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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,

So you better get on board,

The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen

t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?

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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".

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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which

is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago

This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
d it.
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago

Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!

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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago

AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago

MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh

o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago

Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago

My god. It's beautiful.

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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...

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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago

Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago

... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.

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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!

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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a

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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago

he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago

someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago

FUCK YOU TOO

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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago

I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago

Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?

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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
(++++)
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin

d it.
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago

UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago

YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!

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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago

You evil beast.

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?

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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A

'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)

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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
Edit: word choice
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.

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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
.
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago

That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago

Posting in an upvote thread

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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago

Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago

I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago

seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago

can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago

Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?

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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago

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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
(_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'`
_| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'`
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!

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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago

Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago

Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago

im pressing a but nothings happing , help?

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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....

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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen

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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.

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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago

HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!

I am the small one on the top left:

http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago

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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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(+++++++++++)
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago

Iamleighanne reporting for duty!

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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
d it.
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago

ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!

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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY

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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!

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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago

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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago

BEST THREAD EVERRRR

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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
Im the only one who cant do this? -.permalink
[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.

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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?

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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago

We are all karma whores.

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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago

HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago

Is it too late to join this party?!

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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge

t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete

Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago

Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?

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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!

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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago

I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago

The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago

Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago

Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago

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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago

Justice has been served!

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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png

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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*

You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago

I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago

Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
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Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago

HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc

ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago

Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.

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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?

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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago

First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago

I like this post because yes.

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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago

I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago

This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago

ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_,##
_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
(_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'`
_| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'`
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago

Lol, what is the button to downvote!

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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago

Me, for each and every upvote...

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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago

But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor

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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*

Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago

It's true, sugarcube.

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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.

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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
(++++)
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[~]

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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago

Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago

Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it

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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago

You are a karma genius.

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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago

Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
Edit: word choice
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago

Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
.
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago

f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago

Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA

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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago

It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago

I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago

Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.

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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago

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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago

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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago

Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago

KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago

Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome

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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm

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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
ces at all, try checking them.
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.

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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago

We are legion for we are many...

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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago

Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.

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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago

in for the karma

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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...

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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
d it.
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.

Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago

I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago

You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally

upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:

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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago

The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.

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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago

ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago

Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago

If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'

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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.

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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago

this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago

a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago

my instinct to downvote this is very strong

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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago

a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?

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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':

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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago

Bad Luck Brian:

Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago

I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago

Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(

I'm pretty sure I have it updated.

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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
ces at all, try checking them.
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago

Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago

Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.

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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago

Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
(++++)
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago

ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!

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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.

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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago

ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago

MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ

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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
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Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago

Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago

?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago

Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!

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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_,##
_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
(_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'`
_| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'`
_.;_ `--' `\
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.

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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago

YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?

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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago

That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D

I'm Spanish. Jajajaja

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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.

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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago

http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*

Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago

It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago

I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
Edit: word choice
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago

I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
.
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago

Up votes for all!!!

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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
Im the only one who cant do this? -.permalink
[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago

Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago

pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago

Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago

So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago

Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago

This looks fun.

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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(

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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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When I found out I could upvote by pressing 'A' (imgur.com)
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...

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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago

eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago

Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago

OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago

this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago

TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago

Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!

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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
(++++)
(+++)
(+++)
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[~]
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* * * /~~~~~~~~~~~|
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man

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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago

Sweet delicious karma

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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago

You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago

I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.

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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!

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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!

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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago

that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago

AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance

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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago

I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago

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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago

A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago

It won't work for me :(

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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m

e. I wanna be on the train :(

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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?

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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago

After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a

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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!

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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?

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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago

Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_,##
_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
(_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'`
_| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'`
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago

WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!

GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?

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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!

I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
ces at all, try checking them.
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f

ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.

Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago

My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago

You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
(++++)
(+++)
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[~]
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago

Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago

mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.

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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago

Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.

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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA

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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...

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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'

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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago

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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a

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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back

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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA

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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago

A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN

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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago

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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago

I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.

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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*

How do you jump on board?!

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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago

Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p

ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"

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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago

Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.

His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.

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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.

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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
d it.
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago

HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip

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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)

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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago

Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
Im the only one who cant do this? -.permalink
[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago

Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago

Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.

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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago

karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago

I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix

it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago

Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago

Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago

I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif

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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago

KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM

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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago

^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL

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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago

this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?

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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!

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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago

Give me some of that Sweet Karma

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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago

DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago

Everybody gets an upvote!!!

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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go

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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago

Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.

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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago

it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago

YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago

I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.

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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago

A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds

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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago

i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!

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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago

YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago

j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 2 years ago
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_,##
_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
(_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'`
_| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'`
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR

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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago

this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago

I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago

... You can ski on water...

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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago

FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.

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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?

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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago

aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago

You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago

This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it

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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
Edit: word choice
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago

I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?

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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
Im the only one who cant do this? -.permalink
[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago

And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th

ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago

That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago

For those without RES...

Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK

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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago

But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago

You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!

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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago

But then you ruin the fun of the click!

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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago

SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago

It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.

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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.

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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago

UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago

I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!

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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
d it.
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*

AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH

:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago

screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?

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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago

It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.

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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago

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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA

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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago

Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me

the shortcut to downvote)

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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago

and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago

hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago

Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?

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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago

Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.

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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago

Why does this not work for me? D:

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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago

I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.

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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,

Downvotes shall be ignored,

So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago

GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!

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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago

I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT

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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago

So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago

This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.

Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.

Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago

Where the hay do you people keep coming from?

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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on

e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!

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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
(+++++++++++)
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago

Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!

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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?

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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago

this is one train i hate to get off

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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago

CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?

Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago

ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago

internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago

Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago

I hope I'm not too late.

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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.

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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.

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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago

It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?

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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago

This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago

I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!

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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A

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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?

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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...

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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago

This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook

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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN

D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!

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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite

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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago

a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago

Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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(+++++++++++)
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME

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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago

Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago

The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
.
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*

Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
Im the only one who cant do this? -.permalink
[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.

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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago

Shut up and take my upvotes.

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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago

Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*

This doesn't seem to work for me. :(

Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.

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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe

rfuckers get an upvote!

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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago

does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!

IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....

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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry

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When I found out I could upvote by pressing 'A' (imgur.com)
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago

Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago

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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?

