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[ ]networklackey 516 points 4 hours ago Fortunately if it's any modern Benz it probably has several seat position preset buttons that the owner has programmed to automatically put their seat back in t he position it was in previously. permalink [ ]BentWookee 259 points 4 hours ago Or automatically move into position based on his or hers key fob. sigh Some day... permalink parent [ ]nojobnoprob 95 points 2 hours ago My key fobs came with labeling stickers for that reason exactly. It was kinda sl ap in the face though because my car doesn't even have power seats :( permalink parent [ ]cpnHindsight 227 points 2 hours ago Peasant. permalink parent [ ]TUXPANDA 66 points 1 hour ago /r/powerseatmasterrace permalink parent [ ]vertigo1083 35 points 1 hour ago http://i.imgur.com/edxljCu.jpg permalink parent [ ]CreepyButtPirate 18 points 1 hour ago How much would one of these cars cost? permalink parent [ ]cpnHindsight 47 points 1 hour ago The car is the accessory. If you have to ask... permalink parent

[ ]CannedBeef 6 points 1 hour ago If only you could buy just a key permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]vertigo1083 20 points 1 hour ago* The key fob alone is priced at the current value of my old (fully functional) Ch erokee. Edit: "The 2014 BMW i8 will cost $136,625 when it goes on sale in the spring." source I read somewhere the fob itself is going to be about $1100 (USD) to replace. permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]-Tom- 6 points 1 hour ago I'm power seat master race in my IS300 but I dont have memory position....I thin k you meant to refer to /r/memoryseatmasterrace permalink parent [ ]NAMED_MY_PENIS_REGIS 3 points 1 hour ago Both of these need to be a thing. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]LoyalTillTheEnd 1 point 1 hour ago Fellow IS300 owner, best car ever! /r/IS300masterrace permalink parent [ ]ianfinnerty 4 points 1 hour ago Not a real subreddit. Now I know how Hercules feels http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=_O1hM-k3aUY permalink parent

[ ]Higgenbottoms 4 points 1 hour ago Now it's a real subreddit! Welcome to /r/PowerSeatMasterRace ! permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ][deleted] 1 hour ago [deleted] [ ]CxOrillion 1 point 1 hour ago Someone needs to make an account for it. You could even make a Sitler joke... permalink [ ]dykstrad 3 points 1 hour ago I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a while. Well done. permalink parent [ ]Kasebase 2 points 59 minutes ago http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DUFzV3Mpzfw permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Freemantic 47 points 2 hours ago* Some day? My grandmothers Cadillac from like 2006 did that. Funny watching my 6'4" father use her keyfob and get crushed as it adjusted. Edit: shit, so many replies of "My (relative/friend)'s (year) (make) (model) did that." permalink parent [ ]someonepeedyourpants 19 points 2 hours ago Maybe he was aware of this and was hoping for his own Mercedes someday? That's w hat I got from it. permalink parent load more comments (4 replies)

[ ]Silent-G 17 points 2 hours ago "HELP, I'M BEING CRUSHED" "Hahaha" permalink parent [ ]Notherereally 8 points 1 hour ago My 04 Nissan does this. I have to adjust the seat manually, but then as long as no one else moves it, the car remembers where I set it. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]That-one-guy12 5 points 2 hours ago Seriously, my wife's 2000 Lexus ls400 has 2 presets for seat positions. permalink parent [ ]chuckflarhu 2 points 1 hour ago jeez... my old 2000 jetta did that. permalink parent [ ]GoonCommaThe 1 point 1 hour ago My dad's (formerly my grandpa's) 2001 Acura does this. permalink parent load more comments (13 replies) [ ]FACE_Ghost 7 points 2 hours ago Are you sighing because you wish this was a thing? Cause it's a thing... Don't you dare joke over head me... permalink parent [ ]porthos3 4 points 1 hour ago I assumed he knew they exist and the "some day" meant he hopes someday he'd have a nice enough car to have those features. ...Or maybe not, and I just offered h im a perfect cover story. :P permalink parent [ ]commiezapr 5 points 1 hour ago

