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Canadian Term
Definition
ABM
Biffy
Toilet
Chesterfield
Sofa
Double-Double
Eh?
For sure
Definitely
Giv'n'r
Dead; broken
Islander
Jesus Murphy
An exclamation of surprise
Kraft Dinner
Loonie
Molson muscle
Beer belly
Nanaimo Bar
Oil Town
Postal code
Queue
A line of people
Runners
Running shoes
Stagette
Bachelorette party
Two-four
A 24-pack of beer
To take an exam
Zed
abs
stomach muscles
adorbz
adorable
aint
is not
amazeballs
amazing
awesome
B
Idiom / Phrase
baby('s) mama
back pack
band (as in
rubber band)
$1,000
bank
baller
bootleg
booty
booty cleavage
badinkadink
badonka
big, large
badonkadonk
badunkadunk
beezy
bejamins
to be bent on
doing something
a big deal
very important
a bill
$100
bizzle
to blast music
bling
shiny jewelry
bogus
to bounce
to leave
bows
elbows
brawl
bread
money
brizzle
broad
to break
someone's
pockets
to be broke
bubbly
champagne
to bump music
bucks
to buy time
C
Idiom / Phrase
cake
cash
cell, celly
a cellular phone
change
a lot of money
a cheap shot
cheddar
cheese
chi-city
chicago
(pronounced "sha
city")
chi-town
chicago
(pronounced "sha
town")
chica
chick
to chill out
cop
a police officer
cray
crazy
cray cray
crazy
crazeballs
crazy
crooked cop
crunk
to cut a rug
to dance
D
Idiom / Phrase
deets
details
deez
these
to have deep
pockets
dench
awesome/cool
DJ
diss
an offensive comment
to diss someone
donk
donque
dough
dope
draped up
drawers
dripped out
E
Idiom / Phrase
F
Idiom / Phrase
fake
fly
very attractive
G
Idiom / Phrase
aG
1. $1,000
2. a gangster
getting paid
ghetto
gnarly
gold digger
a grand
$1,000
a groupie
green
grenade
grill
Idiom / Phrase
hater
to hang out
hangover
hench
to be high
high tops
to hit something
1. to go somewhere
2. to eat, drink, or smoke something
home boy
a friend (male)
honey
homey
a friend (male)
hot mess
hustler
I
Idiom / Phrase
ice
diamonds
to be iced out
ill
to be "in"
J
Idiom / Phrase
j's
jacked up
a song
a joint
a marijuana cigarette
the joint
prison
K
Idiom / Phrase
to keep it real
kicks
to knock
someone out
a knockout
dollar bills
kush
L
Idiom / Phrase
landmine
legit
leggo
let's go
loco
locked up
to be in jail
to be on lock
down
to be forbidden to go anywhere
to be locked in
M
Idiom / Phrase
to mess
something up
mind bomb
molly
ecstasy
money maker
to make bank
N
Idiom / Phrase
nada
O
Idiom / Phrase
to be off the
chain
to be off the
hinges
old lady
wife
P
Idiom / Phrase
to be packing
heat
paper
peeps
people
photobomb
pimp
player
po po
popping bands
popping tags
shopping
to pop someone
to punch someone
what's popping?
to be popping off
props
to push through
something
R
Idiom / Phrase
rack city
las vegas
rack
racks
ratchet
to take a ride
to go for a drive
the rock
diamonds
S
Idiom / Phrase
salt shaker
selfie
to sell out
to school someone
scrilla
sha-town (offical
term is "chi-town")
chicago
shoes
shorty
the slammer
jail or prison
to slang something
slum
sick
six pack
to get socked
to get punched
to spit game
to sport something
to spot
1. to lend someone something
someone/something 2. to see something
3. to assist someone lifting something (usually weights)
a stash
to stash something
steez
style
stones
stunna
to sweat someone
to intimidate someone
T
Idiom / Phrase
to talk trash
TDOT
throwed
thun thun
ecstasy
tight
toe up
trill
to trip, to be
tripping
twerking
U
Idiom / Phrase
to be up on
something
V
Idiom / Phrase
vibe
W
Idiom / Phrase
wack
weezy
wheels
whip
wimp
Y
Idiom / Phrase
yeezy
yolo
Numbers
Idiom / Phrase
24/7
411
5-0
6 pack
COCKNEY
ENGLISH
A
Abergavenny
Penny
Abraham
Lincoln
Stinkin
Acker Bilk
Milk
Ackers
Money
Believe
Adam Ant
Pants
Adrian Quist
Pissed
Airs and
Graces
Faces
Airs and
Graces
Braces
Alan Minter
Splinter
Alan Whickers
Knickers
Alans
Pants
Alderman's
Nail
Tail
Ali McGraw
Straw
Shave
Boozer
Allan Border
Out of Order
Alligator
Later
Almond Rocks
Socks
Alphonse
Ponce
Ancient Greek
Reek
Andy Cain
Rain
Anna Maria
Fire
Anneka Rice
Ice
'appeny dip
Ship
Apple Core
Score (20)
paraffin.
Apple Fritter
Bitter (beer)
Apple Tart
Fart
Apples and
Pears
Stairs
April fool
Stool
April fool
Tool
April Fools
Football Pools
April in Paris
Arse
April Showers
Flowers
Archer
2000
Are you
George?
Aris
Arse
Aristotle
Bottle
Arnold Palmer
Farmer (see
usage)
e's a right Arnold. I love this one it refers to a golfer who spends a
lot of time in the long grass around
a course
Artful Dodger
Lodger
Arthur Ashe
Cash
Arthur Bliss
Piss
Arthur Scargill
Gargle (drunk)
Ascot Races
Braces
Aunt Nell
Smell
Auntie Annie
Fanny
Auntie Dot
Hot
Auntie Ella
Umbrella
Auntie Lily
Silly
Auntie Nellie
Belly
Ayrton Senna
Tenner
Babbling Brook
Crook
Babbling Brook
Cook
Bacon Rind
Blind
Bacon Sarnie
Pakistani
Bag of Fruit
Suit
Bag of Sand
Grand
Bag of Yeast
Priest
Baked Bean
Queen
He owes me a bag.
(Elizabeth II)
Baked Potato
Later
Baker's Dozen
Cousin
Bale of Hay
Gay
Bale of Straw
Raw
Ball of Chalk
Walk
Balloon Car
Saloon Bar
Ballroom Blitz
Tits (breasts)
Band of Hope
Soap
Bangers and
Mash
Cash
Bar
1000000
Barclays Bank
Wank
Barn Owl
Row
(argument)
Barnaby Rudge
Judge
Barnacle Bills
Testicles
Barnet Fair
Hair
Barney Marlin
M'Darlin
Barney Rubble
Trouble
Barry Crocker
Shocker
Shite (shit)
Basil Fawlty
Balti
Basil Fawlty
40
Basin of Gravy
Baby
Battle Cruiser
Boozer (liquor
store)
Battle of
Waterloo
Stew
Bazaar
Bar
Saw
Bed and
Breakfast
26
Beecham's Pill
Bill
(statement)
Beecham's Pill
Still
Bees and
Honey
Money
Bee's Knees
Business
beggar my
neighbour
Labour
Cheese
Bengal Lancer
Chancer
(someone not
qualified)
Benny Hills
Pills
Berlin Walls
Balls
Bernard
Matthew
Queue
Bernie Flint
Skint
Bernie Winter
Printer
Betty Grable
Table
Bexley Heath
Teeth
Hair
Big Ben
Ten
Big Dippers
Slippers
Bill Murray
Curry
Billie Jean
Clean
Billie Piper
Windshield
Wiper
Billies Bunter
Punters
Billy Goat
Throat
Bin Lid
Quid
Bird Lime
Time
Bird's Nest
Chest
Biscuit and
Cookie
Rookie
Biscuit Tin
Chin
Biscuits and
Cheese
Knees
Head
Blushing Bride
Girl Guide
Bo Diddley
Kidney
Boat Race
Face
Bob
1 Shilling (5
pence)
Bob Cryer
Liar
Bob Hope
Dope
(marijuana)
Bob Hope
Soap
Bob McNab
Cab
Bob Squash
Wash
Bobble Hat
Laugh
Sick
Bobby Moore
Sure
Bobby Moore
Score
Boiler House
Spouse
Bonney Fair
Hair
Boom and
Mizzen
Prison
Bo-Peep
Sleep
Borassic Lint
Skint (broke)
Boris Karloff
Cough
Cold
Bed
Bottle and
Glass
Arse
Bottle and
Glass
Class
Bottle and
Stopper
Copper (Police
Officer)
Bottle of bass
Gas
Bottle of Glue
Bottle of
porter
Daughter
Coppers
Stoppers
(police)
Boutrous Gali
Charlie
(cocaine)
to me!
