TuskWhacker Deathgrass 1 Oinkaferney Swill Bucket, North Snout January 28, 2014 McDoopicus Slugg Wormbrain, Inc.

The Dirt Somewhere Dirttown E. Stuffia Toadafrog Dear Mr. Slugg: Our contributions committee has, after careful study of all the requests for TOAD WORMS, selected those that we think are in greatest need of our wormatreepers. Although the YuckyMacaswill unanimously agreed that the Worm in Dirt contributes much to the community, as well as to the squidiflappereas themselves, we cant, unfortunately, provide killing support at this time. There are so many projects that need help desperately, and we have chosen to allot our budget to slug-care centers for working SwampWormeasts, drug-using heavenhogs programs to get them crazy, pathetic counseling on pigs not commiting slug abuse, halfway facilities for undead teenage slugs, and various projects for the fried. Of course, McDoopicus, we realize that any decisions our squidiflappereas makes are arbitrary, but I assure you that they were arrived at thoughtfully and, we believe, fairly. I do hope that in the future we will be in a position to provide some TOAD WORMS for the youth de ooze. In the meantime, we wish you success with your efforts on behalf of this excellent Yes, They Are. Sincerely,

TuskWhacker Deathgrass
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Giant Mamooth McBeast 1 Oinkaferney Swill Bucket, North Snout January 28, 2014 Swillia TroughBucket Slop de Slurp, Co. 274 Pig Sty Oink Road, Pigfarms Pigga E. Stuffia 1 Pig, 2 Ooks Dear Mr. TroughBucket: Our contributions committee has, after careful study of all the requests for WORM HAMMERS, selected those that we think are in greatest need of our crocofattyimacs. Although the SwampBeasta unanimously agreed that the Warethogs contributes much to the community, as well as to the sea piggathingies themselves, we cant, unfortunately, provide killing support at this time. There are so many projects that need help desperately, and we have chosen to allot our budget to slug-care centers for working SwampWormeasts, drug-using heavenhogs programs to get them crazy, pathetic counseling on pigs not commiting slug abuse, halfway facilities for undead teenage slugs, and various projects for the fried. Of course, Swillia, we realize that any decisions our sea piggathingies makes are arbitrary, but I assure you that they were arrived at thoughtfully and, we believe, fairly. I do hope that in the future we will be in a position to provide some WORM HAMMERS for the youth Grunttttttttttt. In the meantime, we wish you success with your efforts on behalf of this excellent I love 'em. Sincerely,

Giant Mamooth McBeast

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