Mockumentary

By
Alexander Jimenez
2013 Mach Entertainment
INT. BLANK ROOM
MORGAN FREEMAN stands in a empty blank room. He is looking
down.
PAN: TOWARDS MORGAN FREEMAN
Morgan Freeman looks up at the camera.
MORGAN FREEMAN
Hello there, today you join me on
the journey of a lone nomadic
creature.
EXT. GRASSY FIELD - DAY
STEVE walks through a field. There are trees around but he
weaves through them.
STEVE
Where the hell am I? How did I end
up here? I cant even remember who
I am, let alone where I came
from. And Im talking to myself.
Great! Day one, and Im already
going insane.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Our little friend has found himself
in a sticky situation. Hes alone,
with no food or shelter. Steve, as
well call him is already
struggling to survive.
STEVE
Okay, Im alone, are there others?
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Unfortunately Steve is the last of
his kind. He cannot remember if
they are others.
Steve is stops. He looks around.
STEVE
Okay, Im alone and Im in the
wild.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Soon the sun will set, and the
world Steve will have to find --
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
STEVE
SHELTER!! I need shelter.
Steve runs off and looks to look for shelter. He runs for
hour after hour until finally he finds a cave.
STEVE
(Out of breath)
Okay, I have shelter.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
So Steve walks into the cave
oblivious to the knowledge that
malicious creatures dwell within.
Steve is walking through the dark. A zombie walks up behind
him and punches him. Steve runs off and becomes surrounded
by zombies and behind him there is a Creeper. Steve backs
up to him. The creeper hisses and explodes revealing a
giant lava pit below. The all fall but Steve lands on a
single block.
INT. BLANK ROOM
MORGAN FREEMAN
Steve has run into his first bit of
luck. Now however he knows that a
cave is no place for him to stay,
and that he must look for other
shelter. Will Steve survive his
first night? Find out when we
return.
FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
INT. BLANK ROOM
Morgan Freeman is standing in the blank room again.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
When we left off Steve was just
finding out how hostile the world
is to a man who just doesnt
belong. Steve, as we named him has
just had his first run in with the
malicious creatures of the
darkness.
3.
EXT. GRASSY FIELD - LATE DAY
Steve is sitting down. He looks at the ground and is looks
defeated. He is charred and parts of his clothes have been
burned off.
STEVE
(Angry)
Why is this so hard!? Why me!? Why
cant I remember!!
Steve punches a tree in frustration. The block breaks and
the item falls down on the lower stump. Steve looks up and
notices the phenomenon. He walks over to it and picks up the
log.
SOUTHERN ICE begins to play.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Looks like Steve has just found the
first fundamental building block of
survival.
Steve begins to laugh out of pure stress relief.
SWIPE CUT
EXT. GRASSY FIELD - DUSK
A small house is seen and the windows are lit. Inside Steve
can be seen.
TEXT: 1 MineCraft year later.
Steve is inside wearing some working at a crafting bench.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Our little friend has spent one
year in the wilderness. He has
learned to adapt and is now the
king of his domain. Sure, he may
get frightened at times, but he has
come a long way. In the years time
he has learned to mine, to cook,
and to survive. Now however that
he has settled into his groove, he
has become restless.
Steve crafts a set of diamond armor. He quickly puts it on.
Hopefully this will last me a long time.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
STEVE
Alrighty-then, diamond armor set 9.
Steve opens the door and walks outside to a nearby cave. He
walks in and proceeds down into a stronghold. He walks over
to the portal and places the last eye in the socket.
STEVE
Holly shit!!
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Steve has just stumbled upon his
last great source of
adventure. The End Portal.
Steve jumps in and the screen transfers to a loading screen.
CUT
EXT. END DIMENSION - TIME?
Steve spawns and immediately freaks out.
STEVE
Whoa! What the? Where am I now?
ENDERMAN
(Creepily)
The end is near.
STEVE
The end? Hmm sounds like a good
name for this place. Well see you
later creepy world, I think thats
enough adventure for one day.
Steve turns around and looks down. He continues turning.
STEVE
Wait? Wheres the portal? I was
just standing on it.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Steve has finally reached a point
of no return. Our journey will be
ending soon. For Steve there are
only two ways out of the End.
Death.
A ROAR is heard along with a flapping noise.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
Or by defeating that.
The Enderdragon smashes through the ground and nearly hits
Steve.
STEVE
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?
Steve runs frantically from one end of the island to the
other, he skids to a stop near the edge.
STEVE
No way to run. I suppose I only
have one option.
Steve engages the Enderdragon and the duel it out. In the
end the Enderdragon is defeated and Steve watches the beast
die out. The portal spawns and and egg is dropped. Steve
picks up the egg and jumps through the portal.
Steve re-appears at his bed.
STEVE
Was it all just a dream?
Steve holds the Enderdragon Egg in his hand.
STEVE
No way.
He evicts a diamond sword on a podium and placed the egg
there instead. He looks at his new treasure.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
So he has done it. Steve has
defeated the Enderdragon, braved
the beasts of the night, and
learned the essentials of
survival. He has conquered his
world and there is little challange
left for this old adventurer.
Steve hits the egg and a dialouge pops up.
TEXT: Want to try again?
EPIC STAR SPANGLED BANNER PLAYS
Steve hits yes. Quickly a world generation screen shows and
Steve is popped into a new world. There are trees around
him.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O)
So our journey draws to a
close. Our little adventurer went
from struggling to survive to
conquering the other
dimensions. As is the life of the
MineCrafter.
PAN: SKY TO STEVE
Steve gets a determined look in his eye.