Farrahs
(trousers)
Bowl of Fruit
Suit
Bowler Hat
Chat
Box of Toys
Noise
Tits (breasts)
Brad Pitt
Shit
Brad Pitt
Tit (breast)
Brahms and
Liszt
Pissed (drunk)
Brass Tacks
Facts
Van
Bread and
Butter
Gutter
Bread and
Cheese
Sneeze
Bread and
Honey
Money
Bread knife
Wife
Brenda Lee
Key
Brian Clough
Rough
Bricks and
Mortar
Daughter
Where's me brenda's?
Brigham Young
Tongue
Bright and
Breezy
Easy
Brighton Pier
Queer
(homosexual)
Briney Marlin
Darlin'
Bristol Cities
Titties
(breasts)
Bristol Pistol
Brassiere
British Rail
ow about a Brittney?
Brixton Riot
Diet
Bromley by
bow's
Toes
Brown Bread
Dead
Bruce Lee's
Keys
Brussel Sprout
Shout
Bubble and
Squeak
Greek
Bubble and
Squeak
Week
Bubble Bath
Laugh
Bucket and
Pail
Jail
Bugle
Nose
Bugs Bunny
Money
Row
(argument)
Bullock's Horn
Talk
Burnt Cinder
Window
Burton on
Trent
Rent
Bushel and
Peck
Neck
Bushey Park
Joke
Bushey Park
Lark
Buster Keaton
Meetin'
(meeting)
Butcher's Hook
Look
Cab Rank
Bank
Cadbury's
(snack)
Back
Table
Callards
Trousers
Calvin Klein
Calvin Klein
Fine
Dump (shit)
Can of Oil
Boil
canal boat
Tote
Canary
Fairy (Gay)
Candle Wax
Tax
Candlesticks
Zits
Canoes
Shoes
Cape of Good
Hope
Soap
Captain Cook
Look
Captain Hook
Book
Captain Kirk
Work
Cardboard Box
Pox
Carpet
Carpet Pile
Smile
Cash and
Carried
Married
Wages
Bog (Toilet)
House
Century
100
Chalfont St
Giles
Piles
(hemorrhoids)
Chalk Farm
Arm
Charing Cross
Horse
Charlie Brown
Clown
Charlie Chan
Tan
Charlie Dicken
Chicken
Charlie Hunt
Cunt (Fool)
Charlie Nash
Slash
Charlie Pride
Ride
Charlie Ronce
Ponce
Shave
Cheerful Giver
Liver
Scram
Cheese &
Kisses
Missus
Cheese and
Rice
Jesus Christ
Four of a Kind
Cheesy Quaver
Favour
Chelsea Pier
Queer
Cheltenham
Bold
Cold
Cheque
Gregory Peck
Cherry Hogg
Dog
Cherry Ripe
Pipe
Chevy Chase
Face
10
Chicken and
Rice
Nice
Chicken
Oriental
Mental (crazy)
Chicker
Haircut
China Plate
Mate
Chinese Blind
Mind
Ching
Chipmunks
Trunks
Knees
Chitty Chitty
Cockney
Bang Bang
Rhyming Slang
Chocolate
Fudge
Judge
chopsticks
Six
Christian
Slater
Later
Christmas
crackered
Knackered
Church Boys
Customs &
Excise
Cilla Black
Back
Cilla Black
Late
Claire Rayners
Trainers
I've got me new Claire Rayners on.
(running shoes) Claire Rayner is an author.
Claret (red
wine)
Blood
Clement Freud
hemorrhoid
clickety click
Sixty-six
Clothes Peg
Egg
Oooh, me clements!
Clanger
(mistake)
Cobbler's Awls
Ten
cock linnet
Minute
Cock Sparrow
Barrow
Cockle
Tenner
Cockle and
Mussells
Brussells
(sprouts)
Colonel
Gadaffi
Cafe
Comedy Dave
Rave (dance)
Comic Cuts
Guts
Conan Doyle
Boil
Constantino
Rocca
Shocker
Corn on the
Cob
Job
Cough and
Drag
Fag (cigarette)
country cousin
Dozen
Half (a pint)
Cows Calf
Laugh
Cozzer's
Cops
Cream cookies
Bookies
Cream
Crackered
Knackered
(tired)
Crosby, Stills,
Nash
Cash
Crown Jewels
Tools
Crust of Bread
Head
Cucumbers
Numbers
Cuddle and
Kiss
Miss
Currant Bun
Son
Current Bun
Nun
Current Bun
Sun
Custard and
Jelly
Telly (TV)
Cuts and
Scratches
Matches
Daffy Down
Dilly
Silly
Daft and
Barmy
Army
Daily Mail
Tale
Daisy Dancers
Stairs
Daisy Roots
Boots
Dame Judy
Dench
Stench
Dancing Bears
Stairs
Dancing Fleas
Keys
Daniel Boone
Spoon
Pass me a daniel
Danny La Rue
Clue
Danny Marr
Darby and
Joan
Moan
Darling
Daughter
Water
Darren Gough
Cough
David Boon
Spoon
David Bowie
Blowy (Windy)
David Gower
Shower
David Gowers
Towers
David Mellors
Stellas (beers)
Day's Work
100
Dead Horse
Sauce
Dead Loss
Boss
Dead Ross
Tomato Sauce
Cider
Dental Flosser
Tosser
Derby Kelly
Belly
Desmond
Hackett
Jacket
Desmond Tutu
2:2 (lower
second class
degree)
Desperate Dan
Suntan
Desperate
Dans
Cans
(headphones)
Bike
Dickory Dock
Clock
Dicky Bird
Word
Dicky Dirt
Shirt
Dig in the
Grave
Shave
Ding Dong
Song
Hell
Dinky Do
Twenty-two
Dinky Doos
Shoes
Dirty Den
10
Dixie Deans
Jeans
Do me Good
Wood
Gay
(homosexual)
Phone
Dog's Eye
Meat Pie
Dog's Knob
Job
Dolly Dimple
Simple
Dolly Mixtures
Pictures
Donald Duck
Luck
Donald Duck
F**k
Donald Peers
Ears
Donald Trump
Dump (shit)
Donkey Rides
Strides
(trousers)
Donkey's Ears
Years
Dorothy Dicks
Dorothy
Squires
Tyres
Cash
Dot Cotton
Rotten
Doug McClure
Whore
Douglas Hurd
Turd (shit)
Dover Harbour
Barber
Down the
Drains
Brains
D'Oyly Carte
Fart
Drip Dry
Cry
Face
Knife
Drum Roll
Hole
Readies (cash)
Cheque
Skive
Duck's Arse
Grass
(Informant)
Dudley Moore's
Sores
Duke of
Argyles
Piles
Duke of Kent
Rent
Duke of York
Chalk
Duke of York
Fork
Duke Of York
Cork
Dunkirk
Work
Dunlop Tyre
Liar
Dustbin Lids
Kids
Dustins
Hoffman
Rothmans
E
Ear'ole (Ear
Hole)
Dole (welfare)
Early Hour
Flower
Eartha Kitt
Shit
Eartha Kitts
Tits (breasts)
Nice Eartha's
Earwig
Twig
Vest
East Ham
Mad
East West
Breast
Easy Rider
Cider
Minge
Edna Everage
Beverage
Edward Heath
Teeth
Egg Yolk
Joke
Eiffel Tower
Shower
Eighteen
Pence
Sense
Elephant and
Castle
Arsehole
Elephant's
Trunk
Drunk
Elliot Ness
Mess
Elsie Tanner
Spanner
(wrench)
Elsie Tanner
Planner
Emma Freuds
Hemorrhoids
Ernie Marsh
Grass
Errol Flynn
Chin
Euan Blair
Leicester
Square
True
F
Fainting Fits
Tits (breasts)
Falun Gong
Wrong
Family Tree
Lavatory
Fanny Blair
Hair
Fanny
Craddock
Haddock
Fanny Hill
Pill
(Contraceptive)
Far East
Priest
Farmer Giles
Piles
(hemorrhoids)
Farmer's
Quarter
Daughter
Fat and Skinny
Mini
Bride
Fatboy Slim
Gym
Father Ted
Dead
Feathers
33
Fibre of your
fabric
Loot (money)
Fiddle De Dee
Pee / Wee
Field of Wheat
Street
Rum
Finlay Quaye
Gay
(homosexual)
Finsbury Park
Mark
Fireman's Hose
Nose
Tits
Tips
(Gratuities)
Fish Hook
Book
Fisherman's
Daughter
Water
Five to Two
Jew
Flight
Lieutenant
Biggles
Giggles
Flowers and
Frolics
Bollocks
Flowery Dell
Cell
Fly-by-Nights
Tights
Foot pump
Dump
Daft
Wife
Forrest Gump
Dump (shit)
Forsythe Saga
Lager
Mines a forsythe
Four by Two
Jew
