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Some admit Two missing students safe in Trinidad


illicit use of By Ben Schreckinger
Senior Staf f Writer
Officials at the FBI and the
State Department confirmed ear-
their knowledge, no one had heard
from either of them since they left
Steven Hays said his daughter
was being inter viewed by State

stimulants Kimberly Hays ’11 and Sophia Roy


’10, who had been declared miss-
lier Thursday that both agencies
were investigating the students’
disappearance.
the country.
An ATM withdrawal was made
in Trinidad from Kimberly Hays’
Department officials in Trinidad
Thursday night.
Nat Rosenzweig ’11, who said he
By Seth Motel ing after they did not return from The University had announced bank account on March 30, Steven is a friend of both students, said he
Staff Writer a spring break trip to Trinidad, in an e-mail to students late Hays said, and law enforcement had planned to travel to Trinidad
are now safe at a hotel there, Ste- Wednesday night that two un- officers had attempted to use se- with Hays over spring break but,
Nearly 8 percent of students have ven Hays, Kimberly’s father, said named students had not returned curity footage to determine who for personal reasons, decided not
illegally used prescription stimulants Thursday. after break. had made the withdrawal. The pair to go. Roy went on the trip with
— such as Adderall, Dexedrine and “They’re all right,” he told The Friends of Roy and Hays said had planned to return before that Hays instead, he said.
Ritalin — during this academic year, Herald in a telephone inter view Thursday that the two had been ex- day, friends said. “I don’t think there was any spe-
according to a recent Herald poll. last night. pected back from their trip by Mon- Two students who live with cific itinerary for the trip,” Rosen-
Hays did not elaborate on what day, the day classes resumed. Hays said two FBI agents, accom- zweig said.
THE HERALD POLL happened to the two students ex- But Steven Hays said the two panied by a Department of Pub- The two departed from New
cept to say that he had spoken to missed their Delta Airlines flight lic Safety officer, had questioned York on March 22 after originally
Among the students surveyed, Kimberly briefly and that “one of off the island, and the students’ them and searched Hays’ room on
7.9 percent said they had used pre- them may have been drugged.” friends told The Herald that, to Wednesday night. continued on page 3
scription stimulants that were not
prescribed to them once or more
during that time period. Of those sur-
veyed, 3.1 percent said they used Anxiety, relief as first
rooms fly off the board
stimulants only one time, 3.7 percent
said they used them “a few times” and
1.1 percent said they used them more
frequently than that. 89.8 percent said By Mitra Anoushiravani “Our strategy is to intimidate ev-
they had not used them this year and Senior Staff Writer eryone,” Erskine joked.
2.2 percent chose not to answer. Mahato, who is entering his tenth
The results are similar to the At 6 p.m. sharp yesterday, Deb Ma- semester, said he “just wanted some
national average estimated by the hato ’09.5 was on the spot. quiet space, so it didn’t matter where
National Center on Addiction and With the first pick of the 2009 I’m staying, because I know very few
Substance Abuse at Columbia Housing Lottery, Mahato chose a people and most of my friends are
(CASA), which found that 6.7 percent single in West Andrews, and Brown’s gone.”
of college students used prescrip- annual dash for on-campus housing Maggie Machaiek ’09.5 had the
tion stimulants illegally during the officially began. 11th number called Thursday, but
12-month period studied. Doctors The first half of this year’s lottery she was still nervous before head-
generally prescribe such medications went off smoothly Thursday night in ing to the podium to make her pick.
to people who suffer from attention Sayles Hall, with almost 500 numbers “I really wanted a single in Minden,
deficit hyperactivity disorder. called in a rapid-fire three hours. The but there are only 10 so I was really
Most of the admitted illicit users night’s final pick went to six rising nervous,” she said.
in the CASA study said they used the juniors — group number 488 — just It turns out she needn’t have wor-
medications to help them study, but before 9 p.m. ried — she got her wish.
nearly a third said that getting high “I’m sweating,” said Sage Erskine For others, like Jennifer Tan ’11
was at least one factor. The study ’11, one of the students who had the who had number 403, the housing
found that white males most frequent- last pick of the night. “My adrenaline lottery was especially tumultuous.
ly used those drugs illicitly, and said is all up and down!” “I’m dissatisfied,” Tan said. “We’re
research has found Greek member- All six women in the group were at the beginning of the bottom half of
ship to be another positive correlate on the edges of their seats, yelling numbers, so we can’t even be on the
with illegal use nationwide. words of encouragement to the waitlist to maybe get a good room.
CASA reported that at least 43 groups ahead of them that did not And there were a lot of people going
pharmaceutical Web sites sell stimu- choose the Goddard House suite they abroad, so there was a lot of hectic
lants without requiring a prescrip- wanted. Every time there was a no- switching around.”
tion. Still, the most common method Quinn Savit / Herald show, the girls could be heard cheer-
for college students to obtain these Students watched intently as rooms flew off the board. ing from anywhere in Sayles. continued on page 3
drugs was through friends.

Homeless, advocates demand share of stimulus package


One Brown sophomore, who
asked to remain anonymous, has
bought Adderall “3-4 times this year,”
he wrote in an e-mail to The Herald. By Hannah Moser tion at Brown that works with the
“It was real easy,” he wrote.“All I had Senior Staff Writer homeless community. The coalition
to do was ask a friend to get some.” and HOPE share “a concern about
The student, who added that A crowd of nearly 200 people gath- the lack of affordable homes,” said
he has given the drug to friends, ered in the State House rotunda Nellie Gorbea, executive director of
wrote that he did not fear getting Thursday afternoon, calling for Housing Works RI, a homelessness
in trouble. legislators to use federal advocacy group.
A first-year, who also asked not to stimulus money to help METRO Rhode Island will
be named, said he has been taking those who have lost their receive $1.1 billion from
Adderall since a doctor diagnosed homes due to foreclosure, eviction the federal stimulus package, The
him with ADHD in fourth grade. or job loss. Herald reported last month.
Because he takes the prescribed The rally was organized by 10 The groups called for using the
medication only when he feels it is groups, including non-profit orga- federal stimulus money to prevent
necessary, he has possessed surplus nizations such as the Rhode Island foreclosures, protect tenants and
pills that he has given to some of his Coalition for the Homeless and reinstate funding for the Neigh-
Housing Opportunities for People Hannah Moser / Herald
continued on page 2 Everywhere, a student organiza- continued on page 3 Several nonprofits organized a rally at the State House Thursday after-
noon, calling for a solution to homelessness.
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News.....1-4
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Arts, 5 Sports, 7 Opinions, 11
Spor ts...7-8 Musical magic take it to the matt Leave off the lights
Editorial..10 Romance and humor take Wrestler Matt Gevelinger Michael Fitzpatrick ’12
Opinion...11 center stage in Gilbert & ’09 pins down a successful thinks every hour should
Today........12 Sullivan’s ‘Iolanthe’ season be Earth Hour

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C ampus N EWS “To think that you can send any kid off to school with any kind of
drug is naive.” — Alan Zametkin MD ’77, NIMH senior clinical staff physician