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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(

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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago

This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago

Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
e down.
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 576 points 2 years ago
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago

Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago

I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago

UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago

CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago

Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago

I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago

I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
.
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago

Here for the AJA's!

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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
Im the only one who cant do this? -.permalink
[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago

If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago

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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago

WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago

If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago

mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo

p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago

none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago

KARMA FOR EVERYONE

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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago

I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.

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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
z
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
j
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago

I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
______
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_,##
_..__ |.-"""-.| | _,##'`-._
(_____)||_____|| |_,##'`-._,##'`
_| |.;-""-. | |#'`-._,##'`
_.;_ `--' `\
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CHOO! CHOO! ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
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[ ]SeriousJack 6 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago

FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago
Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?

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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago

Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago
You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago

holy fuck. i never knew that

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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin
gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.
Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago

That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity

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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago
Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago

Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's

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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.
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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
http://i.imgur.com/yYiDo.png
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago

And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago
Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 10 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago

slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
erate just to stir up some drama and voting action.
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago

That's alot of upvotes...

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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!
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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago

I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly

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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago
This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]DHSVlip 34 points 2 years ago
May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one

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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago
I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago

Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
You are a karma genius.
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
see. But a bit of a quack.
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago

Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
Hey why is this thread so short. THat was kind of fun
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
Edit: word choice
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.

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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
it turn orange too.
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago

I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
f it karma it is
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[ ][deleted] 8 points 2 years ago
I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.

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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?

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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
(upvotes to the left!)
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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago

If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.

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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?
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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago
i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago
You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago

Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago
I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!

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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...
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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS
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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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[ ]47L45 1066 points 2 years ago
YO MAINE. MY SHIT AINT WORKIN.
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[ ]HappyDays7 478 points 2 years ago
The Reddit Enhancement Suite is necessary for this to work, I believe.
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[ ]zoodiary8 25 points 2 years ago
Just installed. this is rock...
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 15 points 2 years ago
press shift and "/" to see all of the commands.
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[ ]IceMaine 6 points 2 years ago
I'll get right on it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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[ ]OldPeopleHateMe 858 points 2 years ago
Karma! Getcha' karma here!
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[ ]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 45 points 2 years ago
The Karma Train is leaving,
So you better get on board,
The Upvotes fuel the engine,
Downvotes shall be ignored,
So click that orange arrow,
If you feel you should,
We'll push this train to the top of the page,
Like The Little Engine That Could.
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[ ]Gippy88 1030 points 2 years ago
A for you sir!
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[ ]zoodiary8 24 points 2 years ago
he deserve A
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[ ]Sirloofa 1311 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Keyboardin 739 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/3KQIt.gif
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[ ]Vault-tecPR 253 points 2 years ago
Wait, did he really give a shout-out to reddit?
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[ ]Kelvara 204 points 2 years ago
Yes.
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[ ]The_Drizzle_Returns 501 points 2 years ago
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 191 points 2 years ago
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[ ]mchief 19 points 2 years ago
I upvoted you manually, I'm such a Hipster
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[ ]supaphly42 9 points 2 years ago
eh?
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[ ]Mondayart 188 points 2 years ago
But then you ruin the fun of the click!
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[ ]KoreanTerran 919 points 2 years ago
This must be some sort of RES thing.

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[ ]NotaMethAddict 448 points 2 years ago
Is it time to spam Reddit Enhancement Suite again?
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[ ]ValenOfGrey 419 points 2 years ago
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] Reddit Enhancemen
t Suite?
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[ ][deleted] 15 points 2 years ago
Ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
You're just laughing in Spanish.
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[ ]geoff1210 10 points 2 years ago
HELLO KARMA TRAIN
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[ ]stash0606 324 points 2 years ago
someone mention Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]Acklin 120 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite you say?
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[ ]SirHamius 64 points 2 years ago
Have you heard about Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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[ ]DallasJones 50 points 2 years ago
KARMAAAAA
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[ ]dragpent 344 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DallasJones 122 points 2 years ago
Shut up.
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[ ]dragpent 98 points 2 years ago
Press a please
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[ ]samisim0 20 points 2 years ago
ok ok
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[ ]retrogamer500 445 points 2 years ago
Speaking of RES, for some reason I have you tagged as "Master Bullshitter". Huh.
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[ ]Fellows23 1348 points 2 years ago
GET ON BOARD THE KARMA TRAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Sbmalj 690 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Nathan_is_an_ass 684 points 2 years ago
CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 701 points 2 years ago
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[ ]DoesNotUseAcronyms 11 points 2 years ago
I'M HERE FOR THE KARMA AND THE BITCHES!
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[ ]HampeMannen 4 points 2 years ago
SAME.
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[ ]I_KeepsItReal 704 points 2 years ago

WHAT IS HAPPENING
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[ ]Fellows23 275 points 2 years ago
WE'RE OFF TO CIRCLE-JERK CANYON TO MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS KARMA!
GET ON BOARD, WHORE! CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]Nictionary 275 points 2 years ago
I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE IT
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[ ]basabyo 703 points 2 years ago
FUCK NATHAN
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[ ]bobdude0 461 points 2 years ago
I'm named Nathan, and that hurt bro.
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[ ]Fuck_everyone 150 points 2 years ago
FUCK YOU TOO
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[ ]stonepickaxe 17 points 2 years ago
So am I. D':
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[ ]stern93 460 points 2 years ago
YEAH FUCK EM
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[ ]JokerCraz3d 687 points 2 years ago
Who is Nathan?
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[ ]ciren 436 points 2 years ago
An ass.
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 437 points 2 years ago*
SOMEBODY SMELLS REALLY GOOD WELL
EDIT: FIXED FOR GRAMAR
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 676 points 2 years ago
FUCKING KARMA FOR ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
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[ ][deleted] 451 points 2 years ago
OK, i a-j'd all the way down to this comment before I got bored.
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[ ][deleted] 442 points 2 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[ ]fsu_sketcher 452 points 2 years ago
Lol, what is the button to downvote!
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[ ]JapaneseKitten 35 points 2 years ago

