An essay on baloney

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about baloney. I really,
really like baloney. Remarkably baloney is heralded by shopkeepers and
investment bankers alike, leading many to state that baloney is featuring more
and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first
compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning baloney
by the aristocracy, obviously. At the heart of the subject are a number of key
factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their
importance.
Social Factors
There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any
community. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg
understands me' [1] he shead new light on baloney, allowing man to take it by
the hand and understand its momentum. More a melody to societies dysfunctions
than a parody of the self, baloney smells of success.
Primarily baloney builds trust among the people. Just as a dog will return to
its own sick, society will return to baloney, again and again.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred
on the value of baloney. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a
lovely model.
Average
Wage
baloney
What a splendid graph. Clearly the average wage, ultimately decided by
politicians, will always be heavily influenced by baloney due to its
consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Supply Side Economic
Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it
against practice can produce similar results to contrasting chalk and cheese.
One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course
the words of one of the great political analysts Elijah Rock 'People in glass
houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] He was first introduced to baloney by
his mother. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'baloney wins votes.' Simple as
that.
Is baloney politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a
lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, baloney is, to use the language of the streets
'Super Cool.' It collaborates successfully, puts out 'fires', and figures show
it's a winning formular.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Justin Pfeiffer: 'At first I
was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without baloney by my
side.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing
[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media