For a boost, some students turn to pills


continued from page 1 riments associated with sleepiness,” ADHD is not over-diagnosed, but
she said. “The jury is still also out in there needs to be more attention
friends. regards to how much these medi- paid to the unlawful distribution of
The student said he has given cations actually do improve perfor- drugs prescribed for the disorder.
away the pills a few times, accepting mance, especially in the face of sleep “The medical community itself
money if the other person insists on deprivation.” has to take some responsibility for
buying the pills from him. Whether Director of Health Education the issues of (stimulant) diversion
for money or not, he has been care- Frances Mantak ’88 said she worries because we just don’t warn our pa-
ful to give out Adderall to only a few that a student who feels more alert tients about it enough,” he said.
people, he said. after using a prescription stimulant People between the ages of 18
“I wouldn’t feel comfortable giv- once might be convinced that he and 22 in particular may lack the
ing it to someone I didn’t know,” he or she can no longer focus without information and maturity to make
said. using the drugs. People can also good decisions about prescription
In comparison to using Adderall incorrectly assume there will be drugs, he said.
Quinn Savit / Herald
to stay alert, coffee and other drinks relatively few harmful physical ef- “To think that you can send any
Fewer than 10 percent of students said they used unprescribed
with caffeine are not as helpful, the fects, she said. kid off to school with any kind of stimulants this academic year, according to a poll conducted by The Herald.
first-year said. “People have a sense that, ‘Well, drug is naive,” Zametkin said, add-
this is a legal drug, therefore it’s ing that colleges should do more to Anderson said. “I would put using he said, “it puts it in a whole other
Health concerns safe,’” Mantak said. “They don’t of- oversee prescription drug use on stimulants at the same level as using category.”
In fact, ingesting enough caffeine ten realize what could happen to their campuses and educate students marijuana recreationally.” In light of legal consequences
to equal the effects of a prescription them if they have a heart condition, about the risks of illicit use. The University treats illicit pos- inside and outside the University,
stimulant would probably be more for example.” Still, he considers oral use of session or distribution of prescrip- Zametkin said colleges should make
harmful, said Associate Professor of In a 1990 study by the National these drugs to be relatively safe, tion drugs in the same category as their students more aware of the
Pediatrics Judith Owens ’77 MD’80, Institute of Mental Health, Alan he said. any drugs that are completely illegal, legal ramifications of distributing
who studies the relationship between Zametkin MD’77 concluded that “Compared to blackouts from said Associate Dean of Student Life or accepting prescription drugs il-
stimulants and sleep. stimulants like Ritalin could help alcohol, we’re talking about an en- Terry Addison. University policy legally.
But snorting prescription stimu- treat ADHD — a finding which some tirely different scale of magnitude of states that dealers of drugs “are sub- Health Education’s Mantak said
lants to get high is far more danger- people credit with starting the surge medical problems,” he said. ject to immediate separation from she is planning to create a page on
ous than simply ingesting them in pill of stimulant prescriptions for ADHD the University.” Health Services’ Web site that will
form, Owens said. In addition to ethi- diagnoses. Between 1990 and 2005, ‘Beneath the radar’ Though the Department of Pub- inform students of the dangers of
cal and legal issues posed by use of prescriptions of methylphenidate Greg Anderson ’10, president of lic Safety refers only about one stu- using prescription drugs not pre-
the drugs, Owens cautioned against and amphetamine (the generic Students for Sensible Drug Policy, dent a year to the Office of Student scribed to them.
thinking that they will necessarily im- terms for Ritalin and Adderall, re- said that taking these pills “isn’t nec- Life for cases of stimulant misuse, But, she said, she doesn’t want
prove one’s mental performance. spectively) jumped more than 3,000 essarily a bad thing” and that they Addison said the University is aware people to “lose sight” of the fact that
“One of the concerns I have is that percent, according to the Chronicle should be treated like other illegal, that students violate the rule more alcohol and marijuana use are much
I think people assume that when they for Higher Education. but rarely lethal, drugs. frequently. more of an issue at Brown.
use these sort of alertness-enhancing Now a senior clinical staff physi- “I personally don’t see anything “Because they’re prescribed and The poll, conducted from March
substances that they reverse any det- cian for the NIMH, Zametkin said wrong with using it very rarely,” because they’re being shared and 16 through 18, has a 3.6 percent
possibly sold by students, it’s sort margin of error with 95 percent
of beneath the radar,” he said. confidence. A total of 676 Brown
While Addison said he does not undergraduates completed the poll,
condone use of the drugs without a which The Herald administered as
prescription, he said he takes selling a written questionnaire to students
the drugs to be a much more seri- in the University Mail Room at J.
ous offense. Walter Wilson, outside the Blue
“When a person actively looks to Room in Faunce House and in the
profit by selling prescription drugs,” Sciences Library.

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Friday, April 3, 2009 THE BROWN DAILY HERALD Page 3

C ampus N EWS “I believe that ‘whore’ is a word invented for women who like
sex as much as men do.”— Staceyann Chin, poet and activist

Feminist poet, Cicilline Getting to the heart of the matter


kick off Pride Month By Caitlin Trujillo
Contributing Writer
year.
Though the disease has some
hibitors, pharmaceutical drugs that
inhibit the angiotensin-converting
By Alexandra Ulmer parts slam poet, writer and political heart attack symptoms, it does not enzyme to relax blood vessels, did
Staff Writer activist, proved to be an outspoken, The “broken heart syndrome,” a appear to result from artery block- not experience symptoms as se-
unscripted and vigorous performer. rare condition that mimics heart age. It gets its colloquial name — verely.
Weaving her way up and down the She alternated between reading from attack symptoms, may now be bet- “broken heart syndrome” — from Even without ACE inhibitors,
aisles of Salomon 101, poet Staceyann her upcoming biography and chatting ter understood, thanks to a group the fact that it tends to strike after the disease does not usually cause
Chin candidly spoke of her graying with the sound technician. of Brown and Miriam Hospital re- an individual has suffered a trau- lasting heart damage and patients
pubic hair. “Nobody told me this would Born to a Jamaican mother and a searchers. matic event, such as the death of a recover if given the right treatment,
happen,” the energetic artist told a Chinese father who both left her, Chin Richard Regnante, an interven- loved one, according to a March 27 Zuzek said, adding that out of the
laughing crowd last night. recounted her tumultuous upbring- tional cardiology fellow at Miriam Providence Journal article. nearly 75 patients in the study, only
This somewhat unorthodox scene ing in Jamaica and her struggles as a and teaching fellow in medicine at According to Ryan Zuzek, an- one elderly patient died after her
was just one of many in the event, multiracial and queer artist. In one of the Warren Alpert Medical School, other teaching fellow involved family decided to take her off life
which kicked off Queer Alliance’s the three poems she read, a dramatic initiated the study in July 2004 to in the study, previous research support.
2009 Pride Month and featured Chin and vibrant Chin roamed up and down determine the demographics most determined that the disease was The syndrome also has a low
and openly gay Providence Mayor the aisles, her deep voice recounting often affected by the disease — for- primarily prevalent in women. The recurrence rate, with only two for-
David Cicilline ’83. The QA’s theme a list of what she believes in. mally known as Takotsubo cardio- Brown-Miriam study aimed to re- mer patients reporting a return of
for the month is titled “More Than “I practice believing in the smaller myopathy — and to develop better search the causes of the disease symptoms, Zuzek said.
Marriage: Building an Inclusive Queer things ... until I have time to believe treatment methods. and the specific groups of women The next step in the study of
Movement,” and it includes events in the rest,” she said. “I believe birds The researchers observed ap- more prone to developing it. the syndrome is to conduct intra-
ranging from a lecture on homopho- were once people in another life.” proximately 70 patients enrolled The results of the study suggest vascular ultrasounds on patients
bia in hip-hop to a celebration of the “Except I believe Saint Nicholas is at the Miriam and Rhode Island that post-menopausal women at to look for ulcers or obstructions,
fifth anniversary of Brown’s LGBTQ actually a transvestite,” Chin contin- Hospitals who were diagnosed with low risk for heart disease are more he said. The procedure could help
Resource Center. ued. “I believe that ‘whore’ is a word the syndrome. The study was pub- likely to experience broken heart determine if the condition is the
The event also marked the first invented for women who like sex as lished in the American Journal of syndrome after a stressful event. result of an aborted heart attack
collaboration between Pride Month, much as men do,” she added to audi- Cardiology’s April 1 edition this Zuzek also said patients on ACE in- or some other mechanism.
which aims to celebrate the lives of ence cheers.