Four Seasons
Reasons
Four Wheeler
Sheila
Francis Drakes
Brakes
Frank Bough
Off
Frankie
Howard
Coward
Frankie
Vaughan
Porn
Frankie
Vaughan
Prawn
Fred Astaire
Hair
Fred
McMurrays
Worries
French Kiss
Piss (Urinate)
Friar Tuck
Luck
Fridge Freezer
Geezer
Road
Front Door
Bore
Front Wheel
Skid
Yid (Jew)
Fruit Gum
Chum
Frying Pan
Fan
Fugly
Ugly
G
Gamma Ray
Stray
Gob (mouth)
Garden Gate
Garden Gate
Magistrate
Garden Gate
Late
Garden Gate
Mate
Gary Abblets
Tablets
(Ecstasy)
Gary Glitter
Bitter (beer)
Gary Glitter
Shitter
(rectum)
Gary Player
Gates of Rome
Home
Gathers
Cops
Gavvers
Police
Party
Whisky
Gay Gordon
Parking Warden
General
Election
Erection
Geoff Hurst
Burst (urinate)
Geoff Hurst
Thirst
Geoffrey
Chaucer
Saucer
George and
Zippy
Nippy (cold)
George
Bernard Shaw
Door
George Best
Chest
George Martin
Farting
George Raft
Draft
Georgie Bests
Breasts
Georgio
Armani
Sarnie
(Sandwich)
German Bands
Hands
Gertie Gitana
Banana
Giggle and
Titter
Bitter (beer)
Supersonic
Ginger Ale
Jail
Ginger Beer
Engineer
Ginger Beer
Queer (odd)
Gipsy's
Warning
Morning
Giraffe
Laugh
Noise
Glasgow
Ranger
Stranger
Glass of Plonk
Conk (Nose)
Glass of Water
Quarter
Glenn Hoddle
Gloria Gaynors
Trainers
That's a nice pair of Gloria's
(running shoes)
Gobstopper
Chopper
(Penis)
God Forbids
Kids
Gold Watch
Scotch
(Whisky)
Goldie Locks
(Goldies)
Socks
Goose's Neck
Cheque
Gordon &
Gotch
Watch
Grand
1000
Grass in the
Park
Nark
Grasshopper
Dumps
Grease and
Grime
Time
Green eggs
and ham
Exam
Greengages
Wages
Gregory Peck
Cheque
Gregory Peck
Specs
(spectacles)
Where's me gregs
Gregory Peck
Neck
Gypsy Nell
Hell
Gypsy's Kiss
Piss
H
Habitual
Knitter
Bitter
Haddock and
Bloater
Motor (car)
Hair Gel
Bell
Hairy knees
Please
Hairy Nips
Chips
Half a Gross
Dose
Half Inch
Pinch (steal)
Half inched
Pinched
Half Past
Three
Tea
Ham and
Cheesy
Easy
Legs
Ham Shank
Bank
Ham Shanks
Yanks
Hammer and
Tack
Back
Hampden Roar
Score
Hampstead
Heath
Teeth
Hampton Wick
Prick
Hank Marvin
Starvin'
Kettle
Weed
Harry Bash
Cash
Harry Dash
Flash (natty)
Harry Kewell
Cool
Harry Lime
Time
Harry Lin
Chin
Harry Monk
Spunk (semen)
Harry Nash
Cash
Harry Rag
Fag (cigarette)
Harry Randall
Candle
Harry Wragg
Fag (cigarette)
Harvey Nichol
Pickle
Hat Rack
Back
Hay Stack
Back
Heap of Coke
Bloke
Hearts of Oak
Broke
(financial)
Hedge and
Ditch
Pitch (Stall or
Stand)
Henry
Eighth
Henry Moore
Door
Phone
Hey Diddle
Diddle
Middle
Cheek
Highland Fling
Ring
Hillman
Hunters
Punters
Piss
Kiss
Hobsons
Choice
Voice
Holly Hox
Pox
Holy Friar
Liar
Holy Ghost
Toast
Holy Ghost
Racing Post
Hopping Pot
Lot (Serving or
share)
Horace
Batchelor
Spatula
Fart
Heart
Nun
Son
Hotpoint
Fridge
Severn Bridge
House to Let
Bet
Housemaid's
Sea
Knee
How d'you Do
Shoe
How's your
father?
Lather
Pong (smell)
I
I Suppose
Nose
Ian Beale
Deal
Ian Wrights
Lights
Ice
cream freezer
Ice Cream
Freezer
Geezer
I'm Afloat
Overcoat
Inky Smudge
Judge
Snouts
(Cigarettes)
Irish Jig
Wig
Irish Rose
Nose
Iron Hoof
Poof
(homosexual)
Iron Tank
Bank
Isle of Wight
Right
Isle of Wight
Light
Itch and
Scratch
Match
Itchy Teeth
Beef
Ivory Band
Hand
J
J. Arthur Rank
Wank
(masturbate)
Till (Cash
register)
Handy
Jack and
Danny
Fanny
Bill
(statement)
Pill (birth
control)
Hill
Till
Jack Jones
Alone
Jack Jones
Alone
Jack Jones
Own
Fanny
Jack Palance
Dance
Jack Tar
Bar (pub)
Stripper
Jack the
Ripper
Kipper
Jackanory
Story
jackdaw
Jaw
Jackie Chan
Scran (food)
Jacks alive
Five
Jackson
Pollock
Bollocks
Jacobs
Crackers
Knackers
(testicles)
Jam Jar
Car
Jam Roll
Arsehole
Jam Tart
Heart
James Dean
Obscene
Jamie
Redknapp
Crap
Jazz Bands
Hands
Jeckyll and
Hyde
Snide
Jekyll and
Hyde
Pride
Jekyll and
Hydes
Strides
[trousers)
Jenny Lee
Key
Jeremiah
Fire
Jerry Cottle
Bottle
Jerry
O'Gorman
Mormon
Jim Skinner
Dinner
Jimmy Hill
Bill
(statement)
Jimmy Hill
Pill
Jimmy Hill
Ill
Jimmy Nail
Hell
Jimmy Orner
Corner
Jimmy Riddle
Piddle
(urinate)
Joanna
Piano
'piana'
Jockey Whips
Chips
Jockey's whip
Kip
Jodrell Bank
Wank
Joe Baxi
Taxi
Joe Blake
Steak
Joe Blake
Snake
Joe Brown
Town
Joe Goss
Boss
Joe Hook
Book
Joe Rook
Crook
John Cleese
Keys
John Cleese
Peas
John Cleese
Cheese
John Major
Pager
John Major
Wager (bet)
John O'Groat
Throat
John Skinner
Dinner
John Wayne
Train
Corner
Johnny Mutter
Butter
Judge Jules
Tools
Julian Clary
Fairy
Julius Caesar
Geezer
Jumping Jack
Back
K
Kareem Abdul
Jabbar
Car
Kate
Steak
Kate and
Sydney
Steak and
Kidney
Kate Karney
Army
Kate Moss
Toss
Kate Mossed It
Lost It
Kathy Burke
Work
Keith
(Chegwin)
Pregnant
Keith Deller
Stella (Artois)
Ken Boon
4 Door Saloon
Ken Smee
Pee
Kermit
Road
Kermit the
Frog
Bog
Kerry Packer
Knackered
(tired)
Kevin Keegan
Vegan
Khyber Pass
Arse
Kick and
Prance
Dance
Kick Start
Tart
kidney punch
Lunch
King Lear
Queer
(homosexual)
King Lear
Ear
King Tut
Gut
Kingdom Come
Bum
King's Death
Breath
Kippers
Slippers
Kitchen Sink
Clink (jail)
Kitchen Sink
Drink
Kite
Cheque
Knobbly Knees
Keys
Knobbly Knees
Peas
Kungfu Fighter
Lighter
Kuwaity
Tanker
Wanker
L
Lady from
Bristol
Pistol
Lady Godiva
Fiver (5 pound
note)
Star
Skint
Lar-dee-dar
Cigar
Lards
Trousers
Bitter (Beer)
Lee Marvin
Starvin'
Left in the
Lurch
Church
Legs
11
Lemon Curd
Girlfriend
Lemon Dash
Flash
Lemon Lime
Crime
Geezer
Leo Fender
Bender
(homosexual)
Leo Sayer
session)
Lesley
Crowthers
Trousers
Lester Piggot
Bigot
Light and
bitter
Shitter
Park
Lilian Gish
Fish
Lilley &
Skinner
Beginner
Lilley and
Skinner
Dinner
Lillian Gish
Pish
Lilly and
Skinner
Dinner
Linda Lusardi
Cardy
(cardigan)
Linen Draper
Paper
(newspaper)
Fart
Lionel Blaire
Flares (wide
bottom
trousers)
Lionel Blaire
Nightmare
Lion's Lair
Chair
Little and
Large
Marge
Little Critter
Bullshitter
Liz Hurley
Early
Liza Minelli
Telly (TV)
Loaf of Bread
Head
loaf.