My porsche does this. But the keys look identical so without keychains, i can ea sily pick the wrong key and end up with the wrong seat position :( permalink parent [ ]Anton2492 3 points 2 hours ago "Help! Help! I'm being compressed!" permalink parent [ ]luckeynumber8 3 points 1 hour ago My Young's Modulus isn't high enough! ...sorry, studying physics. trying to be p roductive on reddit permalink parent [ ]Muntberg 2 points 52 minutes ago This joke is much better than you're likely to receive credit for. permalink parent [ ]Solkre 2 points 3 hours ago Thought it would use the weight of the driver. permalink parent [ ]TheXanatosGambit 14 points 2 hours ago I'm no anatomist, but I believe weight and leg-length are largely unrelated. permalink parent [ ]larz27 30 points 2 hours ago I think he meant weight to recognize the person driving. Dad weighs 190, I weigh 170, mom weighs 300, etc... Then sets the seat accordingly. permalink parent [ ]grungemuffin 21 points 2 hours ago subtle school on mom I like it permalink parent [ ]CrabbyMonday 33 points 2 hours ago

did your mom eat your sister? permalink parent [ ]Silent-G 5 points 2 hours ago We don't talk about that. permalink parent [ ]JohnnyDarkside 11 points 2 hours ago Dammit Jane. You sure let yourself go after Thomas was born, didn't you? permalink parent [ ]Silent-G 2 points 2 hours ago "You didn't even notice my new haircut?! I want a divorce!" permalink parent [ ]Chumbaniya 2 points 2 hours ago I weigh about the same as my mum, and she is 6'' shorter than me. I don't think it would be the most effective system. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]mastermike14 1 point 2 hours ago sure you just need to put a precise scale in the car and hope nobody ever gains/ loses weight permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]eljefe123 1 point 2 hours ago Mcdonalds would need tall arched roll up doors.. permalink parent [ ]cody_cody 2 points 2 hours ago It could count the number of molecules in your asscheeks using a built-in seat s ensor. permalink parent

[ ]3256716345123 1 point 1 hour ago Reach the apex of a hill? Your seat moves forward. The bottom? Back again. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]jnesss 1 point 2 hours ago my accord coupe does this! permalink parent [ ]nickolove11xk 1 point 1 hour ago Lots of cars do this... We had a 2001 expedition that did this and both keys wen t to a different spot, Preset 1 or 2 permalink parent [ ]assignment2 1 point 1 hour ago Some day it will break, knowing mercs, some day very soon. permalink parent load more comments (17 replies) [ ]DoppleChrist 27 points 3 hours ago Hell, my 2000 Jag has three preset ollection of those cards from when a card for when they'd change the than when they moved my seat...but permalink parent [ ]IHateWinnipeg 50 points 2 hours ago My Civic has a metal bar I grab and I use my legs to move the seat into the most comfortable position! It takes all of 1.5 seconds. I love it. permalink parent [ ]DoppleChrist 26 points 2 hours ago Psh. Moving your legs? Peasant :p permalink parent seat position buttons! Three! I also have a c I'd get my Mercedes serviced. They don't have driving mode though. That pissed me off more I digress. sips champagne

[ ]Chupa_Mis_Huevos 14 points 1 hour ago But does your bimmer hAve vtechk, yo? permalink parent [ ]fucklawyers 3 points 1 hour ago Double VANOS, mang. permalink parent [ ]Juggy_Brohdletine 3 points 1 hour ago My acura does yo. And it is Vtak, k? permalink parent [ ]Chupa_Mis_Huevos 6 points 1 hour ago I love it when vtakh kicks in yo. Its like bwahh->vtak->BWAHHHHHH permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]FurryMoistAvenger 33 points 3 hours ago That is not the point. ZE SEAT HAS BEEN MOVED AND ZAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!! permalink parent [ ]Silent-G 6 points 2 hours ago UNACCEPTABLE permalink parent [ ]Adamskinater 3 points 3 hours ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MLry6Cn_D4 permalink parent [ ]MasterKaen 3 points 1 hour ago Oh yeah? http://youtu.be/AoOIGHKePiw?t=2m10s