Missing students located in Trinidad


LGBTQ people, and the Black Lav- In another poem she recited, Chin
ender Experience, which centers on spoke of the paradox between lesbians’
black and queer theater. attraction to straight girls and the diffi-
“The Pride Month is about more culty in seducing them. “Rule number continued from page 1 and asking for information. Friends of Hays told The Her-
than marriage — it’s about building one: You have to be platonic,” Chin “Has ANYONE actually had ald she had matriculated with the
an inclusive queer community,” Pride advised. “Rule number two: You cannot planning to fly out the day before, contact, phone, text or otherwise Class of 2010, but took the spring
Month Co-Programmer Alex Morse bend rule number one for at least three he said. with Sophia since March 21, 2009,” and fall semesters off in 2008 to
’11 told The Herald. months — until she adjusts.” They planned on “going from one poster asked Thursday after- travel in Europe.
Cicilline introduced the event by When reading from her book, Chin hostel to hostel” and “didn’t want noon. “All of her friends help is In an e-mail to students late
praising youth and the Brown com- shared her fear of writing and publish- to be staying in one resort,” he needed.” Thursday night, Dean of the Col-
munity for supporting and respecting ing her life story. “I’m still a little shaky, said. An advisory on the State De- lege Katherine Bergeron and Vice
the LGBTQ community. part-ashamed and also proud of this Friends expressed relief upon partment’s Web site, dated March President for Campus Life and Stu-
“You are pressing these issues and book,” she said. learning that Hays and Roy had 4, advises that “incidents of violent dent Services Margaret Klawunn
raising public awareness,” he said. The book, “The Other Side of Para- been found. “I’m really happy and crime have been steadily on the wrote that the University was
“Full equality for our community is dise,” will be released April 14 in New relieved,” said Jennifer Grayson rise” in Trinidad and Tobago. “extremely grateful for the work
only a short way off.” York, with her family, her former fe- ’11, who lives with Hays in a suite “Violent crimes, including done by law enforcement agen-
His visit to Salomon 101 for this male partners and one ex-boyfriend in on campus. assault, kidnapping for ransom, cies, as well as by members of the
occasion was “particularly wonder- attendance, Chin told the audience. Previously, friends posted sev- sexual assault and murder, have Brown community, that led to this
ful,” Cicilline added, before presenting She read three passages about her eral messages on Hays’ and Roy’s involved foreign residents and outcome.”
the LGBTQ Resource Center with a creation in the backseat of a car, anger Facebook walls expressing con- tourists, including U.S. citizens,” “We look forward to their safe
proclamation from the city. towards her foster home on Christmas cern about the students’ well-being according to the site. return to campus,” they wrote.
President Ruth Simmons attended Day and her self-exploration following
and described the collaboration be- the discovery of a porn magazine.
tween the two groups as “terrific.”
“It’s very indicative of ways in
Chin said meaningful poetry to
her carries “the spirit and anger and Homeless rally for stimulus support
which different groups find a way of emotional shit of the writer.”
working together,” Simmons told The “I wanted to figure out where it continued from page 1 munities,” the organizers decorated
Herald. was that I belonged in this thing that the site with pails and shovels and Watch a video
Throughout the event, Chin, equal I loved so much,” she said. borhood Opportunities Program, a planned to give each legislator a of Thursday’s rally
state-funded program that provided shovel and a packet of seeds along Visit
Lottery kicks off smoothly low-income housing for the home-
less.
with a sheet outlining their major
concerns.
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disagreement with a group member “We don’t want them to invest it Supporters lined the State House
continued from page 1
about cleanliness and then they left in plugging budget deficits. We want stairs, holding signs in English and their personal experiences with fore-
Tan came to Sayles prepared with our group.” them to use it to benefit the poorest Spanish and following organizers closure. “The house that I live in has
a thick stack of floor plans highlight- Many of the students that The Rhode Islanders who need it right in chants. been in foreclosure, and the banks
ing the best rooms. Herald talked to also said this year’s now and to deal with the structural “We are here to translate our right now are negotiating to rent
Some people were even too ner- housing lottery seemed more orga- budget deficit as a separate issue,” numbers into power and our power to me, but they still haven’t given
vous to speak to The Herald. Aparna nized than in previous years and that said Jim Ryczek, the executive direc- into action,” Linda Watkins, vice me a response,” said Ida Rivera, via
Kumar ’10 declined an interview, say- the switch from MacMillan 117 — the tor of the Rhode Island Coalition for president of Amos House, a local translator.
ing only, “We have to concentrate. I’m site of last year’s lottery — to Sayles the Homeless. social service agency, told the crowd. “I was once homeless for seven
freaking out!” Hall was a good decision. In an effort to close the state’s Watkins gave examples of people, years, so I can relate,” said Catherine
Others, like Melissa Diaz ’10, had Ben Lowell ’10, the chair of Resi- $357 million budget deficit for the now homeless, who paid their rent Flemmings, a rally attendee. “I feel
not entered themselves into the lot- dential Council’s Housing Lottery fiscal year ending in June, a budget but were nonetheless evicted when obligated that I should be part of
tery but were still in Sayles to offer Committee, was one of the people proposal approved by the House their building was foreclosed on. this because I once walked in their
moral support to their friends and in charge of making sure the event Finance Committee reduced state Organizers said they are hoping shoes.”
“enjoy a little bit of no-stress,” Diaz ran smoothly. aid to cities and towns by $55 mil- for the passage of a House bill that Megan Smith ’10 attended the
said. “MacMillan was too small of a lion. But on Wednesday, the House will allow renters to continue to live rally with HOPE, a student organi-
Besides the chaos, the housing venue,” Lowell said. “Sayles was a voted to “reinstate $25 million of the in and pay rent on foreclosed prop- zation at Brown that works with the
lottery is also notorious for causing bigger space that we could do a lot $55 million in local revenue-sharing erties as long as they maintain the homeless community.
rifts between friends. with.” money,” according to an April 2 ar- properties. “A lot of the people who died are
“This year was pretty chill,” said Another difference this year was ticle in the Providence Journal. Watkins also asked the legis- people we’ve known personally,” said
Tarah Knaresboro ’11, a former Her- the increased number of no-shows — At Thursday’s event, several lature to reinstate funding for the Smith, one of the many supporters
ald copy editor. “We’re another year the 44 no-shows Thursday night were groups, including nonprofits and Neighborhood Opportunities Pro- who carried homemade crosses with
more mature. The drama happens almost double the number who failed social service agencies, placed infor- gram, which was eliminated from names written on them to honor the
freshman year.” to pick on the first night last year. mation tables around the rotunda’s the state budget. 35 homeless people she said died in
But not everyone felt the same “A lot of no-shows are people who second floor. In keeping with the Two representatives from the Rhode Island last year. “They’re folks
way. One lotter y-goer, Michael applied before they found out about event’s theme, “Stimulating the Rhode Island Bank Tenants and from the community who lived on
Frauenhofer ’11, said he “had a mild going abroad,” Lowell said. Economy, Growing Healthy Com- Homeowners Association shared the streets or in the shelter.”
Arts & Culture
The Brown Daily Herald

Friday, April 3, 2009 | Page 5

Dance artists turn


movement into music
By Monica Carvalho create their own choreography unless
Contributing Writer they are already in an established
dance group. BUME offers a “good
A slender dancer in white roamed a platform” for experimentation with
bare stage haltingly in half-light. Sev- movement, she said.
eral sets of wires were attached to her “I am really excited to see what
shirt and to a single glove she wore on everyone has come up with,” Lee
her right hand. Computer-generated said.
music emerged, seemingly produced The show features several short
by the dancer’s movement. pieces, some of which require audi-
As she moved, the music changed. ence participation to create the full
Almost in mid-step, she turned to effect.
face downstage and stopped danc- “The audience is involved in pro-
ing — the music stopped too. viding some of the sound,” London
“Well, it’s still a work in progress,” said. “They are very much a part of
she said. it.”
The dancer was Paulina Pagan Sam Tarakajian ’10, who cho-
’11, and she was rehearsing a piece reographed and supplies music for
titled “Candela” for Brown University “Candela,” described his piece as an
Movement Experiments’ inaugural experiment in mapping a dancer’s
Katherine Regalado / Herald
performance, Dance/Music/Play, movement to music.
Brown University Gilbert and Sullivan performing “Iolanthe,” which runs tonight through Sunday.
running this weekend in Production A computer science concentra-

Witty ‘Iolanthe’ gets modern twist Workshop’s upstairs space.


Annie Rose London ’11, the
group’s founder and the producer of
tor, Tarakajian created the white
costume Pagan wears in the piece,
which is covered in wires and “light-
By Caroline Sedano most amusing numbers from the might have thought of this, the inner “Dance/Music/Play,” said BUME sensitive parts” called phototransis-
Senior Staff Writer show. After Phyllis decides that turmoil for the Chancellor is excel- began to coalesce last semester, devel- tors. Pagan’s movements determine
the lords must figure out between lently played out by David Deull ’09, oping into a “movement collaborative” the way the ambient light onstage
Love is truly in the air for the Brown themselves which one will marry who prances around the stage in a project comprising student dancers, hits the phototransistors, which in
University Gilbert and Sullivan’s pro- her, the two realize they will have to curly white wig doing walks silly musicians and choreographers. She turn changes the nature of the music.
duction of “Iolanthe” this weekend fight to the death. Departing from enough to give Monty Python a run said she started the group because Tarakajian controls the sound levels
in Alumnae Hall. the original intent of the show but for their money. “other dance groups on campus are throughout the piece.
Beyond the show’s multiple in- without changing any of the dia- Not only did “Iolanthe” have a not really experimental,” and she was Tarakajian echoed Pagan, saying
tertwined love stories, the BUGS logue, the BUG’s production turns a first-time director, but the musical looking for a creative outlet for innova- the piece is “still very much a work
cast itself had a clear affection for fraternity’s sentiment into a comedic director, Matthew Jaroszewicz ’12, is tive choreography. in progress,” adding that he would
the show’s witty, comical and quick scene of sexual revelation. also making his conducting debut in Dance/Music/Play aims to exhibit like to continue exploring new ways
dialogue and musical numbers, writ- Hills said the production featured this production. While Jaroszewicz how music and dance influence each to combine music with dance and
ten in 1882 by the team of librettist “a fair bit of creative license without was new both to conducting and to other, London said. The show’s name chart a dancer’s movement.
W.S. Gilbert and composer Arthur seriously altering the original con- Gilbert and Sullivan’s works, he said stemmed from the way she would Tarakajian said his favorite part
Sullivan. This passion, along with cepts. We didn’t want to do ‘Iolanthe discovering people who love music consistently refer to the performance of working on the show was the way
some original and creative twists, In Space’ or anything like that.” as much as he does “was such an in e-mails to BUME members as a it forced him “to think of music and
gives “Iolanthe” a fresh, light and Having never directed or even eye-opening experience.” “dance/music/play/thing.” London dance in a different way.”
engaging feel that brings the love acted in a show before, Hills said This production makes a classic highlighted the importance of the “It’s a totally new fusion kind of
offstage and into the audience. that being the director of “Iolanthe” and time-tested work even more word “play” in the show’s title, which thing,” he said.
The operetta begins with a cho- was incredibly difficult yet also entertaining and enjoyable. While represents the “spirit of exploration” Although this is only the first
rus of fairies dressed in earth tones somewhat liberating. at times the speed of the songs involved in the creation of the per- BUME performance, London and
giggling and frolicking around the “I had no concepts of what should makes the words hard to decipher, formance. Lee said the dancers, musicians, cho-
stage as they sing the tale of the be done or how they should be done. the entire cast’s pleasure in perform- London described the show as a reographers and assistants involved
fairy Iolanthe, who was banished It was like language immersion,” he ing them is evident. Because the “first-time-ever showcase” of original in the production hope that this ex-
after falling in love with a mortal said, adding that having a dedicated cast is having such a good time, it collaborations between dancers and perimental dance show will become
man. Iolanthe’s son Strephon, who cast whose knowledge and admira- seems hard for an audience not to musicians, as well as the links be- an annual event.
is half fairy and half mortal due to tion of Gilbert and Sullivan, as well as well. tween music and computer science. “I just love it,” London says, smil-
his mixed parentage, has fallen in as theater in general, made the ex- “Iolanthe” runs Friday through “The show is not just original cho- ing, “I just feel like there’s so much
love with and plans to marry the perience much smoother. Sunday in Alumnae Hall with eve- reography, but also original composi- potential. It’s just wild.”
beautiful Phyllis, an orphan under The decision to turn a friendship ning performances at 8 p.m. on Fri- tions by musicians,” said Carolyn Lee Dance/Music/Play runs Friday
the legal protection of the court. in the show into a romance made day and Saturday and matinees at ’10, who coordinated publicity for the and Saturday at 9 p.m. in PW’s up-
Conflict emerges when Phyl- funny scenes even funnier and a 2 p.m. on Saturday and 3 p.m. on performance. stairs space in T.F. Green Hall. Tickets
lis’ caretakers, the noble lords story set over one hundred years Sunday. The show is free and open Lee said there is “very little op- will be available at the door on both
of the state, do not allow her to ago feel a bit more modern. But, to the public. portunity” on campus for students to nights. Doors open at 8 p.m.
marry Strephon, hoping instead even in its original form, the show
that she will marry one of them. explores issues of tolerance, accep-
Over the course of two hours, the tance and women’s equality, giving
show pits Phyllis against a chorus it a persistent relevance.
of love-struck suitors vying for her Despite being written well before
affection, including the Chancel- women’s rights was an accepted
lor and two lords who ultimately concept, “Iolanthe” presents women
decide they love each other more who have the strength, power and
than Phyllis. intelligence to call the shots.
The decision to make the two In the show, the fairies over-
lords’ relationship more than just run the parliament and ultimately
platonic came from the show’s first- end the reciprocal animosity and
time director, Alex Hills ’11. prejudice between mortals and im-
Hills said that as he was reading mortals. And Phyllis is portrayed as
the play, his first thought was that neither a passive nor a treacherous
the two were not friends as the dia- vixen, but instead as a woman who
logue suggests, but rather “friends.” has control over her own destiny
This initial response became part and heart.
of Hills’ concept in directing the Despite Phyllis’s power to say yes
show. or no to any of her suitors, one of the
The budding romance between more odd and amusing attractions
the two lords, played charmingly is her father figure, the Chancellor,
by Ravi Ramanathan ’09 and Nick who ultimately admits his agonizing
Leiserson ’09, results in one of the desire for Phyllis. Whatever Freud
World & Nation
The Brown Daily Herald

