7/7/2006 10:15 AM

You guys just can't rap, it's a disaster

These rhyes are so coo!ie cut, they are "ee#ing #i!e p#aster
$ot on#y are y #yrics ore cop#e%, &' thro'ing the out "aster
You just aren't intiidating, &' a rea# (#aster
You ay "ee# you are rea#, (ut &' the one rea# dea#ing
A tip o" a penis, that's the on#y thing you guys are "ee#ing
You can't copare to ho' & rhye, &' tru#y insti##ing
&" you thin! you can copete 'ith e, you ust (e high up to the cei#ing
Are you sti## here) & (et you "#ed
*hou#dn't ha+e 'o!e up this orning !id, ne%t tie stay in your (ed
The on#y 'ay your getting #uc!y tonight is i" your ho gi+es you head
,,,or ay(e & shou#d say *cu(ag, that's i" your Machred
7/7/2006 1:21 -M
-repare your +irgin ears to (e de"#o'ered, you are a(out to (e audio penetrated
&' (ac! again, and 'hen &' done this tie, you 'i## "ee# #i!e you'+e (een castrated
&t 'as on#y etaphorica# Mach, you can sti## go to *cuy to get aster(ated
.e## this (att#e 'as o+er a#ong tie ago, you'+e a#ready (een out/greated
Mach is into en and "#o'er po'er
.e 'a#!ed into 0hip $ 1a#es and his dic! (egan to to'er
2hen he steps to e, he (egins to co'er
&t's (ecause his raps stin!, just #i!e hi,,, go ta!e a "uc!ing sho'er
2hat's this, Mach has sounded the a#ar
The truth is, & rea##y ean no har
My sharp tounge is sip#y set to disar
0#ose the "uc!ing door on your 'ay out, you 'eren't raised on a "ar
*o you thin! your rhyes are 3i##in3)
&" you 'ant to act (#ac!, ay(e you shou#d stic! to stea#in'
*ee &' (ac! "or soe ore (#ood spi##in'
& a the superhero, and you p#ay the +i##ian
*pea!ing o" stea#ing, sees &'+e sto#e the sho'
& a#ready 'arned you & had superior "#o'
*ees (eing y (itch is your ro#e
4r you can go (ac! to *cu and p#ug his ho#e
2hen it coes to your rhyes, they rea##y #ac!ed
&" you !eep it up, e%pect to !eep getting "#a!!ed
The cards are on y side, & a 5uite stac!ed
And to ta!e you out, & don't e+en need to (e pac!ed
You started o"" o!ay, no' it's getting (oring
May(e ne%t tie you shou#d (e practicing, starting at "our in the orning
& said you'd need to step/it up, that 'as your "ore/'arning
6o (ac! to the dra'ing (oard, and (ring out the (est raps you'+e (een storing
7/7/2006 2:06 -M
Machy (oy, 5uite contraire, your the one 'ho's the (itch
You go to *cu(ag 'hen your getting that persona# itch
&" suc!ing dic!s 'as your pro"ession you'd (e rich
0u is to you 'hat (#ood is to a #ich
&'## raid your ca+e #i!e you 'as 4saa
1rop yo pious ass #i!e you 'as the da#ia #aa
My #yrics are (#unt, and they can cause traua
&'## put you in a coa, and then go hoe to your oa
&" y rhyes 'ere "ists, they'd a!e you (#ac! and (#ue
&" they 'ere a +irus, you'd ha+e the (ird "#u
2hen & hit you 'ith y raps, you rea##y don't !no' 'hat to do
You see to ha+e a hard tie (att#ing e, shou#d & gi+e you a c#ue)
You aren't (ad son, you just can't (eat e though
&'## 'ish you #uc!, (rea! a #eg, #i!e 0hris 0andido
You are just the opposite o" 7atan, he's the oreo
& #ost trac! o" y score, (ut & (e#ie+e yours is 8ero
7/7/2006 9:26 -M
:hh ohh, 'e ha+e a !ane 'anna(e on the #oose
You cae in here trying to stri!e #i!e ;ing 0o(ra, and ran into the ongoose
&t's too #ate "or you no', you can't ca## a truce
*ince you can't hand#e the se% jo!es &'## !eep it 6/rated, &' gonna !ic! your ca(oose