Lollipop
Shop
Long Un
1000
Longers and
Lingers
Fingers
Loop de Loop
Soup
Lord Lovel
Shovel
Lord Mayor
Swear
Lord of the
Manor
Tanner
Lords and
Peers
Ears
Louise Wener
Tenner (10
pound note)
Lousy Brown
Crown
Love and
Kisses
Missus (Mrs)
L-Rig
Girl
Lucy Locket
M
Macaroni
Pony (25
pound)
Macca
Crap
Mae West
Best
Magnus Pike
Dyke (Lesbian)
She looks like a right Magnus Magnus Pike was an 'off the wall' TV
personality who would (and could)
explain complex scientific concepts
to kids
Mahatma
Ghandi
Randy
Major Stevens
Evens (betting)
Man on the
Moon
Spoon
Manchester
Scally
Rally
Manhole Cover
Brother
Mark
Ramprakash
Slash
Mars Bar
Scar
Master
McGrath
Bra
Matheson Lang
Slang (Cockney
Rhyming)
Mavis Fritter
Shitter
Melvyn
Bragged
Shagged
Melvynn Bragg
Fag (cigarette)
Merchant
Banker
Wanker
Merlyn Rees
Peice (lunch)
Arsehole
Meryl Streep
Sleep
Meryl Streep
Cheap
metric miles
Piles
Michael Caine
Train
Michael Caines
Stains
Michael Miles
Piles
I missed me Michael
Mick Jagger
Lager
Mick Mills
Pills
Mickey Bliss
Mickey Duff
Puff
(marijuana)
Mickey Most
Toast
Mickey Mouse
House
Mickey Mouse
Scouse
Mickey Rourke
Pork
Midland Bank
Wank
(masturbate)
Mikkel Becks
Specs
[Spectacles)
Milton Keynes
Jeans
Mince Pies
Eyes
Moby Dick
Sick
Molly O'Morgan
Organ
Monkey
500
Monkey
Wrench
Wench
Monkey's
cousin
Dozen
monkey's tail
Nail
Moriarty
Party
Mork and
Windy
Mindy
Mother
Hubbard
Cupboard
Mother of
Pearl
Girl
Mother's Ruin
Gin
Mozambique
Keek
Mrs Chant
Aunt
Mrs Duckett
Bucket
Mrs. Chant
Aunt
Mad
Mumbley Pegs
Legs
Murray
mint
Murray Walker
Talker
Murray-mint
Skint
Deaf
Mutter and
Stutter
Butter
Mystic Meg
Leg
N
Nails and
Tacks
Fax
Nanny Goat
Throat
Nanny Goat
Boat
Nanny Goat
Coat
Dole (welfare)
Natter
Chat
Bar (pub)
Ned Kelly
Telly
Nelson Eddy's
Nelson
Mandelas
Stella (beer)
Nena
99
Nervo
nervo and
Knox
Box
Nervous Wreck
Cheque
Neves
New Delhi
Belly
Newington
Butts
Niagara Falls
Niffty
50
Nifty n Frifty
Shifty
Nightboat to
Cairo
Giro
Nix
86
Nix/Nixies
Nothing
No Surrenders
Suspenders
Noah's Ark
Park
Noah's Ark
Shark
Noah's Ark
Lark
Nobby Stiles
Piles
(hemorrhoids)
Norman Watts
Pots
North and
South
Mouth
Gin
Nuclear Sub
Pub
Rabbits
Nuremberg
Trials
Piles
O
Ocean
Mate
Ocean Going
Squid
Quid
Ocean Pearl
Girl
Oily Rag
Fag (cigarette)
Okey Doke
Poke
Old Bill
Police
Husband
Oliver Twist
Fist
Oliver Twist
Pissed (drunk)
Omar Sharif
Grief
on the floor
Poor
Once a Week
Cheek
One and
t'other
Brother
Shoes
One Time
Looker
Hooker
Shoes
Give us an oily.
Ooh Aah
Stella Artois
(beer)
Orange Peel
Feel
Orchestra
Stalls
Oxford Scholar
Dollar
Oxo cube
Tube
(underground)
P
Pam Shriver
Fiver
Chest
Paper Hat
Prat
Paraffin Lamp
Tramp (hobo)
Sick
Pat Cash
Slash
Pat Malone
Alone
Paul Cousins
Baker's dozens
Paul McKenna
Tenner (10)
Paul Weller
Stella (beer)
Pea shooter
Hooter (nose)
Peanut Butter
and Jelly
Belly
Pear Halved
Starved
Pearly Queen
Seen
Peas in a Pot
Hot
Peckham Rye
Tie
Peddle and
Crank
Wank
(masturbate)
Stink
Perpetual
Loser
Boozer
Persian Rugs
Drugs
Pete Tong
Wrong
Peter Pan
Tan
Peter Powell
Towel
Petrol Tanks
Yanks
Philharmonic
Picadilly
Chilly
Piccadilly
Silly
Drunk
Vicar
Slash (piss)
Pieces of Eight
Weight
Pig's Ear
Beer
Ghost
Host
Pimple and
Botch
Scotch
Pineapple
Chapel
Pineapple
Chunk
Bunk (bed)
Ping Pong
Strong
Pinky and
Turkey
Perky
Pins & Pegs
Legs
Cry
Boss
Pittsburgh
Steelers
Peelers (police)
Planet of the
Apes
Grapes
Plaster
Arse
Plates and
Dishes
Misses
Plates of Meat
Feet
Pleasure and
Pain
Rain
Plimsoll Mark
Park
Plink
Plonk (Wine)
Polo Mint
Bint
Pony
25
Crap
Pope in Rome
Home
Pope on the
rope
Dope
Porcupine
Wine
Pork Chops
Pigs (Police)
Pork Pies
Lies
Porridge Knife
Life (term)
Sex
Decks
(turntables)
Old Man
(Father)
Old man
(husband)
Pot of Glue
Clue
Prat
Present and
Past
Last
Prison Time
Bird (Lime)
Boss
Q
Quaker Oat
Coat
Queen mum
Bum
Queen's Park
Ranger
Stranger
Quid
Pounds
(currency)
R
Rabbit and
Pork
Talk
Radio Rental
Mental
Rainbow Trout
Raspberry
Ripple
Nipple
Raspberry
Ripple
Cripple
Raspberry Tart
Fart
He blew a raspberry.