Friday, April 3, 2009 | Page 6

Detainees sue feds over jail conditions House passes $3.5 trillion
By Anna Gorman
Los Angeles T imes
unsanitary and disgusting condi-
tions,” said ACLU attorney Mari-
travel documents for deportation
or limited space at local jails.
budget for Obama agenda
sol Orihuela. “There are serious “Our goal is to get people out
LOS ANGELES — Federal au- violations of due process.” of here as quickly as possible,” By Lori Montgomery of implementing Obama’s initiatives
thorities are violating immigrant U.S. Immigration and Cus- Saldana said. The Washington Post would begin. While Democrats have
detainees’ constitutional rights toms Enforcement authorities The processing center holds sanctioned the president’s vision for
by holding them for weeks at a said they couldn’t comment on up to 250 detainees. There are six WASHINGTON — Congressional spending massive sums to transform
detention facility in downtown Los pending litigation, but issued a large holding cells surrounding Democrats overwhelmingly em- huge sectors of the economy, they
Angeles that was designed as a statement saying that Department a central area with desks, where braced President Obama’s ambitious remain fiercely divided over the
short-term processing center, ac- of Homeland Security Secretar y the detainees are photographed, and expensive agenda for the nation details.
cording to a lawsuit filed in U.S. Janet Napolitano has called for a fingerprinted and interviewed. Thursday, endorsing a $3.5 trillion There is no agreement, for ex-
District Court. comprehensive review of the na- Each cell has a telephone, spending plan that sets the stage ample, on how to pay for an overhaul
The center is “regularly over- tion’s immigration practices and bathroom and a bench. There are for the president to pursue his most of the health-care system expected to
crowded, causing violence, safety is committed to making “measur- also smaller cells for families or far-reaching priorities. add more than $1 trillion to the bud-
hazards and humiliation,” while able, sustainable progress.” juveniles. Saldana said detainees On a party-line vote, the House get over the next decade, and there
detainees are denied access to at- The department is “commit- have access to medical staff and approved a budget blueprint that is no consensus on how to spend
torneys and courts and are rare- ted to providing secure, safe and can ask to see a judge. would trim Obama’s spending pro- the hundreds of billions of dollars
ly provided drinking water or a humane treatment for all of our There are four named plain- posals for the fiscal year that begins the government stands to collect
change of clothing, according to detainees,” according to the state- tiffs, but Orihuela said the law- in October and curtail his plans to by setting limits on greenhouse gas
the lawsuit filed Wednesday by the ment. “We are continuing to work suit is on behalf of hundreds of cut taxes. The plan, however, would emissions and forcing industry to
American Civil Liberties Union of with other agencies and stakehold- detainees. permit work to begin on the central buy permits to pollute. Those issues
Southern California, the National ers to improve services to those The plaintiffs have asked the goals of Obama’s presidency: an ex- will be decided in committees where
Immigration Law Center and Paul in our custody.” court to order ICE authorities to pansion of health-care coverage for lawmakers have already begun the
Hastings law firm. During a 2008 tour of the pro- set a time limit on detention or the uninsured, more money for col- tortuous work of penciling in the
Detainees are held at the facil- cessing center, Eric Saldana, Los comply with detention standards, lege loans and a cap-and-trade system details of Obama’s vision.
ity during the days, then shuttled Angeles assistant field director, and to provide hygiene items, sani- to reduce gases that contribute to “Democrats in the House and,
to local jails at nights and on week- said ICE does its best to keep de- tar y conditions, adequate sleep- global warming. I think, the Senate are shoulder to
ends which, according to the law- tainees there for just 12 hours at ing facilities and access to legal Senate leaders predicted late shoulder with the president in try-
suit, “effectively cuts detainees a time and quickly moves them materials. Thursday that their version of the ing to make the big decisions we
off from contact with the outside to facilities designed for longer “We just want them to follow budget blueprint would win approval need to make in this country,” said
world” and deprives them of their holding periods. the minimum standards guaran- by midnight. Rep. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md. But,
basic needs. Sometimes, he said, detainees teed by the Constitution and the If so, the two measures would then he said, “Hammering out the details
“They are detaining people are kept longer or brought back statutor y rights the detainees move to a House-Senate conference
in inhumane conditions, grossly because of delays in accessing have,” Orihuela said. committee, where the harder work continued on page 9

Series of food recalls


could lead to reforms
By Mary MacVean process.”
Los Angeles T imes Notices of potentially contaminat-
ed foods containing pistachios and
Consumers could be forgiven for feel- peanuts could continue for weeks,
ing a little weary about this week’s in part because both products are
recall of pistachio nuts that could be used as ingredients in other foods.
contaminated with salmonella. As of Thursday afternoon, several
It comes just weeks after thou- dozen products were on the FDA’s
sands of products containing pea- recall list.
nuts were voluntarily recalled in But the two recalls are not relat-
a salmonella outbreak that made ed, federal officials said. And there
nearly 700 people sick and follows are marked differences between
food-borne disease outbreaks con- them.
nected to peppers and spinach. “As In January, the FDA traced the
consumers, we all have that reaction, source of a nationwide salmonella
‘Here we go again,’ “ said Jeff Levi, outbreak to a Peanut Corp. of Amer-
executive director of the Trust for ica plant in Georgia after several re-
America’s Health, a Washington- ports of illnesses. Nine deaths have
based nonprofit organization that been linked to the outbreak, and the
has been advocating for reform of FDA has alleged that the company
the food safety system. knowingly shipped products after
But the string of alerts keeps lab tests detected salmonella.
food safety on the minds of Ameri- The pistachio recall, by Setton
cans and ultimately could lead to Pistachio of Terra Bella Inc., was
legislative reform. not triggered by illness, but the FDA
The U.S. Food and Drug Admin- said Thursday that several reported
istration told consumers Monday illnesses have been reported that
to stop eating anything containing might be associated with the nuts.
pistachios — a broad effort to keep And, unlike in the peanut recalls,
people from getting sick while inves- the companies involved moved
tigators looked for the source and quickly.
extent of problems. The government Once Kraft learned of the salmo-
was tipped off by Kraft Foods on nella test by a company in its supply
March 24, after the company found chain, it began its own investigation,
salmonella in routine testing and sending auditors to Setton, said Lau-
recalled some trail mix. rie Guzzinati, a spokeswoman for
The pistachio recall “is the latest Kraft Foods. The auditor “observed
reminder of how vulnerable our food raw and roasted pistachios not prop-
safety system is,” Levi said. “It is erly segregated,” she said.
encouraging that this response was Setton, the countr y’s second-
so quick, but we need to move to a largest producer of pistachios, vol-
system that focuses on prevention untarily recalled 2 million pounds of
through the entire food production pistachios from its 2008 crop.
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Friday, April 3, 2009 | Page 7

A win, a loss, a tie vs.


