How f*cked up are you?

1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (Ive choked on air to. All the time. T_T)
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond
highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (I now want to try that. It sounds fun.. :D)
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Had to cut a chunk out as a kid...TT_TT)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Never forget.
Orange juice hurts.>: )
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were
barefoot

Running total: 14

21. [x]Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x]Have run into a closed door
25. [x]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (If its not pervy or anime related, its going to take
awhile to get it..)
27. []Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (Step on a crack you break your mother back! Dont step on
them!! D:)
30. [x]Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 20

31. [x]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x]Walked into a pole
40. [x]Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 29

41. [x]took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x]Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x]Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that
you were going to do
46. [x]Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to
it (Ugh. I hate doing that.)
47. [x]Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x]Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (you can do that?)

Running total: 37

51. [x]Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x]Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x]Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x]Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place
and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x]Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (More
than once..)
56. [x]Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x]Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that
day
58. [x]Forgot your own phone number
59. [x]Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x]Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 47

61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x]Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x]Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x]Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x]Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you
had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x]Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x]Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was
wrong
68. [x]Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where
you put it
69. [x]Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x]Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 57

71. [x]When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come
back and snap you in the face
72. []Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x]Ran into a door jam
74. [x]Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x]Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x]Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (Its fun when youre bored..-
Forever alone-)
78. []Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x]Have been so hyper you actually scared people (All da time!:D)
80. [x]Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 64

81. []Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x]Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x]Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x]Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no
one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x]Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x]Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny (Wtf..?)
88. []When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 69

91. [x]As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x]Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (Ew)
95. [x]Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x]Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention (Ugh. All the
time. Then I have to reread it all cause I pretty much have no idea what happened T_T)
97. [x]You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x]When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x]Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (8008...01134...)
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 78/100...Im so f*cked up..TT_TT. I got a C+...