"I love money...Money is my life...My joy...My everything..." Kakuzu said while counting his money.

"Greedy bastard..." Skye said as he glared at her.

"Thank you!" Hidan yelled in agreement. She turned her head to him.

"Well, what about you?" She asked. He grinned.

"I'm a Jashinist...I support Jashin." He said proudly. She had the 'What' face on.

"W-who?" She asked. He growled. She put her hands up. "No disrespect here. You can teach me a lil'
sumthin about it..." She said as Kakuzu snickered, getting a glare from Hidan. Then, Hidan grinned at her.

"Well...It's basically a religion..." He said. Her eyes sparkled.

"Oh...I'm a Christian!" She cheered. He raised an eyebrow. "I'm one of the special ones though..." The
last part she said to herself. "So give me details, Hidan-sensei..." He blushed a little to that.

"Oh uh yeah... So as I was saying, it's basically a religion. You support Jashin, and he gives you
immortality. You have to give him your pain and blood. Also you have to give him necklace is basically a
Jashinist necklace that I favor. I'm able to make other feel my pain too. So basically, I can become a
human voodoo doll..." He explained. That 'voodoo' part made Skye jump back. Everyone eyes widened.

"M-Mazo(Masochist)!" Everyone laughed as he glared. She clasped her hands together, closed her eyes
and began to pray. "Father please protect me from any curse that may befall me, or shall ever try to get
me. Please help me oh holiness please dear God..." Then she made a cross with her fingers at Hidan
which made his eyes widen. "Don't curse me!" She cried with some tears in her eyes. That made them
laugh even louder. He grabbed her hand as she flinched.

"Calm down... Maybe I didn't explain clearly..." He said with concerned eyes, she sat down with Kakuzu
and Itachi shaking in laughter. "Jashin, Literally meaning 'wicked heart; evil design' is the god worshiped
in Jashinism. All followers of Jashin - so named 'Jashinists' - bring nothing less than utter destruction and
death. I always pray to Jashin, asking for a good kill. If I fail to kill, I pray for forgiveness. As simple as that.
And for that, I'm gifted with immortality." She calm down a little, though he was still holding her hand.

"But you mentioned 'curse'..." She said, getting her holy water ready. That made Kisame run out the
room laughing while the others laughed some more. Deidara had nearly peed himself. Hidan sighed.

"Okay now I'll explain that- PUT THAT DOWN!" He yelled. She slowly put it down, looking at him
suspiciously, which made Itachi and Tobi choke in laughter. "When undergoing a sacrifice, my body
changes appearance after ingesting my opponent's blood. My skin then turns black with white markings
representing a skeleton, a symbol of absolute death. I draw out Jashin's symbol on the ground in my
own blood and stands in the center. This symbol is an equilateral circumscribed triangle (an upside
down triangle with a circle around it). Once my sacrificial ritual takes place, any kind of pain or injury
that I inflict upon myself is also inflicted upon on sacrifice, be it a mere scratch or a pierce in the heart.
However, this ritual can be broken if I either steps or is forced out of the circle. This technique is called
'Curse Technique: Death Controlling Possessed Blood.' I'm the 'successful experiment of the Jashin
religion's secret techniques,' which makes me become immortal...Damn...You getting all jumpy like
that..." He said while grinning. She tilted her head.

"So, it's bad to be 'good' and its good to be 'bad'?" She asked. He thought about it for a while.

"Y-yeah...Some shit like that..." She grinned which surprised him.

"Cool!" She said. His eyes widened. "But I'll stick to Christianity. Besides, I'm blessed by him. I'm one of
his most loyal servant. He trusted me with something so precious, that I was completely happy about.
Though, there was a time when I doubted God, when my parents were killed. Of course I got my revenge
two to three days later. But then, I started getting picked on. I'm not immortal, but when I tried to kill
myself, it didn't work. I even chopped my own head off..." Her eyes went cold as their eyes widened.
"But no, I was only able to pick my head up, and re-attach it to my head. The bullies, all them teens and
children. I killed them all. I've sinned again, though I promised myself not to. I was nearly raped by one
of my victims father for killing their child. But I ended up burning him alive. It's like nothing but
punishment rained on me... I cried nearly everyday, doubting God. I traveled from New York to here. I
wanted to be far away from the tainted place. I've learned of my powers, and kept everything that was
in the house I lived in into a void. At nine,-"

"Nine?" Kisame asked in disbelief. She nodded.

"Yeah...All that stuff happened to me at eight." Her face went cold. "I trained by myself in forest and
mountain tops. Everything I did was on my own. Though I am a bit chubby because I was also lazy. I've
killed alot actually during those times. About two-thousand people...But I didn't believe in killing
children. Just teenagers and adults. Pedifiles... Murderers... Rapists... Theives...And straight up
bullies...Yeah. And the first people I've ever killed that I've actually really enjoyed.. Were the ones that
completely ruined my life. Like I said, I was only eight. Some man had beef with my mother for not
loving him, but my stepdad instead. While my stepdad and her were crossing the street, they were
purposely hit by a truck. When the ones that did the damaged noticed that they were'nt dead, they sat
them up and beheaded them. The blood from both of their detached necks rained on me. When they
finally noticed I was there, they laughed as they drove off in the same truck they hit them with."
Everyone listened, and stared at her with pure shock. "When the man knew that I was still alive, He
threatened to kill my whole family, both Michaels's and Clark's. The 'Michaels' side is my father and I
despise him, as the 'Clark' was my mother's. I was so angry that he had the nerve to threaten me that
I've searched for him non-stop. I found him withen two days, that's how bloodthirsty I was. I had the
secret gun my mom had, and killed all of his henchmen (about a hundred). When I ran out of bullets, I've
tooken one of their swords. I was looking for him round his part of the building and saw that he was
having...'fun'..." Skye said while covering her eyes with one hand in disgust.

