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Introduction Usually, the norm for an inclusion in this section is that the album in question is quite some years old, it hasn't lost anything over the years of its existenc e, it rather grew with it. At some very random occasions, these norms are to be shattered, turned around, ignored. This is one of those times. I rememebr it so clearly... Sweden's Close Up Magazine had a huge feature about this album before it was released. Writer Martin Carlsson told everyone how it included blastbeat s, insane tempo's, riffs from beyond and every other superlative you can think o f. All of this he used to describe this album. It was a new "Master of puppets", a new "Reign in blood". Simply put, it was the best album he'd ever heard. I kn ow this guy, he's an excellent writer and knows his metal, but in this case I th ink he tried out all the drugs available in the world, at the same time. We all waited for this masterpiece to be released... A new "Master of puppets"... I mea n, that's somehting we all longed for when it comes to Metallica. They had obvio usly returned to form... And what happens? "St. Anger". That's what fucken happe ns... h5. Songwriting 0. There's so songwriting here. There are riffs on top of each other and repeate d until your cock runs into hiding. h5. Production 0. With all the money spent, the album sounds like this? h5. Guitars 1. There's like half a decent riff in this mess. I haven't found it yet though. I thnk the lack of solos is a good thing coz it'd probabl yjust add to the shitt iness, no matter how good a guitarist Captain Kirk is. h5. Vocals 0. James Hetfield decided sobriety was the best thing since shaved pussy. The sh aved pussy disagrees. He's out of key, he whines like there's no tomorrow and fo r the first time in his carreer he manages to sound like a fucken joke through a nd through. James must be real fucken proud of his effort here coz it's definite ly an all-time low. h5. Bass ? Not that the Suicidal bassist plays on this garbage (and I'm sure he's very ha ppy about that) but his incredibly silly "crab walk" that he's doing live is fa r better than anything Bob Cock plays here. I fucken hate Bob Cock. h5. Drums Unratable. Lars Ulrich is probably the worst drummer in the history of drummers. You know it's impossible to not mention the fantastic snare sound on this piece ... Let's just say that the snare is probably better than Lars is. h5. Lyrics 8. _"St. Anger around my neck, he never gets respect"._ Much like Metallica will never get any respect again as they recorded this bullshit and claim they are p roud of it. To the point, evil and christ-hating.

h5. Cover art 6. I'm not really sure what it's all about and the connection to the title is ve ry vague. At least to me. h5. Logo 8. I always dug the logo, but having it in the color orange might not be that me tal. h5. Booklet 3. Very standard. I hate the Century Media order-thing in the middle of it all, with a passion. It's also nice to see that the guys who did the booklet really d idn't know much about the band in question, seing they named drummer Jensa as "J ens". Typo's like that reeks of unproffesionalism. We got the lyrics, thanxlist a nd 3 individual photos in black and white. Bollox. h5. Overall and ending rant Fittingly enough, this 2nd disc feels like a "middle"-album between "Into the gr ave" and "Soulless". But make no mistake, there are some serious compositions on "You'll never see". It just isn't up there with the other 2 mentioned ones, but a classic it sure fucken is. !(plain)/images/4514.jpg(1)! (note: this is the actual score for the album that you will give it. Scores are coded at the bottom for you to read and insert at t his location) * *Information* * Released: What year? * Label: What label is the album released on? * Website: "www.bandyoureviewed.com":http://www.bandyoureviewed.com - if you ins ert a MySpace link, make sure the it says "Bandname MySpace":http://www.myspace/ bandnamewhatever. Take note of the capitals used in "MySpace". * *Band* * Asshat 1: vocals (notice how the instruments are NEVER spelt with a capital fi rst letter) * Asshat 2: guitars * Asshat 3: guitars * Asshat 4: bass * Asshat 5: drums * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Tracklist* 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. 09. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15.