Its actually Z
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 671 points 2 years ago
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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[ ][deleted] 310 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Keyboardin 570 points 2 years ago*
How do you jump on board?!
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[ ]zoodiary8 567 points 2 years ago
I ride first time in karma train...
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[ ]Bobbett 629 points 2 years ago
Bad Luck Brian:
Hops on board the karma train, Doesn't get any karma.
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[ ]borisvonboris 631 points 2 years ago
^ duckling redditor
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[ ]KarmaTrainConductor 381 points 2 years ago
Hey! That's my job :(
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[ ]guy_from_canada 518 points 2 years ago
YOU GET AN UPVOTE! YOU GET AN UPVOTE!
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS UPVOTESSSSSSSSS
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[ ]this_is_god_calling 546 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees esque karma picnic. or really more like
a karma mosh pit.
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 87 points 2 years ago
Is that bad?
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[ ]The_Amazing_DickMan 32 points 2 years ago
this thread is turning into an /r/trees /r/circlejerk esque karma picnic. or rea
lly more like a karma mosh pit.
FTFY
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[ ]Cornwalace 116 points 2 years ago
Me, for each and every upvote...
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[ ]one00percents 453 points 2 years ago
Why is this on /r/funny and not on /r/aww ?
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[ ]JedAuz 93 points 2 years ago
Why is this not on /r/circlejerk ?
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[ ]Peanut92 15 points 2 years ago
Picture wasn't what I expected. Still awesome
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[ ][deleted] 430 points 2 years ago
A for up.
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[ ]fizzyizzy11 233 points 2 years ago
Unlimited upvotes? this party is gonna off the hook!!!
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[ ]KCisTall 463 points 2 years ago
This is like those damn "PRESS L TO SEE SOMETHING AMAZING" on facebook
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points 2 years ago
I have RedditAddict on and it sounds like I'm in the belltower of Notre Dame.
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[ ]darkviper039 72 points 2 years ago
TIL
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[ ]rottengreen 250 points 2 years ago
im pressing a but nothings happing , help?
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[ ]Bertron2020 106 points 2 years ago
Why not zoidberg?
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[ ][deleted] 455 points 2 years ago
I just gave everyone karma. You can thank me later
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 39 points 2 years ago
I just thanked you now with karma!
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[ ]Reqkoil 399 points 2 years ago
Upvotes for everyone!
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[ ]CODfiend 575 points 2 years ago
I don't get...
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[ ]snidemarque 299 points 2 years ago
It would appear that the duck is feeding the fish.
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[ ]SaltyBabe 237 points 2 years ago
But really he's just wetting the food so he can swallow it.
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[ ]kevik72 187 points 2 years ago

You get out of here with your fucking logic!
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[ ]readsyouruserhistory 192 points 2 years ago
It is referred to as "dabbling".
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[ ]CannedBeef 170 points 2 years ago
So what would that mean metaphorically?
hmm
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[ ]NosyargKcid 239 points 2 years ago
Now this makes so much more sense! I thought he was taking the food out of the p
ond. I was like "what a douchey little duck!"
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[ ]BlackMeddle 33 points 2 years ago
Which in relation to the title, means YOU GET AN UPVOTE AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE AN
D YOU GET AN UPVOTE - EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE!
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[ ]wappleby 301 points 2 years ago
Apparently no one likes my opposite post of this I just made :( sigh i am terrib
le at getting link karma.
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[ ]zoodiary8 272 points 2 years ago
this pic shows that the duck is the only one who is rich in this pond because on
ly one Duck and lots of Fish.....
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 133 points 2 years ago
This duck?
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[ ]Lampmonster1 89 points 2 years ago
That picture makes no sense. Normally he swims in that money, but now he can ski
on it? Does that money change it's physical properties based on his whims? No w
onder he's rich.
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[ ]Master_schlicker 93 points 2 years ago
... You can ski on water...
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[ ]Lampmonster1 69 points 2 years ago
Not without something to pull you. And what are the poles for?! WHAT ARE THE POL
ES FOR MASTER_SCHLICKER!
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[ ]XCygon 391 points 2 years ago
Damn, AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. karma for everyone.
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[ ]toxicFork 79 points 2 years ago
spanish humor
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[ ]lhbruen 346 points 2 years ago
WTF!
I'm a 23 year old male; manly-man type. Heterosexual. Dislike "aww" posts... yet
, I could watch this .gif all day long
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[ ]theswim 290 points 2 years ago
This is the most amazing feature addition ever. Why isn't this standard with Red
dit?
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 240 points 2 years ago
For anyone interested, here are all of the RES hotkeys.
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[ ]the_Brave1 378 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work for me, no way to upvote post.
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[ ]billybobsteve 100 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement Suite
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[ ]jaxnos 79 points 2 years ago
I have RES, and it's not working for me... :(
I'm pretty sure I have it updated.
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[ ]CannedBeef 94 points 2 years ago
You need the little thingymajig border thing around what you want to be upvoted.
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[ ]creepy-feet 96 points 2 years ago
Could be because you've disabled it accidentally? If you've been in the preferen
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[ ]scy1192 27 points 2 years ago
you need to turn keyboard shortcuts on.
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[ ]Ramhawk123 298 points 2 years ago
FEED ME!
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[ ]namfonos 308 points 2 years ago
holy fuck. i never knew that
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[ ]CannedBeef 54 points 2 years ago
TYL
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[ ]Off3nsiveB1as 383 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES TO ALL!
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[ ][deleted] 2531 points 2 years ago*
Protip: if you press "a" then "j" repeatedly, you go down the line upvoting thin

gs and ERRYONE GETS DA KARMA.

Edit: in order to fully understand how much awesome I feel right now, here's Enn
io Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold". I'm pretty much Clint Eastwood here, knowing f
ull well that he owns the sweet, sweet orange-red bounty.
Edit 2: Seeing as I've got everyone's attention here, I'd also like to plug the
album I'm listening to at the moment, which is the Hilltop Hood's free EP, which
is awesome and also free. I don't have an association with them, but I'd really
like to crash a server with reddit because that is fun.
Thanks again reddit, you are fucking awesome.
Also, if you can't access the whole "upvotes for everyone", check out Reddit Enh
ancement Suite because that shit is awesome.
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[ ][deleted] 817 points 2 years ago
The god of Karma.
His brother, ZJ, feeds of the darker subreddits and exists as a manifestation of
ViolentAcrez' dark consciousness.
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[ ]Andredor 878 points 2 years ago
a delightful fellow
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[ ]momomojito 881 points 2 years ago
Why that's Applejack, she is a very kind pony.
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[ ]3alrus3 792 points 2 years ago
The bearer of honesty, correct?
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[ ]Kebre 29 points 2 years ago
This is correct.
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[ ]alltwo147 791 points 2 years ago
Bronies....
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[ ]Risotto86 7 points 2 years ago
That is freaking awesome. DFTBA.
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[ ]Monktushu5 795 points 2 years ago
Not as nice as Fluttershy.
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[ ]mikuotaku01 20 points 2 years ago
RD is best pony
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[ ]misterwhite999 13 points 2 years ago
That's a funny way to abbreviate Rarity
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[ ]achievable_chode44 763 points 2 years ago
Don't you mean Candlejack? He's definitely not a po
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[ ]bursho 797 points 2 years ago
It's true, sugarcube.
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 25 points 2 years ago