Dice
Ravi Shankar
Wanker
Razor
Blazer
Read and
Write
Fight
Red sock
Dock
Reels of
Cotton
Rotten
Reg Grundies
Undies
Reg Varney
Pakistani
Rex Mossop
Gossip
Rhythm and
Blues
Shoes
Richard the
Third
Bird
Richard the
Third
Turd (shit)
Rick Whitter
Shitter (toilet
or rectum)
Ricki Lake
Fake
Riff Raff
Caf
(pronounced
caff)
Rifle Range
Change
Rink-a-dink
Rio Grande
1000
Roast Pork
Fork
Roath
Rob Roy
Boy
Robin Hood
Good
Dole (welfare)
Rockford Files
Piles
(hemorrhoids)
Rocking Horse
Sauce
Rodney Marsh
Harsh
Roger Moore
Door
Roger Moore
Whore
Roger Nellie
Telly
Roland Joffe
Coffee
Roller Coaster
Toaster
Ronald Riches
Bitches
Ronnie &
Reggie (Kray)
Veggie
Ronnie Barker
Marker (pen)
Roof Rack
Back
Rory O'Moore
Door
Rory O'Moore
Floor
Rosy Lea
Tea
Rouf Cinque
45
Round the
Houses
Trousers
Roy Hudd's
Spuds
Rub a Dub
Sub (pay
advance)
Rub-a-dub-dub
Pub
Rubber bands
Hands
Rubber Dub
Sub
Rubber Duck
Cook
Rubber Glove
Love
Rubric's Cube
Pube (pubic
hair)
Ruby Murray
Curry
Joke
Runner Beans
Jeans
Ruof
Russell Harty
Party
Rusty Nail
Jail
S
Salmon and
Trout
Snout
(cigarette)
Snout
(cigarette)
Salvador Dali
Drink
San Moritz
Shit's
Sandshoe
Thank-you
I don't mind
Santa's Grotto
Blotto (drunk)
Saucepan
Handle
Candle
Saucepan Lids
Kids
Sausage and
Mash
Cash
Sausage and
Mash
Crash
Sausage Roll
Dole (welfare)
Sausage Roll
Goal
Scapa Flow
Go
Schindlers List
Pissed (drunk)
Scooby-Doo
Clue
Scooby-Doo
Subaru
Score
20
Scotch Mist
Pissed (drunk)
Scotch Pegs
Legs
Scott Gibbs
Fibs (lies)
Scott Mills
Pills
Scratch yer
head
(Scratcher)
Bed
Screaming
Alice
Crystal Palace
Screw
Prison Officer
Scuffers
Police
Sebastion Coe
Toe
Septic Tank
Yank
Sexton Blake
Fake
Sexton Blake
Cake
Shake and
Shiver
River
Shannon
Tweed
Weed
Shaun Ryder
Cider
Shawshank
Redemption
Pension
Sherbet Dab
Cab (taxi)
Sherman Tank
Wank
(masturbate)
Sherman Tank
Yank
Shit
Shoe
Scooby Doo
Shovel and
Pick
Nick (prison)
Sieg Heils
Piles
(hemorrhoids)
Sigorney
Weaver
Beaver
Simon Said
Dead
Sinbad the
Sailor
Tailor
Single Fish
Pish
Skin and
Blister
Sister
Sky Diver
Fiver
Sky Rocket
Piles
(hemorrhoids)
Slits in a Dress
Mess
Snake's hiss
Piss
Snout
Cigarette
Snout
Informant
Sister
Soldiers Bold
Cold
Son 'n
Daughter'd
Slaughtered
Bad
Soup and
Gravy
Navy
Sovs
Pounds
(currency)
Spanish Archer
Elbow
Spark and
Smoulder
Shoulder
Spotted Dick
Sick
Sprarsy Anna
Tanner
(sixpence)
St. Martins-LeGrand
Hand
Stammer and
Stutter
Butter
Stand at Ease
Cheese
Mug (fool)
Steffi Graf
Laugh
Steffi Graf
Bath
Steffi Graf
Laugh
Stench
Dame Judy
(Dench)
Steve Claridge
Garage
Steve
McGarret
50
Steve
McQueens
Jean's
Stevey Bould
Cold
Stevie
Cinema
Sticky Toffee
Coffee
Stinging nettle
Kettle
Stoke on Trent
Stoke on Trent
Bent
(homosexual)
Strange'n'Weird Beard
Strawberry
Rhone
Phone
Strawberry
Split
Git (twit)
Strawberry
Tart
Heart
Suez Canal
Flannel
Sugar Candy
Handy
Supersonic
Tonic
Supersonic
Swanee River
Liver
Sweaty Sock
Jock (Scot)
Sweaty Sock
Scot
Sweeney Todd
Flying Squad
Sydney
Kidney
Syrup of Figs
Wig
What a syrup.
T
T and H
Talk and
Butter
Mutter
toast
Taters in the
Mould
Cold
Tea Caddy
Paddy
Tea Leaf
Thief
Tea Leafing
Thieving
Teapot Lid
Quid
Teapot Lids
Kids
Ted Ray
Gay
(homosexual)
Telecom
Tower
Shower
Ten Furlongs
(Mile and a
quarter)
Water
Ten Speed
Gears
Ears
Terry Waite
Late
Texas Ranger
Stranger
Bar
Thirteen Amp
Tramp (hobo)
Cat
Three Card
Trick
Dick (penis)
Three Wheel
Trike
Dyke (Lesbian)
Thr'penny Bit
Tits (breasts)
Thumb and
Pinky
Chinky
tic tac
Sack
Tick
Tock
Tick-Tock
Clock
Tiddley Wink
Drink
Tilbury Docks
Socks
Tile
Hairstyle
Tin Bath
Laugh
Tin Flute
Suit
Tin Lids
Kids
Tin Tack
Sack (fired)
Tin Tank
Bank
Hat
Tit Willow
Pillow
Toblerone
On My Own
Toby Ale
Rail
Toby Jug
Mug (chump)
Todd Sloan
Alone
Todd Sloane
On your own
Toe Rag
Slag
(prostitute)
Toe-Rag
Fag (cigarette)
Lovely titfer.
Sick
Merry
Tom Foolery
Jewellery
Tom Jones
Bones
Tom Mix
Tom Tank
Wank
Tom Thumb
Rum
Tom Tit
Shit
Dictionary
Tommy Tank
Bank
Tommy Tank
Wank
(masturbate)
Tommy Tucker
Supper
Ton
100
Tonic
Philharmonic
Tony Blair
Hair
Tony Slattery
Battery
Top Hat
Chat
Town Halls
Balls
Tramp on a
bench
Wench
Trap One
Toilet
Treacle
Tart
Tree trunk
Skunk
Trombone
Phone
Trouble and
Strife
Wife
Tufnell Park
Lark (fun)
Tumble down
the sink
Drink
Turkish Bath
Laugh
Love
Turtle Dove's
Gloves
Twist and
Shouts
Sprouts
Twist and
Twirl
Girl
Shit
22
Two-Bob Bits
Shits
(diarrhoea)
Uncle Bert
Shirt
Uncle Billy
Chilly
Uncle Bob
Knob
Uncle Dick
Sick
Uncle Fred
Bread
Uncle Fred
Dead
Uncle Ned
Head
Uncle Reg
Veg
Uncle Sam
Ham
Uncle Ted
Bed
Uncle Toms
Bombs
Uncle Willy
Silly
V
Valerie
Singleton
Left Here
Vera Lynn
Skin (cigarette
paper)
Vera Lynn
Gin
Vincent Price
Ice
Vindaloo
Clue
Vodka and
Tonic
VAT (value
added tax)
Von Trappe
Crap
W
Wallace and
Gromit
Vomit
Wally Grout
Shout (round)
Wally's Scarf
Laugh
Walter Mitty
Titty (breast)
Watford Gap
Slap
Weakest Link
Drink
Weasel and
Stoat
Coat
Weavers' Chair
Prayer
Website
Sight
Weeping
Willow
Pillow
West End
Thespian
Lesbian
West Ham
Reserves
Nerves
Westminster
Abbey
Shabby
Weston-SuperMare
Nightmare
Wheeltappers
and Shunters
Punters
Whiskey and
Soda
Voda (mobile
phone)
Whiskey Malt
Fault
Whistle and
Flute
Suit
White Mice
Ice
Widow Twanky
Hanky
Wilson Picket
Ticket
Web Site
Windjammer
Hammer
Winona Ryder
Cider
Wobbly Jelly
Telly
Wooden Plank
Yank
Laugh
Wyatt Earp
Burp
Y
Yabba-DabbaDoo
Shoes
You and Me
Tea
You Must
Crust
Stella
Z
Zig and Zag
English
Shag
Slang
Desmond Tutu
Douglas Hurd
Leo Sayer
Gary Player
Jack Jones
Usage
He managed a Geoff [Geoff Hurst was a
soccer player who played for England 49
times - Thanks to L H Webber]
Hes got his Desmond [Thanks to John
Curtis-Rouse]
I got a Desmond but he only managed a
Douglas [Thanks to Tim Herman]
Let's make it a Leo Sayer. [Thanks to
Sean Gillespie]
Let's make it a Gary Player [Thanks to J.