R.I. baseball rivals
By Benjy Asher executed squeeze play, giving the
Sports Editor Rams a 6-5 lead heading into the
bottom of the seventh.
The baseball team rallied in the But the bottom of the inning
final inning Wednesday afternoon started with back-to-back singles
to pull out a 7-6 victory over URI in by designated hitter Pete Greskoff
the first game of a doubleheader, ’11 and third baseman Ryan Zrenda
before tying the Rams in a short- ’11, and with the bases loaded and
ened second game. one out, Joe Mellano ’10 came in
to pinch hit. The move paid off,
Brown 7, URI 6 as Mellano slapped one through
In the first game of Wednes- the left side of the infield, bring-
day’s doubleheader, URI struck ing home two runners and giving
for three runs off starting pitcher Brown a 7-6 victory.
Conor Burke ’11 in the top of the
second inning, but the Bears an- Brown 7, URI 7
swered right back in the bottom of The Bears again found them-
the inning. After first baseman Rob selves in a hole early, giving up two
Papenhause ’09 and left fielder Dan runs in the top of the first inning of
Shapiro ’09 reached base, shortstop the second game, but the offense
Graham Tyler ’12 scored both run- took advantage of two URI errors
Courtesy of Jim Hooper
ners on a double to center field, and an RBI single by Papenhause
Women’s crew, seen here practicing, demonstrated depth Saturday with a win in the varsity four race.
later scoring on a single by center to tie the game, 2-2, in the bottom
fielder Steve Daniels ’09 to tie the
game 3-3.
Tyler had a fantastic day at the
of the inning.
In the top of the second, pitcher
Rob Wilcox ’10 gave up three more
Mixed results for w. crew in opener
plate for Brown, going 4-for-4 with runs, and the Rams’ Mike LeBel By Andrew Braca second-place finish in the freshman Princeton by six tenths of a second
three RBI over the pair of games. blasted a two-run homer over the Sports Editor eight in a time of 7:03.3, 2.7 seconds in the most dramatic finish of the
In the third inning, Brown took left field fence in the top of the behind Michigan. day.
its first lead of the game when Pa- fourth, giving URI a commanding The No. 2 women’s crew achieved The Bears turned their day “I’m so proud of the fours,” said
penhause singled to center field 7-2 lead. mixed results in its spring season around by cleaning up in the fours. tri-captain Jessica Stage ’09. “Our
and later came around to score on But Daniels hit a sacrifice fly in opener on Saturday. In a tough battle The varsity four demolished the team did phenomenally in those
an RBI single off the bat of catcher the bottom of the fourth to score with No. 8 Princeton and No. 15 competition, finishing at 7:33.8, while races, so I’m hoping that their suc-
Garrett Champion ’12. designated hitter Daniel Rosoff ’12, Michigan on Saturday on Lake Car- the Wolverines lagged 5.1 seconds cess will carry on in the next few
But Burke surrendered a walk cutting the deficit to 7-3, and in the negie in Princeton, N.J., the Bears behind and the Tigers followed them races.”
and a double to start the top of the bottom of the fifth, the Bears’ bats settled for third in a tight varsity three seconds later. Bruno took second in the second
fourth, putting runners on second came alive. eight race before dominating the The second varsity four served as varsity eight with a time of 7:00.3, 4.2
and third with no outs. URI capital- Papenhause, who finished the fours. a showcase for Bruno’s depth. Draw- seconds behind Michigan. Princeton
ized on the opportunity, tying the day 4-for-6, started the rally off with “I think ever ybody raced re- ing from the strength of a large ros- followed in third at 7:01.7.
game 4-4 on an RBI single and later a one-out double to center field, ally well,” said tri-captain Cristina ter, Brown entered two boats in the Brown came out on the short end
taking the lead 5-4 on a sacrifice fly. and a hit batter and a walk loaded Caligiuri ’09. “We had some strong race, sweeping the top two spots. of a hotly contested varsity eight race
With a runner on second and only the bases for Tyler, who drove in opponents, and it was great racing The first boat crossed the line to wrap up the day, in which just 5.2
one out, Burke retired the next two Papenhause with an RBI single. all day.” at 8:01.9, followed 2.3 seconds later
continued on page 8
batters to get out of the inning with Daniels cut URI’s lead to 7-5 with Brown began the day with a by the second boat, which held off
the deficit at only one run. a sacrifice fly, and with two outs, the

Gevelinger ’09 Bruno’s lone NCAA wrestler


Tyler led off the bottom of the Bears continued to fight.
fourth with a single, and advanced Zrenda drove an RBI single
to third with one out, but the Bears to left field to make it a one-run
were unable to bring him home. game, and Shapiro brought home By Dan Alexander How old were you when you
The Rams threatened again in Tyler with a game-tying RBI single, Sports Staff Writer started? Have you ever been injured?
the top of the fifth, and with runners Shapiro’s fourth hit of the double- I think competitively, the first I’ve got a laundr y list of inju-
at first and second with one out, header. Nuzzo then grounded out Matt Gevelinger ’09 headed to St. time was in fourth grade. ries.
Mark Gormley ’11 came on in relief to end the inning, at which point Louis to represent Brown wrestling
of Burke. But Champion picked a the game was called on account in the NCAA Championships on ATHLETE OF THE WEEK What was your worst injur y
runner off of first for the second of darkness. March 16. Gevelinger earned an and how did it happen?
out, and Gormley got the hitter to automatic bid to the tournament Did any of your family mem- The worst was I dislocated my
pop out to end the inning. Bryant 4, Brown 3 after placing fourth in the 184-pound bers wrestle? elbow in the state finals my junior
Brown went down one-two-three On Thursday afternoon, Brown weight class at the Eastern Inter- Like I said, in my hometown, it year. It was excruciating — not only
in the bottom of the fifth, but after took on Bryant, and the Bears got collegiate Wrestling Association was a big deal for everyone to do it. because I lost the match due to in-
Gormley pitched a perfect sixth on the board first in the top of the Championships. On my dad’s side, all of my uncles jury disqualification, but my arm,
inning, Shapiro led off the bottom third inning, when catcher Matt Gevelinger went 0-2 at the tourna- wrestled. I have five uncles — all of like, you know, bent backwards the
of the inning with a single and ad- Colantonio ’11 led off the inning ment, dropping his opening match to them wrestled. My dad wrestled, and wrong way.
vanced to third with one out on with a single, and later came around defending national champion and No. then both my brother and I wrestled.
a sacrifice bunt and a wild pitch. to score, giving the Bears a 1-0 lead. 3 seed Mike Pucillo of Ohio State. It was kind of a family experience, That happened in state fi-
Daniels came to the plate and hit a Papenhause widened the lead to The second match was closer, but you know. nals?
grounder towards the first baseman, 2-0 with an RBI single in the top of Gevelinger’s college career ended Yeah, so I got second. The next
whose throw to the plate skipped the fourth, but the Bulldogs struck with a 14-6 loss to Oklahoma State’s Did you ever do any other day was kind of the worst day of
to the backstop, allowing Shapiro for three runs in the bottom of the Christopher McNeil. sports besides wrestling? my life. I was in so much pain, kind
to score, tying the game, 5-5. The sixth, and added another run in the For representing Brown as the Yeah, I played football in high of disoriented, and I knew I lost. I
Bears had a golden opportunity to seventh inning, putting the Bears only wrestler at the NCAA Cham- school. It was a lot of fun, but I wasn’t mean, it wasn’t the worst day of my
take a lead when co-captain and behind, 4-2. pionships this season, The Herald really all that good at it (laughs). life, but it sucked.
team RBI leader Matt Nuzzo ’09 Shapiro brought the score to 4-3 has named Gevelinger athlete of
came to the plate with the bases when he singled home Zrenda in the week. How do you pump yourself Do you think you would have
loaded, but Nuzzo grounded into a the top of the eighth, but the come- up before your matches? won the state championship if
double play to end the inning. back bid fell short, as the Bears Herald: How did you get into Before my matches, I try to relax that hadn’t happened?
With one out in the top of the failed to get another run home. wrestling? more than anything because usu- I mean, that’s the story I get to
seventh and final inning, URI’s Dan Brown will next take the field on Gevelinger: In my hometown — ally I’m really nervous. So if there’s stick to.
Rhault hit a line drive to left field, Saturday, when the Bears will take Mineral Point, Wisc. — wrestling anything, I try to tell myself that I’ve
which Shapiro misplayed, allowing on Penn at Murray Stadium, at 12 is a big deal. Everybody grew up worked hard, and now I have to go You wrestle in the 184 weight
Rhault to reach second base. Rhault p.m. and 2 p.m. They will host an- wrestling. It was just something you out and prove to my opponent and
then advanced to third on a passed other Ivy League foe in Columbia, have to do. No questions about it. everyone else watching that I should continued on page 8
ball, and came home on a perfectly in a doubleheader on Sunday. win this match.
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S ports W eekend “I like our chances and love this team.”