permalink parent [ ]astrograph 2 points 1 hour ago oh... you posted the 10 minute one? it gets A LOT better after the 3rd hour permalink parent [ ]MoridinThePenguin 7 points 1 hour ago Right, like the guy in a $6,000 suit has time to program his seat. I mean, come on! permalink parent [ ]VonIsengard 5 points 3 hours ago Mine has presets, and it's a '98. permalink parent [ ]networklackey 3 points 3 hours ago Yeah... "Modern" in this context would be anything after 1970. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Condorcet_Winner 3 points 2 hours ago Hell, even my 1998 Volvo had presets. permalink parent [ ]wufnu 4 points 2 hours ago Even so, my money is on the probability that someone raised hell over it and wil l do so again. permalink parent [ ]mactroneng 4 points 2 hours ago I have serious doubts on whether people would be able to figure this out, seeing as how half of them need to go to yahoo to search google to search for facebook . permalink parent

[ ]AdamSnipeySnipe 3 points 2 hours ago Same with Acura's!! permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]D371C19US 2 points 2 hours ago My Kia optima has 2 buttons presets for that. permalink parent [ ]MayonnaisePacket 2 points 2 hours ago My 1995 saab at that programmable seat settings, never bothered with them. permalink parent [ ]networklackey 2 points 2 hours ago It wasn't a 900 Turbo by any chance? I loved those cars. permalink parent [ ]MayonnaisePacket 2 points 2 hours ago It was a 9000 cse turbo, it was good car handle like a dream, but one after one things started to go wrong with it. Made it a huge pain in butt because had to o rder every part from Sweden. permalink parent [ ]BigWil 2 points 2 hours ago true, but they're probably broken permalink parent [ ]networklackey 2 points 2 hours ago More likely the owner doesn't even know he has them. permalink parent [ ]BigWil 2 points 2 hours ago that's true. 65 year olds aren't very good with technology. permalink parent

[ ]DoesntGiveYouContext 2 points 1 hour ago I've got a '93 Benz and its got 3 seat presets. permalink parent [ ]UncreativeTeam 2 points 1 hour ago /r/firstworldsolutions permalink parent [ ]CrabbyMonday 1 point 2 hours ago I opted for no pre-sets. Why? Because I don't let anyone drive my car permalink parent [ ]LoyalTillTheEnd 3 points 1 hour ago Thats why I got a manual. So many people dont know how to drive them. permalink parent [ ]tabascojones 1 point 2 hours ago I mean, don't those buttons know who he is??? permalink parent [ ]myrealnameisdj 1 point 2 hours ago Presets is an option. My first Benz didn't have it (2010), but it was the only o ption I asked for when I got my next car. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]ShowMeYourBody 1 point 1 hour ago Shit, my 92 lexus sc400 has that. And I can set multiple seat positions for it t o remember as soon as I put the key in. permalink parent [ ]GodlessWolf 1 point 1 hour ago But what if it's off by a degree or two! What then! permalink parent

[ ]marco3055 2 points 1 hour ago Yep, if you get a chance to sit in the new S class all of the seats can become m ore comfortable than your couch, just put the right settings on it. I'm a MB emp loyee and that comfort could probably put you to sleep at the wheel. permalink parent [ ]KratomGuy949 1 point 1 hour ago Wildly assuming we took the time to learn how that 5000 button contraption works . permalink parent [ ]jonathan102 1 point 1 hour ago Am I the only one that doesn't like powered seats? I prefer to do it the old fas hion way. It's much quicker :| permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (7 replies) [ ]Fraudulent_Lawyer 199 points 3 hours ago As a valet, i can confirm that people will indeed go so far as to attempt to hav e you fired if you adjust their seat. permalink [ ]AzMoo 78 points 2 hours ago I can't believe they want you to drive their expensive car with the seat in an a wkward position. Surely that raises the possibility of everything going horribly wrong. permalink parent [ ]PUNTS_BABIES 32 points 2 hours ago I agree completely. I occasionally have to pull in a customer's vehicle to repla ce the windshield and I cannot safely do so whilst crammed under the dash with m y knee on the gas pedal. permalink parent load more comments (7 replies) [ ]Fraudulent_Lawyer 13 points 2 hours ago Which is why we reserve the right to make any adjustments for the sake of safety . As bad as an adjusted seat seems, a scraped bumper is worse.