$i(or, "or you & 'on't e+en ha+e to go a## out
You can't rhye 'e## either, you're d'ind#ing your c#out
&" inno+ati+e #yrics 'ere rain drops, you'd (e e%periencing a drought
2ait & thin! that's one no',,, no, it's just a tear "ro you 'hen you pout
To (e honest, $intendo is rea##y 5uite o+errated
And i" you thin! 1reacast suc!s, you are 5uite jaded
You're a hypocrite ta#!ing a(out ho' Mi"in is #ae and hated
You're 5uite the sae, a"ter those #ae rhyes you created
2hen it coes to rappers on this "orus &' the top dra'
&' pretty uch per"ect, no one can "ind a "#a'
2hen & drop y #ines, you a## stand (ac! in a'e
&" you 'ant to (e in y presence you (etter get on your !nees and cra'#
7/7/2006 <:91 -M
&'## te## you no', you're dea#ing 'ith a sharp/tounged aniac
My dead#y rhyes 'i## ha+e you up at night #i!e an insoniac
& ha+e #yrics "#o'ing out o" e #i!e (#ood +esse#s o" a heophi#iac
*o 'hen you see e, run a'ay and don't (e coing (ac!
&" you had a gir#, she'd cause sore eyes #i!e the o+ie .o##y'ood .oicide
4ne g#ance at her, and peop#e 'ou#d go run = hide
>oo!ing at her Medussa/es5ue appearance 'ou#d a!e e "ee# petri"ied
And &' not ta#!ing a(out y penis, & "ee# it shou#d (e speci"ied
$i(or, you ha+e an ego pro(#e, it's a #itt#e in"#ated
You aren't rea##y that s!i##ed, you are o+errated
2hen you copare our a(i#ities, yours #oo! outdated
.o' not to do rap, & thin! that's 'hat you just deonstrated
*oeone ne' post, & need soe copetition
Though & don't thin! anyone can copare, that's just y intuition
Trying to out/rap e is (ad #uc!, &'## a!e you (e#ie+e in superstition
& can (att#e rap a## night, & don't need no interission
7/7/2006 11:?< -M
@ar#ier today, it 'as a joint & 'as to!in'
7ut &' not done yet, no' it's your ass &'## (e so!in'
Might 'ant to tone do'n that ego o" yours you'+e (een stro!in'
&" you thin! that rap 'as (etter than ine, you ust (e "uc!in jo!in'
That rhye you just cae up 'ith, it just 'asn't 'orth'hi#e
&" that's the (est you can do, you ight 'ant to stay #o' pro"i#e
Your raps are too o+er/p#ayed, and they're out o" sty#e
&' 'ay ahead o" you son, (y a "uc!ing i#e
Your giic! as a rapper 'i## on#y (e "#eeting
&s that you that & a#ready see retreating)
@+eryone !no's you suc!, did you iss the eeting)
;eep an eye on your credi(i#ity, it's the on#y thing you'## (e de"eating
&'d #i!e a rea# cha##enge, (ut it's soething & can't en+ision
They a#ready thin! &' the (est, it 'as a unanious decision
My +er(a# attac!s are 'e## aied, and & hit you 'ith precision
Your threats are a## o+er the p#ace, #i!e a train co##ision
7/15/2006 12:16 AM
Machred #i!es to stare at other ens' (utts
.e goes to gay (ars and (ups into other en #i!e a !#utA
2hen he does he a!es sure to gra( onto their nuts
You ay ha+e a hand"u# o" (a##s, (ut you ain't go no guts
Those are soe #ae rhyes, you coe up 'ith the your se#")
&" that's the (est you can do, you shou#d hang your 'or! (oots on the she#"
Your rap s!i##s a!e e 'ant to toss y coo!ies #i!e a !ei(#er e#"
&'+e out/schoo#ed you a doAen ties, & thin! this tie 'as the t'e#+th
& !eep coing (ac!, #i!e y nae 'as Bason
& hear your heart pounding, sense your (#ood racin'
You can run (ut you can't hide, (ecause it's you that &' chasin'
7etta get the dodge out o" to'n, catch a ride at the (us station