Funniest death threats

Hidan. Take this d___ phone before I cut your balls off and staple them to your forehead. Alice

I don't care if you were sleeping or not Hidan. I suppose there are certain benefits to being immortal.
Because of that, I don't have to worry about being scolded by our Leader. However, I would like you to
know that as soon as you return, I will burn your skin off. Your arms will be detached from your body in
the most brutal way I can think of. Tsukuyomi will be your home the second I see you. You will regret
being immortal. I will forcibly rip your spine out of your body and choke you with it. Itachi

What the f___? Is that even possible? Reply to threat from Itachi... Hidan

I will make it possible. You will regret touching my Alice Hidan. I promise you that. I will tie you down, rip
out your internal organs and cut you into tiny pieces which I will then offer to Zetsu. If you'd prefer,
Hidan, I will break every individual bone in your body, starting with your toes and fingers. I will light your
head on fire and slit your wrist so I can watch you bleed out. Keep this in your idiotic mind. I can and will
find a way to kill you. I will hide your body in a place no one can find you and leave you to rot for the
rest of eternity and I will immensely enjoy making the last few moments of your pitiful existence a living
hell. If you do not return out of fear for your life, which would be a wise choice on your account, I will
hunt you down and detach your head so you may witness the destruction of all that you ever held dear
to your heart. You will watch me burn every shrine devoted to Jashin to the ground. Then I will leave
your head so your tears and blood may mingle with the ashes to create an erasable ink to stain your
heart until I decide to kill you. Now, make yourself useful and give the phone back to Alice. Itachi

When it comes to Alice, it's either f___ off or get f___ed up. Itachi

Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me. I need to go and sharpen my weapons for Hidan's return. Itachi

They'll hurt more if they're dull. Sasori

I might need some of your poison too, Sasori. Itachi

I'll shred him to pieces with Samehada. Kisame

When I'm done with him, there won't be anything left for you to shred, Kisame. Itachi

Don't underestimate us. The heavens don't want us, and Hell is afraid that we'll take over. Keira

If someone's gonna tackle me again, do it while I'm dirty. If you do it when I'm clean, I'll cut your dicks
off. Kathryn, I'll just feed you to Zetsu. Alice

Now what I mean is that you're a f____ing retard *Takes out a gun* Now deal with it or I'll blow your
brains out!! Skye

*pulls the trigger* CALL ME A B___ AGAIN! I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Skye