Jeffreys]
He went to the pub all Jack. [This
doubtless comes from a Music Hall song
Alone
Alone
Arm
Army
Army
Arse
Arse
Arse
Arse
Arse
and Glass=Arse;
therefore, Aris=Arse
Bottle and Glass
Khyber Pass
Rolf Harris
Arsehole
Arsehole
Jam Roll
Arsehole
Aunt
Mrs. Chant
Back
Cadbury Snack
Back
Back
Hat Rack
Back
Union Jack
Bad
Balls
(testicles)
Balls
(testicles)
Cobbler's Awls
Balls
(testicles)
Coffee Stalls
Balls
(testicles)
Balls
(testicles)
Balls
(testicles)
Banana
Niagara Falls
Orchestra Stalls
Royal Albert Hall
Gertie Gitana
Bank
Armitage Shank
Bank
Cab Rank
Bank
Bank
Iron Tank
J. Arthur Rank
Bank
Sherman Tank
Bank
Tommy Tank
Bar (pub)
Jack Tar
Bar (pub)
Barber
Barking
(mad)
Barrow
Cock Sparrow
Bath
Steffi Graf
Bed
Beer
Beers
Uncle Ted
Pig's Ear
Brittney Spears
Believe
Belly
Auntie Nellie
Belly
Derby Kelly
Belly
Bender
(homosexual)
Bent
(criminal)
Bent
(homosexual)
Bent
(homosexual)
Bent
(homosexual)
Best
Beverage
Bill
(statement)
Bill
(statement)
Bill
(statement)
Bird
Webb]
New Delhi
Look at the new delhi on him! [Thanks to
Daniel Williams]
Leo Fender
That blokes a bit leo after all. [The late
Leo Fender was the inventor of the
Stratocaster guitar - thanks to Richard
English]
Stoke on Trent
'e's stoke he is. [Thanks to Alan Little.
See also 'Bent (gay)']
Behind with the Rent You're not behind with the rent? [Thanks
to Gez who heard this in the film 'Layer
Cake'
Duke of Kent
Bet you any money e's a duke [Thanks to
Tom Hoyle]
Stoke on Trent
That bloke's a bit stoke [Thanks to Alex
Wood. See also 'Bent (criminal)']
Mae West
I'm Mae West at Cockney Rhyming Slang
[Thanks to Kris Grissom]
Edna Everage
Would you like an Edna? [Edna Everage
(aka Dame Edna) is a star, darling!
Thanks to Sue Cope.]
Beecham's Pill
I got my Beecham's from the tax people.
Jack and Jill
Jimmy Hill
Apple Fritter
Bitter (beer)
Gary Glitter
Bitter (beer)
Bitter (beer)
Kitty Litter
Blind
Bacon Rind
Blonde
Magic Wand
Boat
Nanny Goat
Bog (toilet)
Boil
Can of Oil
Boil
Conan Doyle
Bollocks
Jackson Pollock
Bones
Tom Jones
Book
Book
Boots
Captain Hook
Fish Hook
Daisy Roots
Booze
Tom Cruise
Boss
Joe Goss
Boss
Bottle
Bra
Braces
Brandy
Bread
Bread
(money)
Breast
Broke
(financial)
Brother
Poppy Red
Brother
Brussel
Sprout
Brussel
Sprout
Bug
Doubt
Bum
Bunion
Bunk (bed)
Burst
(urinate)
Bus
Butter
Butter
Cab (taxi)
Cab (taxi)
East West
Hearts of Oak
Manhole Cover
Shout
Steam Tug
Kong.]
He's got his new airs on.
A small drop of fine would suit me.
Hey, mum. Can I have some Uncle Fred
with this?
Where's he stashed his poppy [Thanks to
Emyr Marks]
ave a look at her easts [Thanks to Sanor]
I'm skint mate. Bleedin' hearts.
My manhole cover is coming for a visit.
[How does manhole cover rhyme with
brother you ask? Simple... if you
pronounce brother as "bruvver"!]
'ere's me one and t'other now. [Thanks to
Bernie Albert]
Without a brussel mate [Thanks to Chris
Ducker]
Give us a brussel when you're up to it.
Cab (taxi)
Caf
Riff Raff
(pronounced
caff)
Cake
Sexton Blake
qualified)
Change
Rifle Range
Chat
Bowler Hat
Cheek
Cheese
John Cleese
Cheese
Stand at Ease
Cheque
Cheque
Goose's Neck
Gregory Peck
Cheque
Jeff Beck
Chest
Bird's Nest
Chest
George Best
Chest
Child
Molester
Child
Molester
Chin
Uncle Fester
Chink
(Chinese)
Chink
(Chinese)
Rink-a-dink
Chips
Jockey Whips
Chum
Fruit Gum
Cider
Easy Rider
Cider
Sue Ryder
Biscuit Tin
Tiddley Wink
Cider
Winona Ryder
Cigar
La-di-da
Clanger
(mistake)
Coat Hanger
Class
Clink (jail)
Kitchen Sink
Clock
Dickory Dock
Clue
Danny LaRue
Clue
Pot of Glue
Clue
Scooby-Doo
Clue
Vindaloo
Coat
Nanny Goat
Coat
Cockney
Rhyming
Slang
Coffee
Cold
Cold
Cook
Copper
(police)
Coppers
(police)
Corner
Cough
Grasshopper
Cough
Boris Karloff
Cough
Darren Gough
Crap
Crash
Crime
Cripple
Raspberry Ripple
Crook
Babbling Brook
Cuddle
C**t
C**t
Berkshire Hunt
Ethan Hunt
C**t
C**t
Cupboard
Curry
Curtains
Darlin'
Daughter
Daughter
Daughter
Dead
Dead
Deaf
Decks
(turntables)
Dick (penis)
Dick (penis)
Dictionary
Dinner
Dinner
Jim Skinner
Lilly and Skinner
Dinner
Michael Winner
Oxford Scholar
Door
Henry Moore
Dope
(marijuana)
Draft
Bob Hope
Drink
Tiddley Wink
Drugs
Persian Rugs
Drunk
Elephant's Trunk
Dump (shit)
Camel's Hump
Dump (shit)
Donald Trump
Dump (shit)
Forrest Gump
George Raft
Dyke
(Lesbian)
Magnus Pike
Dyke
(lesbian)
Dyke
(Lesbian)
Raleigh Bike
Early
Liz Hurley
Earner
Bunsen Burner
Ears
Engineer
Ginger Beer
Erection
Standing Election
Mince Pies
Railway Timetable
Face
Boat Race
Face
Face
Chevy Chase
Face
Jem Mace
Facts
Brass Tacks
Fag
(cigarette)
Fag
(cigarette)
Fag
Melvynn Bragg
Harry Wragg
English]
She looks like a right Magnus [Thanks to
Steve Vincent - Magnus Pike was an 'off
the wall' TV personality who would (and
could) explain complex scientific concepts
to kids]
Shes a right Raleigh [Thanks to Claire
Reed]
She's a bit of a three wheeler [Thanks to
Barry Smith. Ray Wells has heard the
expression rusy bike as well]
es never gotten here liz [Thanks to Paul
Woodford
The jobs not much but it's a nice little
bunsen [Thanks to Laurie Bamford]
Look at the size of 'is ten speeds [Thanks
to Billy Wade]
He knows his stuff. He is a ginger, after
all.
He's holding a standing election in his
callards [Thanks to Buddy]
Go and buy the beans on toast will you
son [Thanks to Hefin Gill]
She got beatiful minces.
(After someone tells you a tall tale)
Whats he been doin? Reading a railway
table. [Might also be substituted with bus
timetable Thanks to Paul Island]
Nice legs, shame about the boat. [Also a
good song by The Monks]
It's too cold outside; no good for my cod
[Thanks to Mark Elston]
She's got a lovely Chevy Chase [Thanks
to Adrian Calvin and Paul Beer]
Wipe that look off your jem [Thanks to
Chris Webb - Jem Mace was a boxer in
the late 19th century]
'Ere, you've got your brass wrong!