— Felix Mercado, women’s water polo head coach

AOTW: Gevelinger ’09 on W. waterpolo fall to top-10 teams


balancing wrestling, lab work By Meghan Markowski
Spor ts Staf f Writer
trying to pull out the win, but we
made some mistakes as a team and
15-9 victory.

continued from page 7 lost by one goal. In learning from Roadrunner Invitational
You went to Nationals last The women’s water polo team our mistakes, we look forward to Brown cruised past Cal State
class. What do you weigh out year too. How did this year com- star ted of f spring break with a rematch.” San Bernardino, 12-6, and Concor-
of season? pare with last year? tough competition at the Aztec No. 6 California came out dia University, 11-4, on the first day
I’ve never weighed 200, but I’ve This year was a lot different. I was Invitational. The team played at strong in the first half to hold a of the Roadrunner Invitational.
been close — about 198. by myself — just with my coaches San Diego State University and 7-1 advantage over the Bears in Against Cal State, Presant,
instead of with other teammates. lost its first four games to No. 18 their second game. Brown was able Bullwinkel and Bethany Kwoka
Is it hard to cut weight to get This year, I knew everything. It was Indiana, No. 6 California, No. 4 to outscore California 3-2 in the ’12 led the offense with three goals
back to 184? in St. Louis last year. And it was this Hawaii and No. 5 San Diego. The second half, but couldn’t make up apiece. Glick added two goals and
Not really. I didn’t really cut year, so I knew the facilities. I knew Bears were able to pull off a win an early deficit and lost, 11-7. four assists.
much weight this year. Once I got what everything looked like. I knew against Pacific in their last game Brown couldn’t keep up with Brown proved its all-around
my weight under control, once I what weigh-ins were going to be of the invitational. No. 4 Hawaii and fell 20-4 in their strength against Concordia, allow-
initially cut down, everything was like. You know, it was very routine, They continued on to play third game of the invitational. Ha- ing the eagles just seven shots and
really easy. I didn’t have to cut a lot almost. But you know, unfortunately, ranked teams on Wednesday and waii held a 9-1 lead at halftime. scoring eight goals to end the first
of weight compared to a lot of the I went 0-2 again this year. Thursday facing No. 8 UC Irvine Brown’s four goals came from half up 8-1. Presant led the team
other guys on the team. and No. 3 UCLA, but again fell Bethany Kwoka ’12, Glick, Presant with six goals, while Kwoka had
Will you wrestle after col- short against both. They ended the and Katherine Stanton ’11. three and Bullwinkel and Herald
Did the rest of the team still lege? week at the Roadrunner Invitational Goalkeeper Stephanie Laing’s Metro Editor Joanna Wohlmuth ’11
practice after you qualified for No. My career is over with. with three wins and one loss. ’10 thirteen saves weren’t enough each had one. Glick led the team
Nationals, even though their sea- “When you play 11 games in to beat No. 5 San Diego on the last in assists, with six.
son was over? How does that feel? eight days, you are going to see day of the invitational. The Bears On Saturday, Brown continued
Nationals was the week before Pretty weird. Um, I don’t quite some good things and bad things,” kept up with San Diego in the first its winning steak, beating Whit-
spring break. And Easterns — when know what to do with myself. I’m wrote Head Coach Felix Mercado quarter but San Diego gained an tier, 9-1. Brown’s goals came from
we qualified for Nationals — was the going to end up spending a lot more in an e-mail to The Herald. “I felt 8-4 lead going into fourth quarter. Presant, Wohlmuth, Stanton and
first week of March, so for those two time doing schoolwork and work- that in both tournaments we were The game ended with San Diego Glick, and the defense kept Whit-
weeks in between, everyone came in ing in my lab. But yeah, it’s a weird able to adjust to most of the op- on top 10-6. tier off the scoreboard until fourth
and was great moral support. feeling. ponents but we obviously made Laing was selected as the Col- quarter.
more mistakes than I would have legiate Water Polo Association’s The Bears last match of the
What happened at Nation- What’s your lab? liked,” Mercado wrote. “To play Northern Division Player of the invitational was against UC-San
als? Oh, I work in the molecular biol- teams that are ranked so high and Week for her performance at Aztec Diego, which ended in the Tritons’
I went 0-2. I lost in the first ogy department. compete with them, I think our Invitational. She recorded 45 saves favor, 9-7.
round to last year’s defending na- team grew in confidence.” and seven steals. The Bears held a 3-2 lead early,
tional champ. He beat me up pretty What are your plans when you “The most exciting games were but the San Diego defense held
bad. And then I lost a tough match graduate? Aztec Invitational against SDSU, Cal and UCSD,” Pre- the Bears scoreless in the second
to a kid from Oklahoma State. I I don’t really know. I’m kind of On March 20, Brown fell to sant wrote. “In all these games we quarter, and the Tritons pulled
wrestled hard. I did my best. And looking for a job. I maybe want to No. 18 Indiana, 9-8, in an excit- put forth impressive effort as these ahead with a 4-3 lead. The teams
you know, they were just better than be a lab tech for a little bit — take a ing match. The Bears started off top ranked teams with multiple traded goals, each scoring three,
me. And sometimes you have to re- little time off of school before I go strong with a goal from Samantha strings were forced to keep in their in the third quarter to make it 7-6.
alize that. back to grad school. Ryu ’12, but the Hoosiers came starters.” But UC San Diego outscored the
back with the next three goals to Bears 2-1 in the fourth and came
earn a 3-1 lead at the end of the UC Irvine 12, Brown 7 away with the win.

Women rowers looking ahead first quarter. Indiana continued


its streak by putting another goal
No. 8 UC-Ir vine tallied goals
right away, ending the first quar-
Kwoka was named the Col-
legiate Water Polo Association’s

after ‘disappointing’ opener in the back of the net early in the


second quarter.
ter up 5-0. Its tough defense al-
lowed Brown to only get off only
Northern Division Rookie of the
Week for her performance in Cali-
Sarah Glick ’10 and Lauren Pre- two shots. At halftime, the score fornia. She had seven goals, three
continued from page 7 room for improvement. sant ’10 ended Indiana’s run by was 7-3. assists and six steals.
“Michigan and Princeton are scoring two power-play goals to Ir vine’s four-goal run in the “It was great playing in Califor-
seconds separated the three crews. great competitors, but we’re hoping go into halftime down 4-3. third quarter put the Bears down nia and it proved invaluable to play
Michigan cruised home with a time to put a lot of work in on the water Brown came out determined by eight. Brown netted four goals the top 10 teams in the nation,”
of 6:46.1, followed by Princeton at and come back strong for the next in the second half with a goal by in the fourth quarter, but their Presant wrote. “UCLA and Hawaii
6:49.3 and Brown at 6:51.3. few races,” Stage said. Presant to tie the game up. But comeback attempt fell short, and were among the best competition
“It was disappointing, but I’m The Bears will travel to Cam- Indiana scored two consecutive the Bears lost, 12-7. we have played. We look forward
confident that our team will do well bridge tomorrow to face perenni- goals to make it 6-4. Presant scored to using what we learned in Cali-
in the upcoming races,” said Stage. al-rival Radcliffe, as the Harvard with five seconds left in the third UCLA 15, Brown 9 fornia to finish off the rest of the
“We have a lot to work on, but we women’s crew is known. quarter to make it 6-5. Brown’s competition didn’t get season strong!”
have a lot of potential.” “I think the whole team is really The Bears tied it in the final easier, as the team faced No. 3 The Bears’ next game will be
The Bears achieved solid results excited for Radcliffe this weekend,” quarter, but Indiana scored three UCLA Thursday afternoon. UCLA today at Wheaton College against
against two of the top 15 crews in Caligiuri said. “They’re in our region, more goals to make it 9-6 with less shut out Brown and held a 7-0 lead Hartwick.
the country, but said there is always and it’s always a great race.” than three minutes left in the game. until 5:33 left in the second quar- “We get our captain Rory Stan-
Brown tallied two more goals, but ter, when Glick netted the Bears’ ton (’09) back this week and that
it wasn’t enough to win the game, first goal. will help a lot with the ability of
and the Bears fell 9-8. Brown pulled to within five at giving more girls some rest,” Mer-
“During the Indiana game, we the half, and Glick and Stanton cado wrote. “We just have to keep
were all trying to work together each scored early in the third learning from our mistakes and
to win the game,” Presant wrote quarter to make it 8-5. But UCLA make sure we are playing our best
in an e-mail to the Herald. “Going went on a three-goal run to put the ball at the end of the season. I like
into the fourth quarter we were game out of reach, ending with a our chances and love this team.”

