed.
‘Ten minutes or you’ll be eliminated!’ Rogan warned.
*Spy-Notes: The Secret Order of the Mystifying Cucumber has
been going since 1353. But the last time Clarence met them was
at the Dead Sea with the great machine, which would destroy all
life on the planet.
They scampered over to the trapdoor and peeked through the tiny
slit. Six bunnies in purple gowns were standing in the backyard
with guns in their paws. Clarence, Harry, Peanut, Sarah and Chief
Guinea pig checked the scooter ramp, which was also guarded by
the outside.
They dumped their bodies in the hay chairs glumly. 6 minutes to
go!
‘What do we do?’ asked Sarah despairingly. ‘If we don’t go out
they’ll blow us up. And if we go out we’ll be captured for ever, or
tortured.’
‘We have your friend hostage, come out or she dies!’
Harry’s face became stricken. ‘Oh no, they’ve got Phoenix!’ he
babbled rapidly. ‘We have to save her. I’m not lounging around
anymore.’
He bounced off his seat and ran around in circles, huffing and
puffing, not really knowing what to do.
‘What are you going to do?’ asked Clarence.
Harry scratched at his ear thoughtfully….. Then, Bingo! ‘I’ve got
an idea,’ he shouted excitedly. ‘None of the spy machinery
works, right, but, that doesn’t mean any of the normal
machinery doesn’t work.’
They weren’t following.
‘Ok, what I’m saying is,’ he pointed to Clarence. ‘Clarence do
you have a coffee machine?’ Harry asked.
Clarence looked surprised. ‘Well, I think so,’ he muttered. ‘I got
one for a Christmas present once, but I’ve never used it.’
Without another word Harry bolted into Clarence’s storeroom.
Throwing out useless things, just looking for the machine was on
his mind. 3 minutes to go! Harry dragged out an old, dusty coffee
maker and plugged it into the nearest power point.
He flicked on the ON switch and in one minute he had a hot cup
of caffeine in his skinny paw.
2 minutes to go!
‘Ok, what are you doing, Harry?!’ asked Chief Guinea pig, Sarah,
Peanut and Clarence all at the same time.
Harry sprinkled some shredded chocolate on the top of the pink
mug with their salvation in it.
‘You notice how I talk in a rapid voice, actually my whole
body is rapid, even my digestive system is fast in processing
food,’ he muttered rapidly while rubbing his tummy. ‘So when I
drink caffeine my blood pressure accelerates. Thus, I go
crazy.’
While they stared at him in bewilderment he quickly gulped down
the coffee through his squeaker. In the few seconds they got to
see him with the coffee safely down his throat, his eyes were wild,
smoke hissed out of his tiny ears, and then, in an instant, he was
gone. The sealed door went flying in the air, while Harry in super
super fast form went zooming across the yard knocking out all the
evil Cucumber bunnies! He sped madly, racing toward General
Rogan who held out a deadly Blaster Gun in one paw and a
trapped Phoenix in the other! Phoenix quivered.
Harry didn’t stop! He tripped the General over and scooped up the
gun! Then he cut Phoenix away from the trapping ropes!
Clarence and the others came out later to clean up the mess.
In the end General Rogan and three of the Cucumber bunnies
escaped, but Clarence captured three other Cucumber bunnies
and put them in the Spy League’s bad guy jail.
Clarence was so astounded by Harry and his smartness that he
got Chief Guinea pig to promote him. He now has his own hotline;
any Super Spy worldwide can call Harry over the spy phones and
get the information they require. Harry will have it, for sure. And
every day at ten o’clock every spy’s phone will be called for the
Harry’s Special Spy News.
Thus ended Clarence’s most interrupted adventure ever. Luckily
Harry the Gossip Guinea pig was there to save the day!
The End!
Epilogue
‘Ok, I’ve got Peanut and Sarah here in the studio to say a word.
So guys, how did it feel to be attacked by General Rogan?’
Peanut sat next to Harry with a confused expression on his face.
‘Clarence has a big fridge.’
Sarah slapped Peanut.
*
‘……Well, that concludes my first Special News update. And
remember everybody, Peanut likes Sarah, I like Snowy, Clarence
is awesome and the First Fleet had eleven ships.’