[Thanks to Alan Little]
Im going out for a quick cough and drag
[Thanks to Trevor Baker]
Have you got a harry? [Frank Baynham
reports that Harry Wragg was a famous
jockey]
Oi, mate. Can I scrounge a melvynn of
(cigarette)
Fag
(cigarette)
Fag
(cigarette)
Oily Rag
Fake
Sexton Blake
Fanny
Auntie Annie
Fanny
Farmer (see
usage)
Arnold Palmer
Farrahs
(trousers)
Fart
D'Oyly Carte
Fart
Fart
Fart
Favour
Cheesy Quaver
Feel
Orange Peel
Feet
Dogs Meat
Feet
Fibs (lies)
Plates of Meat
Scott Gibbs
Fight
Fine
Fish
Lilian Gish
Fist
Oliver Twist
Fiver (5
note)
Fiver (5
note)
Flares (wide
bottom
trousers)
Flash
Lady Godiva
Taxi Driver
Lionel Blaire
Lemon Dash
Flowers
April Showers
Duke of York
Function
Garage
Spaghetti Junction
Steve Claridge
Gargle
Arthur Scargill
(drunk)
Gay
Bale of Hay
(homosexual)
Gay
Doctor Dre
(homosexual)
Gay
Finlay Quaye
(homosexual)
Gay
First of May
(homosexual)
Gay
Ted Ray
(homosexual)
Geezer
Geezer
Geezer
Julius Caesar
Geezer
Lemon Squeezer
Ghost
Gin
Gin
Gin
Mother's Ruin
Needle and Pin
Nose and Chin
Gin
Gin
Vera Lynn
Girl
Cadbury Swirl
Girl
Git (twit)
Strawberry Split
Gloves
Turtle Dove's
Go
Scapa Flow
Hands
Hands
German Bands
Jazz Bands
Hat
Head
Head
Head
(fellatio)
Heart
Crust of Bread
Loaf of Bread
Blood Red
Hell
Gypsy Nell
Hemorrhoid
Clement Freud
Strawberry Tart
Heroin
Vera Lynn
Hill
Hole
Home
Host
Pope in Rome
Pillar and Post
Hot
House
House
Peas in a Pot
Cat and Mouse
Mickey Mouse
Howler
(mistake)
Robbie Fowler
Hymen
Bill Wyman
kebab)
Keen
Kettle
Key
Brenda Lee
Key
Vivian Lee
Keys
Bruce Lees
Keys
John Cleese
Keys
Knobbly Knees
Kidney
Bo Diddley
Kids
Kids
Dustbin Lids
God Forbids
Kids
Saucepan Lids
Kids
Kids
Teapot Lids
Tin Lids
Kiss
Heavenly Bliss
Kiss
Knackered
(tired)
Knackered
(tired)
Cream Crackered
Knackers
(testicles)
Knees
Knickers
Jacobs Crackers
Kerry Packer
Rainbow Trout
Lager
Mick Jagger
Lark (fun)
Tufnell Park
Late
Cilla Black
Late
Terry Waite
Later
Baked Potato
Later
Christian Slater
Laugh
Bubble Bath
Laugh
Cows Calf
Laugh
Giraffe
Laugh
Steffi Graf
Laugh
Turkish Bath
Laugh
Legs
Wally's Scarf
Bacon and Eggs
Legs
Dolly Pegs
Legs
Mumbley Pegs
Legs
Nutmegs
Forsythe Saga
Legs
Legs
Scotch Pegs
Leicester
Square
Euan Blair
Lesbian
Liar
Bob Cryer
Liar
Dunlop Tyre
Liar
Holy Friar
Lies
Pork Pies
Life
Nelly Duff
Life (term)
Porridge Knife
Liver
Cheerful Giver
Liver
Swanee River
Lodger
Artful Dodger
Look
Look
Butcher's Hook
Captain Cook
Hopping Pot
Love
Turtle Dove
Luck
Donald Duck
Luck
Friar Tuck
Mad
Marriage
Married
Matches
Mate
Mate
Meetin'
(meeting)
Mental
Buster Keaton
Mental
(crazy)
Merry
Chicken Oriental
Mess
Elliot Ness
Milk
Acker Bilk
Radio Rental
Mind
Chinese Blind
Nose
Fray Bentos
Nose
I Suppose
Nose
Nun
Irish Rose
Current Bun
Frank Bough
Old Man
(Father or
Husband)
On My Own
Toblerone
Paddy
Tea Caddy
Pager
John Major
Pakistani
Bacon Sarnie
Pakistani
Reg Varney
Pants
Adam Ant
Pants
Paper
Linen Draper
(newspaper)
Parcel
Elephant and Castle
Park
Party
Noah's Ark
Moriarty
Party
Russell Harty
Peas
John Cleese
Peas
Knobbly Knees
Pee
Pest
Fred West
Tonic
Philharmonic
Phone
Al Capone
Phone
Piano
Pictures
Dolly Mixtures
Piddle
(urinate)
Piles
Jimmy Riddle
Nuremberg Trials
Piles
Chalfont St Giles
(hemorrhoids)
Piles
Farmer Giles
(hemorrhoids)
Piles
Nobby Stiles
(hemorrhoids)
Piles
Rockford Files
to Oliver Dick]
Has the morning linen come yet?
Wot you got ere then, a bleedin elephant
[Thanks to Paul Island]
I'm taking my misses to the Noah.
Mental morry mate [Thanks to Simon
Mahon]
I've phoned for a sherbert to take us to
the Russell [Thanks to Jo Walker Russell Harty is a TV host]]
Eat yer John Cleese - they're good for
you [Thank to Mike Leith]
Were havin sexton and knobblies
[Thanks to Mathew]
Im off for a gypsy [Thanks to John
Trimmer]
Here comes that Fred West again [Fred
West was and alleged mass murderer
found hanged in his jail sail in
1995. Thanks to Kevin Wade]
I'll have a Vera and Phil (gin and tonic)
[Thanks to Michael Hawkins]
Hes always on the al capone [Thanks to
Mike Agnes]
She's always on the dog.
He sparkles on the joanna. [Just to
confuse you, they mispronounce the word
you're trying say, so instead of 'piano'
they call it a 'piana']
Going out to the Dolly Mixtures tonight
[Thanks to Philip Hart - Dolly Mixtures are
]
I've had three pints - I could use a jimmy.
Me Nuremberg's are really playing me up
[Thanks to Barry Greenaway]
Me chalfonts are playing up. [Thanks to
Paul Costello]
Blimey, I ain't 'alf suffering from me
farmers [Thanks to David Hughes]
Me nobbies are acting up again [Nobby
Stiles was a great footballer from years
gone by - Thanks to David Hughes]
Me Jim Rockford's are giving me gip! [Jim
(hemorrhoids)
Pissed
(drunk)
Oliver Twist
Pissed
(drunk)
Pissed
(drunk)
Schindlers List
Plate
Play
Pocket
Pocket
Poof
(homosexual)
Poof
(homosexual)
Porn
Lucy Locket
Sky Rocket
Iron Hoof
Porn
Johnny Vaughn
Powder
(cocaine)
Prat (arse)
Nikki Lauder
Prayer
Weavers' Chair
Prick
Hampton Wick
Pride
Prison
Pub
Nuclear Sub
Pub
Rub-a-dub-dub
Pube (pubic
Rubric's Cube
Scotch Mist
Tin Roof
Frankie Vaughan
Paper Hat
hair)
Puff
Mickey Duff
(marijuana)
Punter
Hillman Hunter
(gambler or
odds maker)
Purse
Gypsy's Curse
Quarter
Farmers Daughter
Queen
(homosexual)
Queer
(homosexual)
Queer
(homosexual)
Queer
(homosexual)
Queer (odd)
Quid
Quid
Rail
Railway
Guard
Rain
Bin Lid
Teapot Lid
Toby Ale
Christmas Card
Brighton Pier
Ginger Beer
King Lear
Ginger Beer
Readies
Nelson Eddy's
(pound notes)
Rent
Burton on Trent
Rent
Clark Kent
Rent
Duke of Kent
Rich
Right
Isle of Wight
River
Road
Road
Kermit
Rotten
Dot Cotton
Row
(argument)
Barn Owl
Row
(argument)
Rum
Sack (fired)
Saloon Bar
Sauce
Balloon Car
Dead Horse
Scar
Mars Bar
Scoff (food)
Frank Bough
Score
Bobby Moore
Score
Hampden Roar
Score (20)
Apple Core
Tom Thumb
Tin Tack
Scotch
Gold Watch
Scotch
Scotch
(Whisky)
Scouser
(Liverpudlian)
Scouts
Scran (food)
Sex
Posh n Becks
Shabby
Westminster Abbey
Shag
Billy Bragg
Shank (golf
term)