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w orld & N ation


North Korea preps for satellite launch
By Julian E. Barnes believe the satellite launch would be Morrell said Gates has made it clear
Los Angeles Times illegal under United Nations resolu- if there was a direct threat from the
tions restricting North Korea’s missile North Korea launch, the military
WASHINGTON –– The U.S. and programs. has the capabilities to destroy the
its allies stepped up pressure on But Pyongyang says it has a right rocket.
North Korea Thursday to scrap to launch a satellite under international The U.S. has interceptor rockets
its planned satellite launch, with space treaties. North Korea has been and tracking radar designed to destroy
President Obama agreeing with the impervious to diplomatic pressure in ballistic missiles in mid-course. The
South Korean president to respond the past. Analysts say North Korea U.S. could also use ship-based missiles
sternly if Pyongyang fires a long- appears determined to go ahead this to take out the North Korean rocket
range rocket. time, despite the international pres- soon after launch.
Department of Defense officials sure, betting that no new sanctions Defense officials said the legality
said that they were not planning to will be imposed. of shooting down a rocket carrying
shoot it down, but said that the U.S. North Korea heightened its rheto- a satellite was questionable, even if
would increase diplomatic pressure ric Thursday, saying it would retaliate the North Korean launch was illegal
on North Korea if it goes ahead, as against any attempts to destroy its under U.N. resolutions.
expected. Pyongyang would find itself rocket and also threatening to shoot Officials still expect a launch to
further from what it wants from the down U.S. surveillance aircraft. But come as early as Saturday, although
outside world, including diplomatic U.S. officials did not take the threat the window during which North Ko-
recognition, trade and investment, seriously. rea said the rocket would be launched
and security guarantees. Defense Secretary Robert M. extends through April 8.
“They need things,” one U.S. of- Gates spoke to his counterparts in U.S. spy agencies will monitor the
ficial said. Japan and South Korea on Wednes- launch for information on North Ko-
Fueling of the North Korean rock- day, assuring them that the U.S. will rea’s procedures as well as the perfor-
et has begun, and trailers and vehicles live up to its commitments to defend mance and range of its Taepodong-2
with propellant have been observed at its allies. rocket.
the launch site, U.S. officials said. North Korea has insisted it will At the G-20 summit in London,
International concern about the use the rocket to launch a satellite Obama met with President Lee
launch is based on a belief that it is into orbit. U.S. officials said they do Myung-bak of South Korea on Thurs-
intended to serve as an interconti- not believe the rocket poses a direct day and discussed North Korea at
nental ballistic missile test by the nu- danger to America. length, according to a senior admin-
clear-armed nation. Western nations Pentagon press secretary Geoff istration official.

House budget passes along party lines


continued from page 6 well into the future. The progressive Encouraged by the administra-
caucus offered an alternative budget tion, the House Thursday voted to
will require everyone to roll up their plan primarily to voice opposition include the procedure, known as rec-
sleeves.” to the war in Iraq, though many of onciliation, in its budget plan to speed
Republicans blasted the spend- its members also voted for Obama’s health care and education legislation.
ing plan as a reckless manifesto that budget. But Senate Republicans — and some
would greatly expand the size of gov- “It’s nice to support a president Senate Democrats — argue that the
ernment and double the national debt who’s got a brain and a heart — and maneuver would make bipartisan co-
within five years. Senate Minority uses them both,” said Rep. Lynn operation all but impossible on some
Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said Woolsey, D-Calif., co-chair of the of the most significant measures to
he and other opponents feared the progressive caucus. come before the Senate in years.
consequences of a budget that “calls In the end, the House voted 233 to The Senate, meanwhile, has
for a dramatic and potentially irre- 196 to support the president’s budget roundly rejected reconciliation for
versible shift of our nation to the left proposal, with only 20 Democrats Obama’s cap-and-trade proposal,
in the areas of health care, education, voting no and no Republicans vot- adopting an amendment to ban the
and private enterprise.” ing yes. maneuver by a vote of 67 to 31. The
Democrats rallied behind the The biggest dispute between the House budget does not include cap-
president, however, arguing that their two chambers is whether to use a and-trade in its reconciliation provi-
budget would rebuild an economy powerful procedural shortcut that sions. But neither fact has deterred
ruined by eight years of Republican could allow Obama’s health, educa- cap-and-trade advocates, and admin-
rule. In the House, fiscal conserva- tion and energy initiatives to pass istration officials support leaving the
tives fell in line behind the plan, even the often balky Senate with 51 votes door open in the final budget blue-
though it would generate a deficit rather than the usual 60, eliminating print when it emerges from confer-
of more than $1.2 trillion next year the need to win over any Republi- ence committee for a final vote later
and produce large annual deficits cans. this month.
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P ete F allon

Send us your letters! A different kind of break


Eventually, I discovered other people who had stayed
herald@browndailyherald.com back for break too. They were people that I would say
BY FATIMA AQEEL hello to if I saw them around campus, but I didn’t actu-
Opinions Columnist ally know well. Most students have a particular circle
of friends comprised of people they live close to or with
t h e b r o w n d a i ly h e r a l d After delaying my planning for spring break, I realized whom they share a common interest. But they rarely
Editor-in-Chief Managing Editors Associate Editors Senior Editors that I would be one of the few people who would be have the time or the interest to really get to know people
Steve DeLucia Michael Bechek Nandini Jayakrishna Rachel Arndt stuck at Brown for the week. outside the confines of that circle.
Chaz Firestone Franklin Kanin Catherine Cullen
Michael Skocpol Scott Lowenstein Friends tried to comfort me by telling me that, by On an average day, I wouldn’t actually have had the
editorial Business staying here, at least I wouldn’t spend a lot of money. opportunity to talk to these people who had stayed be-
Ben Hyman Arts & Culture Editor General Managers Office Manager While that is a fallacy, it is certainly true that those stay- hind. But we ended up spending a lot of time together
Hannah Levintova Arts & Culture Editor Alexander Hughes Shawn Reilly
Sophia Li Features Editor Jonathan Spector ing back get more sleep. Traveling can be exhausting, and subsequently finding out more about each other.
Emmy Liss Features Editor Directors and in an age when even vacations are over-programmed, It was a kind of socializing that couldn’t ever happen at
Gaurie Tilak Higher Ed Editor Ellen DaSilva Sales Director
Matthew Varley Higher Ed Editor Claire Kiely Sales Director
you don’t really get the opportunity to make up for the a frat party or in a classroom.
George Miller Metro Editor Phil Maynard Sales Director sleep you didn’t get during the semester. Obviously, I don’t think anyone should or would
Joanna Wohlmuth Metro Editor Katie Koh Finance Director Another benefit of staying back is that students can forego the opportunity to travel or go home during
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Jenna Stark News Editor get more work done and thus have a smoother transi- break because people are just dying to stay in the SciLi
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Katie Wood Asst. Sports Editor Alex Carrere University Sales for most hours during the break, and so many students your own food and thinking about how much fun your
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which are just a couple of days after the break ends. traditional plans for spring break have their own, rather
Eunice Hong Photo Editor Sarah Rosenthal Opinions Editor When I was awake and not working, it surprised me blatant, advantages.
Kim Perley Photo Editor Editorial Page Board to see how different the University campus looks when However, after spending my break at Brown, I real-
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Nick Bakshi Board member students are not here. For sure, there are fewer people, ized that there was so much that I could do right here
production
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Zack Beauchamp Board member and so there’s just a lot more space and everything that I cannot do on a regular day. Turns out, there are
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Anna Migliaccio Asst. Design Editor Post- magazine for the first time, I started noticing the non-student
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Earth Hour 2009: the hour without power


pledges to turn off their lights, as well. But by mid-April if the cause doesn’t maintain its tertainment, communication and comfort.
BY MICHAEL as my fear of insincerity faded away, I felt a momentum. We shouldn’t have to wait until We should not, however, pursue a course
FITZPATRICK wave of dissatisfaction fill the void. It’s not Earth Hour 2010 to be reminded why energy that rejects all technology. By aiming to im-
like they asked much of us: We turned off conservation matters. We should be remind- prove technology and using new science to
Opinions Columnist our lights for one hour, and hopefully the ing ourselves every hour of every day. reduce our environmental impact, we can
governments of the world will pass a newer, The crusade to lower energy consump- avoid having to sacrifice all the benefits of
I hope everyone enjoyed his or her hour of stronger U.N. resolution for regulating our tion isn’t the only thing about which people technology along with its necessary evils.
darkness last Saturday evening. climate. So why do I feel like I haven’t done need to be concerned. Resource conserva- Reducing our environmental impact is
For those of you who may not know what anything? tion is just as important, but the Earth Hour analogous to losing weight: One can reduce
I’m talking about, Earth Hour is an annual As with most political movements, the campaign isn’t exactly modeled to address consumption (or diet), and one can improve
event that takes place as part of the World the efficiency of their system (or exercise).
Wildlife Fund campaign to promote energy Common sense tells us that dieting and exer-
conservation and curb global warming. At cising are not exclusive paths to weight loss;
8:30 p.m. on Saturday evening, millions of people treat them as such because they are
homes and buildings turned off their lights
Green technology and reduced consumption both too lazy to consider doing both. In fact, exer-
for one hour as a pledge to work toward re- improve our environmental impact, but we needn’t cise and dieting are complementary. By the
ducing their energy consumption. same logic, green technology and reduced
I discovered the Earth Hour campaign treat them as exclusive solutions to our problem. consumption both improve our environmen-
the way most college students do — a friend tal impact, but we needn’t treat them as ex-
sent me a group invitation on Facebook. Af- clusive solutions to our problem.
ter doing my background reading, I quickly Earth Hour is a fine idea, but we can’t
developed two distinct impressions of the purpose of Earth Hour involves spreading practices such as water conservation, recy- let the campaign stop now that the hour has
campaign. I was pleased that so many indi- a firm message rather than producing any cling or reforestation. If no one takes the ini- come and gone. Unless we continue to low-
viduals — nearly 840,000 Facebook mem- physical accomplishment. No one would ex- tiative to give these important practices the er our energy consumption with the help
bers — still genuinely believed in energy pect to solve our energy problems by turn- same kind of publicity that Earth Hour gives of green technology, Earth Hour will have
conservation. ing off the lights for one hour each year. energy conservation, then we’ll lose sight of been a dismal failure. The true measure of
I will also admit that I was a little skepti- However, by participating in Earth Hour, the big picture. Reducing our energy con- our conviction will be demonstrated when
cal about the sincerity of all these people. It’s concerned individuals can demonstrate to sumption is immensely important, but only we leave the lights off long after Earth Hour
not that I don’t trust the movement; I ques- the governments and people of the world if our world still has trees and potable water. is over.
tioned whether or not all of these attendees how strongly they believe in sustainable en- Finally, we shouldn’t shun the idea of
intended to keep their promise to the cause. ergy practices. green technology. This is where the symbol-
It didn’t take long to dismiss my suspi- Unfortunately, an annual event is simply ism of turning off your lights for an hour be-
cions. Over 1 billion people in 90 different not enough. Although the Earth Hour cam- comes counterproductive. We should strive At 8:30 p.m. last Saturday, Michael
countries had planned to participate. Busi- paign has grown exponentially over the few to release ourselves from this notion that we Fitzpatrick ’12 was writing this column
nesses and organizations were making years it has existed, its message will be lost are dependent upon technology for our en- by flashlight.