Duck and Cover! Incoming Bronies!
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[ ][deleted] 555 points 2 years ago
And inconsistent.
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[ ]Shawnyall 674 points 2 years ago
Where the hay do you people keep coming from?
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[ ]momomojito 9 points 2 years ago
We are legion for we are many...
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[ ][deleted] 353 points 2 years ago
Better Applejack than Candleja
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[ ]Ampid 247 points 2 years ago
Bronies getting a shitload of Karma outside of the mane sub?
Only in this thread.
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[ ]westcoastin85 819 points 2 years ago
Andre Johnson
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[ ]stifliama 465 points 2 years ago
im aj!
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 49 points 2 years ago
HI
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[ ]Raultor 938 points 2 years ago
Now I can upvote while laughing :D
I'm Spanish. Jajajaja
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[ ][deleted] 62 points 2 years ago
Reminds me of every DOTA game Ive ever played
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[ ]CannedBeef 229 points 2 years ago
Your laughter brings joy to the whole world.
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 169 points 2 years ago
Santa Clauses laughter is best, he calls everyone HOHOHOHOHO's
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[ ]gnout 966 points 2 years ago
oh man... this does wonders for my upvote efficiency.
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[ ]MrIsacc 14 points 2 years ago
I'm so sorry good sir, but in the midst of my a / j spamming I seem to have over
looked your fine comment and awarded you with the upvote you deserve.
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 7 points 2 years ago
Maybe here.

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[ ]Ampid 810 points 2 years ago
My new favorite hobby shall be going through comments and mashing 'A', 'J', and
'Z'.
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[ ]Super_secret 19 points 2 years ago
This is very true A, j to upvote and move one down. Z, J to downvote and move on
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[ ]BossOfTheGame 821 points 2 years ago
Replying for free karma
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[ ]ForcefulXCon 11 points 2 years ago
OH and here I forgot here.
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[ ][deleted] 373 points 2 years ago
And so Karma inflation begins....
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[ ]Liquid_Fire_ 708 points 2 years ago
This is the best thing ever.
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[ ]zoodiary8 679 points 2 years ago
You are absolutely Right ;)
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[ ]BunsTown 798 points 2 years ago
Try it out everyone! It works!
I am the small one on the top left:
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[ ]TheStupidZebra 14 points 2 years ago
HAHA YAY.
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[ ]_Battletoads 1416 points 2 years ago
Thank you for this opportunity.
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[ ]curiouskitten_meow 932 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange
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[ ]user_name2 560 points 2 years ago
And my axe.
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[ ]steel_flux 563 points 2 years ago
why not zoidberg?
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[ ]CannedBeef 952 points 2 years ago
Hi guys.
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[ ]Jafoos 522 points 2 years ago

Sup!
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[ ]FromAWarTornFuture 525 points 2 years ago
You like trains to? What is your favorite type of train, I like the red ones.
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[ ]ggaspari 268 points 2 years ago
Red Trains for the win!
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[ ]CannedBeef 242 points 2 years ago
I prefer orange ones.
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[ ]durtydurtyforeal 868 points 2 years ago
Everybody is gettin an upvote cause I like y'all!
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[ ][deleted] 871 points 2 years ago
Green here.
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[ ]Eupho 870 points 2 years ago
Can I be conductor?
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[ ][deleted] 576 points 2 years ago
Why not
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[ ]LazyWASP 582 points 2 years ago
I think I'll get in line right here
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[ ]thebean44 11 points 2 years ago
Yay! Everyone aboard the Karma Railroad (No relation to the underground one)!
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[ ]Cornwalace 870 points 2 years ago
in for the karma
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[ ]iClunk 591 points 2 years ago
As for blue ones, the 4468 Mallard is pretty sweet.
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[ ]Timisaghost 445 points 2 years ago
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 14 UPVOTES FROM ME
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[ ]FolloweroftheAtom 20 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD!
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 930 points 2 years ago
Give me some of that Sweet Karma
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[ ]iamleighanne 56 points 2 years ago
Iamleighanne reporting for duty!
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[ ][deleted] 221 points 2 years ago
This one shall be downvoted
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[ ]bubble_bee_tuna 255 points 2 years ago
http://imgur.com/zklMV
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[ ]MountainMadman 21 points 2 years ago
Am I too late to board the karma train?
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[ ]thebean44 25 points 2 years ago
Justice has been served!
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[ ]Kaiser_Winhelm 31 points 2 years ago
The vibes are too good for that man
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[ ]cheeeee 27 points 2 years ago
All of the upvotes!
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[ ]zoodiary8 902 points 2 years ago
Feel Good by seeing this image :D

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[ ]ForcefulXCon 795 points 2 years ago
Hopping on.
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[ ]steeler7dude 905 points 2 years ago
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
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[ ]bensutto 213 points 2 years ago
Yeh... Me too...
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[ ]pepsicola7up 49 points 2 years ago
Happy birthday my good sameritan.
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[ ]Cynyr 445 points 2 years ago
Does anybody have the gif of this? I remember it from ages ago but can never fin
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[ ]CannedBeef 1152 points 2 years ago
That's the good stuff.
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[ ]aTribeCalledIncest 1178 points 2 years ago
DAT ORANGE
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[ ]makopolo2001 300 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!!
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[ ]Twitch_Tv 10 points 2 years ago
Hit me with some orange!
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[ ]CrabbyPatties23 814 points 2 years ago
aww snap this shit works
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[ ]CannedBeef 831 points 2 years ago
slurp
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[ ]NotaMethAddict 11 points 2 years ago
Sweet delicious karma
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1174 points 2 years ago*
AHHH YEAH UPVOTES YEEEAH
:O
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[ ]Dakaraim 1094 points 2 years ago
mother of god
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[ ]postfish 24 points 2 years ago
You know, that's just going to build up your tolerance to it.
Soon even 2000 upvotes won't do it for you and next thing you know you're runnin
g 5 popular alt accounts and then having one ban another from subreddits you mod
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 1005 points 2 years ago
HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK
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[ ]upboatstotheright 12 points 2 years ago
UPBOATS FOR ALL!
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[ ]doitleapdaytheysaid 9 points 2 years ago
I said hit me again!
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[ ]maxisawesome 662 points 2 years ago
Everybody gets an upvote!!!
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[ ]POSTS_GIFS 1101 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/cGGFN.gif
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[ ]ReverseLabotomy 378 points 2 years ago
I'm not even going to try anymore!
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[ ]steel_flux 382 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO CHOO
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[ ]TrueCanadianPatriot 1104 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/azxmg.png
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[ ]amikez 16 points 2 years ago
That's alot of upvotes...
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[ ]donttouchmyfeet 1098 points 2 years ago
You get an upvote! And you get an upvote! And if you look under your chair, EVER
YONE GETS UPVOTES
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[ ]alanthemanofchicago 744 points 2 years ago
screaming
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[ ]sheepinabowl 744 points 2 years ago
Hello everybody!!!