J. R.
Shave
Shave
Mickey Mouser
Brussel Sprouts
Jackie Chan
Dicky Dirt
Shirt
Shit
Shit
Shit
Uncle Bert
Brace and Bit
Brad Pitt
Eartha Kitt
Shit
Tom Tit
Shite
Shite
Tom Kite
Turkish Delight
Shite (shit)
Barry White
Shits
(diarrhoea)
Shitter
(rectum)
Two-Bob Bits
Council Gritter
Shitter
Gary Glitter
(rectum)
Shitter (toilet Rick Whitter
or rectum)
Shocker
Barry Crocker
Shocker
Costantino Rocca
Shoe
Scooby Doo
Shoe
Ghost (Boo)
Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Yabba-Dabba-Doo
Shower
David Gower
Shower
Sick
Eiffel Tower
Moby Dick
Sick
Spotted Dick
Sick
Sick
Uncle Dick
Sight
Website
Silly
Silly
Piccadilly
Simple
Dolly Dimple
Sister
Six
Tim Mix
Skin
Vera Lynn
(cigarette
paper)
Skint (broke) Borassic Lint
Slag
(prostitute)
Slap
Watford Gap
Slash (piss)
Pat Cash
Slash (piss)
Sleep
Bo-Peep
Sleep
Smell
Aunt Nell
Smoke
(cigarette)
Sneeze
Snide
Snout
(cigarette)
Snouts
(Cigarettes)
Soap
Soap
Socks
Almond Rocks
Socks
Bombay Docks
Socks
Son
Song
Joe Rocks
Currant Bun
Ding Dong
Soup
Spanner
(wrench)
Sparrow
Loop de Loop
Elsie Tanner
Speak
Specs
(spectacles)
Specs
[Spectacles)
Splinter
Gregory Peck
Spoon
Spoon
Daniel Boone
David Boon
Spot (acne)
Randolph Scott
Spouse
Boiler House
Sprouts
Mikkel Becks
Alan Minter
Spunk
(semen)
Harry Monk
Spunk
(semen)
Pineapple Chunk
Stairs
Stairs
Stairs
Dancing Bears
Starved
Pear Halved
Starvin'
Hank Marvin
Starvin'
Lee Marvin
State
(anguish)
Steak and
Kidney
Stella (beer)
Nelson Mandelas
Stella (beer)
Paul Weller
Stella (beer)
Stella Artois
(beer)
Stench
Uri Geller
Ooh Aah
Stick
(walking)
Hackney Wick
Stink
Story
Stout (beer)
Stranger
Stranger
Stray
Street
Strides
(trousers)
Strides
[trousers)
Stripper
Strong
Ping Pong
Sub (pay
advance)
Subaru
Rub a Dub
Suit
Bag of Fruit
Suit
Bowl of Fruit
Suit
Tin Flute
Suit
Sun
Current Bun
Supper
Sweetheart
Tommy Tucker
Treacle Tart
Table
Scooby-Doo
Tablet (pill)
Gary Ablett
Tail
Talk
Alderman's Nail
Rabbit and Pork
Talker
Murray Walker
Tan
Peter Pan
Tanner
(sixpence)
Sprarsy Anna
Tart
Kick Start
Taxi
Joe Baxi
Tea
Tea
Tea
Rosy Lee
You and Me
Tears
Teeth
Britney Spears
Edward Heath
Teeth
Telly (TV)
Telly (TV)
Hampstead Heath
Custard and Jelly
Liza Minelli
Ten
Tenner (10
pound note)
Ayrton Senna
Tenner (10
pound note)
Louise Wener
Thief
Tea Leaf
Think
Cocoa Drink
Thirst
Geoff Hurst
Throat
Billy Goat
Throat
John OGroat
Throat
Nanny Goat
Throat
Thunder
Ticket
Ticket
Tie
Peckham Rye
Till (Cash
register)
Time
Time
Harry Lime
Time
Bird Lime
famous hypnotist]
'ere, lend us an ayrton me old china
[Ayrton Senna was a Formula One driver
- thanks to Tom Harvey]
'ere, lend us a louise. [Louise Wener is a
singer with the band Sleeper - thanks to
Richard English]
He's always been a bit of a tea leaf.
[Usually the fully slang expression is
used]
I should cocoa [Said in a somewhat
facetious manner, this phrase actually
means "I should think not" - thanks to
Kathryn Polley]
I've got a Geoff on tonight [Sir Geoff Hurst
was the only footballer to score three
goals in a World Cup final. Thanks to
Graham Todd]
I've got a sore billy goat [Thanks to Paul
Robinson]
e cleared his groat whilst wiping his
mincers with is germans [Thanks to Mike
Basquill]
Get that down your nanny [Thanks to
Chris Roberts]
'is weasel's playing him up [Thanks to
Roy Sharp. See also Coat]
What a storm! Did you hear the crash
and blunder [Thanks to David Reynolds]
I've got a bat for tonight's train.
I want to go to New York, but I cant afford
the wilsons [Thanks to Tony Merrington]
I'm putting on me best whistle and me
new peckham. [Thanks to Martin
McKerrell]
'E got nicked with 'is 'ands in the old jack
and jill [Thanks to Martyn Tracy]
What's the bird? [Also commonly used to
refer to doing time, as in prison. Thanks
to John Gowland]
What's the Harry Lime? [Thanks to Barry
Greenaway. Harry Lime is a character in
'The Third Man']
Oi mate - what's the lemon & lime
[Thanks to Anonymous]
Tit (breast)
Brad Pitt
Tits (breasts) Ballroom Blitz
Bristol Cities
Holy Ghost
Toe
Bromley by Bow
Toker
Al Roker
Tonic
Supersonic
Toss
Kate Moss
Towel
Baden Powell
Train
Michael Caine
Trainers
(running
shoes)
Claire Rayners
Trainers
Gloria Gaynors
(running
shoes)
Tramp (hobo) Paraffin Lamp
Tramp (hobo) Thirteen Amp
Trouble
Trousers
Barney Rubble
(Flintstones)
Lards
Trousers
Turd (shit)
Douglas Hurd
Turd (shit)
Umbrella
Auntie Ella
Voice
Hobson's Choice
Vomit
Wages
Greengages
Walk
Ball of Chalk
Wank
Armitage Shank
(masturbate)
Wank
Jodrell Bank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Wank
(masturbate)
Barclays Bank
Wanker
Cab Ranker
Wanker
Kuwaiti Tanker
Wanker
Merchant Banker
Wanker
Ravi Shankar
Wanker
Sefton Branker
Wanker
Swiss Banker
Wanks
Gordon Banks
J. Arthur Rank
Lamb Shank
Midland Bank
Peddle and Crank
Sherman Tank
Tommy Tank
Watch (fob
watch)
Water
Web Site
Weight
Pieces of Eight
Whisky
White Wine
Plink Plonk
Whore
Four by Four
Whore
Roger Moore
Whore
Thomas Moore
Wife
Duchess of Fife
Wife
Wig
Wig
Window
Syrup of Figs
Burnt Cinder
Windshield
Wiper
Windy
Billie Piper
Wine
Porcupine
Word
Wrong
Dicky Bird
Falun Gong
Wrong
Pete Tong
Yank
Septic Tank
Yank
Wooden Plank
Yawn
Johnny Vaughn
Years
Donkey's Ears
Yid
Believe
Alligator
Later
Stairs
Gravy
Legs
Barnet Fair
Hair
Money
Knees
Row
Butcher's Hook
Look
Cobbler's Awls
Balls
Crust of Bread
Head
Daffadown Dilly
Silly
Hampton Wick
Prick
Khyber Pass
Arse
Loaf of Bread
Head
Mince Pies
Eyes
Oxford Scholar
Dollar
Stink
Talk
Raspberry Tart
Fart
Scarpa Flow
Go
Wife
Uncle Bert
Shirt
Coat
Where's my weasel?