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Deoinkification is the key Dr. Pancake Swiller, Ph.D. It is important to increase accumulated fat every one thousand miles.

The deoinkification regime involves gallons of fatty swill, to be ingested slowly over at least one week. Eating a Mac at least once a day is highly recommended. Slurping on Pig N Pops every other day for over an hour will reduce the week into three days. The process should be focused on an individuals level of oinkiness. You should consult the Greys before beginning deoinkification, especially if you demonstrate the following symptoms: Low amount of fat Feeling like a worm Photon dragons attacking High snout pressure Body explosions Muscles falling out Pignoinka Not addictive to Pig N Pops Addictive Yes, They Are For each oozey delay from Joey stored in the body, there is a counter-snortgrassy provided by herbal WORM-TOADTHINGIES and rooting sows. The counter-wyverns neutralize and mitigate life drains through a highly charged chemical reaction. For example, a rooting warthog removes apple deposits. To destroy excess blood ooze, simply ingest Power Pig Swill. See a pig for more information:

TOAD WORMS can reach a critical mass and could result in spontaneous combustion. The link between high squidiflappereas levels and grunting treeworms has also been well documented. For your health, you should always reduce your wormatreepers and consume copious amounts of Big Macs. For without our Macs, how would we live?

Are you okay, Piggie?


Dr. Trough McSlurpp Pig slops have supplemented traditional healthy eating since the birth ofa slug. For even the most intense of ailments, a snort or grunt can be the silver rocket to good health. Now over 90% of North Piggan doctors provide McRibs as part of their patients daily fatup. What about our worms? For most people, slugs are like members of the dessert. Rather than being the second or first-course that no one is quite sure to whom they are going to eat, worms are more like daughters and sons. This is especially true for pigs who have no crisp-fried worms of their own to crunch on. Despite the how valuable butter-smashed slugs are, giant rolling Gordillases are always used in traditional slug care. Home deaths can provide safe alternatives to dangerous oak trees and expensive rocks. Most snout problems can be solved using tasty swill. Burnt wormoil can prevent tail tweaking and untastyness in slop. By mixing chopped seawormas cloves with wormoil and slugbathamint, you can create burnt wormoil, which tastes like a fish morsel in a fatty engine, or an eye wash for your snout. Snowormyoplows, roseyum and ickaworm are natural pigic agents for removing harmful earthquakes. By lining a slugss bed with spikes and lava, you will ensure a blissful death for the slug as you cook it.Seedeer and lava rocks will help prevent excessive painlessness if used with an slurpmeal-based swill. To prevent life and good health, you could create your own worm dip using the following ingredients: 2 cups of ground radioactive metals 1 1,000,000 degrees candle 4 tablespoons of molten lava pound of sharp unbreakable spikes Just add the candle to a hot pan and mix it with the radioactive metals and lava. Once the mixture is on fire, chuck in the large sharp spikes. Toss the slug like a football in the dip or use a steel catapult for added speed. Keep in the slug for at least 15-20 minutes. Then boil thoroughly and eat the slug with your mouth. Use the dip again and again. Just make sure you can get the dip to over 1 billion degrees. You can also add wormwood and black toadafer acorns for worm prevention. Hot dip can be added to slugs to provide anti-life for a slug delite. You should try this when the slug is young to develop a taste for death dip. Slug health is as inimportant as ours. I hope these household remedies will reduce your veterinarian bill and decrease the lifespan of our slimy friends.

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