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[ ]whytofly 80 points 2 years ago
Very happy, maybe I'll go do this in other comments too!
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[ ]Orange_Jam 24 points 2 years ago
I know, right?
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[ ]Polite_Toad 32 points 2 years ago
Just the tip
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[ ]jbg89 619 points 2 years ago
YOU GET A KARMA, YOU GET A KARMA, EVERYONE GETS A KAAAARRRRMAAAAAA!!!!
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[ ]FedexSentMeAHead 667 points 2 years ago
I feel like the saint nick of karma.
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[ ]lisabadcat 618 points 2 years ago
Quick! Someone teach me the downvote hotkey. Ummm, no particular reason.
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[ ]OmEgah15 549 points 2 years ago
HAI EVRAHBUDDY
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[ ]notsurewhatiam 71 points 2 years ago
UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]loves_being_that_guy 484 points 2 years ago
Dammit. When you spam A and J, you always miss this one guy...
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[ ]Techrocket9 494 points 2 years ago
You just made this a free karma thread.
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[ ]Legio_X 1994 points 2 years ago
I find it much more fun to hit Z and then J repeatedly
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[ ]LordAlfredo 49 points 2 years ago
I'm not giving any support to JZ, no sir.
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[ ]TheHotness 1412 points 2 years ago
What's a ZJ?
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[ ][deleted] 357 points 2 years ago
If you don't know, you can't afford it
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[ ]Legio_X 75 points 2 years ago

This is best done in /r/ newest submissions.
Ah, all the crushed dreams.
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[ ]HotrodCorvair 1430 points 2 years ago
Brilliant!
Seriously, how did I not know this?
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[ ][deleted] 1385 points 2 years ago
You bastard!
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[ ]zoodiary8 1561 points 2 years ago
Great, Sound Good ;)
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[ ]CannedBeef 1714 points 2 years ago
You evil beast.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ]Keeks_marone 1532 points 2 years ago
thought you were laughin in spanish for a sec
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 324 points 2 years ago
Who said he wasn't? :)
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[ ]Edgar4llanPwn 1637 points 2 years ago
All aboard the AJ Train!!
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[ ]CannedBeef 696 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO!
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[ ]nz_force 1234 points 2 years ago*
Count me in!
*EDIT: this is by far my most upvoted comment to date.
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[ ]Hipstershy 59 points 2 years ago
IS THIS THE KARMA TRAIN WHERE DOES IT START
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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[ ][deleted] 55 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah.
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[ ]123choji 27 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!AJAJAJAJA!
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[ ]ronjeremyspenis 10 points 2 years ago
ALL ABOOOAAARRRDDD!!!
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[ ]makopolo2001 1236 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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May I jump on? AJAJAJAJAJZJAJAJA
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[ ]EndersBuggers 12 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to hop aboard the AJ train?
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[ ]mastermike14 468 points 2 years ago
this is one train i hate to get off
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[ ]stdtm 98 points 2 years ago
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[ ]JacobMHS 1580 points 2 years ago
Por qu ries?
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[ ][deleted] 350 points 2 years ago
all aboard the karma train. WOOO WOOO
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[ ]therealsylvos 1627 points 2 years ago
ITS SO FUN!!!
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[ ]FuCKiNTowel 1409 points 2 years ago*
here ya go, here ya go
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[ ]BunsTown 730 points 2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XVFd3.jpg
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[ ]Great_Zarquon 730 points 2 years ago
Wheeeeee!
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[ ]coreycubed 46 points 2 years ago
It's like a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby!
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[ ]grape_juice_nigz 34 points 2 years ago
This is messed up :/
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[ ]WilmaDickfit 110 points 2 years ago*
You're gonna want to hold on to that one
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[ ]uncdavo32 28 points 2 years ago
my favorite Gif, my favorite movie!
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[ ]CannedBeef 1407 points 2 years ago
Fun for everyone!
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[ ]braves182 34 points 2 years ago
It feels so good...
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[ ]SgtSama 38 points 2 years ago