"Oh god..." Itachi said with pure disgust.

"So...I just stabbed him repeatedly while he was doin it. He was dead and fell, and the girl who he was
doing kept screaming which was getting on my nerves, so I chopped her friggin head off." She said while
laughing. Tobi jumped back. Hidan only grinned. Itachi only kept thinking about how she was able to do
all of this at eight. "So yeah, that's sorta how I started killing. Around ten, getting back to where I left off,
I was as powerful as I can be. I can even get more powerful than I am now, exceedind my limit, though I
don't want to. Then, I heard a voice. Believe it or not, I heard a voice, and that voice was God's, the one I
doubted. He spoke to me, telling me how everyone died for a reason, though it wasn't my parents time
to die yet. He let me know that my parents were watching out for me from the heaven above. I cried as I
prayed for forgiveness for doubting him, and for the sins that I have caused. He only calmed me down by
telling me that it was alright. I calmed down as he spoke with me again. He gave me a task. He said that's
the reason I cannot die. Because the task that he has given me, shall be fulfilled. I'm known as on of the
Gurimuripa (Grim Reapers)... Kami no ko (Gods Child), Kamigami no herupa (Gods Helper)..." None of
them knew what that was, but on Kisame knew.

"YOU LIE!" He jumped up in disbelief. The other members eyes widened at him, as Skye just stared at
him emotionless. "That's nothing but a legened. They are known to live for once every thousand years.
That's their lifespan! Your lying completel-"

"Can you tell me why would I lie about something like that?" He shutted up. "Some are known to live
longer than that, at least for five thousand years." He gawked at her as she gave him a bored look. Itachi
raised his hand completely confused.

"I'm sorry, but could you please explain to me what that is?" He asked. The others nodded in agreement.

"'Kami no ko', or 'Kamigami no herupa' is basically one of Gods trusted servants. Somewhat like Hidans
religion, you kill for him, but only for good reasons. Like I said, I'm one of the rarest of Gurimurpa,
because I serve God. When it is someones time to go, God talks to me as I write down their name in my
book. I search for them and kill them. Some, I give them a peaceful death. Most well..." She grinned like
a maniac, "I make it long and painful." They stared at her in shock. What they didn't know was that, Pein
was listening and actually grinning from ear to ear. Oh how lucky he was to have her. A Kami no ko in
the Akatsuki? Do they not realize how powerful they were now? "So like when I was around eleven..."
She smiled. "I saw my parents again. They smiled at me, as they handed me a child. My little brother.
He's a miracle child, born in Heaven." Everyone's eyes widened. "There's not that much of them on
earth, but I'm lucky. He's two now, and I'm his second mother. My mother which I haven't seened for
two years after her death brought him down to me and said 'take care of him, your brother Lawson
Drew Bill'. The only thing is, he's a little genius. He has autism. Not the bad kind but the one that shows
that he's going to be something extremely smart, and possibly famous..." She said with a soft smile. "I
raised him for about two years, but a few days ago, I gave him to a nice elderly lady. She said that I could
visit him, but I still feel hurt. I gave him to her to protect him from danger. I had just got back from
slaying the entire village. About some hours later, I met those four..." She grinned. "I'm still gonna get
back at you bastards for throwing that damn kunai at me." They laughed a little. "Look at me talking all
about myself. I want to learn about you guys." She smiled a little. They all started talking. They also
made a few jokes and laughed.

Skye couldn't believe it, but in the first time in her life, she felt loved and at home. She turned her head
so only her bang was showing, She was not gonna let them see her cry. To her, her life was complete
madness. And it was gonna get crazier...

{OTHER QUOTES FROM IMOUTO-CHAN}

- "I'm so fat..."

- "I'm such a fucking retard..."

- "I'm so fucking awesome..."

- "I kill you!"

- "You mad bro?"

- "Um... Let's pretend that this never happened..."

- "Art is a freakin' EXPLOSION!"

- "I'll blast you to mars..."

- "Look at all the fucks I give..."

- "Balls."

- "You freakin' Twizzler!"

- "Aheheheh... Pervy thoughts..."

- "My toe hurts."

- "You see this right here? Yeah this... Oh yeah this is a gun, I'm bout' to blast your fucking skull..."

- "Smatarded..."

- "I didn't do it..."

- "This be that bullshit..."

- "OH MAI GOD (GOSH)!"

- "Lord... Heavenly father... Please forgive me for then sin I'm about to cause..."

- "Oh shit..."

- "Start your Party right~!"