Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Issue 5
February 2014
Part-time workers are expected to believe that management is the most ideal
position for an employee. We are told that we will be paid more to do less,
that'll it will look good on a resume, etc etc. While this may be true for some,
the reality is that being a part-time supervisor is by no means an easy or
desirable job for most of us. At the end of the day your survival will entirely
depend on how well you can divide and extract labor from your workers. In
other words your job is that of an overpaid baby-sitting parasite, literally.
While some of you might think, hey, that's better than what they make me do
now! Here are some less than glamorous things about supervising that
may make you think twice.
As a a part time sup, full-time sups will constantly hold you to unrealistic
goals. When you fail to meet them, Full Time sups will intimidate you by
yelling and threatening you with some kind of punishment. Essentially Part
time sups are used by upper management as buffers between them and the
workers. Whenever something goes wrongeven if it was the Full Time's
fault, part time sups will usually get the blame. Most part time sups deal with
this stress by making the rest of us pick up the slack. The get it done
mentality causes some to even resort to illegal tactics, like paying workers
under the table for working off the clock. Upper management pays no mind to
this, UNLESS a worker files a grievance with the union.
By using the management by stress tactics, UPS has created the perfect
storm. Working conditions are made to be so bad, that we will work harder to
get out of the building as quickly as possible. As a supervisor your primary
job is to enforce that. So think hard about you career choices, If being a cruel
and shallow asshole is your cup of tea then think no more. Otherwise you
might have a difficult time.
EMAIL US AT SCREWUPS@RISEUP.NET
Management... by STRESS!
UPS is one of the most successful companies at wringing every last cent out of the labor of its
employees. They seem to have perfected the model of Management By Stress, a system of
production that uses the bare minimum number of workers needed to maintain the expected rate of
production. This is why, on busy nights, we are overwhelmed by the flow of packages, and on slow
nights our coworkers are cut just minutes into the shift.
Their theory is this: when there are fewer workers responsible for the same amount of volume, the
added stress encourages us to work faster to avoid belt stops, clogged egress routes, and the
stress associated with potential discipline. This reduces the companys labor costs while
theoretically maintaining the same level of revenue, which greatly increases profit for UPS. Workers
who break under the stress are threatened with termination, so we are pressured to stick with the
program and work ourselves to death. But this system has a major weakness, one that is easily
exploited: it relies on our obedience. I say, fuck that.
At current staffing levels, every slow down to production throws the UPS system into crisis. But
when we work slower, we dont make any less money; the added time it takes to process the
volume actually means bigger paychecks. Slowing the pace of our work reduces our stress levels
and helps prevent physical injury. So why should we let our bosses get away with such a vile
management strategy? With enough of us refusing to let their greed control our lives, UPS will have
to choose between allowing the global supply chain to grind to a halt, or develop a new
management strategy that acknowledges the importance humanity of their workforce.