I stopped here. Must spread it to other threads, not just this one.
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[ ]coreycubed 405 points 2 years ago
All aboard the COLE TRAIN, BABY!!
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[ ]CTypo 55 points 2 years ago
CannedBeef, I just AJAJAJAJAJ's this entire thread, refreshed, and now you have
a shiny green +25 next to your name, indicating how many times I have personally
upvoted you.
Good day, Reddit Sage.
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[ ][deleted] 11 points 2 years ago
What's so funny?
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[ ]JerseyBricklayer 8 points 2 years ago
Where do I get on this train?
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[ ]IkLms 39 points 2 years ago
Definitely useful for any shitty pun threads.
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[ ]Bhavin411 15 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...this changes everything!
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[ ]p00pdog 10 points 2 years ago
Giving you an "A" for Ecstasy of Gold.
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[ ]crazymofo988 11 points 2 years ago
Literally did the whole thread, Feelsgoodman.jpg
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[ ]potentialredditor 11 points 2 years ago
I would like some of the karma as well. On one hand I'm afraid asking will hurt
me, on the other hand, people shall be blindly upvoting. We shall wait.
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[ ]XxLiyelzxX 13 points 2 years ago
THANK YOU. UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]Warwickist 224 points 2 years ago
My god, that's the most useful thing I've learned in days...
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[ ]TabzD00D 22 points 2 years ago
Karma points please
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[ ]reynej 154 points 2 years ago
that is the coolest bird ever
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[ ]Sirromnad 224 points 2 years ago*
I should let you know your post was just subject to an upvote/downvote rave.
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[ ]StupidGeek314 194 points 2 years ago
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[ ]PhiladelphiaIrish 251 points 2 years ago
There ya go.
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[ ]sgtdisaster 141 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJA HUAHUEHUAHUE
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[ ]Puschkin 10 points 2 years ago
My reaction:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown.gif
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[ ]eriktorres 194 points 2 years ago
You can also save links by pressing "S"
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[ ]drjohnson89 19 points 2 years ago
This title is ingenious, for you knew there was no way people would NOT press 'A
'. I'm on to you! (I pressed A)
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[ ]BufalaMozzarella 134 points 2 years ago
The duck isn't feeding them but actually pulling out teeth. He's a dentist, you
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[ ]twobagels 166 points 2 years ago
Now that's how you get upvotes. Touche, you cheeky bastard.
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[ ]bigmac3d 198 points 2 years ago
Doesn't work since my Firefox has Find-as-you-type turned on :(
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[ ]CannedBeef 192 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ, anyone?
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[ ]Wiener_Nuggets 17 points 2 years ago
I just pressed 'A' on the front page. Carnage ensued.
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[ ]hokiesfan2014 9 points 2 years ago
I feel like a lot of these upvotes come from people trying it
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[ ]ballerstatus89[??] 204 points 2 years ago
WHATTTTT?! This just revolutionizedy my redditing
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[ ]EyePad 186 points 2 years ago
Upboats. Upboats for everyone!
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[ ][deleted] 161 points 2 years ago
I just spammed A and Z for at least a whole minute, and I don't even know why.
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[ ]Napalm985 163 points 2 years ago
That makes reading reddit even better!
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[ ]yayparties 22 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Paujesque 129 points 2 years ago*
On the contrary, 'Z' gives downvotes. MUAHAHAHA
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[ ]badgrafxghost 120 points 2 years ago
MY eyes are too tired to figure it out... what is going on in OP's pic?
Edit: Nevermind. Apparently my eyes were too tired to read the other comments.
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[ ]pugwalker 49 points 2 years ago
The only reason this is number one on /r/funny is because everyone tested it on
this submission :P
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[ ]vORP 168 points 2 years ago
and if you press 'Z'?
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[ ]Icebot 41 points 2 years ago
Nooo, this is supposed to be a positive experience.
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[ ]killyridols12 117 points 2 years ago
Well I think this thread will contain free karma for all who post...
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[ ]Deagle2123 10 points 2 years ago
When I found out I could downvote by pressing "Z"... I fucking downvoted you. Th
anks for the tip.
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[ ]shayrawr 10 points 2 years ago
BEST THREAD EVERRRR
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[ ]stereographic 8 points 2 years ago
I was totally expecting obama!
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[ ]MasticateOrDie 8 points 2 years ago
I can't help but think this post would of gotten downvoted to oblivion if the ti
tle was "When I found out i could downvote by pressing 'Z'"
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[ ]AScholarlyGentleman 67 points 2 years ago
I don't suppose there's room on this karma train for another?
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[ ]medblodnasir 117 points 2 years ago
I just upvoted everyone in this thread.
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[ ]WeaponsHot 121 points 2 years ago
AJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJAJZJ You got a 50/50 chance
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[ ]filmfiend999 99 points 2 years ago
Karma. It's everywhere you're going to be.
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[ ]Tasgallxx 104 points 2 years ago
Enjoy all of your upvotes everyone. This was the most fun I've had giving them.
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[ ]L8rMr 15 points 2 years ago
Free karma you say...
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[ ]Asophis 158 points 2 years ago
I'm going to go ahead and estimate that half of your upvotes came from people wh
o, out of curiosity, tested that technique on your post. I know because I did it
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[ ]CaptainTurtle 20 points 2 years ago
And then the entire front page, also most of the comments. Including yours.
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[ ]CannedBeef 17 points 2 years ago
Same with the comments, from AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ-ers.
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[ ]finkalicious 168 points 2 years ago
Fuckin' A
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[ ]Myflyisbreezy 67 points 2 years ago*
Whoa check this out, click that up arrow next to a post or comment and it makes
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[ ]carver_89 66 points 2 years ago
how do you do that? I've tried a few things and cant upvote by pushing A....
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[ ]VYJ 119 points 2 years ago
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ :3
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[ ]cawncawn 119 points 2 years ago
Here for the AJA's!
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[ ]Citeh 78 points 2 years ago
Up votes for all!!!
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[ ]Freecandyhere 162 points 2 years ago
On ipad.....sad
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[ ]EdRattan 91 points 2 years ago
TIL...
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[ ]rellz 7 points 2 years ago
I like sriracha sauce
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[ ]smoke_crack 7 points 2 years ago
I myself prefer a then t.
tssssst aw yeah, that's that stuff.
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[ ]welch7 9 points 2 years ago
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[ ]Arterra 7 points 2 years ago
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I got RES. Just. For. This.
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[ ]gregnog 8 points 2 years ago
I have heard this so many times. I press A and nothing happens. I guess I fail a
t reddit.
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[ ]BadListener 7 points 2 years ago
ajzjajzjajzjajajzjajzjajzjajzjajzjajajajzjajajajzjaaaaajzjzjzzzjzjajaaajzjzjajaj
zjajzjajzjajzja
i am the chaos of karma.
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[ ]AnAngryPirate 8 points 2 years ago
One should push the upvote button when giving an upvote. To get the full satisfa
ction of bestowing the upvote onto the person.
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[ ]pickypawz 7 points 2 years ago
Well i pressed A and a and nothing happened....?
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[ ]anon515 7 points 2 years ago
That duck is adorable. Upboats.
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[ ]compilingpenguin 7 points 2 years ago
This is fucking A
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[ ]rosserik 6 points 2 years ago
and start from at the bottom to feed the starving, AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
KAKAK
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[ ]total_truth 5 points 2 years ago
Feels like my life, yet fuck you.
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[ ][deleted] 67 points 2 years ago
If you watch this backwards, it's a duck stealing food from fishes to store on h
is rock.
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[ ]Koguu 69 points 2 years ago
Mother of god...
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[ ]ProRustlinFederation[S] 94 points 2 years ago
And YOU get one...And YOU get one...And YOU get one...
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[ ]ikikstarbucks 75 points 2 years ago
Thank you good sir for telling me your Reddit wisdom.
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[ ]rt_tlp 56 points 2 years ago
Commenting in this thread in hopes of catching the "AJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ" fest
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[ ]blueboybob 128 points 2 years ago
'j' goes to the next post AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]scud_missile 8 points 2 years ago
Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite JA JA JA JA JA JA JA
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[ ]Xury46 5 points 2 years ago
ITT: People upvoting via pressing 'A'
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[ ]A_Friendly_Predator 5 points 2 years ago
yay
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[ ]Cousin_Eddie 6 points 2 years ago
internet points!
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[ ]frozencl0ud 5 points 2 years ago
ME GUSTA
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[ ]Kasseev 6 points 2 years ago
Welp, time to jump on the karma train
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[ ]jetsamrover 7 points 2 years ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the ducky isn't feeding them here. Ducks need to
wet dry food first before they can swallow it, that's all he's doing here.
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[ ]BukkakeFaceScrub 5 points 2 years ago
Shut up and take my upvotes.
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[ ]at3whee 5 points 2 years ago
MOAR AJ MOAR AJ MOAR AJ
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[ ]ANBU_Spectre 6 points 2 years ago
How come this shit never works for me? First it's hitting "L" to like something
on Facebook, now this. It doesn't work when I try.
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[ ]jason28 7 points 2 years ago
WTF is going on in here?
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
Karma dude, come on!
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[ ]NotAnotherDecoy 8 points 2 years ago
Hey guys, I came for the free karma! What's that? "Too late, fuck you!"? oh, ok.
cool. I'll show myself out.
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[ ]adelato 6 points 2 years ago
What the hell is going on? I must be the only one here that doesn't know what th
ey're doing. :/
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[ ]mslack 6 points 2 years ago
Am I the only one this isn't working for?
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]Ghostfacee77 6 points 2 years ago
somthing new everyday eh.
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[ ]mcrackin 6 points 2 years ago
Ok so, can someone explain to me what is going on here? Pressing 'A' does not re
sult in an upvote, so I obviously do not get the joke.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago

(upvotes to the left!)