permalink parent [ ]Nodonn226 5 points 2 hours ago Not only do they want you to do it, but they think it's a possibility when they are 4' 11" and you're 6' 2". Sorry m'am, I just am not going to fit into the veh icle without moving it. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Teotwawki69 11 points 2 hours ago When you're a driver over six feet tall, you just have to accept that almost any one else who drives your car is going to move the seat way up and you'll have to put it back when they return it. Fact of life. permalink parent [ ]Sloppy1sts 8 points 1 hour ago And when you're a rational human being, the idea of spending 8 seconds readjusti ng your seat doesn't bother you. permalink parent [ ]g0_west 4 points 1 hour ago Not even that. Lift lever, scooch back, drop lever. Takes like a second and does n't need to be exact permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]LCast 6 points 1 hour ago Whenever it back ze those pull the I have to drive a tall person's car (I'm only 5'7") I always try to jam to where it was or farther. I feel sorry for you giants trying to squee redwoods you call legs into the small area I created. Short people can seat forward them goddamn selves.

permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]nursebad 12 points 2 hours ago I am so incredibly sorry that you have to deal assholes like that.

permalink parent [ ]C-4 4 points 1 hour ago That's so stupid. I'd eat spicy food a lot and let off big nasty almost-shit far ts in those douche bags cars right as I pull it up for them. permalink parent load more comments (20 replies) [ ]lillo25 41 points 6 hours ago You better be sorry Benz permalink [ ]RohypnolPickupArtist 16 points 6 hours ago That's Mr Benz to you. permalink parent [ ]mar10wright 9 points 5 hours ago Can't I call you Daimler? permalink parent [ ]RohypnolPickupArtist 10 points 5 hours ago No, that's my father's name permalink parent [ ]fuck_salad_eat_bacon 4 points 5 hours ago Sorry. permalink parent [ ]Reddit_Novice 0 points 1 hour ago That's Mr Benz to you. Dr. Benz permalink parent [ ]flignir 0 points 2 hours ago In this note, the Benz logo looks like it's meant to resemble a frowny face.

permalink parent [ ]zakattak 94 points 3 hours ago This is only a problem if you're some sort of peasant who doesn't have pre-progr ammed seat positions. chortle permalink [ ]CrabbyMonday 18 points 2 hours ago I don't because I don't let anyone else drive it permalink parent [ ]Vox_Imperatoris 14 points 2 hours ago Hah, these yokels don't even use valet parking... permalink parent [ ]Ballersock 11 points 1 hour ago These plebs don't even use chauffeurs permalink parent [ ]YRYGAV 10 points 1 hour ago What kind of barbarian uses a car? permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (4 replies) [ ]Dr_Rosen 13 points 2 hours ago "My Mercedes dealer apologized on thin paper instead of card stock" permalink [ ]zombarista 47 points 2 hours ago These kinds of small acknowledgements of detail are what build brands and reputa tions. Tiny details like these are what earn hotels 5-star ratings. If I owned a Mercedes-Benz, I'd expect nothing less. They know that their custom ers have high expectations, and they work very hard to deliver. permalink [ ]rerouchramperlough 13 points 1 hour ago

Mercedes is a very good company when it comes to customer service. They may no l onger be the super expensive cars they once were, but they still treat their cus tomers like they are. (Though I can't afford one.) I remember I went with my uncle to a dealership because he needed some maintenan ce done. They were busy with another client, but sat us down in this fancy room, with free snacks and drinks. This probably doesn't set the company back very mu ch but in a world where it feels like everybody is trying to get every penny fro m you it feels nice. permalink parent [ ]Aemilius_Paulus 3 points 1 hour ago They may no longer be the super expensive cars they once were Can you explain? I was not aware. permalink parent [ ]shockage 7 points 1 hour ago Before the early 80s, there was no "affordable" Benz, the 190E that became the C -class. Even earlier, the price premium between domestic luxury and Mercedes was very big. Now a days, the domestic luxury brands such as Cadillac compete direc tly with Mercedes. This was not the case many years ago. So while 30-40K for a car may be a lot for some folks, it's a walk in the park c ompared to the prices relative to average income, car price, and inflation of 40 years ago. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]shazoocow 3 points 17 minutes ago They treat all customers well regardless of the price of a given car because the y know that the person who is extremely satisfied with the B will come back some day when he wants another, and maybe next time will be a C, E, S, etc. When I walk into my dealer, someone comes to me d offer refreshments. The person who sold me my , remembers the car I drive and always comes to offer his help with service needs, etc. If he's ay hi. within a minute to welcome me an car knows me by name years later shake my hand and ask about it, busy, he calls within a day to s

