Vampires: Edward- pianoplyr

Bella- bellaisooberawesome

Renesmee- hybrid4eva

Alice-shopaholic

Jasper- confederatesrule!

Emmett-bloodthrstytedybear

Rosalie-2kewl4u

Carlisle-Dr.C

Esme- OCDvampire

Aro-rulerofdaworld

Caius- muahahahaha!

Marcus- Idonotspeak

Werewolves- Jacob-formerbeta

Quil-ilikepie

Embry-Awoooooooooh!

Seth- wisewolf

Leah- shutup

Sam-proudalpha

Emily- wolfgirl

People- Charlie-supercop

Renee-lovethesun

-pianoplyr has entered chat

-bellaisooberawesome has entered chat

pianoplyr- bella? Are u there?

bellaisooberawesome- yeah im here

pianoplyr - whats with your sn? (screen name)

bellaisooberawesome- what? don’t u think im oober awesome?

pianoplyr- i do it’s just that i don’t know what oober means

bellaisooberawesome- it means “really” see: bellaisreallyawesome means the same
thing.

pianoplyr- oh… i get it

-shopaholic has entered chat

-confederatesrule! has entered chat

shopaholic- wasup?

bellaisooberawesome- idk my bff Jill

shopaholic- what?

pianoplyr- she has been watching the commercial 4 cingular’s new go-phone

shopaholic- i see….

Bellaisooberawesome- we’re studying the Civil war in skool the stupid Confederates lost
hahaha!

confederatesrule!- ahem…

bellaisooberawesome- ahh! get away stupid confederate! Oh, do I need to dumb it

down 4 u since ur so stupid? Lets see… a-a-a-h-! get aw-ay con-fed-er-ate-!

confederatesrule! - why you little…

shopaholic- aw Jazz, don’t be like that we all have things we’re embarrassed about! But
losing a huge war to a bunch of redneck northerners… hahahahahaha!

-confederatesrule! has left chat to avenge the confederacy

- shopaholic has left chat to stop him before he gets into trouble

-bloodthrstytedybear has entered chat

-2kewl4u has entered chat

pianoplyr- hey Emmett, Rosalie

bellaisooberawesome- hey Emmett, nice sn!

bloodthrstytedybear- thanx luv urs 2!

bellaisooberawesome- hey lets sing a song

bloodthrstytedybear- okay: They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this resturant?

bellaisooberawesome- It’s all because some hacker stole my identity. Now I’m in here
every evening serving chowder and iced tea.

bloodthrstytedybear- Should have gone to free credit report . com.I could have seen
this coming at me like and atom bomb.
bellaisooberawesome- They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts. So you
don’t end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts!

bloodthrstytedybear- yee-haw!

pianoplyr- okay… akward.

2kewl4u- Emmett, time to go! I need you to come and tell me I’m pretty! Then I need
you to tell me I am pretty again! Then I need you to tell Alice and Bella that they are ugly,
and tell me I’m pretty!

bloodthrstytedybear- (sigh) coming! (cough, cough witch)

2kewl4u- what was that?

bloodthrstytedybear- um… I said hold on a second I need to scratch an itch

2kewl4u- no! you come now! I just found a photo album of pictures of me and we will
look at them while you tell me I’m pretty!

-bloodthrstytedybear has left chat to tell Rosalie that she is pretty

-2kewl4u has left chat to be told she is pretty by Emmett

bellaisooberawesome- hey Edward, I need to go and cook dinner 4 Charlie

pianoplyr- okay see u l8tr

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-pianoplyr has left chat

How was that? This was my first attempt at IM chat.