"Fuck Everything" Jon LaJoie

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.

Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.
What?!
I don!t a give a fuck..."
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
I don!t give a fuck..."
I literally don!t give a fuck about anything
I don!t give a fuck about motherfuckin! anything
#eople care about shit, I say fuck everything
$uck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don!t need heat of %itamin &!
And fuck toasters. I don!t need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you
&on!t give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners ' I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes
&emolition man!s the only snipes moving i liked
And fuck liking shit. I don!t even like the stuff that I like
&on!t give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don!t like
(ike tissues. $uck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
&on!t give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
$uck physical perception yo, I!d rather be blind
$uck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a )oke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, )ust because you float you think you!re so fucking bad
And fuck )okes, I don!t need to be funny all the time
*y dog has a tumor and he!s probably gonna die, but...
I don!t a give a fuck..."
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
I don!t give a fuck..."
I literally don!t give a fuck about anything
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
+he girl says ,small, medium, large?,
I say ,bitch I don!t give a fuck,
-he said ,I can!t process your order if you don!t pick a si.e,
I said ,fine, I!ll take a large, but I still don!t give a fuck, alright?,
&on!t give a fuck about beverage si.e options motherfucker
And I don!t give a fuck about li/uids either
+hey!re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
(ike human semen when I get it all over my face
I!m not gay, I )ust don!t give a fuck about straight se0
And fuck my dick, I!ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
$uck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiari.e all the time, I do it everyday
1ause I!m on the right track baby, I was born this way
And fuck birth, entering the world of space 2 time is a bitch
-earching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
&id I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I want ice I!ll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
$illing you up and waiting for the water to free.e is a motherfucking drag
You know what? $uck the word fuck, I don!t need to use it
I!ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
I don!t a give a chainsaw..."
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
I don!t give a chainsaw..."
I literally don!t give a chainsaw about anything
If there was a contest to see who doesn!t give a fuck the most
I wouldn!t win cause I don!t give a fuck about winning yo
I don!t even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck... wait, what?
I give a fuck..."
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
I give a fuck..."
I literally care about every motherfucking thing