It's borderline ridiculous, to be honest, but I'd buy another so it must work. permalink parent [ ]Stringtheory5 2 points 1 hour ago* Like pretty much everyone else but Tesla Motors, Mercedes-Benz dealerships are i

ndependently owned and operated. While one dealership may be nice and friendly a nd have ice cream, the other one across town may not be so nice and just offer y ou water. Plenty of discrepancies exist among dealerships that carry the same br and. Some give loaners, others don't. Some have a shuttle service, others don't. Some have breakfast, some only do lunch. It's the dealership, not the auto manu facturer. You also have to pay for service with a new Mercedes-Benz, unlike BMW which is f ree for four years/50,000 miles. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Gucci_Messiah 7 points 2 hours ago Our family is loyal to the brand and we get a new one every 2 years or so. My da d received a Starbucks gift card from MB as an "apology" of sorts for sending th e welcome package with the wrong model number. Small things like this highlight their generosity and care for their customers. permalink parent [ ]CapWasRight 14 points 1 hour ago Our family is loyal to the brand and we get a new one every 2 years or so. I grew up very poor, and while I'm not exactly flush I like to think I'm doing o kay for myself. Occasionally my brain likes to have flashbacks though, and I jus t had a big one when I read this and seriously thought "surely he meant a new on e every 2 decades or so" for at least 30 seconds. (I don't think I'll ever be at the get-a-new-car-when-the-old-one-stops-smelling-nice stage, though.) permalink parent [ ]Promo7 4 points 1 hour ago I'm hoping he meant they renew their lease with a new one every few years, in wh ich case they are really just paying a few grand a year when you account for dep reciation. permalink parent load more comments (14 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]CaDoran 10 points 3 hours ago That right there. They are assuming that that is something somebody might get an gry about. And they are right. permalink [ ]rayEW 7 points 3 hours ago

You can adjust my car seat, it's ok I can fix it back, but don't you dare messin g with the saddle height of my bicycle. I will murder you. permalink [ ]Bro_Hawkins 5 points 2 hours ago ITT: Why these cards are necessary. permalink [ ]KillahHills10304 4 points 3 hours ago They actually teach you, and drill into you (regardless of car maker), to avoid moving the seat at all costs if you're a technician. Some people really flip out over it. permalink [ ]OompaOrangeFace 1 point 2 hours ago I've never had a mechanic leave my seat alone. I'm a really easy going person, b ut for some reason this makes me a bit of kilter. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]Subaudible91 16 points 3 hours ago It's definitely a first world problem, but holy shit is it irritating when someo ne moves my seat around. I have it JUST right. permalink [ ]redls1bird 19 points 1 hour ago If you want other people to operate your car safely, be able to operate the brak es, and have a sufficiently good view to operate it without hitting anything, yo ur gonna need to put your big girl panties on and deal with it. permalink parent [ ]MyAssTakesMastercard 11 points 1 hour ago Why are people even complaining about this? If other people are driving your veh icle, they can't fucking be expected to not adjust the seat. Is it that difficul t to understand?! permalink parent [ ]redls1bird 4 points 1 hour ago There are people that will bring you their car (as a technician), tell you that it doesn't work right in some driving situation, then tell you that you are unde r no circumstances to take the vehicle off the lot to drive it. Just fix it.

permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]gaussweiss 2 points 1 hour ago Yeah, I have to put those big girl panties on my face when someone moves my seat in my car. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]waker7281 3 points 2 hours ago It's the Mercedes of first world problems permalink [ ]jsabo 3 points 2 hours ago I get that they're just trying to be safe, but as someone who's 6'10" and can't program the seats in my car, I hate when I find out it was moved. It really does feel like you'll never get it back to the right spot again. permalink [ ]CapWasRight 7 points 1 hour ago Surely the right spot for someone your size is as-far-back-as-it-goes? permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]TS_Drummer 3 points 2 hours ago Working in valet for as long as I have, it still amazes me how often people circ le back around just to yell at one of us because their seat was moved. I'm sorry that we want to protect our knees from your steering wheel. permalink [ ]Office_glen 9 points 2 hours ago Back about 4 months ago I was in an accident and my car (2013 Sonata) was being repaired for about a month. Once I got it back I think I spent over an hour sett ing my mirrors and seat back into position. I swear to god it's been three month s and I still don't think it is right.... This is worse than the god damned acci dent permalink load more comments (1 reply)

[ ]taco_whisperer 19 points 4 hours ago I really hope someone was fired for this permalink load more comments (6 replies) [ ]kearnsinator 8 points 3 hours ago Hey at least they acknowledge it. I can't even get my old thing washed without t he guy who pulls it around the building putting the seat as far back as it goes for the whopping 3 seconds he's behind the wheel. permalink [ ]CallMeDragon420 6 points 2 hours ago* They probably made this because of ass holes who claim they are outraged they ha ve to reposition their seat. For some reason I can see this being something a ri ch white dude would bitch about permalink [ ]athomeonly 6 points 1 hour ago* I can see this as something a rich black dude would bitch about also. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Eleventy_Twelve 2 points 2 hours ago When I was a teenager, I used to valet cars at a BMW dealership. I remember some dick of a customer absolutely throwing shit at the fan, because I moved his sea t. "Well move it back then" was apparently rude. Fuck 'em, try getting it cleane d for free elsewhere you massive prick! permalink [ ]7HawksAnd 2 points 2 hours ago I hate when this happens when you get your yacht serviced. permalink [ ]lowertechnology 2 points 1 hour ago Jesus, seriously?! Well, at least they left a note. There goes their gratuity, though. permalink [ ]Hozed 2 points 1 hour ago A buddy of mine cleaned cars for a dealer when we were in HS. He said some peopl e would react as if you literally shit in their car if the seat wasn't close to

where they left it. permalink [ ]LSYouTiger 2 points 1 hour ago This makes me wonder what the worst third world problem is. permalink [ ]quintonxthai 2 points 1 hour ago i used to work for Markley Motors Honda department as a Valet. the managers alwa ys got on my case when i would have the seats up too far because i'm so short, o r if the radio is on a different station/turned on in the car, or if we didn't h ave it dry enough after we would run it through the car wash. all i would do is drive Honda's literally from parking spot to parking spot all day permalink [ ]Inabsentiaa 3 points 1 hour ago It's not really about the "inconvenience". Do a couple gimmicky things to make people feel pampered and privileged and they 'll gladly keep coming back to the dealership for repairs despite the absurd cos t. permalink [ ]superfudge73 2 points 1 hour ago I picture a real housewife of wherever type woman screaming at a Mercedes dealer ship employee about how he ruined her day because the seat got moved so they had to print these cards. permalink [ ]WeaselSlayer 2 points 1 hour ago Those little shits. permalink [ ]timberwolvesguy 2 points 1 hour ago I work for Mercedes and can confirm this. We also give them cards explaining why the floor mats are wet. permalink [ ]Tyner69 2 points 1 hour ago Most of my friends/family in the auto biz are in the GM family and can tell some pretty entertaining stories about customer service issues with Corvette and/or Cadillac owners. I can only imagine what it's like for high-end import owners. permalink

