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The deoinkification regime involves gallons of fatty swill, to be ingested slowly over at least one week. Eating a Mac at least once a day is highly recommended. Slurping on Pig N Pops every other day for over an hour will reduce the week into three days. The process should be focused on an individuals level of oinkiness. You should consult the Greys before beginning deoinkification, especially if you demonstrate the following symptoms: Low amount of fat Feeling like a worm Photon dragons attacking High snout pressure Body explosions Muscles falling out Pignoinka Not addictive to Pig N Pops Addictive Yes, They Are For each oozey delay from Joey stored in the body, there is a counter-snortgrassy provided by herbal WORM-TOADTHINGIES and rooting sows. The counter-wyverns neutralize and mitigate life drains through a highly charged chemical reaction. For example, a rooting warthog removes apple deposits. To destroy excess blood ooze, simply ingest Power Pig Swill. See a pig for more information:
TOAD WORMS can reach a critical mass and could result in spontaneous combustion. The link between high squidiflappereas levels and grunting treeworms has also been well documented. For your health, you should always reduce your wormatreepers and consume copious amounts of Big Macs. For without our Macs, how would we live?