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[ ]Puffin_Party 4 points 2 years ago
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE BRAVERY
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[ ]Chaseman69 6 points 2 years ago
Poop
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[ ]Airclot 7 points 2 years ago
Just AJAJAJAJAJA'd everyone. I feel this will guarantee me good luck for life.
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[ ]bobatbills 6 points 2 years ago
KARMA!
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[ ]mangipng 4 points 2 years ago
Test
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[ ]InsanitySK 6 points 2 years ago
Posting in an upvote thread
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[ ]batrobin 6 points 2 years ago
Get on karma train!!!!!!!
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[ ]QBRebel16 6 points 2 years ago
3 months after this post was made, and I'm just figuring this out now. Fuck. An
a for you, sir.
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
it isn't working... how do I make this work, I press A and nothing happens.
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[ ]C-money412 8 points 2 years ago
We are all karma whores.
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[ ]iaacp 14 points 2 years ago
WHY WON'T THIS WORK FOR ME
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[ ]TheGogginator 14 points 2 years ago
Call me crazy, but I think I know how this got 2600+ Karma.
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[ ]sheffmaster 12 points 2 years ago
That duck is actually not feeding the fish. Ducks like to wet their food before
they eat it. I imagine this duck is probably getting a bit frustrated at all the
fish stealing his food.
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[ ][deleted] 22 points 2 years ago
If only you could just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[ ]DHUTT 9 points 2 years ago
It won't work for me :(
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[ ]Gwabin 32 points 2 years ago
I only upvoted to test............. and you can keep it! (Also you didnt tell me
the shortcut to downvote)
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[ ][deleted] 19 points 2 years ago
It's Z.
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[ ]FreddieGibbs 6 points 2 years ago
Does this not work at all for everyone else or am i just doing it wrong?
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[ ]junkyardking 5 points 2 years ago
My god. It's beautiful.
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[ ]CitrisCannon80 3 points 2 years ago
i was the person to upvote in the year i was born
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[ ]natehaskey 6 points 2 years ago
Karma plz <3
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[ ]chriszzz 3 points 2 years ago
I don't get it, it's not working.
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[ ]123choji 5 points 2 years ago
I find it easier to give upvotes now!
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[ ]assesundermonocles 6 points 2 years ago*
This doesn't seem to work for me. :(
Edit: Nevermind. Just installed the suite. Thanks for the wisdom.
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[ ]TheDobligator 7 points 2 years ago
Why is this not working for me?
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[ ]TheBurningHeart 5 points 2 years ago
YAYYYY
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 4 points 2 years ago
HOLY KARMA!
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[ ]Dp989 4 points 2 years ago
If I upvote and then hit the back button on my browser does it still count?
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[ ]ghostbackwards 6 points 2 years ago
pressing a doesnt do shit for me/
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[ ][deleted] 6 points 2 years ago
Wait until r/trees hears about this
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[ ]batmaniscool 5 points 2 years ago
HELP! I'm pressing A but it's not working.
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
i have a mac book pro. can someone help me? pressing A Z or J doesn't work for m
e. I wanna be on the train :(
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[ ]GhostCam 5 points 2 years ago*
How it feels commenting on this thread
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[ ]BobbySweets 6 points 2 years ago
and down vote by hitting z ! one more thing to make my life a little easier.
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[ ]Mathiassille 5 points 2 years ago
I can haz karma?

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[ ]DontTrollMeBro1 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]RancidPonyMilk 5 points 2 years ago
i am pressing a and z and nothing happens...
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[ ]The_Upvote_Judge 6 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late.
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[ ]JaimeMargary 6 points 2 years ago
If you missed the karma train, here's a summary of what happened here.
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[ ]zipline3496 5 points 2 years ago
I have a feeling most of these upvotes came from people who tried it. xD
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[ ]bte1 4 points 2 years ago
karma please
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[ ]iAmericA45 5 points 2 years ago
Genuinely thought this was an /r/circlejerk post at first.
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[ ]IconfirmFalsities 5 points 2 years ago
I WANT IN THIS KARMA SHIT
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 5 points 2 years ago
theres a lot of spanish people here .. AJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Krebs402 5 points 2 years ago
I'm here to get free karma and chew bubblegum... And i'm all outta gum.
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[ ]sgruender14 5 points 2 years ago
Is it too late to join this party?!
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[ ]stewyman 5 points 2 years ago
mypenisblack
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[ ]Kynz 7 points 2 years ago
Here to get on the train.
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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[ ]Archenoth 4 points 2 years ago
For those without RES...
Paste the following into your URL bar and hit [Enter]. :D
javascript:for(i = 0; document.getElementsByClassName('up').length > i; i++) doc
ument.getElementsByClassName('up')[i].onclick();
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[ ]biofetus 4 points 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS?
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[ ]Kiowa707 6 points 2 years ago
An Upvote for you. Upvote for you. Upvote fr you too.
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[ ]Cr0wnd 4 points 2 years ago
hi guys
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[ ]Angstweevil 4 points 2 years ago
Where is this? I'm sure I've been there.
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[ ]ElderBowlsV 5 points 2 years ago

i'll give that an A+
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[ ]newerdeal 5 points 2 years ago
FREE?
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[ ]Shazam00 7 points 2 years ago
Quality of life Improved.
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[ ]communistninjapony 4 points 2 years ago
When I found out I couldn't upvote by pressing 'A'
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[ ]igpelegero 5 points 2 years ago
Am I seriously the only redditor for whom this isn't working??
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[ ]Burgerkiin 4 points 2 years ago
I need more boobs!
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[ ]Persianator 12 points 2 years ago
I feel like Oprah, you get an upvote, you get an upvote, all you beautiful mothe
rfuckers get an upvote!
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[ ]THEogDONKEYPUNCH 13 points 2 years ago
Who likes karma DONKEYPUNCH LIKES KARMA
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[ ][deleted] 17 points 2 years ago
And now everyone gets comment karma.
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[ ]Scarecrow398 15 points 2 years ago*
'J' and 'K' to go up and down, 'A' and 'Z' to up and downvote And then 'F' to ge
t back to the front page, my god, my life is complete
Edit: i just created a 'Auto-upvote' Macro for my keyboard on a never ending loo
p of 'A' then 'J' every 0.2 seconds, you all can bathe in my upvote river.
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[ ]leetcreeper 17 points 2 years ago
So much Karma...
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[ ]Mannonball 10 points 2 years ago
Citrus color scheme ! Here is some Karma for you all !!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJA =)
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[ ]Jrodkin 9 points 2 years ago
Downvotes in this thread would be really depressing.
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[ ]darkhaeven 8 points 2 years ago
I dont get it. can someone explain? i press a and nothing happens.
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[ ]Loltom 8 points 2 years ago
Posting for free karma.
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[ ][deleted] 9 points 2 years ago
Wait, are we sure this isn't a circlejerk thread?
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[ ][deleted] 16 points 2 years ago
It doesn't work, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!
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[ ]rainbowsncupcakes 21 points 2 years ago