parent [ ]timberwolvesguy 3 points 1 hour ago Luckily, I'm not the one who gives the car to its owner, but I'm on the hook if they don't think it's up to par. You'd be amazed how outrageous people get with their expectations. I've had a 10 year old E320 come in looking like someone gav e birth in it, skinned baby calves, and mutilated small children in it. Then onc e we get everything clean, minus the blood and shit stains in the floor, the own er of the car will complain that there is still blood and shit in the floor. Bit ch, if you didn't care about your car for the last 10 years, don't expect it to come back looking like it just rolled off the show floor. Some people... But even though I put up with the occasional dumb ass, the rare cars that come i n make it all worth it. We get about 5 SLS AMGs throughout the summer, Mustangs, Challengers, M3s, and the like. Plus that, we sold an SLS AMG Black Series last month for a whopping $300k. The guy traded in a 2013 SL63 AMG and a Porsche Cay enne GTS. Apparently the guy has $6mil in cars. I wish I was him. So the job def initely has its perks to offset the jackasses. permalink parent [ ]FilthyMonkey3 2 points 1 hour ago Great, thanks a lot Obama! permalink [ ]ericjover 2 points 1 hour ago <firstworldrage>WHAT THE FUCK!! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS MOVED MY MOTHERFUCKING SEAT! !!</firstworldrage> permalink [ ]trenchtoaster 2 points 1 hour ago I had a personal first world problem last week. I pooped and it left a crusty stain on the side of the toilet bowl. My maid wasn 't going to be back for 6 days. Peeing on the stain didn't seem to help. I waited the 6 days. permalink [ ]fleepoman 3 points 3 hours ago I love it when they leave those notes in my AMG after my tuneups. If you spend 1 00k on a car, your patronage better be appreciated. permalink [ ]someonepeedyourpants 1 point 2 hours ago How many cars do you have? 30's Jag, 60's merc, are you a collector? permalink parent

[ ]holmberg18 2 points 2 hours ago I was a valet for a couple of years. I'm 6'4'', so I had to move the driver's se at in this lady's bmw x5 in order to drive it to her. Once I got out to help her inside her car, she began to scream at me that I moved her seat that was set to help her "back problems." Had I known to leave it that way, I would have oblige d. But no, apparently I'm the one to yell at. Little did she know that the seat in that particular car can be programmed. permalink [ ]alphamini 2 points 1 hour ago Look at that subtle off-white coloring; the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my Go d, it even has a watermark. permalink [ ]RedditRage 2 points 1 hour ago This should have won the thread! Reddit has let me down again! permalink parent [ ]agentkb 1 point 3 hours ago Hopefully to a different car permalink [ ]johnyIROC 1 point 2 hours ago Mercedes Canada? permalink [ ]StraightfromSTL 1 point 2 hours ago It's only there because someone raised a stink about it permalink [ ]fatbitch1995 1 point 2 hours ago gg permalink [ ]brownmanisbrown 1 point 2 hours ago I used to work for a high end Mercedes-Benz dealership and you would be surprise d how often and enthusiastically complain about this. If it's not exactly the sa me, they lose their minds. permalink [ ]MuleNL 1 point 2 hours ago

What!? I will sue the fckr who is responsible!!! permalink [ ]ademnus 1 point 2 hours ago Also, we might just have changed your radio station, screwed up your mirrors and left the heat on. XPeach! permalink [ ]asksci 1 point 2 hours ago Memory seating? Why is this paper necessary? permalink [ ]WhoCutTheCheeze 1 point 2 hours ago The horror... the horror. permalink [ ]turdmcgirt 1 point 2 hours ago Guess who has a million friends on reddit now with a full PM box? permalink [ ]mattvontofu 1 point 2 hours ago Never knew that they are a Canadian company /s/ permalink [ ]redls1bird 1 point 2 hours ago As a Mercedes technician, I can confirm that A: Some owners will get downright i rate if you move their seat, steering wheel or mirrors, period. B: There is a la rge number of owners that dont know how to set the memory function let alone rec all which preset is theirs. C: Older Mercedes used to have "key dependent" setti ngs that would not only have 3 completely independent seat presets per key, but would also recall the station/input you left the audio system on and also your c limate control settings. This apparently confused a lot of people since they did away with this feature altogether. permalink [ ]Ferociousaurus 1 point 2 hours ago I will say that when I lend my car to people, I find it inordinately annoying to fix my seat and mirrors afterwards. I know it takes like 30 seconds but whateve r man. I don't like it. permalink [ ]prestidigy2 2 points 2 hours ago