Buckle up… or else


eration is the governor’s proposal to make not government’s interest in private property to Second, the debate over this law should make
BY SEAN QUIGLEY wearing one’s seatbelt a primary offense. This harassing us on the road because young people the young consider other such “crimes” that
would mean that, in contrast with current prac- tend to be more naive about their rights, those overwhelmingly affect them.
Opinions Columnist tice, the police could pull over a motorist simply agents are frequently Gendarmes by another Prohibition of recreational drugs, age re-
for not buckling up. name. strictions on alcohol, seat-belt laws — all hit
Gov. Donald Carcieri ’65 offered so much hope to Currently a driver needs to have committed a Presently, at the local and state level in Rhode the young very hard, and all primarily exist as
Rhode Island voters in 2002, when he emerged primary offense (speeding, for instance) before Island, there are tolerable limitations on officers’ legal crimes due to a terrible tendency to erect
from fallow political soil and was elected as the being ticketed for failure to wear a seat belt. ticketing powers because not wearing a seat coercive social controls. Why do we submit to
state’s 57th governor. He even managed to sur- Under Carcieri’s proposal, soon to be considered belt is, as previously mentioned, a secondary these social controls when, for the vast majority
vive that very anti-Republican year (2006), albeit by the legislature, not wearing a seatbelt would offense. But if it were made a primary offense, of human history, our ancestors lived without
by a slim margin. Brown students should be itself be a primary offense. cops would have one more excuse for pulling them (or their equivalents)?
proud of his personal accomplishments and I lack the space to address even half of the over motorists. Third, this debate should also force the
his dedication to the betterment of the state in young to reconsider what liberty and conser-
which our University educates. vatism truly mean in the American context. In
Yet Carcieri is, to my regret, often in the a nation born of a backwards-looking rebellion
wrong. The raid on the Narragansett tribal land against oppressive taxation, arrogant customs
in 2003 was shameful, both for its devolution into enforcers, overly hierarchical religion and profes-
violence and for the near-comical justification Green technology and reduced consumption both sional law-enforcement agents (both civilian and
for it, namely the American Indians’ failure to improve our environmental impact, but we needn’t military), how can it be conservative to make or
collect the sales tax. accept this seat-belt proposal?
And while his frontal attack on the corrupt treat them as exclusive solutions to our problem. For my part, I maintain that a willingness
system of taxpayer-funded favors and familial to rebel against the executive element of one’s
politics running rampant throughout the leg- government is the core of conservatism. Perhaps
islature has been admirable, he often gives up the tea-party phenomenon of late confirms this
too easily. His cries of “Fight, fight, fight” at the idea. Perhaps it does not, as the parties are
recent state Republican convention thus rang a nothing compared to the glorious actions of our
little hollow. reasons why this proposal is authoritarian to And because proof for such an offense is colonial forebears.
Adding insult to injury, Carcieri himself has the core, ignorant of frequent inequalities in usually very hazy and reliant on he-said-she-said Why are the contemporary sentiments of
begun to float very illiberal proposals in order to enforcement and destructive towards the ends testimony, cops will have yet another way to de- liberty so weak and we so slavish? Are we dead
address the budget shortfall caused in large part of a free, liberal civilization. I shall therefore limit tain motorists without anything even resembling inside, sentenced to a millennium of apathy and
by lavish state-pension plans and ever-expanding my discussion to the pernicious effects of this probable cause. If they don’t have a reason for a submission?
bureaucracies. Carcieri, to his credit, acknowl- law for young people in Rhode Island. traffic stop or a search, they can always lie their Who cares?
edges the tyrannical and stifling elements of First, as the young generally know better than way out of responsibility by claiming the driver
the state’s government. Yet he is, essentially, most age groups, professional law-enforcement was not buckled up.
now trying to fund those very elements that agents can be arrogant and invasive. From raid- Why would a Republican governor claiming Sean Quigley ’10 will be at the Providence
he swore to upend! ing our social gatherings to attempting to skirt to be a conservative want to give such policing Tea Party on April 15th. He can be reached
Of special importance for the younger gen- the long-established conventions regulating the agents that sort of power? Sean_Quigley@brown.edu.
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the news in images d i a m o n d s a n d c oa l


A diamond to the 22,280 high school seniors who were rejected from Brown this year,
the most ever. May it comfort each of you that your great personal misfortune marginally
increases our own feelings of self-worth.

And while we’re at it, a diamond to the fact that transfer applications to Brown were up
40 percent this year. Either other schools are getting worse, or Ruth is telling potential trans-
fers something we don’t know about a new water park.

Coal to the spoken-word poet who confessed that he felt like a “trained capitalist mon-
key” for liking Justin Timberlake’s music. We’ll pretend that wasn’t a veiled reference to the

5 diabolical research currently going on in the animal testing lab in BioMed — those monkeys
are still proprietary experiments.

A diamond to the results of this semester’s Herald poll, in which we got not only your
c a l e n da r approval rating of various things, but juicy details on your favorite substances. It looks like
opinion of Ruth isn’t the only thing that’s high at Brown.
Today, April 3 Saturday, April 4, 2009
Speaking of the poll, a diamond to UCS, which had the highest percentage of students
2 p.m. — Cora Marshall’s art, “Eman- 11:30 A.m. — Native Americans at in years respond that, good or bad, they held at least some opinion of the council. Hopefully
cipated Memories: Uncovering Hidden Brown, 8th Annual Spring Thaw Pow
this increased interest won’t convince anyone to actually attend those four-hour meetings.
Faces of Slavery,” 357 Benefit St. Wow, Lincoln Field

8 p.m. — Brown Theatre presents “The 1:30 p.m. — Crossword Competition


A diamond to the Brown chemists who have designed a “palladium nanoparticle” that
Other Shore,” Leeds Theater with New York Times Crossword Edi-
speeds up fuel cell reactions. But coal to the fact that the nanoparticle supposedly increases
tor Will Shortz, MacMillan 117 efficiency by making targeted layoffs and trying to buy out aging free radical atoms.

menu And in a further pooh-pooh to dire financial straits, coal to the fact that second-floor
kitchens in Caswell Hall will be converted into doubles over the summer. The last thing we
Sharpe Refectory Verney-Woolley Dining Hall need in this economy is eliminating those few safe havens where students can unwind from
career-related stress by making overambitious culinary disasters that they don’t clean up.
Lunch — BLT Sandwich, Creamy Cap- Lunch — Chicken Fingers, Baked
pellini with Broccoli, Italian Roasted Vegan Nuggets, Sticky Rice
A diamond to the naive Chinese student who complimented Americans for their ability to
Potatoes, Lentil Croquettes
Dinner — Salmon Quiche, Grilled
“think and talk at the same time.” Apparently the verb “to bullshit” doesn’t translate.
Dinner — Sliced Turkey and Ham, Chicken, Cheese Raviolis with Sauce,
Teriyaki Salmon, Basmati Rice Pilaf, Vegetarian Chick Pea Soup A cubic zirconium to a new state law that allows 16- and 17-year olds to pre-register to
Clam Bisque vote. We’re all for increasing the youth electoral voice, but only if they have to wake up at 8
RELEASE DATE– Friday, April 3, 2009
a.m. and neurotically type in pre-recorded five-digit candidate ID numbers.
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Edited by Rich Norris and Joyce Nichols Lewis
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1 Beachfront
3 Marginal
comments
31 India and
Pakistan under
40 Everycity, USA
41 Kmart founder
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property? 4 Evidence in British influence, 42 Windy day
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played Anthony who’s married to by Henry VI largest city
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scoreboard wake 36 Like some pride 48 “Stop”
display 7 “Right you are” 38 Strategic WWI 49 Street supplies?
15 Sacred five-book 8 Rhine tributary river 51 Carol syllable
collection 9 Miss 39 First light 52 Enrolled: Abbr.
16 Residencia room identification?
17 Numerical prefix 10 Where Mount ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE:
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drunk? 11 Scottish E L I A P E E T A T W A R
20 “Is there more?” landowner
D I O R C O M I C S H O R E
22 Chigger, e.g. 12 Collège attendee
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turndown? beings C H E S E M E S T E R The One About Zombies | Kevin Grubb
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30 Indian royalty 25 Preceders of B O L O G N A S I N K E R
31 Morning glistener omegas B E R G E N O F F I L M
34 Has 26 Stream T E C H S C H O O L I D I O
35 Amazes 27 “Lady Jane Grey” A D I O S A U R A S O U R
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