You just changed my life.
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[ ]PhishnChips 55 points 2 years ago
YOU JUST BLEW MY GOD DAMN MIND
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[ ]bonestamp 29 points 2 years ago
... and Z to downvote.
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[ ]PhishnChips 35 points 2 years ago
this. changes. everything.
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[ ]ItsBecauseIm____ 22 points 2 years ago
Actually the fish happen to be benefiting from the duckling, and are not actuall
y being fed. Baby ducks cannot swallow dry food so the take a mouth full and mix
it with water. Then they grind it together in their bills and swallow the mushe
d up food.
But I'm sure there is no love lost for the fish.
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[ ]redwrocker5 9 points 2 years ago
does this only work for RES? Mine isn't doing it:3
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[ ]MythicMayhem 8 points 2 years ago
?_? How did I not know this, also z=downvote.
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[ ]rocker767 9 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ]TheTedinator 7 points 2 years ago
Did someone say they was handin' out karma here?
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[ ]skwishems 6 points 2 years ago
none of this works for me, I do not understand.....
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[ ]wshong21343 8 points 2 years ago
Good god all of this karma is making me chafe.
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[ ]gne1217 9 points 2 years ago
UPBOAT TO TURN INTO /R/CIRCLEJERK
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[ ]Kabibbles 8 points 2 years ago
does this not work for anyone els?
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[ ]mwguthrie 21 points 2 years ago
Orange EVERYWHERE!
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[ ]HeWhoPunchesFish 16 points 2 years ago
After discovering this I suddenly find it really amusing for some reason to pres
s AJAJAJAJAJ rapidly, enjoy the free upvotes everyone.
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[ ]chagen24 4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scene straight out of a Pixar movie.
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
yea "a" not working
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[ ]stereotypeless 2 points 2 years ago

I wonder who gave you such a great username? ;)
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[ ]focofosho88 5 points 2 years ago
woah...it's like magic! I may never downvote again.
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[ ]Monktushu5 5 points 2 years ago
It's not working for me. Do I need to enable something?
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[ ]qnzkingofcrunk 5 points 2 years ago
this is madness!!!!!!!!
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[ ]Shadzta 3 points 2 years ago
A-grade post.
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[ ]polarbearGr 5 points 2 years ago
Not working for me what am I doing wrong?! REDDIT SMITE MY MISTAKES!
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[ ]just_the_tip_ 5 points 2 years ago
seriously. its impossible to go negative karma in this thread. UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
IM SO HAPPY!
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[ ]oswaldcopperpot 4 points 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me why I would want to install RES when it will have acce
ss to my browsing history, tabs, and data for 12+ websites?
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
derrrrrks my favorite beeeerrrddds
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[ ]Chrispyhawk 6 points 2 years ago
One at a time!! One at a time!!
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[ ]themagicalcake 5 points 2 years ago
KARMA FOR EVERYONE
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[ ]Blue_dude 2 points 2 years ago
This looks fun.
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[ ]Kaissy 3 points 2 years ago
EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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[ ]gne1217 5 points 2 years ago
But Alien Blue
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[ ]DickHole_Hair 4 points 2 years ago
First karma train. Cool!!!
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[ ]shiddybiz 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]Arksis 4 points 2 years ago
one for you, one for you, and one for you
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[ ]Enzie1991 3 points 2 years ago
Why does this not work for me? D:
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[ ]UndeadLunatic 4 points 2 years ago
Its... its so beautiful... like a thousand arrow shaped orange... arrows... poin
ting up...

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[ ]the_tubes 4 points 2 years ago
I want karma too... :-( but I can seem to get 'a' to work to give back
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[ ]ChasingShad0ws 5 points 2 years ago
That is definitely the best thing I have seen in the internet!
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[ ]Baldoora 4 points 2 years ago
This is in the wrong thread. This is not funny, this is fucking adorable!!<3
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]j_marry 5 points 2 years ago
Wow....Looking Interesting.
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[ ]ShozOvr 4 points 2 years ago
Does the javascript to upvote everybody not work anymore?
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[ ]doctorbusch 5 points 2 years ago
can someone please tell me how to use A to upvote? i cant get it to work....
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[ ]oldguardisdead 5 points 2 years ago
Trick or treat!
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[ ]thathurtsmyasshole 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]gyrofan 5 points 2 years ago
i want karmaaa i want karmaaaa!!!
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[ ]whileikissthesky 4 points 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the guy that posted the explanation that z downvotes.
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[ ][deleted] 3 points 2 years ago
I've never had a comment hit above 200 upvotes..
If only there were a way to turn my frown upside down :(
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[ ]itsDANdeeMAN 4 points 2 years ago
found out i could downvote pressing z
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[ ]goldbluntz 4 points 2 years ago
You've been waiting for the perfect gif, haven't you!
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[ ]bobo3016 4 points 2 years ago
I like this post because yes.
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[ ]poptert96 4 points 2 years ago
I like bacon.
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[ ]methcamp 4 points 2 years ago
A
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[ ][deleted] 5 points 2 years ago
I don' get it. A is not doing anything for me.
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[ ]LionSlayer 3 points 2 years ago
KARMA TRAIN FIRST CLASS GUZZLE THAT FINE KARMA JUICE LIKE THE SWEET NECTAR IT IS

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[ ]rafilla 4 points 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAA
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[ ]StachTBO 4 points 2 years ago
a
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[ ]dj23hdz 5 points 2 years ago
I am going to upvote every comment all aboard the Karma train!!
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[ ][deleted] 4 points 2 years ago
my instinct to downvote this is very strong
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[ ]GoodGuyGuitar 5 points 2 years ago
Up votes for everyone!
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[ ]The_Point_Man 5 points 2 years ago
I think this is the post with the most number of upvoted comments.
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[ ]GoneFar 5 points 2 years ago
Futurama Fry
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