Car? permalink [ ]eleven1113 1 point 1 hour ago As a mechanic I understand this. I've had people literally lose their fucking minds because I moved their seat. H ow I'm supposed to drive their car with my knees imbedded in my face is of no co ncern apparently. I've also had my life threatened because I put their parking brake on after I PA RKED their car of which obviously destroyed their entire braking system because their brake light was lit when they turned the car on. permalink [ ]athawk 1 point 1 hour ago So German permalink [ ]bigigantic 1 point 1 hour ago it makes sense...I would imagine that most people who can afford a Benz have a t ype-A personality. As someone who has that kind of personality, I can say that I get annoyed when my seat is adjusted. But I wouldn't make a big deal about like I'm sure people do. permalink [ ]Reddit_Novice 2 points 1 hour ago Clean the car? Why not just get a new one when the old one is dirty? permalink [ ]Farts_Smell 1 point 1 hour ago "Ugh. For fuck's sake." permalink [ ]RatsAndMoreRats 1 point 1 hour ago Obviously somebody is too poor to have a guy that goes and gets his car cleaned and then returns the seat to it's original position. permalink [ ]trafficsigned 1 point 1 hour ago I wish I had gotten one of these when the dealership broke the seat of my car. permalink

[ ]Swordphone 1 point 1 hour ago Even my 96 SAAB 900SE has 3 different memory positions for the drivers seat. No worries here. permalink [ ]juicelee777 1 point 1 hour ago when shit like that happens its time to buy a new car... permalink [ ]Kozmosis 1 point 1 hour ago Well, it is somewhat of an issue that the driver needs to be made aware of. Some people might not notice until they're reaching for the brake pedal at an inters ection. permalink [ ]lnx64 1 point 1 hour ago I don't drive a Benz. I drive a simple 1994 Chevrolet Caprice. It knows not of s eat presents, but it has a wonderful joystick. If anyone moved my seat, I will t ell them "oh don't worry about it!" and get in my car, only to have fun playing with that joystick again. permalink [ ]Hydrii 1 point 1 hour ago That is actually a major inconvenience sometimes. For some reason all the mechan ics in my area slam the seats back and get them stuck on coins that fell in the track. No clue what they were doing in the passenger seat but I ended up with 2 stuck seats one time. permalink [ ]olov244 1 point 1 hour ago the seat isn't in the right position? crush this pos permalink [ ]ProfessorLube 1 point 1 hour ago Man, sure am glad I own a Kia. I mash the 1 button that has my seat position mem orized and it returns. These poor Mercedes slobs have it rough. permalink [ ]garatron 1 point 1 hour ago I wish VW told me when they moved my seat, I couldn't figure it out. permalink [ ]80milliondollars 1 point 1 hour ago

Yup. SO is a tech for Benz. A lot of people get bent out if shape when ANYTHING is slightly changed from the owner's settings. Like really? You have a good car and you got said car repaired or maintained and get it returned to you squeaky c lean and you lose your shit when your seat is an inch further back? Sometimes pe ople horrify me. permalink [ ]CosmicChrist 1 point 1 hour ago First world problem, NOW I HAVE TO RECYCLE THIS PAPER! permalink [ ]rickeyspanish 1 point 1 hour ago those damn mexicans at the car wash are always fuckin with my settings... permalink [ ]takatori 1 point 1 hour ago My Audi dealership does the same thing. It's called "Customer Service". permalink [ ]xtacy_hi 1 point 1 hour ago Third world reactions permalink [ ]TankerClown 1 point 1 hour ago My note read: Sorry. We may have farted in your seat when we cleaned your car. permalink [ ]dustin_thewind 1 point 1 hour ago ITT: people with cheap seats who would probably throw a shitfit if someone chang ed 12 settings on their car stereo. permalink [ ]letsbeweird 1 point 1 hour ago* It is sad that people probably complained enough for the dealer to make a sign. permalink [ ]BigKy16 1 point 1 hour ago Oh that screws everything up, those bastards! permalink load more comments (51 replies)

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